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ppl who overtag reblogs with no added comments past the point of basic categorization drive me insane
#even if it is categorization#why do u need to file every appearance of every character every ship every vibe#calm down pls#cloud just says shit
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bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will
these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives
"what are you two doing?"
Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello
Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]
Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?
Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}
Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.
Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--
Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.
Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!
Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#blood blossom au#dpxdc au#i love them your honor. my babies. they're so lovely to me. they mean so much to me. they are the silliest ever#danny is happy to talk about science and weird ghost shit the moment he's comfortable enough to and bruce is happy to listen#he is also fascinated by this whole new field of science and danny is technically and literally the only expert#they are making diagrams and scales and rankings and tiers and bunch of other science stuff i dont know the names of for ghosts#danny. a nerd: do you wanna see the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce. also a nerd: yes#danny: do you wanna help me re-categorize the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce: y e s#danny: whatcha doing | bruce: hm... making a timeline graph for x murder | danny suddenly vibrating at the speed of light: c a n i h e l p#they are being nerds together. they are being SUCH nerds together. they're making scatter graphs for the transit system#they are cross-referencing the correlation between food regulation laws and the increase of rats in downtown gotham#danny is explaining the intricacies of the cardinal directions in the Zone to bruce because it works differently than in the mortal world#they're coming up with classifications for native ghost zone species and arguing over whether they could fall under mortal animal classes#and it comes with the extra challenge of GIVING these animals mortal names because soulhum isnt translatable or even replicable in the huma#tongue and danny doesnt have any mortal equivalents for the names and he cant speak soulhum thanks to the poison.#so he's trying to describe these animals he's seen in english and then come up with a name for them and THEN classify them.#bruce and danny are having a fucking BLAST. danny is so happy to get to talk to another science nerd about ghost stuff coz as much as he#loves sam and tucker. science is NOT their forte and they were never all that interested in figuring this stuff out with him. they tried bu#he could tell that they just werent as enthusiastic as he was about it. but Bruce is so fascinated and he's keeping up with Danny and its#so relieving. and Bruce meanwhile. mister 'learns everything' is fascinated and so interested in learning about this entirely new dimension#and its animals and creatures. and danny gets so excited talking about it to the point where he's practically glowing. bruce comes up with#an idea or a new suggestion and danny all but lights up bc he hadnt thought of it that way and that is *brilliant* it makes so much sense--#and even if he's wrong Danny is ecstatic to correct and explain *why* it was wrong. like he gets the train of thought but here's why its#wrong and what it is INSTEAD. like he's SO happy to share this with him he's all but floating to the ceiling.
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WAIT HOLD ON i had a templar lyrium impotence 'joke' post cooking in my head last night while i was falling asleep but it was also me being deeply seriously about templar-mage gender dynamics and i forgot about it until now when i am also falling asleep so im posting this in the hopes i can remember and make the post when i wake up maybe < guy who is going t oforget
#lyrium impotence is not canonical or even implied i just know and perceive the truth.#It's the. mage degendering through categorical subordination and enforced sterility#and the fact these are roles delineated and controlled by and beholden to the church right. and how when you're a nun you marry god.#and this is obviously still very gendered but the expectations and performance are also shifted in a lot of ways.
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Hiii, I’m the person screaming crying throwing up every time you post, love ur stuff!
Anyway… I’m thinking mechanic!vi prolonging the time it takes her to fix your car just cause she wants you coming around the shop more and then when she does eventually fix it she kinda worries you’re not gonna stay over at hers as often but u decide to ask her if u can move in or smth like this?!?
