#finished it very fast ehehehe

[djarinova]

what if i told you my levi blurb is finished and just needs editing and rereading and it will be ready to post? what then .. ,, .. . ....

[ratsoh-writes]

"Ohooo, you wanna know where we keep our books-? No, no it's not that~"

"Oscar. If you don't stop trying to read my mind, I will curse you so that each step you take feels like walking on needles."

"But it's been so fun trying~ not everyone that isn't a flayer got so good at blocking their thoughts. Let me try one more time- Aaahhhh! B*tch!"

"I warned you, idiot."

Sea was 37 now. And very busy. Years of training and being molded by her parents turned her into the perfect attack dog. Merciless, fearless, unmovable. She was the go to when someone in her family needed to curse or blackmail someone.

She made a name for herself inside the walls of the house. Her father was proud of what he had turned her into, her mother felt a little sad knowing that Sea didn't need training from her anymore. What a shame, they grow up so fast.

.

While Empress had Wine to do her biding inside the mountain. Sea's family had her. And she made sure to become an indispensable individual for them. Little by little, she was making her family believe that she had grown out of her rebellious phase, that she was ready to pour her life into making the family be on top of it all in Ebott.

She needed their thrust for what will come next.

"He will notice"

"No he won't. He is too busy teaching my new cousins how to curse a doll, he won't know."

"... Sea..."

"He. Won't. Know. If I say it then it will be true."

"Right... if you say it..."

Herald's flames looked duller each passing day. Sea was sure that he was at least in his 600's hundreds, but it was hard to know for sure the exact age.

After her daily visit to her grandpa, she sneaked into her father's study, deactivating every security seal or electronic that she had previously studied. All of that to look for a certain book.

After years of preparation, tired nights of planning and spying, long weeks of mentally preparing herself, it was time. Time to get out of this place, and the book containing the ritual for the small barrier that kept the monsters looked in the basement was the first step.

She had previously found, and subsequently finished, an incomplete spell that allowed the caster to copy on paper anything they read. She got rid of any notes containing the spell after she memorized it though, for security reasons.

After copying the ritual, she promptly began practicing it. It took a considerable amount of energy, far too much than she anticipated, but she refused to let her tired body give in. Even if it meant getting a tad sloppy in whatever tasks the family gave her. It was for the better.

Alongside all of that, she began spying on the others. Any gripe, fight, disagreement she caught on, she made sure to write it down. No matter how small or insignificant, she could make most of her family believe that a grain of sand was a mountain if she played her cards right.

.

A year. That's what it took to master that ritual -and some other spells and curses-, and on a rainy night, she went down the basement, like she always did. But this time, she did not come for a chitchat, or to give him food.

"Is this far enough? If I step back more I will get plastered to the wall"

"Yeah, that's far enough. Now close your eyes."

In a flash, the barrier that held Herald inside the small cell, broke in shards. And when he opened his eyes, the smell of... of everything entered his nostrils. The basement, the metal bars... her smell. She smelled like him, just a little, but it was there.

"My stars... kid... you... you really... You really need to take a shower- ehehehe"

Sea had thrown a pencil at him, and got huffy at his comment. Still, she bit her tongue, because this was a big moment for him, and if he wanted to ruin it then so be it. She gave him a small marble ball with a teleportation spell imbued.

"You have half an hour, then you just break this to get back. Don't go outside, don't open any close doors, and for the love of God don't think of burning my aunt's carpet."

.

After that, she freed him every other week, giving him marbles to teleport him back in an instant. She knew that it was a matter of time before he grew bored of the house and decided to step outside, but she had grown to trust him. She put enough faith in him to not step outside when she wasn't looking.

Herald was the first person Sea truly trusted, and appreciated a little. He was like the father that she wished she had, but she wasn't going to tell him that.

And as time passed, her folder collection on blackmail grew, as well as her secret spell collection. Another thing that also grew more was her hatred towards her parents, especially her mother. It was like she always wanted to find a reason to spend time with her, reminiscing about the old days when she was a kid... when she was dragged to the ground like a plastic doll. When she had nightmares about all those videos of torture that her mother showed her. When she witnessed her little sister's eye pop out of her head-

"Could you just shut up? I have no interest in spending time with you now that there is no reason to. It's sad, really. You don't have anything better to do than to make me lose my time. So, please, mother, for your peace of mind, go find a hobby to turn your attention to."

(5/5... well, this became longer 5/6)

His name was herald😭😭😭 herald we love you!!!

He sounds like he was a cheeky fellow

[kasey-writes-stuff]

MCYT Tickle fic exchange

I got @sleepy--anon <3 /p and I went with the prompt of Sometimes when Sapnap is editing, Dream will just sit next to him on the floor, cross-legged, and start "stealing" little items off his desk until he notices. When he looks at him he gives Sap an "innocent" smile, but as soon as Sapnap takes off his headphones and pushs the chair back he jumps up and runs off giggling hoping he'll chase him 😊

Sapnap was sat editing and Dream was sat on the floor beside his desk criss cross applesauce, Dream began to grow slightly bored and began to slowly steal things of sapnaps desk! Sapnap didn’t even notice at first but after he stole sap’s water bottle that’s when he noticed. So without a word he took his headphones off and quickly pushed his chair back and within seconds Dream took off!

Dream was running as fast as could but giggles bubbling up and eventually out made him slow down involuntarily and so before he could even make it to the back door and to the yard sapnap was able to grab Dream and carry him to the couch, he quickly sat on his waist effectively pinning him down! Dream squeaked as giggles already poured out “EEK sahhahappp!”

Sap smiled happily “What giggling already?” He says sarcastically knowing already how much of an anticipatory giggler dream is “sahhappp yoouuu ahhahallrhehehahhaddyyy knohohowww!” He smirks “yea yea I do! Let’s not make you wait any longer then” He quickly scribbles on Dream’s ribs making Dream wiggle around beneath him as he squeaked before he began laughing softly “EEK SHAHAhahahhapppp!”

Sapnap smiles smugly “yes dreamlee? Too ticklish? Hmm are you too ticklish for the tickly tickles hmm? Well what if I just went right here?” He vibrated his finger tips into the spot where your pits and ribs meet and Dream squealed before falling into full laughter! “EEEEP SAAAPP NOHOHOTT TTTHEHERREHHE!” Sap smirked softly “oh? But this is such a good spot dreamlee!”

“BUT IHIHITTSSS NNHAHAHTTT!” Dream yelled between laughter and sap snickered “oh so should I move then? Maybe to right….” He paused moving his hands to hover over different areas of dream’s body in attempt to drag out things and to keep Dream guessing… Dream giggled residually “sahahppp eheheh” Sap couldn’t help his fond smile as he looks at Dream “what can’t take the anticipation hmm? Too much for you?”

Dream nodded softly smiling sheepishly “mhm” Sap gently ruffled his hair “Alright alright so is there a specific spot you want tickled dreamlee?” Dream blushed softly feeling flustered at trying to think of a spot… “uhm well… I… of you don’t mind… maybe my thighs… and then my tummy and hips..” Dream was blushing beyond belief as he spoke and as he finished, Sapnap was smiling widely grinding his best friend cuter than he could ever believe someone could be “Of course dreamie

He wasted no time as he moved to sit on dreams shins and quickly began scribbling on dreams inner thighs making him squeal as he fell into frantic high pitched giggles “EEPP sahapnahahpp ehehheheheh!” Sapnap grinned smugly in satisfaction loving dreams high pitched giggles “yes dreamlee? Is this good or do you want squeezes instead because I’ll do which ever you prefer” his smug smile turned genuine as he looked to dream awaiting a response, Dream thought about it a bit “thihihiss ihihisss gohohoddd fohohorr nohohoww”

Sapnap nodded “alright just tell me when you want me to switch to squeezing or else just move spots” Dream nodded and laid there giggling happily for a few minutes the scratches were very tickly but also relaxing and to be honest he was keeping things slow for a bit in hopes he could last sapnap’s big finish longer… After another few moments dream begins to speak up “heheheyy sahahapp?” Sap pauses for a few moments “mhm what’s up Dream?” Dream giggled residually at first “cahahnn yoouuu uhuhumm chahhann yoouu… can you go for the big finish… I wanna see how long I can take it this time”

Sapnap nodded “of course dream! You ready?” Dream nodded an excited but nervous smile on his face “I’m ready…” Sap smiled softly “okay then… 3…2…1!” He quickly pushed up dreams shirt to his ribs and began blowing raspberries on his sides as one hand vibrated into his inner thigh and his other squeezed at his hip and even sporadically ran his hand up to where his armpits and ribs met and his very top ribs!

Dream hiccuped before loud laughter began flying out “*hic* EEEE SAHAHAHAPP IHIHITTSSS SOHOHO BAHHAHAAAA NAHAHTT THEHEHE NIHIBBSSS!” Suddenly sap had begun nibbling on dream’s side and tummy causing a surprised shriek for escape him mid sentence, sap smirked softly as he spoke between nibbles and raspberries “Awe can you not take the nibbles? Are they too ticklish hmm? Are they just so ticklish it’s maddening because of how it makes you wanna run away and escape it but yet also you don’t wanna actually get away”

Dream’s face was very very red so red the red began to bleed to his ears and neck he was not good at taking teasing at all despite being very good at dishing them out “SHUHUUTT IHIHITTT SHUUTTT IHIHITT SSHUHUTR IHIHITT!” Sap simply grinned smugly “Oh right teasing makes it so much worse aweee it makes it all tickle sooooo much more and you know what else would make it tickle more?” Dream looked at sap through his nearly mirthful tear filled eyes “WHAHHATTT?!”

Sap’s smirk grew to devious grin as he says “if I focused here” he focused right on the edge of his hip where his hip and thigh met with one hand, “And here” his other hand moved to the back of his thigh “and finally… here and if I sped it all up!” And so his mouth moved to dream’s lower belly! His mouth and hands sped up to full speed! Dream snorted before he fell into silent laughter and after only a minute tears fell down his cheeks making him immediately begin pushing at sap’s head and tapping his arms to signal for him to stop!

