#em's hp hc

[http-wolfstar]

Chilly day ❄️

[nachosforfree]

Healing magic can't fix everything I guess

[cringelordofchaos]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so thats why i was always so obsessed w chilldhood friends to loverssssssssssssssssss

[hp-hcs]

Hello there.

Since you're taking a request, then maybe some poły relationship with Theo and Mattheo. Preferably male lub gn reader

Thanks and have a good day

aaaaaa a non-monogamous relationship with my two favorite boyos??? abso-fuckin-lutely!!!

polyamorous theodore nott & mattheo riddle x gn!reader headcanons

(lovely pictures from @demieyesore)

since it wasn’t specified if the boyos were dating each other as well or not, i made it ✨up to reader interpretation✨

❕gender-neutral reader❕

TWs: violence (it’s theo & mattheo, what do you expect?), brief sexual harassment/attempted sexual assault (?)

requests open (please for the love of god)

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general headcanons:

mattheo is little spoon and i will take no arguments

(he’s almost always in the middle <3)

if you call theo literally any pet name he will die on the spot

same if you call mattheo any variation of ‘pretty boy’ or ‘cutie’

(extra bonus points if you compliment something unrelated to his physical appearance, like how well he did on a test, or how perceptive he is. homeboy will have no idea how to respond. he’ll just be like 🧍‍♂️🥹👍🫶)

the poly thing actually only happened because there was a very aggressive love triangle thing going on and then they were like “wait this is dumb”

plus, it makes a bunch of the teachers uncomfy, + both of their fathers, so really it’s ideal

they r possessive as F U C K

they can share with each other, that’s it. no one else.

i dare anyone to try to bully or harass you

or actually, even just look at you

OR IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO ASK YOU OUT

someone call an ambulance for the poor fuck 💥🚑🚨🩹🪦💀

lil oneshot thing? idk man:

you go to one of enzo’s stupid parties without your boys

“i’ll be fine guys, promise”

y/n was, in fact, Not Fine™

someone tries to hit on you but just DOESNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

let's say it’s cormac mclaggen cause mf is creepy asf

(i know everyone makes him like ‘the bad guy’ but yk what if you don’t like it go write ur own headcanons. they’d probably be better anyways)

anywhore, cormac is like, getting a lil too close for comfort

just kind of haranguing you the whole night

offering drinks, complimenting how you’re dressed, telling you that your boyfriends are “so lucky to have someone as sexy as you”

🤮🤮

you are OBVIOUSLY uncomfortable

but shit hits the fan when he grabs your waist/hip area and tries to kiss you

✨surprise!✨

your mancandy was here the whole time 😌

(not cause they don’t trust you, they just don’t trust anybody else)

💥👊😡🩸🩹🔪🗡️💣

cormac: 🥊🦷😵‍💫🩸🩹🩼☠️⚰️🪦

(lowkey hot to watch em defend you but yk)

((y/n for literally no reason: 👁️🫦👁️)

(((if you tell mattheo you think it’s hot, he’ll just go 🥺🫶💋😚🫂)))

misc:

expounding further on my earlier mattheo x reader headcanons, a scientific study i’ve conducted has found that mattheo riddle is, in fact, a himbo

from the new partridge dictionary of slang and unconventional english, a himbo is “a man objectified by his good looks and presumed lack of intellectual qualities, a man who trades on this image, a gigolo”

objectified by his good looks? have you met tumblr? ✅

lack of intellectual qualities? well, he thinks violence solves everything and thinks with his dick instead of his brain so i’m gonna say yeah ✅

but let’s keep it going, shall we?

a himbo is also defined as the “human version of a golden retriever—beautiful, incredibly well-intentioned, and dumb.”

…yep

beautiful ✅ well-intentioned (in his own mind) ✅ & dumb (lovingly) ✅

additionally: buff 💪 ✅ & respects his romantic partner(s) ✅

“but hp-hcs,” you bemoan. “what does that make theo?”

well, my dear delusionists, theodore nott is a hunk—not quite a himbo, but close

hopefully this venn diagram i made of some of the himbos & himbo-adjacents in the hp world will help illustrate this for you

[forsaken-headcanons]

More concept HC cuz yes

Basically killer + minion duo mode,which have a chance to happen if someone's amount of malice close or same to someone malice that is going to become killer in next round while having the same killer as them,which results in it

