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happy halloween! how is bill doing these days?
GOOD NEWS! He's a lil better!
It took a loooong while,
I didn't really do much besides do my best to make sure he's got food, comfort, and some occasional blanket hugs (he seems to like those a lot, dude used wrestle like a soggy cat avoiding a tub).
He was hella reluctant at first, Idk what exactly settled him down. But I think we're finally friend-friends :D
(he talks in his sleep, idk what language it is, but it sounds cool. Like overlapping audio/those spirit box things you see in ghost hunting vids)
Sorry for the late update, It was also my 21st bday. We had pecan pie!
aolf tpnoa uva il Mvyk. Vy ylhssf obthu. Iba p nblzz aolf'yl vrhf.
Zapss dhyf. Hevsvas ohzu'a joljrlk pu ha hss zpujl p nva olyl
#i had a bit of a health issue myself while he was getting better#i don't know what it was. something just felt off#he doesn't seem to know why i was under the weather either#probably not a big issue lol#funny thing. i stopped dreaming#also. bill is soooo cat-coded. he asks for stuff by staring or tugging a sleeve lol#P zovbsk il bwzla hivba hss aolzl. . .johunlz!Iba pa'z hjabhssf#ohyk av il bwzla uvd.#Uv jsbl doha'z jhbzpun pa#ilzpklz aol mhja dl'yl klmpupalsf zabjr avnlaoly. Mvbuk aoha vba aol ohyk dhf#[blog with bill]#((#unreality#bill cipher#gravity falls#book of bill#the book of bill#gravity falls au#weirdcore#))
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Aka, thinking too much about how readily ENA gave up her arm, among. other things....
[ID: colored and shaded art of ENA from ENA: Dream BBQ. The composition has her set in a spotlight, little patterns marring the light beams, and barely visible red eyes at the edges of the shadows. ENA is facing forwards and holding up a glowing orange heart, smiling (but with just a little tinge of tiredness to her expression), with images of her holding up her arm and leg in the background on either side. Below, her dialogue says: "Tell me, what do you desire? An arm? A leg? A heart or a head? Take whichever, any good bussinessman has a surplus to spare!" End ID.]
#ena dream bbq#ena joel g#worker ena#fanart#described#ena#my own art#my own post#the trickiest part was the text. gooodd why does gimp not accept my custom fonts..... smh my head. i had to resort to just using paint#ANYWAYSS#this was very fun to do#kinda embarrased to post this cause like#leave it to me to take a thing thats probably just a funny abstract play on words about something taking an arm or a leg to do#and make it into something angsty#but idk...... i just have a lot of thoughts about this series ok.#our girl is not okay is the point <33#also working on a fic thats kinda in line with the topic of ena's self worth and all. but it wont be for everyone since its um#sugg/estive#but fuck it!!! s/mut can be used as a character study!!! i dont care!!!#anywaysee#i will stop rambling now .....#also i keep seeing little tiny imperfections BUT IDCCCC i have to stop obsessing over them so im just posting it....#sigh
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unfortunately i will never get over the fact that dream told Lucienne about his situation ship
#“omg ik u!! Ur the guy he's in a situation ship with !!! So nice to meet u!! He never stopped talking Abt that fight btw !!”#I tried to think of a funny thing that hob would say back but idek how Lucienne came up in conversation 💀#Like yea this is my librarian/soul mate/the only reason I'm still alive/the only one who stayed when I was locked in a cage for like 100 yr#Like LMAO#BABE WHAT#Lucienne and dreams friendship is sooo funny to me#I love them#lucienne the librarian#lucienne the sandman#dream and lucienne#dream of the endless#morpheus#hob x dream#hob gadling#hob x morpheus#the sandman spoilers#the sandman
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every morning 4am this is what i see when i wake
#snap shots#woah…. rare irl photo…#i has a funny blurred pic that just makes me think of like. some kinda shoegsze album cover for some reason djdjWODJSJ#anywaydjKWKJA#stop staring at me with them big ol eyes#i got him Ever ago bur i wanted to shaew him tonight … i just changed the batteries in my candles …#it still looks like i sleep in a dungeon but thats ok Look At Him#whenever im feeling lost or down i pull him out of my pocket and hear him tell me to stop fucking around and focus#i stare into his eyes and i feel immediate shame and Stop Fucking Around immediately#works everytime …#the plush set this comes from is so funny cause its like scott jean logan#and then this freaks just there too. like nawww why is erik the bus driver all of a sudden#the day theres a lil charles plushie ill actually ascend to the high heavens PLEASE#you CANNOT separate them :((#anyways … i sleep now … with this little weirdo watching me#i cant say he’ll protect me from bad dreams but he’ll at least be a witness if i die during one so thats nice#good night team !!! i dont wanna do my presentation tomorrow ………#also im lyin. im gonna doodle a lil then sleep …#gettin a drawing tablet was the worst thing i coulda done i cannot put it down fjOWJSSJSK#ok byebye ….. prob wont post anymore tonight at least ….#so we can act like im sleeping 😏 and yet erik also acts as a witness to my lies 😔 a travesty….
