#thomas the plank engine

[brilokuloj]

recreation of a dream I had where my friend sent me this video and then apologized for not watching it first because it "wasn't funny"

[magp1e-starl1ght]

I had a very weird dream this morning about a webcomic about an older goth guy and his 2 adoptive “ant girl” daughters.

The goth dude kinda looked like if you combined young Trent Reznor and young Peter Murphy. The ant girls were kinda like cat girls but with ants instead of cats, like they looked mostly human but with ant features. They were about the size of the average teenage human. I remember one of the ant girls was like a red ant with long red hair and whatnot, and the other was a black ant with shorter black hair. I think the red girl had some kind of backstory about how she was a parasitic ant larvae that was sent to infiltrate a different species ant colony (???) but failed and got abandoned and that’s how goth guy adopted her. Idk about the other girl’s backstory or the goth guy’s backstory or what any of their names were.

The comic was REALLY popular online, esp tumblr and Reddit for some reason. On Reddit the red girl was more popular but on tumblr people were REALLY obsessed with the goth guy, I think my subconscious invented a new tumblr sexyman.

[entity56]

this image flashed briefly in my mind whild i was falling asleep and i found it so evocative i had to remake it

[your-resident-boat-person]

Saw this meme in a nightmare last night. This was as close as I could reasonably get it. The image was a tad bit thinner and taller, and the 2 legged spider creature looked a TAD bit different.

I was in my living room, home alone in the middle of the night, sitting on the couch scrolling through memes on my phone. This meme just showed up, mixed in with all the other regular random memes, and I freaked out because that's my fucking back yard in the picture. When I looked outside, everything was gold and purple like the roku Screensaver. I looked away for a moment and looked back, and it suddenly looked dark like the meme, and a pitch black silhouette of a child was running around at inhuman speeds. I looked away and looked back again, hoping to rid myself of the child by making it change again, and it was exactly the same, and the child was still running around, and then it jumpscared me and I woke up.

So anyway, enjoy this meme. I'm VERY proud of how accurate I was able to get the picture of my back yard to look. All dark and pixelated and dithered to shit.

[thatstoomuchtomatosauce]

Recreation of a logo I saw in a really weird dream I had where cannabis (for some reason) came in the form of really really old Japanese chocolate bars. (I used translate for the text, as the dream logo just had some nonsense that didn’t mean anything).

[creepyclothdoll]

I had a fever and I saw this in my head as I fell into an unpleasant and disturbed sleep.

[saltysunflowersugar]

Teo nights ago I dreamt that there was some animated movie that was kinda like a crossover between Moana and dreamworks' Madagascar. The ocean was sentient (but way more anthropomorphic than how it was designed in Moana) and it tried to assassinate Alex the lion by repeatedly swallowing him in tidal waves, and then the Heavy and Medic from TF2 were just there in the boat (I don't remember if they shared a boat with Alex or had their own boat) washed up on some island and the movie ends with them kissing.

[sistersorrow]

In light of recent events, I wish to express my support for a different candidate: THE INTENDED, an entity/analog horror-ass motherfucker who kept showing up in my dreams 12 days ago every time I fell asleep and would demand that I make a meme listing the reasons I'm voting for him

[cosmonaut775]

I had a dream a couple of months ago that this image was a popular instagram meme I had somehow missed and as soon as I woke up I had to bring it into he waking world

[xtreme-cringe-warning]

Earlier I fell asleep and dreamt that there’s a new meme called “They sat on the fat goth girl, where did she go?” where people would photoshop this chubby goth girl from a manga into the most random images possible

[bigfan1811]

found this on r/thomastheplankengine

[morgxnshifts]

Had a dream I absolutely lost my shit over this meme

[paledoptera]

fucked up deltarune dream i had last night

i had a dream toby fox released a troll game that he said "is the next game in the undertale series!!!" the logo was completely incomprehensible, some kind of anagram of undertale that made no sense

i booted up the game and it's a fucking scratch game which looks kinda similar to this

toby fox actually said that he prided himself on his "new and innovative characters, rangle chutley and fish". they were literally just shitty jpeg sprite edits of the fun gang

the boss was the vessel with snowgrave noelle as its fucking stand or spirit body. the only attack it actually did was the one berdly tornado attack from his chapter 2 fight

during this, a bitcrushed version of the fucking throwaway ice palace boss theme played at deafening volume while bowser jr sounds played on loop

[trasho-pando2011]

It came to me in a dream

[batsybat91]

I fell asleep for a brief moment after lunch today and saw this shirt in my head

[distracted-milkshake]

Context I have been watching a lot of Oscar Issac and thinking about Sandra Bullock lately, and I saw a poster for the Electric State.

