#evil robot bill

[jvlthecookiesblog]

⚡️🎸Old Evil Dudes!🎸⚡️

E.B and E.T, whole and old!

[bueller-alf]

bill and evil robot bill

[your-compadre-infinity]

I WANT EVIL BILL AND EVIL TED CONTENT PLS…

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome art 🤩 @littledozerdraws

duder doodles 🤘🎸💥

[doctorsiren]

sorry for the lack of posting, I’ve been swamped with doing art for finals as well as just end of the semester stuff, but I replayed Portal 2 this week and drew up some thumbnails for fun

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

my fav pic from the cards what are they doing. r they making them kiss. is that whats happening.

[notyoujamie]

Borrowing from the past: — Fourth + Twelfth

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome art 🤩 @tacogrande

hapy halloween tumblr dudes!!   🎃🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃

i hope u guys are safe and stay INDOOOOOOORORRS

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Stan that can manipulate his and every other living being's age at his will.

De-aging himself to easily escape and hide from criminals and cops tracking him down, taking the form of an old man to blend into a crowd, and when worse comes to worst, he transforms everyone he can touch into a toddler with no teeth and old geezers with bed knees so severe they can't even stand (he hates doing that bc it draws suspition to him very fast).

On a more silly note, he totally uses that power to mess with Ford and Fiddleford (and Bill if he's involved) when they're being annoying. “Oh were you saying something bud? Sorry I don't understand goo goo gaa gaa lol” (cut to a very pissed baby Fidds/Ford/Bord trying to lecture Stan but their vocal cords are not developed enough).

Hmmm. Are you perhaps aware of one piece's jewelry bonney? I ask because this is her exact power set, but if not it really is a fun one that keeps everyone guessing at how old you really are.

In any case, onwards.

Stan's not born with the power, but stumbles on it on his travels. Its super useful in quick escapes and distractions, makes it easier to crime under the radar when someone sees a kid pick a pocket then that kid vanishes, as an old man putters by. Needs to get somewhere small? Tiny body! Need to look harmless? Old man! No one knows how old he really is, changing it up to whatever suits his needs.

Then Ford comes a calling.

Stan rolls up, his actual age, knocks away, everything is the same right up to the fight. Why fight fair after all, when he can turn Ford into an old man (not a kid, not like this when they're at each others throats, it would just make everything hurt more). Ford is suddenly just, so old, and Stan's still yelling and things are falling apart, and Stan has the upper hand, being young and limber while Fords got aching joints and a bad back at the sudden old happening to his everything.

There isn't a brand, instead Stan just beats up his elderly brother, shoves his book into his hands, and storms off, leaving Ford to slowly scramble to shut off his portal while Stan slams the elevator button a million times and gets out of the basement. Ford wants him to leave? He'll leave, he'll go so far and so fast, no one from his past can ever find him. Why even try anymore if Ford doesn't want him for anything other than errands after all. Why get a million when the brother you'd do anything for just wants to use you and throw you away.

Except he has no money, his car is stuck in the snow, and there's a blizzard, and he Fords old man hobbling after him, ancient and kinda sad looking. Not so sad that Stan's gonna fix him (Ford will just tackle him, he knows it), but sad enough Stan doesn't want to leave just to make sure he doesn't keel over from a heart attack or something.

Ford wheezes into the house, just, so old, and wants Stan to fix what he did, explain what he did, and also take his book to the farthest edges of the earth.

Make me says Stan, child sized and full of energy as he sticks his tongue out at old man Ford and books it. Fords hit with so much heartache at seeing Stan so little, then annoyance as Stan is now hiding somewhere in the house until the storm passes and he can get his car free. Maybe take some of Fords loose cash with him, as reimbursement for wasting his time and breaking his heart.

Then shenanigans, as old man Ford is even more prone to snoozing and old man Bord is both not happy about being so old and also knows exactly where Stan's hiding. Then regular Stan is holding tiny kid Bord while he screams and hollers, full demon eyes and hissing at Stan. Sort of tucks him under his arm while he rages at the outrage of it all, and Stan figures he can stick around long enough to solve the demon problem and no one can make him leave anyway. Thats it though! Hes gonna solve Fords problem then they'll be even and Stan can be his own man!

