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hyperionheights · 1 year ago
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however much you think you love temperance brennan i love her in a deeper far more complex way than you ever will
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kokoasci · 1 year ago
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90% of gamblers quit right before they win big
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rotshi · 4 months ago
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I'm so stupid about them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is who they are and its driving me nuts !!!!!
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vepppy · 11 months ago
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guiding key ✨
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stargildedskies · 7 months ago
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Kink alphabet request for Rick Flag Sr F and P pretty please 👀
ALSO PLZ WRITE MORE RICK FLAG SR no one else is and I am chomping at the bars of my enclosure for that man😂
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Anon, my beloved, I fear that Rick Sr. is consuming my brain so you'll get plenty of content. I need that sliver fox in a way that is offensive to feminism.
That being said….. your wish is my command ✨18+ MDNI✨
F (Favorite Position): Ok ok so this is going to depend on if it’s casual or if he’s in a committed relationship.
Rick is definitely not opposed to one-night stands when he's single. As a military man who enlisted young, he learned from the older soldiers to work his desires out whenever possible with as few messy entanglements as possible. This only grew more important when Rick and his wife divorced, and his hand alone just wasn't enough to fulfill his needs.
For any fling, he favors doggy style. He’s able to go rough and fast to work out his stress while making sure his partner feels good too, but doggy isn’t as intimate to him as any face to face position. He will shove you into the mattress and watch through half-lidded eyes as his thick cock bullies its way into your slick cunt, causing rivulets of arousal to run down your thighs, but he’ll never finish inside and he won’t really kiss you. It’s almost businesslike; a strictly equal exchange get both parties the release they need.
Rick promises himself that it’s better this way. He’s seen hookups grow messy for other soldiers and the last thing he needs after his ex is more petty bullshit, but deep down it’s not really the petty things that he’s afraid of. It’s all just to protect his heart from being broken again.
However, once he’s in a relationship that man is instantly changing his favorite position to Face off and he gets nasty. Rick relishes watching your face contort in pleasure at every mean roll of his hips as he decorates your neck with hickies and tastes your sweat. He swears that watching your bruised, swollen lips try to form the syllables of his name through your cock-drunk state is the prettiest sight he’s ever seen. Rick throws all of his measured, carefully constructed boundaries out the window and gives into the base, animalistic side of himself that wants to fuck, claim, and worship you intimately in every possible way.
P (pace): He can do it all, but his favorite is slow but punishingly deep. The kind that has you moaning and drooling, pawing at his beefy chest for purchase as he knocks the air right out of your lungs.
Feel free to send in more letter requests for his Kink alphabet!
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gothedralhoe · 9 months ago
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jbwashere · 20 days ago
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Fear
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When you've spent time in environments where you felt the need to survive, it can be hard to recognize when you're truly safe.
Their friendship had a rocky start, but it gradually improved over time.
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arseteta · 9 months ago
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webbonso jaguar teammates!au
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m0rninglatte · 2 months ago
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Chat, Icarus has two hands. Let them kith the homies about it.
Let them be smitten over dead men who came back to life.
You can still support a gays right and wrongs in Wet Prison Birds as a part of it is Prison Duo.
Also, bare in mind this is probably how it started:
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But now all three of them get to kiss each other about it and be wholesome in a QPR way about it. And we love it for them.
They have two hands for a reason. It's to polycule.
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frownyalfred · 8 days ago
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I really love that you made Alfred called Lex "Alexander" most of the time, considering the trauma his father inflicted upon him and that might include just simply the way he was called by his father.
So, to have someone calling him "Alexander" but with so much compassion and in an overprotective kinda way (also a lil bit irritation maybe lol) must heal something in him.
You know I always waffle on having him say that but you’re so right! It’s more formal and proper but it’s also done with so much love.
In many ways, “Lex” was a nickname his father exploited and forced him into because of LexCorp. There’s a kindness in having a given name used sometimes instead. When you don’t want to be That Person.
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3-aem · 10 months ago
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when he splash his pure shit water up ur nose during butt bath time and then acts like the victim
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alexturntable · 4 months ago
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Hackett London SS25 campaign featuring Carlos Sainz, father and son
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times-carcass · 2 months ago
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2.3
First - Previous - Next
Fun fact, early cars were started using a hand crank, and if you screwed up and the engine misfired, the kickback could break your wrist.
In CTC’s world, car manufacturers have started putting magic on the crank that can neutralize kickback, as a safety feature. Some models (like the one Maxwell’s family owns) also have magic locks. It makes it so that only certain people are able to start the car. It’s expensive to add, and companies really upsell it. Unfortunately the technology isn’t very good yet... the feature makes it a lot harder to start the car in general.
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blooming-cecilia · 19 days ago
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i don't know dahlia all that well yet since i've yet to play the interlude (i'm waiting for miss erika's lines to be patched in 🙂‍↕️🤞)
buuut based on the vibes i've been getting...
in the context of lunasmr's wedding audio, i feel like if dahlia ever found out his bestie venti here got married WITHOUT any officiant or witness? he would set off and FORCE him to get a proper ceremony at the church lmfao 😭
i can see it happening post honeymoon audio, once windblume and venti get back to their normal lives
venti's at the tavern as usual but still kinda riding the wedding bliss. while on break from his Very Exhausting job of entertaining the masses, he's chosen to sit with a bunch of his tavern buddies and dahlia. everyone at that point has noted how extra happy the bard is that night, and venti accidentally says the truth without realizing it's consequences, happily yapping about his marriage and honeymoon bc hehe hes very in love so why wouldnt he yap about getting married to his beloved <33
and everyone's just ?!?! but dahlia. ohhh dahlia. he's appalled and after a few moments of silence just sets off on venti. what do you MEAN you got married. with no officiant? no other witnesses?? just both of you??? your marriage isn't OFFICIAL YOU FOOL
venti realizes his mistake and tries to get him off his back but nope! dahlia's not having any of that! he WILL have a proper ceremony This wednesday (aka, the Latest gap in his schedule) and NO he cannot get out of this.
