#engineer posting

[en-bitch]

If Pilots, Handlers and Engineers had tumblr

BestestPuppyToy follow

Handler called me a good girl today awawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw

#Yippee #PilotPuppy #Can't stop wagging my tail #I'm a good girl

Hand-omme-ler reblogged

Hand-omme-ler follow

How should I reward my pilot for its successful mission today?

Hand-omme-ler

Well, the people have spoken @TheSubbiestHound

#Tumblr polls

Engineerist-Evangelion follow

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#vent #the next time a handler messes up and thinks just because they send their pilot I won't do anything since they weren't the ones making the mistake #I'm sending her back leaking so much cum out of her ass maintenance will have to put wet floor signs from the hangar to the barracks #need to stress fuck someone #🦎 #👾 #either of my lovely anons up for a round

TheSubbiestHound reblogged

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So uhhhhh does anyone else kinda wanna get railed by their mech? I kinda wanna sneak into the hangar and bend over for the tera lance, I think I can get the auto pilot to fuck me like that

TheSubbiestHound

Hopital

#owwwie

[buppkizz]

when you and the bestie are mad with power 🧠🧠⚡

[the-real-google]

To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)

LIMITED TIME OFFER:

For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.

[lenny-link]

[averageludwig]

Happy valentines btw (^.^)

[800db-cloud]

reliable excavators

[neo--queen--serenity]

WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

[brilokuloj]

recreation of a dream I had where my friend sent me this video and then apologized for not watching it first because it "wasn't funny"

[polarity-disturbed]

Hold on. TARDIS—if I may address you directly—you’ve been the one doing their hair this whole time??? That’s… honestly iconic. I always thought Time Lords just woke up with cinematic hair by sheer force of regeneration, but no. It’s you. Behind the scenes. Quietly brushing, fluffing, sculpting their looks while also navigating the Time Vortex and occasionally saving the universe. Multitasking queen 👑.

[moldwood]

original by olepatrick1053

okay lovers of the machine how are we feeling

[hotdoginajar]

another shitpost cuz im working on something else 🥀

[afterthelambs]

This side by side makes me cry. Those are the exact same eyes. Despite everything it's still you :(

[trypo-p]

The gang's all here!

[t00thpasteface]

i was so charmed by this post i had to draw it

[the-real-google]

The term significant other is so funny to me. This "other" is significant to you? Wow

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.