#exists. holy FUCK dawg

[callie-flower]

do you ever think about how godot didnt trust anyone with his medical issues but he did trust phoenix

hold on a second. i didn't even think about this but you're cooking

[i-exist-i-guess28]

will wood songs be like

*funky piano* what gender am i

morality is stupid and doesnt exist

im so fucking drunk holy shit

we're all gonna die one day (^-^)

I haven't eaten for three days.

acab

cowboy time !!! oh and drugs ig

i should be in a psych ward

yoo remember when we thought the world was gonna end? me neither

who am i

I'm so sorry for not showing you emotional vulnerability and I really love you, and trust me I'm trying to make those repairs to show you more love, and I'm trying to improve myself.

cum on me please

vampire prettyboy wants to suck your blood TODAY!!!!(with your consent ofc)

rats all the rats i want to be a rat let me be a rat

You will actually sob nonstop for ten minutes.

hey dawg you see that culture over there yeah fuck that

wow im so gosh darn normal (im lying please help me)

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 38 ramble

why is this spotify ad in spanish??? i don't?? speak spanish????

ok anyway i'm a little late we may notice and we will disregard this 🙏

i didn't read the content warnings today we're going in blind!! also we're really close to a hiatus and i'm distraught

is this colin's house i hear the fish tank

yeahhh i was right

alice honey you can't go crazy for him 😭😭😭 gaslight yourself and run

celia tell her the truth celia tell her the truth right fucking now she needs so much help

celia please. celia please.

let me see i love chemistry i'll help fr

gwen 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this is. literally a conversation tim and jon had. piss off 'boss' dawg

FREEDRICK???? how do british people pronounce fredrick

isn't that what you do when people are choking

ooh a diary how did freddie get this

guitar DOES hurt

THE STRANGER THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE STRANGER I CAN FEEL IT IN MY SOUL

oh i think i just accidentally swallowed some soap one second

oh boy the pigs are changing

also the dates have me thinking about like were the fears sent here and then it altered the timeline completely as if they had always existed or was the time not aligned like it was 2021 in that universe and like 1880 in this one i feel like that doesn't make sense

ok i'd shit myself if this happened to me THEY HAVE TEETH NOW???

bloody teeth even this is terrible

this is like if the monster pig went to not!sasha's domain

WHO KNOWS GERMAN PLEASE SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS FOR ME I NEED TO KNOW

😨

this is not the vibe i think

ham sandwich 😭😭 this poor kid holy shit

this is crazy i think AWWWW alice was so surprised

the strangerrrrrrrrr 🤡 or the equivalent in this universe

this IS risky

INSANE INSANE INSANE I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU CRAZY THING TO SAY

mr who?

trial run?

gwen i've stood by your side for a while but i'm getting worried honey are you gonna be evil

[meiguicha]

TIFU by going out to eat hotpot

Jiaoqiu x Reader - Reddit exists AU

last one trust, also this one is kinda,,,,, graphic

r/tifu ~ 4 days. ago

Greenhills_Bluerivers

im literally shaking while typing this out so if theres ten million typos please ignore it, im really gfigtihing for my life rn.

im in a relationship with a healer from the alchemy commission and i swear this is important. we both like eating hotpot since its really convenient for the both of us to share food and chat without worrying about other not eating as much.

my partner also really likes eating spicy food, like ring of fire in the aftermath spicy, and usually my stomach can tolerate it. even then, usually he gets me something to soothe my internal organs if i complain enough.

i woke up kinda iffy today but since we had agreed to go out for lunch after what it seemed like forever having meals apart, i ignored it for the sake of our time together.

bad fucking idea.

lunch time rolled around and i clocked out to meet up with my partner. he could kinda sense that something was off but i reassured him by saying i was just hungry so we just trudged on. one system hour later my stomach was gurgling like the pot itself and i was starting to get aches so bad i thought i had blood parasites nipping at my intestines inside me.

again i thought maybe my stomach was just unused to the spice after so long so i ignored it again.

wrong again.

abouy five minutes after this revelation i hade to sprint to the nearest toilet because holy fucking shit any second later and i think id just end up exploding into a flesh balloon of chilli broth and excrement.

im now desperately trying to maintain my dignirty while i can hear my partner cackling outside. sure he was concerned at first but now hes just laughing at my expense like a monster.

its like an actual active war in here. the stench is clogging my nose, my every muscle is working overtime as what must beliquid death just bursts out, i fear my heart is going to give out on me and my last moments will be here on this toilet. ive debated stripping entirely naked nbceause i can feel my every hair follicle on my skin rn and i think every orifice on my body has some kind of fluid cmoming out due to the sheer pain that im beunr put through.

i think my partner has disappeared because i cant hear him sniggering anymore and im pretty sure hes abandoned me to die in this embarassing moment. i can only thank myself that his boss and colleague isnt here too becayse otherwise i would never live this down.

