#frosty is the exception

[pearltoon]

marina only post on the pearl centric account?yes. fork found in kitchen.

[frostios]

more mando shadow with.... a little thang

[runraerun]

May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

[antrea]

[24.10.12] philadelphia flyers @ calgary flames

mich wants all the smoke, frosty's just trying to help out...

[thegreatyin]

im very new to fl so i might be missing some lore things, but why is the vake yearner so desperate to obtain hearts? from my understanding, when you die, the psychopomp there is chill to let you go so long as you show him your sick chess skills. is there something else im missing?

there's one thing you're missing, yes- the vake yearner is a noman!!

in-game/in fallen london canon, nomen are a christmas-exclusive companion with a special decaying mechanic. they're always made in the image of your FLPC (essentially being a clone of them) and they will almost always die, no matter what, come the end of winter.

when your "noman's friend" quality hits zero, the noman melts, and is removed from your inventory forever. there is no way to save it. there is no way to keep it. you can only watch and wait.

there are special challenges to keep the noman alive for an unusually long time (the longest and most difficult of these being the memories of a doubled spring achievement, which requires keeping it alive until early may) but beyond easter, sustaining the noman is pretty much mathematically impossible. it requires an absurd amount of expensive items that will take multiple years of grinding to accumulate, and overall it's just not worth it in the long run.

all nomen die. that's just what they do.

...............except, well, the vake yearner is a special case. she can sustain herself- for the most part- completely independently, with no assistance required from her original self (the scoundrel) nor her makers (the scientist and the academic). additionally, and probably far more importantly, she does not melt. unlike all other nomen, she can last forever provided she has a steady supply of sorrow and blood. she was even created in the middle of summer!

...but she can last forever only if she has a steady supply of sorrow and blood. because if she does melt, well...

that's it. she's done. she's a noman. she's never going to come back. once she dies, she dies for good.

it's just how nomen are.

[moonlit-minuet]

AS A WENDYS ENJOYER I HAD TO DRAW HER IN THE LITTLE COLLAB UNIFORMS ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡

[true-blue-sonic]

Alternate Sonic Rivals 2 wherein the teams are as follows:

Sonic and Silver

Espio and Rouge

Tails and Shadow

Knuckles and Metal Sonic

for maximum hijinks, silliness, and incompatibility on all sides.

[battle-subway-aftershow]

If the times being mentioned during unova holiday trip ever seem weird and unusual: wildly different timezones are a fuck <3

[chilapis]

my monthly overthrow the tsaritsa post. you do not need to owe your loyalty to anyone but me i think. abandon your god for the prettiest wife this universe could ever provide a warrior. Ajax I’m speaking directly into your ear

[dyxtd21]

The Frosties:

The Frosties are an enigmatic and fearsome subfaction within the Decepticorns, embodying the icy extremes of the Sweetformer universe. Born from the frigid realms where frozen desserts reign supreme, they are a stark contrast to their more traditional candy-themed allies. These ice-cold warriors thrive in the chill, wielding their frosty powers with lethal precision. The Frosties are feared not only for their raw strength and resilience but also for their cold detachment and cryptic motives. They are united by their allegiance to the philosophy of icy perfection and their unshakable belief that only through the freeze can true sweetness endure.

Despite technically serving under Megatwix’s Decepticorn banner, the Frosties are outsiders even among their own kind. Their frosty compositions and chilling demeanor make them both invaluable and deeply mistrusted. Their very presence unsettles the other Decepticorns, as their icy auras are a stark reminder of the fragility of warmth-based confections.

Scorponoshake:

Scorponoshake serves as the stoic and unyielding muscle of the Frosties. His Neapolitan milkshake motif reflects his balance of cold precision, raw power, and multi-faceted versatility. He is the group’s silent enforcer, leading by example with his unmatched combat prowess. Scorponoshake believes that the Frosties are destined to rise above the rest of the Decepticorns, seeing his icy nature as a mark of superiority. While his loyalty to the Frosties is absolute, he views Megatwix with wary disdain, recognizing the caramel overlord’s vulnerability to the cold.

In battle, Scorponoshake is an unstoppable force, his frosty claws and stinger delivering devastating, ice-laden attacks. His frosted Neapolitan appearance is as much a symbol of his cold pride as it is a weaponized aesthetic, his freezing abilities leaving enemies immobilized and brittle.

Cyclos'mores:

Cyclos'mores, with his frozen s'mores theme, is the tactician of the Frosties. His body is a seamless blend of frozen graham cracker armour, chocolate-veined detailing, and a soft marshmallow core encased in frost. His entire form emanates an icy chill, his layers hardened by freezing temperatures. Cyclos'mores is calculating, intelligent, and utterly ruthless in his pursuit of Frosty ideals. His icy marshmallow interior symbolizes his cold resolve, soft only in his absolute dedication to the Frosties' cause.

