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[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[sprung-from-the-grave]

I like to imagine that all the decepticon seekers are connected in some way, which makes the idea that Starscream is just working with his entire family tree even funnier.

[babybeesims]

🎶✨ Welcome to Mixtape Generations: The Legacy Challenge! ✨🎶

I'm so excited to share this legacy challenge I've been working on! Welcome to the Mixtape Generations. This legacy challenge encompasses all of my favourite gameplay objectives which I wanted to share with the Sims community! They may be ones you love too or ones you don't normally play.

This challenge is based upon Vibes & Fame. Each generation is a Mixtape, a genre with a story and a completely different vibe. The idea is that each generations sim, persona, styles and attitude is in the vibe of the Mixtape Genre.

Each Mixtape Generation has their traits, career, aspiration, relationship, babies and fame requirements. Then come the Rules. There are the Rules and then the Hidden Tracks which are rules that make the game trickier, weirder, wackier or more exciting.

I've created 10 visual graphics of the Mixtape Generations but here is a link for the text post which has more detailed storylines and information.

I'm also going to make Sims for each generation that will be available in the gallery or in a Patreon Collection.

Please tag me and Mixtape Generations if you play!

Text Post - If you want more detailed explanations, view the text post version here.

Patreon - Sim Downloads for each generation

Equestrian Career Mod Famous Pastry Chef Aspiration

[skyrider3217artz]

It's been a long time coming, I finally finished my next project.

Silver Rathalos from Monster Hunter!

This isn't for me, it's for a commission so he will be going to a new home.

[capesch-arts]

"Carcosa is not only your city. It's also your canvas"

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Toyota Yamahauler, 1974. A one-off special built to promote the new long-bed version Toyota's Half-Ton Truck (2nd generation Hilux). In addition to the Molly Design paint job, the truck's 1,968cc 18R-C engine was fitted with a custom Ak Miller turbocharger and had a rear end and rear disc brakes from a Jaguar E-Type.

[naturecalls111]

[viperpaws]

some silly little tiny creature emotes i made last night :3

anatomy?!? whos that!! /silly

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[yeoldenews]

Hi I was wondering if you know of any good resources to get good vintage names that aren’t typical and boring (Fred, Edward, Alfred etc)?

Some of the names in the Santa letters are certainly peculiar and it made me wonder what kind of names those “vintage baby names” lists are leaving out 😜

Thanks! And happy new year 🎊

One place to get a good general overview of what names were like in a certain era is the Social Security Administration's lists of popular names that go back to the 1880s. The further down the lists you go the less common they get. However these are still all names that had at least a few hundred occurrences, so you're not going to have any Gloyds etc..

I personally always try to find names from primary sources (newspapers, census, vital records, etc.) as you're more likely to come across unusual names that don't make the top 200 lists.

Also keep in mind that name popularity varied greatly by location. Just because there were a bunch of Juanitas in Tulsa in 1930 doesn't mean there were that many in Boston.

Honestly if anyone is working on a specific project and needs names from a certain location/era (i.e. you're writing a novel that takes place in London in 1627) feel free to message me and I'd be happy to work with you to compile a list from primary sources. I love this stuff and will use any valid excuse to spend an evening digging through 17th century baptismal records.

[fisheito]

devs are JERKkin me around- like, wELL-----

[byluna]

custom colors? double,  nay,  even   triple   spaced   text? format your tumblr text any which way you want with the free space generator by luna!

HOW TO USE

write or paste your text into the text field!

in the bar at the top you'll find the tumblr formatting options, custom colors + a few other fun bits and bobs

when you're satisfied, just hit the GET CODE! button, which outputs your text as html! you can skip right to step 5, unless:

if you also want double- or triple-spaced text, simply hit DOUBLE SPACE IT! or TRIPLE SPACE IT! right above the code. this only works after you've generated the code.

copy your code and then go into the settings menu of your tumblr post. under "text editor" you can choose the html editor and paste your code in there.

and done! add any images you'd like and you're ready to go!

please message me if there are any issues with this generator! consider a little like or reblog if you've found this useful ❤️

[illtrait]

as if...

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[skyrider3217artz]

Grimclaw Tigrex Plush

Him and all of his glory! Grimclaw Tigrex is HERE!

It felt like it took AGES to make with the amount of detail on this, but it turned out wonderfully!

[vixonspixels]

Welcome to 4 Cavalier Close - The hamptons

Miah and ryders forever home

I am super proud of how the build turned out, especially with it being on a large sized lot also

The prestigious property boasts the following

2 bedrooms

2 bathrooms

2 garages

Living room

Dining room

Open plan kitchen

Large sized pool

Horse stables