#flash is goofy and I dont mind that

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Silly little miscellaneous JL headcanons:

Arthur:

-enjoys knitting to de-stress (has a lot of warm blankets he made out of frustration)

-likes to poke his head out of the water like a shark sometimes (it looks really funny and kinda cute)

Barry:

-has to consciously walk slow (he just naturally walks fast and tends to leave the group behind)

-has a hard time estimating how long it will take him to get somewhere (plays into the whole being perpetually late thing)

Clark:

-definitely chews on weird things during meetings and ends up eating it ("Clark where did the thing go?" "I ate it"<- is being serious)

-rolls his eyes a LOT when he thinks people aren't looking (he's a sassy bitch, Ma has definitely called him out on it multiple times)

Jonn:

-tends to hide food in odd places a lot (it does not help that his friends keep eating each other's food from the fridge)

-strong sweet tooth, the amount of sugar he consumes would not be healthy for a human

Hal:

-also a really good driver (dare I say he could be a good race car driver too?)

-fork lift certified >:)

Diana:

-is actually a big sports fan, enjoys watching games on the TV and live. Will happily join you to watch one

-loves any messy outdoors activity, really. Willing to try anything more than once.

Dinah:

-actually REALLY good at reading sheet music and sight reading

-has tested how high she can sing without breaking things too many times to count (she says it's for science, Dinah we no longer have glass cups bc of you)

Oliver:

-loves cooking, it's his love language, always willing to try new stuff (but also just tends to enjoy making the same things a lot)

-loves board games but gets too competitive (how the hell is one THAT good at jenga wtf??)

Bruce:

-has a very goth-style of dancing

-bit of a history nerd, will listen to Diana ramble about her work in archeology a lot too

Billy:

-really good at chess and jigsaw puzzles

-knows how to sew/mend clothing really well and will offer to fix something for you

[marzipanilla]

I read your keep reading break as my keep reading break and this whole rant almost showed up, ass out for the dash xD

I do my best to be like 'yeah that's a kid, limited experience/perceptions whatevs' but also... that is a fictional character written by an adult. At the end of the day if you fail to make me feel anything but annoyance/rage at the character, I will unapologetically dislike them and age is not a limiting factor lol Plus you have so many opportunities to not make him obnoxious (or at the very least justify his obnoxiousness) and then you don't it's like ?? Then you pile on the added factors of why the fuck is Debbie his main parent, and are we ever going to address why Nolan felt compelled to actually produce another child in the middle of his suicidal depression after fucking up his last one- like... Not only is he a plot device to make Mark think about shit that he has plenty of other plot devices making him think about anyway (his dad's 'we're better than them' speech, finding out every other version of him is a prick- like Oliver saying 'what if dad is right' is SO pointless bc it's a thought that should have already occurred to Mark and been faced and- dealt with or not - we didn't need this specific character to talk about it!) so Oliver just basically fucks up other characters arcs/personalities in the process of asking a question THAT SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN ASKED.

I WILL sit down and write Kregg or Lucan using toddler purple boy as a bludgeon against Nolan's head and him having to sit their with his dead son's brains in his mouth and actually face the immediate consequences of his actions instead of getting to run off to a secondary location and decide how to approach it from a distance. Literally NO ONE had to die on Thraxa Nolan. You could have just left.

Yeah the purple-ness is BS. It's like 'Nolan has red blood, Andressa has blue skin... those two colors make purple!' like SIR ??

It almost feels like the characters personalities have been retconned a bit. Like. Mark guilt magnet 'I must control myself' Grayson absolutely failing so hard at that or even apparently caring at failing so hard at that. I already had my secondary post ranting about Debbie's parenting thus far this season lol Like, do these people not remember anything that happened to them previously ?? The trajectory was wobbly, but you had a trajectory! Mark TRYING to get in control and finding it harder could have been a thing ! But no, he just had strength training and now murders his way through his problems ?? Maybe Debbie overcompensating because Nolan WAS a murderer so she put too many heroes vs bad guys shit in Oliver's head ?? but no ?? they're just ?? acting weird ??? instead ??

Nolan disproved that viltrumites aren't inherently incapable of experiencing empathy! He just had to learn it ! And Oliver was definitely raised in a situation where he should have been learning it ! SO WHERE IS THIS ELITISM COMING FROM. WHERE WHERE SHOW. Did his thraxan mom kissing him on the forehead and calling him the specialist boy ever (worth the destruction of her planet!) fuck up his head?? we ever going to talk about Andressa again?? ever?

So like how you talked about not wanting to read the manga while watching the anime bc it changes things- I am unfortunately anticipating way too much and it's kinda throwing things off for me lol I genuinely wonder if I will like this season a lot more on a second watch bc I won't be spending the entire time screaming at the screen about things almost happening. Like. I knew who was the king of Earth in the future, so, the slow ass build up to it just made me fucking impatient. Not to mention my future comic knowledge of how that story line comes around at all just makes me roll my eyes at everything that happened there- tho at least show Mark points out that Immortal could have just, y'know, STOPPED- something his comic counterpart never seemed to realize was a valid thing to say. Like dude. Suicide by Mark is still suicide. Throw your ass into the sun! You met Mark and Kate at the same time, but you remember him and not her? You've had hundreds of wives? Get this man a pocket pussy, apparently he can't experience any empathy for living things unless his dick is getting wet on the reg. Like. Immortal just annoys me so much. Enduring while everything around you dies is an interesting story ! Somehow every time he tries to bring it up I just hate him.

Though he is just another example of something that I think Kirkman had done a few times- which is it doesn't seem to occur to characters that they can say no. Nolan, bud, maybe DON'T become emperor of the people of a planet you know nothing about ?? Did it ever occur to you that would be a BAD MOVE ? You can help out and not be their ruler. Same for Immortal. Not to mention future Mark being so into dictators he assigns one to Earth is wild. Kirkman just seems to really love dictators.

I think Nolan's almost execution and the break out was done SUPER well. Love watching that pathetic man try and drown himself in regret like this bitch doesn't full on have two kids he is escaping responsibility for in the process. Sir. It is time for you to use your punchy punch powers to maybe start punching things back together.

I thought the reveal that Viltrumites were almost extinct was going to happen at the end of last season, so, to say I have been waiting for this news is an understatement xD I also thought one thing I was super worried about got addressed to never come back to haunt me, only to realize it is still VERY possible for it to be brought up and I just have so much anxiety about that- that until I know one way or another my enjoyment of what is in the eps is SO limited. Like, I NEED TO KNOW so I can know whether or not to be mad and just deal with it, or I can be relieved and just enjoy what comes next.

Fun fact, we now know more about Rae- and have seen her in civilian clothes- then we do about Kate. WILD.

I like PFT but having the narrator come back was so unnecessary. They tried to push the comedy so hard this ep, and I imagine it's supposed to be a breather before more oncoming shit hits the fan but.. Allen is enough comedic relief. I don't need a random voice.

Also Mark, your mom has had some serious traumatic experiences with people breaking into her house- maybe don't sneak people in and not tell her about it. Maybe. Yes haha funny moment (and I was full on waiting for Debbie to be like 'tell Eve I said goodnight' through the door) but I will still sit here and be like stop lying to your mom about stupid shit! Let her know whose in the house so she wont be freaked out by it!

And to jump back to previous ep- Mark faced consequences for once, Immortal? The kid who got a mace through the gut? Almost died to his father? Had to go to Atlantis by himself to face the crimes his father committed? Who almost died getting sent on a mission he had to tell Cecil he would be a good dog for ?? Whose mother and brother almost died bc of a guy who escaped the aftermath you IMMORTAL were supposed to be cleaning up? You think Cecil blowing out his eardrums was the first time he faced consequences?? go fuck yourself. Mark was being stupid but that response is so dumb. 'for once' SIR. you have just been dead and depressed you haven't been around. fuck off.

Mark agreeing to go hang out on a beach w Debbie instead of refusing and the beach is Beach City (am now officially thinking too much about this crossover lol)

The way I got caught up on our back and forth I almost forgot this, lol! AND OH MY GOODNESS, IMAGINE? I forget exactly what which point Debbie makes the beach offer, but I’d love when exactly in SU/SUF-timeline they’d go? There’s something so fucking funny to me about them going during the SUF-timeline and always narrowly missing the strange, Steven-shaped mental breakdowns in the back. I know those don’t occur in a single day, but it’s tickling me. How could they miss anything? I don’t know I just think it’s funny.

Though, post-SUF is interesting if Gems can see the similar “world on your shoulders”, Mark has going on! Steven can shunt the narrative in the Gems’ minds, which I think is neat, if I’m not misusing the phrase since the guy’s on the road far away. Or maybe it’s just before Steven goes and they stumble into each other. I’d kinda love Pearl and Debbie interacting, honestly, if they could talk about loving someone who hurt you, hide things from you, even when you thought you knew them so deeply, and they left you to raise a child. Pearl being in a well adjusted space, and Debbie still grieving.

Honestly, the gems could help train Mark, they’re got experience and similar-ish powers in strength, sturdiness, and they can jump/run fast enough for flying to be vaguely similar enough to lecture about, I think. Or Lapis Lazulis, haha! Peridot with her trash can lid! Garnet, I’d love to see if she told Mark anything about his future in vague, well meaning advice. Or even giving relationship advice considering Amber. Or, importantly, how to convince an entire reign to end their colonizing ways, lol. Is Mark perhaps willing to start a war, take advantage of being related to any leaders, or fake his own death to varying results?

In general, there’s something so fucking funny to me about Nolan, in the sake of comparison, being Pink Diamond coded. Like OH, did an important or well respected of the colonizing empire come to earth and learn the beauty of its people and nature, including faking/lying/omitting things about his identity and background to being in, only to feel conflicted when his responsibility still remained, and he tried to free himself from them? Yikes! We’ve been through that before! Like gimme Pink Diamond and Nolan outfit swap rn. This is tickling me so much oh my goodness.