Idek tbh my brain is so fried from over consuming Vi content
all you have to do is stay
mentions of sex, but no explicit scenes, car mechanic!vi au oh she absolutely would; there's actually so much stupid domestic bliss in this wow

and sure, the hookup was good in the beginning, but she liked it when you came around, liked it when you'd show up at her shop, all shy and wide-eyed, asking her if you could watch, and who's she to turn down such a pretty girl, right? and honestly, she thought it was kinda cute, how you'd try your best to ask her about this or that, and she'd find herself rambling about her favorite kinds of pinon brackets, or talking you through a chassis restoration for another vintage car that was brought in.
it shouldn't take a whole-ass month to rig a crossflow radiator, especially since the rest of your car's actually in pretty good condition, but she keeps on picking out other things to do, insisting that she's already here anyway, sliding out from under the car with a crooked grin, asking you to pass her another cold beer.
but there's only so many things she can make up before it's obvious, even to you that there's not much else to do. so when the day comes, she's quieter than usual, tallying up the extensive list of repairs that she's both done and made up for herself to do (you'd insisted that you at least pay for the major ones, and if the smaller ones came with a dinner-date and dessert in bed afterwards... well.)
"and... i think that's all of it, sweets."
she hands you the receipt, immediately tucking her hands into the pockets of her light-wash jeans. her shoulders shrug up as you look down the list. it's way less than that she should be charging you for, but you peer up at her, frowning at the pinch between her brows and the tension clear in her muscles.
"vi? what's... wrong?"
"ah -- it's nothin' sweets, don't worry your pretty little head over it."
she teeters forwards and back, as if she can't decide if she wants to move closer or back away. but you're already reaching for her, closing the distance between you with your head cocked, your eyes bright and questioning. and she could never resist it when you looked at her like that, so toe-curlingly trusting. as if there wasn't a thing in the world she could do or say to drive you away or upset you.
sometimes, she'd lay awake and wonder if you knew how dangerous that kind of trust is -- how someone less scrupulous would take it and twist it into something foul. but she'd never let that happen -- at least not while you wanted her around.
"violet... we might not have known each other for very long but... you're not a very good liar," you say, reaching up to cup her cheeks, coaxing her eyes back to yours. she laughs -- it's a tiny, helpless sound; it shakes her open in a way that startles even her, the way her whole body wants to fold over you, into you.
"geez, sweets... that's... that's not really fair of you."
she lifts her hand to press them over yours, hands over hands, petaled around her cheeks, and it occurs to her that perhaps this is what it means to live up to her namesake -- violet. you'd said it was a beautiful name the first the she told you what vi stood for.
"you're not really fair either, vi... but that's never stopped you, has it?" you ask, a mischievous glint in your eyes, your lips twisted up on a fox-hole smile.
vi sucks in a breath. something feels like it's clawing up the length of her ribcage and burrowing through the hollows in her chest till she can taste it pitter-pattering at the back of her throat. it takes her a full three seconds to realize that it's her own traitorous heart, beating so strong she can taste it on her tongue.
"fuck."
and then she's kissing you, pulling you to her, fingers harsh and desperate, her touch lingering like month-old grease-stains the way they dig into your delicate skin. you gasp open for her, against her -- you let her tug you into her till there isn't a part of you she can't reach if she wanted to.
the kiss breaks like a dam bursting open, and a few seconds later, she's got you hoisted up on her workbench, wrenches and old receipts scattering to the floor as she slots herself easily between your legs. it's a familiar place to be, after all -- after all this time.
you hiss, fingers fisting in her hair; it's longer now, than when you first met. and she'd be lying if she said her letting it grow had nothing to do with your offhand comment once (over yet another impossible banana sundae) that you liked it long.
"vi -- vi -- please -- you --"
"hm? what is it, pretty girl?"
"you c-can't just try to distract me w-with sex every time --"
and she can't help the grin that hitches over her lips at the way your chest is heaving, your eyes blown dark, the way your thighs shake on either side of her hips. but she can see the flicker of worry in your eyes and her stomach twists with uncertainty.
"i -- i don't --" she tries, but a breath puffs out of her and she sags against you, "it's... just... now that the repairs are done... there's not really much reason for you to come around... and..."
at her words, you heave a sigh that seems much too big and weary for your body, pulling back to fix her with a surprisingly sharp look.
"you really thought i was coming around here to listen to you talk about my car repairs?"
vi does her level best not to pout; hearing you say it out loud, it does sound... a bit childish. instead, she leans forward and digs her nose into your neck, wrapping both arms around you till she's got you cocooned in her chest.
"what? you weren't interested in the new pressure washer i got just so i could get that really stubborn stain off your back bumper?"
you trail your fingers through her hair, letting your nails graze along her scalp. a shiver washes down the length of her back and you giggle close to her ear.
