#george | hc

[ofportkeys]

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[fleurdeladore]

dating george weasley . . . 💭

✧ his love language is acts of service. peeling oranges for you, holding his hand over sharp corners so you don’t hit your head, pouring your drink before he pours any for himself, and yes — he knows the sidewalk rule. you’ll even find that things you had mentioned needing to do will be done by the time you get around to it. he enjoys helping you anyway he can.

✧ he just has a romantic soul. molly raised him to be a gentleman, and that’s what he strives to be for you.

✧ he carves your name / initials into his broomstick. during quidditch matches, he will always keep an eye out for you in the stands, and he’d be lying if he said he didn’t try to show off a bit for you.

✧ he will always lend you his clothes, but especially if you’re in a different house because seeing his favorite slytherin in gryffindor colors makes him all giddy no i’m not projecting.

✧ alternatively, he will constantly try to steal your clothes, wearing your shirt right in front of you like it belonged to him.

✧ he remembers everything about you. your favorite color? your childhood pets name?? the one very niche book you only mentioned once??? all of the above (and you will absolutely be finding that book in his bedroom after the fact).

✧ he loves just being close to you. he’s not overly touchy, but if you’re sitting together, his arm or knee is brushing against yours, or if you’re standing in the hallways, he’s standing behind you with his chin on top of your head or your shoulder.

✧ so much playful banter. he will constantly flirt with you like he isn’t already dating you, and if he makes you blush, you will never hear the end of it until he starts blushing and you get to tease him for it.

✧ he’s the slightly more shy twin (which isn’t saying much when you look at fred), so he will get bashful if you compliment him enough.

✧ he isn’t huge on public displays of affection.

✧ grand gestures are a big deal for him, however. leaving love notes in your textbooks, running straight to you after winning a quidditch match to lift you up and spin you around, waking up extra early to meet you outside your common room every morning (or in front of the fireplace for the gryffindors out there).

✧ when he kisses you, he always cups your face with his soft hands (surprisingly soft for a quidditch player, may i add).

part 1 / ?

[7c0a02]

the punchline/ 3 panel format is taken from a manga i saw on twitter i thought i bookmarked, but didn’t. will edit if i find it. sorry!!!!

[justaz]

oooouuuuu you KNOW merthur fight like them toxic couples that just love to argue. Merlin would come into arthur’s chambers, stop, look around, look at him, then go “why was george in here?” And arthur would roll his eyes and say something about him needing a competent servant every once in a while so his chambers don’t grow fungus or whatever and then they’d just go back and forth but their point would change every minute. Like in the beginning merlin is arguing that he’s a perfect servant and arthur is arguing that merlin never gets anything done, the next merlin is saying that if arthur really wants that then he should just keep george and fire merlin and arthur is like “??? wtf no ur not leaving me” and argues that merlin is being ridiculous.

Merlin storms off and sends george in to clean and arthur is just like “fine! Yeah! I would rather have george as my servant!” And merlin storms in like “wow so I’m just replaceable like that huh?!” And it’s just back and forth back and forth back and forth and poor george is just trying to do his job he didn’t want to get pulled into all this. Anyways, merlin is waiting for arthur to cave and switch his argument but he doesn’t so merlin starts ordering george to leave (EVEN THO HE BROUGHT GEORGE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE-) and arthur tells george to stay. Merlin orders him to leave. Arthur orders him to stay. For some reason, merlin’s orders have the same weight and authority behind them as the king’s…..anyways-

Merlin is still waiting for arthur to switch up and say he would rather keep merlin but he doesnt so merlin just goes “fine. keep him then.” And goes to walk out but arthur grabs his arm and orders george to leave (he leaves with extraordinary haste and refuses to be within fifty feet of either merlin or the king for the next week) then pulls merlin towards him and is like “don’t be stupid. You’re my servant not him.” And merlin just huffs and puffs until arthur looks away and then he’s giggling and twirling his hair OOOOUUUUUU THEY THRIVE OFF THE TOXICITY IM TELLING YOU LISTEN TO ME IM RIGHT-

[volturissideslut]

head over heels george weasley?🥹

𝕲𝖊𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊 𝖂𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖞

George is my fav wealsey <3

"Well hello love," his grin practically splits his freckled face in two when he notices you sneaking up behind him. "Trying to scare your boyfriend eh? That's not very nice." George has to hold his laughter back at the defeated pout on your face, tapping your nose once, twice, thrice in mock scolding.

