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senseearly · 2 months ago

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Philippine-American "friendship"

The history of the Philippines from 1898 to 1946 is known as the American colonial period, and began with the outbreak of the Spanish–American War in April 1898, when the Philippines was still a colony of the Spanish East Indies, and concluded when the United States formally recognized the independence of the Republic of the Philippines on July 4, 1946. With the signing of the Treaty of Paris on December 10, 1898, Spain ceded the Philippines to the United States.[1] The interim U.S. military government of the Philippine Islands experienced a period of great political turbulence, characterized by the Philippine–American War. Source

Can you imagine finally declaring yourself independent after 300+ years of struggle, and suddenly these bunch of new guys who promised to help you fight your colonizers is now your new colonizers but insist that nah, your relationship isn't like that, we're actually buddies! but you're not allowed to use your flag or use your language; the people who fought for your independence were either killed or captured...

Essentially though, Felipe and Alfred's relationship iafter the Philippine American war was full of distrust and passive aggression, mostly on the side of Felipe. Meanwhile, Alfred is really doing his best to be the best "boss" there is, trying to be empathetic to Felipe by using the fact that he was a colony (under Arthur), but that just made their relationship worse until the outbreak of WW2.

Now, modern day Felipe and Alfred are genuinely friends.

#hetalia #historical hetalia #hws philippines #aph philippines #hws america #aph america #alfred f jones #i need piri to act very aggressive to alfred then very mellow but its all a trick to lower alfreds guard #and when alfred is not looking piri is going to try and hit him w a car #fails everytime #either way there is no way piri cant stand this guy in the beginning #and alfred knows that; understands it even #and they're in this position where both may not like it but that's just the way it is #regardless of history tho piri did learn a lot from alfred #and alfred thinks piri is a reliable ally

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thegreatyin · 11 months ago

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yeah okay sure scoundrel. that seems like a calm and normal and reasonable reaction to everything happening right now. totally. absolutely. completely. you are really winning the calm and normal bat championships right now

#yin-thoughts #fallen london #fallen london spoilers #railway spoilers #when in doubt about a polythreme^2 situation #simply set fire to everything and politely excuse yourself from the conversation #fails everytime

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butterscotchx98 · 4 months ago

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Worlds WORST siblings

#they tell ppl they are fraternal twins to fuck with them #they r each others wingman but in a bad way where they fail miserably all the time #everytime kunikida makes them do something they don’t want to they say he is discriminating against ex mori prodigies #they r going to complain to HR (they don’t have hr)#somehow pulled kouyou ozaki and chuuya nakahara #I could go on and on about them #I ❤️ u yosano akiko and dazai osamu #yosano akiko #bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd yosano #bungou stray dogs

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bobabirdd · 6 months ago

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S16E11 | takin a break from drawing comics to doodle a comic

#south park #butters #eric cartman #wait fuck is butters' tag something goofy #butters stotch #good enough #fanart #doodle #listen i love when this kid goes off the rails it cracks me the hell up everytime without fail #screenshot redraw #except its more like a scene redraw lMAO

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shanklin · 6 months ago

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Time travel fail in which Stan goes back to not break Ford's project, but gets bored waiting for the science fair and decides he might as well give the footbot another try.

He's no McGucket but he knows enough technical mumbo jumbo to make it move at least. If it goes well maybe they let him graduate high school this time around!

Enter the West Coast Tech judges

Genius kid doing genius kid things?

BORING

Worst student the school has ever seen building a fully functional talking robot? The stereotypical dumb boxer kid always overshadowed by his nerdy brother being a secret neglected undiscovered genius?

THEY CAN SELL THIS! THEIR PR DEPARTMENT WILL LOVE THIS! A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY!

Before Stan has time to process anything he’s already being shipped off California with a full scholarship to be West Coast Tech's new poster child.