[missmarveledsblog]

Someone older [part two ] (Tony stark x reader ) 18+

summary : a night that tony stark makes y/n realise he was right when she needed someone older only he was gonna make sure it would be him from now on

warning : fluffy , goofy and smutty fic ahead , ( age gap) soft!tony , jealousy , possesive , oral (fem recieving ) , overstimulation , body worship , fingering , squirting , unprotected p in v ( dont be silly wrap that willy ) , daddy kink . written on my phone so not proof read (soz ) picture doesnt decribe reader more of cover for fic

Maybe it was a dream ,  to even come to terms with the whole idea of going on a date with Tony Stark. Come on, it had to be right . Yet she was running down the halls of the compound like her ass was on fire .  almost running into the door as she began pounding, almost hitting Bruce in the chest when he opened it up . Although the smirk on his face as he walked off out of the room confused her a little and the even bigger smirk on natasha Romanoff's face  told her maybe the widow knew why she was currently panting in the doorway . 

“ stank asked me out” she held her chest as she caught her breath thinking she might take Steve up in his offer to get her a little more fit. 

“ Yeah bucky kinds already told us , god it's  about time come on let i already got the detail off stark and wanda ready” nat stood walking out leading more questions that what was originally going to be asked and honestly impressive of how quick the widow could find things out even if bucky didn't spill  the beans .  The two ladies walk barely a few feet only to see wanda standing excitedly at the female science bro's door , eyes flashing red before an excited giggle spilled from her lips  . 

“ ohh you’ll love it “she hyped as the now three walked into the suite  before she could even ask  nat was pushing her into the bathroom , a. stern look like a mother trying to get her child to do bath time as the scarlet witch was preoccupied in  her closet . 

It wasn't like him to feel this way , the fact he was nervous was a testament of how big this was for him . maybe he was late to the game, the way could still remember the first day she came into their lives. How he stumbled over his own feet when fury introduced them to the woman . The whole thing was funny in itself when the avengers were tracking down a hacker and turned out to be a young woman who  made a minor slip because she didn't agree with what her bosses were doing or in fact she realised they were not who they said they were .  What was the best part when she clapped fury on the shoulder and told him “ About time you got here” .  turned out the company was hydra under the guise as medical research , she was there to let them research that would look into ‘ perfect’ minds . She had  an impressive high IQ  ,photographic  memory which made her a valuable  asset to have .   Of course she was asked to join the team , work in the lab as well as on the jet out of the action closet she was scolding the hulk for throwing an agent and nearly hitting her or when she first met loki and decided to talk to the god the whole trip home.   Every waking moment from the first time they met went from a schoolboy crush to something bigger , something stronger , it   honestly  scared the shit out of him .  Messing this up scared him even more  from the moment she said yes  and out of the lab he got to work .   He told Nat what he had planned even before he got the confirmation  and yet he was still wondering if it was too much or did he need to do more .  He needed it to be perfect , especially for her. Something about y/n made him a goner .

any other time she would have loved the widow making her glammed up but now she was just well too nervous .  Wanda left an outfit on the bed before heading down to enjoy a movie night with vision while Nat was busy  working away  on her hair and make up .  she had to give it to the widow she was giving nothing away even the outfit didnt even hint at it . it was a short body con , her leather trench coat  as well as her knee high boots . an outfit  sexy and classy in its own way before nat was patting her on the ass and telling her to let her know how it goes when she gets back .  checking herself over wondering was she over or underdressed  for whatever was going to be their date .   The knock on her door had her heart thumping and her hands sweating pulling on the boots and grabbing her bag . only see Tony Stark standing shirt and dress pants looking like sin itself before her . 

“ wow you look … beautiful “ he smiled holding his arm out.

“ not so bad yourself” a wink and her arm easily sliding and linking. She didn't know how she was playing it so cool  when her mouth was watering or the fact her heart may burst out of her chest at any time. 

“ Well,  let's not waste our beauty huh? let me show you how  you should be treated” he stood a little taller , smug grin on his face as he passed his fellow male avengers . leading her out she was surprised to see he was actually driving the car himself and of course it was a sleek black  sports car , one she mentioned she likes most out of the luxury collection of cars. opening the door , even putting her belt on for her a kiss on the cheek and wink before he went to his own side . 

“ any hints” she asked sweetly . 

“ nah i don't think i will , just wait and see” he chuckled .

“ ominous much “.

“ surprise is more the vibe im going for  plus hints would give it away “ he smirked as gate of compound open and for once he didn't care  for the paparazzi  yelling and calling his name trying to find out the latest scoop and part of him wanted to stop and tell him he was on a date so the world would know she was his . 

“ ok how do you guys deal with that , i mean constantly around” she looked around wide eyed. “ shit i should hide right?”. 

“  nah its ok , you get used to it over a while ,  they can be intense but nothing compared to what we actually do “  he patted her thigh wondering a second if he should leave his hand there or not  then he saw her hand thought it was better to hold that instead or bring it to his lips making the flashing light more frenzied. 

“At least this time I'll  be front page not in cuffs “ she snorted as they  drove off fully leaving the flashing light in the background as the engine roared. 

“ wait what you mean cuffs” his own wide eye look now. 

“ when you guys met me first I was arrested first i mean it was shield holding cell so wasn't that bad , plus i think that when fury decided to offer me a job” she explained easily . 

“  what made you blow the whistle , that could of gotten you well  deeper trouble”. 

“ because i took that job out of desperation i mean ok i only ever told nat and fury  … wanda seen it as did loki but that doesn't  count, when i took that job it was after college and i couldn't get a job  even with everything because of my gender or my background. you know you read my locked file “ she smirked.

“ only glanced really” he shrugged . 

“ well i wasn't  brought up in the best well  environment , my parents  were gone from my life so i was left to fend for myself  which honestly i don't mind i think i was better of in a shitty way but it was tough sometimes i wouldn't know where my next meal would come from , then i decided to use the so called gift that i was given  so i started  counting cards and underground gambling which worked but brought me on the radar of the wrong people , naive or just desperate to survive i believed that it was all above board  which honestly  was stupid of me but  then i noticed  something was up so i would  watch my boss logging into the main system and well i seen i was gonna be a experiment  for  the bad guys  which i would of  looked past but the list wasn't  just me and i couldn’t  let that happen so i began to play with shield only instead of fully covering myself i left a crumb “. 

“ I remember the questioning very well  , you ran fury through a loop” he chuckled . 

“ Because  he was a dick at first, “ she laughed. 

He had her talking , speaking about everything, anything ,   not for the fact he loved  her attention on him that was just a bonus but if she looked caught on to where they were going it would have blown the surprise.  Yet he was learning more about  the woman he spent his days with ,  learned more about a background that a file couldn't tell him .  ones that made him like her more , the way  she appreciated life in a different perspective than he did , a more real outlook he would never have given he was basically from total different world in the way not just in age because it did come up the vast difference in their ages  but yet she talk in a more maturely than his own . It was hard to believe she was in her mid twenties at times yet in her maturity she was still her age in a sense with humour .  The age was slightly still in the back of his mind and yet every time she  would talk or even look at him a certain way it would fade away . 

“ Holy shit” she smiled brightly looking at the diner , the place she love most in her life as she made comments about a lot few times not thinking it would stick in the billionaire's brains . 

“ its not the club but hey hopefully you'll  like it alot more “ he chuckled as he got out of the car running to her side , hand held out to help her out of the car  only this time he intertwined his fingers  with hers seeing the flush on her cheeks  which only fuel his confidence to pull her to his side wrapping his hand around her wrap waist  and surprise look on  her face.  the door opening to see the place almost empty bar a few security detail more so for press than an actual threat as she was brought to the very booth she spent her time at continuously studying when she was in college  and Martha, a waitress and friend waiting . 

 “ Wow you do pay attention huh” she laughed heading to hug the woman . 

“ of course i do sweetheart “ tony grinned enjoying how big the smile was on her face , of course he could of went to the hottest restaurant , club  or venue but  y/n was different , she wasn't type to be impressed by  all that , well unless it was equipment for the lab but even when natasha brought her to get clothes  the bill wasn’t  what  they thought it was until nat made her spend a lot more .  

“ what can i get for you two , or should i say for you sir” martha stood already writing away . 

“  can mess with perfection “ she beamed up at the older woman . 

“ whats good here ?” .

“  ohh  he would love the cheese burgers” she sat up excitedly .

 “  Well then I will have that and fries thanks”.

“ coming up and missy better come around more often i miss you “ martha eyed her up playfully . 

“ I miss you, Martha,” she stood and hugged the woman, yet tony eyes couldn't help  roam her figure . Of course he was only a man and she was an absolutely stunning  woman ,  the way the dress hugged her body in a goddess-like way .   She was a hidden gem , a woman who could grace any cover  of a magazine or catwalk .  the way she occupied his mind for the longest time or when he was fucking someone else how it was her face he was seeing , her moans he heard . Emotionally and physically  she was living in his head rent free.

the diner was filled with chatter and light conversation . Not one of awkward  uncomfortable flirting although the flirty tone was present but it was very much welcome  then it came time to leave and the rest of his master plan to come about  one that spoke volume in itself  and yet she had no idea although instead of the sports car  the limo was awaiting the two . It was impressive how much this man held her attention  so much  that the rest of the world was in the background . 

“ ladies first” he smirked opening the door .   holding his hand out  to lead her in the limo almost holding her close to him in a way  he couldn’t  before.  feeling the heat of her body at his side , every single detail of her face , the way her eyes almost sparkled as she was talking.   his eyes glancing at the pillow plump lips before looking back up to see her doing the same .  hand on her cheek , softly caressing  the softness of her skin , watching her leaning to his touch .  agonisingly slow his face came close waiting for her to stop him  but her eyes almost a need in the gaze as she  moved closer turning herself more to the man.  both inches from each other , both waiting for the other to make the move , a teasing game almost daring the other until Tony snapped . 

