#enter asmodeus

[jazeswhbhaven]

Music Headcanons| Kings: Asmo's New Groove

Satan: Hey, so we're here again

Leviathan: Annoyingly so...

Mammon: *laughs* This is wonderful I always enjoy it when he invites us

Lucifer: ......why do I have to be here?

Belphegor: ....Zzzz *laying on the floor*

Leviathan: Who invited the useless devil on the floor he's just going to sleep

Satan: Heh, he'll wake up soon *pushes Belphie with his foot*

Ronove and Phenix enter the foyer of Asmodeus' palace both shaking with excitement

Ronove: Welcome....all respected Kings of Hell...

Phenix: *squirms* It's so exciting to see you all again...out of respect I won't ask...*squirms even more while biting his lips*

Leviathan: Good. Don't. Get on with it, why are we here?

*the beginning of CPR by Cupkakke starts playing*

Leviathan: Are you fucking serious?

Satan: Ha, how annoyingly fun

Mammon: Asmo always has good taste in music

Lucifer: Good taste he says....

Belphegor: Oh shit, is this Cupkakke?

Everyone: *stares at him*

Asmodeus enters the room rolling his hips to the beat and licking his lips as the other devils around him are laying on the ground naked so he steps on them as Ronove and Phenix present him to the other Kings.

Asmodeus: Heyyy, glad to see you all again~ This time the playlist is interactive and you can choose any of my devils to 'play' with *smiles*

Leviathan: Is this all you wanted? I'm leaving.

Beelzebub: *appears out of nowhere and leans on top of Levi's head who growls at him* Awh Levi don't go....we just got here!

Satan: Oh, Beel's here. Finally.

Lucifer: Sigh...do I really have to be here? *saves song on his personal playlist anyway*

Belphegor: Damn, too bad I'm fallin' asleep again. Love fuckin' to this kind of mu......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mammon: *sits down on a bench made up of devils who have to serve as furniture as punishment* Always a good time being in Abaddon.

[idle-with-the-ides]

I could've had a normal, more socially acceptable interest but my brain decided in 2020 that Obey Me was what it was going to flash before my eyes as a core memory when I die and it's been locked in ever since. I'm afraid that six of my last seven minutes of brain activity will be Obey Me.

Loading screen with the music. Losing to a SSR that I've already got maxed out. Surprise guests. Dance battles and missing the very last hit to get a combo on Nightbringer. The joy of a Solomon demon voucher sale and the horror of opening up fab snap for the first time.

[meowchart]

“JACKPOT!”

(AU ft my main dnd character, absinthe)

[darks-art]

Drew some Fizzmodious last night cuz i got only two hours of sleep. I like this art style so maybe I can do more with it.

[kits-ships]

✨️✨️✨️! Give us the deets! (CrypticCupid)

:0 !! three facts for three sparkles!!

✨️seraphina plays the violin! her oldest one is a few centuries old, and her newest one is a modern, baby blue one! she's also interested in playing the viola one day <3

✨️ ill give a few for asmodeus since i dont really talk about him! he's 6'3, smells very strongly of cigarettes, and his animal is either a jackal or a crocodile!

✨️ baphomet is one of the only celestial entities in modern times that still visits places of worship dedicated to them. they like when humans leave gemstones, dark, red wines, and athames as offerings

[lovetei]

TW: Smut

The moment they found out that you want them, they were beyond pleased, but when they found out that you think a mere toy can compare to the real thing? They just have to prove you wrong.

Lucifer who made you sit on his cock while he's working, slowly trusting up on you, making sure you feel each vein on his dick while he whispers "Hmm, yes... So much better than that toy..." and kisses your neck.

Mammon who pounded you so rough, trying to prove that no toy can compare to him, no toy can make you feel as good as he can, "Ha, yeah? So much better right? So much better right? Bet your little toy can't pound you this hard, no?"

Leviathan who didn't notice how overstimulated you are and still kept on using both of his dick and tail to pleasure you, "Mhm, I know MC would feel better than those fleshlights... Cum on my cock again, hmm?"

Satan who wants to know how you fuck that toy and made you demonstrate it to him, sitting prettily with his shirt up and his pants on his knees while you went crazy over his dick, "Yeah, like that? You ride 'my cock' that hard, hmm?"

Asmodeus who is insulted and started to use that toy to abuse your hole while telling you how he will fuck you with the real cock, "Like this, too fast for you to handle? Well, I don't care. As soon as my cock enters this pretty little hole, you're done."

Beelzebub who shamelessly compares his cock to your toy, insulting it's existence then fucking you with it at the same time "You feel that? You feel how your toy can't even compare to my tip?"

Belphegor who hates it, why need this trash when you can have the real deal? The one that pounds you so rough you can't think "Wow, so pa.the.tic! You think this toy is me? Haha! It's too.fucking.small. to even compare!"