"How do you always know!" you flail your arms in exasperation, willing for the day to come where you can scare him the same way he scares you all the time. "It's not fair, you always scare me. Can't you just pretend?" Your attempt at puppy eyes breaks his resolve and turbulent laughter spills from his mouth.

With one arm, George pulls you closer to him, effectively holding you to his chest. Though you can't see the look of love on his face you can certainly feel it exuding from the way he holds you close to him. "It's just boyfriend senses, lovie, y'know that muggle film?" His hand ruffles the top of your head affectionately, though it messes up your hair.

You pull away from him, scrunching your nose as you try and flatten the top of your hair. "But you're not a spider George, you're a weasel. That's a lot less cool" Even in your false attempt to dissuade him, he laughs with you.

He lets you out of the grip holding you to his chest, interlocking his arm with yours instead as he begins to walk with you to the great hall for dinner.

"I don't know, Weasel-Man sounds cool to me"

[likemmmcookies]

George/Jayden cameos - be respectful!

Im real concerned about how some of y'all are talking about your cameo requests. Please PLEASE remember they are real people who can be personally affected by what you ask them. Do not send them ao3 links, rpf, nsfw stuff, requests to read either of these things, or anything else of that nature. If YOU wouldn't want to get something from a complete stranger on the internet, then don't send it. Please please be respectful. We want them to have a good experience and feel appreciated and not creeped out so they never do this again.

[mountainrusing]

headcanon that Fred & George tried all sorts of crazy things to open the blank scrap of parchment that everyone else would have thought of as rubbish but they knew was definitely valuable because Filch had it locked so securely. they joked and pranked and made really bad puns, they used spells they’d invented and potions they’d brewed with their own convoluted recipes. they did EVERYTHING, and all the while, the map would talk to them, messrs moony & wormtail & padfoot & prongs, laughing at them or cheering them on, and ending up so impressed and charmed by these Weasley twins as co-dependent as themselves, they give them a clue. because “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” is way too arbitrary for someone to guess, EVEN the almighty Weasleys.

[st0nesnglitter]

𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

a/n: softlaunching myself into writing again with my current man-hyperfixation (#needthat) so here’s just random thoughts I have for him. Lemme know if anything sounds interesting enough for an elaboration <3

also I’m pretty sure i’ve changed tense during this like ten times and i’m so sorry but i’m a notorious rawdogger (not proofread)

fluff / smut 18+ under the cut

afab!reader, no y/n

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❀ he’s a gentle (and slightly unaware) giant. He’s tall and buff but doesn’t realize his own size most of the time. When you’re in the kitchen together he’s consistently bumping into you and somehow always in the way when you need to get into the fridge. When you’re about to sleep he has a habit of laying in the middle of the bed so you have to squeeze past him

❀ but with him being so big and strong also comes some advantages. He’ll always help you with stuff on the highest shelf. And if you ever need furniture moved he’s your guy. Plus he can easily pick you up, give you a piggyback ride, or carry you to bed when you fall asleep in front of the tv

❀ George is an excellent cuddler. His warm embrace can lure anyone in and he’s always happy to oblige, more often than not he’s the one asking for it.

“C’mon just a quick lie down” he murmurs, arm slinging around your middle

“George I need to leave in like 10 minutes!”

