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GYNS I GOT IT ??????????????
I GOT THE JOB I ACTUALLY. DID IT
I FREAKING DID IT I'M SIGNING THE CONTRACT SOON AND THEN STARTING PAID TRAINING I'M LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm still in fuckign SHOCK
#lay text#like oh my freaking god u don't understand#i can't do in-person work easily w disabilities/etc so finding a job that's not stressful call center work i'd burnout at is INSANELY hard#but this job is fucking perfect like it's 5 days a week flexible hours i can do it whenever as long as i do it AND IT PAYS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!#i'm genuinely in shock oh my god#i'm gonna work my ass off i'm gonna give it my all#this is an absolute miracle for me#thank u goddess đ mother universe is so fucking good to me right now 2025 is MY YEARRRRRRRR FR#i need to do it so good omfg#i'm gonna go above and beyond#i'm gonna give my 100000%#this is everything i've ever wanted.....sobbing
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Working on a health & fitness application really steered me into the desire to get more flexible đ¤¸ââď¸
#I already do 3-5 mins of morning stretches most mornings. But I'd love to get into more advanced poses#Or ever re-learn doing cartwheels at an adult age and 174cm of height#*Or even#Holistic approach to fitness is the way to go: good stamina + strength + flexibility + balance đ#Also posture fixing exercises are the shit!#Take care of your body y'all#Please#personal
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Costco hired me on the spot đ
#Iâm still going to do my other interviews because Iâd like more flexibility than theyâre offering me#but at least I know I have a job đ#betsey rambles
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Onto greener pastures, the job search continues
#it's more difficult since i'm a full-time student but i've gotten good at catching the ''flexible working hours'' advertisements#and i'm thinking of narrowing my search down to flexible hours and locations which have a direct bus/tram line#to my college so i can like maximise the hours i can do#as for the script outline i wrote for that job application - i'm gonna flesh that out some time soon i think#make my own visual novelđ etc etc. idk he was giving red flags about the whole thing so i'm not even that upset#given how little respect he seemed to show for me as an applicant and my craft as a writer#i probs dodged a bullet. will keep an eye on his company tho just to see if he chose to use ai fully lmao
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this is what human mating practices should look like
#tw male#even speaking conventionally#like look he's showing off strength virility flexibility willingness to mate all that#pleASE lets make this the future đđ
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If I could look for contortion videos on YouTube without getting literal porn in the search results that would be nice thanks
#can we just stop sexualizing flexibility please đ#god this is why i have to only do my scary tricks in public because if i do ANYTHING that involves my legs i know im gonna catch an r
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i am TIRED but I am gonna get this money and i will be so goddamn good at artist alleys!!!
#getting paid three times a week to take care of babies (something that is easy and comfy for me) is actually awesome#and it could be so much worse I could be doing 10 hour days like I used to or all the kids could be Rowdy#but now Iâm working shorter days and getting paid more so đ please let me stay healthy#all my families are really kind and have been flexible with me so Iâm grateful for that#on Sunday I can sleep
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Thank you for the beautiful art. I am looking respectfully. đĽľđ
I should redo these solely because there are some areas on them that are just real bad
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âViltrumites are actually aliens Mark (cuz I love the weird, body horror, and oviposition :3c)â
Me: (leans forward in chair, putting hands together) yes, please tell more of this Mark that includes weird, body horror and especially oviposition đ
I honestly would love to hear how Mark treats normal Reader and their eggs. Would Mark being the one to carry them or Reader? đ¤
âViltrumites are actually aliensâ Mark GraysonÂ
Honestly, this au only comes from me being a fiend who likes monsters. This has no good solid background yet, its just me being annoying. Its also mostly me rambling about oviposition...Â
So like, aliens, huh? Â
Im always a big sucker for aliens who take a human form to fit in, so imagine that viltrumites are like that. Their true forms are hard to comprehend and understand, so they take a human-like shape to be easier to perceive.Â