[zephyrchama]

Happy Obey M3! announcement day everybody.

Some silly ideas for you:

Newlywed Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor might be so excited to carry you over the threshold into your new home that they accidentally bonk your head against the door frame.

If you marry any of his brothers, Belphegor will get upset and leave the reception. You'll find him fast asleep in your marital bed at night once the wedding is over.

Leviathan reading his vows and you hear the Ruri Tunes notification sound from his suit pocket.

MC enters into a timeshare style marriage where every 52.1428571429 days (they count it to the second) they divorce one brother and marry the next in line. It's only fair.

Asmodeus spending hours practicing his walk down the aisle. It's the most important day of his life. He has at least 5 different outfit changes planned for the duration of the wedding, but he won't let you see what any of them are until he wears them at the ceremony.

Satan lowkey considers the wedding to double as a celebration for finally beating Lucifer, despite trying his best to only focus on you. He gets a little irked when Lucifer actually gives a heartfelt speech. You can tell because he squeezes your hand really tightly.

Mammon disappears for a while before the wedding. Everyone claims he got cold feet and tells you to move on. He's actually working back to back to back jobs to afford the biggest wedding bash the Devildom's ever seen.

Marrying Lucifer and moving into a new house where his brothers come loiter all day anyway. It's like you're all still housemates, except Lucifer is constantly irritated about his brothers practically living on your couch.

Beelzebub cuts the first slice of cake with you and the slice is bigger than your torso. He relishes that wedding cake as the best thing he'll ever eat in his long life.

Everyone constantly clinking their champagne glasses to try and drunkenly one-up the others' speeches.

Devil's food cake wedding cake.

[bluewolfangel01]

Mc tends to accidently falls asleep around the HoL after an exhausting day, like on the couch in the living room or library. Now the question is what do the brothers do if they stumble upon said sleeping Mc?

Lucifer

He'll pick up and carry Mc somewhere else, away from any interruptions that the other brothers might (will definitely) bring

His room is the most ideal place for that since his brothers don't enter his room

He'll lay Mc down on his bed and admire them and their peaceful face for a minute or two

Depending on how much work he has to do, he'll either stay and cuddle or he'll sadly have to leave to return to his work

Mammon

He'll also pick up Mc and take them to his room

Difference is he'll stay and cuddle with them, with him being the big spoon most of the time

His human deserves only the best and most relaxing sleep of all, which of course means that he has to cuddle with them to protect them from nightmares or in case his brothers trying to pester them

Theres no other solution

Levithan

Sadly he won't pick up Mc and take them to his room

Instead he'll go get one of his extra cozy merch blankets to drape onto Mc so that they don't get cold

He might even get one of his pillows to place under Mc's head too

He might feel like he's not able to do much or anything for Mc sometimes, nevertheless he'll try to help Mc have a decent nap as best he can

Satan

First, he's going to make sure he has a book, if he doesn't, he goes to get one then comes back

After that, he'll carefully move Mc so he can lay down on the couch too and then lays them on top of him

He likes feeling Mc softly breathing against him while he reads

Sometimes he'll move them to his room if he doesn't feel social enough that day but still wants quality Mc cuddle time

Asmodeus

Pictures, he's going to take just a few all the pictures of Mc's cute sleeping face

Maybe experiment with some nail design ideas that he has (Mc knows he does this and allows it)

If Mc is still sleeping, he might sit on the couch, move their head to lay on his lap, and brush their hair

It's rare that he naps with, but if he does, he lays on top of Mc and hugs them like a giant teddy bear

Beelzebub

He'd lay down and put Mc on top of him

However, he wouldn't be able to do so for long since he'll start to get hungry quick and will have to get up again

The solution? Carry around Mc in his arms or on his back, similar to what he does with Belphie

He'll even put his jacket on Mc so they don't get cold

If he comes across Belphie while carrying Mc, it's Attic Sandwhich cuddle time

Belphegor

Immediately will lay on top of Mc

Will hug his cow print pillow in one arm and has his other arm wrapped around Mc

Doesn't bother with bringing a blanket, he makes a great heat source all on his own

If Mc is having a dream, he's going to make sure they dont have any bad ones

He knows Mc is exhausted and wants to make sure they get as much rest as they need to feel better again

[a-page-full]

I need to rant about Kalego's character progression from Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun! And I have no one to talk to about it.

Spoilers ahead (specifically manga spoilers)

Okay. We all know how at the start of it all, Kalego despises Iruma. The second Kalego becomes Iruma's familiar he is furious and tries to rebel and even get Sullivan to break the contract. (All within episode 2).

The next time we see Kalego interact with Iruma is in front of Camu-Camu's store where he clearly tells Iruma that he will never act as his familiar. To never call on him in any circumstance. Right?