Edit:

ive lost at least half my body weight. my partner had to give me a doctors note to get me out of work. hes put me on a strict diet now just to recover but i can still hear him sniggering. listen to your body kids.

GalacticBaseballer069 ~ 4 days. ago ~ OP i think i just saw you run into the toilet TileGamer4ever ~ 4 days. ago ~ Why are you somehow on every thread?

user0078203 ~ 2 days. ago ~ dawg your partner sounds like my doctor

MerlinsFalcon ~ 1 day. ago ~ So that's why you looked like you were put through the wringer when i visited

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #22

Guys I'm gonna be so fr I couldn't even think of anything to put at the beginning of this post. We're reading PKNA #18: Ancient Future that's all I got 😭 it's my last 2 weeks of the semester give me a break

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THEY'RE ON A DATE OOOOOOOOOOO

What a nice night surely nothing could go wro-

nvm I forgot that this Duckburg is a crime-ridden hellscape worse than St. Canard

snoozer abuse </3

Ok so for the record, I'm fully convinced that whoever was responsible for this comic just played a game of DnD and was like "holy shit... I could put this in a duck comic" and that's why this chapter exists. And like I don't know a lot about the behind the scenes of this chapter but I haven't seen anything to prove me wrong sooo

Huge shoutout to the subplot here of Uno just fucking around with these robber guys, I love him

GUYS WOAHH NO WAY NEW ORB CHARACTER JUST DROPPED!!

Oh wait nevermind it's just like a crystal ball thing it's not alive

Bro is loredumping and PK doesn't give a fuuuuck he might be me

*squints* is that Odin's mansion

Lyla Lay the most beautiful and stunning woman in the whole wide world and then PK who is just like some little gremlin man

Ok so (spoiler for the ending of this comic I guess) I know this isn't actually the real Lyla but GOD please tell me it's still canon to her design that she has a big fucking rocket in her chest cause like COME ON. IT'S SO COOL. I love when Lyla does freaky robot shit and she should do it more often. She should just straight up vaporize people actually, I'd support her.

STOP SHUTTING HER DOWN DONALD YOU'RE RUINING IT

THE X-TRANSFORMER GOT THAT DAWG IN IT, WOOF

haha uh oh!! that sounds bad

Oh brother not THIS guy again (((person who actually really likes the Raider hey bud what's up how's the kid))

He misses his wife

Crying PK is third wheeling so bad

No Lyla always looks like that idk what you're talking about

FRIEND?!?!?! NO WAYYYY YOU GUYSSS WE'RE FIXING HIM. EVEN IF THIS ISN'T THE SAME RAIDER PROBABLY

Uno scolding Donald like a mom who's mad that her son stayed out late. "You should've left me a NOTE before you got vaporized to another dimension young man!!!"

"ok now tell me everything :333"

Don't worry guys we're not done yet cause it's time for BURTON LA VALLE.... yay....

ok but like who gaf about burton la valle BOOO BOOOOO BRING BACK TRIP!!! at least the art is nice

Mf used the word BOMBASTIC 💀

AAAAAAH THIS IS A DONALD DUCK COMIC YOU CAN'T SAY ASS!!!

Oh so they're from Earth

WHO KEEPS PUTTING THE R SLUR IN THESE COMICS 😭😭😭

Ok NOW I'm done. The only thing I really have to say about the main comic is that I really wanna know where the actual Lyla was during all this, cause presumably the evil droid thing was there from the very beginning all the way at the restaurant. And also I'm a little sad that Donald and Lyla didn't actually get to eat dinner together cause that would've been cute... platonic or romantic is up to you idc either way.

I will also add that this comic piques my interest just a little more on reread, specifically in regards to The Organization and some of their later developments that I'm not allowed to spoil. But like there's food for thought here that might come back later.

I miss Trip.

[kawaiibarty]

my favourite fics (or fics that i remember at all)

ive been a fandom collector since i was 12 so this is basically just me trying to remember my favourite ones in... no particular order.

major exposure time:

whatsapp - yuri on ice, text fic. wattpad 100+ chapters. victuuri, otayuri, emickey, basically all of them are gay and highschool students in a gc. it made me giggle shut up

the pakhan's jewel - yuri on ice. ao3. completed, 150k words, 23 chapters. abo with alpha victor and omega yuri. arranged marriage. super smutty uhm shut up i was literally only a kid

kill your darlings - harry potter marauders. ao3, completed 303k words, 28 chapters. college au. angsty asf but not the worst, trust. jegulus, wolfstar, rosekiller

a brief history of dragons - the only fic to ever exist. ao3. 23k words, 3 chapters. completed. wolfstar. just...wolfstar. it's so good please go read it

nights after dreams - oh boy...where do i begin???? i was there since the beginning. like. you don't get it chat. 2.5 MILLION WORDS, 754 CHAPTERS, fucking ONGOING. longhaul victuuri carrying on after season 1. angst and happy and happy and angst and uGH SO FUCKING GOOD. mature rating ig

way down we go - beautiful drarry fic. werewolf harry. after the war. setting: america. ao3, completed, 109k words, 29 chapters. almost everyone is gay. lookin at you romione.

