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hyperfixatedmess873 · 2 months ago

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saw this on tik tok, don’t remember the og poster unfortunately

#bucky barnes #sam wilson #mcu #sambucky #marvel #avengers #stucky #funny mcu shitposts

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troythecatfish · 10 months ago

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aficionadoenthusiast · 11 months ago

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wade "you look so pretty with my swords sticking out your back" wilson

logan "you look even better with my claws in your ass" howlett

#deadpool 3 #deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #wade x logan #poolverine #funny #shitpost #mcu #mcu funny #deadpool funny

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madame-helen · 11 months ago

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Real

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cinovationsworld · 1 month ago

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Sam: Joaquin said u miss me?

Bucky: He is a liar.

Sam: So who miss me?

Bucky: AJ

Sam: just AJ? BTW it seems like im the best uncle😉

Bucky: No, and Cass.

Sam: And?

Bucky: Sarah.

Sam: And?

Bucky: Your house.

Sam: lol

Sam: So what about u Buck？

Bucky: ...Just in your house.

#sambucky #When sam in a mission #sam wilson #bucky barnes #tfatws #my english is shit #first post #idk what else to tag #marvel mcu #mcu #memes #funny #shitpost #no divorce because i dont believe #winterfalcon

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toohottohoot · 2 months ago

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oh noooo they made john walker more likeable aw shucks there aren’t any fics guess i’ll have to do the hard work myself aw man i guess i have to write about him oh geez—

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august-parker · 4 months ago

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Headcanon that It's impossible for the Avengers to pass Steve in a hallway or in a room and not slap his ass full force.

Tony does a light flirty one and makes a (extremely loud and proud) comment about the roundness of it.

Natasha's slaps. Are SLAPS. full force full sending it. Steve will actually yelp, and he never sees it coming. She will pop out of vents and behind corners only to hit his cheeks with the power of seven nuclear power plants.

Clint also pops out of vents to hit him full force

Thor does it to anyone regardless because its funny, but when it comes to Steve he won't hesitate to use the hammer.

Banner will stare at it, but if hulk ever catches Steve. hulk smashes that shit.

Now Bucky. Bucky Barnes.

In the 40's before the serum if he did ever slap Steve's unfortunately flat ass he would 100% fall over and die.

But now.

Now..

He can not only full super serum slap it.

But he can and will also use the metal arm.

Bucky and Natasha team ups are LETHAL. Powerful enough to make that super soldier fall to his knees.

#i to wish to slap his ass 😞#IT SHOULD BE MEEE #shitpost #mcu #headcanon #this headcanon is stupid #But it's funny so I don't care #captain america #steve rogers #tony stark #natasha romanoff #clint barton #bruce banner #thor god of lesbians #bucky barnes #domestic avengers

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avidplutofan · 15 days ago

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“my bitch pose is NASTY” 😭

#daredevil #daredevil born again #mcu #marvel mcu #shitpost #matt murdock #billy maximoff #charlie cox #joe locke #who made them agree to this pose 😭#it’s so funny either way oh my god

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tomlikeseatingcake · 11 months ago

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I love them ! ( and then they lived happily ever after)

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superdynamo · 7 months ago

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#vandereer_hox #marvel rivals #marvel #mcu #winter soldier #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #James Buchanan #duelist #Kraken Impact #Ultimate #meme #marvel games #shitpost #hero #space jam #get dunked on #funny #video

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troythecatfish · 11 months ago

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This meme is always relevant. Personally I always make up my own mind on films, regardless of score.

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whatsupmykentuckyfriedfuckers · 1 year ago

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I don't know if anyone cares about this enough for it to happen, but I absolutely NEED a Marvel TV show about Yondu. Or just about the Ravagers in general. It could also show them raising young Quill and have some nice Yondu and Quill moments.

I just need more Yondu Udonta

#tumblr #yes #memes #lol #dank memes #wtf #humour #funny #shitpost #shitposting #marvel #mcu #the ravagers #ravagers #yondu udonta #yondu gotg #peter quill #kraglin obfonteri #marvel tv

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madame-helen · 1 month ago

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#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #irony #twitter #marvel #marvel mcu #ironheart #war machine #dei #funny humor #funny meme #disney #parody

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inflammatoryfandomblog · 5 months ago

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"killmonger is an example of the writers making the person advocating for change crazy so the audience couldn't take him seriously" did people actually watch Black Panther or

#i'll be honest i stopped following Marvel after Avengers 2. only watched infinity war #shang chi #and endgame after that.#so this is the first time i'm watching it for a sort of look back at superhero movies.#what's surprising to me is that Black Panther is the vanishingly rare superhero movie to use the fact that the antagonist #killed people in afghanistan and iraq as a bad thing. ofc then they make the token funny white guy a CIA agent #my personal conspiracy theory is that they had to put him there after the US military reviewed their script lol lol #as a white-ish person. i don't feel appealed to by him. the token white guy should be some guy who got tickets to a free safari #then gets in way over his head. smh.#anyways (white guy voice) please respect my lived experience #the movie itself isn't high art but it's good. sets itself out from the pack by actually saying something lol #me.txt #shitposting #marvel #MCU #is that even relevant anymore #oh wait! i did watch ms. marvel #because i am a fan of the comics actually. kamala khan ftw #so many missteps in that series but iman vellani did a great job #black panther #should i have put this in the post itself? nah. nah nah nah.

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toohottohoot · 2 months ago

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lewis pullman really said “i’m gonna play the same character again in a different universe”

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august-parker · 4 months ago

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I love Steve Rogers finding out about 911 jokes as much as the next guy but the towers were made in 1966 and he was frozen during 1945(ish)

Bro left the earth without the twins and spawned back in AGAIN without them😭??

But this makes me think about other shit he jut entirely missed out on- like Steve fucking Rodgers doesn't know what HENTAI is????

Okay wait a fucking second

HE DOESN'T KNOW THE EXISTENCE OF CAKE MIX??? HE HAD TO DISCOVER THAT RANDOMLY ONE DAY WALKING IN ON SOMEONE MAKING A CAKE AND BEING LIKE "what the fuck is this sorcery"

THE MORE RESEARCH I DO THE MORE I FIND

No way he missed cheez doodles by like four years THAT'S INSANE??? I just feel bad for the guy now

Genuinely forgot he missed a whole ass second war, he woke up and all of a sudden North and South Korea were beefing HARD like harder than before 😭

Being so fucking fr right now do you think he told someone with asthma to try cocaine because that's what they gave him and he had to discover 1) that shit is NOT helpful like that and 2) it's literally illegal in most places 😭 DOUBLE QUESTION WOULD HE STILL HAVE SOME?? HE HAD ASTHMA?? IT MAKES SENSE A LITTLE??

His skinny ass was taking straight raw opium heroin cocaine and morphine no fucking wonder his ass was so stupid the whole movie 😭 he's high out of his fucking mind of course he tries to join the military with like ten disorders 😭😭😭

#i can't even describe what this post is #It started as a 911 joke and then it just kept going #shitpost #steve rogers #captain america #i love him #mcu #stupid headcanons #dude this is so funny #he missed out on ao3 😞#he also missed out on that giant hole we found in Antarctica lmfao #i will never get over that

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