That's why, when we get to the Heartbreaker exam, I want to cry. Before the exam, the only time Kalego is ever called as his familiar is when other people make Iruma summon Kalego. We never see Iruma ever actually use Kalego as his familiar. This also takes place after the first year contract was broken (so that Kalego would not be Iruma's familiar anymore which horribly backfires for Kalego).

During the Heartbreaker, Iruma is the one to summon Kalego. He basically begs Kalego not to harm anyone, to which Kalego looks at him and asks if it was a command (as demon and their familiar).

But then we get the part that makes me want to cry. In one moment, Iruma's danger sense goes off, and he feels immense bloodlust. Without thinking, Iruma calls on Kalego, for the first time actually making use of his familiar, and Kalego, who swore that first time to never do Iruma's bidding, immediately goes to Iruma's side to fight off a threat that he hadn't even known about. There was no hesitation or complaining. Kalego knew that whatever made Iruma actually call on his familiar was a danger to be taken seriously.

Sometimes I think about the fact that if the familiar contract had not been renewed, Iruma would have been taken. Kalego would not have been there to protect Iruma in that moment.

Then we get the 13th of Betrayal! Keeping in mind that at this point Kalego has already talked to Narnia who hinted that Iruma was a human, and we learn that the Naberious klan finds humans to be utterly repulsive and dispicable creatures. So Kalego should and probably did have those beliefs (maybe Balam's interests in humans helped him unconsciously curb that bias he was raised in).

The thing is, though, that with that conversation very fresh in his mind, Kalego enters the building again, turns a corner, sees Iruma laying on the ground in the middle of the hallway with Asmodeus kneeling beside him, and SPRINTS to Iruma's side to make sure he was okay. Like I want to cry. This man who hated Iruma at first, sees Iruma in a position that makes him instantly think that he was hurt, and ran to check on him. The fact that Nishi draws genuine worry on Kalego's face in that moment is so beautiful.

Then I can't end this rant without mentioning the conversation between Kalego and Balam. The fact that Kalego wanted confirmation that Iruma was a human while still being able to hold onto plausible deniability so he can continue to protect Iruma fully? Absolutely amazing. His character has changed so much while maintaining his usual personality and demeanor.

Iruma has so much impact on every single demon around him including Kalego. It's just so beautifully done! I love this series a normal amount.

[softlypossessive]

♡･ﾟ𓏸 Sleeping With Them (Literally) 𓏸･ﾟ♡

♡ Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, gn!reader ♡ Warnings: Fluff, comfort, implied bad dreams, physical affection, mutual pining?? maybe??, Levi being awkward™, clingy behavior, some light tsundere energy, protective vibes, some suggestiveness (Asmo’s default setting), Beel being The Best™ ♡ Notes: This was purely self-indulgent and born from a burst of insomnia and a deep need for sleepy demon boy comfort. No prompt, just vibes. Gender-neutral reader. Each brother reacts in his own sweet, awkward way—and yes, they’re all canonically clingy now. I don’t make the rules.

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🕯️Lucifer

 You find him still awake in the dead of night, seated at his desk, lit only by the glow of a single lamp

He's reviewing RAD paperwork with the usual stoic focus, barely glancing up when you enter

“Couldn’t sleep?” he asks, voice low, a touch concerned despite the neutrality in his tone

You nod, murmuring something vague about a bad dream, and instead of brushing you off, he gestures silently to the small sofa by the window

You sit with your blanket in hand, intending just to be nearby, and he lets you—doesn’t press for details, just returns to his work

Somewhere between the quiet scratch of his pen and the rhythmic turn of pages, your eyes slip shut

When you wake, it's morning. You're not on the sofa. You’re in his bed

The covers are warm, tucked carefully around you, and the scent of his cologne clings faintly to the pillow

His coat hangs neatly over the chair beside you, a fresh cup of tea steaming on the nightstand

He’s nowhere in sight, but you have the distinct feeling he didn’t sleep—just quietly carried you to bed when he saw your head nod

No one says anything about it later, but you catch him watching you a little longer at breakfast that morning

The kind of watchfulness that says: next time, just come straight to me

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💰 Mammon

He’s already in bed, hair rumpled, one leg kicked out of the blanket like always

You knock quietly and peek in, mumbling that you can’t sleep

His eyes go wide, then he fumbles upright, totally alert

“Wha—? You okay? What happened? You hurt?”

You tell him it’s just a nightmare, nothing big

He softens immediately, scoots over, and pats the mattress beside him like it’s obvious

“C’mon. Ain’t no bad dreams gonna mess with you while I’m here.”