dear your holiness - fleabag vibes galore. priest remus lupin. need i say more. completed. ao3, 140k words, 12 chapters. oh it's also a band au. smutty.

blackbird - first ever drarry fic, i think. absolutely amazing. werewolf harry again. i don't remember if there's smut. WATTPAD, completed, 22 chapters. (the writer's other shit is also very good so give their profile a looksie‼️)

four to the end (series) - long haul series of the marauders through their years at hogwarts. remus pov. ongoing (book three is currently underway with a regular posting schedule). each book is about 600—700k words

only the young - jegulus, read my daughter's fic rn. deaf!regulus, coda james. need i fuckin say more???? ongoing.

bare my heart to the stars in paris - i uhm...oh...well uh yeah. it's like that sometimes. victuuri. omegaverse...ao3 type shit yk. incomplete. most likely abandoned but yeah. super smutty. a lot of smutty.

blackbird - TW WORLD WAR 2 so expect all the shit that comes with that. victuuri, completed 107k words. 7 chapters.

where the cliff meets the sea - victuuri, pirates au. explicit. ao3. again tw for many things involving that period, such as racism and homophobia

clandestine - never ever in my life cried for a fic before. anyway. jegulus. slow burn. regulus pov. trans reg. tw for a lot of internalised and external homophobia/transphobia. 142k words. completed. 47 chapters.

dragon prince and winter swan - a song of ice and fire au, victuuri, slow burn. 121k words. completed.

twist of fate - drarry, 302k words, completed, memory loss fic. fic is from 2012 chat holy camoli. super angst. 4th year type shizzle.

astra inclinant - now i know we love scorbus bUt. i raise you scorpius x james sirius. come onnnn tell me you're not tempted by best friends brother AGAIN lolz anyway it says 37/38 but im pretty sure its finished (i havent finished reading it myself but alas) 336k words yorh my bruh.

blackberry jam - wattpad fanfiction, drarry. 46 parts SO FUCKING GOOD

flowershop boy - a fucking wattpad drarry classic folks. freckled draco for life dawg

TEXT TALK ISSNXKDNSJNXJDDN WOLFSTAR DJENDKFMDMDK

beneath a big blue sky - wolfstar, side jily. ao3 completed. 10 chapters.

zanko - FUCKING BEAUTIFUL 1OOk words, 16/16, victuuri. edo period historical yup yup

um...reblog with updates???? idk

[palesweetscherryblossom]

Also like little question. If Overhaul will be thing, you get me right?, then will he live alone or might he be with also a partner or just be the leader of the Shie Hassaika (idk how to wrote Hasaika?) And if he doesn't live alone will there be a chance of Chronohaul happening? Totally understand if not.

Completely other idea, maybe Eri can exist too as a "hatchling" of Overhaul. But she was either stolen from a bad home, was homeless or like already manipulated and therefore she is a good hatchling. And when Tomura and Dabi see that they may feel quite jealous about that fact that all their hatchling does it hate them, crying and fighting back. And they may use it to guilt trip the reader since they can't be such a good hatchling or Overhaul may use it to get them to agree to the rebirth of their hatchling via the lake/well/manipulation ect. And if that manipulation like works and the child is a good hatchling and Tomura and Toya are so damn happy that their squeaker loves them back like time passes. Maybe like 10 years or something. And their memories slowly come back. Because Kai didn't know that the rebirth/manipulation needs to be done every like 10 Years. And so they remember, right? First they become more distant or cautious of their parents and that behavior of course strikes them as weird. But every time they talk the now adult child turn hostile to the situation and completely closes up and denies everything. And maybe at done point they know like everything again. And are scared, but they try to act cool since the Nagas still think the child is manipulated. And so like since the child is an adult they can go hunting on their own. But then one day they meet Izuku again. And long story short through whatever mechanism. For example Izuku following them secretly back to the nest. The now very adult man murks Tomura and Dabi. But like when he does the Nagas don't recognize him fully and like they still think of readsr as a hatchling and so they protect them with everything. And die or are deadly harmed and passed out from blood loss/exhaustion protecting what they loved most. And when the reader it taken back by Izuku there is a whole latter of guilt trip. Cause on one hand they loved their parents over the last 10 years but now "they" have killed them. And they can't feel really ay home with Iilu cause of that guilt and them blaming themselves cause one just cannot simply throw 10 years of a great family relationship away like nothing had happened. And so they don't feel good, not at all. It is not what they wanted. The guilt eating them alive day and night. All the sleepless night thinking about if things would have been different. Maybe if they never remember maybe if Izulu just took them with him and ram away as far as possible. They feel alone in their bed....and cold....lonely.