They don't have much ability other than attack and killer aiding ability

I have two ideas for this btw:

(Jason don't have minion cuz I have no idea (sorry for Jason fan ;-;)

John Doe:corrupted and glitching player avatar, similar to John Doe yourself skin,just without the cool spike arm ofc(or survivor they equipped)

HP:160

Ability:

Passive:(same as John doe's passive)

Active:

Slash: basic attack,but deal 15 damage instead,while also highlight the survivor to the killer

Digital footprint: basically same ability as John Doe's one,and only have make maximum one

—

1x:looks similar to Rejuvenate The Rotten minions(or have of trait of equipped survivors)

HP:150

Ability:

Passive:(same as 1x's passive)

Unstablity:having blindness 1 for the whole time

Active:

Punch:just punch,deals 14 damage(same as 1x minion's does)

Slash:the user pulls out the sword in its chest,and slash the survivor with it(deals 25 damages) however,it has two parts,first is taking out sword part,which gives you slowness 3 in the midwhile and after that you get weakness 3 until the attacking part, this part is similar to how Shedletsky's one,which makes it not too easy to aim for balance. After three attack,the sword will be back to your chest and ability goes on long cooldown

—

C00lkidd:looks similar to pizza delivery minions(or basically c00lkidd minion in equipped survivor's clothing)

HP:120

Ability:

Passive:

Signal:whenever they deal damage or get very close to the survivor,the survivors get highlighted to c00lkidd

Active:

Punch: similar as c00lkidd's pizza minions (deals 10 damage while inflict burn and also highlight them)

Pizza throw: similar to corrupt nature,throw pizza towards survivors,it doesn't pass through walls but it does inflict 5 damage,gives burn 1 for 10sec and highlight them to c00lkidd for a long time(20sec) while also gives them slowness for 4sec like corrupt nature

—

Second idea is similar,except the minions ability and appearance corresponding to the equipped survivor(lazy to type,too much of em ;-;)

(the minions only play stage 3 terror radius music maximum instead of stage 4 chase theme)

(the minions will have some changes correspond to the main killer's skin(more seenable in c00lkidd's case probably, considering his skin have those differences already)

Ok that's all,I had a lot of idea today lol

-randomized anon

Ooh. Interesting. Very interesting.

This is also a two part. 1/2.

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[kazucee]

these were mostly thought of in the moment from random things i’ve noticed while replaying/playing thru the games so!! i’m nawt sure if you’re in some of these media pieces but i wanted to share em with you anyways ^^.

HSR

dan heng does things with his hands a lot. putting it on his hip, messing with his fingers. as someone who wears a wrist brace i stand behind the thought of him messing around with his, too. like oh wow this thing i need to help support a part of my body, it’s important, i NEED to mess with it in every way i can to distract myself from the environment around me.

he is also a DORK. that seal event solidified it completely for me idc 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️ there was also a lil text bubble above him about his jokes within the star rail world event, and i can HEAR the awkward silence from when he does crack one. the jokes are probably so stupid, he’s the type of person to smile at his own jokes.

sunday stays in trailblazers room/space because of lack of space, and he has seen  the most atrocious things. trailblazer trying to breathe underwater in their bath, trailblazer saying “oh kafka, we’re really in it now” whilst sobbing against her wanted poster, listening to robin’s music together only for them to try and reach robin’s high notes only for BAD voice cracks to happen. 

march has low blood sugar!! it’s also why she’s prone to each a lot of sweets at once to help raise it. she has a “secret” stash of juice boxes. 

march is himeko’s master taste tester when i comes to cooking and when she’s unavailable dan hang becomes the next unfortunate target (i think that’s been confirmed thru the home event??)

MARAUDERS/HP

james’ is mixed 🙂‍↕️ i hc his dad as romani & his mom as caucasian personally. i rly see snape as wasian (totally not projecting again 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽). i think i have said this before but i’m gonna add more to it; remus is a major uk mix (majorly welsh) and his accent skips around a LOT. there are a lot of different pronunciations in his sentences (can PERSONALLY attest to this).

lily used to straighten her hair a lot because it was a bit hard to control with the frizz which caused it to be wild. she later allowed it to just be natural because she got more comfortable with it.

sirius used to use horoscopes for relationships, but after it showed a bump with a friend (no specific) he stopped using them completely.

ron has genuinely thought that harry was into hermoine more than his own sister…..