"sure i did... but you could talk about... dunno... your favorite dish rag, and i think i'd still wanna listen -- because i like listening to you talk about the stuff you like... because..." and its your turn to hesitate, her turn to pull back and fix you with a look -- one that's equal parts pleading and disbelieving.
"because what, pretty girl?" she asks, her voice low and husky, a thumb running across the round of your cheek.
"b-because i -- i like you, vi."
your eyes flicker away and color seeps into your cheeks like dye across clear water -- the shade blooming into you till vi's sure there's no color so beautiful as the one that you are now.
"mm... well, thank god for that cause..." she leans in to press her forehead to yours, "i was starting to wonder, what with all the multiple orgasms and midnight munch sessions and --" she laughs as you squawk indignantly at her, your eyes flashing wild and wide.
"t-that's not what i -- you know that's not --"
"oh? so you don't like those?" she asks, the tease now so obvious in her voice that you flush several shades darker. vi thinks she may have to amend her previous decision on her favorite shade of you. and you're outdoing yourself today.
she lets her free hand wander to the bend of your hips and she gives you a squeeze.
"i --" you steady yourself in the solidness of her, reaching down to lace your hands with hers, "of course i -- i like those things too but i -- i like that you're the one doing them to me and --" you swallow; vi tries not to be to distracted by the hummingbird flutter of your pulse as you struggle to find the words, even though both of you know full well by now exactly what you're trying to say --
sometimes, just sometimes, words speak just as loud as words need to. and the actions are just there to back them up.
sometimes, there are certain things that people just want to -- or need to -- hear said out loud.
"i -- i wanna come over even when there's nothing for you to fix... i..." you steady your breathing and vi nearly drowns in the certainty that settles between the pair of you, an ocean full of of unsaid words (the ones that don't need to be said to be understood), drifting like sunlight over shifting waves -- their brightness made no less real by their shimmering reflections in the water, "i guess i just... wanna be wherever you are. like... all the time."
vi's eyebrows hitch; her breath follows shortly after.
"all the time?"
you bite down on your lips, "yeah but... i know it's only been like... a month or whatever --"
"no, no god -- sweets, i -- i want that too -- more than anything -- it's just --" she motions at the shop, and you nod, catching her hand in yours mid-air.
"it doesn't have to be right now," you say, smiling and giving both her hands a firm squeeze.
"yeah?" she asks, a rare quiver to the shape of her voice.
you nod, "yeah." and your voice is just as solid as she needs it to be. you lean in to kiss her, and she sighs open against you, as you've done so many times for her.
"we'll -- we'll make it work," you say, in between harsh, nipping kisses, even as vi groans and trails her mouth along the line of your jaw. you gasp, letting your head tip back, "w-we'll t-take it s-s-slow -- mmngh -- vi!"
vi hums as she sucks a dark hickey into the side of your neck, feeling savage wanting plume open in her chest. she looks back up at you with darkening eyes and a hunter's smile.
"dunno if i know how to take it slow, sweets --"
"w-what about all those t-times you told me t-to wait --" you keen high in the back of your throat as she drops to pillow her cheek to your thigh, flipping up the bottom of your skirt to dig her nose into the damp triangle of your panties.
vi scoffs, rolling her eyes as she glances back up at you with a playful smirk.
"oh fuck you."
you lick your lips, reaching down to sink your fingers into her hair again, pulling just hard enough for the an ache to gather in her belly.
"thought that's what you were trying to do."
vi stands up, pulling you bodily forward till your ankles are linked at the small of her back, her palms holding up the plush of your ass as she walks the pair of you back into the house and up the thin flight of stairs to her room.
it's a good few hours before either of you are coherent enough to talk about any of this again, but by the time you are, the twilight is budding along the far horizon, and vander's texting to ask vi if he should pick anything up on the way back from the bar for dinner.
"you wanna stay for dinner?" vi asks, twisting to glance at you in bed, her face illuminated by the digital blue of her phone.
your pillow your cheek on your hand, "yeah, i'd love to."
