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Pomegranate Sea

pomegranate sea

x. Dracula 2020 x. Dracula x Reader x. Explicit-ish Note: This story is a repost. The music swelled. A half-lit moon hovered in the sky, a blue-white orb clouded with the smoke of night.

It was the perfect part of the evening: a spray of stars just beyond the window. A slow, moody dream of night—the moon's glow, candles and low lamps dotting the space, thick curtains pulled aside, the room mixed with velvet pillows and throws, art in the color of jewels and blood, the smell of musky sandalwood, and your heart beat. It was like a symphony (Dracula thought so).

The pulsation of Dracula's records played—with some delightful influence from you—and the delicious build up of tension.

Not that you would let on. The vinyl spun, a little cacophony of notes reminding you how easy it was to get lost, to feel dizzy. You were trying to concentrate, to feel focused in a book. You loved poetry, the words were like art and spells in one motion. It was a way to get lost in fantasy and truth.

But, you couldn't concentrate. And that also felt delicious.

Dracula sat across from you, eyes closed and purposeful, immersed in his night music. Truthfully, it made you fawn over him even more. The way he was so focused, so in tune with each note. The muscles in angled face relaxed. The way he sat in the carved chair, well over six feet tall like some kind of dark god. His eyes were closed. But was he looking at you when you were not looking at him? (Yes, but only when you couldn't tell.) You bit your bottom lip and licked it. The urge to be a distraction was fluttering deep inside. A warmth that started in your chest, moved up to your breasts, and down to your ribs. Almost like you were on fire. The waist of your dress was starting to feel hot. Constricting almost. You closed your book, letting your thumb stay on one page, so you wouldn't lose your place. If the distraction didn't work after all. "Drac—" "Yes, darling." He opened his eyes. You took a deep breath, feeling the buzzing within you, the scent of the candles, the night air, and the moon. He smelled your blood. It scared you, and yet you enjoyed it. His eyes studied you from across the room. "Have you, could you ever, taste poetry?" He leaned forward. You were always surprising him with questions. It never failed to intrigued him. It made you smell even better. "Explain, darling. I am quite curious." How the conversation would immediately turn to biting and irrevocably, blood. "Well, when you've told me in the past how you could taste joy, excitement, thrill, and even the longing or sadness." "Yes." "What if you could experience words or art, as I feel it?" All of a sudden he stood before you. Without seeing him move one limb. His tall frame facing you with his shirt sleeves cuffed to the elbow. Your body still in the chair. He smelled like leather and smoke, maybe even a bit of vanilla. A twinge of familiarity, sweet, and sweat. You needed it. You needed him. "What is it that you want?" You paused. He said your name like syrup. "I want to read a poem." "Yes, my beautiful little poet." He was closer now. Bent over your face, your thighs firmly planted in the chair. His lips so close to your face, the smell, the enticement of him getting stronger. "I want to read a poem while you drink me." "Go on." The grin appeared, the fangs poking past his lips ever so slightly. Your chest fluttered again. His lips drew closer, and soft, and hot, his lips starting to grace your bottom lip—and the music stopped. Suddenly he was at the record player turning the vinyl over. There he was, grinning and pleased. "Oh, I'm sorry darling, are you a bit...frustrated?" The quickening, the beating inside you drumming up like Dracula's music. The wetness grew between your thighs. "Mm, what is that you were saying?" There he was again, now behind you, leaning over, tucking your long soft hair behind your ear. Your tall and dark god full of smoke and blood. His finger traced down your jaw and then the slope of your neck. The coldness sent a delicate shiver along your side. Your thighs clenched. Perhaps, the dance of arousal was one of the most beloved parts of this waltz. "I-I...would like to read, and I would like you to drink from me." "But, of course. Your wish is my command." He breathed in your scent, and held your neck in his hands. You felt like melting, and somehow still kept the place in your book. "My little poet, please read," he growled. His voice was like a myth. How could you say no? Suddenly the music notes flitted into your body. The candle flamed. The moon lit brighter. Your own raging desire. The words on the page weaving their own spell. You read. The words speckled the page like blood. A lush red pomegranate sea. The poem painted a dreamscape in your mind. Each line spun and spun. Dracula's lips kissed your neck first. A soft, hot meeting. The delicious burning. Teeth sank into your neck, and still you read the poem. A stanza about the sun, a glowing orb, in all of its glory. Fire.