“ never one for patience” he winked before crashing his lips to hers .  how  he went so long, how he went being in her presence and never doing this was beyond him , one taste of her lips and he was addicted, the feeling of her palm on his chest like she was  in control of bringing every nerve in his body to life  alone. effortlessly he lifted her up  putting her on his lap of course she was meant to be there with how perfect she fit in it.  her hand in his  hair and his in hers  that soft sensual kiss pacing in a heated passion  that had his  cock hardening and her thighs clenched .  a soft moan when his tongue danced with her not a fight in any form for dominance  , fully submitting herself to him completely . 

The heated make out session pulled to an end when the limo came to a stop  and her brows furrowed in confusion to not see the compound  but an air ground  one  the Avengers had used many times  and a private jet awaiting  on the tarmac .  even adding to her confusion was seeing her luggage being brought to the jet .  the realisation of the scarlet witches actions and her leaving before y/n was even out of the shower .

“ It's cute you thought  the date was over “ he smirked fixing her hair and wiping her lips and she had done the same . 

“ Where are we going or is it a surprise?”

“ what you think , come on  we have a week long date my dear “ he got out of the car holding his hand out as she shook her head with a smile on her lips. 

“ you , tony stark is going to be away from the lab for a full week” she questioned. 

“ hey it's overdue and apparently  so is your time off so better time spend it than together huh? “ he pecked her lips and lifted her up with a squeak. "Plus if i'm going to prove a point i gotta do it right” he carried her easily towards the jet ignoring the looks on the flight attendants faces mixture of sadness and jealousy all rolled in  one . 

“ holy shit “ she gasped looking around  of course she was used to the jet on mission but this was divine luxury .   every part of  her felt almost afraid to touch anything and yet she was in awe of it all .  it wasn't  til she felt tony's hand on her lower back  leading her to  sit .   “ this is insane “ she looked around seeing the big mounted tv , private bar just to the way .

“ Yeah, not bad huh ? now  if you're hungry or want a drink, it's a long flight just let me or these nice ladies know” he turned eyes locked more on her still swollen kiss bitten lips .  

“ would you like anything mister stark “ soft sultry voice called as the woman almost purred . of course this woman was gorgeous  as where the others  that stood .

“ you want anything sweetheart “  he almost whispered looking down not once did he spare any female in the vicinity  a look , his gaze solely on her. 

“ no im ok” 

“ No, we don't want anything your excused” he called still not once looking nor seeing the look of disbelief on the leggy blondes face as she and her fellow co workers walked off . 

“ How long is the flight?” she asked sweetly, batting her lashes . 

“ yeah no not telling you ,  wanna watch a movie or ? “ he chuckled . 

“  or  we can pretend to watch one “ she smirked .

“ It's like you can read my mind  here, check this out” he stood hitting a button as the sofa began moving out and down into a bed. 

“ showing off much ?” 

“ its working right” he shot back .

 “ i mean its not the lab but its not to shabby i guess” she shrugged . 

“  and i quote you said its  this is insane “ he chuckled . 

“ it was in the moment”. 

“ hmm i better up the steaks then right ?” he pulled her close, making  her giggle like a schoolgirl . 

“ Excuse me mr stark are we going the usual Paris route   , you know the one you usually bring your guest” the leggy blonde came back with a snideness to her tone. The way the jealousy poured from the woman was honestly amusing in a sense.

“ were aren't going to paris “ he called back . 

“ oh is it russia or greece” she answered sweetly yet the glare at y/n told another story. 

“ so europe is  destination ?” y/n  pulled his attention back to her not that it needed much effort. 

“ still a surprise but yes europe”  he sighed . 

 “ worked for the others” the woman scoffed. 

“ it is a beautiful place” she smiled . 

“ worked for all those other women”  the woman scoffed. 

“ next time we can go paris “ she turned to tony making him grin even larger .

“ mr stark doesn't do next times “ the woman cut in  almost growling . 

“  i think mr stark would disagree , right sir “ y/n batted her lashes feeling his grip tighten on her hip . 

“ she is right  i  usually don't do next  times ..” he said as the woman beamed. “ but that changed the moment your cuffed up little ass came into my life” he kissed her lips as they heard a huff of annoyance and stomping steps .  pulling back he lifted one of the seats taking out pillows and blankets  as they made the makeshift bed  as she was looking through the movie selection  hitting whatever looked vaguely ok before sitting on the bed as tony walked to the bar pulling out the champagne as well as two glasses .  

“ so europe , 7 to 9 hours, please tell me my luggage is accessible,” she asked . 

“ no but  some of my  clothes are in the closet there,” he nodded his head as she got up, pulling the boots to her feet. a coy smile as she walked over to the  closet looking, an amused shake of her head to see the various band t-shirts as well as suits  a part of home wherever he went it seemed .  pulling the largest one out  turning to the man  a hidden smile her  face  one filled with so much mischief it would make loki himself proud. 

“ small bed room and  bathroom is ther.. or there is totally yeah nice “ he stopped  short as she pulled the zipper of her dress down letting it fall to her feet as she pulled the t shirt slowly on her  body before heading to the sofa bed blinking up at the man in pure innocence like she didn't just stripped in front of the man , also noting to the girl for the matching lace set .  

“ your trouble you know that “ he chuckled shaking his head . 

“  me never “ she feigned innocence as he dove at her making her erupt into laughter . 

“ maybe as much trouble as i am that's saying something sweetcheeks “ he leaned over her hitching her leg on his hip and grabbing a handful of her ass to emphasise  the nickname as a gasp fell from her lips . 

“ i think i got you beat old man “ she mused . 

“  pfft old man” he asked as she nodded playful glint in her eye almost daring him to do something. “ i'll  show you an old man “ he leaned down his breathe fanning on her ear before he nipped her ear lobe .   half lidded eye nothing his mind could conjure up would be even close to the real thing.  

She could feel it building deep within her lower belly , every part of her body was under his control to bend and will in any way he saw fit . She could never find herself getting tired of kissing him, already completely addicted to the taste of him on her lips ,  her tongue and yet  the feeling on his lips on her skin was something else . She wasn't a virgin nor lacking experience and yet this felt different , this felt so much better than before and all he was doing was kissing down her jaw  , sensual in its touch making every part of her body tingle in anticipation  for what was to come next .  his hands slipped under  his shirt that adorned her body sending goosebumps in its wake . effortlessly picking her up legs wrapping around his waist and hand in his hair as she kissed his lips harder , pure lust and something else in the action as they walked  the short distance to the bedroom, something she could marvel at another time .  pulling the T-shirt from her body throwing it wherever it wasn't a priority same with tony shirt, mouth watering at the pure muscle and toned body  she may of known was there but now she didn't have to hide it , shameless oogle the billionaire's physique ,  the strong arms that lift heavy machinery , how the veins popped during a hard inventions now she had those arms around her , calloused strong hands on her body  placing her on the bed as he took in the woman before him . the black lace bra and panties  looking like a sin filled vision of an angel in his eyes .  one hand releasing the clasp of her bra throwing it  along with his own clothes like each clothing article offended him with their presence and in that moment they did . the fact it hid this work of art from his gaze was a crime against all . 

hand gliding up her ribs before cupping her perky perfect breast  , finger teasing the now peaks of her nipples making a soft sigh filled whimper from her mouth a sound he needed recorded and played everyday of his life . 

“ fucking perfect “ he groaned feeling her heat against the straining of his cock , the delious grind of her hips , that friction that made them both moan . “ impatient” he replied cockily, a roll of his own hips making her moan out his name . 

“ please touch me , fuck me , eat me whole just do something “ she breathe out needing some sort of realise , standing up as he pulled himself free and her panties down her leg. he would usually do it , get it over with get his own release  but no he needed to take his time , pick her apart piece by piece , come apart every way he could as he kissed down tauntly slow making her squirm and wiggle.

feeling the soft skin of her body under his lips , the scent of her arousal almost calling to every sense in her body making his own pupils blow wide with lust .  her sound , her everything had him gone , kissing the plush expanse of her thighs  taunting and teasing  but at this stage he didn't know if he was teasing her or himself .  impatiently he dove in  , the moment she hit his tongue he was ready  to spend the rest of his life  right there . like nectar of the god as his tongue went from weeping entrance to her puffy clit , smirk went he felt her hand tangle in his hair  or her hips bucking following his ministration. 

“ fuck right there” she cried out only for his lips to seal around the peak making her cry out, thighs locking around his head as her eyes rolled back . wave and wave  of pleasure as tony stark , iron man ate her out like it was his mission , his sole goal in life. 

He was going to snap her in half she was sure of  it and yet she didn't want him to stop . leaning up on her elbows watching the man she dreamt of devouring her like his first and last meal all in one.  orgasm after orgasm she could feel her stomach tightening once more that blinding light hitting her eyes and she felt the coil snap once more , pushing his head lazily . 

“ baby girl you are divine “ he kneeled between her legs  wiping her slick off his mouth .

“ i think you killed me … a few times “ she laughed her skin had a sheen of sweat on her body . 

“ not bad for an old man then “ he winked, leaning down almost  making her feel like his prey . 

“Well old man , since you got a taste it's my turn” her hand on his chest right at the reactor core ready to push him down only for him to grab her wrist. 

“ Sweet but not happening now, lay back and be a good girl”  he nipped her bottom lip , kissing her softly , a moan from her lips at the taste of herself something she thought could be sexy or hot.  Then she felt his finger gliding in and out of  her awaiting hole.  feeling  his fingers curl and hit spots she never felt before . arching her back , breathless panting  and moans being swallowed for his kiss. she felt that familiar and yet this time it was a different feeling. It was stronger and more intense the pressure on her lower half was different and when his thumb hit the overstimulated  button  with a scream . she felt her arousal gushing from her body.

