#florin dcc

[mongo-the-liensis]

Sometimes a family is a mentally ill man, his cat, their alien father figure from outer space, a one armed woman, a decapitated sex doll head, a group of compressed children, a dinosaur, two cretins that like to play arcade games, a one eyed kung fu master, a scary lady with chains, the scary lady's and kung fu boy's best friend, an aggressive fairy, a kind fairy, a sharpshooter with the head of a crocodile, an ex-alcoholic, a burn victim, a flying wheelchair user and Tony the tiger

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Florin: If I was a boss, I would treat my goons right. They would know love. “You got it, boss” would be met with “Stay safe out there, boys! You’re my pride and joy”.

[mongo-the-liensis]

The Faction Wars except it's just Safehome Yolanda and Juicebox having a group therapy session with Juicebox acting as the de facto therapist

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My faves get more than one

I wonder who my fav character is

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Carl: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Donut: Okay, but what is updog?

Elle: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Imani: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Brittney: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Prepotente: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is that guy from Lord of the Rings

Katia: That’s Aragorn. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Daniel: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Florin: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Donut: What’s a henway??

Carl: Oh, about five pounds.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Imani: I can help you with it!

Carl: Yeah, sure.

Florin: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Elle: lol nope.

Louis: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Prepotente: *Read 5:55pm*

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Louis, singing at the Christmas Party: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Donut: A family.

Florin: A better love life.

Carl: Mental stability.

Elle: *clueless* Bagels?