Sap quickly stopped and began rubbing the areas to help stop the ghostly tickles, Dream giggled residually as he took in deep breathes “hohohoww lohohonnggg dihihiddd ihihihi lahahssttt?” Sap smiled as he ran a hand through dreams hair “hmm I’m not sure exactly we forgot to set a timer but I think about four minutes? Last time I think it was about three so your stamina has increased by about a minute then but your ticklshness has definitely not decreased! If anything maybe it increased as well!” Dream rolled his eyes as he lightly shoved him before grinning deviously “oh shut up! Say sap has your stamina increased at all…”

Before sap even attempted to answer he was up and off the couch Dream quickly running after him “C’MERE SAPNAP!” “GET AWAY DREAM”

The end

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

I don't know where this idea is coming from but... Headcanons about Jade, Floyd, Ruggie, Rook and Kalim receiving a playful smack on the butt by their crush? I don't know how this idea ended up in my mind, but there it is. Sorry but thanks in advance too! Don't forget to drink water, to have three meals a day and to sleep the amount of sleep you need!

I will do my best, Anon.

These headcanons were pretty fun to write. They remind me a bit of the experience I had in writing the bathing headcanons, though with admittedly these had less NSFW potential so it was a bit easier.

...To address your last sentence, I have, truthfully, only been consuming 2 meals a day and sleeping for 4-5 hours per night as of late.

Curiouser and Curiouser...

Ruggie Bucchi...

...thought you were trying to nab his wallet.

No...! He can’t afford to lose even a single Madol...!

Ruggie pounced, grabbing your hand right as you were trying to make your getaway. He made some kind of hissing sound at you--an animalistic reflex that he couldn’t help but let out, even if he had a crush on you.

“Huh? You weren’t trying to take my lunch money? Whoops, sorry. Got a bit carried away there, shishishi.”

He asked you what you were trying to do then.

It got a bit awkward trying to explain, but Ruggie seemed to be a little pleased about it--he’s all for having a little prank every now and again, and he was totally willing to forgive you for the trouble...since it means you might like him back!

Rook Hunt...

...was surprised, of course, by the sudden attack on his rear end--but as any skillful hunter would, he was quick to react.

Rook moved like lightning and easily cornered you in the hallway--and his smile was like that of a predator.

“Trickster, do you mind explaining yourself to me?”

(He was expecting some kind of love confession, with the sexual tension running so high, but your embarrassed “it was just a prank, bro” reply left him very disappointed.)

Rook sighed, acting melodramatic as per usual. “Mon dieu, you wound me so...! And to think, I had gotten my hopes up for something more stimulating!”

He refused to elaborate on what that mean when you asked.

Rook waved it off and told you to “tell him when you are ready” with a flirty wink, then he offered to walk you to wherever your destination was.

He’s eager, but he’s willing to wait for whenever you are comfortable enough to let your feelings be known.

Kalim Al-Asim...

...was confused for a second, but recovered fast and happily greeted you without even flinching.

This pure boy thought either it was an accident on your part, or that you were reaching for a hug and missed completely.

Kalim’s just so excited to see you that he doesn’t even address the butt smack. He started chatting you up about your day and even invited you to a party that upcoming weekend at the Scarabia dorm.

Jamil gave you the evil eye during the entire conversation.

He later pulled Kalim aside and gave him a lecture about what touching “down there” could potentially mean.

“Ahahahah! I don’t really get it, but it sounds ultra serious, so I’ll be more careful next time, Jamil!” (”It truly sounds like you did not retain a single thing I just told you...”)

Kalim’s drunk on happiness the rest of the day--he’s super happy that he got to talk so much with his crush! Now he’ll even get to see you on the weekend, too!

Floyd Leech...

...came in for the kill, and he was relentless about it.

Oh, he knew what you intended to do. He was “nice” by letting you get the hit in--but once you did get that hit in, it’s fair game for him to get revenge.

Floyd got really wide grin on his face.

“Ehehehe...now that you’ve tagged me, I’m it~ Do you need a head start for running?”

You bolted as fast as you could, but Floyd (damn him) caught up in no time at all, even catapulting over any obstacles and students standing in his way.

He got you back hard--so much so that you tripped and fell over, with Floyd falling on top of you in a fit of laughter.

“That was sooo fun! Let’s do it again sometime~”

He gets such a thrill out of playing games with his crush!

Jade Leech...

...was quite amused by the gesture, but he did not let it show right away. This man is very good at hiding his true feelings.

He took the high road, wagging his finger at you and chiding you about proper manners/etiquette.

Jade finished up his speech by saying, “Why, how would you feel if someone else touched you in such a manner, unsolicited? You would feel quite uncomfortable, would you not?”

He did it then--a light tap on your behind to punctuate the end of his chiding.

Jade remained calm all the while, enjoying the look of shock that passed on your face.

“Ah, yes. An expression like that, perhaps, is what you would make in that sort of a situation.” He leaned into your ear to whisper, “Fufufu. Let this be a lesson to you.”

And Jade was off, briskly walking down the hall and chuckling to himself about how cute and vulnerable you had looked in that moment.

[floorbe]

can you do hcs for a fem!reader walking in on mondo, taka, kaito, fuyuhiko, souda, and korekiyo while they’re jacking off and moaning the reader’s name? love the blog!!

YESSS...ok I may have gone a bit overboard but I just love this trope sm... N*FW// BELOW THE CUT

Mondo Oowada

-He’s trying to stifle his moans as he pumps his cock, but he can’t help but let your name slip from his lips as he imagines you’re the one doing it, “F-fuck, Y/N...”

-When he hears a gasp he realizes that you had opened his door. And heard him moan your name. Shit.

-He goes beet red. Stuttering, his cock is still in his hand, goddamnit, and he covers it up with a pillow

-If it’s earlier in the relationship, he yells at you, honestly. But it’s just because he’s embarrassed (and internally really nervous for how you’ll view him after this), and you know that

-If it’s further in the relationship, he takes a moment before putting on a cocky grin and asking if “you gonna fuckin’ help me out here, or what?” (He’s internally so nervous, still, and you can tell by how aggressive his voice sounds)

-You’ll grin and saunter over to him, asking teasingly if he wants some help? He seemed to be doing just fine without you a couple seconds ago, after all...

-“Don’t fuckin’ tease me.” Tries to act tough but as soon as you move the pillow covering him and grasp his cock he basically putty in your hands. He isn’t that loud, he’s mostly grunting and panting, but he’s rutting into your hand while you slowly pump him

-It doesn’t take long for him to cum as you start moving quicker, leaning in to sloppily kiss him. He groans into your mouth as he cums, hips twitching up into your hand one last time before settling down 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

-Feels so guilty for jacking off to you. It just feels so dirty, but here he is, panting and trying to quiet his whines of your name as he grinds into his own hand

-He can’t help but imagine it’s you, smiling at him as you grasp his cock and start pumping it and- “O-oh, Y/N...” 

-His eyes fly open as he hears you- actually you- gasp from his doorway. He almost chokes on his own spit, hurrying to cover himself with a blanket 

-He’s immediately apologizing to you, and he’s tearing up from how embarrassed he is and he is trying so hard to ignore how much more turned on he is from you catching him because it’s so- so immoral!! 

-And then his mind offers the idea of you helping him finish, which is NOT helping!

-Then you start walking over to him, a small smile on your face (and something in your eyes that he can’t read), reassuring him that it’s okay, it’s natural!

-Your hand hovers over his twitching cock, and you ask him if he wants some help...? He nearly faints, his face is burning, but God he’s so hard and he can hardly think straight, so he chokes out a “p-please”

-You lift the blanket, and as soon as your hand wraps around his dick he lets out a loud moan and bucks into your hand. You start pumping him, picking up the pace and smiling at him just like he imagined and it doesn’t take long for him to cum, panting heavily and letting out a loud whine of your name

Kaito Momota

-He’s stroking his cock fast and hard, moaning under his breath as he bucks up into his hand. He pants, throwing his head back and moaning, “Fuck, yes, Y/N...” as he imagines it’s you holding his cock, rubbing him in just the right way-

-When he opens his eyes and sees you standing in the doorway, shocked, he nearly dies on the spot. He goes bright red, covering himself with his blanket

-He tries to laugh it off, “H-hey, Y/N, guess you caught me at a bad time, huh?” He’s rubbing the back of his head and avoiding your gaze

-When you shut the door and walk over to him, grinning, he feels his cock twitch. Were you going to...? No, no way. Then you sit on the bed beside him and slyly offer to help him out

-He’s shocked and. Very turned on. He’ll grin at you and gladly accept. When you move the blanket and lightly grasp his dick, he groans 

-Not exactly loud, but he definitely isn’t quiet. He has no shame in letting you know just how good you make him feel. “Fuck, yeah, baby... k-keep going, ah...” 

-Leans in to make out with you while you jerk him off, moaning into your mouth and letting his hips grind into your hand without hesitation

-With you actually stroking him instead of just his imagination, he builds up to an orgasm rather quickly. Lets his head fall onto your shoulder as he cums, gasping and rutting into your still moving hand

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

-Stroking his cock rather quickly and harshly as he thinks about you. Your body, your lips, your hands, oh god, your hands- grasping his cock and stroking him as you press kisses to his neck... “F-fuck! Y/N, fuck, keep going!”

-He nearly screams when he hears an actual voice call out his name, whipping his head to see you. Oh fuck. His face is on fire, he’s grabbing anything to cover himself

-“Sh-shit! Y/N! I-I-” he’s torn between his need to yell because of how embarrassed he is and apologizing. You cut him off by smiling and walking over to him

-You reassure him that it’s alright, it’s technically your fault for walking in unannounced. Though if he wants... you smirk, you can help him out...? 

-He’s stunned, before pulling out his cocky grin (though by the blush on his cheeks, you can tell he’s still flustered) and gesturing towards his lap with an open hand

-When you take off whatever is covering his dick and teasingly brush your fingers along it, he’ll grunt and tell you to “stop teasing me, goddamnit”. You’ll finally start stroking his cock, alternating between the harsh pace you’d seen as you walked in and a slow, languid one

-Isn’t that loud, but he grunts and pants a lot. He tries to hold back from bucking into your hand, but he can’t help himself when you tease him with the slower pace

-He’s a goner once you start sucking on his neck, letting out a groan and letting himself fall into just feeling you. He cums soon after that, gasping into your ear and thrusting into your hand

Kazuichi Souda

-He tries to hide the fact that he’s jacking off to the thought of you, but he’s just... so unintentionally loud

-So when he lets out a moan of “Yeah, just like that Y/N...” as he starts picking up speed, it’s no surprise that you’re in the doorway, surprisedly calling out his name

-Really embarrassed. He screams and covers himself up. “O-oh, hey Y/N, whatcha doin’ here? Eheheh...” He’s so embarrassed (but a part of him is... really turned on by the idea of you catching him jerking off to you...)