“ good fucking girl “ he rasped helping her ride out the pleasure . 

“ oh sweet fuck your gonna kill me , I've  never done that before” she panted a lazy smile on her lips . 

“ need a break?” He kissed her cheek. 

“ Never” she giggled, pushing him on his back with a thump , like he unlocked a new part of her, a new insatiable monster .  a roll of her hips , his hand falling to his hips  a tip grip. lifting her  hips stroking his hardening length  before sinking down feeling every ridge and vein as her walls making both moan at the feeling . 

“ fuck baby , you feel like heave so fucking tight “ he rasped feeling her walls clench around his length . “ most perfect little pussy “ he growled, unable to give her control as he lifted up and put her on her back .  slow and meticulous  trust of his hips trying to keep his senses  but it only went so far . 

“ mmm fuck tony harder.. yes yes fuck like that daddy” she moaned unaware of the  words coming out of her lips  yet he could of came there and then . 

“ such a good girl for daddy  aren't … whose pussy is this baby” he grunted slamming in almost knocking every thought out of her head .  “ come on baby who owns this perfect pussy” . 

“ you daddy , it's … its yours” pleasure nonsensical  babbles falling from her lips.  

“ fucking right it is , no one gets this  , no one get you like this baby  only daddy” he snapped his hips harder feeling his own release coming . “ Come on baby cum on daddy's cock “ he groaned, finger circling her puffy clit , he could feel her wall clench,   sucking him in  , he could feel it coming after all this time he could tell  how her body reacted . her release hit like a wall as his own came not long after painting her walls white as he fucked them through their highs . 

both sweating and panting mess as he fell right beside her pulling her face to his to kiss her lips, another thing he couldn't doing that either. 

“  I stand corrected old man” she yawn putting her head on his chest. 

“ I prefer daddy than old man” he teases, making her cheeks flushed. “ Come on, let's get you cleaned up “ he stood up putting his boxer on  grabbing his T-shirt placing it on her body .  She felt almost boneless when he lifted her up carrying her to the bathroom  a decent size giving it was on a jet but then again it was a stark one . placing her on the counter so gently , so soft in affection . 

“ sorry sweetheart “ he kissed her cheek when she hissed at the feeling of the wet cloth against her . “Wait here I'll get you some bottoms” he kissed her nose . only leaving  for a second before coming back with boxers he called back to someone to clean the bedroom before smiling fondly at her. putting them on it was like a whole other side to the man  before her , it felt  it was such a personal interaction  that didn't help that strong growing feeling.  

“ Come on baby lets get you some rest “ he kissed her nose once more lifting her up .

“ i can walk, Tony,” she snorted. 

“ Well I don't want to let you go so deal with it “ he held her closer. the leggy blonde before carrying the plastic bag with the soaked sheets evident seething look on her face . 

“ would you like me to help you out mister stark “ she asked. 

“ nah me and my girl are gonna watch a movie to get some sleep” he walked off while y/n gave a little finger wave as they went back to the main area . “ Actually I could use you “ he called making the woman almost run . 

“ I knew you would sir .. I mean I know how to .” she began  only for tony cut her off . 

“ yeah won't happen again but can you get  a blanket thanks she feels a little cold”.

 With huff and stomp the woman went off only for her coworker to return with a blanket and smile on her face. 

“ If you need anything, please ask me anytime” she handed the blanket before heading off . 

“ your girl” y/n finally spoke up .

“ well duh” he rolled his eyes playfully. 

“I'm not complaining” She snuggled into his side feeling her eyes getting heavy, his hand rubbing her back in soothing circles before she drifted off. Unaware of the man's eyes on her in such adoration and awe kissing the top of her head. Before her he didn't think of relationships, he never gave them a thought it was usually a fling that never lasted too long. But down looking down at the woman upon his chest, her eyelashes touching her cheeks, soft snore falling from her parted lips. He knew he loved her but it only cemented how in love he really was .  He didn't have a perfect mind to remember everything like she could but he remembered everything about her. The main reason he was bringing her to Italy, the way she talked about going, how big it was a dream of her. He remembered it because it was important to her, she in turn was important to him.  Tony Stark the Playboy Bachelor  was in love and he hoped she in turn was in love with him someday, even if he was someone older.  

[basu-shokikita]

36 for skwistok???? 🤭🤭 ur my favorite skwistok writer

Omg thank you? 😳😳😳

From this ask meme

36. (Kiss) to give up control

Skwisgaar couldn't tell what it was. The drugs and alcohol? The exhaustion? The euphoria maybe?

Toki had played so well at tonight's show. Not a single miss, his completely aligned with Skwisgaar's, harmony and melody fusing beautiful into one perfectly constructed sound. It's almost like practicing actually did pay off.

And, for some reason, he looked so different too. He wasn't the usual goofy idiot that couldn't understand double-entendres or would accidentally drop someone's drink while talking, no. He was glowing, oozing confidence in his movements and his self. His smile was so dashing that not even the foam on his top lip only added to his charm.

He felt like a different person.

Or maybe Skwisgaar felt like a different person, admiring the bandmate he was so used to chastising. It was almost embarrassing how easy he was. Toki played like shit for years but didn't fuck it up for once and Skwisgaar suddenly was thinking he might not be the only divine being in Dethklok?

Ridiculous.

He chuckled to himself in disappointment and Toki seemed to notice, his gaze straying away from the groupies flocking around him like cawing birds. His big blue eyes were curious but he flashed a grin, raising his chop at Skwisgaar.

Everything else felt dulled. The noise, the girls, their bandmates...In a room full of people, it felt like they were the only two in it. As Skwisgaar clinked their glasses together, he couldn't help wondering what it would be like, if Toki did this well every night. Where would they be, musically wise or...

Nobody could judge him inside his head yet it was singularly alarming that Skwisgaar had never felt this level of connection with anyone else in his life. If he wasn't as inebriated as it was, it would be scary. Right now, though, it was strangely tempting.

Skwisgaar watched Toki's Adam’s apple bob up and down as he dawned what was probably his third beer of the night. His sharp profile looked so good under the dim, warm lights and the sweaty fabric of his dark blue shirt contoured his toned biceps and pecs. He wasn't the only one that had noticed this, he observed, watching the girls surreptitiously fondle the rhythm guitarist and fawn over his physique.

He couldn't tell if something about his expression gave him away because Toki gently chased the girls away. They left in quiet murmurs, throwing glances at Skwisgaar before merging into a different crowd. Really now, did they forget he was the lead guitarist?

"Tells me how I dids." Toki said with a dopey smile.

"I already dids." Skwisgaar brought the brim of the chopp to his lips. "You did goods."

"You saids greats earliers."

"Twas de post concerts-glow." Skwisgaar retorted though he was incapable of keeping the distant facade tonight. "But ja, you was greats. Sees what happens when you pracktise?"

Toki was too elated to mind the scolding. He dragged his stool closer to Skwisgaar. "Tells me more."

"Don'ts push it."

"Please..." Toki placed his hand on Skwisgaar's forearm, thumb lightly rubbing against his skin.

He would've pulled away, but something drew him in, instead. "I...cants stop thinkings it 'bout it." He confessed, his eyes trailing on an undefined point of Toki's chest. "How we sounds togedors. It ams like magicks." Unconsciously, Skwisgaar raised his gaze to Toki's lips.

"Hah, yous lookins at mine-"

"No, I donts."

"Yes, you ams!"

"No, I-" Skwisgaar cut himself short when he realized how close Toki had gotten. He was so handsome, so stupidly handsome, with the half-lidded eyes and the parted lips in a crooked smile.

He knew Toki wouldn't reject him. In fact he had seen it in Toki's eyes, countless times over the years. Skwisgaar had always felt indifferent about it or at least he wanted to believe he did. Everyone looked at him like that anyway, it wasn't special.

So why did it felt so special now? Why did his insides burn at the sight of those adoring blue eyes? Why was his chest aching with pride for Toki? Why did his thoughts felt impossible to suppress tonight?

"Kom hit..." Toki whispered, his hand now grabbing Skwisgaar's arm to bring him closer.

Skwisgaar chuckled while shaking his head. If he was going to let his impulses get the better of him, might as well do it on his own terms. "Du, kom hit." He said, pulling Toki by the neck of his shirt. The surprise on Toki's eyes pleased him and he closed his own to let their mouth meet.

They had barely locked lips before it turned into an open-mouthed kiss, tongue and teeth involved. It was intense and desperate and it would've been funny how quickly Toki was gripping at Skwisgaar's elbows, urging to bring him closer if Skwisgaar wasn't fighting the desire to do exactly the same.

Surprisingly, it was Toki who broke it off when they were still getting used to each other’s movements. Breathlessly, he asked, "Comes to mine rooms?" His cheeks were darkened, barely conceived hunger in his gaze.

Every other day, Skwisgaar would’ve told him off. Tonight, though, he smiled. “Only if you shows me more of dat playingks.”

[mmmmalo]

Been reading all of your psychosexual analysis of homestuck + it's characters and god this stuff is fascinating. It can be real hard to find any writing on sexuality, kinks and fetishes in fandoms but it seems that hs is almost like a gold mine when it comes to this topic thanks to the coming-of-age theme. The murder = sex post hasn't left my head since I read it and now when I see any scene mention / involve either of the two I can't help but think about how the other could be relevant. Never thought suicidal ideation could be so masturbatory before this.

Glad to say your posts have helped me get a slightly better understanding of anything I read. I'd never really thought much about things like positioning of characters in frames / panels, sequences of events and choice of words since I didn't really care for literary analysis before I got into homestuck. Sort of a 'came for the cool flashes, stayed for the writing' type situation, which is a pipeline that makes me thankful for the animations Hussie made because I'd only ever inferred that the writing was bad from conversations I'd seen people having about hs.