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magical girl who works as a junior mechanic in her grandpas garage and is studying for her license, the whole series would be about her teaching safe driving concepts and fighting monsters that embody bad habits like road rage, tailgaiting and not using ur turn signals 🛑
#coming soon: her teammates Boat Train Bus Semitruck and Plane magical girls (JOKE) (UNLESS...??) lmao#magical girls#original#inspired by me learning how to do new fun things with my car such as: change battery and drop wrench under the hood while changing battery#to never been seen again! where the hell did it GO#ive always wanted to date someone whos proficient at car stuff but i have slowly been morphing into that person. hmm. i just really like#doing things myself. also trying to learn woodworking and such. turning into my own dream person i guess. is good??#also i did most of this concept on my tablet while i waited to pick up my nephew and its inspired by how badly#i want to dropkick poor drivers around that area. AROUND A SCHOOL?? REALLY?? THATS WHERE YOURE GOING TO RUN STOP SIGNS???!#WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE#also the concept of a mascot that hangs out on her head as an accessory...is like...so minish cap coded lol#this is one of the wackier concepts ive made. cant decide if this or magical girl godzilla is funnier#the license plate on the back is super funny to me. shes kind of camp#one of the drafts had her with orange cone style hair but i like the road hair better....
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Don’t be silly! Okay, be a little silly (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Sans#Papyrus#Could also be general Undertale again but y'know lol#Silliness is the only thing on the menu I'm sorry but we're out of everything else it's the one remaining option#Speaking of silliness! I started that first one in an attempt to draw Sans' blind side and then-#I had a 50-50 chance of what direction to have him face and I picked the wrong one brain why lol#Well he was still fun to draw anyhow lol it all works out#Tired Papyrus toting an even tireder Sans around#I imagine Undyne called him to do something and he just brought Sans along since he was already carrying him lol#Sans waking up in random places like ''Ah. Papyrus-teleportation'' lol#Another mini set based on me and smol! Just try and stop me!!#We frequently talk about dreams right after we wake up if we happen to catch each other - and remember lol#And one of her dreams was just so absurd that the harder I imagined it the funnier it got lol#So I gave it to Sans to enjoy lol - him enjoying when Papyrus is intentionally silly with him makes my heart happy <3#Papyrus plays his straight man so often that when he does come in with something funny it just catches Sans off guard haha#Pleased all the way around!#Also ft. a slight headcanon I have about Sans' lowercasedness lol#About his voice being naturally quiet and all that - that even when he laughs really hard it's still on the quiet side#Tires him out but it's kinda breathy#And if you can believe it I am Still getting used to drawing Sans' face pftbltl#He's so roundy! I feel like he'd be easy to draw and then I do and like#Sometimes yes sometimes no! I'm starting to recognize which features do it but dang I wasn't expecting him to be harder to draw than Papyrus#I feel like Papyrus' design is a little more forgiving - like if you mess up a detail you can still be like ''Okay but that's like 95% him''#With Sans it's like ''Well I did Something. And now he's Extremely off-model. Could I tell you what I did? Uhm'' Lol#I'll get it figured out! I will!