You lie down next to him and he tries so hard to play it cool—arms behind his head, eyes on the ceiling

That lasts five seconds

He shifts closer like he’s not doing it on purpose, like you won't notice him curling toward you

When your hand brushes his by accident, he makes a strangled noise and goes stiff… then grabs it like it’s the most natural thing in the world

“Jus’ so ya don’t get cold,” he mutters, clearly blushing even in the dark

You fall asleep fast, wrapped up in warmth and the quiet muttering of “I gotcha, I’m here” under his breath

When you wake up, he’s out cold, drooling slightly, and clinging to you like a barnacle

You try to move. His grip tightens. You are not escaping

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🎮 Leviathan

You didn’t even mean to fall asleep

One second you were watching a cozy slice-of-life anime with him, head tipped against the beanbag, and the next, darkness

Levi notices right away

He panics internally. 

Like full-blown “I’m not equipped to deal with this cuteness” meltdown

But you look… comfortable. Peaceful. So he freezes in place

Slowly, carefully, he lowers the volume, gets up, and drapes his hoodie over your shoulders

He debates letting you stay there all night—but what if you get a crick in your neck? What if you wake up cold?

Eventually, he picks you up. Carries you. Cradles you like a rare body pillow

You don’t wake up

He tucks you into his bed, sets a Ruri-chan plush beside you for moral support, and flops onto the floor with a blanket and his headphones

When you wake up, it’s early morning. His lights are dimmed pink, the room is silent, and he’s snoring softly with a controller still in his hands

You stare at him for a long minute, heart aching a little at how sweet he looks like that

You don’t say anything when he wakes up an hour later, scrambling into an apology

You just smile and tell him you slept fine

He’s red for a full day

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📚 Satan

He’s in his room reading, legs folded under him on the couch, a novel in one hand and a mug of tea in the other

You knock gently, eyes tired, and when he sees your face, he softens

“Bad dreams?” he asks, and there’s no teasing in it—just genuine concern

Without a word, he shifts to make space, patting the cushion beside him

You curl up with your blanket, shoulder brushing his, and he casually pulls another throw over both of you

He doesn’t say much, but his presence is calm, anchoring

Eventually your head tips against his arm and your breathing slows

He waits a few minutes to be sure you’re truly out, then sets his book aside and just… watches you

Not in a creepy way—just quietly fascinated by how peaceful you look, even after the nightmare

When you wake, you’re no longer on the couch—you’re in his bed, under soft sheets

The book he’d been reading is closed beside you, and there’s a little note tucked into the pages with your name on it

You keep it

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💅 Asmodeus

He’s brushing out his hair at his vanity when you show up at his door, looking rumpled and half-asleep

“Darling, what’s wrong?” he coos, spinning around in a silk robe

When you admit you couldn’t sleep, his whole demeanor changes—still sweet, but softer, more grounded

“Say no more. Come here.”

He leads you straight to his bed, the sheets cool and silky, the scent of his perfume already comforting

You curl up under the covers while he finishes his routine—face mask, lip balm, a quick spritz of sleep spray

Then he slips in beside you, warm and gentle, his arm draped loosely over your waist

He talks to you in low whispers about nothing important—pretty things, soft clothes, silly gossip—until your eyes close

The moment you drift off, he goes quiet, tucking your hair behind your ear and watching your face with a look so tender it almost doesn’t feel like Asmo

The next morning, you wake up to a kiss on the forehead and a softly sung “good morning, sleepyhead”

He never lets you forget how cute you looked curled up against him—but there’s something genuine in his voice when he adds,

“If you ever need me again, you know where I am.”

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🍔 Beelzebub

It starts with you falling asleep in the kitchen

You’d gone down for a late-night snack, found Beel already there eating cereal straight out of the box

He didn’t say much, just gave you a smile and pushed the box your way

You talked for a while, then leaned against the counter… then slumped onto the bench… and then lights out

Beel doesn’t wake you. Just watches you for a bit to make sure you’re really asleep

Then he scoops you up, careful like you’re made of glass

You wake up halfway through the walk to his room, tucked against his chest

“You looked tired,” he says simply. “You can sleep here tonight.”

His bed smells like vanilla protein powder and fresh laundry. He hands you one of his shirts as a sleep top. It’s comically large

Beel climbs into bed after you and stays on “his side” at first—very polite, very stiff, very big brother energy

But the second you roll toward him, drowsy and half-mumbling his name? He’s there

One arm around your waist, tucking you in close. His chin rests against the top of your head

“I’ll stay up a little longer to make sure the nightmare doesn’t come back,” he whispers

He’s asleep within five minutes

You wake up entirely under him. Full body weight. He's warm. You can't move. He looks peaceful. You stay there

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💤 Belphegor

You creep into the attic room after a nightmare, not expecting him to be awake

He is

Barely opens one eye, gives you a sleepy “What’s wrong?”