Anyway, you talked about how Rose's fear of drowning (loss of control) correlates to her non-con kink and now I'm wondering what you think the other characters fears suggest about their sexual interests? I'd assume John's fear of heights has something to do with the fall, and from there some sort of corruption kink / a fetish for anything generally 'sinful'; which would explain his interest in 'bad' girls like Vriska (and the way he eagerly adopts her mannerisms).

The planets tend to include each kid's fears / insecurities so it's not exactly hard to figure those out, but I'm not sure whether I'm making the "right" connections, since I'm just making the best with what I have (bare minimum literary knowledge) and homestuck makes a lot of references to outside works.

Extra request: if you've got any good books / posts / articles / whatevers on psychosexuality or such please tell me. I'm curious and bored

I'm glad you're getting something out of the blog! Goofy fetish talk is kind of rare, but it is striking when you find it: I watched Good Luck Chuck at Karkat's recommendation and that turned out to be a central motif. Sex/death substitution is a bit more common... here's a write up on Pulp Fiction you might like. You might also like these posts by SMG on Prometheus, he is the one who introduced me to a lot of the storytelling strategies I discuss on this blog. More generally though, I recommend looking for articles about movies you like and adding "psychoanalysis" to the search -- if nothing else, it's an easy way to find people who take sexual symbolism seriously.

Evaluating your own accuracy is tricky, but I can only recommend that you regard your current model of the story as provisional. Even as you search for information that strengthens your current understanding of the story, you'll likely stumble upon another framework that works just as well or better. Keep an open mind, some things have multiple answers

Re: fear-becomes-fetish motifs, the last major piece I wrote in this vein was about Dave, I think? It's kind of outdated though. My focus on individual psychologies faltered as I reoriented myself towards like, similar fear>fetish material on a societal level. One example: people inclined to worry about being Replaced by other races are the impetus for miscegenation porn, which repurposes feelings of resentment and inferiority for titillation -- this gets channeled into the "black always mates white" narrative of doom in Sburb, Derse (black) launching "seeds" at Prospit (white)/Skaia, Caliborn sexualizing his predomination over Calliope, etc. You can see traces of this narrative show up in characters like Kanaya (who agrees with Eridan that race purity matters, only to be haunted by cuck jokes like Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong) but its not like she even knows what black people are -- she's an alien. So when she tearfully agrees that Dirk can take better care of her wife than she ever could, it only /refers/ to the miscegenation porn structure, casting Kanaya as the impotent observer suffering yet another Lalondian "black out". There's a degree of abstraction at play that makes it difficult to say Kanaya "has" the kink being discussed through her, at least not in its entirety.

All of which is to say that while the kink angle is occasionally useful, it's not my current approach. Like you technically can link Jade's fear of lightning to her being a furry, but despite John explicitly referring to furry as a kink thing (and Jade having a daughter named Yiffy), the earliest reference to furry stuff is better parsed in terms of misogyny and transphobia, imo. You might be able to find more stuff indicating that Egbert secretly enjoys the Fall of Man (like her professed love of apocalypse movies, or the cheeky Save Rose From Corruption roleplay), but also the entry item could indicate a fixation on the Adam's Apple in the throat, as an early hint of June motifs. Or maybe I've just been away from this methodology for too long, and Egbert's traumatic fall from the slimer pogo indicates that the fear of heights should be linked to manbro bukkake theatre??? Idk, but again, that's not really my element anymore

[themistressdomme]

Hi! I'm messaging because I was reading your blog and i saw you mention you were ace! I'm curious as to what your experience is on the ace spectrum in terms of intimacy and how you discovered your identity (if you don't mind my asking, completely understandable if you dont wish to answer)

I ask as I myself am Acespec and I ADORE reading smut but don't particularly care for actual intimacy and I'm curious for another perspective , especially from someone who's writing is so captivating :)

Thank you!

(A silly gal who likes your blog)

Hello my love!

First off, thank you so much for your compliment for my words! 🥰 I'm flattered and I appreciate that so much! 🤗

I'd absolutely love to answer this question! I love meeting fellow acespecs and learning their experiences, because it's not very talked-about and it can feel devastating and so lonely when you're first trying to figure things out!

For anyone wondering what "acespec" is, it's shortened for the asexual spectrum! Someone who is asexual may not experience sexual attraction/desire, but that's very broad and we're all different! :))

For me, I discovered my identity when I realized that I didn't like receiving in any sort of way. Really, the first clues, looking back, were that I never did find myself that curious about sex at that teenage age where all my friends were. I also didn't find myself fantasizing about anyone, when again, all my peers were. I just thought I'd "grow out of it", and that I'd be "normal" when I was older.

News flash, that's not the way it went.

I realized that receiving during sex for me on my actual body (i.e., the strap is not a part of my anatomical body and so I love using it/receiving on it) made me feel... "gross"? That might not be the right word, but it's the best word I can find for now. It doesn't make me feel good.

For a long time, I thought it was because I wasn't ever really comfortable (in terms of being vulnerable) with the people that I was hooking up with. Now imagine my surprise when I found out that it's not just me - there's a term for it! "Ace"! Or rather, "acespec"!!! It was a eureka moment for me, and everything started to make sense. I finally didn't have to be so uncomfortable and just receive (to be "normal"), because it is normal to be on the acespec for some people! Before realizing this, I was very bad with boundaries and just let myself dissociate while receiving because I thought that was the proper way to do things, as to not upset my partners, whether it be relationships or randoms. But once I found that there's a word for that, it made me almost cry from knowing that I'm not alone in feeling that way.

In terms of intimacy in the sense of giving, I love giving. I love it so damn much. I love being a Domme. I learnt that there is a word for this too! "Stone top"!!! Again with the happiness when I realized that this was a feeling that had a label!!!! Whilst I know that labels aren't everything, and that some people don't like them, it really helped me in that moment, knowing that there was a label for someone like me.

For me, being acespec also includes not having a very high libido on a day-to-day basis, so I don't ever really initiate sex, if that makes sense? But once it's initiated by a partner, I can be absolutely down to pleasure them. This can also be difficult because multiple partners in the past have thought that I don't initiate because I "don't find them attractive anymore" and stuff like that, but that is absolutely not the case.

We're all goofy lil things, and we're all different!

Thank you for telling me your experience as an acespec! It was very interesting to see that you love reading smut but don't really care for physical intimacy!!! :))

Thank you, darling!

So much love for you, fellow acespec, silly gal 🥰🥰

P.S. If my explanation is a little all over the place, please do forgive me! I've never really said all this out loud before! :))

[scoundrellyfeline]

great homestuck rereading discussion T+14 (Feb 24)

first last next

cw: flashing

SF 13:44 > just realized i have time rn

SF 13:45 > getting on that grind

SF 13:45 > do ya mind

SF 13:45 > with all this time that ive managed to find

SF 13:45 > i hope the next things are pretty kind

SF 13:46 > so lets get this shit down and wind

SF 13:47 >

SF 13:48 > cant remember if i finished reading through the newspost

SF 13:49 > [ressing issues like how to sedate an exceptionally lively weasel, and locating huge orange vegetables which may or may not have been misplaced.] must not have because im fairly sure that id have remembered this sentence lol

SF 13:50 > well the tutorial links dead rip

SF 13:50 > and so is the fancy santa... unless...

SF 13:50 > give me a sec. the wifi im using might be blocking it so ima use my phones hotspot rq

SF 13:51 > ok on the hotspot

SF 13:51 > lets take this again

SF 13:52 > crtl + r didnt even work

SF 13:52 >

SF 13:53 > blehhhh im just going to go on

SF 13:56 > pondering the orb...

SF 13:57 > [also, fix my bathroom.] so bossy

SF 13:57 > so this probably wont be that important... right? right???

SF 13:57 > hold on an S page is next

SF 13:58 > ooo Harlequin

SF 13:58 > nice

SF 13:58 > my ears are pleased

SF 13:58 > my eyes... could be better :PP

SF 13:59 > goofy ahh fleur de lis speaking clown

SF 14:00 > [EB: i still can't understand this thing's gobbledygook. TT: That was only "Tier One Prototyping". TT: There is still another tier to the prototyping process. TT: Which for all we know merely advances this entity through increasingly esoteric states of linguistics.]

love how these two interact

SF 14:00 > [EB: we don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery. TT: This unmitigated poppycock? EB: extravagant hogwash!] :PP

SF 14:01 > the perfectly generic object is a cuboid green square. not exactly perfectly generic, but i think i can see what the vision is

SF 14:02 > uhhhh buddy?

didnt we already go over this???

SF 14:03 > [The PDA is predictably jettisoned into the yard, over the neighbor's fence.] o7 (i guess were not getting this back, are we? stupid, stupid john!)

SF 14:04 > [Something is happening...] impossible

SF 14:04 >

SF 14:06 > [You set the ALCHEMITER to cast THREE (3) PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS for some reason, expending a total of 6 units of BUILD GRIST. These things look completely useless. What a waste!] ...i mean, maybe you could use them as decoration? or imagination fort materials? i wouldnt say useless, per se...

SF 14:06 > [Out of the corner of your eye, you notice there's something in the sky.]

SF 14:06 > it isnt gonna be a bird, is it

SF 14:08 > oh shit... this cant be good

SF 14:08 > and wait... isnt that the timer we saw on the cruxtruder thingy?

SF 14:08 > ...i think i might have been right to be worried...

SF 14:09 > {brb checking where i need to read to again because its been a while}

SF 14:10 > {ok going back in}

SF 14:11 > [You're no astronomer, but its trajectory looks suspiciously head-on with your current perspective. This is a troubling development.] id

this... but i dont really want him to die! i love the goofy goober

SF 14:12 > [You figure you've left him hanging long enough.]

attaboy!

