#found on dashboard

[delicourse]

Snake Year

[jaeger-tech]

Pacific Rim Dashboard Simulator

🙇‍♀️ alphamycherno Follow

i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

🎴 coyote-t Follow

there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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🐉 exxxtraterrestrial Follow

happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

☠ buena-guy Follow

You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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💃 shatterdo-me Follow

what if we kissed in the drift 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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[oldinterneticons]

I am doing probably the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life and am going to Vegas for When We Were Young, so in honour of that, a collection of some of the bands playing.

[yesthatsatumbler]

Never really understood that particular point, because one of the big-name Russian anthropomorphized-animal settings has a major crocodile character who works in a zoo. As a crocodile.

It's his day job. He goes there in the morning, lazes around in his cell, shows off that, yeah, he's a crocodile, this is what a crocodile looks like, and in the evening he goes back home. He doesn't even do it every day, there's a different croc that replaces him sometimes. Yes, he gets paid for it. It's just a job. He likes it, even - not a lot of responsibilities.

...even if animals were people, I think it wouldn't really have been that unethical to have a zoo, if it was sufficiently well managed. Or, at least, if there is something unethical about that, I'm failing to see it.

If anything it seems more unethical in a non-people-animals context, because animals who aren't people can't properly consent to it.

(Vague OTL equivalents: models, mascots, multiple kinds of service work, almost anything to do with a circus. Mascots [of the human-in-costume variety] are the closest, I think, and definitely feel like the closest comparison that isn't generally considered to be unethical.)

anthropomorphizing animals is cool when people draw frogs in hats fishing and living in a cute little house. Not so cool when people say zoos shouldn't exist because they don't understand that animals aren't people

[soupforsoup]

I immediately ran to netflix to check and then sprinted back to chuck this at you

[slugpalace]

vintage bottle cap divider - medium

free to use - likes and reblogs are appreciated

[miseria-fortes-viros]

🧍me

feeling an unpleasant emotion…totally sucks. i should do something about this

👿devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow

you should kill yourself probably

🧍me

maybe let’s save that for a last resort

😈 devil2 follow

fake your death so you can read all the nice things people will never say to your face and then run away to die by bear mauling in the mountains

🧍me

what did you guys do to the angel

😈 devil2 follow

i transitioned

🧍me

right.

🧍me

so about that. i kind of need an angel

👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow

all devils used to be angels

🧍me

ok then could you maybe try to channel some angelic energy or something

😈 devil2 follow

what the fuck???? no?? we’re devils

🧍me

i get that and that’s great for you but i really need an angel or something angel adjacent at the moment

👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow

should’ve thought of that

🧍 me

when exactly should i have thought of that

👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow

before you needed an angel

🧍me

that doesn’t make any goddamn sense

😈 devil2 follow

WOW no need for such insensitive language

🧍me

omfg fine i’m sorry

🧍me

so do either of you have any other suggestions that don’t involve my imminent death

😈 devil2 follow

what if you killed yourself maybe

🧍me

i’m not doing that

👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow

do you think blood is vampire food or vampire water

🧍me

it’s both. can we get back to the problem at hand please

😈 devil2 follow

it’s neither. it’s blood. vampires need blood because their bodies can’t make it anymore because they’re dead

🧍me

this really is not helpful

👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow

are you fucking stupid. yeah vampires are dead which means their hearts aren’t beating so they can’t pump blood so it’s food

🧍me

guys

😈 devil2 follow

kill yourself

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Do you have any anti harem fic recs?

Howdy, thanks for asking! Here are some fics that might fit what you're looking for!

A spider in a graveyard by Rubypasha (Explicit, Incomplete)

You've fought for years for people who hate and humiliate you, see you as more of a nuisance than a hero. A menace to society, just like your mentor. But you keep going, keep fighting. Keep pushing your limits to save innocent's who get tangled in the cruel web of life that you walk as a shadow. As someone who expects nothing but gives their all. But you keep going You'll deal with whatever and whoever threatens the lives and safety of innocents (both monsters and humans) because you are a spider. And spiders will never go down without a fight. Tired and injured you go to deal with one of your greatest enemies, a skeleton who like you loves puns but is dangerous. More so than anyone could ever imagine. But instead of wrapping the night up quickly like you want you're faced with something neither of you can understand. A machine that goes haywire leaving you injured and in the mercy of the two skeleton brother's and their clones But you won't back down. You will fight even if your hope isn't what it used to be. Maybe this 'other mansion' of skeletons will finally break the walls you were forced to put up in order to survive. Maybe, just maybe- You'll finally realise how amazing you are

Full Deck by Sons_of_Sirens (Teen And Up, Incomplete)

You’re just a shy young woman who works at a small bookstore in Ebott City, who has never attempted to climb out of her introverted shell before. Or maybe you’re a sassy young woman who lost her job after sticking up for monster rights in front of your racist boss. Or possibly you’re a traumatized young woman, with a painful past full of abuse and a broken body full of secret scars. You might even be an ordinary-looking young woman, who nevertheless possesses magical abilities and a SOUL far different from a regular human’s. But this is not a story about you. It's about ten skeletons in one tacky suburban McMansion, trying to live together without burning down their own house. It’s an unreasonable convergence of the Undertale AU gang as they go about their lives in a house full of volatile personalities, while trying not to get dragged into a reverse-harem trope. Alliances will be made, bake sales will be ruined and the HomeOwner's Association will be armed and dangerous.

I Like Me More by LambCHOWDER (Mature, Incomplete)

You love pancakes. They're so easy to make. Let's ignore the 7 monsters glaring at you and watching your every move. With obvious red flags, you choose to move in with your ex friend and her harem… for your own benefit, of course. Despite the situations that arise, you push through. Though it may be kind of worth it, you really didn’t expect all the secrets to come loose...

