#eet eez what eet eez

[sandtastesgreater]

My contribution to the Guardians of the Video Game fandom, here's a Patch (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

[clockworksheep2]

idk what to work on for cleaning tonight 😔 i kind of want to work on smth that will get me like. noticeable progress quickly but unfortunately i don't think there is anything like that. like i could do the dishes but that's not going to make much of a difference in the space (and also that is kitchen. i want to work on rec room fdsjkl), and i could work on general inventory-taking and tidying in rec room to prep it for Real Cleaning but that gives me zero visible progress so grrrr

[fungusamongus]

too lazy to photoshop two generic babies onto this gif so just imagine it

that's been my life since feb which was a lot earlier than planned, so you can imagine what kind of hospital stay that entailed

i drew one tiny sketch back in feb and thats all i could manage lmao how sad is that. anyway everyone is healthy now but this hive is full of busy bees and THIS bee is doin their best and missing art a lot. so thats whats up folks. eet eez what eet eez. stay cool and i hope to post again soon.

[iamnmbr3]

Since you’re on the character asks and your thoughts are enjoyable to read maybe pick one of the non-Harry try-wizard tournament champions? I like them pretty evenly so your thoughts on any of them would be cool to hear, so pick your favourite/whoever you have most to say about/roll a dice to decide at your discretion?

What a lovely ask! You're so kind. I'm going to go with Fleur Delacour.

How I feel about this character

The way she showed her devotion to Bill at the end of book 6? Absolutely iconic. Best written intentionally romantic moment in the whole series. Hands down. No contest. The way she handled that dragon? Immaculate. The judges were just mean and veelaphobic and also JKR is super weird about her female characters.

Also kudos to her for being the only character when Harry got picked as a Champion in book 4 to be like 'no this is ridiculous he's too young.' Yeah she was a little harsh about it maybe. But wow. One of the only responsible adults in the whole series. Child me was like 'omg she's so mean' but now I'm like 'you go girl.' She should've been there to roast all of Dumbledore's questionable decisions. Can you imagine. Dumbledore: Don't worry. I have a plan. Fleur: Eez eet child endangerment again?

I genuinely enjoy her as a character and also find the way her identity as a part human who is fetishized to some extent and viewed as Other but not demonized in the way werewolves or half giants or half trolls are in her world to be fascinating fodder for a lot of interesting character work.

Also, I always have a soft spot for characters who I feel the narrative is actively telling me to dislike. I prefer stories that let the reader come to their own conclusions. As soon as I feel the story is too forcefully and artificially shoving down my throat "you must like this character" or "you must dislike this other character,” especially when it's not justified by what we actually see in the text, then I kind of want to do the opposite. So if you think my girl Fleur did something rude no she didn't or if she did that was her emotional support rude comment and she deserved to go off.

For real though. She put up with so much hate from Molly and the whole Weasley family for literally no reason. She deserved to be a little snarky. Ginny is so mean to her for literally no reason and the narrative wants us to laugh along and cheer on this immature, unkind highschool meangirl behavior as though it's some epic #girlboss moment when it's just mean. And Fleur's parents meanwhile are absolutely lovely (probably because Fleur covered for her in-laws and didn't tell her parents how she had been treated lest her full Veela grandmother show up and start throwing fireballs at them all).

You go Fleur. You never did anything wrong in your life. Ever.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

I love her with Bill. I think Bill and Fleur are by far the best handled canon romance in the series. (Well, best handled intentionally canon romance - we all know JKR wrote a 7 book drarry epic but that was an accident lolol). They are so sweet together and so devoted to each other - despite any obstacles (including unsupportive family members). And they really compliment each other so well and just yeah. It's so sweet.

On a semi-crack level I do also like the idea of Fleur/Luna though because they both can be very blunt and directly state difficult truths in a way that can make others uncomfortable or seem rude. They do this in very different ways and also have very different outlooks but I think it makes them interestingly complimentary. And they'd both be confident and self assured enough to handle each other and not take offense. I feel like Fleur and Luna flirting would be so hilariously direct and entertaining. (Though it'd probably have to be postwar as. I think Fleur would be likely to scoff at Crumple-Horned Snorkacks).

I can also totally picture a Bill/Fleur/Luna poly relationship. I feel like it'd end up being improbably chill and functional somehow despite the big personalities. The three would probably be off living their best lives and eating metaphorical popcorn while all the other characters spent years having epic relationship drama.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

I want to see her and Charlie hanging out so badly. After seeing her take on that dragon Charlie was probably pulling all kinds of shenanigans to get her together with one of his siblings because he doesn't want to get married but also oh merlin he needs this woman to be part of his family. Give me the Charlie and Fleur epic friendship and dragon taming duo.

My unpopular opinion about this character

I don't think Bill was attracted to her because he likes "glamour." I think he saw her as the brave, loving, and intelligent person that she is.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I wish other characters had apologized to her and stopped mocking her and treating her horribly.