-Once he realizes that you definitely heard and saw him, he starts apologizing. You walk over to him and take whatever he’s using to cover his cock, and he is sputtering. Beet red. 

-Ask him teasingly if he wants some help? Your fingers are just barely brushing against his dick. His hips twitch, and he sighs before realizing what you’d just said. “Wh- r-really? Hell yeah!” You giggle before running your fingers along his cock, making him gasp

-Whines as soon as you wrap your fingers around it. He can’t help but thrust into your palm, groaning loudly. 

-His mind is going blank, honestly. He’s so overwhelmed by what’s happening, the feeling of your hand wrapped around him so firmly and pumping him as his eyes roll to the back of his head

-His eyes roll back down and make eye contact with you, who’s smirking at him oh so teasingly as his hips lift to try and meet your hand, and he cums almost immediately, throwing his head back into his pillow 

Korekiyo Shinguji

-No shame. This man has no shame. He’s a bit flustered at first, but that’s it. He’s pumping his cock nice and slow, imagining you’re the one teasing him, whispering in his ear...

-When “you” suddenly start moving much, much quicker he lets out a gasp and a quiet moan of your name, “Oh! Ah, Y/N...”

-His head snaps to the door, eyes widening when he hears you sputter. When he sees it’s you, he just gets smug at how flustered you look

-Makes no attempt to cover himself, he just slows back down to a teasing rate and looks at you expectantly, “Oh, my... What an intimate situation you’ve caught me in. What will you do?” 

-...you’ll go over and help him, of course. He’s giving you these bedroom eyes and stroking his cock so enticingly, how could you do anything else?

-Lets go of his cock as you sit on the bed and gently wrap your fingers around it. He sighs as you slowly jerk him off, hips twitching ever so slightly

-He’ll give you breathy praises, “Yes, just like that...” “That feels splendid, Y/N...”

-You edge him a lot, it’s not hard for him to almost cum when you’re the one stroking him, and when you finally let him cum he moans louder than anything you’ve heard from him so far

[nyan-koii]

Hashira ft. Sabito as genshin impact players

aunotes : Bad grammar ahead! I didnt proofread it so be aware of brain damage. plus i initially wrote it at the 1.6 update

PART 1 : T.Muichiro, R.Kyojuro, K.Shinobu, S.Sanemi, U.Tengen 

Muichiro : he probably would be uninterested at first. He's more to first person shooting game or anything other than this concept of farming or investing. So that's why when he saw yuichirou banging his fist on his desk, trying to get his fav character, he would simply just watch

"Fck this game, i've had enough,"

"But you havent finish your wishing things yet,"

Stares. "How about you give it a try mui. You might get the character i want,"

"You sure about that? You might get angry at me," "better than nothing. Now go go, get em you donkey,"

His first ten pulls on the game brings out a light we all want to see

"Eh is tha-" "AAAA A FUCKING 5 STAR FCK FCKFCK,"

Apparently, it was one of the luckiest wish yuichiro had ever seen so far

"OHMYFUCK, you GOT A GODDAMN KLEE, QIQI AND SUCROSE WTFF???"

"I think i get your fav character?"

"Yeahh!! More than that to be honest. I want klee but you brought me two more person," sniffles and cries "you're really lucky mui. You should try and play the game,"

"It's probably the system. I doubt im that lucky tho,"

Nah, he really is lucky. Apparently he wished for his friends and got what they all really wanted for so long

"Thank you for getting me the aquila favonia, muichiro,"

"It's nothing really. I just simply press the button. It might be the system that's giving you the thing you want when i wish,"

"But still, even if i were to wish, i can get really scared and paranoid over it,"

"That's bad. You shouldnt invest yourself that much in the game tanjiro. It's just a game,"

"Ehehehe, i guess so. But you're really good at it muichiro! If you download it, we can play together :D!"

!!!!

It took the word "play together" to get muichiro down on his knee for that game. Usually the idea of playing with your friends is not that interesting. So when tanjiro said that, you bet he's going to play it

Type of player

Extremely lucky it's not even real. He got a five star on the beginner's banner

Fast farming. He probably will complete all the quest and become an endgame player within one month

"I just wanted to play with tanjiro..." bashfully

He's really good with whatever he's doing. Attack combo, dodging, elemental reaction and all sorts of stuff. If he invest more of his time on artifacts, he would probably even one shot it!!

He's very lucky. Very

Kyojuro : he wouldnt even know the existence of this game. Well, he took a glimpse of it one day and boom, heart stolen. Maybe it was the fiery burning passion in bennett that made him play the game.

'oh wow!! What a determined young boy! Even though he has a very bad luck he still keep pushing forward! Amazing!!'

'I want to be like him'

Kyojuro's the type of player to read and pay attention to every single lore of his fav character. Bennett, oh my how he wish he could've had bennett in his team. Every wishes he made would make him a c6 bennett main if only barbara wont stop coming home

"I really like you barbara but i dont want you!! Thank you for the c6 though!! I promise to use you in the future but just-" he prepares to wish

"not NOW!!" Clicks

The highest con of bennett he had ever gotten is probably c1. One day the paimon's bargain shop offered bennett as their monthly character. Kyojuro had never been so excited over a game before. He usually perks up over academics and not this kind of thing. But it's bennett, the character he admires the most.

Unfortunately he couldnt get it due to low currency. He had never feel so sad in his life.

"I shall not give up. Dont worry, i will be a c6 bennett main!!!"

He will be a c6 bennett haver!!

Type of player :

Carefully reads every stories and listens to their lines attentively. He finds it amazing how the company spent their everything on this game. It amazes him. From the stories, lores and lines, he truly appreciates it.

Balance his team pretty well. He mains bennett so he doesnt need that much of a healer in his team.

Enjoys bennett's hangout very much!! He tried to not get him killed by the dungeon's trap but ended up having to sacrifice him which ultimately ends the route. He had never felt so down and guilty before.

Not much of a damage dealer. He prefers to play it in normal mode and doesnt care that much about one shotting monster.

He feeds his character three meals a day!! If only there's a sleep option, he would be sending bennett to sleep first before the rest.

Everyone loves his teapot

Shinobu : found the game while she's scrolling through the app store out of boredom. Initially she played it on her phone but due to the fps and a really bad ping, so bad that douma wouldnt find her interesting anymore, she finally downloaded the game on her pc where things has starting to get real

"Ara, shinobu chan, it's lunch time already. Come downstairs please,"

"Sis give me five more minutes, JUST FIVE PLEASE I NEED TO KICK CHILDE's ASS,"

"he's not going anywhere sweetie,"

"yEAHH BUT MY BP IS,"

'Bp?'

"DIE DIE DIE!!" Aggresive clicking intensifies

"Shinobu chan dont hurt the keyboard that much!!"

She got lucky on the beginner's banner too and pulled a 5 star along with bennett and noelle. Who's the 5 star? Diluc Ragnvindr in all of his glory. Shinobu benched him sadly. She prefers sword over any other weapon

"I mean he's cool i guess but i just really dont get that 'WOAHHH COOL' vibe from him you know?"

"then give your diluc to me! I really want him so bad shinobu chan!"

Deep sighs "yeah sure. You can have my c2 diluc mitsuri..."

Loses 50/50 to diluc everytime everyone would think she either is lucky or cursed by the amount of that man greeting him on the screen. She still bench him though, sadly

"Im begging you, give me jEANN THE GRANDMASTER I NEED HEALER iN MY PARTY TO DO ABYSS

Type of player :

Suffers a lot in the abyss because she just want the primos which is a valid reason to do because that's the only thing that keeps her going

She's a sword character main. She'll properly build every character as either support or dps. The support would be kaeya and bennett, and her main dps ayaka

Ayaka main btw

Honestly at some point she wanted to quit the game because of how tiring it is but then inazuma came out

Fragile resin = 0

Resin = 160/160 happens once in a blue moon

"i should probably control myself with the amount of resin i've used,"

"But i cant,"

Hates domain but always can be seen playing in there

Only coops if mitsuri is there

"So that someone can calm me down,"

"That's not a really good reason shinobu chan,"

Sanemi : dude probably know the game through obanai. He watched the latter play and finds it interesting on how high the numbers he dealt. He loves challenges so a game like genshin impact would probably satisfy his need.

"Obanai, are you hearing this shit?"

"What is it sanemi, im busy doing this event,"

"That loser giyuu is also playing the game,"

"Oh yeah i know,"

"YOU KNOW? WHY YOU DIDNT TELL ME??"

"i just know right after you told me,"

"...."

Sanemi's a meta but a mediocre one. He's meta but he doesnt show it that much. Probably buys welkin once in every three months or when he really needs it same goes with battle pass too. Honestly, he really just use his money when he really needs something

"Donno if my allowance can buy me a welkin so i'll probably skip,"

"But the next banner is zhongli's,"

"....."

"Ah fuck it," buys

My man cant dodge after he got zhongli. Its very painful because he used to studies the enemies movement in the early game so that he can utilizes it on the team but zhongli's shield is so tank he forgot that dodging exists

"Im gonna kill you and you and you hhahaahhaah just you wait im gonna shred all of yo- oh shit zhongli's shield. puT IT BACK PUT IT BACK ON,"

That one event where zhongli's shield plays an important role in the domain? Yeah, he felt like a god at that time. Even got his c2 on his rerun. Sanemi just really like zhongli because it kinda reminds him of himejima. Calm and wise and strong too. He looks up on that kind of person

"Zhongli sama, im in debt for all of your hard work protecting my team," bows and wipes tears

Type of player :

Spends a little money on the game to get what he wants

Zhongli main

Is that one player that has hoards of food but doesnt even use it

"Why need healer when you have zhongli's shield,"

Compare to kyojuro, he doesnt even touch the teapot because he finds it ridiculous and bothersome to create and design everything in it

Loves one shotting bosses and compares it to giyuu. He ask for advices from obanai regarding team build supports and stuffs

Doesnt do character's story quest. The key is full every single time. He unlocks it but leaves the quest like that.