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his hypnosis ability is to imprison and make someone lose their turn, juto does NAWT need to be doing all that 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#this is vee speaking#hypdream’s the dream#for what purpose do you need to fire a laser bro lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭#and then the air horn noise after it this game is so funny sometimes lmao#i don’t have any mtc cards i’m willing to train up so i only use my mtc team when missions require it#so i only saw juto’s ability for the first time the other and haven’t stopped thinking about it LOL#but it’s a shame lol i like watching mtc do their thing 😭😭😭 they have matching gun firing animations when using abilities and it’s so cute#maybe the hypdream gods will give me an mtc mc sr next time i do some pulls lol
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oh this is gonna be so good i’m so freaking excited

#i love how this entire thing is because of tommy and he just dropped his vid and dipped#bro does NOT care#thank u tubbo for being a trooper tho we appreciate it 🫡#dream should stop doing live streams he can’t handle it#he just starts crashing out it’s so funny#he better snort up before the stream#dsmp#mcyt#dream smp#tubbo#dream situation
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making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it
(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)
episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice
i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)
episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement
this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶
episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement
the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them
episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement
augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin
episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement
i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!
episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles
i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy
episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia
STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you
episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"
RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry
episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam
they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material
episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice
does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.
episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen
dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard
episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice
she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her
episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen
each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(
episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement
theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh
episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway
episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers
episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen
episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1
episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive
episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(
episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.
episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.
episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said “love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full
episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3
episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over
episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY
episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO
episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude
episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭
episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.
#honorable mentions:#“canaries should stay above ground” because holy shit (1)#“i don’t scare so easy these days” because oh my god its our celia (7)#“i like them”/“of course you do” because weeping weeping weeping (8)#“oh no not again! oh the horrors! nooooo” that one was just really funny and not exactly part of the episode (9)#“can he read?” (10) bc it enforces the gwen/jon parallels (“you dont sound?? russian??”)#“the deep will care for his bones” (11) it creeped me out and i loved it#“the cover had this awful comic sans title 'mr. bonzo's on his way'” (12) comic sans font was so funny it almost made it not horrific#“I have a baby. Jack. He’s just over a year old now.” (13) like BARNABAS. i know him.#“The only drama is the dilemma of how I could possibly get by without you all to myself!” (14) alice.... alice....#“Oh no! Who keeps taking Georgie’s face?!” (18) SHE'S BACKKKKKKK#''I swear if I hear one more word about Trevor-bloody-Herbert MP I am going to blow up Parliament.'' (27) because WHAT LMAO??? WHATTT#''when I first awoke I knew nothing nothing but the dream of things that sliced my who from me with claws like scalpels'' (30) i cried#''They’re gone Alice. They’re gone.'' (30) tweaking#''What happens now? You push me? Stab me? Or do I need to jump in myself? Come on what’s stopping you?'' (30)#can i just put the whole episode in honorable mentions too atp.#''We are the hilltop. It is me and I am it and we are. We are…'' (30)#''Yeah sure. Sorry to bother you. Goodbye Alice.'' (30)#okay i'm done#i can't i .. i ..#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp season 1#the magnus pod