OTHERS

sadako yamamura (rip queen) is a troll. she laughs at the weirdest times as well, and often scrutinizes you so much that you think she was staring into your soul. 

ellie williams snorts more than she actually laughs, it’s more of a go-to because she had to be more uptight when she was younger. she would also be the kind of person who sorts their skittles (no shade i do that at my almost ancient age).

if re2 (remake) leon kennedy was in that generation of when buzzfeed quizzes were popular he would take them religiously. 

ada wong is more of a pants person than a dress/skirt person actually canon im capcom, hashtag give leon dresses instead.

mark grayson (who i’ve been SAYING was fine but no one got the hype until s3 </333 ) is so stupid that he’s smart unlike the popular saying. that one artpiece w/ him in the yale shirt is so FUNNY like honey he wouldn't make it to yale in his dreams 😭😭😭

OHKA HCS OHKA HCS. Y'ALL IVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS MOMENT!

THE DANHENG ONE. I CANT HELP BUT AGREE TO EVERY SINGLE ONE. ESPECIALLY THE HANDS ONE, atp he just unconsciously does it (it's the nervous energy in him, like ik he's cool and collected half of the time but when things start getting a bit too much, one of his tells is definitely keeping his hands busy, like his face would be completely stoic then you'd see his hands folding a piece of paper to oblivion) + DORK DANHENG. OHKA YOU'RE SO RIGHT WITH THAT 😭 I'm sorry y'all you can't convince me that he's not a total forking loser, he WOULD gush about cute things inside his mind, he WOULD spend hours watching the star wars saga because he can + I'D LAUGH AT HIS JOKES. ME. I WILL. IF NO ONE GETS IT I WILL. IDCIDC.

SUNDAY 😭😭😭 him and the trailblazer are one of my favourite duos ever TT they're very calm (but secretly chaotic) x chaotic. The robin one made me cackle BWHABWHAH. They'd spend the night talking about the most stupidest of shi— "do you think we can make tree umbrellas-" "trailblazer wtfu-"

OK MARCH. MARCH? I DID NOT EXPECT THAT BUT HOLY CARP I RESONATE WITH IT? like the march HC of the season. Low blood sugar March TT OKOK BUT IMAGINE THE EXPRESS PEOPLE ALSO CARRYING LITTLE BITS OF CHOCOLATE BARS OR CANDIES FOR HER JUST INCASE TTT? this is adorable I love her sm, I'd carry around a whole ahh fridge for her + her being himekos taste tester PFTTT AND DANHENG BEING THE NEXT ONE LMFAO.

Me whenever James Potters name gets mentioned: SHSJDHSGDJSHSKS. he's definitely 100% mixed in my mind sorry but I'm not having some White British boy, give me that diversity /pos! ROMANI. I AGREE SO MUCH WITH THAT HOLY CARP. YES. PLS KEEP COOKING OHKA. pft snape as wasian, yeah I can see it LOLOLOLOL. RREEEEEMUUUSSS. YES. Banger hc, it's canon actually TT his pronunciations being different whenever it reaches a certain word and the marauders teasing him affectionately lmfao. Sirius would 100% get Remus to teach him all the different accents around Europe and such. LILY EVANS MENTIONED OMGOFNGOGMGOG, PEOPLE WHO HC LILY W/ CURLY HAIR. YOU GET ME FR. I LOVE THIS HC SM. STOP SHE'D ASK SIRIUS FOR HAIR ADVICE OR MARY FOR HAIR ADVICE. lmfao the Sirius hc is just a callout towards me because I'm such a sucker for all those horoscope bs TT, Sirius I get you, I get you so much. Mercury is in retrograde or sum shit like that. Actually I can't blame Ron 😭 Harry and Hermione really do have that kind of friendship that makes you question if they actually want each other or what—

Personally I relate because I also have a bad timing when I laugh (a menace to society) + ELLIE SNORTING AND ARRANGING HER SKITTLES LFMAOOO, ADHD BEHAVIOR DHSKDJKFJE + actually from the very limited knowledge I have of resident evil (I watched the raccoon city movie and like one of my former friends yappee about it to me) yes I can confirm, Ada Wong is a girl boss, Leon is a guy failure. Dresses for leon we scream in unison. Mark Grayson (after a quick Google search) holy heck he's fine— I'm hearing you out ohka 😭 from vibes alone I can definitely understand your point + I'm sorry but he gives useless ray of sunshine vibes and stupid orange cat vibes /AFFECTIONATE