Dawg, I’m fucking sobbing like holy shit.

If Reader did stay and grow up with Shigadabi and Izuku did kill them, Reader would feel utterly guilty about it. They’d probably end up killing Izuku and running back to the forest, or just letting their grief consume them to the point of numbness.

The reason why Overhaul has beef with Shigaraki is because Shiggy ratted Overhaul’s nest out. (A group of snakes is called a nest I think.) Shiggy did so by guiding a hunter to Overhaul’s nest and essentially framing the dude for stealing livestock.

Cause Nagas can be friendly and sometimes even guide humans, Shiggy only was revealed as the culprit after he was caught stealing a sheep. Overhaul was just vibing with his group till he lost his entire group and family.

Shigaraki only fucked his shit up further after Overhaul sought revenge for his group’s death, only for Shigaraki to brutally tears his tail and arms really badly.

Kai has to rely upon hypnotism and his venom to catch his meals, that’s how bad Shigaraki ruined him.

Saving Reader and keeping their location secret from Shigadabi is essentially his fuck you to them.

“You took something from me and I take something from you” kinda deal.

Eri was Kai’s adopted child as he was a decent parent in this AU, he was devoted to his mate and nest. Loosing them all utterly destroyed him.

[deathbirby]

I'm gonna Go There for a second: for a bunch of fuckers who won't shut up about being the OnLy PeOpLe with reading comprehension, them thinking that the Nabateans committed ANY genocide at all is, ironically enough, them not comprehending what they're reading.

"[The False God] will bring extinction to all children of men, and salvation to all beasts of the land, sky, and sea. For the children of men who spilled too much of the blood of life, it promises only cruel retribution. The False God must be defeated before the world sinks into a watery grave. To this end, the children of men have erected pillars of light upon the land. Thinis, Malum, Septen, and Llium were utterly destroyed. Those lands have vanished from this world. Yet even still, the False God stands. And soon, a flood aptly named Despair will drown this world.

The children of men fled to the depths of the earth, beyond the sight of the False God, beyond the embrace of the sacred sun, and beyond the reach of the waters of Despair. They swore a fervent oath of revenge against the surface world, ruled by beasts, and against their tormentor, the False God."

What this is saying:

Sothis will bring extinction to all children of men... who have already killed too many people. Meaning by this own propaganda's logic she is NOT bringing extinction, she's just killing specific people who have done horrific deeds to OTHER PEOPLE already

Sothis had not and has not flooded the world. "must be defeated before the world sinks into a watery grave" "And soon, a flood aptly named Despair will drown this world" - all the language pretty much explicitly says that she hasn't done shit, they just arbitrarily think she will and went underground because of this arbitrary belief. AND, even if there WAS a flood... obviously it DIDN'T bring about the apocalypse?? Because we can, like???? Play the fucking game in Fodlan??? Which has plenty of nature in it that's just fine and NOT soaked in water??? So either there wasn't a flood and the Agarthans were COMPLETELY wrong, or there WAS a "flood" of some kind and it didn't do anything like "sinking the world into a watery grave" and the Agarthans were STILL wrong.

"To this end, the children of men have erected pillars of light upon the land. Thinis, Malum, Septen, and Lilum were utterly destroyed... Yet even still, the False God remains." Meaning that despite these lands still standing, the propaganda details shock at Sothis being alive. Meaning that CLEARLY, it was THE AGARTHANS that fucking blew up those lands in an attempt to kill Sothis, not the Nabateans. Meaning that FUCKING CLEARLY, it was THE AGARATHANS that nearly killed all of humanity, NOT THE FUCKING NABATEANS. Of course they would blame the Nabateans for it, because they need a scapegoat to cover for their fumble of the fucking millennium - OF FUCKING COURSE they're not going to say "in our attempt to murder Sothis for no reason we the Agarthans killed scores and scores of Agarthans, our bad dawg" and the fact that people like that mod and that reblogger ACTUALLY FUCKING BELIEVED THEM AT THEIR WORD is absolutely ASTONISHING ("NeItHeR tHe AgArThAnS nOr NaBaTeAnS cAn Be CoNsIdErEd UnBiAsEd SoUrCeS" SHUT THE FUCK UP you could ONLY FUCKING THINK the Nabateans were oppressors BY TAKING THE AGARTHANS'S WORDS AT FACE VALUE AND COMPLETELY IGNORING THE NABATEANS' holy good GOD does that shit piss me off).