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guys i think froggy plush IS actually a luck charm of some kind
#i joke about vegeta period cramp meme. no cramps on day 2 during anime boston.#i stop leaving him at my computer and broght him to the nightstand again joking that he will eat my shitass dreams#as of late. noteably miserable mundane dogshit#and extremely rare genuine insomnia#IT WORKED#bro summoned luigi content. the only other fictional platonic crush of his caliber#i think art i made but doesnt exist outside the dream#something was clearly funny as hell bcs my cheeks feel like theyve been smiling#dude.#AND I WAKE UP AND THERES BIGTOP BURGER not relevent but. HEHE. HEHEEE#i need to finish him so theres no more sharp pins holding him together so i can actually normally handle the thing#ive been thinking this but ill say now that this mf is gonna get me hired. dont know how or when#but he will be the equivalent of the 2017 Tracy figurine
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i had a dream last night that i was in the show?? covering bev?? but i was the same age i am now (so basically ten years younger than the rest of the cast) so bev was brill's sister instead?? and also i had a jumpsuit instead of a dress?? i was tinybev 😭😭 what is up with my subconscious
#the logistics of this. don't make sense#but it's okay it's a dream#i've been thinking about tinybev all day#HELP JUSTICE FOR TULSA#IT WAS SO DETAILED WHY DO I REMEMBER#BRILL HANDED HER (ME??) THE CIGARETTE AND POINTED TO TUBERCULOSIS#AND SHE WAS LIKE ?? why#AND HE JUST KIND OF NODDED TOWARDS HIM/PUSHED HER FORWARD#AND SO SHE DOES THE CIGARETTE THING ALBEIT A LITTLE HESITANTLY#AND THEN FLINCHES BACK WHEN TWO-BIT SCREAMS AND SHE DROPS THE CIGARETTE/SMOTHERS IT#AND THEN BRILL PUTS A HAND ON HER SHOULDER LIKE “GOOD JOB” AND HANDS HER THE FLASHLIGHT#AND SHE KIND OF SMILES#BC HER OLDER BROTHER'S PROUD OF HER :(#AND THEN SHE SEES TB OUT OF THE CORNER OF HER EYE AND THE SMILE DROPS#AND THEN IT'S THE FLASHLIGHT PART#I'M UNWELL#there's no reason why tinybev should make any sense to me but i cannot stop thinking about her#oh tuberculosis is two-bit by the way#two bit tb tuberculosis#i like to think i'm funny sometimes#if you don't think i'm absolutely insane pls yap with me about her
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#I’ve been sick for over a month now and it’s now official that I’ve completely stopped following my own rules#when it comes to video/pc games#the main rule which I stopped following already last week#which is to stop playing at 8pm (or 8:30pm at the latest but that was only for special occasions)#that’s mainly bc if I continue playing past that I dream about whatever it is I’m playing#which it’s fine but it’s pretty odd and weird and I prefer to avoid it when I can#and stopping at 8 (or before) is the very simple solution bc it’s like a magical invisible line of no dreams and many dreams#which is weird in itself and a bit funny but it works for me#I’ve stopped following this rule and for the first few days it was fine but now I’m having#weird dreams about the sims multiple times a night so maybe I should start following it again 😂#(this did start happening at the same time as it got too cold to sit on the balcony in the evenings though so I lost that routine and#had no idea how to fill the time so I just continued playing)#the other rule I stopped following was staying off the computer for a few hours in the morning#funnily enough also happened when it was too cold to sit on the balcony during the morning/before lunch hours bc the summer really is short#here and I lost that part of my routine as well#so now I go from the breakfast table straight to my computer#this rule was mainly introduced to make sure I was able to go on my daily walks around noon every day and if I had started playing that adde#a whole new obstacle to making sure I got out. so I instead used gaming as a reward and made it a lot easier#but also partly to make sure I got some hours off my computer#but I have no walks to go on bc I’m way too weak to do much of anything that sitting#and since the temperatures have dropped so much that I have to wait for the sun to sit on my balcony instead of sitting there before+after#the sun i lost that routine and now has hours in the morning#I do try to forge myself away for my computer though to sit on the balcony for an hours or so in the middle of the day#but it’s pretty difficult bc I always have a hard time stop playing once I’ve started#so now I spend way too many hours playing the sims according to my own rules and I don’t care#sims is distracting me and that’s a really good thing atm
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so you are telling me that ALL OF JACOBI'S FRIENDS DIE and he NEVER KNOWS that Kepler was secretly on his side AND the company he works for is disintegrated [evil company but also he worked there for close to a decade minimum] AND that a bunch of the sacrifices the crew made on the ship were for nothing [it wouldent have mattered if pryce had gotten the info, because kepler had TAKEN OUT the communications device that would have brought the info to earth] because Kepler DIDNT COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE AND DIED ALONE and Jacobi had to LEAVE HIS BODY IN THE VOID OF SPACE and go home ALL ALONE to what is presumably an empty apartment and, at best, TWO funerals with EMPTY CASKETS.