Bleeding Green [Rewrite] [On Hiatus] by pyromaniac_mage (Teen And Up, Incomplete)

[Y/N] [L/N] is a powerful mage with a bloodline well-known throughout the ages and her family have always been celebrated. They, however, despise how their bloodline trapped monsters beneath the ground. But, that is for another day. In not being able to afford basic accommodation for university, they had to rely on an old (and terrible) friend named Bethany. For some reason, most of Bethany's skeleton mates despise [Y/N] but why is that? Apart from the fact she is a mage? Just because she has a kindness soul, it doesn't mean she will stand for their bullshit.

Home for lost souls by SketchyDyslexic (Not Rated, Incomplete)

Sans was so in his head that the resets would start back again, he didn't want to even try. Papyrus put in work to convince Sans that he needed to come to the surface with him, and not continue staying in the underground. Sans agreed to pick out a home with his brother, and began packing his things. With only a week left, Sans decided to try pulling his older brother back with the machine one last time, only to have to watch it sputter and stop. Sans gave up and packed his stuff, ready and moving out to stay with undyne until their new home was bought. His life and a few others really went out of whack because of the machines malfunction, with his sudden influx of brothers and the soulmate bonds that were slowly making themselfs known. Even after settling the chaos, shit still hits the fan every time he gets done untangling one mess. And the woman that is helping his strange family isn't making anything easier by making things easier!

[idontmindifuforgetme]

shocked at how healthy of a place i’ve been in mentally as of late. wish i could pluck y’all up and put u in my head. everyone needs to experience this lightness at least once

[yesthatsatumbler]

In Russian the second thing happened with Pampers (a diaper brand), which was awkward to find out. I used to think that "pampers" is just the normal word for that thing, and it kinda is but the Pampers brand is still around (or, at least, it was last time I checked, in 2021ish).

I think this also happened with Xerox, but I'm not sure if that brand is still around, and also it got genericized in lots of non-Russian places as well.

My favorite type of word is the kind where it turns out it's because that was the name of an early company that provided this product, when has become generic and that company may not have existed for decades at this point.

So it's a ghost genericized trademark.

Although it's still funny when it became the name for the thing and the company is still around and is only one of the providers of that product.

Do you want the Microsoft Thingie, the Cisco Thingie, or the Thingie Thingie?

[captaindamianos]

I would love a new rec list if you’re offering! 👀🙏🏿😊

Hello!! I'm so incredibly sorry it took me more than a month instead of the day or ten I joked about in my tags. I wasn't feeling too great and I also lost my motivation to participate in the fandom in any way. So it was hard for me to focus on this task.

But I really want to thank you so much for encouraging me! This turned out to be a good way to appreciate other people participating in the fandom and thank them for the work they shared with us.

In the spirit of things though I'm going to make this the most self-indulgent list I can come up with, so this will probably include a few wips, but I'm going to mention that because I know people don't like wips (can't relate haha I've met cool people that way and I love when authors get chatty in the comments).

It's in no particular order! Just whatever came to mind or what I found in the depths of my bookmarks. Let's get started 💪

Canis Major by Lapin

Point of Opposition by forthelongesttime

lovesick by forthelongesttime

Favourite by RockingRobing

Sexual Intercourse by antivillain

The Stand-in Wedding Planner and the Obstinate Baker by penstrikesmidnight

even in another time by phlegmatic

white wine in the sun by phlegmatic (WIP)

Lord, You Keep Me Crawling by princessofpatras (WIP)

come uncover me series by sweetricebuns

i got the t-top cherry blue (now i'm looking at you) by sweetricebuns

too hot to handle series by sweetricebuns

Wildflowers by Shigure_Natsu

A (Precious) Moment In Time by CoffeeDragon87

Lemongrass & Peony by starsxabove

The Garden by DisraeliGears

we kiss and then by residue (please check out all of the authors works as well👌)

Feasts From Heaven by ahdriking

Brute by ahdriking

From Your Mouth by Holly_Golightly I hope there's something in there for everyone, always heed the warnings and ratings. I deliberately left out a lot of fanfics that are already popular, because chances are people have already read them. But I had to add some, because they're very dear to me personally like EIAT and Brute. And I featured a few I've read in the past few months to a year or two. Maybe you missed them, maybe you recently joined and filtered for kudos or hits. But definitely give them a chance, there's so many gems out there. It's once again just a really really small list and definitely doesn't include everything I liked or would recommend, but I have to stop somewhere. If there's specific tropes or things you're looking for, let me know, I can try to make themed lists as well, if it's something I read myself. Hopefully in a shorter time frame next time.

[eastend-if]

Thank you @averysaltypigeon for letting me know the issue on CoGDemos - I don't know what the problem was, but it says the demo should be public! And I've tried on my end, and it opens it fine :) I think maybe last time I modified the intro post It might've fucked with the links a little, I know it was an issue on tumblr a while back 😭??

Anyways, sorry if y'all couldn't access it - it should work fine now :D

[yesthatsatumbler]

I sure hope you didn't join it on the side of the Idirans

joining the culture war on the side of culture

[yourlocalsewerdragon]

revisiting this site every now and then to reminisce in how much it shaped me as a person and defined me as a literal child

[cultivating-wildflowers]

I was playing a survival video game yesterday while my two oldest niblings looked on in awe (they have very low standards). At one point I was trying to find a corpse to loot and the older child, after watching me fail at this task for a couple of minutes, cried, "You have to find the dead body before it's not dead anymore, Aunt Phoebe!"

"What do you mean, before it's not dead anymore?"

"You have to find it before it gets up!"

I was not, it should be noted, playing a game involving zombies. But I will no longer be exploring the map in the dark. Just to be safe.

[rileycruel]