You whisper that you can’t sleep, and he lifts the covers without another word

No teasing, no drama—just the quiet shift of space being made for you

You crawl in beside him, the star-speckled canopy of the ceiling above you

His arms find your waist automatically. He’s already half-asleep again

“You’ll sleep better here,” he mumbles against your shoulder. “I always do”

 Within seconds, he’s out cold

But you’re not. Not yet

You lie there for a bit, warm and stunned, because his breathing is deep and even and his grip is loose but protective

 Eventually, you drift off

When you wake up, Belphie’s draped over you like a sleepy octopus, your legs tangled, his head tucked under your chin

“Don’t move,” he mumbles without opening his eyes

You don’t

You fall asleep again

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[vylosinbound]

Hello! May I request a situation (fluff/angst) where the MC (any gender) barged into a character's room on the verge of tears? Any reason is fine and you could also do any character, but for me preferably Mephisto because I could see him letting his pride down to comfort MC.

Thank you so much! ♡

Thank you so much for sending in this request! I truly love working with emotional scenarios like this, especially when it involves a character like Mephistopheles, whose pride makes moments of softness so impactful. I hope this short drabbles brings the emotion you were looking for to life!

On the edge of breaking

When MC cries in front of them

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor + Mephistopless

Genre: Angst / Hurt/Comfort / Emotional Vulnerability

The character is caught off guard by MC’s sudden breakdown and drops their usual behavior to provide unexpected comfort.

LUCIFER

You slam open his door, and for once, he doesn’t lecture you.

His eyes narrow at your trembling form, and without a word, he sets his pen down.

"Come here," he says quietly.

You don’t even make it halfway before he meets you, tugging you into his chest, letting your tears soak into his shirt.

For a long while, all he does is run a hand down your back and murmur, “I’m here. You’re safe. Whatever it is… we’ll handle it.”

MAMMON

He jumps when the door bursts open. “Oi! You can’t just—”

Then he sees your face. And the attitude drops.

“Hey… hey, hey. What happened?”

He rushes to you, arms hesitating for a second before fully wrapping around your shoulders.

“I gotcha, alright? The Great Mammon’s here.”

You don’t say anything, just hold onto him. And for once, he doesn’t try to be cool. Just holds tighter.

LEVIATHAN

You enter in a blur, and he nearly panics. “W-What?! Did I do something? Was it the last game night?”

But the tears in your eyes say it’s deeper. Real.

Levi's voice drops to a whisper. “Oh… oh no.”

He awkwardly guides you to his bed, wrapping a blanket around you both like a cocoon.

“You don’t have to talk… Just, uh, sit here. I’ll stay. I promise.”

SATAN

You barge in, and he’s halfway through a book when he looks up, confusion replaced by concern in seconds.

His brow furrows. “Who hurt you?”

You can’t even speak. But he sets his book down without marking the page, and that’s how you know he’s serious.

He takes your hand gently. “Let me be your quiet for a bit.”

And you sit in silence, breathing in the scent of old pages and comfort.

ASMODEUS

His smile fades the instant he sees your watery eyes. “Oh, love…” he says softly. “Come here.”

He doesn’t ask what happened, not yet. He just opens his arms, letting you fall into them.

He strokes your hair, kissing the crown of your head.

“You’re still beautiful when you cry… but I’d rather see you smiling.”

BEELZEBUB

He stops mid-bite, mid-chew, the only time food is completely forgotten.

“Are you okay? Wait, stupid question.”

He sets the food aside and rushes to you, pulling you into his arms with gentle force.

“You’re shaking… do you want to talk? Or just stay like this?”

You nod into his chest, and he just holds you, solid and warm like a shield.

BELPHEGOR

He’s half-asleep until he hears the door, groggily annoyed, until he sees you.

Immediately alert.

“Tch. Come here, you’re not crying alone.”

He pulls you into bed with him, tucking you under the blankets and into his chest.

His hand strokes your back slowly, soothing. “Whatever it is… it’ll feel smaller tomorrow. I’ve got you till then.”

MEPHISTO

You push into his room uninvited, and he opens his mouth to complain, sees your expression, and it dies on his lips.

He stands slowly, letting out a careful breath. “...Who do I need to destroy?”

You shake your head, lip trembling.

With a small sigh, he shrugs off his coat and drapes it around your shoulders, guiding you to the chaise.

He doesn’t touch you, not yet. Just sits beside you and says, “Stay here. Cry if you must. No one will see but me.”

[daytaker]

The Gang React to You Ignoring Them

Lucifer

"How childish. They'll have forgotten by the end of the day."

By the end of the day, however, Lucifer has reached his fucking limit. But his pride will not only prevent him from begging you to knock it off-- it will prevent him from even acknowledging in your presence that he is remotely bothered.

He probably goes to vent to Diavolo -- that is to say, visit him for tea and offhandedly comment about your immaturity for pulling such a stunt, knowing that he'll just contact you and beg for him.

Mammon

"Oh no you don't! MC! MC! MC! MC! MC! Hey! MC! MC! Hey! MC!"

He will follow you wherever you go. At first he thinks he's hilarious, being an absolute pain in the ass, but the longer it goes on, the more dejected he gets. His energy level tanks and soon he's just lying on top of the nearest piece of furniture and whining for you to stop it.