Mark would have a more solid human form compared to other viltrumites because of his mom. Other viltrumites would be just kinda, blank to look at, kinda like dolls with no pores or inperfections.Â
Marks less human attributes start showing after he gains his powers. Like him losing all his teeth at once, only to be replaced with a new pair that just... bursts out through his gums. They look the exact same but... they feel different.Â
His tongue becomes a lot looser, bendable and can extend or shrink. Â
His joints become extremely loose, like he can stretch his limbs beyond human levels, and sometimes it just looks like he doesnt have bones inside, just liquid. Flexible beyond belief, and doesnt technically need to breathe air.Â
Mark realizes he doesnt need to eat or drink to survive, he has no idea what he actually runs on but he keeps going, he also keeps eating and drinking for comfort.Â
Mark realizing he can rip himself open, survive and just watch his guts move about. His insides move around for comfort and safety, like, all his vital parts crawl up into his ribcage during fights. Â
Viltrumites having more than one heart, but they arent perceivable by human standards, and they form a âheartâ to fit the body standard they take.Â
Marks eyes reflecting light like animals when you take pictures with flash on. Â
Now, on to the oviposition.Â
Actual alien viltrumites producing eggs to breed and further their species. Technically they could breed in a more human way, but their bodies much prefer eggs, both laying and carrying.Â
Mark carries an âegg-sackâ in his abdomen, kinda like a uterus. It doesn't really do anything unless his body is like âyo, mate, mates ready, mates fertile, go go go! Eggs! EGGS!!â and then start producing as quickly as possible because of their biology wanting to breed as much as possible.Â
Mark starts having cramps, hes not really sure what it is in the beginning, maybe he just thinks hes stressed or constipated, until he wakes up and god fuck his dick is aching. It doesnt outright hurt but its uncomfortable, and so so wet.Â
He would og into something like a heat or a rut, but its not completely like omegaverse. Instead, he starts sweating, salivating, his insides feel looser, his skin doesnt fit the same. His jaw feels uneven, he bites hard into his pillow cuz his jaws just clamp shut like an alligator. Â
Mark would have no idea why hes aching but so fucking horny, his dick feels so heavy and his balls ache. Before he knows it, hes stumbled and flown to where the reader is staying, feeling like a salivating wolf.Â
Actual alien vilrumite Mark tumbling in through the window, crumbling onto the floor and just immediately humping the carpet cuz the whole room smells like mate. His abdomen hurts even more, and it feels kind alike he has to pee but its so mcuh heavier and bigger.Â
Insert reader being like, âwhat the hell is going on mark?â, and helping him up. The crotch of his shorts is just soaked, and when they finally get them wrestled down to check whats up, reader notices how flushed and wet Marks cock is.Â
His slit looks raw and open, like, wide enough that you could push a finger inside and wiggle is about. Mark just starts rubbing his face into readers shoulder, drooling and whimpering, begging for the reader to take his ovum, cuz somehow his animal brain knows what it is.Â
Readers not gonna let him just do whatever, cuz hes really out of it, so it just ends up with them on the bed, both sitting on their knees, marks back against the readers chest. And reader is just... kinda milking his dick into some container of some kind.Â
The eggs are orbs, a bit bigger than a marble. Theyre solid but has a squishiness to them when you press on them. They are a cloudy white in color, and Marks cum is extra sticky when hes like this. Â
The entire time, Mark is crying, both because it feels good, but also because hes so heartbroken that you won't take his ovum. He made them just for you, why won't you take them? Wasnt he so good for you? There are so many, there must be some that are good enough for you to take them, right?Â
Later, you guys figure out through a lot of experimentation, that Mark starts producing âovumâ when you are âextra fertileâ. It takes a while to figure out when this is, but apparently its if you jerk off and dont wash the evidence off, cuz the scent makes Marks biology go âoh, our mate must be ready for our clutchâ.Â
I think you guys also can change where the eggs go, like, if you top and Mark bottoms, then his body starts realizing âhey, we arent planting eggs anywhere, our mate is trying to inseminate oursâ and then starts keeping them in his egg sack. Youd have to dock him to fertilize them though.Â
Hes always losing control of his more human shape when this goes on, and you can mostly tell because he starts panting with his tongue out, and its long enough to lick his own chest without him even trying.
