#PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE
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i need lulu to fling him across the room
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on my hands and knees begging everyone i know to read the farseer trilogy by robin hobb. i don't think any fantasy series has made me exclaim aloud and shut the book to stare at the ceiling and furiously continue reading as much as this one
#bolt reads things#please. please. please#they're like 900 pages each but they speed by i prommy#please......#meet my man verity farseer and weep with me
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this year's gonna be a good year (good omens filming begins)
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do you guys think we can bully them into changing the minecraft movie like we did with the sonic movie
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snow day 2morrow? another snow day 2morrow queen?
#maddie meows#please. please. please#i do not wanna go out in that shit LOL#nothing is gonna melt by tomorrow...
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my monthly overthrow the tsaritsa post. you do not need to owe your loyalty to anyone but me i think. abandon your god for the prettiest wife this universe could ever provide a warrior. Ajax I’m speaking directly into your ear
#what do you need to be the cryo archon that i don’t have anyway. my body temperature is constantly colder than a corpse’s & im full of love.#there.#if i was the cryo archon i’d simply send all the harbingers on retirement. no longer affiliated with me. if we lock eyes once more we battle#except ajax. he can be the one & only harbinger remaining. forever & ever & ever & ever under my protection & blessing.#he’d have the world! he wants the world doesn’t he? he has voicelines about conquering the world?#sweetheart i’ll play the judge; jury & executioner if that’s what it takes.#i am going to personally put the head of every active authority on a stick . if that is what it takes to see his dreams to completion#PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE#YOU NEED TO GIVE UP YOUR LOYALTY .#WHAT DOES THAT FROSTY HARLOT OFFER !#SHE’S A FAILED GOD. LET HER GO. LET HER DIE. KILL HER. PLEASE#forget your god .pleas e#she’s nothing. she’s literally nothing.#I’m fucking shaking the bars of my cage as we speak. foaming at the mouth#pleaseeeeee please please please please please please please lease please please please please please#yes it is half past 2 am. how could you tell#✧.*🌹
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i cant do this anymroe can someone give me a husband. i promise i will take care of them and give them enough breaks and nutritious food between suckin and fuckin
#mine#please. please. please#you don't even need to wrap them or put a bow on them it is fine i like unpacked#looked at qian from unknown again 😔😩
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can the wildly unexpected thing happening to me when i least expect it Be Nice for once
#i’m getting tired of the stomach dropping gut twisting surprises#can we maybe get some ‘oh cool :)’ surprused#please. please. please
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One of the worst things about liking an anime archer is there’s very few good anime fight scenes that prominently feature bows and the few that are out there typically use them minimally, with the archer either standing in one place to shoot a couple of times or for just one climactic scene. In comparison sword/magic/martial arts fighters have more extended action sequences using their weapon of choice, often in quite creative manners so trying to imagine how archery works in a fantasy style fight can be hard
#this is a first world problem but like cmon guys get creative here don’t just have them ditch the bow for a sword#please. please. please#my post#I think atl4nte is the only anime archer who’s fight scenes really continue to try to work the archery in the entire time
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I need foolish to see the chrristmas skin i need it i need it
#depths' talks#qsmp#liveblogging#please. please. please#i cant believe he hadnt really seen the BARBIE skin foolish PPLEAE
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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️⚧️🇬🇧
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lmfaoooo wtf
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stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care
#kids PLEASE try this at home :thumbs_up:#artists on tumblr#doodle#microsoft paint#ms paint#webcomic#unpeeled-comics
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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes





honourable mentions

#please reblog with your favourites too!#I wanna read them#ao3#fanfiction#ao3 author#fic writing#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#ao3 writer#ao3 authors notes#memes#tumblr memes#funny memes#humor#funny#haha#lol#ao3 memes#archive of our own#minyicho#jokes#funny jokes#funny post#funny stuff
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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
#I'm the type of person that says please and thank you to my appliances#its very much a crying over 'Can't Help Myself' situation#screen time#bee yaps
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