AAAAA all your hcs are such a delight to receive and pick apart. Literally pls keep them coming because I'm DEPRIVED OF DANHENG AND MARAUDERS CONTENT + ALSO JJK (I'm not super into it but bro I love Megumi so much it's actually suffocating.) as always, such a pleasure user starcharmed 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[moonstruckme]

omggg i cant believe how fast you respond to asks and req?? that's so cooool tbh likee i cant even imagine how talented you are to write oneshots so fast and the outcome being THAT good? anyways, i just read your response to my ask and i do agree to that part about how much about the marauders fandom is canon looool- i even mix up hcs to canons whenever im trying to talk about hp with my irl friends tbh.

(did i already mentioned how much i love your works? cuz i really really do, you write em so well im weepin)

(also, the way you called me sweetheart- i melttt!, YOU are the sweetheart but omgcallmethatagainthatssocute)

-🥀

I definitely wouldn't say I'm fast for every request haha, some sit in my inbox for weeks before I can think of the right setting/plotline/whatever to write them with, but I'm glad you like the way they come out! And I totallyyyy understand the hc versus canon problem haha, I genuinely forget sometimes whether certain things are canon or not.

I'm so so so happy you like reading my work honey!! And I'll call you whatever you like ;)

[meotamthe161]

29/04/2025

Do hộ chiếu của tôi sắp hết hạn nên nếu đổi hộ chiếu mới tôi phải trực tiếp cầm hộ chiếu cũ lên XNC để đục lỗ. Hiện tôi ở SG, thường trú ở HP. Lúc đầu ko tìm hiểu kỹ tôi cứ nghĩ phải về HP nộp HC cũ nên tôi tính thuê dịch vụ. Sau khi hỏi 3 đứa thì:

- Đứa thứ nhất có 2 PA: 1. Cấp hộ chiếu có gắn chip + nộp lại hộ chiếu cũ + 3 tuần xong là 700k, 2. Cấp hộ chiếu có gắn chip + không phải nộp lại hộ chiếu cũ + 10 ngày xong là 1,2tr

- Đứa thứ 2 cũng có 2 PA: 1 - Bên em sẽ khai hộ chiếu, sau đó chị sẽ tự lên cục nộp hộ chiếu, trình diện để cục đục lỗ hộ chiếu, có giá là 400k và 2- Bên em sẽ bao trọn gói khai hộ chiếu, bao đơn hộ chiếu, chị không cần phải đi lên cục đục lỗ, có giá 600k.

- Đứa thứ 3: Phí gia hạn là 500k, khoảng 10-12 ngày có HC và tôi phải gửi HC đến địa chỉ họ nhắn.

Cả 3 nơi đều phải thanh toán 100% khi họ khai online thành công chứ không phải khi tôi nhận được hộ chiếu. Tiếc tiền lại thấy hơi rủi ro nên tôi vẫn chưa quyết. Tối đó có hẹn với nhóm đu lão ai zồ, tôi đã hỏi mấy đứa có kinh nghiệm làm HC thì nó nói khai được ở SG. Vậy là hôm sau đánh liều khai rồi gửi đi luôn. Và kết quả là:

22 nộp, 23 cầm HC cũ lên Cục XNC đục lỗ, sáng 29 có hộ chiếu cầm tay, mất 180k lệ phí + 30k tiền ship. Tổng cộng là 8 ngày bao gồm cả ngày lễ.

Lúc gửi tờ khai cũng hoang mang xíu vì nghe trên tóp tóp nhiều trường hợp hồ sơ bị tạm dừng do điền thiếu thông tin (mấy trường không bắt buộc tôi bỏ qua), ảnh quá khác… rồi phải đợi từ 15 đến 30 ngày mới nhận được, nên khi nhận được HC đúng hẹn tôi đã khá ngạc nhiên. Thế mới biết, dịch vụ sinh ra để dành cho những người lười 😅 (còn những trường hợp cần lấy nhanh hay vướng mắc thì ko nói làm gì). Nhưng bọn này ăn đậm quá, nhất là đứa đầu tiên. Mịa nó chứ, PA 1 nó chỉ khai hộ (mất tầm 5’) mà lấy của người ta 700k, PA 2 nó khai hộ + chung chi để ko phải nộp HC cũ nó lấy 1,2tr. Lúc mới nghe tôi hơi choáng nhẹ vì ko nghĩ nó đắt vậy, đã thế khai thành công là đòi tiền luôn trong khi HC còn chưa biết bao h mới đến tay.