And just. "Nemesis was still considered a liberator even though Rhea rewrote history!!" yeah because evil tyrants have NEVER EVER EVER forced their oppressed people to unironically revere them as gods before!! With that sort of national brainwashing being something that becomes CULTURAL FACT and something that is EXTREMELY FUCKING HARD to erase, that definitely doesn't exist!! I bet Kim Gung Un really is such a swell guy, ask anyone from North Korea!! MY GOD these people would fall into Scientology just by LOOKING at a poster for it I swear.

Sorry that you have these assholes all over your post, they are legitimately infuriating with how blatantly they just repeat the worst kind of rhetoric with zero self-awareness

PREACH IT ANON! PREACH IT!!!

The Agarthan propaganda piece even admits they started the entire fucking thing lmaoooo. It was a self fulfilling prophecy.

[h3rmess]

Do u want to hear a fun fact about me ?😍 yes? Wow!.

In 2023 august I had a painful tooth ache for 2 days. My mom tried planning an appointment for me at the dentist, but specifically during the week of 21-28 (I don't know I'm bluffing, but late august) they were BUSY. They were supposedly packed.

So my jaw becomes swollen, like REALLY swollen. My sharp jaw (that doesn't exist)? GONE. It was SWOLLEN. I looked HORRIBLE. my mom like "tf happened to u" so shes like, "bro PLEASE make an appointment. Hello???" and the dentist is like "nah dawg we got too much. Go to the ER or something."

Its now the 3rd day ish of it, and like 7 p.m. my mom like "vivian cmon beta we gotta go to the ER." And I'm like "HOLY SHIT." because I have a very high immune system. I hardly get sick. When I do, its not BAD (it kinda is, but whatev. because early 2023, I believe I got a really bad stomach bug. But other than that, I haven't been sick)

The nearest hospital (for context I live in a city, but right at the point where its like the border of the suburb and the city iykwim) was like 40 FLIPPING minutes. Or 30. IDK, I was pretty "WHAT THE FUCK" in this moment. My mom freaking hate car rides mostly. In my opinion, its because of the crazy ass drivers that drive their kids to school buts that a whole different topic. We drive to the hospital and since my ugly siblings weren't coming, I got the whole back seat to me. I get like a typical check up when we like sign in. their like "wait, we got patients" so we wait.

We ended up waiting like a whole hour.

When its my turn to go, I don't remember, but I'm in a small hospital room. They check my swollen jaw for like something idk.

also WEIRD encounter alert: the doctors (3 males, 2 very elderly men) but 1 was actually checking me. So he inserts his finger in my mouth. I swear to GOD he says "deep" just DEEP when he inserts his FINGER in my MOUTH. my MINOR mouth. My CHILD mouth. The 2 elderly men laugh. FUCKING LAUGH. like I swear to JESUS, my dead grandma, and that is all holy, I never felt anything more uncomfortable than fhat. And my MOTHER. The women that BIRTHED me was WATCHING. SITTING right in front of ME. Like I was still a petween (whatever its called) at the time!! Like HELLO??Remember my jaw was SWOLLEN. I couldn't SPEAK. I couldn't sing my fight song!!!

But thankfully they leave. I get an different doctors (2 lovely men) after that. Now its almost 8:30 pm.??.

also funny encounter (whatever considered funny to u hermes) the main doctor because the other doctor it was his first day at the job asked me how'd I like my water. I say small ice because like I mean a small quantity of ice. And he's like "okay your Highness" So ig that was funny.

Now heres the dumbness of me really comes because idk if the cat scan takes place before the funny encounter or after. But probably after if I had to guess. I don't know a cat scan is. So their fucking wheel chairing me to the cat scan room. Like pushhhhhhhh. I wanted to laugh but it hurt to speak. The cat scan itself was pretty kewl. I saw light buzzyear and woody anf other fictional characters. It was pretty weird to take off your shoes in a room full of adults but k.

i finished the cat scan. It was mostly looking up inside a literal tube canal thing. but light buzz year was innit so I'm pretty cool with it. Im back in my room now. They tell my mom something. Im staying in this hospital over night. Like I'm healthy mostly. I ain't ever get sick. Especially to the point of hospitalization. I've never been hospitalized at this point of my years of living.

So this is part 1 :p srry for info dumping.

Vivian lore!! >_<

HELP THIS IS SO INTERESTING

those damn doctors better get their hands off you unless they wanna see my alpha side 😈😈

[milesworld96]

GIRLLLL IM WATCHING COLLISION RN

AND THAT INTRO WAS SO🤯🤯😍, RICKY AND ADAM WERE FUCKING COOKING LAST NIGHT, HOLY SHIT😭😭‼️ THAT WHOLE SEGMENT WAS FUCKING GOLD DAWGS, THAS CRAZY. CHRISTIAN AND RICKY ALSO LOOKED SO FINE LIKE😍😍😍😍😍💯💯💯, FTR was kinda 😕 tho. Expected more ngl💔. (Bro I fr need Jack Perry to go back w Chris and be assholes together‼️ let Nick and Jack have the father they need. Also need junglecorpse back on my screen when Darby returns)