Your body pulsated, chest warmed, and warmed more. There were his hands, one at your throat, the other cupped your waist. You could've buckled underneath him. If only that hand would have ripped your dress right then. Your body gave into a wave of pleasure. A rich ocean washed over your body, muscles tightening and releasing. Your blood on your neck, on his lips. He stopped; to kiss you, to trail his fingers down your breasts. "My, my...my darling." Yes, you said, with quickened breath. His tongue lightly nipped over the two teeth marks on your neck. He faced you now. "You are a poem," he said. "I hope it never stops." The music kept on. The candles still burned. Dracula pulled your body close to him, guiding your face into his chest.

[rosetyler42]

Thought of this one after a walk yesterday. Somewhat inspired by old discussions:

Both WIR-Verse Ericka and Alice have body image issues and rejection by fans. Ericka was hated in part because of her appearance - Being called too weird or ugly for Drac, fans saying she looks like an inflatable sex doll with a pustule for a chin, being called a gender bent Popeye, called weird and compared to Martha ("Martha was better") etc. Ericka's mostly able to brush this off with confidence and humor, but it still hurts some.

Alice was actually rejected by both fans and Joey in universe. Her and Bendy were actually rivals originally, with Alice expected to possibly be more popular than Bendy. But her dolls did so bad, they had a whole warehouse full of them...and there was talk about melting them down. While she's happy for her now husband, she still deals with that rejection along with some lingering body image issues from having been Twisted Alice. Unlike Ericka...Alice tends to take things FAR more personally instead of using humor to deal. She HATED feeling like her worth was how beautiful and perfect she was. It lead her and Susie to fo TERRIBLE things she's still traumatized by. NO ONE should have to go through that, ESPECIALLY not her friends. (And one of the few people who think her Twisted form is beautiful rather than a horrific dangerous monstrosity.) And so Alice tends to get QUITE protective and angry when people judge her friends' appearance.

So yeah, that's basically where this came from. I imagine if anyone called her pal Ericka "ugly" around her, Alice would be trying to hold herself back from changing into Twisted Alice and showing them what ugliness REALLY is...

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[lauralot89]

He is uncommonly clever, if one can judge from his face, and full of energy.

Jonathan: *uncommonly clever*

Jonathan: *reacted to Dracula revealing he has no reflection and then terribly trying to hide that by yeeting the only mirror in the castle with "But how am I going to shave now"*

yes I know I'm being unfair

After reading his account of it I was prepared to meet a good specimen of manhood

I'm an adult

However, after a while I came away; my friend is just a little too sane at present to make it safe to probe him too deep with questions. He might begin to think, and then—!

I feel like moments of lucidity would be the best time to ask questions, but then, I'm clearly an idiot because I never would have come up with such brilliant plans as "let my patient escape on purpose instead of treating him"

can you imagine if Jonathan had to track all this stuff down with today's shipping companies? Imagine trying to get any information out of FedEx. Then again, if Drac had used FedEx he'd never have received half of his boxes and they'd just be like "yeah we don't know where they went sorry" and only after he specifically called to ask because they wouldn't bother to reach out and tell them

Yes, I've had a bitter experience

Of course they had heard Lucy speak of me, and it seemed that Dr. Van Helsing, too, has been quite "blowing my trumpet," as Mr. Morris expressed it.

I adore how everyone who meets Mina immediately falls in love and never stops talking about it, great stuff

I never thought at the time how strange it all was

yeah, dealing with vampires puts everything into perspective that way

It seemed but poor comfort to so brave and unselfish a soul, and impulsively I bent over and kissed him.

you know, if Dracula hadn't come and ruined everything, these people could have had the greatest orgy ever, just saying

She looked so appealing and so pretty that I could not refuse her, and there was no possible reason why I should

I mean there was the time Renfield stabbed you

His method of tidying was peculiar: he simply swallowed all the flies and spiders in the boxes before I could stop him. It was quite evident that he feared, or was jealous of, some interference.

