#dumb shit i do

[scribblinglizard]

15k words of this poor guy getting put through the mental, physical and emotional wringer. Thoughts and prayers for Jae. They need them.

[bri-is-spookyyxx]

Hello and welcome to..... 🥁🥁🥁

✨Dumb shit i did whilst going through a breakup✨

sooo, my friend just went through a breakup and i was telling her some of the crazy shit i did/felt whilst i went through it, and i thought 'hey this is kind of funny' so i hope you guys enjoy!

so i hate oasis but there is one song i like. My ex had no idea i even liked it. On halloween with her new girlfriend (the girl she cheated with) , she posted a story with this song on it. I got so angry that she'd "taken my song" that I played it over and over until i HATED it but it became my spotify number 1. Still can't hear the song now without feeling annoyed lol.

She got put in my history class so i tanked my grades for a month until i was moved away into another class.

She hated pickles like SO much so after she dumped me i ate literally only pickles for a week. my parents thought i'd gone mad.

She tried to take me back at my sister's wedding and i spent so long crying in the toilets i missed a fall out boy song and i yelled at her about that the next day. Because yeah idc if you cheat but MAKE ME MISS A FOB SONG???

i hid her cigarettes and lighters for her whilst we were together and after i found out she cheated i gave them straight to her mum just to get her in shit

When i was in hospital she tried to visit me i faked passing out just so i wouldnt have to talk to her

Soooo yeah in short guys! cheaters are scum of the earth and i was dumb and 15, i wouldn't do some of this shit now (i'd def still do the song thing tho. still mad ab that)

[daily-lizard-trigun]

I’ve been freed!! No more exams for me. I’ll probably still try and post on here but give me a few days to lie down 👍

[luxi-lilith]

My anxious feelings towards liking a post thats only seconds old are intense

[palmtreesx3]

pookie… you said under a fic “Christ on a cracker”…. what…

-🧱

😂😂😂

I forget that's probably a little niche sometimes.

Or the time I most relate/quote it from actual pop culture reference from Dexter:

[positive-pessimistic-emo]

Congratulate the happy couple

[babiesgotbackbacon]

ESO Screenshots: Meh edition

Managed to hit champion point level 2000 finally and this was celebrated with 5 back-to-back vKA runs. My perfect RO is finally getting filled out 👀.

BUT for those that are following Faal Orkiindah, the first two pictures are probably the most accurate depiction of Miraak and Aleaksi - specifically on the way to the embassy.

The other two images are:

1) vHoF Brass which is actually pretty sweet looking (not as pretty as the silver but fuck vAS+2)

2) the arena gladiator

[charlie-and-mushrooms]

I was making waffles today, and I looked in the fridge for the syrup, and I couldn't find any. And then I found the bottle that we usually use for natural syrup my pépère makes. And I took it, and thought, it's more liquify than normal, but ok.

So, I put it on my waffles. And then I smelled my hands, and I was like, "...did I touch vinegar?" (I did not.) I shrugged it off, whatever.

And then I put the waffle in my mouth, about to take a bite, and I could taste it before I even bit down.

It was not syrup. You know what it actually was?

Teriyaki.

I put teriyaki on my waffles.

[willowbird]

im starting to realize that im not actually the kind of person to burn the candle from both ends

i just chuck the fucker right into the fireplace, candelabra and all

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

[scribblinglizard]

This will make sense to no one else but HOW THE FUCK DO PILOTS EAT. Like you are piloting a spaceship with no breaks for multiple days. Are you eating instant ramen over a console. What were they doing in the military. You can’t exactly have your Pilot snacking during a dogfight. I guess you could if they were really good.

This is not even addressing the bathroom problem which is more concerning to me.

Like yes the entire point is that being a Pilots is unethical and ultimately cruel to the people who ‘choose’ to become them. Like that’s the entire point but do I actually need to stock ration bars on my bridge.

I guess once the F-S started implementing Heg AIs the issue of general Piloting can be handled by the AI itself which would free up the Pilot to actually be a human for a while. But I am concerned about what they were doing before the war ended.

[hislittleraincloud]

*burns self with cigarette*

Well. That no longer hurts.

[remarkablebookbean]

Me: plugs computer charger into wall because my computer is about to die and forgets to plug the charger in leaving it hanging limply

Also same: gets frustrated when my computer dies thinking that my charger is broken

[nessieartss]

student sukuna au inspired by this beautiful art by inkedberries (galaxy brain moment), please check their other arts as well!

[mirensiart]

meanwhile twilight deep in the forest while patrolling: my “wild is about to do something stupid” senses are tingling

edit: I just noticed I wrote marshmallow wrong lmao sorry the DYSLEXIA attacks again

[positive-pessimistic-emo]

Andy is even prettier irl