Always ends up with some really deep tongue kissing, cuz he ends up losing control of his tongue.
He might also just get extra worked up during spring, mostly cuz his body is going âoh, everyone else is fucking and breeding, we should tooâÂ
He also just gets more red, like, hes sweating, flushed like hes been working out, but his sweat doesnt smell bad. Mark would get more clingy too, snuffling at the readers armpits, or anywhere else his sweat is strong, cuz thats where the readers scent is concentrated. Â
#gator rambles#viltrumites are actually aliens au#mark grayson#alternate mark grayson#invincible#monster boyfriend#alien biology#mark grayson x reader#invincible x reader#original alternate mark grayson#this is just gator being a fiend#gator being thirsty#inspired somewhat by kryptonian biology fanfic ive reader
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Can someone please recommend fics where Dick talks about Jason as his "Baby brother" and people always think he's a kid or something, but then they meet him and just blue screen, because this is a 6'0 dude, decked out in guns as though he's a Christmas tree and they're his ornaments, (bonus points if he threatens to shoot anyone making a move on Dick), and built like a fridge standing next to the superhero version of a flexible sunshine.
Please, I'm begging you, I need these fics for my đ´đ°đśđ.
Also, on that note, if anyone has any fics where Bruce talks about all his kids as his "Babies" and then introduces them to the JL and pretty much the same thing happens, only Bruce adds the whole "I birthed them all" thing (whether it's as a joke or he's actually a cryptid, I don't care).
Please đ
#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#batfamily#bat family#batsiblings#bat siblings#batkids#bat kids#batdad#dick grayson and jason todd#jason todd and dick grayson#cryptid batfam#the justice league#justice league#jla#jl#batfamily meets the justice league#dcu#dc#batfam fanfic#batfam fic#batfam fic rec#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily fic
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Note: next Iâm thinking of doing a sassy Enderman. Playing Minecraft while doing this. Big mama is a cave dweller đđ
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Ask: Do you think the Enderman would absolutely love to look F!reader in the eyes while doing the devils tango just to read all their thoughts on the situation?
Warning: jaw dropping, dick throbbing, cock sucking, mouth drooling, grandmama kicking headcannons.
(divider made by @sisterlucifergraphics)
He craves understandingâdeep, primal knowledge of whatâs yours, whatâs his, and how tightly he can entwine the two until thereâs no difference.
The moment you meet his eyesâthose swirling, luminescent galaxies of violet and voidâyouâre caught. Not just in the usual âdonât look or heâll aggroâ kind of way, no. Youâre ensnared in a far more intimate trap: his ability to see into you. Your fear. Your desire. Every pulse of lust, every flicker of resistance. Itâs like a psychic thread between you two, and during sex? It becomes something transcendent.
Heâs not gentleânever truly gentle, not with a body buzzing with teleportation energy and a need to own you from the inside out. Every movement is a claim. Every thrust, deep and aching, is laced with barely restrained hunger. But the moment he tilts your chin up, long fingers curling under your jaw, and forces you to look into his eyesâitâs over.
And that just makes him go harder. The more conflicted, flustered, needy you become, the more possessive his touch gets. Heâs obsessed with the push and pull of your psycheâof watching your mind crumble beneath the pleasure he gives you. He doesnât need you to say anything out loud; your thoughts, screaming in raw, electric pleasure, are so much better.
His eyes glow brighter when youâre on the edge, and you swear you can feel him inside your mind whispering things.