SF 14:14 > [It is tempting because they strongly resemble Rockin' Blue Raspberry Gushers. However, units of BUILD GRIST are a gaming abstraction and do not seem to exist on the physical plane!] i did actually try gushers a while ago and i didnt really like them. but ofc, this is the same kid that has an irrational hatred of cake. does this face look like the face of someone with good taste buds?

SF 14:15 > [There is apparently no crisis so imminent that will deter you from contemplating idiotic and frivolous actions.]

SF 14:15 > ooo page 200!

SF 14:16 > insane how were only... 40 days???? who is hussie???????? this is not a human workload holy crap

SF 14:17 > thats... (quick maths) 5 pages a day! what?!?!?

SF 14:17 > hussie literally cant be human. no way. i refuse to believe that they are normal and well rounded

SF 14:18 > uhh anyways dad has arrived back home

SF 14:19 >

SF 14:19 > good on her

SF 14:20 >

time to ground johns butt i think

SF 14:21 > completely forgot about TT expanding his room earlier

SF 14:21 > and two chums... ok, so obviously one is TT (id hope). is the other TG? he seems to enjoy the sound of his own typing a lot.

SF 14:22 > maybe the mysterious GG? whats up with them anyhow?

SF 14:23 > this is me, btw, if you even care

SF 14:23 > [EB: oh man who cares about the bathroom, now there's a meteor heading for my house!!!] at least hes got his priorities straight...

SF 14:24 > [TT: The walkthroughs vaguely suggest an impending threat before they end. TT: The already poorly constructed sentences become even more curt and ambiguous. TT: As if written hastily and with a sense of alarm. TT: Actually, their dedication to updating the walkthrough under such circumstances is admirable.]

TT ilysm <33

SF 14:25 > [TT: If I read any more my brain will need to be spoon-fed from a jar. TT: While it blows spit bubbles in a highchair.]

SF 14:25 > you know, TT and TG are kind of similar in that they talk alot, but they do have super different vibes in this aspect. id love to see how they interact with eachother

SF 14:26 > oh and speak of the devil

SF 14:26 > [TG: i heard you got the box TG: i hope you appreciate my heroic fatherly perseverance in getting it to you TG: in my rough and tumble dirty wifebeaterly sort of way TG: also i hope you appreciate how many no-talent douches had their mitts on that bunny before you TG: its like a grubby baton in some huge douchebag marathon] heheheheh :PP

SF 14:28 > is TG saying johns casey in this example? lol. now im just imagining john and dave in the end scene: TG: noo dont cry casey

SF 14:29 > i think despite his coolkid exterior he does seem to care a lot about john. like, he tries to put on a facade to the world but on the inside hes a genuinely good person. because if he was a genuine douche, TG wouldnt give john something that hed actually like

SF 14:30 > [TG: and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether] grahhhh i need to see them interact NOW!!!

SF 14:30 > [TG: oh man TG: how big is it] amazing how he immediately believes john here. id have expected him to be more skeptical

SF 14:31 > [TG: like the size of texas TG: or just rhode island TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir TG: OH SHIT TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir TG: OH SHIT TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick TG: OH SNAP TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter TG: you mean like the planet? TG: yeah TG: well its that big sir TG: hmm that sounds pretty big TG: i have a question TG: is it jupiter? TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter TG: OH SHIT]

TG might be my favorite kid thus far lmaooo

SF 14:34 > idk why but i really want to see dads perspective of things. like, how does he think the tub got there? because like, john clearly didnt use is MANGRIT to lift it up or anything

SF 14:35 > also i love the return of the red ?

SF 14:35 > :PP

SF 14:35 > [The perfect crime.]

{hit 30 img limit rip >:<< (part 2)}

[donnatroia]

heyy lindenn! hruu today??

i saw u love when ppl call u by name but i thought it’d make u uncomfortable if we aren’t close, so i hope you dont mind!

i wanted to kinda expand into stuff other than batfam and was wondering where to start? i was hoping you could help me out.

anyways dont rush to answer, take ur time, tysmm have a nice dayy! <3

hiya! dw lollll my name is free for public use.

i can probably help with that! it would really depend on who/what you're interested in exploring. most characters/families have a few good starter comics that are shorter or help you get a good feel for what they're like. i think team-up books are generally a nice way to ease out into other arenas, whether that be titans jla jsa jli etc. they're usually pretty lighthearted and introduce you to lots of new characters while still having characters you're familiar with.

other than batman my wheelhouses are mostly green arrow and flash, so i can be much more help with those two lol. i'm not sure what you've already read/what you're interested in but I can point you in some general directions

if you're reading green arrow for the first time I think it's easiest to start with volume three (the 2001 run). I think that one's the first longer run I ever read in its entirety and it basically made me fall in love with comics as a whole. it definitely has its problems, I'm not trying to say it's perfect lol, but for the most part it's very fun and a good introduction if you've never read arrowfam comics before. especially if you want to see connor and mia! the first two arcs (quiver and archer's quest) are especially good, but overall it just feels like you're hanging out with ollie and his adopted kids and fighting goofy villains in star city. it is 75 issues long but it went by SUPER fast for me. if you want a shorter story there is also green arrow year one and green arrow stranded, which are nice intros to ollie!

for flash, i would say one of the best intros would be to read #62-65 of flash v2. it's a version of wally's origin and also the start of waid's run, and like. it's so good lol. i would of course recommend impulse 1995 if you haven't read that already. all of flash v2 might be a little much if you're just looking to ease in, there are some arcs like 'the return of barry allen' and 'dead heat' that i think give you a feel for the comic as a whole.

for good starter wonder woman stories i'd recommend wonder woman: the hiketeia and wonder woman historia. for a longer comic i'd go with the perez run (wonder woman volume 2). i am definitely not qualified to talk on the glc but i'd assume stories like emerald dawn would be a good place to start? kyle's run on gl 1990 would probably also be a safe bet. it wasn't really for me but i am definitely in the minority there.

i am really not the person you'd want to talk to about superman, aquaman, shazam, etc. i'll get there one day but probably not for a while lol. if you have more specific questions about different corners of dc or specific families you're looking into I'd love to help!

[eggthew]

talking about that one scene in the flash im pissed about

I don't want to explain the whole plot of the flash. and also I haven't finished it yet. but basically barry goes back in time and gets stuck there with his 18 year old self. yikes! a lot of things have changed and he has to work with his past self to fix it (I will be calling his past self PB from now on - for Past Barry). and also barry made sure to recreate the accident that gave him his powers with PB, so PB is newly super human. ALSO barry had lost his powers but in the scene im talking about has just regained them

almost every serious scene is quickly followed up with some sorta joke or gag, but I'm mad specifically at this one

the first part, where PB is altering the batman suit, and also when the two barrys are talking

like. PB is 18, freshman in college, has had an easy life and so far hasnt been taking being a super human seriously. understandable!! I dont blame him! He's been borrowing Barry's suit. and now that barry has his powers back and so needs his suit back, PB is designing himself a new one, and like. They really couldve made this into a more significant moment. The two barrys had not discussed this. This is PB stepping up and being proactive and taking it SERIOUSLY and all that, something he has not done yet.

Ugh I had many points in my head that were so clear but theyve all gotten muddy. about how they couldve done this scene better. whatever. this scene couldve been good but theyre so scared to take themselves seriously. keep in mind that PB just found out that the reason why barry travelled back in time was to try and save his (their) mum from dying and also that he just watch barry basically die

like idk. you can tell this was supposed to be more than PB wanting a new superhero suit and him saying "our colours" was meant to mean something but instead of showing that and how he wants barrys approval and Understands barry now, they gotta make it silly n goofy

[beevean]

And onto Rush Adventure now:

-Tbh at first i wasnt sold on the materials grinding for ships but later liked how it gives you a reason to improve your scores on the levels so you can get more. Idk i usually dont care abt scores but w the external motivation? Yea

-Same w the misions, good way to have lil extra stuff to do (that said why did they block the sound mode songs behind misions. Game pls my internet makes opening youtube an odyssey and now this too? Cruelty 😔)

-Oh and also the ship minigames! Its fun to have a map you can explore, and the races w Jhonny for the chaos emeralds are way better than the Surely Existing special levels (also srry if i got his name wrong lmao)

-Onto the soundtrack; its more broad compared to rush, and each song does matches well the enviroment. I like the tropical coastal vibes of the main town n training level, and oh man. Sky babylon and deep core my beloveds who literally got engraved in my neurons so hard i was struggling reading hours later bc the darn tunes kept playing in the background of my skull. Well scratch that all the tunes keep playing on the bg of my skull rn, what kind of eldritch curse is this). So yes good ost 👍

-Overall the aesthetic n vibes are also more broad with that tropical relax overtone, its quite nice. The difficulty is also way more forgiving (i mean i played on easy but that's the mode the game came in) and the tutorials with the controls are helpful (yes i struggled with the jump dash in the previous game how can you tell)

- The story is also more calm and silly goofy but in a good way (can def see what ppl mean by the diff eras in sonic writing there). I also liked Whisker being the main but kinda dumb villain for funnies vs the eggmans being a bigger threat)

-I liked the scene in the coral cave where Blaze appears bc my mind was half "haha i knew we were in Blaze's world, neat" and " weeee hi Blaze, game of the year :D"

-Marine was also neat, liked her silly dynamic of cheerful kid who is a bit too full of herself and is kind of a brat abt it, and how she later learns to admit her own limits :) And the koala villagers were neat too i like their designs :)

Overall thank you for letting me ramble into your ask box abt these games, its been fun :D

lmao yeah it's a nice incentive! I think the only other game that gives you a reward with higher ranks is Unwiished (another Dimps game), where the higher the rank the more medals you get.

also sonic 🤝 hector:having to earn their crafting materials

The missions are a good way to extend the gameplay, but IIRC some of the Sol Emerald missions were brutal... I have flashes of the Blizzard Peak mission.