OKAY. okay.
#also like the beacon array or whatever being down wouldent have stopped them for long#but it would have been long enough to apply the dream team of captain ahab and alien doomguy [minkovski and lovelace] to the problem#try to figure out a solution that doesn't involve eiffle getting harry dubois-d#also WAAAAAAA Eiffle and HERA WAAAAAAAAA#he was GONNA say i love you he was GONNA say it [crashing out] and the whole 'i trust you with my life darlin' thing IMMEDIATELY BEFORE#she KILLS HIM#also the multiple harry potter references are so. funny. that did NOT age well. i am so sorry queens#wolf 359
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nin is performing in oakland in august and i have family there......going to try my hardest to get tickets when they open on wednesday
#i get paid that morning too so I'll drop whatever amount of money i need to to get those tickets#god imagine if i could afford pit tickets for the two of us......one can dream#sorry cant pay rent next month buying nin tickets. what if i actually have to tell my grandma that LMAO#funny thing is. im still secretly practicing the bassline from the vevo presents version of sanctified#and i stopped practicing right before he showed up but you guys. im no pino palladino but im getting there#imagine how good it'll sound when im motived to practice before i smoke a joint
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I'm sorry to say I don't share your passion for Netflix version of Witcher. But I do love the books and Joey Batey and his Jaskier. So since I won't be watching s3 I'll very much appreciate seeing glimpses of it through your posts, so don't be shy!
i'm actually right there with you LOL what happened to me is that i watched season 1 and developed a crazy hyperfixation and got extremely attached to jaskier as a concept (genuinely he's a top character of all time to me.) and played the witcher 3 the wild hunt for over 200 hours in like. a month? i haven't read the books! or i've started one. and i own two of them. when season 2 came out i said okay this was mid. but burn butcher burn was like my top 2 song of the year on spotify wrapped. and season 3. well. i hate season 3. i think genuinely i would rather have jaskier be queerbait than have him have a bisexuality storyline with RADOVID........THE FASCIST. it's like the showrunners don't know i killed him in the optional game quest. and he didn't even have a big ballad ......... WHATEVERRRRRR. anyway im an optimist #optimist and also i very rarely don't finish things i start so i will be tuned in for season 4 for better or worse. idk why in my mind i'm thinking liam being geralt will fix some of the show's really bad writing but again. #theoptimist
#asks#i need to replay the game. when i was playing the witcher 3 that was the craziest ive ever been#there was one time i was at a hotel and i was like i want to go swimming in the hotel pool but i dont want to stop playing the witcher.....#so i took my switch in the hotel pool.#also why burn butcher burn was my top 2 song and not smth by the amazing devil i dont know. im crazy#one last thing ill say is that my magnum opus is the heavily unfinished wip i have in my docs (currently 3.7k) where geralt and jaskier#are neighbors. and jaskier is a tiktok influencer. based on this gay tiktok creator whos so funny#i reread it like an hour ago and it's. well to be honest i could do better. but it's very salvageable#in my dreams s4 is so good that i get crazy about it again and finish that fic. it wont happen. but itd be nice
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Kaeya: Diluc gets rid of things he doesn’t need anymore…with how much he resents me, I must be no different-
Diluc:
Never banned Kaeya from the tavern, even with their History and how much Kaeya pesters him there nor makes any moves to
Kept every single letter Kaeya wrote to him while in Snezhnaya, which was also the vast majority correspondence penned by one person he kept in the Winery's stash (every Letter in Beautiful Handwriting/Hidden Strife Event)
Kept the fucken vase Kaeya used on a whim to give his Vision back in, even if it did NOT match the decor of the Winery (Genshin Manga/Venti SQ/Kaeya Hangout)
Was extremely patient with Kaeya accusing him of casting aside Crepus' legacy in response to him telling Kaeya to drink responsibly (Venti SQ)