He doesnât let you look away, either. Tries to lock your gaze until the exact moment you fall apartâwants to watch your thoughts spiral into incoherence when you cum around him, overwhelmed by the weight of his body and the power of his stare.
He doesnât just want to fuck your bodyâhe wants to own your soul.
Beneath that smooth, tall, void-like body lies a nest of tendrilsâinky black, shifting with an eerie sort of grace, like smoke made solid. They emerge from his lower abdomen, twitching and writhing in anticipation the moment he has you exactly where he wants you: bare, pinned, and shaking under his gaze.
The first time you feel one of them coil around your thigh, itâs curious. Looking in your eyes to see your reactionâŚTeasing. Cold. But it warms quickly, pulsing with heat and needâmirroring his own arousal.
Then thereâs two. Three. One wrapped around your throat, holdingânot choking, but commanding. Another stroking between your thighs with obscene precision, as if itâs memorized the way your body reacts.
And when he finally slides one inside you, itâs like nothing youâve ever felt.
His eyes squint and tilt to the side in adoration.
Itâs flexible, not like any human cock, and it moves inside you, wriggling and curling with impossible anglesâdesigned to hit every spot you didnât know you had. He watches your mind shatter in real time, those glowing eyes locked onto yours like a predator cataloging every twitch, every gasp, every little synapse firing off in your overwhelmed brain.
Your thoughts scream:
This shouldnât feel goodâwhat is that? What is he doing to me?â
âMore, more, moreâplease, fuckââ
He drinks it inâŚ
And just when you think youâve reached your limit? Another tendril slides in. Stretching you, curling up into you like itâs rearranging your insides to mold to his shape. Two working in tandem, pulsing, moving in rhythm. One curling around your nipple, teasing. Another lashing gently at your clit, flicking and stroking with hypnotic precision. Itâs overwhelmingâa symphony of sensations that shouldnât even be possible.
Heâs not speaking, but his mind presses against yours with words you feel more than hear:
âLet me in. Let me break you. You donât need to think anymore, just feel meâfill youâown you.â
And you do
You unravel under him, your body not just fucked but conquered. Your mind isnât safe eitherâheâs crawled into your thoughts like a virus. By the time heâs done with you, youâre trembling, twitching, ruined. Barely human anymore yourself, molded by the handsâand tendrilsâof something older, darker.
#horror#enderman x reader minecraft#yandere enderman#enderman x player#endermen x reader#enderman x reader#enderman headcannons#endermen minecraft#endermen#yandere minecraft#minecraft x player#enderman minecraft#monster fucker#tendrils#tentacles#cavedewler
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Almost Died⌠but Still Flirting #soshiro hoshina x vice captain!reader. ⤡ @drratiosgaybathtub OMG YOU DID THE LAST ONE JUSTICE!! It was so good omg if you have time or want another idea I have another⌠:3 so Hoshina x defense force officer y/n BUT except they are really flexible but a hard hitter on the battle field and Hoshina finds out by seeing them train one night đ
A powerful blast tore through the air like a thunderclap.
The Kaiju that had been terrorizing the city didnât even have time to react. One second it was roaring, towering over the shattered skylineâand the next, it was split clean down the middle. Its massive body crashed to the ground in two smoldering halves, the earth trembling beneath the weight of its fall.
âKaiju has been eliminated,â came your voice through Soshiroâs earpieceâsteady, clear, and completely unshaken.
But he had already seen it for himself. How you stood tall atop a nearby building, the wind whipping at you. Your arms were still extended forward, gauntlets glowing faintly from the energy discharge, smoke hissing from the vents. The ground where you stood was cracked from the recoil.
That hitâit wasnât just powerful. It was brutal, precise, and final. The kind of strike that left no room for retaliation.
Soshiro didnât say anything, but in the silence of his thoughts, he acknowledged it: you didnât just eliminate the Kaiju. You ended it.
