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teabights · 2 years ago
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insurged · 10 months ago
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get yourself a man wife who will murder for you and drop their dead corpse at your feet like a cat bringing mice to their master 😚
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cringelordofchaos · 1 year ago
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so thats why i was always so obsessed w chilldhood friends to loverssssssssssssssssss
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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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qiinamii · 7 months ago
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one braincell transfer (divided by four)
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a-drama-addict · 11 months ago
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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again
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adeptustemptations · 1 month ago
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How do you think caleb or any of the others lads guys would react to their wife lactating? 👀 do you think that they'd be down to try it? I love your writing!! 💗💗
Honey, is that...? 🍼
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(wc. 2.1k) How would the LADS boys react when they spot you, their wife, lactating?
featuring: rafayel x reader, sylus x reader, caleb x reader, zayne x reader, xavier x reader (all separate) warnings: mild smut, mdni.
a/n: first request down! i definitely think all of the boys would be down to try it LOL. i had so much fun writing this. hope you guys enjoy! c:
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🧜 RAFAYEL:
At first, you think Rafayel’s being moody because of something work related. Probably just something about him not getting inspiration for his next piece.
He's quiet during dinner, pushing his food around with the fork, glancing at you between bites but saying nothing. Then he sighs. Dramatically. Like you’ve just told him the love of his life is marrying someone else.
“Do you need the tub prepared?” you ask, gently patting the baby's mouth with a cloth as your baby drifts off to sleep, full and milk-drunk in your arms.
He shrugs. “No.”
Another sigh. Even more dramatic this time.
You narrow your eyes. “Okay, what’s wrong with you?”
Silence.
You put the baby down in the bassinet, tiptoeing back to the couch where he’s brooding like a man personally victimized by your child. You sit beside him and poke his thigh.
“Rafayel. Talk.”
He doesn’t answer at first. Just shifts in his seat dramatically, like you should already know why he’s in a mood.
You raise a brow. “Raf?”
“…Why does he get to taste it?” he finally mutters.
You blink. “What?”
Rafayel lifts his gaze, eyes narrowed. “Your milk. The baby gets all of it. Meanwhile, I, your husband, don’t even get to try?”
You stare at him, baffled, amused, a little turned on by how offended he looks.
He shifts closer suddenly, tone softening like he’s trying to guilt you.
 “You used to let me suck on them all the time,” he mumbles, voice pitiful. “Now I get nothing.”
“Rafayel Qi,” you say, laughing despite yourself. “You’re jealous of your own child?”
“He doesn’t even appreciate it,” Rafayel huffs dramatically. “He’s just... drinking. No compliments. No praise. No loving gaze. No eye contact.” He places a hand over his heart. “He doesn’t deserve you.”
“You want to flirt with my boobs while I’m nursing?”
He nods solemnly. “And after.”
You blink. “Raf.”
“No, no, go ahead. Ignore me. That’s fine.” He gestures grandly, flopping back on the couch like a neglected kid in a drama. 
“I mean, I get it,” Rafayel huffs, gesturing vaguely toward the baby now blissfully passed out at the bassinet. “He needs it. It’s nourishment. Bonding. Blah blah. But like, what about me? A stranger in my own marriage.”
You roll your eyes. “Then ask.”
He freezes. Turns to you slowly.
“…Seriously?”
You nod. “If you’re that curious, then fine. Go ahead.”
Wasting no moment, he immediately latches onto you, and his reaction is instant. His eyes roll back. A full-body shudder.
He suckles on your nipple with the eagerness of a thirsty man who had just found water after days of being dehydrated. When a bit of milk manages to escape from the side? He immediately laps it up, wasting no drop.
He pulls back, breathless. Dazed. “...Fuck."
Then he smirks.
“Alright. New plan. Let’s have six more kids.”
You shove him off the couch.
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🐦‍⬛ SYLUS:
Everyone in the N109 Zone knows that Sylus doesn’t kneel.
He doesn’t plead.
He doesn’t repeat himself.
He doesn’t need to.
He gives orders, and people obey. His name alone strikes fear into civilians and corrupt officials alike. He's the kind of man who takes what he wants, and everyone bends at his will.
But you?
You’re the one thing he never commands.
Because with you, he never wants to.
And right now? He’s at your feet.
Literally.