In that same dialogue, was more in disbelief/offended that Kaeya seemed to believe he would ever think of callously throwing him out than by Kae's comment abt Crepus of all things (Venti SQ)
Stayed with Kaeya on the island the entire time, no matter how much they bickered, even though he could have gone after one of the others or even taken off on his own like they did instead (Midsummer Island Adventure)
Was genuinely surprised/touched when Kae revealed he thought fondly of their childhood days gathering seashells (Echoing Tales)
Let himself get arrested for Kaeya’s harebrained scheme to save a little girl Luc didn't even know about previously, and RIGHT after Kaeya outright accused HIM of being the murderer too (Genshin Manga)
Gave Kaeya a free drink without being asked when he came to visit him to deliver the aforementioned vase after the scheme was complete (Genshin Manga)
Never refuted Kaeya's claim that Dawn Winery was his home too, nor Kae's claims that people had every right to visit 'home' during festival seasons (Weinlesefest)
Let Kaeya score free booze for the Knights to distribute for the Weinlesefest to help better their image, that Lisa specifically sent Kaeya to ask of Diluc bc she KNEW Diluc wouldn’t say no to him (Weinlesefest)
Expressed he would have Elzer speak with Hertha bc Kaeya mentioned the Knights' financial situation as an afterthought, despite how much Diluc dislikes the Knights (Weinlesefest)
Got moody bc Kaeya didn’t want to stay for dinner and IMMEDIATELY jumped at the chance to make Kaeya stay when Addie intervened to insist (Weinlesefest)
Lets and NEVER stops the servants from referring to Kaeya as ‘master’ too (They do so freely in front of him in Weinlesefest & Kaeya Hangout in particular)
Was perfectly okay with Kaeya staying at the Winery when he left, even after their dispute (Letter with Clear Handwriting/Hidden Strife)
Always remembers every single one of Kaeya’s silly excuses to try and get free wine out of him, and teases him for forgetting which he’s already used & precisely how long ago he did (Kaeya Hangout)
Is said, by Elzer, to in fact be completely fine with Kaeya stealing drinks from the Winery, even if he outwardly complains abt it (Kaeya Hangout)
Solemnly asks about Kaeya when he thinks Kaeya already left, and unpromptedly talks him up to Traveler in regards to Kae's own ability to the Winery (Kaeya Hangout)
#//The fact that this list is so LONG speaks for itself jdngft#//Fruits of my research for a Thing I'm writing and I just#//cjkbrdg#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//I think my favorite detail is Luc getting pissy Kae didn’t want to stay and dine during Weinlesefest; like bro#//What did you THINK he was gonna do when you greeted him so coldly compared to Traveler djfbfb#//Luc is SO doting and Kae’s just#//‘Hm he’s changed too much since we were kids…he’s gonna throw me out of his life as easy as he sold our childhood home-‘#//I still find it so funny that THAT was Kae’s tirade of a response to Luc telling him to drink responsibly#//Like#//mans fucken ESCALATED that so gottdam fast#//Kae feels uncertain in his own hangout abt going to the Winery when Luc is there; when the man was prolly happy to see him stop by#//Moody yes; but then you talk to Luc AFTERwards; and he’s asking if Kae left yet like he didn’t actually WANT him to#//The mixed fucken messages; I swear to fucken god#//My goddamn clowns#//Their fight made difficult for them both to communicate things at times; but it's ironically KAEYA who finds it the hardest#//KAEYA who can smoothtalk his way through practically anything and can seemingly handle people & tough situations with such ease#//Meanwhile Diluc is continuously showing his care the best way he knows how via these indirect/wordless gestures#//Also can we give props to how Luc didn't even WANT to admit he kept the vase in Venti SQ but outright TELLS Kae he kept it in his Hangout#//The GROWTH. That or Luc's getting real tired of Kae acting like he doesn't care/want him around mdfbfkgf#//He's so fucken doting; I C R Y#//Such good big bro#//Weinlesefest's things will forever my faves tho kjgf#//'Surely you wouldn't DREAM of DISAPPOINTING ADELINDE?' Oh I bet Addie wouldn't be the ONLY one so disappointed by Kae not staying ngvsfdg
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