Nên rút kinh nghiệm là làm gì cũng nên tìm hiểu kỹ.

[reallycool12345]

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1123. Tom Riddle, as a young boy, had carved onto his orphanage walls "Lord Voldemort" after other boys there mocked his name.

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Last night I got high and wrote a program to find all of the unused elemental symbols. It turns out there’s 585 of them and it’s much less interesting the next day.

One interesting finding: I couldn’t be bothered to generate all possible one and two letter strings, so I asked ChatGPT to write me code that would do all that for me. It worked surprisingly well!

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[ LORENZO ZURZOLO, CISMAN, HE/HIM ] shh ! DYLAN HAWTHORNE, the TWENTY year old SECOND year ANTHROPOLOGY major from HARTFORD, CT is known as a TOURMALINE  around here. HE was invited to join because HE PUBLISHED A COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES ANONYMOUSLY THAT GARNERED A BIT OF FOLLOWING AND RECENTLY STEPPED FORWARD AS THE AUTHOR, and now, they’re here to stay. HE reminds me of THE NERVOUSNESS OF A FIRST KISS, LEAVING SECRET MESSAGES IN LIBRARY BOOKS, DRIVING AIMLESSLY WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN ON A WARM SUMMER NIGHT WHILE THE RADIO HUMS A PLAYLIST CURATED FOR YOU BY YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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omfg hello. i can’t tell you how excited and happy i am to be here. i was too nervous to apply for the last three months but i decided to stop being a Coward and just try. im SO happy to be here, it’s the highlight of my week tbh lmao. anyway i am mar, she/her, 24, est. i live in nyc and all i do is visit the planetarium and cry. i’m so fucking bad at these so im just gonna LIST things and hope you get the vibe. i am a pisces sun, scorpio moon. i prob have a napoleon complex a little bit lmao. my favorite social media site is goodreads and i get rlly sad when my friends rate books i love poorly dfljskdfs. i can touch my tongue to my nose. i eat a lot of persimmons. i have a favorite rock at my local park that i visit a lot. idk dfskjls. i’m v friendly tho so pls hmu. i send a lot of memes, and love making meme edits for the chars so im rlly sorry in advance if you guys hate that. 

01.      basics.

NAME.   dylan h. hawthorne. ALIASES. dyl, hawth.   AGE.  twenty. HOMETOWN. hartford, ct. GENDER.  cismale. PRONOUNS.   he/him.

 02.      appearance.

EYES.   green. HAIR.   brown. HEIGHT.   6��0 BUILD.   lean. BIRTHMARKS   /   BURNS   /   SCARS.   a birthmark the shape of australia on his left thigh. TATTOOS.   n/a. PIERCINGS.   n/a.

03.      habits.

ALCOHOL   ?  socially. SMOKING   ?  socially. HABITS.  fidgets in chairs. cracks knuckles and back often. nervous laughter. chewing on pencils. talking to his plants. dogearing books. staring off into space and applying chapstick for a prolonged period of time. getting overly competitive about boardgames. stress cleaning. carries a book in his bag always. night owl. incredibly impatient when the internet is slow. creature of habit when it comes to menus, orders the same shit over and over again. LIKES.   feeding the ducks at the local pond. the smell of the earth after a rainstorm. the way music sounds coming from another room. kissing. watering his plants. inside jokes. making wishes in fountains. discussing a recently finished book with someone. making handmade cards for friends on their birthday. fireworks. coming of age films. packages wrapped in twine. jogs. the way friday nights feels when you’re with someone you love. the feeling you get leaving the movie theatre. DISLIKES.   being late. having too many coins on him. coffee with no sugar. when people speak loudly in the library. doing laundry. handshakes with too much squeeze. receiving voicemails. untidiness. golf. charles dickens. lectures with no student input. hot weather. confrontation. being caught in a lie. losing his umbrella. people who cheat during games. rainboots. bad table manners. humidity.

04.      personality.