Unlike the stoic Scorponoshake, Cyclos'mores is known for his sharp wit and biting sarcasm. His disdain for warm-confection Sweetformers, particularly the flamboyant Starcream, is thinly veiled at best. Despite his cold-hearted demeanour, Cyclos'mores is a brilliant commander, orchestrating Frosty victories with chilling efficiency. His jet mode, modelled after a sleek s'mores bar with frozen wings, makes him a deadly force in the air, leaving frosty contrails in his wake.

Tarnstard:

Tarnstard is the spiritual and ideological heart of the Frosties. Representing frozen custard, he is a towering, intimidating figure whose entire body is smooth and glacial, adorned with swirling patterns resembling the creamy texture of his motif. His face is an opaque mask of frosted custard, hiding his true features and adding to his mystique. Tarnstard is a zealot for Frosty ideals, preaching the virtues of cold perfection and the purity of ice-bound existence. His devotion to the Frosties’ cause borders on fanaticism, and his chilling charisma inspires loyalty and fear in equal measure.

Tarnstard views Megatwix as a flawed leader, too reliant on the warmth of his caramel crystallization to truly embrace the power of frost. Tarnstard believes that the Frosties are destined to lead the Decepticorns and sees his role as a prophet of this inevitable future. His frozen custard abilities allow him to emit blasts of sub-zero energy, instantly freezing enemies in their tracks. In battle, Tarnstard moves with eerie grace, his every action deliberate and devastating.

Bludgmochi:

Bludgmochi is the Frosties' silent and enigmatic combatant, embodying the delicate yet deadly nature of mochi. His body is composed of ice-hardened mochi armor, smooth and pale with a translucent sheen that reveals swirling frost within. Despite his quiet demeanor, Bludgmochi is a fearsome warrior, his fighting style a blend of fluid martial arts and unrelenting brutality. His mochi-like flexibility allows him to twist and contort with unnatural precision, making him nearly impossible to pin down in combat.

Bludgmochi carries a katana forged from crystallized ice, its blade so cold it leaves frost trails in the air. His attacks are swift and calculated, each strike aiming to cripple his opponents both physically and spiritually. While Bludgmochi rarely speaks, his presence alone is enough to send shivers through the ranks of his enemies—and sometimes even his allies. His loyalty to the Frosties is unquestionable, but his cold silence leaves many wondering what thoughts lie behind his frosted exterior.

The Frosty Philosophy:

The Frosties view themselves as the ultimate evolution of Sweetformers, believing that only by embracing the cold can one achieve true perfection. They see warmth and heat as weaknesses, forces that lead to instability and decay. To the Frosties, coldness is not just a physical state but a spiritual ideal—a way of being that fosters clarity, discipline, and immortality.

Their icy philosophy creates tension with the other Decepticorns, who often rely on warmth-based powers and abilities. This ideological divide makes the Frosties a faction within a faction, respected for their power but distrusted for their detached and often cryptic behavior.

Relationship with Megatwix:

Megatwix tolerates the Frosties because of their immense power, but his caramel-based vulnerabilities make him deeply uneasy around them. He keeps them at a distance, relying on their strength when needed but never fully integrating them into his inner circle. The Frosties, for their part, see Megatwix as a flawed leader, too consumed by his warm ambitions to truly embrace the cold truth of the universe. Tarnstard in particular believes that the Frosties are destined to usurp Megatwix and lead the Decepticorns to a frozen utopia.

Role in the Sweetformer Universe:

The Frosties are both a blessing and a curse to the Decepticorns, their frosty powers, and icy philosophies, making them a force to be reckoned with. They operate as a self-contained unit, their loyalty to each other surpassing even their allegiance to the Decepticorn cause. Their ultimate goal remains shrouded in mystery, but one thing is certain: wherever the Frosties go, a chill follows, leaving their enemies frozen in fear and their allies questioning their true intentions.

[frostios]

Id like to thank sonic and shadow and sega for being crowned #2 sonadow blog for some reason when you search up the tag. Right next to the literal blog sonadow

[bunnymajo]

if Frosty the Snowman (the song) has 0 haters then I have left this earth

[amethystsoda]

🎄🎁❄️🎁🎄

[oldtvandcomics]

Getting ready for some quality Christmas ghost stories / horror. It is still a bit early for it if you ask me, but then again, so are the shops trying to sell us stuff.

[excursioningzoroark]