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Get this boy a dictionary

Wilbur: It’s a very dexterous location, right? Now, here’s the thing-

Tommy: What? Dexter-

Wilbur: Dexterous. Dexterous, you can move around it a lot.

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Wilbur: That’s just-that’s just the belongings. Things we can use. Look, see, you see, potions and puffers, right?

Tommy: What’s a puffer?

Wilbur: There’s nothing in there yet- Puffer? Pufferfish.

Tommy: Oh. Oh!

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Wilbur: You’re the most-you’re the most believable, Tommy, I’d say, because you’re young, you know, you’re naive, you can-you can lay down foundations for me to build on.

Tommy: What does naive mean?

Wilbur: Don’t worry about it.

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Wilbur: So, we need to go and we’re-we’re reprimanding the brewing stands from him.

Tommy: What does- Gee, I need a google tab open, man.

Wilbur: *laughs* So, all I need you to do, right? Well, I need you to do right?

Tommy: Re-pri-mand

Wilbur: Just go to him and be like-

Tommy: ‘Disapprove’. I disapprove.

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Sapnap: Well, first of all, *clears throat* obscuring justice by hiding all the stuff. All your paraphernalia-

Tommy: Hey Sapnap, what does ‘obscuring’ mean?

Sapnap: Second- Obscuring means hiding.

Tommy: No it doesn’t.

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Probably one of the funniest reoccuring things I've encountered during this first round of transcribing is just how many times Tommy asks what something means. I don't know if it's supposed to be a running gag but it's both funny and sort of endearing, considering how it never fails that whoever is speaking will stop themselves to try and define it for him.

The last one has to be my favorite purely for Sapnap giving him an answer and Tommy just shutting it down despite it being correct.

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Tommy: What are your thoughts on Tubbo?

Wilbur: Who?

Tommy: Yeah.

Wilbur: Is that the one who’s just nice to everyone?

Tommy: Oh, the clingy one.

Wilbur: I think he’s clay to be molded, Tommyinnit.

Tommy: ...you want to mold Tubbo?

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Tommy: Walk with me, walk with me. Here’s the thing, Tubbo, people are morons. People are morons and so incredibly easy to just-

Tubbo: Yeah.

Tommy: They’re clay, alright? They’re clay and you can choose how you mold them. Now, they’ve burnt down your house, you’re angry. Here’s the thing, Tubbo! We can kill them but that’s not our first approach. Our first approach, is not to fight them, it’s to let them fight-

Tubbo: It’s to outsmart them!

Tommy: It’s to outsmart them, Tubbo.

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Always a fan of parallels on this blog!

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Their Thoughts on Tubbo

Tommy: What are your thoughts on Tubbo?

Wilbur: Who?

Tommy: Yeah.

Wilbur: Is that the-is that the one who’s just nice to everyone?

Tommy: Oh, the clingy one.

Wilbur: I think he-he’s clay to be molded, Tommyinnit.

Tommy: ...you want to mold Tubbo? How do we do that?

Wilbur: I think, well, the thing is everyone trusts Tubbo, right? And no one trusts me and you.

Tommy: That’s not true.

+++ An interaction from Wilbur's first day on the server that I wanted to post on its own because I think it shows how Wilbur really came into the server with a plan and stuck to it. Even before the characters were really separate from the streamers, I think it's so interesting how you can see how Wilbur plans to approach certain people/characters even from day one.

Also always amusing to see Tommy calling Tubbo the clingy, especially when we're currently in the midst of the JealousInnit arc lol.