Filbrick: I don’t care how you convinced them you’re worth anything. Don’t fuck this up and earn us millions or you’re not welcome in this house anymore!

Ford is convinced Stan cheated his way into West Coast Tech so they won't get seperated. Ford doesn’t apply to West Coast Tech out of spite. And he's definitely not believing Stan's ridiculous time travel explanation for a second.

Ford becomes obsessed with proving that Stan’s a fraud instead.

At least they’re still talking. Even if talking means listening to Ford finding flaws in the newest paper Stan was forced to write.

Poor Stan just wants to go home to Gravity Falls and reopen the Mystery Shack

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #stan failing his college courses? oh no our star student is bored! he needs something more challenging!#Ford losing his mind everytime someone recognised him west coast techs genius Stan pines #you know from tv. what is he doing here at backupsmore??#but also ford eventually forgetting about trying to proof that stan is a fraud and genuinely enjoys their discussions #even if stan refuses to use the correct science terms and keeps claiming to be time traveler #stan finally graduatig and moving to gravity falls #arriving there the same time as ford did #the mystery shack already standing there for them and waiting #the locals claiming it just turned up one day #ford-speechless for a minute before excitement takes over and he pulls out his journal #SO #time travel you said?

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peasant-player · 16 days ago

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I combined 2 things together I like Maedhros and Armor. 😌🙏✨️

#i finished a drawing for the feanorian zine but didn't knew what to draw for you guys next :(#he is my fail safe everytime i dont know what to draw #i could probably draw him everyday #a hundred different maedhros's #i had some equally shitty and great days #but everything is resolved tomorrow #anyway #silmarillion #silm art #maedhros #traditional art #tolkien #the silmarillion

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nippoisalien · 6 months ago

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HNY 2025!🐍💜

#baddy with snake hair for the year of snake!!!!#i always wanna draw art for new year but fail everytime by artblock but this year isn't!!!! here!!!!!!!!!!#badeline #celeste #celeste game #my art #celesteart

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niinnyu · 4 months ago

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Major implied Witch Hat Atelier spoilers! Don't spoil it for yourself!

A coward.

#dude's likely not even asking for help hes just telling oru so he can help the girls out #but like god #i can't help but feel qifrey's rage that this could all be avoidable #but also like what are you thinking hiding it from oru when you dont even know when your eyesight will finally fail you??#what do you do when it does and yiu haveht accomplished what you set out to do #how do you explain nit telling him before??#Aarrrghhhhh #tho i do think oru still does have some inkling of something but .... yeah #god bless tumblr tags i feel guilty everytime i draw spoiler stuff but here at least you can block tags #siiighhh #orufrey #witch hat atelier #Δ帽子 #tongari boushi no atorie #wha fanart #tbna fanart #witch hat atelier fanart #qifrey #olruggio #oruggio #qifrey the witch #tongari boushi no atorie fanart #fanart #wha spoilers #witch hat atelier spoilers #tbna spoilers #implied spoilers #niinnyu comics #niinnyu arts

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until-another-one-comes · 3 months ago

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I honestly don't know which one fries me the most.

Connor being confident and talking about 'I always complete my mission' even when you make him fail literally everything

or

Markus failing his mission so bad to the point where Jericho's opinion on him is negative and still having the gall to give a speech to an unimpressed crowd

#detroit become human #they're both so hilariously embarassing #when they fail they become the same level of cringefail godbless #honestly lowkey perfect for each other #dbh #dbh connor #dbh markus #everytime I remember the routes where they fail everything I die inside

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trappedinafantasy37 · 6 months ago

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POV: you ask your girlfriend if she has any plans for the future. She immediately goes on a tangent about her additional 36 plans for world domination since the last one failed. The best part? You're in them!