âAlright, letâs wrap it up,â Captain Minaâs voice broke the moment, clear through the earpiece. âGreat work, team.â
This mission had been a joint operation between the 3rd and 5th Divisions. âLetâs meet at the base,â the 5th Divisionâs captain added, already giving further orders.
After coordinating with the remaining Defense Force officers on how to recover and quarantine the Kaijuâs remains, Soshiro made his way to the temporary baseâa converted mobile command center in the mallâs parking lot.
As he entered, the smell of gunpowder and ozone still hung in the air. The division captains were already there, discussing post-op reports around a flickering digital map.
And just a few steps away, leaning against a support beam, arms crossed, and still wearing those scorched gauntletsâstood the 5th Divisionâs vice captain.
You.
The one who hit like a cannon. The one who didnât just fight Kaijuâflattened them.
âNow that was a showstopper,â Soshiro said as he approached you, his tone laced with impressed amusement.
You turned to him, the faintest smirk tugging at your lips. âDid you like it?â
âI loved it,â he replied without missing a beat, eyes lingering on the still-smoking gauntlets strapped to your arms.
Before either of you could say more, Captain Mina said, âThank you for coming all the way out here,â to your superior.
âAh, itâs no biggie,â your captain waved it off casually. âWeâve been chasing that monster for weeks. Still puzzles me, thoughâwhy it came all the way out here.â
Soshiro folded his arms, gaze narrowing slightly. âYeah. That part doesnât sit right with me either. Kaiju donât usually wander without a reason.â
âThen maybe itâs time we start asking the right questions,â your captain muttered, eyes scanning the remnants of the battlefield. âWeâll be taking the body to our base by tomorrow. Hopefully the lab techs can make sense of it.â
Before the conversation turned too grim, Soshiro spoke up again. âHow about you stay one more day? Weâre hosting a dinner tonightâfancy place, decent food.â
Your captain glanced sideways at you, one brow raised in question.
You just shrugged, giving a small grin. âSure, why not. Letâs give them a treat. Theyâve earned it.â
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Soshiro was supposed to be getting ready for dinner. But his feet carried him somewhere else.
The training room.
He passed a few soldiers along the wayâsome from the 3rd Division, others from the visiting 5th. The base was packed, but it was quiet enough that he expected the training hall to be empty.
He pushed open the doors without a second thoughtâand froze.
There you were. In the center of the mat, bathed in the soft light of the overhead panels. Your back arched, arms stretched behind you in a deep bend that looked more like a yoga pose than combat prep. Your body formed a perfect curve, spine bowed like a drawn bowstring, eyes closed in focus.
For half a second, Soshiro genuinely thought you were meditating.
Thenâsnapâyour body coiled like a spring, faster than his eyes could track. In a single fluid motion, your heel kicked off the ground, twisting you midair as you reached behind your back and pulledâa gleam of silver flashing in your hand.
A blade flew.
It cut through the air with deadly precision and whistled past Soshiroâs cheekâclose enough that he felt the sting of displaced wind against his skin. The blade embedded itself into the wall behind him with a solid, final thunk.
He didnât even flinch. Just stared.
You landed in a crouch, one hand braced on the mat, the other raised slightly in balance. Breathing steady. Eyes finally opening to meet his.
ââŚI thought this room would be empty,â you said, voice casual, but there was the faintest hint of a smirk tugging at your lips.
Soshiro blinked, still processing what he just saw. âWere you doing⌠yoga? Or trying to kill me?â
You stood and rolled your shoulder like it was nothing. âStretching. And also practicing. Can't waste flexibility like this.â
Soshiro looked from you, to the blade stuck in the wall, then back to you. âRemind me never to spar with you on an empty stomach.â
You gave a little bow. âNoted. But no promises.â
You grabbed your water bottle from the corner and made your way toward him, footsteps light and casual despite what just happened.
âBut that doesnât mean I wouldnât spar with you,â Soshiro replied, arms crossed, a small smirk tugging at his lips.
