#for a thread

[thuganomxcs]

The confrontation he expected between the two was supposed to be about bumping into him, NOT ABOUT the missing wallet. How’d this guy know??  The only thing Yusuke could ponder was an assumption that rats like him frequent Central city more time than he realized and this man would bump into them soo much that he’s caught on their behavior. Either way, Yusuke pulls the wallet from his pocket and hands it to the man.

━━   ❝   𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝?   ❞   Feigning ignorance is something the young man felt he had no choice but to do in this situation. The other did not look like a police in the slightest. Hell, Yusuke could have sworn the other tried to warn him over a side-piece that he’d usually keep on him but wasn’t there. “Ya look familiar old man…what can I say I had t’ check you out.” The unapologetic former detective spoke up as he kept his hands in his pockets now.

Yusuke didn’t know it, but this man happened to be one of the many men his boss back in Japan had warned him about. Heatwave and Captain Cold were some of the names in the lot when it came down to the Western Underworld. Yusuke was task to try and secure a bond with the gangs here in order to cement his own place within the ‘family’ back at home. “So, how’d ya know anyway?”

continue from here / @nerditudes

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[opera-ghost]

[tweetingukpolitics]

[victusinveritas]

Nice people make the best Nazis. Be mean, be tough, have a fascist tooth/skull collection.

[soracities]

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

[ashortstoryaboutlove]

And the best reply:

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[wiisagi-maiingan]

Hey, if you do crafts (especially things like crochet, knitting, embroidery, etc), make sure to look up how to identify when a listing is AI generated. You do NOT want to waste money on an incredible looking kit or pattern that is physically impossible to make, especially if you're on sites like etsy hoping to support an actual artist.

[teathattast]

[bibbysstuff]

Mc in Lingeries, Li addition

[banadraw]

silly

[the-occasional-mishap]

I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i read the cutest reddit thread today where this 19 yo boy was “babysitting” his 15 yo little sister while his parents were away on vacation and she got this horrific period and needed to be taken to the ER.

and this sweet 19 yo boy was doing all he could to take care of her, giving her meds and water and then packing stuff up to go to the hospital once reddit was like “yeah if she’s soaking two tampons in an hour you should go” - but being only a little older than a child himself, he didn’t know what to pack, so he brought like three things, and one of them was SUNSCREEN.

lmao everyone on reddit was like “you’re a really good brother but sunscreen?? for the hospital??” lmao they are roasting him. also op’s sister changed his name in her phone to “spf” and their dad calls him “bananaboat” now. this guy is never living this down

(also his sister is ok and it turns out their family has some kind of genetic blood disorder)

[hoshizoralone]

fitness girlies