MYERS-BRIGGS.   infp. ENNEAGRAM. the helper. ZODIAC.   pisces. TEMPERAMENT.   melancholic. ALIGNMENT.   neutral good. ARCHETYPE.   the lover. POSITIVE.   empathetic. sensitive. intelligent. charismatic. easygoing. gentle. loyal. passionate. romantic. humble. supportive. gregarious. playful. diligent. NEGATIVE.   deceitful. gullible. finicky. naive. obsessive. perfectionistic. secretive. timid. possessive. weak-willed. indecisive. cynical. indulgent. summary: basically, dylan is a love starved, people pleasing nervous wreck. big ass nerd who wants to be everyones friend, wants to be liked SO BAD. very charming and charismatic, comes off as fairly confident and comfortable at first. is able to make everyone feel loved and like they’re the most important person in the world, however lacks a backbone. is both romeo and juliet, and just as dumb as both of them too. 

05.      hc’s.

dylan was a football player in high school, believe it or not. he was rather good at it too, which is sort of jarring considering his pacifistic nature. however, he DID land on someone incorrectly at some point during his senior year, and broke their wrist. he quickly abandoned the sport altogether because of how guilty he felt. 

touched on this briefly but dylan really… loves indiana jones lmao. like, it’s quite ironic given his absolutely inability to be a badass, and lack of suaveness. however, he admires indy’s lust for adventure. he also was obsessed with the mummy as a kid. both of these were incredible sources in his very irrational decision to sudden anthropology. however, he does really love and admire anthropology. his favorite ethnography is the spirit catches you and you fall down, which makes him cry like a little bitch every time he even thinks about it. 

he’s the second oldest, but he is also baby. he is SUCH a big momma’s boy. he misses his mom so much. he writes to her often, and of course calls her even more. despite being six-foot tall, he still goes home and rests his head on his mother's lap, falls asleep as she runs her fingers through his hair. he often tries to find native english plants and flowers to press, and mail back to his mother in the form of bookmarks. has nEVER STEPPED ON A CRACK IN HIS LIFE, BABY.

just leaves a shit ton of notes in books in the library. some are riddles, some are poetry, some are commentary on the book, some are doodles. just depends on how he’s feeling for that book. he doesn’t tell anyone he does it, but he’s waiting for someone to connect the dots with his handwriting and writing style. 

speaking of plants, his room is basically a big greenhouse. he has so many plants, and takes serious care of them all. he has a little humidifier in his space for them, marks down when he waters what plants, and has a label maker to label them all with a name. they are all named after shakespeare characters. 

dyl is a doodler, so much so that he contributes to the school paper as a cartoonist. his cartoons are usually just random thoughts he has, but sometimes they get political and he works marxism into them. (this man loves marx.) 

[ suicide implied tw, death mention tw ] he dresses like a victorian boy in love with his roommate who has recently died of scarlet fever and in his mourning, plans to disappear in the bog by the school by mysterious circumstances and become a ghost that haunts the college with his lover. like lots of gray and slacks and ties ands ties and sweaters, lol. also he has glasses that he never wears because he can never find them! catch him squinting in your classroom because he can’t see SHIT. too shy to ask you for your notes though, doesn’t wanna inconvenience you! but when he’s Out on the Town®, he fucking wears like, tacky patterned shirts that are expensive but ugly. someone please help him. 

all about fun socks! he loves owning socks that have dumb little images on them. if you get him a pair of fun socks, he’d absolutely go nuts. his entire week: made. 

he leaves his roommate limericks when he senses they are sad. tapes em to the bathroom mirror or leaves them in the fridge. also loves buying people presents. tiny ones. like haunted looking things from second hand stores, or your favorite chocolate. also is the sort of friend that has EVERYTHING in his bag, in case someone cuts themselves or has a headache. can be a bit of a mom himself. it’s the little things, y’know? 

prob still in his emo phase. listens to way too mcr to not be lmao.

eco-friendly king, will not stand for you not recycling. 

if you will allow him, he will attempt to have a secret handshake with you. he’s a child. is dying for someone to memorize the parent trap handshake and indulge him. 

cannot sit still in a chair. fidgets an excessive amount, the bobbing of his knee and the squirming around. it just never ends. 

bi. that’s the hc.

he’s a little bit in love with everyone he meets if you couldn’t tell, and it’s fucking disastrous. 

he is based loosely off: patroclus ( the song of achilles ), ponyboy curtis ( the outsiders ), laurie laurence ( little women ), eduardo saverin ( the social network ), remus lupin ( hp ), oliver marks ( if we were villains. ) 

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