"cool, what do you want?" she asks, her eyes turning back to her phone.
you lick your lips, "how about... you ask vander to pick up some tomatoes? i can make one of my grandma's old soup recipes. you have potatoes and cabbage right? and... i think i saw some pork bones in the freezer the last time i was here."
you cast your eyes up at the ceiling, ticking through a mental list of ingredients.
you only turn to shoot vi a glance when you realize that you can no longer hear the rapid pik-pik-pik of her fingers on her phone.
she's staring at you with what could only be called wonder in the halfway dark.
"you... remember what's in our fridge?"
"well i -- there's not much in there --" you say, almost indignantly.
she laughs, shaking her head, "no, it's just -- i didn't think you'd ever notice something like that, i mean, pardon me for thinking that you've never set foot in a kitchen in your entire life, what with you being daddy's little princess and all," she goads, nudging you with an elbow even as you squirm away from her, pouting.
"i'll have you know that i'm actually a really good cook, okay?" you tell her, "when -- when i was little, and my grandma lived with us, i'd help her in the kitchen all the time. and... after she got too old to make stuff... i was the one who cooked for her, because she said it tasted like stuff she'd eat in her childhood so..."
vi shuffles closer to you under the blankets, nuzzling her nose into your cheek.
"and just when i thought you couldn't get more perfect," she murmurs, pressing a kiss to your cheek.
you giggle, allowing yourself to be tugged back into her chest.
"i told vander to pick up tomatoes... and to invite silco and everyone else he can round up over for dinner."
you squeak, shooting up, "what?!"
vi grins, pushing up with a soft yawn, "you can't just tell me that you've got grandma-level cooking skills and not expect me to invite my whole entire family, right?"
you tumble out of bed, nearly tripping over your panties, still caught around your ankles. you pull them up, scrambling for one of vi's big shirts to toss over your body as she watches you from the bed with an indulgent smile before swinging her legs off and standing up to pull you back into her chest.
"calm down, sweets -- i'll help you, kay? now, tell me what you need."
you nod, pulling on a pair of her jogging shorts and twisting your hair into a haphazard bun out of your face as you start listing off ingredients, hopping the last two steps onto the first floor landing and fluttering into the kitchen.
by the time vi rounds the doorway, it's to find you with vander's massive apron already tied around your waist, an several pots and pans stacked on the countertop.
"i need three onions, and a head of garlic and... a few bay leaves, if you have them. it's okay if you don't --"
vi fights back a grin (it's a losing battle, she thinks, but it's one that she's considering losing for the rest of her goddamn life if it meant doing this every day with you).
"sure, sweets -- whatever you need."
you nod, rolling up the sleeves of your shirt as you set to work peeling the potatoes. a few second later, vi pops up from the fridge, frowning.
"looks like we've only got one onion, but i found some shallots... not sure how good they are though... they were kinda shoved into the back." she holds up the bag with a grimace.
you blink at her, and for a moment, vi thinks that you're going to be angry, or at least a bit frustrated. but then, your face breaks into a sweet, helpless sort of smile, and you reach out to take the shallots from her.
"it's okay," you say, in a voice that sounds just a little too much like coming home, and vi has to swallow passed the peach-pit suddenly caught in her throat.
your fingers brush against hers as you point her towards the half-peeled potatoes, and she gets to work without you even having to ask.
you lean up onto your tiptoes and press a kiss to her cheek, your eyes bright as fallen stars when she turns to look at you.
"it's okay," you repeat, smiling up at her with that smile that just might rhyme with forever, "we'll make it work, okay?"
vi licks her lips; there's an entire ocean of saltwater words caught behind the tombstones of her teeth that she does not know how to say. but she thinks, as she looks at you and you turn back to fussing over the one onion and handful of shallots, that you probably know it all anyway.
"okay," she says, before turning back to the diligent work of peeling the potatoes.