"Ah shit, i accidentally activate the quest,"

His friend list only has obanai in it. Whenever people sent him friend request, he wouldnt hesitate, more like wouldnt care to accept it

They either have to coop in obanai's world or his world and after that, unfriend immediately

Says thank you after coop because he has manners and then completely disappears

"Zhongli main forever,"

Tengen : played since 1.0 this madlad has been staying loyal to the game ever since. Quite huge amount of money he spend on this game to be honest but he never gets broke by it. You can see his regular donation to the game by purchasing welkin and battle pass and some genesis crystal too. He's loaded with money, he didnt know what to do with it.

Uzui also plays honkai impact and guns girl Z so when he saw the unknown god at the intro , he was not surprised.

"Oh we have to pick between the siblings? Cool cool co- oh hi kiana,"

"Thats so herrscher of void hahahahah,"

Although he is a loyal fan to MihoYo games, he lost his composure when he saw the 1st genshin anniversary reward because what was that. Imagine getting billions of money and they give us this? Tengen cant believe this shit

"Oh god wtf was that reward, i have to draw to get a welkin and some primos?? aND I ALSO HAVE TO BE LUCKY? WHAT-"

"WHERE'S MY FREE MONA,"

In need of mona. He needs mona so bad he literally spent his money on standard banner to get mona but always ends up with qiqi. Not that he's complaining but he just wants the astrologist to complete the support team

"GOD QIQI YOU AGAIN? WTF WFF WTF-" converts genesis crystal to primigems

"Tengen, you should control yourself!"

"SHUT UP KYOJURO, IM GONNA WASTE MY MONEY TILL I GET HER,"

"yeah but my f2p ass is hurting with how many bennett cons you got," droops

Tengen sees potential in every character. Everyone has their weakness and strength so when kokomi comes out, he diss her at first but then realize maybe its a new way for a character. Adds the uniqueness if he may say so.

"Meh i dont care honestly. You guys should pull whoever you find nice or beautiful. Like me ;)"

"Who do you main uzui?"

"Beidou,"

Type of player

Spoils the storylines, lores, leaks A LOT THE REST HAVE TO BLOCK HIM ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Speed runs the game and has become an endgame player ever since but he still does his daily commission and helps people with domains and stuffs

R5 every battle pass weapon

Fights azhdaha for fun and to test out his characters rather than ruin guards and stuff

Mona wanter

Puts traveller as the pfp and doesnt display any showcase of his characters and namecards. You can only see his achievements and spiral abyss ( 12-3 ). Says its for fun and mystery

Throws a lot of pickup lines and roleplays a lot. Spams your chatbox messages with stickers and censored stuffs

Probably steals your ores and exotic things like violetgrass, qingxin and silk flowers

Screams in the chatbox whenever he saw Mona until Kyojuro had to calm him down

Changes signature every single time and sometimes put spoilers in it

In every survey he would complain "MihoYo where the fuck is my Mona,"

Doesnt heals his characters

[berryunho]

i picked up the answer yesterday and i just finished the latest installment and im in so much shock like i havent been able to think about anything else since then and your writing is so fucking incredible oh my god 😭😭 like chapter 18 my heart was racing so fast every single word made me more anxious (in the best way possible LMAO) this truly has to be one of my favorite series i just love how you developed everybody in the story from the relationships to the characters and their mannerisms, everything is phenomenal!! i can't wait to see where the story goes :)

(also as much as i love how comforting san has been in the past chapter or two i do not trust him for a second i really hope y/n doesnt get swayed too easily from staying with him 😭)

AAAA !!! thank you SOOO much !!! this makes me so so so soooo happy to hear hehe these are such high praises and they really mean a lot to me <3 ehehehe i always love to hear that ch 18 had an effect bc i truly put sooo much work into that chapter and it was one of my favorites to write!! i feel like 'thank you' is not adequate enough for some of these compliments bc these are truly things that i think every writer strives to hear and like ... AAAAA it means SO much to me to hear such <3 hehe ... thank you very much x10573948209 :]

[nomstellations]

It’s always Electrical [Within Us vorefic]

There are 3 imposters among us.

Pilot wasn’t too sure of what to do with himself after hearing that. Nothing has happened to anyone yet, but...the knowledge made him uneasy. Who could he trust out of the whole crew? Any one of them could be an imposter...but with no evidence, who could really say who’s who? For now all he could do is work as usual, albeit far more cautiously than before. It was hard for him to keep his anxiety hidden from his son, but today he left him in the care of a trusted crewmate as he worked in electrical. At the very least he could trust Tau...and the captain of their ship, Dandy! He’ll have this taken care of in no time, he was always reliable and level headed. Reassured by the thought he worked in much better spirits, humming to himself as he did wiring. The sound of the door opening got his attention, and he turned to look at the ominous silhouette standing before him...

“Ah, Captain! Come to observe me today?

Pilot could recognize that cowboy hat anywhere, even if he couldn’t see him clearly in the lights he knew that was Dandy. Ever since the announcement he’s started coming around and observing crewmembers to ensure their safety, and so far it’s been effective at preventing attacks. He admired his dedication to keeping them all safe, and he felt comfortable knowing he was there. Remembering the fact that he had his helmet off, he flushed a bit in embarrassment. “Uh, sorry about having my helmet off. I know we’re supposed to keep em on, but I was having a hard time with these wires...I figured taking it off would help.” He chuckled a bit nervously as Dandy strides into the room, waving a hand dismissively. He was always rather quiet, but Pilot never minded it much. It just made him an excellent listener! "Oh, it's alright then? Okay, I'm gonna go back to wiring...you don't have to do this y'know, but I'm really glad you do. It makes us all feel safer." Dandy doesn't reply, but he's looking around the room somewhat anxiously. It takes Pilot a moment to pick up on what's wrong, and he speaks up again. "Don't worry, my little copilot is safe in Medbay today, didn't want him getting hurt in here. When I'm done here, we can go check on him together! He always liked you, eheheh." Dandy's shoulders slump in relief, and he nods at him. Satisfied with his response, he turns back to his task and gets back to work.

Dandy found himself staring at Pilot, not to ensure that he was working but purely because he was lost in thought. His son was safe, which was a relief...but he wasn't. The threat of the imposters loomed over Pilot's head and he wasn't even aware that he was currently in a room with one. He wasn't going to be harmed under Dandy's watch though, he may be an imposter but he is their captain. He had grown attached to this crew and wanted no harm to come to them, especially when it concerned Pilot...his fondness for him was quite strong. He was here to ensure his safety, but today his methods were about to get a bit more... drastic. He had overheard the other two imposters discussing their plans, they were tired of Dandy's soft nature and wanted to act on their own, with their first target being the oblivious guy who worked in Electrical...that meant Pilot. They thankfully haven’t come after him yet, but he knew he had to act fast...Dandy wasn’t made to fight and he wouldn’t be able to take on the other two once they came here. So what was he going to do to keep him safe? Easy. He was going to eat him before they could. The telltale pop of a helmet being removed got Pilot’s attention, and when he looked back he found that Dandy had removed his helmet as well. He had never seen it off before, and took a moment to admire his features. A good part of his face was obscured by the shadow of his hat, but he could see the stubble on his face and how the bright red of his eyes contrasted his warm tan skin. “Pilot...” His voice was far more clear now, his southern accent had a slight rasp to it and Pilot found himself blushing a bit. Who knew his captain was this handsome? His face seemed troubled, though...

“Er, yes? What’s the matter, captain?”

Dandy approaches him, kneeling down to his level and cupping his cheek. He was so cute...he almost wanted to forgo his plans here, he didn’t want to break his trust and scare him. But the alternative, the possibility of Pilot being hurt or killed...he couldn’t bear it. “I...I’m sorry for this, Pilot.” Pilot blinks in confusion, what was he apologizing for? "Uh...why? Is it the imposter thing? It can't possibly be your fault, you're doing everything you can to keep us safe--" He cuts himself off with a quiet gasp as he notices that Dandy now has a second set of smaller eyes, staring at him. Not only that, but he’s opened his mouth to reveal sharp rows of teeth and a long, black tongue. It grazes his cheek and he flinches back, horrified. “You’re--!!!” He doesn’t need to finish the sentence, they both know what he meant. He’s an imposter, the very thing he was supposed to be protecting the crew from.

“It won’t hurt, I promise. I have to do this to keep you safe.” Pilot tries to jerk away, but he finds that Dandy’s got a grip on him and he's a lot stronger than what he thought. He's left helplessly staring into the inky blackness of his mouth as it draws closer. He closes his eyes, expecting to be bitten on those sharp fangs...but he doesn't feel anything but cool wetness on his face. He opens his eyes to darkness, Dandy's insides are very dark and slimy, but for whatever reason he wasn't hurt or in excruciating pain. His tongue slides all around his face, not to taste but to slick him up for the trip. Pilot's still from the shock of it all, but the sound of a swallow pulls him back to reality. He was eating him whole and alive, and with another gulp pulling his head into his throat he begins to wriggle about in an attempt to free himself. Dandy keeps him held still for the most part, his strength is definitely not human as he continues to stubbornly gulp him down. Pilot can do nothing but await his fate as Dandy settles into a rhythm of swallows, he’s steadily drawing him deeper into the dark and slick confines of his body. He can feel himself starting to spill out into a more open space, is this his stomach...? It grows loudly as he starts to fill it, and the deep and consistent gulps from above tell him that this is his new resting place. As soon as he’s entirely inside he starts to struggle and kick around, getting himself covered in black slime. Dandy sighs, despite his nature as a shapeshifter Pilot still made a decent bulge in his stomach. He puts his own helmet back on, gently rubbing at him in an effort to calm down the muffled cries from his stomach. “Please, settle down...you won’t be hurt, I promise you. I’m just keeping you safe in here till-” Voices outside of Electrical get his attention, filling him with panic. He can’t be caught like this, he’s too full to defend himself or explain what’s going on. Grabbing Pilot’s fallen helmet he makes his way to a vent in the corner of the room, quickly squeezing himself inside. Pilot continues his struggling, but settles down as Dandy shushes him and encourages him to listen out. He can just barely hear them over the groans of his captain’s satisfied stomach, but the voices of the other two imposters fill his ears. Their vocal disappointment at their failure to devour Pilot makes him realize that Dandy was being true to his word, and that at the moment his stomach was the safest place for him. The bulge in his stomach settles down, and when they both hear the door to Electrical open and close once more he decides to speak up.