You raised a brow, playful. âIs that a threat, Vice Captain?â
âMore like an invitation.â
You blinkedâthen grinned. âSo⌠a date, then?â
âIf it involves you teaching me how to bend like that,â he said, gesturing vaguely toward where youâd twisted your body like it had no bones, âthen yes. Iâd love to ask you on a date.â
You gave him a look. âVice Captain Soshiroâs idea of a date is sparring. Why am I not surprised?â
He tilted his head slightly. âWell, if youâre good enough to almost kill me in a training room, I think youâre good enough to keep up with me over dinner.â
You laughed softly, shaking your head as you brushed past him toward the door. âCareful, Soshiro. Keep talking like that and I might just fall for you.â
âThen Iâll keep talking,â he said, following after you.
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A/N: IM SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY IM SO SORRY AJKSDNJADA SO MANY SHIT IS GOING AJSDNJADS FANFIC CURSE IS REAL!??!?!? and also new layout hihi
#soshiro hoshina#soshiro hoshina x reader#soshiro x reader#hoshina soshiro#hoshina soshiro x reader#soshiro hoshina x you#soshiro hoshina x y/n#hoshina soshiro x y/n#hoshina x reader#hoshina soshiro x you#kn8 soshiro#kn8 x reader#kn8
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Omg, I NEED MORE DW X FORSAKENđđ can you pretty PLEASE do Looey! Player x forsakenđ MY BOY NEEDS MORE ATTENTION đđ
(if you can ofc, if not then that's okay!!)
POPPâIN BALLONS
(HOLY SPICE WHERE R YALL COMING FROM)
âSHEDLETSKY SKIN BC I SAY SOđ
âyour Elliot line is âAH THAT HURT! I might pop soon got some spare helium pAl?âđ
âExtremely flexible and your voice gets more squeaky the lower healthđ
âYour custom sword is a literal pin(friendly fire ah) đ
âWhen you die you get a custom death where your body literally explodes into airđ
âEverytime John Doe hears readerâs squeaky ah voice bro contemplates his life decisions oh nahđ
âLooey!Reader might be going insane idk
EXTRA
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âDAAAAD CAN WE BUY THIS BALLOON?âđ
âWIAT WHAT-âđ
#SEND ME MORE REQUESTS NEOWWWWWWWđŤ#forsaken x reader#Forsaken au#forsaken headcanons#roblox forsaken#dandysworld au#dandysworld#DW x forsaken#X reader#fanfic#Forsaken x Dandysworld
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Dandy's World Finn Redesign!
(My version/AU) Finn!!! Our favorite pun-making pal⌠Remember these r just my headcanons and you don't have to agree! ^_^
Also I'm so sorry the cartoon vers looks worse than my usual ones đđđđ... I forgot how to draw it since I got rusty and didn't reference my past ref sheets LOL. why does he have fingers đđ. Opposed to many other Toons, Finn is not very complex; outside of his strange physical properties. Finn is a Toon made of glass and filled with water, with biological fins and webs, as well as a fish tail. The glass is flexible, bendy, yet still somewhat fragile and breakable. Unlucky for him, he is clumsy, and prone to falling and hitting things, causing him to crack and require fixing. And after the Handlers leave, it becomes a real responsibility- he can't FIX glass... so a crack is a real danger to his well-being. It's made him more nervous to do the things he likes, and be as hyper as he usually is, because he knows one day... it won't just be a crack. And a bandaid won't be enough to fix it. But hey, as long as there's water to refill him, he can't really die or anything silly like that. Right??? ...Finn loves all things aquatic or semi-aquatic, and dreams of nothing more but to be able to swim in the ocean! Unfortunately, he is too heavy to swim, as he just... sinks. In result, he must wear a life jacket and floaties when around water or when "going swimming"...so he floats instead of sinking... but that's not really swimming, is it? :( He is a joyous Toon, whether he's nervous about his glass body or not. He loves to make puns, he loves to be around his friends and talk to everyone about everything!! And by everything, of course I mean everything aquatic. Fish, sea plants, water itself, but especially the fish. Who could not like something that breathes water? I mean, it's just SO cool!!!!! It doesn't really matter if Toons don't understand his puns all the time. He gets them, and he loves them!! As his head is shaped like a fish bowl, and he has such love for fish, of course he had to get a pet fish! And they're always together, of course. Chancey is his best friend, a beautiful and intelligent gold fish! Except for when she tries to swim down his throat. That isn't as fun. But hey, of course there's always risks with his body! He could never hold it against Chancey. (Also, I know he has a toy fish in canon with a pre-existing name, but, I forgot about it while working on him for the AU/MV, and I like Chancey too much to change it now!) I don't know what else to put here, besides that he's forgetful (unlike Chancey!), and uhm... have a reel fin-tastic day?