The waterbike was genuinely really fun and I hated that it was considered the "worst" vehicle for travel :( I don't like the submarine, let me travel the world on my tiny waterbike while the best music plays :( also yeah the Special Stages with Johnny are original! Certainly more than Half Pipe 50.0

SRA'S OST was composed by veterans Tomoya Ohtani and Mariko Nanba while trying to recreate Naganuma's style. Definitely unique and underrated. Sky Babylon used to be my favorite too! But there are so many tracks that IMO deserve more love, like Haunted Ship, Blizzard Peaks, the boss theme and Whiskers & Johnny <3

Funny to think SRA came out one year after '06, widely criticized at the time for being too melodramatic :P Whiskers is also a nice case of Eggman being the twist villain for once! Although the credits of the "bad" ending spoil him and Nega, lol. Not that Whiskers looks mysterious himself... eh you get it.

Marine seems to have been reevaluated recently, like many things from the 2000s. I remember that back then no one could stand her and her Aussie accent lmao, precisely because she was an annoying brat. She is still mildly underrated, but I think the modern fandom generally "forgave" her because they understood that she was meant to be a foil for Tails, who is more insecure.

(two fun facts: in some countries, SRA initially got a 12+ rating because Marine says "bugger", which is pretty mild for Aussie slang but is much stronger for American standards. Also, Marine is Australian because in original she speaks in Kansai-ben, and I guess that was a way to recreate the cultural connotations! That and koalas :P)

You're welcome, you're free to rant at any time <3

[roughentumble]

i do actually think a literal baby shower of NICU infants raining down from above is a classic and hilarious comic book caper and i dont mind the idea of seeing it in a movie. i feel like i could watch superman do that and be totally at peace. thats just a thing goofy guys in spandex do, they catch a lot of babies

that being said there's no way for the flash to catch and move those babies at the speeds he moves and not give them shaken baby syndrome

[blueengland]

STUFF ABOUT THE CHARACTER!!!!

heavily based off that one dnd post going around with the cool fucking characters. specifically the perception character. i'm stealing the concept somewhat and i'm making it goofier because i fucking love goofy shit

NAME: OBZRVNCE (observence) (yes it's capitalised always) PRONOUNS: ANY that aren't being used by someone else actively in the conversation. even if that someone else is just mentioned

runs it's own citystate! it's actually a pretty nice place to live if you don't mind the ai watching you in every public space ever. dont worry it's literally nice

not really mobile at all. plugged in like. a million different sockets. it needs all the damn power to run itself. does transmit itself to smaller bodies via wifi to actually go places but it doesn't really like doing that so most people just go to it if they want to talk

generally just a silly goober. doesn't really make sense when talking sometimes. most advanced ai in the world and it can't even convey what it wants to say fuck this fuckshit cunt

generally not respected by other world leaders due to the whole being artificial thing. news flash robots were made to be bossed around treating one as an equal is like educating the poor you just don't do it

i love purple in robot designs it's so robotcore to me

falling in love with a new oc is always scary. what if i don't care in a week

[daryldixonsdoormat]

idk if ur still writing Outsider fics but if you do, i would DIE, i mean die begging on my knees for HCs of ur favs (Two, Darry + Steve and soda if your willing) of the reader flashing them during an argument idk why its so funny but man i think its hilarious and the boys’ reaction would be so funny

OMFG YESSSSS, I LOVE THIS. I'm doing the 'adults'. Which would be Darry, Twobit, Sodapop, and Steve. also mini stroy for each and headcannons because ive been so absent.

Warnings: implied sexual themes, steamy situations (nothing crazy)

Darry ( the actual love of my life).

~ “You dont ever think” he cuts in with a tired sigh, attempting to not raise his voice. “Darry, you gotta be fucking kidding me, I think more than anybody in this house there is no way your saying that to me”. “I am and I mean it, you need to be more careful and stop worrying–” you interrupt him quickly stepping closer to him and sticking as finger up. “Darrel Curtis don’t you raise your voice at me like im one of your siblings”. Darry groans loudly throwing his hands up obviously not letting this silly argument go easily. “I just wish you would—” you lift your shirt up flashing Darry silencing him immediately. Darry walks over to you his calloused hands sitting on your waist, “Darling this conversation isn’t over even when you try and distract me” he looks at you smugly with his eyebrows raised. You reply with the same smugness bringing a hand to the back of his neck to pull him inevitability closer, “worth a shot though”.

~ definitely doesn't let arguments go easily , but he definitely loves that mini distraction and some stress relief (ifykyk).

Steve Randle (Goofy ass mf)

“Steve I don’t know why this is a big deal to you honey” you say in a calm and settle voice trying to calm him down. To your dismay he is still not happy about the situation at all, “No you can’t just throw stuff out like that, what if I still wanted it? Then what?”. You rub your hands down your face unamused by his ridiculous behavior, “Steve that shit has been sitting out for days now, I would’nt of let you eat it anyways”. Steve starts pacing back and forth in the kitchen thinking of something to say to “win”, then a new idea comes to mind which will end this banter once and for all. “Are you still mad Steve?”, he turns around abruptly “of course im still mad—”. Your shirt is lifted up giving Steve a good view for a few more seconds before you drop the fabric down, “how about now?”. Steves lips are parted still looking in the same direction where your breasts were once on full display, he glances up, “what you say baby?”. “Come here Steve”, Steve walks over his hands grabbing your face about to kiss your lips, “I’ll make you more ok?”. Steve pecks your lips a few times before replying, “Ok baby”.

~ he will probably purposely start arguments so you can flash him more often, obviously you'll catch on and ignore his attempts.

Dallas Winston (mama im in love with a criminal)

Dally pulled you into his room at Buck’s obviously pissed over a encounter downstairs. “Why the fuck didn’t you call me over, I could’ve easily handled that fucker” he says holding onto your wrist you guys nearly face to face. You pull back from him forcing him to release the grip he had on you, “He was just having  a conversation with me Dallas. Whats your problem?”. Dally runs his fingers through his hair while backing up instinctively, “ That motherfucker was practically undressing you with his eyes. Let me see him even glance at you again I swear y/n”. Dally turns around and slams his hands on his dresser with his head down. Your fed up, Dally is fed up why not end this right now, you walk up behind him and tap his shoulder. “What?” he says still not looking at you, quickly you throw off your shirt as well as your bra, “Dally can you look at me baby?”. Dally sighs but complies none-the-less, a smirk graces his face beautifully as his hands make contact with your chest. “Trying to cheer me up doll?” you kiss him deeply making Dally stumble back a little. “Im always yours Dally not some random guy”.

~ poor thing is always so jealous and protective over his girl.

Sodapop Curtis ( I want to be that towel)

You canceled plans on Soda, work asked you to stay late, the more hours the better especially because some of that money is going toward Sodas family. You walk into the empty Curtis house where only the shower is running, Sodas clothes are laid on the couch. You sigh and drop your bag down, taking off your shoes and getting into comfier clothes. The water stops running, you walk over to the door and knock on it softly, “Soda? Can I talk to you honey?”. The bathroom door opens showcasing Soda with just a towel wrapped around his waist, “Sure hopefully you wont cancel our conversation next”. He walks past you and into his room rifling through his drawers for socks and a pair of boxers, you tread behind him leaning on the door frame. “I took the extra hours so I could help you and your family” Soda groans because he knows he shouldnt be upset over it. “I know but I can still be disappointed, we havent been able to be alone for weeks now”. You smile lifting your shirt over your head about to ask him to turn around, “Come on Soda can you at least look at me?” you say walking up closer to him. Soda turns around sighing, his eyes widens and he stutters over his words a little at the surprise, “Baby, you look..gorgeous”. Soda hold you by the sides and smiles, “Wanna spend some alone time with me y/n?”.

~Sodapop definitely values quality time

[seancekitsch]

The 11th street kids crew definitely know they banged in Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too, right? They have to after he was so obvious!

oh yeah, here you go babe!! a little epilogue

“So, girlfriend,” he can’t stop using the word to describe you, “You think they’ll notice anything?”

You have to scoff, but pair it with a smile.

“You mean after you shouted at them that you were going to make out with me? Dude, they’re gonna roast us alive.”

You’re not wrong, and he knows it. He loves his friends, but they’re going to pick on the two of you for certain. It also doesn’t help that you’re wearing your skirt and boots from last night with one of his hoodies covering your top half.

“Worth it though… right?” he asks, and you lean into his frame to kiss his shoulder as confirmation. Definitely worth it.

You fling open the door, anxiety or strength letting the door smack against its own hinges.

Headquarters is silent when you and Adrian walk in, your arm linked in his and your thighs aching from making good on Adrian’s little nickname for you this morning. He looks down at you briefly, the big goofy smile he’s worn all morning still plastered on his features. You can’t help but smile back up at him, some kind of giddy joy bubbling up from your rib cage.

And then the bliss is shattered by Chris screaming.

“No way! No fucking way!”

“Jesus, dude, lower your volume,” you shoot back at him, smile instantly being replaced with a scowl. You lead Adrian over to the piano bench and perch yourself on the end of it so he can squeeze in to sit with you.

“I knew it,” John says, smugly.

“You didn’t know shit,” Leota fires back.

“And you picked Vig?” Emilia asks.

“You like Chris! You can’t talk!” You fire back while waving the arm not still attached to Adrian, and you see the anger flashes behind her eyes. You’ve done it now, you’ve poked the bear. Chris’ head whips around to look at Emilia, his surprise evident even though you’re sure they’ve hooked up a few times at this point and you’ve seen her snapchat location at his trailer a more than just friends amount.

“And you just like… wanted this?” John asks you.

And it’s then that you realize that to them, maybe only Leota and Emilia had an inkling of your feelings for Adrian, and that might still be a stretch. You kept your attraction to him and addiction to his twitter locked up like the fucking Pentagon and now to them it looks like overnight you went to casual friends to wildly in love. If this is love, which, you think it really could be. You make a mental note to check on that again in a week and see where you stand after the next Fargo sleepover.