[guardingxsword]

There's the look of a child caught with their hand in a cookie jar, but this child has his hands on Antoine's fruit

@lxb-rat

"Un enfant?! What are you doing here? Zee fence eez elecric!" The coyote looked back and fourth with horror at the kid and then at the fence. How did he get in? Where were his parents? "Put zee apple down, eet eez still green!"

[wayward-sword]

" Non, non, no! Ze foot—ze foot must not turn in like zat. You are not a duck. You are a dancer. Fix eet. " She tapped the ground with her cane for emphasis. " Eef you are shy to dançe een a park, zen you are not ready for ze stage. Again! " Another tap of her cane—perhaps, one that was more frustrated than the last.

The dancers followed her guidance, though none could deny that petit ange was—& still is—utterly terrifying in her own, delicate, yet brutal way of teaching. A pas de deux. . . to think she'd be the one teaching it was a surprise. Frustrating, yes—but one she bore with pride. " One, two, three, four—non, non! You are s'posed to leet 'er 'igher! " Ugh—how was she meant to teach when they lacked the courage to do such simple movements? Her gaze swept the room, then settled on a young man with a strong, steady posture. Ah. . . he'll do.

" Eh—excuze me, sair. Would you mind ay-ding me een zis class? Eet eez a seemple task, I promise you. " Her request was polite, but ice cold—her tone leaving almost no room to refuse.

The swordsman perks up slightly, his countenance suggesting some manner of muted surprise upon being picked out and put on the spotlight like so. He doesn't lift himself from where he leans against the wall, keeping his arms furled across his chest, but he doesn't simply pretend to ignore the fact that he was called out to either. It was already too late for that, given how he had reacted in the first place.

"What? Nah, you should probably look for someone else. I'm not much of a dancer anyway." The fact that there was some subtle hint of irrefutable command in the young woman's tone only spurred some bit of obstinance in him. Zech never did like being ordered around.

Honestly, the only reason he had popped his head in was to observe the footwork of the others. It gave him ideas for how to move in a fight, especially since some techniques did happen to carry over between different physical activities. He just figured as long as he remained a "fly on the wall," so to speak, then surely he would find some form of inspiration.

[ambivalence-and-torpor]

Ey, Navika is keen about you. He can put together pieces, I'm sure he's noticed smth you think he wouldn't have :0c

Tho... another muse? Helping you? Really? That sounds kinda farfetched

CC: Believé what you weehl, air don't. Eet eez noné of mon concairn...

[saltrose]

The weather is officially dire… or I should explain that it’s nearing the 40s which I don’t enjoy. Summer is an odd transition. Not me speaking of Summer as if it were a depressing winter or something. But I do feel this way. Embarrassing to admit but the loneliness is ever more present in my mind… I wonder where this life path will take me. These are the times when I have to remind myself there is a reason for why things happen the way they do because I keep thinking along the lines of “had I been more responsible…” or “had I [done] this or that…”

One of the mantras my yoga instructor repeats is that “everything is as it should be” and I really appreciate that because it’s better than being like “eet eez what eet eeezz” ugh

I’m obviously feeling kind of off… like anxious and like a nervous wreck. One flaw in my thinking could be that I think too much about myself.

Okay after a quick vibe check we can rule that last thought out…

[quill-pen]

@rom-e-o Adonis smiled after the women and nodded in agreement. "It seems Ethel is in an element we didn't know she possessed, Bob," he remarked. He turned back to his business partner and gave him a brotherly clap on the shoulder. "If you'd like, I can talk to some people and make sure your names are put on some permanent invite lists--only for the best events, of course. There are many I wouldn't want to subject you to and would advise skipping for... various reasons."

Bob beamed at the elder gentleman, his two-toned eyes shining. "That would be very kind of you, Mist-euh-Ebenezer." He was still getting used to referring to his senior partners with such informality. "It would be wonderful to take my Ethel out to parties we've read about in the paper for years."

His gaze slipped past Adonis and lighted on Ethel as she a Constance chattered at the end of the table with the attendant who was cutting the goose. "Dressing my wife up in some fine things she's always wanted and showing her off for everyone to see what an amazing woman she is--why I'd be chuffed! And I can wager she'd be tickled pink as well! We'd show London that there's fine ladies in all her corners and shadows."

Adonis chuckled heartily and patted Bob on the shoulder as he, too, turned to gaze at his own woman in admiration. "Amen for that, Bob," he agreed sincerely. With that, he sauntered away to rejoin his date.

"This goose is so tender!" Ethel was exclaiming when he approached, poppeing another morsel into her mouth. She looked up at the chef with sparkling eyes. "Positively melts in your mouth! I don't suppose you could tell me your secrets? Mine isn't bad, but it's nowhere near this good."

"Ah, eet eez no big "secret", my lady," the woman answered, a grin parting her face from ear to ear. "Eet eez simply all about the temperature of the oven and time. Also butter."

"Butter, 'ey?"

"Yees, madam--lots and lots of butter. If you think you've used too much, you need to add more."

As the conversation kept going, Adonis slipped in behind Connie and hugged her waist from behind. "Finding anything you particularly enjoy?" he teased, purring into her ear. "You should. You'd have to be as picky as Bess' ex to not find something to eat here."