Dandy's World art & hc/au info requests open (including OCs for art) in my ask box! I will have delayed responses (as of posting), especially to things I want to give art with on my answer! :}
I'll do my best to keep posting frequently!! But if I go silent for a while, do not fear, I shall return! đ¤ş
#dandys world#dandysworld#finn the fishbowl#dandys world finn#dw finn#fan design#dandy's world fanart#dandys world fanart#dandys world roblox#fandom#roblox dandys world#character redesign#finn dandys world#finn dw#dw
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drunk sex with kaiđđť
i donât drink but i do smoke so letâs say ~intoxicated~ or high lol but same idea i getchu mama đŤĄ
cw. weed ig, high!kai x high!reader, sex, kissing, nipple play, a little bit of spit, hair pulling, dirty talk.
bro i will never stfu about high sex with kai. ugh just how needyyyy he gets </3 looking at you from across the couch with his stupid grin and red eyes. maybe ur just friends so its rly surprising when heâs like âgod i wanna bend you over this couch and fuck you so hard right nowâŚâ and u almost think ur hearing things.
and then he realizes, shit, he said that out loud, huh? but he decides to go with it. gets a little closer and heâs like âi wanna spread ur legs and pound u into this couch until ur crying for meâ
and ur face turns from surprised to turned on and he can tell. oh he can fucking tell. âwanna fuck you from behind so i can spank u and leave a red mark on ur assâ
and yâall finally fall into the sloppiest, nastiest, dirtiest makeout uâve ever had. and with kai??? ur definitely not supposed to be doing this with him. but fuck do his lips feel like heavenly cotton candy and u canât get enough.
ur not sure when exactly it happened, but heâs ripped all ur clothes off and uâve done the same w his. and ur mouth waters at how goddamn sexy he isâur not sure why heâs always hiding under his hoodies but now you want him all to urself so you donât mind.
and he spreads ur legs so wide u didnât even know u were that flexible. and heâs kissing you and pulling ur hair and drooling on ur nipples and rubbing ur clit with his thumb and why have you never done this before??
and ur orgasm feels like youâve lifted off the bed and descended into hell where youâll never stop committing nasty sex acts w him bc you never want it to stop.
#inbox!#anon!#hp's hard thoughts âď¸#hueningkai hard thoughts#hueningkai hard hours#hueningkai smut#txt smut#txt hard thoughts#txt hard hours#hyuka hard hours#hyuka hard thoughts#hyuka smut#kai hard thoughts#kai hard hours#kai smut
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Politely begging for more Skywarp đđđ You're singlehandedly feeding us Skywarp fans (he's so fine wtf)
Heâs not used to someone as stubborn as he is. Theyâre both just idiots, though. 18+ Mass displaced mech đśď¸

Stop Talking Pt 5
IDW Skywarp x Reader
⢠Too bad thereâs nothing there to handle? Those words paired with you sliding that soft hand over his paneling is pure challenge. Optics narrowing as you arch your brows at him. And fine. You want to play this game? Feels your fingers flirting with his seams, mercilessly teasing because you think you can with impunity. Dragging you up against him, hearing you suck in a breath as youâre forced up on your toes is so lovely. Savoring the exact moment you realize youâd screwed up when he frees himself. No smart comeback now as he rolls his hips against you.