If you manage to get him off of you long enough to escape him, he will just text you.

Mammon: MC Mammon: MC Mammon: Hey MC Mammon: Hey Mammon: MC

If you block him, he will just text someone else until that person becomes so annoyed that THEY beg you to stop.

When you finally give in, he pretends like he didn't even care that much. It was just a little joke between pals, right? Haha!

Leviathan

"So this is how easy it is for you to just toss me aside like a piece of garbage."

Levi will take this extremely personally. Depending on why you're ignoring him, he might blame himself and enter a spiral of self-hate. He'll hole up in his room, refusing to leave until you finally come in and either apologize or forgive him, whichever is appropriate.

He'll spend a few moody minutes acting like it's too late for that, but soon he'll be on the verge of tears, making you to swear on a copy of The Tale of the Seven Lords that you will never pull that kind of thing again.

Satan

"Really? Is this what it's come to? You understand how pathetic this makes you look, don't you?"

Like Lucifer, he won't be too bothered at first, assuming you'll get over things relatively soon. But if nothing has changed within an hour or two, he'll start to get testy. He'll send a text, sit in the same room as you and stare a hole through your head, and if you're still ignoring him after a while of that, he'll storm up to his room.

Depending on how emotionally charged the incident was that led to you ignoring him, he will be more or less capable of fending off an explosion of temper. Most likely, any acknowledgement you toss his way will ease the tension, so it might be a good idea to just shoot him a text asking him not to destroy the house, please.

Asmodeus

"But it's impossible to ignore me! You can't look away from a face like mine! See?"

I don't think you can ignore Asmo. Being the literal Avatar of Lust with powers to charm and an intense need to be admired and adored, he simply exudes an aura that demands attention. You should probably come up with a different strategy of attack.

Beelzebub

"...Are you mad at me?"

Why would you do that to him? How could you be so cruel?

If you did do it, it would probably confuse and sadden him. Confusion and sorrow both make him feel hungry, so he will go ahead and start eating his feelings within an hour of the silent treatment. Even if you're content to allow this to continue, the other six demons in the house aren't, and you will ultimately have no choice but to make up with Beel.

Belphegor

belphie.exe has stopped responding

Considering you'd already forgiven him for the whole murder thing, he can't comprehend how you've become so mad at him that you'd go so far as to give him the cold shoulder. He won't know how to respond at first, but he will quickly become an angry, sulky ball curled up under the blankets on his bed. If it takes more than a few hours for you to come crawling back to him, things will start to change. Belphie will return to the common areas of the house, acting mostly the same as usual, and he will not spare you a second glance. Even if you stop ignoring him, well, two can play this game, and Belphie is absolutely petty enough to drag this one out.

After a day or two of you trying to talk to him, he'll relent. He'll feel kind of guilty, having worked through most of his anger while ignoring you. He'll probably text you a lot for the next day or two, just to ease some of his anxieties.

Diavolo

"I don't understand."

You can't do that. That's illegal. Next character.

Barbatos

"Hehe. What a troublemaker."

Barbatos likes it when you ignore him sometimes.

Barbatos will not change his behavior at all, ever. You could spend the rest of your life ignoring him, and he would simply accept it as one of those unfortunate circumstances life sometimes throws his way. He would prefer it if things didn't go down that way, though. Basically, he'll let you come to him whenever you've gotten over whatever it is you're upset about. What a king.

Solomon

"Hmm? Are you sure that's a good idea?"

Solomon will act pretty much the same as usual around you too. He'll point out that you're ignoring him to whoever else happens to be around and bemoan the situation, but he won't actively appeal to you. Instead, he'll orchestrate a scenario that traps you in a situation where he is the only person you can go to for help. As soon as you do that, he'll act as if nothing ever happened. If you resume the silent treatment, well, he can always come up with another scenario.

Are you still sure it's a good idea?

Simeon

"I didn't realize you were so upset. I'm sorry (that/if) I hurt you."

Simeon will either immediately understand why you are doing this, in which case he will apologize (using "that") or he will have absolutely no idea what's going on, and he'll still apologize (using "if") to be on the safe side.

If you don't show any signs of breaking, he'll enlist Luke's help to make you an apology dessert of some sort. And how can you stay mad at him when he's offering you angel food cake with such a sad expression?

Luke

😧😠😣🥺😢

Wh- Whaaa...?! How dare you ignore him! That's so mean! It must be all the demonic influences rubbing off on you! Stop it! Stop it or he's going to tell Simeon!

And then he'll go and tell Simeon. Simeon will probably tell him to just wait until you've calmed down. If he thinks you're being unreasonable, though, he'll probably have a talk with you himself. Really? Pulling the silent treatment on an actual child? Sure, he's a millennium old, but he's still a child.