“D-dandy...I’m sorry I didn’t trust you. I thought you were going to kill me...” “No, I’m sorry for scaring you. I’ll let you out now that they’re gone, but...” “But? But what??” “I’m, ah, sort of stuck in the vents now. I underestimated how much you fill me...” Pilot sighed, it was just his luck that this would happen. At least he wasn’t going to be harmed, and the quiet burbling and gentle movements from his stomach was honestly very relaxing after that adrenaline rush. Dandy was of course going to free him, but...he hasn’t been this full and content in a long time. He’ll take being stuck as a minor blessing for now.

[wienzard93]

Digimon Adv 2020 Eps 01-03

i just wanted to ramble about the new reboot of digimon adventure. i didn’t follow it as it aired because i know i wouldn’t be able to hold on the urge to marathon it and thank god i waited until it finished!

first and second episode is like one long episode about the build up of the series. and honestly? I LOVE IT!! i got to see greymon and garurumon animated like never before! man, i remember when i was a kid i loved greymon so much because, i mean, it’s a t-rex! A T-REX THAT BREATHES FIRE! who wouldn’t love that? (or maybe just me, after all, before all digimon-pokemon thing happened i used to love dinosaurs and extinct animals) and to see greymon animated like that! he’s actually puching and using his heavy-ass tail to fight is so cool! also they animated garurumon to fit into his design, damn! when he moved fast and crushing that virus digimon using his paw! I LOVE IT!

AND AND AND. OMEGAMON! I GOT TO SEE OMEGAMON AGAIN!!! i know some people didn’t like the new omegamon, saying it sucks or looks bad or whatever. but to me? i watched the original series as it aired on our old big boxed tv back in the day. my inner 2000 child wept at the sight of omegamon.

honestly though my mind went blank when this happened like.. wait wait wait, how do greymon-garurumon suddenly evolved into omegamon? but then i remember in the old series they refer the evolving step of both wargreymon and metalgarurumon as ‘warp-evolution’. so it kinda makes sense this happened.

they animated omegamon so beautifully. oh man, the action scene! so smooooth!! i know in the movie omegamon also have fight scene but if i remember correctly, it only used the canon mainly to diminish diablomon. I GOT TO SEE OMEGAMON USING THE SWORD! AAAHHHH! my inner child is happy right now! so cool!! the fight scene was cool! omegamon so cool!! so yeah. anyone who says new omegamon suck can suck-it! but for me, as someone who followed it from back in the day, from simple animation work and fight scene into this beautifully animated series decades later, it’s amazing. everything is an upgrade.

the starting point of old digimon adventure was actually an adventure. they started with the lore from the very start. it’s not bad but if i were a kid, i think i’d get bored. the reboot started with a fight and to me? that’s so cool! it kind of getting me into this state of; ‘wat is this monster? wat is this world? why are they causing trouble? why are we here?’ i think any child will get curious too after all that fight. just as taichi and koshiro said;

OH! i also liked the fact that they foreshadowed the ‘angels arrow’ part of the series very early on. some people prolly forgot or doesn’t know why there are a lot of feathers imagery. this was needed so we can see/expect omegamon on second episode. ehehehe, i see what you did there production staff! props!

and somehow they put koshiro sitting on that bench on the train station. he called taichi and meet up there for second time already. i smell a pattern. if this is going to be a pattern they’re referencing to other series of digimon that come and goes into digimon world using train, which i think it’s cool (i used to watch all the series up to digimon savers on tv). i forgot which one though, i was rewatching the old series but haven’t started on the other. i just started on the first episode of digimon adventure 02 few days ago.

the production staff has already dropping easter eggs from both the old digimon adventure and other series. as someone who loved picking things apart, I LOVE THIS! i can’t wait to see how this goes!

[personabrainrot]

it is 1:34 am, i just finished watching promare and am currently a Mess™

to cope I'm doing a ✨comparison of cpr✨

Let's talk about how Lio gives the Burnish girl who is dying cpr. We see very clearly the motions of the mouth and it's not romantic in the slightest. (why did she have t o d i e)

NOW let's talk about when Galo gives Lio cpr. First as a firefighter he puts fire in his mouth to save this boy? man? what are the ages N E WAY so he puts the fire in his mouth and starts the cpr.

Going back to the scene with the girl; we see a very close up shot of lio breathing life (fire?) into the girl.

Lookie at this.

We get a close up shot of the initial press of the lips AND THAT'S IT

After that, they zoom out and we see this Scene™

We do not see the movements we see with Lio, instead we see Galo holding Lio tenderly, and this scene holds for 30 seconds. Where the rest of this movie is fast-paced, frames moving quickly; this is slow, this is sweet, the makers want you to know this is important, they want you to recognize the significance of it, the want to ingrain it in your mind and methinks its v v intentional eheheh.

So tldr; The writer of this post thinks the parallel between the cpr is very C o o l and these two are cute aight gn im sleeping head hurts owie. Oh as someone else worded it, Lio was giving cpr, and Galo was giving the kiss of life.

[henderylikespink]

NSFW Alphabet

황현진

                               ♡ Hyunjin ♡

You horny fucks people, I had over ten requests for this so please enjoy! Sorry for the wait. :)

A- Aftercare

Hyunjin is so sweet with aftercare! You are his princess and he will treat you like one. He will get you anything you need and will make sure to end the night with the biggest, warmest cuddles.

B- Body Part (his favorite body part on you/ himself?)

Jinnie’s favorite part on himself is his lips. He knows one little smile or smirk will have your body feeling a different type of way. 

And his thighs, he has to know those thighs kill us.

His favorite part on his partner would be their hands. They just fit so perfectly in his hands and he never wants to let go. He also likes how it subtly shows that y’all are a couple. He will always kiss your hand every now and then and kiss your fingertips. 

C- Cum (Where do they like to finish?)

If Hyunjin has your permission and there is some type of protection involved, then Hyunjin would like to cum inside you. He loves the intimacy of cumming inside. If you would prefer him not to, then he would cum on your stomach. He likes to see his mark on you in such an intimate way. In a way, he knows only he will ever see.

D- Dirty Secret

Hyunjin’s dirty secret involves him masturbating in the same room as his bandmates or his s/o. For example, while everyone is sleeping in the dorm then sometimes he will masturbate in his bed instead of going somewhere more private like the bathroom. If he is spending the night at his s/o house and his s/o is already asleep then he will masturbate next to them (probably to the thought and smell of them) instead of waking them up because he will feel bad. 

What a sweet baby uwu.

E- Experience (How much experience do they have?)

There’s a good chance that Hyunjin is a virgin but he’s probably had one partner. Hyunjin wants some type of emotional connection before he becomes intimate with anyone. Not that much experience, but Jinnie is naturally a good partner because he’s very intuned to his partner's feelings, wants, and needs.

F- Favorite Position

Hyunjin loves missionary. He loves to see your face and loves to maintain eye contact as you are hitting your breaking point. Another position Jinnie is fond of is riding. He loves when you sit on his lap and take control on the days where he’s too tired but still wants to get it on. The perfect view of your naked body on his lap will have him coming in no time.

G- Goofy (How serious is sex with them?)

Sex is pretty serious- a better word would be intense. Hyunjin takes your pleasure seriously and wants to see and hear all the cute faces and sounds you make.

H- Hair (How do they maintain their hair?)

Hyunjin’s hair is neatly trimmed. He likes to maintain his hair.

I- Intimacy

Intimacy is so, so important to Hyunjin. To Hyunjin, this is another way he is conveying how important you are to him. To be so vulnerable to another human being is very special to Hyunjin.

J- Jack Off

Hyunjin is the type of person where if he has that urge to relieve that sexual tension, then he n e e d s to relieve that tension. He will always be running to you for your help but if you are not around then he has to take matters into his own hands. Quite literally lmao.

K- Kink

Hyunjin doesn’t have a lot of kinks. It depends on his mood but here are a few:

Choking- (Giving and Receiving) If Hyunjin is in a punishing mood then he would love to choke you. If you surprise him by grabbing his neck then you will be surprised by how much he likes it. ;)

Mirror Sex- Every now and then he would love to have sex in front of a mirror. He loves how he can see everything he is doing to you and loves seeing the tiniest movements of your body from the mirror. He will make you hold eye contact in the mirror as he does the naughtiest things to your body.

Switch- Hyunjin loves to be in control of his darling but when his sweetheart is ordering him around he can’t help but follow those orders like a good boy. 

Vanilla Sex- I wouldn’t necessarily say vanilla but sometimes Hyunjin just wants to lay you down and just convey his love and passion to you from his body to yours. 

L- Location

Anywhere but a private place is a big no-no. Even though I said Hyunjin has technically masturbated in front of his members but he wouldn’t want his love session with you to get interrupted. Also, he would be too embarrassed to talk to the person who caught y’all in the act again.

M- Motivation

If he thinks about your past sexy moments with each other he will almost instantly get turned on. Also, if you send him naughty photos Jinnie will be knocking on your front door in no time.

N- No (What are the things they don’t like?)

Anything that can hurt you is a HUGE no. Hyunjin only wants to make you feel good, he couldn’t stand to make you cry. Sex in public places is also a no for Hyunjin.

O- Oral

Hyunjin loves to make you feel good so naturally, Hyunjin would love to eat you out. Hyunjin wouldn’t say no to a blowjob but he would rather have the focus on you and not him.

P- Pace (How fast? How slow?)

Hyunjin has a nice pace. Not too fast and not too slow. It hard and deep and make your toes curl from the pleasure. On some days, Hyunjin will go fast and rough if he’s too caught in the moment.