Then more shenanigans as they fight off Bill, menace Fiddleford and his cult, and eventually reconcile.

[pinker4life]

The Super Cartoons' arch villains by Lilbob2000 on DeviantArt

This is my version of that Evil Syndicate.

I give credit to the original artists. Please like and comment. No mean comments.

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome art 🤩 @jelly-powder

oooo they’re so evil oooo they’re totally not gonna make out after destroying bill and ted’s place

[the-unofficial-village-idiot]

I gotta know if emma-may was into the whole death-robots thing

[katoska]

If Conrad hadn't been lying in Lucky Day and had just been mentally unstable, how do you explain his treatment of Ruby during his "reveal"? How do you explain the "ha, gotcha" at UNIT? Conrad and his friends sure acted like it had all been a big prank to use Ruby to get at UNIT, and I doubt they are all insane, so what was that? Though, tbh, I don't really understand what the rubbersuits were supposed to prove, anyway. UNIT very obviously did not fake these aliens.

I'll agree that Conrad seems a bit erratic, but that could just be bad writing because DW likes dramatic villains. It doesn't follow that he's just misguided.

Thank you for your ask. I'm gonna assume you've caught up with my previous posts about Conrad being a real conspiracy nutter, not a grifter (I ought to tag those). Not sure if this is going to make sense if you haven't.

I actually had some thoughts about that scene because the rubber suits tripped me up, too. I think I found an interpretation that works, but let's first get to Ruby:

tldr: The rubber suits were meant to cause doubt about UNIT/aliens in Ruby because Ruby seemed brainwashed, and then when it became clear that Ruby had a direct line to Kate and was on first-name basis with her, Conrad flipped.

I think Conrad's sudden cruelty to Ruby actually makes more sense under the reading that he genuinely believed UNIT was an evil organisation who faked aliens to scare people so the people in power remain in power, than if you believe that he was a grifter who faked a weeks-long relationship for his podcast, got his friends in on that plan, sort of admitted this live on camera and then was mean to his fake girlfriend still live on cam, while his ThinkTank friends are in the background wearing rubber suits.

As long as you don't believe that plan had really been about exposing UNIT to the world, that is.

Grifter or genuine conspiracy theorist, this plan wouldn't make him - or Think Tank - look good, has some massive holes, and is too morally shitty even as ends-justifying-means for me to believe that he'd get a whole friend group in on it. Which is why I think that that - it being a big, planned stunt - was a spontaneous lie to save face after a prank went wrong. It worked as accidental PR because Kate made the huge mistake of arresting them, and that arrest got backlash and got more people thinking that aliens could be faked, but I don't think it was planned that way, because the plan, frankly, would be dumb. If they thought UNIT was faking aliens bc aliens aren't real, they'd have assumed UNIT wouldn't show up for other people's fake aliens. If they thought UNIT was legit - which assumes that whole friend group is grifters - they all chose to mess with the Men in Black for a stunt with uncertain payoff and very real risk of getting hurt, so that'd be a terrible grift.

What I think happened is, Conrad and his friends did play that prank on Ruby, but it was to disprove aliens to Ruby by showing her how easy it is to convincingly fake those. Same as when Harry Houdini went around showing people the mechanics of doing a "seance", except Houdini afaik didn't pretend to be a medium and went "sike! Do you see now how fake this is?" to vulnerable people who believed they were going to talk to their dead spouse, cause that would be a bit fucked up.

I assume Conrad was supposed to play innocent to the end since the goal was to make Ruby doubt in aliens/UNIT without breaking up the relationship. Which, again, still fucked up, esp the "I can be the Doctor for you" part (which again does not fit the Big Planned Stunt narrative), but what can you do to deprogram someone if you can't trust The System? Fuck knows what "the Doctor" gave her, or what normal doctors would do if she went in for therapy now that most people seem to believe UNIT's narrative.