It starts when you’re in the privacy of your home, in a soft robe, curled on the couch with your baby fast asleep in the bassinet. You’re drowsy and glowing, eyes heavy from the feeding, your robe slipping just slightly to reveal a glistening patch where you’ve started to leak again.
Sylus was reading some documents, possibly just about a new batch of weapons shipped to one of his armories. All that boring stuff. When he looks at you, his eyes immediately zero to your chest.
He freezes.
The documents clattered to the ground. 
You glance at him, confused. “Sylus?”
But he’s already closing the space between you. You see it, the desire in his eyes as he kneels before you, palms on your thighs, breath hot and uneven.
“Please.”
His voice is hoarse. Ragged. Barely a whisper.
You blink. “Huh?”
“I need to taste you, sweetie.” He says it like it physically hurts to admit, jaw clenched. 
“Can I try? Please?”
Your breath hitches. “Sylus—”
“I never beg,” he murmurs, leaning forward, brushing his lips against the skin of your breast. “But I’ll get on my knees for this. For you.”
He doesn’t ask again.
Just lowers his mouth to your breast and licks. The moment the white liquid hits his tongue, everything changes.
His lips part in stunned disbelief. Then, he groans, deep and guttural, like you just unlocked something feral in him.
“You taste sweet,” he rasps. He’s already latching on you again, open-mouthed, greedy. 
“Fuck. You taste better than anything.”
You gasp, clutching at his shoulders as he begins to devour you. There’s nothing classy about the way he sucks at you–it’s messy, hungry, possessive. Like he’s waited his whole life for this and didn’t even know it.
You try to say something, to make a joke; “You’re worse than the baby.”
But Sylus growls into your skin, low and dark: “I’ll give you another one. I’ll fill you up again, if that’s what it takes to keep you like this.”
Your breath stutters. “Sylus—”
“No one else gets this. No one else gets to taste you like this.” He presses his palm to your womb. “You hear me? Only me.”
And you believe him. Because when Sylus Qin finds something he likes?
He gets it.
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🍎 CALEB:
It starts with the panties.
Caleb thinks he’s subtle about it. Volunteering to do your laundry in the pretense that he 'just wants to help', setting aside a pair that smells like you, worn, soft, intimate. The design doesn't matter too, the one with lace? Spectacular. The cotton ones he bought with the apple patterns? Give him 14 of them right now. He tells himself it’s harmless, just something to keep close when you're gone on long shifts or too tired to stay up with him after work from the Hunter's Association.
When you've caught him in the act, all he does is raise an eyebrow, as if you're the one being strange.
“What?” he says, with that deadpan tone of his, nose still pressed into the fabric. “You smell nice.”
You should be flustered, but you’ve been married to this man long enough to know how weirdly intense he can be. It's part of the Caleb experience. When you tried scolding him because some of your pairs have gone missing, all he does is shoot you his signature puppy-eyed look.
But then after giving birth to your baby, everything changes. Your underwear drawer's surprisingly complete, and none of the pairs have gone missing. You'd think that maybe Caleb had just become too busy tending to the baby to even focus on his needs.
But what you don't notice is how his touches linger longer during nighttime cuddles, especially around your chest, or the way he glances at your shirt when it dampens just a little.
It happens when you’re fresh out of the shower. You're drying your hair, not noticing at first that the front of your shirt is damp. A few minutes later, you glance down and–
Oh.
You’re leaking.
“Caleb?" you call out, not thinking much of it, “I think I’m lactating again. I forgot to pump.”
You don’t expect a reaction. You expect him to say something like, ‘Want me to grab the pump?’
What you don’t expect is for Caleb to freeze in the doorway, eyes locked on the wet patch spreading across the fabric.
“...Again?” he says quietly.
You blink at him. “Yeah? That’s usually how it works.”
His eyes narrow, his jaw clenches, and before you can respond, he’s across the room, pushing your shirt up to your chest with eagerness, hunger glinting in those beautiful purple eyes.
“Let me taste.”
Your brain short circuits. “Wha–Caleb–?”
But he’s already there, lips closing around your nipple, hand firmly planted at your waist like he owns you.
And when he moans? You swear it’s the dirtiest sound he’s ever made.
He drinks like he’s been deprived. Like this was what he needed all along, and nothing else compares. Not the panties. Not your bath soap. Not even the taste of your skin.