⢠Lips parting as your free hand lands on his canopy and tries to push him back as he moves against you, rubbing something hard against you. And heâs baring his denta in that all too familiar grin like he just won. Allowing you to lean back enough to see his spike, fully erect and pulsing with his biolights as he rubs himself against you. Proving he does in fact have quite a bit to handle. Itâs that smug look on his face, though that makes you laugh. âSo you just whip that out to win arguments? Or are you just that desperate to be touched?â
⢠âWhat?â Servos flexing on your arm, he stares down at you. Thatâs not the reaction heâd expected. Heat spilling through him as you refuse to back down. Wings flaring out, heâs at a loss for a moment. âAs if Iâd want to be touched by a human. You donât even know what to do with a spike.â
⢠âAnd you do?â You laugh, fingers still splayed on his canopy. Enjoying watching him flounder, because for all his bluster, heâs not making a move to touch you. And you suspect heâs not sure what to do now. Was he expecting to whip his spike out and youâd shut up and just run away? âAt least Iâm not a virgin.â But youâre almost positive he is.
⢠âWhatâs that mean?â He growls, wings lifting aggressively when you just laugh at him. Has no idea what youâre talking about, but itâs obviously an insult of some sort. Before he can demand you tell him, a soft fingertip slides along the underside of his spike and he freezes. Expression absolutely wicked, you wrap your fingers around him and tug, his entire frame shuddering as an embarrassing noise of need escapes him. And he canât speak, canât move, because heâs afraid youâll stop touching him. One soft hand stroking his spike, the other still on his canopy.
⢠Almost losing it when your big, scary alien actually whines just because youâre stroking him, you bite into the inside of your cheek. Maybe he is that desperate to be touched. If so, heâs just handed you the advantage. Because youâre almost sure you have the one bargaining chip he wonât be able to deny. âOn your knees,â you whisper as his optics flash at you and you fist him. Feel him shudder at your touch and make that sound again. Letting go of him as he lowers himself to his knees, still so much bigger than you are, but looking up at you now. Expression desperate and angry when you push against his chassis until he eases back to sit on his legs. âYouâre more flexible than Iâd have guessed.â Talking because despite how turned on you are at the fact that heâs obeying you, youâre still nervous. âKeep your hands to yourself.â Straddling him with his spike trapped between your bodies, you loop an arm around his neck and move against him.
⢠Denta bared and wings trembling as you grind yourself against him, his servos curl into fists. Can scent you, wants to taste you, touch you. But afraid if he grabs you, the game will end. Hips lifting slightly, spike aching as you make a soft sound, rubbing yourself along his length. This is torture. âPlease.â Hates the low, hitching growl in his voice. The need. But then youâre lifting up, reaching between you to find his spike and guide him to you. And he almost loses control when you lower yourself, wet, silken heat enveloping his spike, taking him deep. âMove. Please, move.â
⢠Oh, he is needy. Hips lifting when you try to raise up as if to stay inside you. âHands,â you murmur when he grips your hips. And to your surprise he lets his touch fall away with a frustrated little noise. So he can be taught with the right motivation. âGood, thatâs good.â Gripping his chassis, you move against him, riding him. Feeling that spike stroking deep as those whines shift into low, rumbling growls. Heâs bigger than you are, much stronger, but right now? Youâre in charge and itâs a heady feeling. âYou can touch.â And those big, warm hands roam over you. Exploring as you take your time, body coiling tight with every deep slide of his spike inside you. Leaning forward so his mouth can stroke against your throat, that little shift changing his angle just enough to send you over the edge. Hear him venting against your skin as his hands find your hips and he moves you along his spike as you come apart. Feel his denta gripping your shoulder hard enough to hurt when he shudders under you and releases.
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