“Perfect, that’s at least 8 minutes of cuddles”

❀ and with him being so warm he’s like your own portable heater. When the London winter bites at your cheeks and nose he will always lend his hands to warm them back up

❀ his affection is second nature to him. Kissing your forehead, bringing you your favorite drink, expressing how beautiful he thinks you are. He’s practically nonchalant about it because of course you deserve flowers, so he’ll buy you a bouquet of your favorites (and he’ll always keep one for himself to see when they need replacing)

❀ he’s also very observant, especially when it comes to his friends and you. He notices when your lip oil is about to run out and slips a new one into your bag when you’re not looking, he has a list of books you’ve mentioned wanting to read, and before your first sleepover at his place he’d made sure to stock it with your skincare routine + shampoo, conditioner and a nice bodywash

❀ oh and when you’re on your period? He’s an absolute champ. Knows what you need before you even know it, keeps tabs on how many painkillers you’ve taken, and always has a hot water bottle ready for when your cramps become unbearable

❀ he’s not so subtle with hints, and when your relationship was pretty new he really wanted you to have one of his hoodies. His solution when you always (very politely) returned them to him was to hide one in your closet and then trying to convince you it was one of your own

❀ whenever he goes out for drinks with his friends and gets a little tipsy he will bombard you with texts. Little updates on where he is, selfies with his beers, and reminders of how much he loves you

❀ and when he gets back to you he will not leave you alone. He’s like velcro to your back, retelling jokes from the night and kissing your cheeks over and over <3

❀ he’s pretty much insatiable. Not in a horn-dog, never thinks of anything but sex-way, but in a will always be up for it-way. You only need to glance at him with that certain look and he’s ready to go. And a little too long kiss to his neck? He’s looking for the closest room with a door that locks.

❀ his quick mouth and wittiness can sometimes get him in trouble, but he’ll always use that mouth to apologize. On several occasions you’ve been jokingly going back and forth when he’s said something a little too far and even though you often find it funny you milk his guilt. Until he’s resting his cheek against your thigh, giving it soft kisses as he looks up and asks softly “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”

❀ oh and this man is a munch. He finds pleasure in it, sometimes calling it his meditation. He’ll push your thighs apart as they’re shaking slightly from overstimulation, lifting his head to look up at you with a shiny chin “just one more yeah? Can you do one more for me?”

❀ he’s not a voyeur per se, but he does like it when he has to tell you to be quiet, to remind you that his roommates are home

“Gotta quiet down darling” he murmurs with a wicked smile, as his hips are slamming into yours with devilish precision

“Don’t want them to hear now do we?”

And if you can’t comply he’ll have to put his hand over your mouth (or something else in it)

❀ and when you are alone in the apartment he loves doing it where you shouldn’t. The couch, the kitchen counter, once even just on the living room floor. He especially likes afterwards when he can whisper reminders of what you’ve done, giving you flashbacks of when he had you bent over the dining table as you’re eating dinner with your friends

❀ absolutely adores praise, especially giving. Even when he tries to be a little rougher he can’t help but throwing in a “you’re doing so good” every now and then. But any giving night you’re showered in it, always reminded of how amazing he thinks you are

“fuckin’ hell you feel so good” “attagirl” “you take me so well darling” “god you look so pretty like this”

[fence-time]

[insert joke about not being able to tell them apart here]

[georgscumdump]

TOM X READER. ANYTHING. PLZ.

(there’s such a huge lack of tokio hotel content these days it’s concerning me)

Tom Kaulitz Headcannons ୨୧

Tom Kaulitz x f!reader

summary: what tom would be like in a relationship

genre: headcannons (smut, fluff)

warnings: smut, other than that that’s basically it

a/n: I’ve barely written anything with tom so this was my sign to get my ass up ty anon💗

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SFW

: would totally spoil you, like he dgaf as long as his girl is happy he is

: loves you sm

: OVERPROTECTIVEEEEEEEEE

: if u were upset and you wanted to be left alone, he probably wouldn’t leave u alone and try to make you feel better (or try to make you laugh)

: he is totally the guy to show you off (HOTTTTTTTT)

