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[dexterdefender]

[rvspecter]

[roosterbox]

My role in the Inception fandom, apparently:

Someone: *casually mentions TH/JGL crossover ships*

Me: *kicks down the door*

Me: YES HI HELLO Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Forrest/Evelyn? Have I mentioned how much I love them in the last ten seconds? Because I do. Also have you read In Every Universe yet?

[wolfofcelestia]

Oh god he's into blindfolds

🚨🚨🚨😩😩😩🚨🚨🚨

[existennialmemes]

“Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings”

I've created a robot that rings 40 bells, 80x per minute. I've been running it nonstop for three years. Soon all of the Angels will have wings. Heaven’s hierarchy is in shambles. The chorus weeps. God knows I'm coming for his throne.

[idleleaves]

We're not together here though we lie entwined To make room for the other presence We both draw back in our minds I have a prophecy threatening to spill into words This growing certainty of over There once was a time I was sure of the bond When my hands and my tongue and my thoughts were enough We are the same but our lives move along And the third one between replaces what once was love Freedom is being alone - I fear liberation But something more alive then silence swallows conversation No pleasing drama in subtle averted eyes The swelling fermata as the chord dies

[cellsshapedlikestars]

You don't need to know anything about Sophie Turner or Joe Jonas to know that he is a jerk and that he and his crew are playing dirty and running a smear campaign against Sophie. It's a pity for Sophie and her children, I hope she will have full custody.

Once again, this may come out harsher than intended, but I guess I should have put in that ask/answer that it wasn't a call for people to tell me about it.

I've spent a while here trying to come up with a non-bitchy-sounding way to respond to this, because I don't mean to be. I get people like Sophie and hate seeing someone be a dick. But you also do not know what goes on in a marriage behind closed doors. All you see is what the celebrities & their PR teams choose to put out.

And it's a hard line for me to walk sometimes. Because I look at men like Johnny Depp & Marilyn Manson and I think - yeah. Bring that abuse into the public and let the women get justice. But everything I've seen so far, before I had to block the Sophie Turner tag (sorry girl, not your fault) is that he's a jerk who might have cheated and is trying to get the public on his side. If the public stopped paying attention, then that part wouldn't even be an issue. Couples that divorce do this all the time even without a public stage - making the other person out to be a monster to their families and friends and children - and while that sucks, it's also not really any of my business if I don't know them personally.

If he's a jerk, that sucks, and it sucks for her and her kids. But it's also not really any of my business, nor anyone else's. If the public didn't get so hyped up and involved in celebrity lives, there would be no need for a smear campaign. And yet here we are, with everyone rabidly speculating about the private lives of two people and their children. Meanwhile, Sophie put out a statement asking for privacy.

In ten+ years when their children learn to use the internet, when they inevitably Google their mom & dad, they'll find people posting horrible things about their parents and that sucks. They didn't ask for that, and yet here we are.

[lululeighsworld]

me, thinking of a sweet n' fluffy gunterleigh thought:

my brain: okay but here's how possessed!gunter would take this idea and twist it for his own goals

me: do you know how to be quiet? you're why we can't have nice things

[calling-the-angels]

The funniest thing about all the speculation regarding the origins of the Bigfoot myth is that we know where it came from. It was a prank carried out by a guy named Ray Wallace who vandalised a couple of logging camps in California in 1958 while wearing fake feet to conceal his identity. They literally found his collection of giant wooden feet in his basement after he died in 2002, his involvement has been corroborated by multiple accomplices, and the timing of the incidents precisely lines up with when interest in Bigfoot exploded in American popular culture. We've known all this for twenty years, and everybody just quietly ignores it because it's no fun, I guess.

[rvspecter]

HE IS SO BOUNCY

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[mechaffeine]

Is it weird that I would fully be ready for people to discard my friendship the moment they no longer have need of my money?

Is it weird that I would be okay with that? People under stressful situations where Money can fix things- I don't think I could hold ill will towards them if once they had gotten out of hell, they no longer wanted my company.

I think I would get that more than I would someone choosing to stick around after the fact.

[stump-not-found]

great talks to have before shooting bill with a big gun

src

sharing just the lines too because i worked hard on themm

[contact-guy]

THE FINAL PROBLEM - part 5 of many - For Tonight. part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4.

This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!