"Speaking of which," Bob said as he sidled up to Ethel and stole a bit of goose from her plate, "where do you suppose she and Ben slipped off to? I haven't noticed them since Ethel and I came down the stairs."

🎄🎄🎄

Bess had never felt so happy in her entire life. From the very hair follicles on top of her scalp to the very tips of her toes, she felt warm and giddy and bubbling with joy. She felt she could howl her fortune to the moon, she was so happy! And when Wolf kisses her knuckles, she melted into goo, her legs going wobbly. She was his sweetheart! His girlfriend! She was Ebenezar Scrooge's serious, exclusive, "going-steady" girlfriend! They were officially courting! Happy tears pricked at the woman's eyes but this time she didn't care.

Feeling bold in her joy, the Yank, who was considerably strong, tugged the man by the hands as she stretched up to kiss him again. "I love you, you know," she murmured after a moment.

They'd literally just declared themselves as an official couple; social etiquette would declare this much, much, much too soon to be making any such declarations. But this wasn't the usual relationship that social etiquette dictated. She and Wolf had, effectively, been a couple for going on a year, despite how they'd tried to deny it the entire time. Going out for breakfast, brunches, dinners, lunches, suppers, teas; going on daily walks; bringing lunch to each other at work; hanging out at each other's places to have dinner and watch movies; dancing together at Mr. Pippersnipe's dance club meetings; Wolf regularly coming to Bess' shows and escorting her home; and much, much more. And in that time, through all those activities and moments, Bess had come to find herself completely, utterly, head-over-heels in love with the English gentleman. Not because of his money or position or how he spoiled her in ways she had only ever dared dreamed of before, but because he was a good, kind, generous, chivalrous man who made her feel safe, wanted, happy, and worthwhile. And she desperately hoped she made him feel the same way.

"I've loved you for a long time now, Ebenezar. If that scares you--if it feels too early for you--I'm sorry, but I won't apologize for saying it. Not after all this time."

@rom-e-o

In Timeless, Adonis has invited Connie as his date to the Lord Mayor's Christmas party. Wolf was encouraged (in the end, more like dared, because brothers be brothers) to invite Bess (as merely close friends, of course) and she accepted.

Let's dress our guys and dolls up and rp a little!

Wolf:

[sloedancing]

a bgc three piece bedroom set featuring cute woodland patterns

download .zip (sfs) / mirror (mediafire)

UPDATE 13/04/23: fixed the tuning issue that stopped the beds from being used as beds. please redownload.

the set includes:

a crib: 33 swatches | 11 patterns in 3 wood tones

a toddler bed: 33 swatches | 11 patterns with 3 wood tones

curtains: 22 swatches | 11 patterns with 2 metal tones

additional previews here: one & two

pattern credits: ekaterina zirina, anya d, and diseminger.

[wonhaebunny]

tbh I almost feel like if would have been healthier for Izuku to resent Katsuki just a little instead of internalizing everything, but at the same time idk what Izuku's like outside of Katsuki's POV and it's pretty well established that katsuki has some pretty large blind spots when it comes to Izuku's feelings. and they probably have completely different ideas about quirklessness. like Izuku felt inadequate for being quirkess, and Katuski never really realized the emotion impact it had on him

i,, i think this is about blackugou?

if so, then yeah you're entirely right! the both of them probably would have figured it out a lot quicker that way, too, but izuku's not exactly the poster child for healthy emotional processing:')

in this regard, izuku's inability to resent katsuki is more of a curse than a blessing 😔😔

[dirilis-cause-im-ded]

Tugtekin is a certified Himbo TM

[furinlegend]

“ What do you mean, mah luv? And doez zat mean eet eez possibul?

Anyvay, zees dastahrdly rat een mah sack—ehh, I mean, mah knapsack hat—eez not up for grabs for a meen keetee such as yourzelf. So pleaze, mah favoreet slice of cheeze, eef you want to eat ze fondue weeth your favoreet man een ze world, you weel cooperate. I only keed about ze leep to leep, mon petit monsieur.

. . . your face, eet lookz much bettair zan ze muse-ehms een mah ceetee, oui! ”

"Est-ce que tu demanderais juste un baiser normalement déjà ?!" A groan escaped the now fully embarrassed teen. Sakura's face was completely red, really he just needed to stop agreeing to hanging out with him.

[sarcastic-clapping]

when everyone’s commiserating about how they’re going to go crazy in social isolation if they can’t get their hair cut and someone jokes that “you’re so lucky you have short hair and wear beanies all the time” and they all laugh but they don’t know you’ve already ordered hair clippers from Best Buy online because you know if your hair gets too long the Dysphoria Gremlin will run you over with a semi truck

[marshandmore]

just had to dive back in sheer terror to change my accommodation options bc i realised one i put down literally uses all my maintenance loan and more. you don’t get to have a double bed you slut

[calikoghost]

Oh gosh, this is killing me. I don't know what to say. -🌺

Okay but this is me trying to socialize sksksk.

It’s okay, I don’t mind, you can chill around my ask box for a while if that’s what you desire.