: no like literally will show you off to anyone every chance he gets

: if u were on ur period, he would fight for his life not to go shopping as to not get embarrassed but he would literally do anything for u so he goes anyway

: if yall get into a fight, to make it up to you he would buy you a gift (like flowers or smth)

: which brings us

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NSFW

: here

: if you guys did get into a fight, ofc after buying you gifts, y’all would have the best

: and I mean the best

: makeup sex ever in the history of makeup sex🤩

: sometimes, sometimes he’s nice, but there’s the other side of him that love to see you under him, shaking, crying, overstimulated, begging for him, all dumb for him (this is so hot hold on I’m horny now)

: he would be the best at pussy eating holy shit

: OMG HIS LIP PIERCING WOULD FEEL SO GOOD DOWN THERE????????????? LIKE?????

: I can kinda see him being a switch, I mean I wrote a sub tom smut soo… and sub tom is hot so like😊

: his fav positions are either doggy, missionary or reverse cowgirl

: def an ass man, makes sense why his fav positions are reverse cowgirl and doggy

: yk like how in the 2000’s he would like thrust into the guitar, like yk what im talking about??

: I can imagine him looking at you whilst doing it to fluster you

: yea I think we all know what happens after the concert is over backstage:p

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I had so much fun writing this fuckckdmdnsndsndnedhbeebebesjebsjejsjjdejdnrjlakwhesjbdkw

[ginevrapng]

I just want to put an idea in your head that’s been living in mine.

George Weasley x reader x Theo Nott

Smut and all I just feel like a 3sum with them would be nice 😭

thats a good idea omg! i've been ruminating about this concept since i got this ask a couple months back! so i've got a couple of headcanons about them (readers hogwarts house isn't specified) i hope you enjoy this bestie<3

- both are very house proud people. george is much more louder about being a proud gryffindor whereas theo doesn't talk about how much better slytherins are but likes to prove it.

- because of this sex with them together would be super competitive, they both want to give you more pleasure than the other one and love hearing you say their name out of the two of them.

- theo would smirk after you move your hips upwards and arch your back while he's eating you out, trying to get more from him. "who's making you feel this good princess? tell weasley how good you feel."

- george would chuckle as you grab hold of his forearm trying to ground yourself as he fingers you. "that feel good sweetheart? yeah i bet it does. you keep holding onto me tight baby and moan my name."

- theo prefers anal and fucking your thighs, george prefers blowjobs and vaginal sex

- they're definitely not into each other... they don't find each other attractive... if they constantly makeout with each other every time you're sandwiched between them that's no one's business and they won't bring it after.

- if theo will make goading comments to george about how george left hogwarts early and he personally has always been more academic all while wrapping his hand around his throat or pulling him down by his hair so he can help you suck his cock then that's no one's business.

- theo will stay away from teasing about topics that he knows will actually upset george though or make him feel insecure in anyway.

- for example he never brings up fred, even after sex or in a joking matter, knowing that it makes him anxious and insecure about his self worth. all the time you're unknowingly making george feel one of the most amazing men in the world as you babble about how perfect he is, and how he's so hot and big and feels so good as he's thrusting into you. all either you or theo care about is george, neither of you have time for any other weasley or any other gryffindor and george has no other time for any one that isn't the two of you.

- if george teases theo about how he's sleeping with a weasley of all people, a blood traitor and a gryffindor while kissing his neck and leaving love bites across his collarbone and chest that only the three of you to see then that's no one's business. if he's telling knott that he's the only slytherin he knew back in hogwarts who he could ever stand that's no one's business.

- both were serial dating hoppers before they met you, george more than theo though. they both liked being with a new girl every couple of weeks and having one night stands but then you came into both of their lives. before you neither of them had been with a man either.

- definitely have all said 'i love you' in the heat of the moment but never actually talked about it.

[snifekinner]

nations locking eyes with their countries' child monarchs knowing that they are both puppets of the people who really rule

[fleurdeladore]

my george weasley headcanons . . . 💭

a/n: i posted these on tiktok a long time ago now and they were a hit, but seeing as the fate of the app is undecided, i thought i’d repost them here !