Q- Quickie

Quickies happen every now and then from his busy schedule. He would rather spend all the time in the world to focus on you but sometimes his schedule prohibits it.

R- Risk

Hyunjin isn’t into risks. He thinks that one hot session isn’t enough for the embarrassment he might have to face.

S- Stamina (How long can they keep going?)

Come on, Hyunjin is a dancer. He can go on for a long time or for as long as you want him to.

T- Toy

Hyunjin isn’t fond of toys. He would only like to be the one to give you pleasure but if you are really adamant to use them then he will do anything his princess wants.

U- Unfair

Hyunjin is usually fair in the bedroom but if he is in the teasing mood then he won’t show any mercy.

V- Volume

Jinnie definitely releases a few breathy moans and groans. When he is a sub, he will be whiny.  

W- Wild Card

Once Hyunjin stayed late after everybody left their practice room to work on a few moves that he was having troubling perfecting for their new comeback. You were confused about why Hyunjin hasn’t arrived at your apartment because y’all had a movie date after his practice so you decided to visit him in the practice room.

Sure enough, you saw your boyfriend dancing his heart out. After you greet Hyunjin you wait for Hyunjin to finish up and well, one thing led to another and there you were, hands against the mirror as Hyunjin was pounding into you from behind. Sweat rolling down his temple and neck as he watches you in the mirror as your eyes flutter shut from the pleasure he was giving you. As the moment becomes more intense, Hyunjin lifts up one of your legs to get a deeper angle. Your wet body was glued to the mirror as your back was sticking lightly to Hyunjin’s chest. The pleasurable pain of one of Hyunjin’s hands burning into your hip to hold you into place to hit that special spot had you pushed past your breaking point.

The next day everybody was confused about why there were sweaty handprints and somewhat of a body line on the mirror. They weren’t that confused lmao.

X- X-Ray

Hyunjin is about 5.5 inches with a nice girth. A nice girth that always fills you up so nicely.

Y- Yearning (How much do they have sex?)

When Hyunjin is around you he is always kind of turned on. In other words, if you are spending a lot of time together then a lot of that time is spent doing quite a bit of physical activities if you catch my drift eheheh . Hyunjin is quite busy so he doesn’t always get to spend a lot of time with you so he probably would have sex around 2-3 times a week if he’s lucky.

Z- Zzz (How fast do they fall asleep?)

Hyunjin wouldn’t fall asleep immediately after sex but if you go straight into cuddle town after sex then he will be snoozing like a baby in no time.

[frenlom]

The lights are out. The room is completely dark. You close the bedroom door behind you before swiftly making your way to the closet, feeling your way along the wall as you go.

You finally find it and swiftly duck inside, pulling the door as close to shut as you can get it from inside before crouching down and trying desperately to get your breathing under control again.

Not the best hiding place, but it'll do.

In hindsight it had been a foolish idea to leave your front door open, but hindsight wouldn't save you from the person in your house with one of your kitchen knives and nothing but ill intent for you.

"Aww, are we playing hide 'n' seek together? How fun~"

Their voice called out from the bottom of the stairs, and after a moment you heard the creak of the first step, followed by a giggle. Then you heard them continue their ascent up the stairs, towards the bedroom, towards you...

They were whistling some sort of melody to themselves, footsteps falling in perfect rhythm. As they reached the top of the stairs they paused, finishing their tune before calling out.

"Where, oh where, could you have run off to, darling? You can come out, I won't bite you know~"

You might not bite, but you'll probably do a lot worse.

The response is on the tip of your tongue but you stay silent, listening intently to hear where they go. A few moments pass in silence. Then suddenly, they giggle again.

"Oh well, I guess I'll have to come and find you after all~!"

Footsteps, agonisingly slow, make their way along the corridor towards your room, stopping at every other door before continuing.

"You're not very good at hiding, you know. I could hear your footsteps all the way up here!"

At last they reach your bedroom door, before pausing. Then, as if to mock you, you hear them knock softly on your door.

"Knock knock, sweetie~"

You stay silent, running over every single possible scenario in your head. Could you try and make a run for it? They didn't seem like a particularly fast runner, and presumably the only weapon they had was the knife they'd taken from your kitchen. Why else would they have taken it?

"I'm coming in darling~"

The door opens, and you hold your breath as they step in the room.

"Eheheh, it's a little dark in here, don't you think? Why don't I...brighten things up a little~?"

There's a small click, like a button being pressed, and through the small gap in the door you see a small circle of light shining on the floor.

A flashlight.

The light moves out of sight, presumably as the intruder uses the flashlight to look around. Then suddenly it shines through the gap in the door, and you close your eyes at the sudden brightness as your heart starts hammering, holding your breath and hoping against hope that they can't see you.

"You have a lovely bedroom, I must say~"

The light moves past and you slowly let out a sigh. Whether they heard you or not isn't quite clear, but they giggle when you do that.

"You know, in every situation..."

They step in the direction of the closet.

"That takes a while, to reach it's climax..."

Another step.

"There's always this delicious sense of...tension."

Another step. Then a giggle.

"Rising...slowly...heavy in the air, making it hard to catch your breath..."

Was their voice getting...closer? Or were you just imagining it?

"Heart hammering in your chest, mind buzzing uncontrollably...the pure anticipation of what's about to happen just...simply...rising. Waiting for the moment when it finally...comes...to an end!"

The closet door opens and the light shines on you again, and they giggle as you freeze in place, staring up at them like a rabbit caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

"Found you~!"

[fluffypeachwriting]

Morning Fluff with Doppo~

I love writing fluff for Doppo, he deserves it! Some soft reader/Doppo for you!

‘Would he like rolled eggs today? Or maybe more meat would be better… But he likes the little octopus hot dogs too, and he’ll need more rice for energy if he works overtime. Maybe I’ll just make a little bit of everything...’

You looked at the clock, it’d be about an hour before you Doppo would wake up. Today you got up way earlier than usual, it was one of those mornings where you just couldn’t fall back asleep. Using this unusual morning energy you had begun to prepare a bento box for Doppo to take to work, full of tasty goodies and love mixed in. The note you wrote in advance was resting on the table, ‘Have a good lunch break sweetheart~ Love you so much! xxx’ A little message, just for your partner. As you went to get some cooking utensils out of a drawer, the handle snapped and the contents of the drawer clattered to the floor. You hoped the sudden noise didn’t wake Doppo up before he had to.

“Mmrgh?!”

Oops.

You tried to clear up the mess as quietly as you could. When you finished and ready to continue, a mess of red hair popped through the door.

“Mmmh, are you okay?”

“Yes, just go back to sleep, it’s alright.” You held him for a second before trying to usher him back to the bedroom. He didn’t move, just resting his head on your shoulder when you got close to him.

“Food smells good.” His heavy warmth engulfed you when he wrapped his arms around your waist, still drowsy from sleep. “You smell good.” His hair was ticklish as he buried his face into your shoulder.

“Ahaha… Doppo, you should really get as much rest as you can before work though… Go sleep on the couch if you need to. I’ll be right here!”

“Mmh.” He wasn’t moving. You lifted his chin with the tip of your finger to check if he’d fallen asleep on you. Half-lidded eyes met yours before he leaned in for a very weak kiss. It was more like he just pressed his lips against yours. But it was sweet nonetheless. When he pulled back you noticed his tired face had turned into the wide smile you loved so much. Doppo wasn’t always the best at being affectionate, but he had his moments. “Okay… I’ll go lie down.”

“Good boy!” Doppo blushed at your playful words. “I’ll just finishing making your bento and we can have breakfast together!” You continued cooking, hurrying a little because you really wanted to join him on the couch. Breakfast went by too fast, and it was interrupted by the sound of Doppo’s phone.

“Oh god am I late I didn’t even check the time I swear if this about the-” When he checked the screen he froze.

“…What is it?”

“…It’s my morning alarm.”

“So we have plenty of time!”

“Haah… yes.” He flopped back onto the couch with a relieved sigh. “Come here.” Doppo opened his arms and you relaxed into them as you had done many times before. The pudge around his chest and tummy made it much more comfortable to rest on him, and your many verbal affections for it had, over time, made him more positive in his image. The moment wouldn’t last long until you both had to get ready for the day. But laying in Doppo’s arms now was bliss. Sunrise warmed the room, and you didn’t want to leave. A kiss on your forehead as your partner stood up told you it was time to move.

“Do you have to get changed so soooooon?” You fake whined.

“Ugh. Unfortunately, yes.”

“…Can I watch?”

“…No.”

“Ehehehe… awwww.” Even while you were far into your relationship, Doppo was still awkward baring himself in front of you. Just before he was out of view on his way to your bedroom, he turned his head and flashed a devilish grin your way.

“Maybe when I get back.”

“…Oh.” He never failed to get you flustered when he wanted to. You were still thinking of his implications when he came back in his work suit. Trying not to get lost in how handsome he looked, you got up to smooth over some of the crumpled hems but he grabbed your wrists before you could.

“Don’t touch me too much.” He kissed your nose and bumped his forehead against yours. “I don’t wanna get worked up before I go. We’ll have time for that later.” He grabbed the bento box and stuffed it into his bag, kissing you on his way out. “Love you, bye!”

“Love you too!”

You sighed as the door shut, happy that the day had got off on a good start, and you hoped Doppo would come home just as happy. It was unlikely, but you were more than prepared to make him relaxed and happy.