Cause, look, going by conspiracist!Conrad's POV, Ruby would've seemed extremely brainwashed. Conrad came into contact with a substance, next thing he sees a monster, then sees Ruby complaining about getting the same goo on her and hears her talking about monsters (and having visited the Beatles). He sees "the Doctor" give her some other substance to keep the monster away. Conrad spent alot of time researching UNIT, going as far back as the Yetis at least (1967, different "Doctor", different "friends" of the Doctor; we know some of his friends are never seen again), and then weeks listening to Ruby about her Season 1 adventures, about Goblins and Space Babies and getting trapped in a bass and about Gods, and how the Doctor is wonderful but she feels traumatised by her experiences, and he nods along while looking disturbed, because she sounds delusional. Like, even by Doctor Who standards, Ruby's adventures were bonkers. Conrad then literally stops his friend from interrogating Ruby about UNIT because Ruby was so upset in that scene, which doesn't fit at all with the mean dickhead - whether grifter or deeply unethical "journalist" - he later seemed to be.

The dickhead only came out after it became clear to him that poor, apparently brainwashed Ruby had a direct line to UNIT, could get them to ride in guns blazing, and was on a first name basis with Kate Stuart. This, to a paranoid alien-disbeliever, would not have looked good. It would have looked like she'd been In On It with UNIT all along, and had been dating and lying to the leader of anti-UNIT ThinkTank to throw him off their scent. Was Conrad or ThinkTank actually so important that UNIT would try to honey trap them? Ofc not, but try telling a conspiracy theorist that. I mean, a part of him knows that he's not important enough for them to take notice ("You don't even remember me, do you?"), but little logical inconsistencies like that would get in the way of his delusions of grandeur. So I think his evil monologue was basically a "Aha, you think you were tricking me by lying to me, pretending to like me to spy on me, but I was actually tricking you to spy on you! I never liked you anyway!" But I think him telling his friend in the pub to leave Ruby alone shows that he had cared about her, I don't see another explanation for that scene, cause it fits neither the "fake dating as unethical journalism for a good cause" nor "lying grifter" theories. It looks like he saw Ruby's pain as genuine - albeit misinformed - and didn't want to add to it.

If we go with the grifter interpretation, otoh, I'm supposed to believe he faked a weeks-long relationship (even the early clumsiness and the awkward moment after "if you have time for a quick one"??? Masterful manipulation, that one /s) for more subs and that he assumed that admitting on cam to faking the relationship wouldn't lose him fans. I'm supposed to ignore that he didn't take a medicine that he allegedly believed would work as advertised (anti-vaxx grifters still get their shots), and that he stormed UNIT HQ by himself even though grifters wouldn't do that. I'd have to take the obviously forced confession as true, and hand-wave multiple signs that the guy is not quite right in the head ("Did I imagine that?" re: being in the Tardis). Oh, also, I'm supposed to side with his abusive Mum and take her view that her son keeps making shit up as proof that he was always a pathological liar, even though we saw that little Conrad was being truthful and we saw him bring proof because he was clearly used to not being believed. Which is not surprising, because he was a kid, growing up in the Whoniverse, before aliens were acknowledged to exist.

And don't even get me started on what else people see in him based on the "grifter" interpretation. (Well, tbf, Wish World is repressive and conservative, but that's bc it's meant to invoke doubt in the Doctor specifically, so he gets shoved in the closet and has a boring office job and has to listen as Conrad taunts him on his way to work that UNIT employee Jo Grant the Doctor's companions leave him and his adventures behind to get married and have babies. And yet, when the Doctor himself said "you'd be saving [Kate by marrying] her", it did not cause a slip for him, cause yeah, he does consider a domestic life safer, at least compared to some jobs).

[stargiirl27]

evil bill and ted would love cocaine I think

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome art 🤩 @barbequebarf

doodles (ft ET and EB in tha middle bc i love them) + a lazy ref sheet that i only made to keep colors lol

[awesomefridayca]

Podcast: Speak No Evil & The Wild Robot

Greetings programs! This week on the show, we’re talking about two new-to-home video releases. First up, Speak No Evil is a remake of a 2022 Danish film starring James McAvoy. Then we dive into the world of The Wild Robot, a lovely new film from Dreamworks Animation starring the vocal talents of Lupita Nyong’o, Pedro Pascal, and more! Join us! Continue reading Podcast: Speak No Evil & The…