#erhhm...

[deadlittledogs]

[comvi]

mmmmmm i need to know morea rbout YOU i need to know aht CREAUTRW im beign hugged by curently.......vhrmrem

all about me……

[solarismp3]

someone I’ve been following on here since I was 16 or younger who I thought was sooo cool and had great opinions and cool art and kinda made me learn things from a different perspective is lowkey kinda annoying now and a loser and a bit pathetic

[saltwaterembolism]

erhhm, dearest daughter.. Could you or perhaps one of your friends maybe "teach me how to dougie" ? The freshmen in the lunch queue have begun to deride me again for my ehm, forgive me, my "lack of bitches"

[bloodyarn]

🥚

𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 . Give Babette an Egg.

      Aaawwh.    The  strange  skeleton  who  hangs  out  at  camp   &   still  didn't  leave  got  an  egg  for  her  too   !   That  was  surprisingly  sweet.  Babette  got  wind  of  him  being  a  father  in  his  .  .  .  more  fleshly  past   ?   Didn't  listen  close  enough.  Still,  the  egg  is  in  good  hands.  Capable  ones.

    ❝  That's  a  fine  egg  you  got  there.  I  will  call  it  Bonney.  Boney.  Bonny.  Erhhm  .  .  . ❞     Oh  no,  she  didn't  want  to  come  off  as  tactless.  Quick,  just  put  that  babe  into  the  apron--

Mother hen score: 18

[yuriko-mukami]

Hii Yuriko, long time no see. How are you? I'm still happily together with all of my boyfriends. Since July I've also been dating a playwright. He's a bit eccentric but fun to be around with. Sometimes when he gets inspiration for a new play he forgets to eat and sleep, so I have to take care of him.

Recently I started messaging with a guy who claims to be the grim reaper and told me that he's after my soul. I don't believe him of course, he's just some random person on the internet, but I love teasing him. He gets easily flustered and is actually pretty cute.

"I'm doing well, thanks for asking, Emmi~" Yuriko smiled.

"Oh my... that's so interesting. I'm glad that you all are living happily together. A playwriter too? That is so... so... amazing! Can I meet him? I mean... I have never talked to a playwriter and I'm kind of curious how they do their job."

Yuriko listened to Emmi's explanation. "Ehhhh?! The Grim Reaper? Are... are you sure... umh... that is okay? You know that the Vampires are real and you have... erhhm... sea creatures as your boyfriends too. What if this Grim Reaper is... for real too?"

Shaking her head, Yuriko wondered if Emmi was in trouble or not. Would such a person really be flustered and cute? Maybe it was as Emmi said, just a weird person on the Internet...

"Just be careful, okay? I... I don't want anything bad to happen to you."

[rancidsloth]

oh yeahh erhhm schrodinger's kitties commissioned by @gamebearart <33 tysm

[theeternalhost]

uhmmm hello? ;-;

erhhm hi?!

[shadyhistoryegyptfish-blog]

ERHHM

[crxwnedbarbie]

𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐒 momentarily thinking about which one option seems the best. ❛ Erhhm… Maybe just one? ❜ She wondered if she said 'two' Aki would kill her later. ❛ *'Effing' this. ❜ She added, accepting the shot. She does not plan to upset her future sister-in-law. The blonde gets easily drunk, she doesn't want to be that wasted. The idea of a Masked Ball is rather exciting… The Hungarian princess was not that excited, but the cause was good or so this is what she heard. ⏤ ❛ Drink until you forget your name, just don't tell Aki I said that. The next day if you don't remember, then you didn't do anything. ❜ What she is even talking? That's how Barbara met her brother… ❛ He is taking so long, so I don't know. ❜

@crxwnedbarbie | Barbara and Midori, Evening of the Masked Ball

"One shot or two?" It's not so much a question of if, so much as how much. A prerequisite before any large, social gathering like the dreaded Masked Ball. If it were up to Midori, the entire event would be cancelled and the ostentatious expense go back to said charity. Alas, the powers-that-be say that it's good publicity and a strategic maneuver. Though, she's eternally unconvinced. "It's just sake." Midori reminds Barbara, explaining the heavy pour of her shots. Really, it's the equivalent of a sip of wine. Sort of. "I don't know how I'm going to get through tonight." Pausing, she looks up. "Where's Aki, anyways?"

[amethystcove]

no sands of time in may -> dream team will bot be in mays mcc -> they will instead be meeting up. (real) june will be crazy and chaotic with them all together and otll be the middle of june becaude of the Fates. and they will fianlly be togtehr and i can rest

[studiok2sims]

So this was going to be my next fantasy horse project - Siberian Iris, “Flying Fiddles”.  On the left if the photo that inspired me... it was from a gardening company.  I always use multiple reference pictures, so I went a-googling for some more... and erhhm.... they don’t actually look that vibrant.  On the right is a representative sample of what they actually look like. 

WELL POOP EMOJI.  Color me disappointed.... 

[the-arcade-doctor]

erhhm, hi x term-

[X] GREETINGS, SCOUT. [X]

[spicyselfindulgentfandomstuff]

Erhhm. Murdoc when he. He. When. When he. Yea.

[kuromiota]

Erhhm... are you mute or somethin'?

Your walking down the sidewalk and you see a silhouette laying on the branch of a tree they seem to be eating some sort of fruit.

Nemui looks up confused. they didn't say anything, just stared up at the stranger in the tree

[wonderwafles]

Tagged by @gemmi3 and @theredladyofsenntisten, thanks guys!

RULES: Tage 9 people you want to get to know better.

♡ Relationship status: Single and ready to KLHDFJDSF

☆ Pets: None! I do have a bamboo plant that is somehow still clinging to life

☆ Last song I listened to: Mordred’s Lullaby by Heather Dale

☆ Favorite TV show: Oooh. Erhhm, I would say either Steven Universe or Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, although Voltron is pretty close as well.

☆ First Fandom: Runescape or Avatar: the Last Airbender. I’d give the edge slightly to RS though.

☆ Hobbies!: Drawing, writing, certain video games (OK, really just Destiny at this point), and daydreaming about headcanons.

Tagging: @saiansha @timortien @illumynare @yourbrightblueberry @ir-anuk @zorialdiamond-blog  @saxspielercaderface @jasnakisapa @masterjuridical

Exactly zero hard feelings if you don’t want to, of course!