Also the MJF video was so sweet, glad they did that after the shit they pulled on dynamite. Love you mjf💛 #standuptojewishhate

That Samoa Joe v Willie Mack was pretty good too, I love when meaty men beat the shit out of each other😋😋

CJ PERRY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ ON MY TV⁉️⁉️⁉️ GIRL YOU LOOK SO PRETTYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 also Action Andretti🤨 back the fuck up, that seemed a lil to iffy for me man😒 MIRO IS THE ONLY ONE‼️‼️💯

OMF OMF OMF DANHAUSEN ALERT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ EEEEEEENAHAHSJJSKAKSJDNSN OMLLLLLLL I CANNOT WAIG FOR HIM TO COME BACK, I HOPE HE’S EVILHAUSEN AND HE GOES AFTER ORANGE CASSIDY. EVEN THO I LOVE THEM 2GETHER, I STILL WANNT EVILHAUSEN BACK MORE. EVILHAUSEN IS 🔛🔝 (not to mention, I am extremely biased when it comes to my favorites💀 ily Cassidy but…..)

I love your swag aura and feral dog personality Juice, you r such a dick. OMG WAIT JAY WHITE JUST PROPOSED TO JUICE ROBINSON🤯🤯🤯 LOVE WINS🥺🥺🥹❤️❤️. Still have troubling feelings over you bro sorry💔💔💔 but congrats on getting married tho🥹 (when is the wedding TK💥💥)

Bro I forgot Dustin Rhodes existed🤯😨 you ain’t winning bro

Omg Nick Wayne, my little Persian cat🩵 OH GIRL A SIT DOWN INTERVIEW W YOUR MOM PRESENT ⁉️ RIP DUDE, I WOULD NEVER. HAVE FUN😭😭

OMFFFFGGF KYLE FLETCHER MY BBGGGGGG😍😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ you’re so 💚💚💚 omg the ass eaters are here🤯 (got nothin gainst them, they just make me kinda uncomfortable. They silly tho so Idrc🤷‍♂️) bro seeing Kyle got me missing Mark rn💔💔

NAHHHHH NOT DADDY ASS AND BOWENS GIVING CASTER RELATIONSHIP ADVICE ON HOW TO APPROACH MJF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AINT NO FUCKING WAY, THEY REALLY TRYNA PUSH MAX2. glad Daddy ass and Bowens being good friends tho 🩷 OMMMMGGG ANGELO AND DANIEL ON MY TV😍😍😍😍 HIIIIIIIIII💁‍♂️🩷 let Daniel Garcia dance💔 (ALSO STOP TRYING TO BREAK THEM UP, LET GARCIA ANGELO AND DADDY MAGIC BE A HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY)

Oooooo girl KRIS AND SKYE😍😍😍 can’t wait 4 Willow and Skye’s official heel turn💙💜. Love how aggressive they getting. GOOD LORD, THEY BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER🤯 OMGGGGGG WILLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

KYLE STOP, YOU SAYING YOU LOVE AND MISS DAVIS IS GONNA MKE ME FUCKING SOB. WAIT OH SHIT OH FUCKING SHIT KENNY OMEGA VS KYLE FLETCHER ON DYNAMITE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ TK YOU FEEDING US RIGHT MAN😍😍😍😍

OH GOOD FUCKING LORD, RUSH😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 HOW IVE MISSED UR PROMOS AND MATCHES. PLS COME BACK TO ME

KEIIITHHH HAIIIIII :3 !!!, nah they got turbo from Wreck it Ralph in the ring😨🤯 (bro fr looks like Wreck it Ralph’s Turbo and hulk holgan😨😨) FUCK YEAH, Keith won :33 . Moriarty i forgor u existed💔

MIROOOOO 😍😍‼️ YES YES DUDUSUAU MIROOOOO GOOD LORD THIS IS FOR ME, I AM THE DEMOGRAPHIC THIS IS FOR. RIP ANDRETTI RIP ANY OTHER MAN, MIRO AND CJJJJJ ❤️❤️❤️

Oh fuck this match….it’s so😍😍😍 I really do love men who are absolutely ballistic. I love my old men😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯🔛🔝 DAMN CHRIS FOLDED LIKE CRAZY😭😭😨 I want them to maul each other even more. OH MY FUCK THIS MATCH IS MAKING ME GO FUCKING INSANE. I CANT DO THIS. OML THESE MEN. BIG BILLL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ RICKKY THANK YOU OMFFFHFDHSHHSJSJSJSH RKSYYGSDBVKHSDGVKHAKEUCG🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 NAH RICKY WHY YOU OUT COLD ON THE GROUND💀💀 nah Chris and Ricky hold back they big ass bfs💀💀 NAHHHHHHHH THEY FUCKING KILLED NICK RIP BRO😭