It’s birdbox + the quiet place + WWZ but with cookie zombies and nobody you care about dies what do you want from me.

It was a nightmare but I wasn’t ever scared. Also the ending is muddy because I was starting to wake up but I know it had a happy ending.

Sandra Bullock as the mom and POV person Oscar Issac as the baker guy Millie Bobby Brown as the med student older sister and John Krasinski as the guy who goes crazy and dies.

Clearest dream l've had in a long time cause I was very close to waking and it follows a movie plot exactly.

Genuinely super sweet and heartwarming for technically a nightmare. Also none of it was funny while it was happening despite the atrocious puns.

Got a false lead, a false romance, AND a death scene fakeout. My brain basically just fixed everything I didn't like about those horror movies.

The story:

One guy, two women, a child and a newborn baby, are holed up in a house trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. The zombies? Attracted to anything to do with sweet or baked goods.

The darker haired woman was six months pregnant when they holed up with a half dozen other people, all of which except two others, a med student and a baker, are now dead, there’re the only ones left. Her six year old is mute after watching her father get killed.

The man is a widower who the day of the outbreak, at breakfast his wife had decided to try for a baby again after more than a year since their honeymoon miscarriage, only for her to be eaten minutes later.

He and the med student deliver the baby but he refuses a romantic relationship with the mom. pulling away after they kiss, saying “I’m sorry, we’ve just been trapped together. I’ll protect your kids but I can’t do this.” Partially for fear of losing her, partially because of guilt over his wife and the family they never had.

The arrival of another survivor a few months after that shakes up their relatively stable lives as it turns out he’s been bitten and finding the baker’s old notebook of recipes goes berserk and tries to eat him. They lock him in a closet and he bangs his head to death.

The med student is traumatized because that’s exactly how her brother went before she came there to that house.

They find an attic space in the house with a high window they can use to get a better perspective of the neighborhood they’re in.

Finding far, far fewer zombies than there have been they pack up, as the now dead survivor having said he’d traveled for days to get here, they head to a gas station at the end of the neighborhood.

The med student carries the kid on her back in the middle and the mother keeps her newborn close to her chest a way back from the two of them leading them.

The kid cries whenever they call check and her mom hides like they discussed.

On the way there, they encounter no zombies. Even after accidentally stepping on an unopened pack of cookies.

They raid what’s left in the gas station and have a feast and decide they need to test to find out how many zombies are in the area and if so kill as many of them as possible.

The first night in the new place the man reveals what happened to his wife, saying “she would’ve been fine if I hadn’t had a batch of cookies on, hadn’t taken my work home.”

There’s a small sturdy brick building with a fortified basement he wants the women and kids to stay in while he hangs fresh baked cookies from the small toaster in the gas station from the pump area rafter and take them out with a shotgun from the roof.

A devout catholic, the man spends most of the day as they gather the things they need to make a batch of cookies praying, repeating twice that God protect women and children, laughing that of everyone he could’ve gotten stuck with, it’s two women and two kids, but he’s okay with that.

Next to no zombies come, for hours and hours, and then suddenly a small horde approaches down the street.

Having gotten down to check the bait, the man hurts his ankle trying to get back up on the roof.

The med student hearing quick gunshots close together kisses the kid on the forehead and goes to help, picking up his gun and after it runs out of bullets brutally crowbarring the dozen or more zombies to death.

The guy asks if he should be afraid of her, to which she replies: “not unless you killed my sweet tooth brother.”

She helps splint the guy’s foot, they go back to the basement, and they live happily ever after enjoying baked goods and the friendship made in the end of the world.