[guiltyandashamed]

headcannons: breakfast in bed

You woke up early one morning, the House of Lamentation still cloaked in quiet. With a spark of mischief and affection, you slipped into the kitchen, determined to brighten the brothers’ day before it even began. You cooked carefully, remembering each of their favorites and set the trays with care, adding a small flower to each for charm. Walking up the stairs, you couldn't wait to surprise them with breakfast in bed.

Lucifer

Wakes up the moment you enter the room, already halfway sitting up, like he hadn't really been sleeping.

Eyes scan the tray, coffee, perfectly crisp bacon, fruit slices arranged like art. Something flickers in his chest. You went out of your way for him.

“You didn’t have to do this,” he says, but the way he reaches for the coffee immediately says thank you.

He eats slowly, savoring every bite, occasionally watching you with a thoughtful look.

He's already planning your own breakfast platter to pay you back, the thought of you waking up, eyes hazy and on him, makes his heart beat a little faster.

Mammon

Doesn’t wake up at first, tangled in blankets and snoring softly. You nudge him and he cracks one eye open.

“Huh? What’s all this?” He blinks, then sits up fast. “Wait—you made this for me?”

Turns red. Won’t stop grinning. Tries to act casual but is clearly glowing.

“I mean, obviously ya wanted to spoil yer favorite, I get it,” he says while stuffing pancakes into his mouth.

Sneaks you bites off his fork, purposefully spilling maple syrup on the corner of your lip so he can wipe it off and taste it.

Leviathan

You have to knock first or he panics and thinks it’s a raid.

When you come in with the tray, he turns pink instantly.

“Wh-what? Breakfast in bed? F-for me?!” He practically short-circuits.

Accepts it like you just gifted him a signed limited edition figure.

Eats in his tub in his hoodie, murmuring, “I’m not worthy…” between bites, but finishes everything.

Afterwards? He invites you under the blanket to watch a cozy anime about food and refuses to let go of your hand.

Satan

He’s already half-awake reading, but blinks when he smells cinnamon.

“Is that... for me?” he asks, sitting up as you walk in. He’s surprised, then immediately moved.

Watches you with soft eyes while you set it on his lap. “You thought of all my favorites,” he notes.

Compliments your cooking, then makes a mental note to do something thoughtful for you in return.

Eats quietly, then pulls you down beside him with a hand around your shoulder. “Let’s just stay like this a while.”

Asmodeus

Gasps like you just brought him a diamond necklace.

“Darling! You’re spoiling me!” He fans himself dramatically before taking your hand and kissing it.

Takes photos of the tray, himself, and then one of both of you smiling with food between you.

“This is so romantic. We should do this every weekend. Or every morning. Forever.”

After eating? He pulls you into bed and insists on feeding you bites in return. Possibly shirtless. Definitely flirty.

Beelzebub

The smell wakes him before you even get to the door.

You find him sitting up, hair messy, eyes wide with that sleepy, hopeful look.

“Is that… for me?” he asks, already moving to make room.

Devours the breakfast—but not too fast. He paces himself so he can enjoy it and say thank you properly.

Between bites, he offers you some of his toast, just in case you wanted some.

“No one’s ever done this for me before,” he says quietly. “Thank you.”

Belphegor

Grunts when you wake him. Tries to roll over.

You place the tray near him, and when he catches the smell, his nose twitches.

“For me? Not Beel?” he mutters with a smile, peeking at the tray through half-lidded eyes.

Pulls it into his lap with a yawn, leans into your shoulder while he eats slowly.

Doesn’t talk much, he’s too sleepy, but rests his head against yours.

Later whispers, “You keep doing stuff like this and I might never get out of bed”

[devildomwriter]

Fun Facts 811-820

• Luke won a wine tasting competition; beating Diavolo, Satan, MC, and Simeon.

• Diavolo consistently commits “breaking and entering” when it comes to the House of Lamentation.

• Solomon once trapped Luke in a box that wouldn’t let you go until you told the truth. Luke was stuck until he admitted he looks up to Barbatos.

• After an accident in potions class MC was only able to speak in meows for a while.

• In OG Volume one Levi has 36 Ruri-Chan figures. The count now is unknown but several cards and chats have mentioned him buying more.

• Solomon made puppets of everyone

• Simeon’s advice for writing when out of ideas is to draw from personal experience and those around you.

• Satan wants to be stepped on by a giant cat

• Asmodeus said his favorite part of the water gun battle was figuring out how to drive his opponents into a corner

• Lucifer once made Leviathan go to to demon lord’s castle to tell them their washing machine was too loud.

801-810 • 821-830

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Satan: *is accustomed to humans falling for his handsome looks and attempting to flirt with him, but today, he never expected a human to charm him just to make him follow her orders*

MC: *deliberately dressed in a gorgeous, alluring white dress, with the mark of Asmodeus prominently displayed on her chest*

MC: I’ll only say this once: take us to Gehenna.