#⛈ monsoon season#i truly don't know what to do with myself after this#arcane#vi x reader#car mechanic!vi#arcane x reader#vi fluff#arcane fluff#can this even be categorized as smut like no smexy times happen here BUT#i mean theres EMOTIONAL SMUT??? LOL DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE IM SO SORRY#vi smut#arcane smut#vi x you#arcane x you#vi arcane fluff#vi headcanons#vi fanfic#vi imagines#arcane imagines#lesbian#wlw fanfic#wlw writing#wlw fluff#wow i love gays with emotions. dont u love gays with emotions? i do.
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if i had a nickel for every single time chuuya called fyodor an anemic son of a bitch i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
#could this be categorized under toxic yaoi SLASH JAY /JJJJJ#the anemia slander is insaneee what the fuck😟#chuuya would never love me bc i have to take iron supplements 😔💔#anyway he slayed the entire chp even though he got like six panels#live laugh love chuuya#bungou stray dogs#bsd
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Don't quite know how to put this but there are certain story beats that, in order for me to actually like/admire the story, specifically have to be accomplished without being a big deal.
Like, does your story present ordinary, mundane, even ridiculous people as possessing worth and dignity? Cool. Does it pat itself on the back about doing that? Unfortunately, that has circled back around to patronizing.
Does your character make the lives of bit characters and nameless bystanders a priority, even when it distracts them from Important Plot Things? Nice! Does your character make a big production of/express a lot of angst about doing that? This only barely edges out "leaving them to die" in terms of my respect for said character.
Ordinary people are just as valuable and important as Our Heroes. But the narrative should have enough conviction about that to take it for granted, and let the audience catch up if need be. A Hero should definitely take it for granted, unless they're still in the process of becoming heroic.
Otherwise, I'm left with the sneaking suspicion that the writers don't really see this themselves.
#this is the distinction between what i tend to mentally categorize as 'hobbit-positive' stories#and ones that feel like they know they're SUPPOSED to be hobbit-positive but are struggling#lobelia sackville-baggins is a heroic figure by the end of lotr#but tolkien doesn't make a big song and dance about it or validate her by putting her next to the Actually Cool Characters(TM)#there's just the quiet revelation in amongst the other events that. huh. put under this kind of pressure lobelia was pretty amazing#and the other thing making me think of this was a moment in terror of the zygons where the doctor's escaping the ship#and frees the three humans they'd been impersonating on the way#it's barely even a story beat. they get to participate in destroying the ship and figuring out the enemy plans afterward#but actually rescuing them? it's so casual. and on the one hand that makes it not a Narrative Priority but also like. it's taken for grante#yeah those are people. the doctor doesn't need to think or talk about rescuing them he's just. gonna DO it#(is all of this lowkey an expression of my gripes about the tenth doctor era? maybe a /little./ sorry)#(i could also contrast the tenth doctor and daniel jackson's respective radiation poisoning deaths but these tags are long enough already)
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I am OBSESSED with this fucked up flamingo on my flamingo shirt. meet my new oc
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liam, attempting to flirt: says the worst possible thing
everyone else: live slug reaction
#murph and emily are so amused#siobhan is horrified#lou is planning liam's funeral#zac has fully dissociated from this interaction#and brennan...there is simply no categorizing that facial expression#dimension 20#d20#a crown of candy#acoc#ally beardsley#once again being the most unhinged person at the table#brennan lee mulligan#sorry but his fucking face. i can't.#stuff#dropout#crown of candy#liam wilhemina#this was with sir morris brie which was even more insane#this GROWN ASS MIDDLE AGED MAN????#liam........my poor fucking baby boy liam. he used to be a seed guy.#id like to reiterate to everyone that im on like episode 8 so NOBODY BETTER SPOIL ANYTHING
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oh yeah also jayvik are extremely orpheus and eurydice coded i don't make the rules
#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#jayce talis#jayce arcane#viktor arcane#jayvik#jayce x viktor#you mightve guessed that ive been listening to the hadestown soundtrack again recently#but anyways. jayce going back over and over and failing in timeline after timeline in the hopes that maybe this time. maybe just this once#he'll succeed and get his partner back#viktor putting the whole of his faith and trust in jayce that jayce will come back for him even though he fails again and again#but still viktor cannot imagine not believing in jayce one more time#the way the entire universe hangs in the balance of their bond oh man#i feel like jayvik is beyond categorization they're like the peak of classical romance which is not necessarily kisses and dating etc#but like the purest form of intimacy and affection. or something#i should write a fic abt this#anyways . idk . im a big fan of meljayvik so mel fits in here SOMEWHERE i just havent figured it out yet#if you made it to the bottom of this wall of tags here's a pie 🥧