[dudewithchapstick]

fiona apple is such a banger like i am stuck listening to her entire discography because nothing else is as good like holy shit this woman is just a fucking innovator with the shit shes put out ?????? idk how i didnt find her sooner but mannnn her music itches all the right places in my brain like currently Cosmonauts is on loop because theres these couple lyrics that im having a moment with

"when you resist me, hon, i cease to exist / because i only like the way i look, i look into your eyes / and when you come back / you commemorate the penetration of the sun / into the deep dark sky" LIKE THIS IS MUSICAL LIKE GENIUS, A BANGER, AND IM LILE RELATING TO IT THAT IS THE PINNACLE OF MUSIC DAWG

[passionesolja]

It’s like 12am and I’m still shaken up.

I go from feeling fine to having panic attacks thinking I’m gon be dead by Monday.

This fuckass job isn’t worth the terror it’s putting me through. I’m not fucking ready to die cause some psychopathic man thinks just bc I was polite and helpful at my customer service job that I like him.

Im a man. Holy shit. Im a man. In my own head, I exist as a male but then I get in shit like this and remember that to creepy old men, I’m not a young man who’s just being nice—but I’m “interested” in them.

I can’t die never having transitioned. Never doing what the fuck I wanna do.

This shit is eating me alive dawg I’m really fucked up over it. I have a lot of trauma around shit like this and having this happen has just spirialed me

All I want to do rn is cut all my hair off (need a haircut in general), but a binder, disappear, and finally live my truth. Idgaf anymore

[powerfulantonella]

WOW I CONJURED EROS FROM THAT TOMATO SAUCE MEANING I CAN HAVE ANYTHING FROM MY IMAGINATION WOW ITS EFFORTLESSLY TANGIBLE WOW I WAS RIGHT HOLY SHIT HE CAME FROM MY IMAGINATION... WOW ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING I DESIRE CAN FULLY COME FROM MY IMAGINATION WOW ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE I DESIRE ALONG WITH MY DESIRED OUTCOMES AND SITUATIONS THAT COMES WITH THEM IS EFFORTLESSLY MANIFESTED INTO THE TANGIBLE FROM MY IMAGINATION AND GUESS WHAT DEATH DOESNT EXIST IN MY IMAGINATION SO OFC A WHOLE REALITY WHERE DEATH DOESNT EXIST IS EFFORTLESSLY POURING FROM MY IMAGINATION INTO TANGIBLE REALITY! WOW I SEE I WAS FUCKING RIGHT DAWG I SEE IM FORMIDABLY HEALED ON GAG-INDUCING LEVELS WOW THAT "THING" FROM TOMATO SAUCE WAS MY CAT! BEING CONJURED INTO LIFE! IM AN IMAGINATION BECOMING AWARE OF ITSELF AND NOW INSTEAD OF BEING THE IMAGINED, IM THE IMAGINER. WOW SO RECENTLY I VOMITED SO IM BOUTA FIND OUT WHAT HEAVILY VOMIT-INDUCING SITUATION HAS BEEN HEALED INTO MY OWN FAVOR!

[lotusarchon]

I get yall's angle about the blatant misinformation people spread about Nezha but do you really have to be ableist?? You're not doing a lot to help your point when you have to be ableist to do so. I get it's your friend, but you allowed them to keep saying that shit and they didn't even apologize themselves (and went on to say they weren't ableist even with their blatant ableism) come on. You can do better than that, just because people are dumb about this topic it's not an excuse to be blatantly ableist.

Whoa, hold your panties there dude. Assuming you read the comments (wild shit I know), where on earth was I albeist??

I'm not a Neanderthal, Chief. Either you're the same dude that involved yourself or you're someone else, regardless my point remains. I am heavily aware being albeist is fucked up.

I believe my friend chose to apologize but I can't remember because I've been more concerned over my own personal life right now, but yes, I do think they apologized and I chose to apologize on their behalf because I'm aware of how fucked up it is.

Does it excuse the insult? No, not at all and I'm aware of that. I'm not defending my friend on the autistic comment, I just don't want them to be attacked and harassed.

Again. I'm assuming you want to add flames to an already brewing fire, but where on earth was I, the person that made the post and chose to have a civilized conversation, was anywhere near albeist?? Where did I say I'm okay with my friend's comment either 🤔 aside from stepping in to stop the petty insults, and I believe my friend attempted to apologize. It wasn't a good apology but it was one, and the people affected aren't obliged to accept the apology either, because that IS a fucked up thing to say.

I have no idea who you are. But go into the comments, find the people involved in that argument, and bring up your problem with them.

Hongtao is my friend, I don't want them to be fucking harassed. Yes, I agree the albeist comment was fucked up, but respectfully they tried to apologize and don't bring this up with ME???