WHB Satan: *chuckles* Are you sure? It won’t be a problem for your son, but what about you?

MC: *maintains her stern expression*

WHB Satan: ...

WHB Satan: Tch. Anything else?

MC: ...

MC: Go visit a dentist.

WHB Satan: *dumbfounded* Huh?

WHB Asmodeus: ...

*When he entered the house, it seemed warm, with the lingering scent of coffee and freshly baked cookies.*

WHB Asmodeus: *chuckles*

The devils of Abaddon: *confused*

WHB Asmodeus: My wife has already left.

Abaddon devil: But Your Majesty-

WHB Asmodeus: She will never leave a place looking desolate. Now, I’m curious… which devil could have helped her?

WHB Satan: We have arrived.

Paimon: Oooh~! You're with a gorgeous woman, Your Majestyyy~!

Leraye: Who is she?

WHB Satan: Her name's MC. From now on, she'll be living here in Gehenna with her son.

Leraye: Whoa! *beams* Welcome!

Ezrin: ...

Ezrin: Mom?

MC: *puts an arm around her son's shoulder*

Ezrin: ...

Paimon: But waiiitt~ What is that mark on her chesttt~?

Leraye: Eh? Isn't that-

WHB Satan: She's Asmodeus's.

Paimon and Leraye: !!!

MC: ...

MC: It looks like I already have quite the reputation here.

WHB Satan: That's because that idiot won't stop talking about you.

[reiinaissance]

LUCIFER'S S/O TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM WHILE HE'S SLEEPING (BUT FAILS) ft. lucifer (obey me!) x gender neutral! reader

⟢ content warnings fluff, very slightly suggestive. lowercase intended.

⟢ notes this was when the mc asked to make a pact with asmodeus and he told us to take a picture of lucifer sleeping so he can agree lolll

reupload from my old account ☻

you knew the brothers would always think about a way on how to annoy their eldest brother lucifer (especially belphegor and satan, #antiluciferleague), and of course you were dragged into their mess even if you’re his s/o.

"c’mon, y/n! i wanna see what he looks like when he’s sleeping! i mean, you’re his s/o, right?! and sometimes ya go to sleep with him! HAHA! i bet there's drool dripping down the corner of his mouth!" mammon laughed out loudly.

"yeah, i've always wanted to see his sleeping face!" asmodeus' eyes twinkled in excitement.

you groaned, "it’s not that easy— what if he wakes up and sees me? and no, he doesn't drool."

"i'm hungry." beelzebub's stomach rumbled as he frowned, and his twin belphegor (who's listening to you and his other brothers) gave him a bag of chips which he accepted happily.

"oh! how about that tsl soundtrack that he's interested in? i don't think he'll wake up easily when it's playing LOOOL." leviathan lets out a mischievous giggle. that's rare coming from levi... they're really determined to see their eldest brother's sleeping face...

satan laughed along with him mischievously, "good one, leviathan."

"pleaseee, y/n?" belphie pleaded teasingly. you looked at beel, who nodded at you as he ate his chips.

"fine..." you sighed in defeat, although you know lucifer is going to find out anyway.

with the copy of the tsl soundtrack in your hand, you knocked on the door of lucifer's room. you waited... but he doesn't respond. you knocked a few more times and still, nothing happens. furrowing your eyebrows, you entered slowly to see him sleeping peacefully.

you smiled at the sight, but then you remembered what you had to do.

grabbing your D.D.D., you opened the camera and walked closer to lucifer to get a better view.

he doesn't look as intimidating as he usually is while he's sleeping...

you adjusted the angle of your phone and just as you were about to snap a picture, your wrist was grabbed by lucifer and pulled you into his chest, making you yelp in shock. "l-lucifer?!"

"now, who told you to take a picture of me while i'm sleeping?" his tone was stern but there was a hint of tease (and sleepiness?) in his eyes. you felt your face heating up as you realized you're on top of his body. oh gosh.

"i'm sorry... your brothers were curious to see your sleeping face and asked me to take a picture of you." you explained, smiling sheepishly.

he shook his head, wrapping his arms around your waist. "and you did it, even bringing a copy of the tsl soundtrack? good grief... what shall i do to you..."

a soft kiss on your forehead caught you by surprise, then a kiss on your left cheek. then right cheek. and then your nose. finally, your lips.

he's more affectionate than usual... not that you're complaining.

lucifer saw the flustered look on your face. "this," kiss. "is your punishment," he declared. even when it was quite dim in the room, the blush on his cheeks was visible.

"i... i see..." you whispered, trying to hide the smile forming on your face.

"while i'll be lecturing my brothers tomorrow for what they've been trying to do, you'll be stuck with me tonight..." a small smile appeared on his face, placing another kiss on your lips. "get ready."

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