No–this. This is divine. This is yours.
Later, when you're sprawled on the bed, dazed and breathless, he kisses your stomach and murmurs softly:
"Maybe we should have another baby. Just so you don't run out."
You laugh. “You're a freak.”
“I’m serious.”
He looks up at you, utterly sincere, eyes dark with something that’s not quite lust–it’s obsession, devotion, need.
And you know then: he’s addicted.
Not just to you.
But to every part of you.
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☃️ ZAYNE:
You already knew Zayne had a problem with sweets.
The bakery receipts stuffed in his lab coat. The way he always “accidentally” wanders into the dessert section at the grocery store. The time he got bribed by Dr. Greyson with macarons.
But this?
You hadn’t seen coming.
It starts innocently enough; he’s helping you undress after a long day, brushing his fingers along the curve of your side as he unclasps your bra. You’re a few weeks postpartum, still sore and soft in all the ways he loves. He’s kneeling in front of you, peppering lazy kisses along your stomach when he notices the damp spot on your breast.
"Hmm?" He hums, brows furrowing. He leans in closer.
"You're leaking."
You sigh. “Yeah. I forgot to pump again. I’ll go get–”
“No,” Zayne cuts in, already cupping your breast in his hand. “Let me.”
“Zayne–!”
But he’s already latched on before you can finish, mouth closing around you like it’s second nature.
The first taste hits him like a drug.
His eyes widen.
Then flutter shut.
He moans. Actually moans. Like he just took a bite out of the best dessert of his life.
“Dearest,” he breathes when he finally pulls back, his lips still wet. “Why didn’t you tell me it tastes like this?”
You blink, a little dazed. “Like… what?”
He licks his lips. “Sweet. Warm...”
Then his gaze flicks up, dark and hungry. “Better than any dessert I've ever tasted.”
Your face flushes. “You’re insane.”
“Maybe,” he says, already nudging you backward onto the bed, crawling over you with sinful intent. “But you married me.”
And just like that, he’s latched on again, slow, thorough, absolutely obsessed. Like he’s savoring every drop. Like you’re his final meal, and he’s a man who’s starved.
When he finally pulls away, lips wet and pupils blown wide, he looks like he’s come undone.
Then, like it’s the most natural thing in the world, he mutters:
“…I think I need to adjust my meal plan.”
You raise a brow. “You’re joking.”
He shakes his head, dead serious. “You’re my new dessert. Effective immediately.”
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⭐ XAVIER:
It’s still dark out when Xavier stirs beside you.
He wakes like he always does. Quiet, warm, arms automatically reaching for your sleeping form. He pulls you close, breath brushing on your neck, his hand splaying across your waist under the covers.
That’s when he notices it.
A damp spot on your shirt. Right over your chest. You’re on your side, curled towards him, unaware.
He blinks once. Then twice. Brain still foggy from sleep.
But then he leans closer, nose brushing against the fabric, breathing in the scent that’s distinctly you. Warm and milky. Sweet.
Something stirs in him. Not lust, something gentler. Deeper.
An ache in his chest he can’t explain. Like he wants to be closer, somehow. Like he needs to feel it. Taste it.
He shifts beneath the blankets, carefully nudging the neckline of your shirt down. He presses a kiss just above your nipple, reverent, before wrapping his lips softly around it.
You stir, eyelids fluttering. “...Xavi?” you murmur, voice gravelly with sleep.
“Mm,” he hums against your skin, mouth still lazily suckling. “Just helping.”
You blink blearily at him. “That’s… not how the pump works.”
“Don’t care,” he whispers. “Tastes better this way.”
You huff a soft laugh, too tired to scold him, too warm to care. “You’re unbelievable.”
He pulls back just enough to look at you, his dark hair tousled, eyes still heavy lidded. 
“It’s comforting,” he says simply, like it’s the most natural thing in the world. “You’re comforting.”
And with that, he tucks himself back into your arms, head resting on your chest, one hand lazily cupping your breast. You feel the occasional soft suckle as he drifts off again, slow and rhythmic, like a baby himself.
You close your eyes.
The room is quiet. The baby’s still asleep. And for now... just for now, there’s no need to move.
You both fall back into sleep, tangled together, Warm, safe, and full.