“Well I mean she had to…” Leota offers

You scoot a little closer to Adrian, thinking about how this morning you were pressed against his bare chest and warm from just him alone, and how weirdly quiet he was, just content to hold you and be held by you. Well, before you decided to make yourselves late with a shared shower and then another round once you were both dry and found a nice vantage point to set up his phone camera.

“He kills people,” John says, but not to you, “She’s gotta be insane—“

Adrian stiffens under your touch, even though you don’t necessarily mind John’s comment. You’ve killed your fair share and sure, you’re probably not the sanest person in the room. You’re just well adjusted about it

“Hey! Dont talk about my girlfriend—“ Adrian starts, and gets cut off.

“Girlfriend?!” Emilia exclaims.

“Yeah, shes my girlfriend!” Adrian’s getting irritated, you can tell. His voice is getting strained and his grip on your waist is tightening, whether he knows it or not.

Emilia shoots you a look, a question in her eyes. She’s always been extremely perceptive, but whatever she sees in your gaze back at her makes the fire lit under her extinguish.

“I’m his girlfriend,” you confirm; all the eyes on the two of you, and you almost shrink away from the attention. Or at least you would have, had Adrian not leaned further into you.

“Well, alright… congrats,” Leota offers with a smile, a genuine one. She’s always loved to see your fucked up little friend group happy. Emilia nods, and sits down on the edge of the desk. You’re not going to get a better reaction out of her and you didn’t expect one.

“Yeah, she couldn’t resist me after she saw a video of me showing off that I’m a late bloomer,” Adrian says, and not to embarrass you, but to try to give a little clarity. Still, your face heats up. The rest of the team doesn’t need to know about the details.

“That’s not a thing,” John mumbles, still kind of shocked about the whole ordeal.

You nudge Adrian, who at least has the social cues to pretend to be bashful.

“He means I’ve had a crush on him for ages, now can we just get to what this meeting is about?”

[dobiemart]

meant to be

pairing, peter ballard, henry creel, or 001 x reader

summary, after wandering out of your room when peter instructed you to wait, you see a side of him that you'd never expect.

or

peter's doll never strays too far from his grasp.

word count, 1.1k

byr, first actual fic or smth like that ahrhagaha

also kinda mad at myself cause the reader barely gets a personality other than saying peters name but ILL DELIVER NEXT TIME I SWEAR

(p.s. if you see a spelling or grammar mistake no tf you didnt.)

warnings, angst(?), pet names, pretty detailed gore, mentions of death, mentions of peters abuse, my goofy ahh writing, peter being too fine for anybody to handle.

you sprinted as fast as you could through the everlasting labs hallway, eventually reaching a storage room and slamming the door shut and fumbling for the lock. peter, being thin but still surely in shape, wasn’t far behind.

“all is forgiven, darling. c’mon. y’know i dont hold grudges for long.” peter taunted while slamming into the door a second after it was closed, barely winded from the chase. as you shuffled against the wooden barricade of the monochromatic room, you blankly remembered how you ended up in this situation.

earlier in the day, he’d asked for you to wait for him in your room. not giving a specific reason. you’d thought he simply wanted to spend time with you during a break he had on a shift. after a while of shifting on your well made bed, you decided to go look for him. it never usually took this long for him to return, so you’d started to worry something had happened with dr. brenner or some of the children in the rainbow room.

as you quickly shuffled out of the room, the sound of the door clicking back into place reverberating on the walls. slowly starting your stroll through the emptiness of the colorless corridors, you realized it was somehow quieter than it usually was. no usual “chit-chatting” went on during shifts other than greetings to other orderlies. none of them were in sight either, bringing your suspension levels to an all time high. picking up your pace, you rushed to the only brightly colored room in the facility and froze immediately in your tracks. the smell of metal slapped your sinuses damn near silly as your gaze finally took in the scene.

the subjected children were splayed across the room, their blood draped in blotches on the walls. the bodies themselves having crimson gapes where their eyes would be. the usual slightly joyful energy of the room turned dark and stuffy. the fear of ending up like the young test subjects clouded your mind. your eyes had flicked from child to child, corner to corner, eventually reaching the cause of this brutal massacre.

there peter stood, bone chillingly calm as he slowly sauntered towards your favorite facilitated child, his back ever so slightly flexing against the white of his crisply ironed uniform. 011 was always a sweet girl. she’d stand near you anytime you’d visit the rainbow room, draw things that would remind her of your usual calm, collected attitude, and sometimes tried to communicate if she could get away with it without the flashing red lights of the camera burning into the back of her head. she looked just as terrified of the man in front of her as you did. the genuine fear in her eyes made your heart fully drop to the pit of your stomach.

peter had interacted with 011 a select amount of times before, as papa didn’t appreciate anybody speaking to his “prized child” if they weren’t himself. always having his soft smile splayed across his rosy lips, fitting in just right with his golden retriever face. they seemingly had some bond to each other in a way nobody else understood. you never questioned why peter would bring up her abilities in random late night conversations, or why he’d favor her over the other children, thinking he’d just taken fondness to the young girl.

she slowly backed away as he hunted towards her, having an obvious advantage with his longer legs. ultimately she’d backed up too far, hitting the two-way mirror. his lengthy monologue he’d been reciting to the girl was muffled in your ears as you mumbled out a “...peter?” so quiet you couldn't even hear yourself say it.

registering your silky, heartwarming voice, his head slowly loomed over over to you, yet his body stayed still. the angle his neck was cranked at looked insanely uncomfortable, but he didn’t seem to notice. “i asked you to wait.” he scolded, too calmly in contrast of the situation. his usual honey coated voice was stolen and replaced by a monotone sounding tone.

“peter.. i- what are you- what’s even..-“ you couldn’t form a stable sentence due to the shock of the situation and the heavy trembling in your voice. you’d never been scared of the friendly orderly you called your boyfriend. he was a lovely man. never aggressive towards the children if it wasn’t time for punishment. he took joy in being around them, taking care of them, and treating them as regular instead of test dummies as much as he could without being punished by papa. even then, he came back to you with a soft, pained smile on his face and open arms.

“you know what happens when we disobey the labs’ rules, darling.” he cut into your shakey sentence, now facing you. those blue eyes that held so much love and adoration were now in resemblance to a spider's dark orbs. dark, mysterious, and completely unreadable. never had they been like that before, and quite frankly, that was the scariest factor of them all.

before any rational response to what he’d said reached your mind, your fight or flight made a decision for you. not wasting a second, you fled, bursting out of the room and running at full speed down the corridor.

you sprinted as fast as he could through the everlasting labs hallway, eventually reaching a storage room and slamming the door shut and fumbling for the lock. peter, being thin but still surely in shape, wasn’t far behind.

“all is forgiven, darling. c’mon. y’know i dont hold grudges for long.” peter taunted while slamming into the door a second after it was closed, barely winded from the chase. as you shuffled against the wooden barricade of the monochromatic room, you folded into yourself, gripping your knees to your chest tightly.

“you know, i’d never hurt you, y/n. those bastards deserved it. keeping us all trapped in here for decades like animals, it’s over now, love. just open the door f’me.” he said with his slight smile. “it’s all okay now, we can finally escape. just you and me as it was meant to be. open the door and we can get out of here.”

his grin was still growing at the thought of leaving this reached prison. he was ready to wisp you away into the real world and show you what the world offered. he only wanted the best for you. for himself. for both of you. and now that 011 granted his powerful abilities to roam free yet again, he’d do exactly that.

AAAAARGAHSVKF THIS TOOK ME A LIL BIT TOO LONG FOR MY LIKING BUT THATS FINE IG

lmk if i should actually start posting my shitty ass mf blurbs i make when im tired or want a stranger things man to plow my shit for 70 minutes in 17 thousand different positions okay GOODNIGHT PALDBEKBD

-cora :)

© dobiemart 2022

[snakarscrolls]

okay, something i think about sometimes, is that snatcher, given he Goes Outside, would probably be the kind of person to go to internet cafes (little to no tech or connection or wifi or anything in forest, most likely. i think itd be pretty isolated in all regards, thru both the blizzard messing up like. the vibrations. ? i forgot words. also theres a bunch of roads outside of available map cut off by ice. i know at least one subconite is shown to own a mobile phone in grooves' storybook, but like, they explicitly hang out outside of the forest.). which i could see being popular in nyakuza metro! ...even though thru ingame twitter mobile app presence its kinda shown mobile datas a thing. i know next to nothing about internet cafes and whether or not their presence is mitigated by generally easy internet access, but i dont assume theyd be completely gone during ingame events, + snatchers typically believed to have been undead for a considerable amount of time, likely witnessing them at their peak popularity. i think theyd carry a flash drive w digital art programs, maybe some DAWs, maybe a folder with reaction pictures... n she uses the computers to draw stuff w the mouse, like completely zoned out realistic santa claus kind of thing, but tbh itd probably be touhou fanart or something im not personally very familiar w it but i think shed like bullet hell games. either no signatute on artwork or its like, cursive/old fashioned? w no legible text or url or nickname. posts anonymously on forums and boards. maybe makes & leaves an email for contact if hes feeling goofy n wants to talk. definitely does vent art, definitely uses focus from being triggered to make artwork, opposed to self expression but kind of cant help it. im not sure what kind of music hed make, probably repetitive and grating and compressed but specifically as a stylistic choice... probably mostly does remixes or mashups.. i think if it were to do vocals it could input straight into the machine, being inhuman and all, a lot of their samples is literally noises they made and recorded. he could play amen break if he wanted to. (i ❤️ vocal mimicry) my knowledge of the music scene is very limited unfortunately... (cross)posts on soundcloud and or some obscure video platforms, gets reposted to youtube with anime woman image but doesnt mind at all. very opposed to getting money off their stuff