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #minthara #minthara baenre #evil murder kitten #one of the traits about minthara that i admire is that she doesn't let things slow her down or stop her from getting what she wants #and she learns from her own mistakes #she definitely vibes with the idea of “when one door closes - another opens”#no need to claim the absolute #you can just leverage your title as world saviors to make people love you #and then you can do whatever you want #she definitely has a binder of very elaborate and details plans on how to conquer the world #and everytime one plan fails - she scratches it out and moves on to the next #one way or another - she will conquer the world

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y4k4mi · 1 year ago

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today is a special day

+og image

#devil may cry #dmc5 #nero #dmc nero #i have laughed at nero getting slammed into the wall everytime i see it without fail #fun fact: the first panel was my first time drawing a dmc character :00 i never finished it until now

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perryelornitorrinco · 5 months ago

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I realized that no one has ever asked a Rulie doodle request if I remember well, and felt quite bad for the poor guy. Look at him, he's begging you to make him do something silly on a drawing

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onyxmistkes · 1 year ago

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I LITERALLY GOT NOTICED BY THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR THE ANIMATED PILOT I'M GONNA EVAPORATE (/pos) $%^&*!@

have a little unfinished test animation I'm working on for bendy and some other unfinished/ practice art!!

#art #the inky mystery #fanart #bendy and boris in the inky mystery #inky mystery #babitim #i don't like some of these but oh well #i'm still kinda losing my mind #i can't draw bendy consistently for the life of me #he litterally changes everytime #boris's muzzle is so hard to draw #my inner furry is failing me #IMA designs #my art

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kindaasrikal · 11 months ago

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Do you think Cole used to help Nya with feeling comfortable in her own skin again and feeling flesh and bones, as well as acting alive again, whilst also helping her keep her form and be more conscious and sure of it after merging with the sea, simply because he gets it?

Ghost Cole you will not be forgotten.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago cole #ninjago nya #man i love cole #i can imagine him sitting Nya down after seeing her hide her struggles #and just telling her he gets it #and immediately starts helping her #they rope Zane into it with the whole feeling like you are you part #cause nya defo had a small indentity crisis #and Kai just there as a shoulder ti unconditionally loved her and understood things even she didn’t get #and whilst he could tell get it he was always there ti comfort and distract her #Jay flat out loves her he was one of the ricks that helped keep her calm and less frustrated everytimes she failed or took a step back #LLOYDDDD he defo understoof becoming something else when yiu didnt want to be #joined aome of her lesson with cole to help supprt her and cause he needed supprt with the whole oni thing #pixal told her that on the off chance that she does become the ocean again #cause lets be real nyas defo an overthinker on some things #pixal said that she would create a special body just for Nya to use and still remain her self #Wu said he’d gi through every scroll #every forbidden one too and use anything to make sure she will he brought back again and help pixal #agh i love them all #nya smith #nya jiang #ghost cole #cole brookstone #nya seabound

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ninjafuuzz · 11 months ago

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the evil stache bj propaganda

#mash #bj hunnicutt #gay angel baby boy vs gay gaslighting manipulative diva queen #the mustache is symbolic you see #everytime i see mustache bj i start salivating like a failed pavlovs dog experiment #cant stand her fake ass #/lighthearted #a trapper complex will do that to you #mash 4077 #m*a*s*h #mashposting #dont take this srsly <\3

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nya-defense-club · 2 months ago

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Tell me WHY did Ninjago fumble so hard by not having a cowboy season. It would go SO HARD

#ninjago #just picture it #Kai in his chaps. hat. and hey thing in mouth #Cole works those fields and herds cows like there's no tomorrow #zane snd nya are those horses best friends #lloyd and Jay cannot get the horses to like them/ride the horses for their lives #cole zane nya Actually get work done (+Pixal)#kai lloyd jay look pretty #PLEASE PICTURE IT #(addendum. lloyd would TRY to he helpful and role criticL fail everytime)#lloyd garmadon #jay walker #ninjago nya #ninjago cole #cole brookstone #ninjago kai #ninjago zane #ninjago jay #ninjago lloyd

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