Bro. Listen, right. I have my own rental health to deal with including trying to understand if I possibly have BPD or if I'm just going crazy. I've been on the internet, I've been through my fair share of companions who've shared their experiences about autism. There's a reason I've avoided writing + bringing up topics about mental illnesses like this; I don't know shit and I don't want an inaccurate portrayal. Holy shit my friend Oliver jokes I'm fucking autistic with the things I've spoken to him about too. I'm not an insensitive bitch.

So, points being made;

1) Did I make the autistic insult? Nope.

2) Did I encourage my friend to do it? Also no.

3) Did I choose to apologize for my friend to the person who was insulted because it was genuinely fucked up? Yes.

4) Did my friend apologize? Yep, even if the apology wasn't good it was an apology attempt.

5) Do i think the person should accept the apology? Nope. No one is obliged to accept anyone's apology

And 6) Should you, dumb fuck anon, be coming into my anons to whine to me about the issue? No!

The people involved should handle their problems, hoping they're all adults. I stepped in to apologize on my friend's behalf and that was it.

Digital footprints exist for a damn reason.

"oh you're albeist" brother if i wanted to insult someone I wouldn't bring up their mental health, race or religion because unlike some of y'all I actually have some human decency. Don't come to me about this shit, go to the people it was between dawg

Also. Like, I've made rants complaining how people in this fandom act towards the characters (specifically the insulting headcanon of Wukong being illiterate). Again. Where on earth was my ass albeist fuck me. But yeah. I don't like when people act like shit towards my favorite characters but deadass how tf was I anywhere near your accusation??? Brother the person I was talking with ended up handling our problems peacefully in the dms, and when they asked me to tell my friend to chill out I went and did just that and apologized again on their behalf.

I spoke to my friend about it and pointed out it was rude. My friend chose to apologize, and again, the people who were insulted aren't obliged to accept it. Feelings were hurt and I do know that being called autistic as an insult when you're autistic and struggling as is is fucked up.

🤮 < Shrek dick sucking emoji

[idkanametoputhere]

I have collected another 10 screenshots from the ignyhide book so here we go again (except I barely moved on with the story cause I was stuck in a battle lmao)

obviously spoilers, again

LOOK AT THEM!!! MY BOYYYYYS!! SO PRETTYYYTT!!!

now to the dysfunctional ones, I don't even remember why this was a screenshot I took but pop off riddle, u tell him

AZUL!! DONT LET RIDDLE GET HURT!! I BARELY KNOW HOW TO COOK BUT I WILL LEARN HOW TO COOK OCTOPUS AND I SWEAR TO ANYTHING HOLY I WILL FIND U AND COOK U

stfu jamil idc if ortho is literally being a criminal rn, do NOT be rude to my boy. u are already in thin ice because of ur whole existence (although I do like jamil but shhhh) so stfu

ortho. my love. my baby. my sweet boy. my ray of sunshine. my soul. I can't keep defending u dawg

I AM SO FUCKING LUCKY OMFG SUCK IT U FUCKING ELSA MONSTER WANNABE BITCH SHHAHAH THATS THE PHANTOM LUCK BABYYYYY LESS GOOOOO(I'm a liar and a hypocrite, I'm so unlucky it hurts)

little sleepy boyyyyy awwwssndhdhsjnsbdgdudk

I changed my name from Phantom to Phan (aka my nickname) cause I have my name set as phan in many other games but goddamn it is so weird seeing it oh my god

they sound like my grandparents when telling stories from their youth

HE DID WHAT NOW???? AND FOR HOW LONG????? SJDGJSJSJSJS?????

that is it for today, I swear I will write for soon, spring break is coming up for me sooooo yeah I will write then

[kazewhara]

not sure if anyone has wrote / asked you about this but i can't, for the life of me, not stop thinking about kazuha's reaction to you kissing his scarred hand and and oh my good god hold up

when you ask him if you can see it for self-conscious reasons or otherwise—it feels like a show of trust you feel me?

the way he smiles when he sees how you're trying to be soft and ginger with his scarred hand, combined with his a little surprised expression when you asked if you can see it..

and holy fuck when you actually kiss his hand, his heart feels full — you're kiss feels lighter than a sea breeze, his hand that's right beside him just.......i can't even begin to describe the whole thing my mind is running wild

– love, yoi also known as miyo and also known for evaporating out of existence too often because of kazuha

yoi, i think about this so often, it physically pains me.

it's all in his eyes, dawg, kazuha becomes the most open book when you cradle his scarred hand in yours so gently... you're touching him like he's something precious, not like he's broken, and i just

i think if he were to blush when you kiss his hand, it'd be the happy, light pink type, you know what i mean? his chest would swell and he'd take a deep breath because holy FUCK, he loves you so goddamn much, he loves you more than anything in the world, i just hhhhHhhHHHH FUCK 🥺