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ashcremated · 4 months ago
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he was a celestial immortal demoted to volcano spirit, he was a cultivator on a mission to kill demons, can i make it even more obvious? lil bday gift for @ranilla-bean, hi fratm di brutte vibes 💕 xianxia au century egg pookie be upon ye 💋💋🍋🌋🌋
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apollos-boyfriend · 4 months ago
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the thing is people often talk about how minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character since jesus christ but never does anyone discuss how they’re perhaps the most misgendered character ever
steve (alongside all the other default skins, for that matter) are referred to with they/them and with gender-neutral language by the developers!
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crookedtines · 1 year ago
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I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.
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These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.
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And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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License to Kitty.
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liones-s · 1 year ago
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a big lesson for me was learning that most things are not as fragile as I’d believed. missing a class, or turning in a bad assignment, won’t instantly destroy your professor’s opinion of you. accidentally saying something harsh won’t make your friend want to end the friendship. it takes work to repair these things - it takes effort and research and sometimes a sincere apology - but you can do that because they’re not irreparably broken. what you’ve worked to build, in academia and in relationships and in life, is stronger and more enduring that your mind may teach you to believe. don’t let imagined fragility lead you to giving up
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chloesimaginationthings · 28 days ago
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Who’s the most tired guy in FNAF..
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cumaeansibyl · 6 months ago
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I was just browsing around here at random and I think the current generation of social media users need to re-learn a certain truth:
the Secret Service will investigate all perceived threats to the president or top government officials, even if they are clearly unserious.
Now, they aren't going to arrest you for joking about it. They are going to show up at your house with printouts of your tumblr and other social media and ask you some very pointed questions and it's going to be extremely uncomfortable. They want you to know that they know what you said, and that if you were planning to do more than talk, you should stop that, because now they have their eye on you.
And yeah, in the back of their minds they're thinking "what if this seemingly harmless poster actually turns out to have a gun and a plan, and we dismiss them because we think they couldn't possibly be serious?" But mainly the first thing.
Let me make one thing clear: I am expressing neither approval or disapproval of this practice. I am stating the fact that they've done this for decades -- it's not a particular feature of the new administration. And given that their one and only job is keeping some very unpopular people alive, it makes sense that they're being damn sure no one slips through the cracks. Because it only takes one.
Oh, and just for the record, if you use common censorship techniques to talk about "unaliving" or "k*lling" someone you shouldn't, they can still find you. Some of these people have been on the social media beat for years by now, you know they speak fluent TikTok.
Be safe out there, okay? Don't get put on a list for a dumb joke.
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luwha · 5 months ago
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Not telling y'all that you should be able to identify AI slop (but it is a valuable skill, you totes should), but if you're to be accusing artists of being AI left and right at least go and do your homework, or at least do the bare minimum and use AI identification tools like Hive Moderation, so you 1- don't ruin someone's lifehood 2- don't make a clown out of yourself maybe
Like, i get it, AI slop and "AI artists" pretending to be genuine is getting harder and harder to identify, but just accusing someone out of the blue and calling it a day doesn't make it any better.
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The AI clowns shifted to styles that have less "tells" and the AI arts are becoming better. Yeah, it sucks ass.
They're also integrating them with memes, so you chuckle and share, like those knights with pink backgrounds, some cool frog and a funny one liner, so you get used to their aesthetic.
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This is an art from the new coming set Final Fantasy for MtG. This is someone on Reddit accusing someone of using AI. From what i can tell, and i fucking hate AI, there is NO AI used on this image.
As far as i can tell and as far as any tool i've used, the Artist didn't use AI. which leads to the next one:
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they accused the artist of this one of using Ai. the name of this artist is Nestor Ossandon.
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He as already been FALSELY ACCUSED of using AI, because he drew a HAND THAT LOOKED A LITTLE WEIRD, which caused a statement from D&D Beyond, confirming that no AI has been used.
Not to repeat mysef, they're accusing the art above, that is by Nestor, to have used Ai.
REAL artists are not machines. And just like the AI slop, we are not perfect and we make mistakes. The hands we draw have wonky fingers sometimes. The folds we draw are weird. But we are REAL. We are real people. And hey, some of our "mistakes" sometimes are CHOICES. Artistic choices are a thing yo.
If you're to accuse someone of using Ai, i know it's getting hard to identify. But come on. At least do your due diligence.
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ionomycin · 4 months ago
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hunters
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