doesn't matter if he knows venti's barbatos or not, dahlia feels like someone who would tell off someone even if they're above him in whatever rank. as long as there's something wrong, he WILL correct it. so there really is no other option but to comply 🤡
sooooo venti has no choice but to tell his beloved windblume that uhhh Well. that second wedding he promised them they'd have if they wanted?? Guess It's Happening Now
and even then it's like, the barest minimum wedding with the deacon and two other witnesses (one from each side)
(unless his windblume wanted to invite more folks of course!)
all because he's annoyed about having to been told to do another wedding just because he was told it wasn't leGaLLy biNdinG 🙄😒
grumbles about it to his windblume as they both get ready that fateful wednesday morning,
"i'm literally god. i should be allowed to legalize my own marriage. why does the church have to approve of MY MARRIAGE. shouldn't have said it with dahlia around, i knew he was gonna nag ..."
"to be fair, he's got a point. i did try to tell you."
"NOT YOU TOO >:("
windblume kisses his cheek and tries to soothe their (soon to be?) husband, barely holding back a laugh.
"well, aren't you glad to be able to marry me again? you were the one excited about having a bunch of weddings!"
the pout from venti's face falls into a small smile.
"that's about the only good thing from this whole nonsense, anyway."
he leans over to kiss his beloved,
"you know i'd marry you every day if i could, my love."
bonus: the best man
let me preface this by saying that because it's mondstadt and because i say so, i believe any person can be elected as a primary attendant/witness regardless of gender. so, i think venti could (and would) have chosen literally anyone available (lol) for his side
but i think it would be funny if he chose diluc as his best man
i was mostly thinking of this in the context of my yumeship, but also? he would probably be chosen because he:
1) knows who venti is so he likely understands the full context of this out of the blue wedding
2) he can roll with the punches and adapt fairly easily
3) venti has a sense of humor
i'm imagining him just dropping by the winery and asking like, "heyyy master diluc, r u free this wednesday? yeah?? ok can u come for a little thing i got going on at the church, promise it won't take up too much of your time <3 k thx see u!!!"
just making it sound super casual like he's asking to hang out. which was super sus already especially with that location. but he got no other clue on why, so he just gets there and BOOM. it was. a weddign . and he's. venti's best man?????????
was So confused getting there early and seeing an unimpressed dahlia waiting. he thinks he got it wrong and was gonna apologize but THEN dahlia goes,
"are you one of his witnesses"
".. what?"
"the bard and [windblume]'s wedding. are you their witness"
(realization)
"...............yes"
and he just sits there waiting along with windblume's chosen witness while inwardly groaning and cursing out venti in his head
not because he had to play best man. he wouldn't have minded. but he would have preferred to have been told he was attending a wedding!! he should have been in a nice proper suit rn!!
he doesn't even have a gift for the couple! though he supposed that can always come later, it still feels wrong to be THIS unprepared and it's on what he thought was gonna be a Perfectly Normal Wednesday Afternoon
somebody save him
#tulip brainrots#lunasmr#venti x reader#i guess it deserves that tag#dahlia genshin#diluc ragnvindr#silly brainrot time#srs tho we've never gotten to tackle the aftermath of that audio LMFAO#like mond's favorite bard got married??? on a monday??? and nobody knew???#and luna's venti is saur in love you KNOW he yapped about it to anyone who would listen as soon as they got back#it really was only a matter of time before it reached the ears of the church. ofc someone in there would do something#mondstadters have all the time in the world to gossip anyway#anyway im just living for the apparent bestie vibes these two got going on and with that personality i just know dahlia's a lotta fun#esp with venti. but because theyre besties + know each other well they r also each other's worst enemies. simply bc they know each other /j#its done out of love tho!!! but damn that is kind of annoying and mindly insulting to venti#i would be insulted too if i was told my love alone isnt legally binding 😔✊#anyway i love making diluc an unfortunate victim to venti's shenanigans#chose him bc hes close to my sona but it's also just funny to mess with him like this#plus he's honored and would have accepted it anyway but goddamn tell a man so he can dress up and be pretty#and get u a nice gift#that's his main concern tbh bc hes got no business telling the couple how to do their wedding#i wanna support yall as best man but u gotta let me in on the plans first smh#feel free to imagine windblume's best person/person of honor and the shenanigans of explaining this situation#id love to hear takes on other witnesses lol#ALSO while they never explicitly invite anyone else i feel like after venti yaps about it at the tavern#they actually do get some guests! mostly those curious enough to see if it actually happens lol. but also to see their fave bard get married#so that church would be full of people after all so yayyy happy end#but also this annoys diluc further bc hes there in his everyday clothing and everyone else is at least wearing their sunday's best LMFAOOOO
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zerostarcritic · 5 months ago
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go my surplus of school doodles
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paradoxbeta · 1 year ago
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I'm curious, how would your Suns design look during more serious situations, such as one of the Spearmaster broadcasts?
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something like this
and now for a (slightly long) addendum: i know i depict SRS as jokey and kooky, but when it comes to not shitposting and actual characterization, i have Thoughts and Feelings about them. the entire story, they just want to do what they hope will help the people around them, even though it all ends up horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. that's tragic, and it has my interest. considering the heaviness (and intrigue) of SRS’s storyline, for me to only ever depict them as a goofball be way too shallow of me, and unfaithful to their canon characterization.
so to answer your question: they hold themselves together, of course, but the shame, regret, and embarrassment is still evident.
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