#featherless bipeds

[terrantechnocrat]

Just like that, the silhouette was towering over Tasamn. He realized he was screaming. It was one of those huge fucking things. Those "made-warriors," the ones that had come out of Anuron to sack the world. It was staring down at him out of the pinprick eyes of its grotesquely small head, tramping toward him rapidly as if it were an old friend—its great clawed fist reaching for him. He raised his shield and drove the blade straight into the wrist. He thought he glimpsed something trickle out as the mass of ruddy fur knocked him down, forcing him to scramble backward on his ass.

Tasamn heard a scream somewhere off to his left. He couldn't look. His free hand fumbled in the debris and pavement. His sword; where was his sword? The thing was about to crush him in his armor.

Somewhere, receding, Sir Kurzherz was screaming. "Back! Pull back!" And, "Spears! Get spears!"

Just like that, Tasamn was utterly alone. Nothing else in the world but him and this abomination, backlit by morning rays. He might have been screaming for it to stay away, but it was hard to say; fear consumed him. Four thick, vice-like claws firmly enveloped his body, squeezing the shield to his chest. Tasamn breathed in sharply as the hand lifted him up, pulling him against the attacker's firm frame. He exhaled, and then all went black.

Finished commission by the awesome @the-one-teapot !!! Go follow them, they make some fantastic art!

For my fantasy paracosm: one of the setting's races, the made-warriors. Big beasties created artificially via alchemic experiments on the order of a rotten feudal royalty to fight in wars against its neighbors and who come to diverge from their designers' original plans.

[epiales06]

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

[cannibalchicken]

[solarishashernoseinabook]

is this anything

[dick-cock-penis-phallos]

Bipedal. Featherless. This is a man

Photo not mine ! ! !

[parakavka]

ルルとキキ on X: "今日はちょっと決めてみた https://t.co/IkW7IXbaeh" / X

[purpleminte]

*aggressively points*

[allmightyroden]

i'm 100% sure at least some of you guys did the same mistake

[emilnikos]

i've hired this man to kill you

[thestarlightprincess]

I should post this more. More people need pangolins on their dashboard..

Btw there needs to be more pangolins in monster hunter wilds. I know there is one but it's not enough.

[arewebeholdingaman]

So an honest man walks into a bar...

Now that we have your attention, please be seated for the following announcement:

This is a gimmick blog.

We all love diogenes. He was so right about men.

The criteria:

□ Is the subject featherless?

□ Is the subject a biped?

If both criteria are met, we have achieved "Man"* and beholding must take place as necessary.

If only one or no criteria is met, the subject does not classify as a man and thus shall be restricted from beholding activities.

You may submit your potential men to us through our ask box, where they shall be judged in public and rewarded (or chastised) for their humanity.

Note that due to personal life matters (and a rather beastly case of ADHD) our posting schedule is generally irregular, usually coming as two queued assessments per day for a short period of time then an indefinite period of radio silence. Do not worry during such times, I am incapable of dying.

For further inquiry on matters beyond the concept of man, please contact @salamie-baby , our primary blog on this website.

*The term man (from Proto-Germanic *mann- "person") and words derived from it can designate any or even all of the human race regardless of their sex or age. In traditional usage, man (without an article) itself refers to the species or to humanity (mankind) as a whole. – Wikipedia

[cookthepenguin]

[argesta]

Sometimes, when they are quiet and tucked against each other in the dark, Armand wants to ask him if any of this is real.

Early devil’s minon era, or: so many ways to lose.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Oh I am WAY too tired for this. @inventinginventoroftruth why is my cat walking around like people?

[sincerely-sofie]

I had a thought about Ark being the one to come out of being formed alongside Cresselia without any feathers and now I'm wheezing at a subsequent joke.

Featherless???? CHECK.

Biped????? NOT FREQUENTLY BUT HE'S GOT A PAIR OF LEGS IN THERE SOMEWHERE. CHECK.

BEHOLD A MAN