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while I agree that some anti-generative AI arguments are weak and revealing (defense of copyright, or the nebulous idea of soul and what makes art Real Art) nothing's currently gonna shake the association between generative ai and conservative twitter techbros to me. Like I sometimes see "heh... the anti ai people are even more annoying than the ai people" posts and respectfully I still unfortunately use twitter and imo that is not fucking true
#to be clear I do Not like generative ai personally I just think a lot of people come at it from shitty angles on either side#and you've got people saying shit like. suggesting IP holding corporations should issue even more lawsuits#or hand waving any edge cases in regards to disability etc with 'everyone can learn to draw perfectly they're just not trying hard enough'#or trying to categorically define art based on presence of a human soul (subjective and religious concept)#none of this is as bad as twitter techbros though. the things they have to say about art aren't any better
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i don't know how to explain it but the way that some gurathin fans frame him as the only serious or competent human character on the presaux team while everyone else is "naive" is. very grating to me
#the murderbot diaries#presaux team#ratthi knows where he's needed and where he would be less helpful and murderbot is very protective of him but i dont think hes as naive#as people make him out to be#sorry i saw a. frustrating post that implied gurathin was the only one who accepted murderbot leaving in ASR. as if mensah didn't#openly accept it leaving and read its letter and understand. even if she was kind of sad at first#also not to be the 'friend whos too woke' but gurathin IS the only character who is presented most consistently as a white man#mensah is not STUPID she is kind she is by NO definition STUPID#(except maybe murderbot's definition. in ASR. who thinks gurathin is stupid too anyways)#pin-lee is. MASSIVELY competent. she's SCARILY competent.#bharadwaj is fantastically supportive and EXTREMELY essential to murderbot's development as she helps it process what it's been through#i. do not dislike gurathin. but lowkey i am Tired of the fandom pedestal he gets#putting minimal fandom/categorizing tags on this post i am still fairly new to this fandom
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[ID: a digital drawing of kristen and tracker from fantasy high cradling the moon. kristen's hand is on the dark side and tracker's on the light side. on kristen's side of the drawing are stars and she's holding a cowboy hat out of which are falling nacho chips and sauce, as well as wearing a 'kristen for president' sash. on tracker's side are snowflakes and coins, and she's holding a candy cane. additionally, there is a halo behind kristen's head. the second image is the reverse of the first. End ID]
#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#kristen applebees#tracker o'shaughnessey#trackerbees#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#this is an ancient drawing that i've been futzing with on and off forever#so i decided to just go ahead and finish it bcs i DO like its bones and i wanna share it#smts u just can't be fully satisfied w a piece and it is what it is#in the original drawing they were fully naked but i ended up giving them clothes#even tho its a bit antithetical to both their characters but. i dont want to get yelled on the Internet ssjkdsk#anyway yes fhjy did finally make me ship them#all i needed was for them to break up and get into a v complicated and nasty situation#i dont ask for much. give me two medics going for a fist fight bcs they can't navigate their tender and sexually charged situation#just UGH. theres three kinds of relationships in fh that ive loosely categorized#no one is the gorgug/zelda situation which is kind of casual and 'ure there so lets make out' and it doesn't last beyond the first hurdle#no two is the ayda/fig where they'll a 100000% get married and stay together for the next 70 years#and no three is the kristen/tracker#they're going to have a quasitoxic on and off relationship for the next ten years and they'll either find the versions of themselves that#can coexist and be together if the stars align or they'll have such a horrid fallout that they'll never speak again by the end of it#amongst the children that is. the parents are way more complicated but also simpler
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@hereticcryptid I appear to be slowly but surely developing an entire series about how Hensheng and Baxia apparently get fed up with their owners' inability to express their feelings and take matters into their own hands...