[drarry-with-a-side-of-harry]

THAT WAS ONE OF THE GAYEST EPISODES IN A HOT MINUTE LMAOOOO WTF

so i’ve just watched series 4 episode 10 ‘A Herald of the New Age’ uhhhhhh

wait wait wait so gwen’s gone for two (2) seconds and Arthur and Merlin are flirting like they’re in a school playground all over again lmaoooo i’m so done

so first of all they get back to Camelot and Merlin’s falls back into his concerned boyfriend routine 🥺🥺🥺🥺 SIDE NOTE THE KNIGHTS ARE JUST FULLY AWARE OF THESE TWO AT THIS POINT THEY ALWAYS FLIRT AND ARE REALLY TENDER IN FRONT OF THEM I CANNOT BE ARSED anyway Merlin asks Arthur if he’s alright and Arthur’s all sad and brooding 🥺🥺🥺 so Merlin says he was being quiet and Arthur just answers him with a snide remark but with none of the laughter and ARTHUR, KING, SWEETIE WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET THIS BOY HELP YOU???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

SO THEN WE SKIP AHEAD A BIT AND OMFG LET ME TELL YOU I WAS CACKLING WITH LAUGHTER AND KEPT HAVING TO PAUSE IT. THIS SHIT IS GOLDEN

so Merlin walks in on Arthur asleep at his desk. if you’ve watched the show you will remember this scene because it’s too iconic but am i gonna run through it anyway?? you’re damn right i am because i am obsessed lmaoooooo

SO MERLIN JUST STRAIGHT UP BANGS ON THE DESK REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY TO GET HIM TO WAKE UP HAHAHAHAHHAA AND ARTHUR HAS FOOD ALL OVER HIS FACE I-

who fucking wrote this shit it’s too good man

Arthur jumps out of his mind and Merlin the little shit has the audacity to say “oh i’m sorry i didn’t mean to scare you” HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD MERLIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and he barely even cracks a smile how this man holds it together i will never know. honestly how Colin Morgan managed to deliver that just once without cracking up is beyond me.

OH BUT WE’RE FAR FROM FINISHED

so Arthur responds “you didn’t scare me, i was asleep” LMAOOOOO YEAH BITCH WE KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA IM STILL SCREAMING ABOUT THIS

so now Merlin starts to laugh a bit but he’s holding it together. you know when you’re in school and something funny happens with your mates and you shouldn’t laugh because you’re meant to be working but you can’t not laugh and you’re all just snorting to stop yourselves from laughing??? yeah same energy

Arthur: “why’ve you got that stupid smile on your face?” baby i don’t know what to tell you anymore

Merlin: “it’s nothing. why were you sleeping with your head on the table?” and his face just drops to confusion HOW DOES HE NOT KEEP LAUGHING

Arthur: “i fell asleep while i was reading” uh huh okay sure thing

Merlin: “what were you reading?” this is turning into the most mundane conversation you’ve ever heard but it’s priceless because Arthur’s still half asleep and Merlin’s just fucking with him i’m so done

Arthur looks around trying think of something and realises be can’t lie anymore so this bitch just has to say “i am the King of Camelot i do not have to answer to the likes of you” LMAOOOOOOOO KING JUST ADMIT YOURE AN IDIOT AND LEAVE and Arthur’s almost cracking a smile at this point too we get it you love him

Merlin: “oh you’re in a good mood, you obviously got out of the wrong side of the table” AND THIS MAN JUST STARTS PISSING HIMSELF AT HIS OWN JOKE I-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND ARTHUR’S DEADPAN STARE IS PRICELESS

and Merlin explains the joke while he’s still laughing and Arthur replies “that’s extremely clever and funny Merlin there really are no limits to your wit now will you please just get me some breakfast” HAHAHAHAHHAA MATE WHEN I SAY IM HOWLING WRITING THIS POST

‘there really are no limits to your wit’ sent me

so Merlin goes to get breakfast and Arthur (who has loads of food on his face remember) uses the plate as a mirror OH BOY

THIS SCENE COULD NOT BE ANY FUNNIER I SWEAR

he lowers the plate with another deadpan stare aimed at the door. boy is FUMING LMAOOOOOOOO

he shouts Merlin and i will suck my own big toe if there is anyone in the castle Camelot that didn’t hear him MY GOD THAT WAS PRICELESS

me current state: deceased

OH AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE OH NO NO NO

so the very next scene we’re at training Arthur tells the lads to pair up and Gwaine asks what’s in his hair. Arthur’s face is just a picture. Merlin helpfully answers that it’s stew. Leon asks him why he’s got stew in his hair. Merlin quickly responds “because he was reading” in that tone when Merlin’s being a right snarky little shit oh you know

the lads just turn to look at Arthur like “wtf man??”

Arthur takes a minute and says “change of plan. i think we’ll try something different” lmaoooo you just know what’s coming next

so Merlin’s used for sword practise

Arthur has first go and the lads are smirking at them and each other like “oh these two had another domestic” “about the stew this time ahhh right” lmaooooo

JUST GOLD

there was a whole two (2) minutes of just solid flirting, taking the piss and just generally annoying the shit out of each other i-

OH AND THERE’S MORE

it’s nighttime now and this cheeky bastard asks “would you like me to make up the bed Sire, or will you be sleeping on the table again?” with a little smile on his face HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it just keeps getting better this episode really is a gift

Arthur doesn’t respond because he’s all moody again and Merlin all but roles his eyes all he wants to do is cheer up his boyfriend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 so he sighs “is this about Gwen” and Merlin looks kinda irritated and sad and Arthur won’t even look at him and Merlin says “we all miss her. you more than anyone” and Arthur cuts him off with “you can go now” maaaaate the feels

Merlin: “Arthur”

Arthur: “get out” oh so now you look at him

omfg you were happy earlier can you please just let him help you ffs you’re just making each other really fucking sad and it’s not helping anything

and Merlin leaves and Arthur kind of looks over his shoulder and almost shakes his head like he doesn’t actually want him to go 🥺🥺 and every damn time something like this happens i expect him to say “no, wait” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

and now Arthur looks even more sad. well baby i don’t know what to tell you but you did just do that to yourself a little bit. just leT MERLIN HELP YOU ffs

SO Merlin storms in and dad Gaius is at the table reading and Merlin’s just ranting that he’s done being nice to Arthur and he doesn’t get any thanks and he’s saved his life so many times and all he ever does is shout at him. yeah boy we know aND SO DOES GAIUS because this man does not look up at him!!!!!! tell me that’s not Merlin ranting to his dad about his crush i swear-

Gaius tells him there’s more important things to worry about like the plot of this episode perhaps??? lmaoooo this is getting out of hand now. dad’s so done with Merlin’s lovesick bullshit lmaoo

so we move on a bit and Arthur tells his uncle that Merlin thinks Elyan’s possessed oh so now dad’s dead you value Merlin’s counsel huh king?? we love to see it

we love that Merlin can speak up a bit more now ehehehe

so uncle says that Merlin’s just tryna protect his friend and Arthur just looks at Merlin like “i believe you don’t worry but we need evidence man”

oh my christ we’re only half way through true episode i’ll try and speed things up a bit i think the main Merthur action’s done anyway

Merlin breaks Elyan out. arrives back at Camelot and walks into the throne room. Arthur’s drinking and reading something and just looks up when Merlin enters with the most glorious look on his face like “oh this bitch is back finally” and carefully considers what he’s gonna say to him 😂😂😭😭😭

Arthur: “Merlin! good of you to join me. perhaps i should fill you in on all that’s been happening while you’ve been... that’s a good question. what the hell have you been doing??” LMAOOOOO these two i can’t

Merlin: “i was...”

Arthur (cutting him off): “choose your next words carefully. they may be you last” pahahahahahaha alright king pipe down

Merlin: “i was searching.. in the woods.... for some herbs for Gaius” boy’s just rambling about herbs and says he got lost

Arthur: “you mean to tell me that you’ve been wandering around in the woods all night???”

and the look on this man’s face. WONDERFUL

Merlin says yes and Arthur asks what happened to his head because it’s bruised and i just knew it was coming ffs “i tripped over a root and hit my head on a tree and knocked myself out” this fucking moron. this fool i despair

Arthur just toys with him and offers him some food with him at the table is it a joke though Arthur if you actually just want to have a lunch date with him and Merlin realises he’s joking and we get another golden deadpan stare from Arthur and it’s the funniest shit damn this episode is blessed and Arthur just stares him down as he fucks off out of the room lmaooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and then to finish it off dramatically picks up his paper again so we all know he’s back to ‘important reading’ uh huh Arthur sure you’re not just thinking about that interaction?? like the rest of us clowns

fast forward and Arthur let’s Elyan go and somehow Merlin’s there again???

anyway Arthur talks to his uncle and when he’s gone Arthur confides in Merlin and Gaius i’m sorry but we have to stan some A+ development (also i really hope Arthur’s starting to lose trust in his uncle because i was sort of getting that vibe from this scene idk we can only hope)

Merlin’s in Arthur’s chambers that night clearing up and Arthur says “that’ll be all Merlin” anD MERLIN REPLIES “are you sure you don’t want me to stay?” UMMMMMMM FOR WHAT????? I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT ARTHUR WAS GOING TO SLEEP UHHHHHHHHHHHHH IDK MAN SEEMS KINDA SUS TO ME WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO MERLIN JUST SLEEP IN HIS BED WITH HIM??? HMMMMMMMMM THE PLOT MAJORLY THICKENS BECAUSE ARTHUR DOESN’T EVEN FIND THIS AN ODD SUGGESTION BECAUSE HIS RESPONSE IS JUST “think i’m gonna get an early night” OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL THAT IMPLIES THAT HIM AND MERLIN WOULD BE- *BIG COUGH COUGH*

AND SECONDLY THAT IMPLIES THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THEY’VE DONE BEFORE I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION THE EVIDENCE SEEMS PRETTY CONCLUSIVE TO ME YOUR HONOUR

then they have a nice little joke about Merlin not getting an early night lmaooo we do love to see the bants

so later on Merlin follows Arthur into the woods lmao of course he does would you really expect anything less at this point?? and they have this whole why are you here?! no why are you here?! moment lmao

Arthur tells him he’s free to go back to Camelot at any time sweetie you really think that’s gonna happen?? you fool Arthur Pendrgaaon because obviously Merlin’s not going anywhere AND THEN ARTHUR’S BACK TO BEING A SELF SACRIFICIAL LITTLE SHIT AGAIN BABY YOU’RE KING NOW YOU CAN’T BE SO WILLING TO DIE AT EVERY FUCKING PROBLEM WTF we find out that this whole thing’s Arthur’s fault but this whole scene is honestly so nice and lovely and warm and he knows what he did was wrong and that he was a stupid young man 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and the druid boy forgives him 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and he’s CRYING omg recently Merlin’s constantly on the verge of tears but when Arthur cries you know some bad shit’s going down and the music omgggg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 “from this day forth the druid people will be treated with the respect they deserve, i give you my word” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i love him your honour

so then we’re back in Arthur’s chambers and Merlin says “you know that was incredibly moving what you said at the shrine” Arthur says “it served it’s purpose” because Elyan’s alright ARTHUR STOP PRETENDING YOU DON’T CARE TO LOOK COOL FOR YOU BOYFRIEND MERLIN KNOWS YOU’RE 10X THE MAN YOUR FATHER EVER WAS