✧ he’s a cat person, through and through. somedays, you’ll simply find him sitting in the halls and corridors at hogwarts, petting and playing with the cats.

✧ an exceptional listener. need to rant? go to george. he only offers advice if requested, but it’s surprisingly good advice ( most of the time ).

✧ he was always a bit closer to cedric than fred was. cedric’s fate hit him harder than it did fred.

✧ growing up, he would let ginny do his hair, makeup and nails. he still does sometimes.

✧ he also asked fleur to teach him some french. he picked it up pretty well !

✧ he loves reading. his books are filled with silly annotations that only make sense to him.

✧ he also loves baking. it’s his absolute favorite holiday activity.

✧ he’s the more aggressive beater, and slightly more competitive than fred when it comes to quidditch.

✧ he tends to sort his candy by color before he eats it. especially when he’s procrastinating his herbology homework.

✧ his patronus is a tonkinese cat.

✧ charms and potions are his best and favorite classes. he does really well at school naturally, but he plays it down.

✧ he loves his mum’s knitting more than anyone in the family. he’s even gotten her to teach him a bit. he’s not the greatest, but he tries !

✧ his favorite color is purple.

part 1 / ?

[flannycartoon]

Do you think Mr Krupp would at one point try to adopt the captain Underpants persona to try and please the boys?

Oh boy, it's been a while since I answered questions of the au

Well, actually yes, at some point he would do it, but he would feel embarrassment at the beginning, however eventually he would feel more comfortable playing with them because it would give him a happier memory of his childhood.

Or maybe he just feels good because deep down wanted to be a father and play with his future son/daughter(s) but he didn't know it 👀.

(but he wouldn't be in his underwear, he would only wear the cape)

Edited: BRUH Fr my drawing style with CU always changes by post what's wrong with me?)

[onyourstageleft]

headcanon: after Faithful dies, the little miniature Pounce at Beka's feet from the Cooper family shrine goes back to having purple eyes. it's a while before George notices it, maybe when he's packing up his things to move to Pirate's Swoop with his new goddess-touched wife, but as soon as he sees it, he connects the dots and just goes "well that explains a lot"

[volturissideslut]

dating mattheo riddle hc?? pretty please 🥺

𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔 𝕽𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖑𝖊

He doesn't have much good in his life, being the dark Lords son and all. He also doesn't trust easily

This means that when he finds you, someone good, who loves him, and he trusts. He's never letting go.l

Would genuinely die for you if push came to shove

Let's not even get into the fights he would get into defending you. He cherishes you, really, and has a dangerous lack of self preservation when it comes to making sure you're treated well

Though his grades are bad, he's actuattky really smart. It's just that he doesn't try

Seriously good at magic, especially DADA. If you're not good at it, he'll teach you. If your amazing, you'll duel.

If you win and beat, he gets really turned on. If you lose he'll teach you to be better

You're everything to him, he's going to make sure you can defend yourself

Gets all soft and mushy gushy when you're alone

He just becomes baby

Literally the embodiment of "🥺"

Wants you to pamper him, but he'll act tough and scowl. It's a cover up for his smile as he sits there with a panda face mask and you paining his nails metallic green.

You know that tiktok thing where draco gives you his ring? He does that. Puts it nice on a necklace to show the other guys you're his

But it's not a one sided thing. Nobody would dare say shit to him anyway, so he'll put on one of your jewelry pieces or scrunchies.

(please please please buy him a nice bracelet of give him one of yours. He LOVES them but would never tell or ask)

Give him flowers, please. He'll cry.

He'll call you princess and treat you like one.

But give him princess treatment back I beg

Is your personal hype man

BUT I MUST REITTERATE: IT TAKES A LONG TIME FOR HIM TO GET COMFORTABLE ENOUGH WITH YOU TO GET TO THIS POINT