#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#jgy#nmj#nieyao#very sincerely this is a concept i keep coming back to and spinning around in my head#i find it unreasonably funny i want these swords revealing every tender feeling that these two are categorically incapable of admitting to#really i just want to bring the concept of e'ming and the general embarrassment hua cheng feels for his sabre at all times and throw it#into the mdzs world#can't quite bully the concept into an actual fic but i do love thinking about it and drawing art related to it#i assume nmj nearly went completely feral the first time hensheng shot out at him#like yup! he knew jgy was a snake! he's trying to attack him while his guard is down!!! well nmj is gonna deflect this fucking weak attack#and then SKEWER jgy and there's no way lxc can hold it against him!#except rather than deflecting hensheng baxia is a horrible traitor about it and instead he ends up getting cuddled by a touch-starved sword#0/10 nmj is having a horrible day he would genuinely have prefered jgy try to kill him (jgy would have ALSO prefered that as it happens)#(nhs on the other hand is having an AMAZING day when he sees it)#my art#THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT SENT ME PROMPTS!#this seriously helped get me through the day and made my evening so much better#i shall continue to go through them tomorrow after work as well 🥰🥰🥰#hensheng
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like man just the layers of internalized homophobia w john and paul are soooo crazy and depressing. bc it's literally just that like. paul knew he was in love, he knew he was jealous, and he knew he wanted to throw a fit about it. but he didn't feel he'd earned any of that, no matter how serious their relationship was, bc he was A Man and a relationship between two men could never hold the same weight as a relationship between a man and a woman. like john continually later referred to paul like an ex spouse/ex partner in life & they both saw each other that way but it just. wasn't allowed to be Real. no matter how real it was. and it also makes me think about that interview a few years ago where the interviewer referred to john as the love of paul's life and paul sputtered a "but the women!"
like. no matter how strongly they felt about each other or whatever depth of a relationship they had they just wouldn't let themselves feel it like it was as real a relationship as it was...... absolutely sickening. i feel eternally Terrible for the shit queer people had to go through i'm ngl
#i just have to stare at a wall abt that interview for a while again sorry guys#mclennon#i just need someone to shake him and go ike. you know it's okay to view your feelings for him as Serious even though he was a man right#like i don't think he's oblivious to his feelings i just don't think he lets himself categorize it as like.#as important as it is. to either of them.#ahhhh god
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i know i begged people to watch north of north but i'm already getting annoyed by the flood of lack of nuance enjoyers watching it
#can we stop categorizing people as either The Worst or Pure and Good#can we let people exist in the shades of gray#im gonna start defending ting even though i don't like him#he's extremely self absorbed but he IS a good dad and can we like? not just decide that siaja's ~under his spell or w/e because she sees th#also if you hate neevee get the fuck away from me#north of north#bye gonna take another two week hiatus from all social media
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*holds Dean Winchester up by the scruff of the neck* listen, it's not that i think bottoming would fix him--his problems and disorders are way too far gone for that--but i do think that getting artfully maneuvered into trying it by the only other human on earth with a hope of understanding all his goddamn hangups, only to discover that he's been a winner of the "body wired to experience earth-shattering prostate orgasms" lottery this entire time, all while Sam oh-so-solemnly insists it doesn't have to Mean Anything about anyone's masculinity, lots of guys etc etc etc, and manages to radiate only moderate levels of smugness about the whole incident--
well, i simply think that even if that wouldn't fix him, it would either give him a vigorous shake and a ready-made excuse ("fuck it, why look a gift pleasure button in, uh, whatever orifice it came with?") to let a whole bunch of shit go, or it would drive him into even more insane depths of overcompensation. and either way, the Study That Man Like A Bug girlies get to feast.
#for some unholy reason there is honest-to-god 'my take is Correct and Mandatory' top/bottom discourse in the maintags these days#so here's my contribution. a heartfelt pitch for putting this guy in an ant farm and studying him (I Want That Twunk Obliterated edition)#if you are categorically opposed to even entertaining the idea then great news! no one's making you! my taste isn't the boss of anyone!#in which case may i cordially invite you to help your team pull its goddamn weight in the Just Fucking Scroll Past That Shit olympics#wincest#dean winchester#sam winchester#supernatural
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