Merlin says “you meant it” and then Arthur gets a bit snappy because he’s embarrassed 🥺🥺🥺 and Merlin says “i don’t ever think i’ve seen you cry before. well not like that. you had tears running down your cheeks it’s nice to see this new sensitive emotional side to you, it suits you” doesn’t it just baby???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 then we get a classic shut up Merlin and this is the first time Arthur dares to look at him throughout this conversation 😭😭😭 and then Merlin mocks him *gasp* “i really thought you’d changed” lmaoooo “then you’re as stupid as you are ugly” lmaooooooo Arthur just tell him he’s pretty and leave

and just to finish things off

Arthur’s walking to the door

Merlin: “so there’s no chance that we could have a hug?” and he’s half 🥺 and half smiling/laughing ready to play it off

Arthur turns back to him and starts play running towards him and Merlin runs away and Arthur tackles him off screen aND YOU CANNOT TELL ME ARTHUR DID NOT GIVE THAT MAN THE BIGGEST HUG WHEN THEY WERE BOTH DOWN ON THE GROUND AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA THEH ARE SO PURE I LOVE IT 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 can you not just imagine these two giggling and chasing each other round the room i-

[erixyin]

MLQC Boys as somethings I’ve said to my boyfriend:

Gavin:

“If i commit murder would you rat me out or join me and be my partner in crime?” “... yes”

*falls off the bed* “this is ILLEGAL!”

*gets stuck in a video game* “i dont need help!” *5 minutes later* “i need help!”

“I love you but could you not” [in reference to him changing while im trying to write an essay]

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRIMINOLOGY ISNT THE STUDY OF HOW TO BE A CRIMINAL”

*everytime he starts the car* “eheheh vroom vroom”

“SIR I AM CALLING THE POLICE” “you’re the one under arrest”

“What do you mean i cant have chicken nugs for tea again?”

*him walking in and seeing me wearing his hoodie. Looks away and blushes*

“Dry my hair wind!” “The wind accepts his fate”

“Gimme hugs gimme hugs gimme hugs *hugs* yes sweaty hugs”

“Do you think I’d be a good police officer?” “No”

“Im going to the shops!” “You’re wearing just my hoodie and tshirt” “I’m still going to the shops!”

“So then i realised i couldnt go to the GP- OMG DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY WHAT A GOOD BOI” [the doggo in question is across the very busy road and is wearing a coat <3]

*gives me head pats* “am cute”

“We could illegally watch the movie...?” “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR”

Kiro:

*after a lengthy discussion about how i shouldn’t buy it” “ok but hear me out...it has ears”

“I bought 6 packets of laces” “why?” “Because I’ll eat 3 packets by myself”

*going to mcdonalds* “NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS”

*both of us singing pitch perfect word for word*

🎶 “why can i not spell this word, spell this word, pull this word. Why can i not spell this word FOR AN ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUR” 🎵

“My abs are underneath a layer of squish for warmth through winter” “same!”

“Pay attention to me ;-;” “but but but” “put the doggo down”

“Am burrito” *is a burrtoed into my blanket*

*makes cat hiss noies when trying to steal my nugs* “a violent sushi roll”

*after trying to remember my password for Moshi monsters* “I DID IT IM A HACKER”

*bf does a puzzle that ive been stuck on for 20 minutes* “JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE”

*me booping his arms and chest* “squishy and muscle. Squishy and muscle. Squishy and muscle...”

*ordering a takeaway* “LORD AM ABOUT TO BE CHONCCY”

Victor:

“Work is difficult and life is hard” “ill give you a kiss if you finish a paragraph?” “WAIT TEN MINUTES”

“I need moral support for this essay” “it’s 3am?” “As i said i need moral support”

“But can i-“ “no”

“Hear me out you’re cute” “no”

*dying of laughter after putting cat ears on him* “childish”

“There should be a cereal called breaking fast with blue marshmallows in it and sponsored by breaking bad” “... that’s not terrible”

“Why am i a gullible idiot?!” *after 4 games of chess and losing 4 times* “but you’re my cute, gullible idiot”

“Um can i have a coffee ple-“ “no” “but why?” *intense stare* “I’ll have a hot chocolate”

*walking in wearing a suit* “YOU GOT A FINE ASS BOI” *his friend looking at him. Him wanting to bury his head into the void*

*singing off key and drunk* “I’M TOO HOT!” :D :D :D :D “.... hot damn”

*plays chopsticks on the keyboard* “do you wanna be in my band?”

“Law and order again?!” “IT’S EITHER LAW AND ORDER OR SAY YES TO THE DRESS WHAT DO YOU WANT”

“Disney film night!” *deflated sigh*

*in front of his frens in a alt store* “which collar should i get?” *bats eyes innocently*

*wakes me up at 8am* “an UNGODLY time” “no”

Lucien:

*listening to him explain a fish to me* “hehehe puffer fishy be so chonccy”

“I found you this rock!” “Excellent”

*wearing his jacket* “NOODLE ARMS ATTACK” “aaaa so scary”

*puts his hand on my thigh* “NOT IN PUBLIC” “but why?”

“This is my plant Dave the cactus, and this is my plant medusa the snek plant, and this is my plant sam the mini cactus and this is my plant...” *look of adoration*

*drags him away from his laptop to go to bed*

*after talking about trust issues because of my ex* *him: gets up* “where are you going?” “To commit murder”

*plays with his hair and he purrs*

*hot water bottle on tummy* “i am an egg in pain” “the cutest egg tho”

“DOGGY” “thats a fox dear” “SNEAKY DOGGY”

*having a an in-depth discussion on evolution* *5minutes later* “do you think the T. rex went extinct because he couldnt applaud his friends and died out of sadness?”

*i’ve killed him. He’s dead” “ill get the body bag” “my poor goldfish- WHAT”

*sits next to him wearing a hoodie and thigh highs* “you’re distracting me” “I’m just breathing” “yes”

*going to dance clubs always ends up with me against a wall*

*is wearing a cute bodycon dress with mesh panels* “we’re gonna be home early”

*what do you think of my new fishnets? *runs finger down them* “asmr all the time”

*me feeling insecure* “i think I’ve gained weight” “great then my plan i working! You will be healthy!”

Shaw:

*accidentally walks out of a shop holding a key ring i havent bought* “im a criminal [crying]” “a terrible one too”

*is 3months younger than me* “you’re so old” “you’re the one who looks 5 years older than you are” “take that back!”

“You can’t wear your leather jacket to a formal event” “fucking watch me”

*kisses and dancing in the rain*

“Idiot” *wtaches me splash in all the puddles like a child*

*watches me cry over a tiny snail i found* “i love this you”

“Omg look at this SNALLLL!” “Snail?” “SNALLLLL”

“I have so much debt” “its because all of the McNugs you buy”

“Help me dye my hair?” “Certainly that will be £300” “aaaaa”

“You’re so mean!” “I have to be otherwise you’ll never learn” *talking about watching another episode of game of thrones*

*has to look away for some game of thrones scenes* “a fragile child” “im older than you”

“Can i paint your nails?” “Yeah my masculinity ain’t fragile” “can i paint them holo?” “No”

*cuddling* “you smell” “do you want sex or not” “you smell lovely”

[jewels2876]

First Impression - T.H. Drabble

requested by @just-the-hiddles - prompt in bold

You never thought you’d have to do this, but here you are creating an online profile for this dating website your bestie had recommended. While you wanted to be annoyed at the idea, the guy your best friend had found was one of the nicest guys and made her positively sick with their adorableness. You had rolled your eyes at her insistence, but after you finished your profile you wandered through the myriad of potential dates available.

About thirty minutes, and 5 or so matches later, you were ready to call it a day on the dating site when you heard a ping of an incoming message. Curious, you opened the flashing button on the computer screen. There was no picture of the person but a polite greeting. Hello darling! Lovely to see you online right now! Might we chat?

You weighed your options: he could be a weirdo and you can log out quickly or… he could be like your best friend’s boyfriend. On the plus side, he seemed polite. You quickly messaged back. Hi! Sorry it took me a moment to respond, I was just on my way off the computer. How are you today?

A ping came back just as fast. Tired I’m afraid. I’ve been working very long hours lately, and not much time for myself. One of the few reasons I’m trying this. :)  How are you?

You thought about your answer for a moment. Suspicious. Adding my profile on here was at the suggestion of a friend. But things can’t always be that bad. There’s always tomorrow right?

He sent a smiley face before his next message. I feel honored you chose to talk to me then! I promise not to ruin your idea of online dating though. Ehehehe

You laughed out loud before responding back

*

Three months later, you were tapping your feet at a local coffee shop. You had finally agreed to meet Tom, your online chat buddy. Ever since his first message, it was clear he was one of the good guys everyone looked for. But he never sent you a picture of himself. His reasoning was simple, as an actor you may already have opinions of him and he wanted you to get to know him as a person before you met in person.

You couldn’t fault his reasoning at this point; once he asked for your number two days after you first spoke, the ease of conversation was frightening. Each time he called, or texted, you the smile on your face was hard to miss. Your best friend made you eat your original words and you were certain you were going to have more to tell her, if he showed up.

You looked around the coffee shop one last time before glancing at your Fitbit watch. Five minutes late and you were beginning to think he was standing you up. You heard a cough and looked over at… holy shit was your first thought, followed quickly by a ‘no way.’ “Ummm…”

“You look a lot different from your profile picture,” he teased just a bit as he sat across from you.

You barked out a laugh then blushed beet red. “If I had known my highlights would throw you off, I would have waited a week,” you couldn’t help teasing back. You heard his familiar laugh and felt the butterflies in your stomach rioting. If this is real pinch me.

Something hit your leg and you yelped. A little boy with floppy curls ran by, his frazzled mom behind him. “Sorry,” she half yelled as she chased after him.

The guy in front of you grinned. “Hi, I’m Tom. It’s nice to finally meet you in person y/n.”

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