Seward why are you so judgmental

"You're not the girl the doctor wanted to marry, are you? You can't be, you know, for she's dead."

wait can every patient hear Seward doing his phonograph

He replied to her with as much courtesy and respect as he had shown contempt to me

Maybe that's because she doesn't treat him like a science experiment

after to-night she must not have to do with this so terrible affair

*prolonged furious screaming*

Listen. LISTEN. I know that Van Helsing's own wife went mad and I'm sure all of his not-telling-anyone-anything bullshit is in an attempt to keep them safe from the same fate but like

a) No

b) Mina is the only reason we've made as much progress as we have

c) Are you sure your wife didn't just go insane from listening to you speak endlessly, sir

that was mean of me. but still.

However, 'the milk that is spilt cries not out afterwards,' as you say.

oh my head

he can command all the meaner things: the rat, and the owl, and the bat—the moth, and the fox, and the wolf

Wait.

Wait wait wait.

Dracula can control MOTHS?

DRACULA/MOTHMAN CROSSOVER WHEN

Van Helsing just sitting around listing all the ways Dracula kicks ass feels very Gaston to me

They learned his secrets in the Scholomance

WIZARD SCHOOL WITH HEADMASTER SATAN

Whilst they were talking Mr. Morris was looking steadily at the window, and he now got up quietly, and went out of the room.

Quincey greatness incoming in 3, 2, 1 -

Here we were interrupted in a very startling way. Outside the house came the sound of a pistol-shot; the glass of the window was shattered with a bullet, which, ricochetting from the top of the embrasure, struck the far wall of the room. I am afraid I am at heart a coward, for I shrieked out. The men all jumped to their feet; Lord Godalming flew over to the window and threw up the sash. As he did so we heard Mr. Morris's voice without:—

"Sorry! I fear I have alarmed you. I shall come in and tell you about it." A minute later he came in and said:—

"It was an idiotic thing of me to do, and I ask your pardon, Mrs. Harker, most sincerely; I fear I must have frightened you terribly. But the fact is that whilst the Professor was talking there came a big bat and sat on the window-sill. I have got such a horror of the damned brutes from recent events that I cannot stand them, and I went out to have a shot, as I have been doing of late of evenings, whenever I have seen one. You used to laugh at me for it then, Art."

"Did you hit it?" asked Dr. Van Helsing.

"I don't know; I fancy not, for it flew away into the wood." Without saying any more he took his seat, and the Professor began to resume his statement

Quincey is the best character in all of fiction, I do not take debate

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after seeing price increases at walmart, i decided to say f it and just order Scary Sweet Birthday Drac and Cupid on amazon since they’re still at the regular $25 price >.<

they got here yesterday and omggg they’re so pretty🥺🤧

i love them so so much. i’m obsessed with them i don’t wanna ever stop looking at them or put them down >.< i feel like a little kid again just being so obsessed with my dolls😭🤧🥺💗

they came in good condition !! of course their hair needs hella work, but that’s okay with me. i love doing doll hair, plus it feels like dolly bonding time ^_^ they getting spa days✨✨ but yes, mattel should be giving us good hair straight outta box. sadly that’s not the case T_T

oh, i got good screenings on my dolls !! a little wonky cuz one eye is slightly smaller, but it’s nothing noticeable. it’s cute🥰 we have cute wonk, and then we have bad, noticeable wonk. this is cute wonk :3 my Cupid did come with a messed up right hand (the rubber band holding the ballon in box bent her lil finger and she’s missing knuckles >.< ) but that’s okay. i’ll get her a new hand eventually🥺🤧 it’s a minor thing, i don’t think it’s worth calling mattel over, but everyone is different >.< also, i’m kinda afraid her leg paint could chip :(( i need to check to verify, but i don’t wanna scratch it in case it isn’t sealed. it feels very matte and not glossy like spectra’s limbs, so that has me worried >.<

anyway, these dolls are very gorgeous and are everything to me >.< i’m so happy to have them!! they’ll keep me company and entertained forever fr fr !! i will be getting a second Cupid later down the line. one to stay in her original look like the stock photos and the other for restyle purposes💕

the ghoul squad and lore keep expanding🥰✨

here’s a pic of the ghoulies !!

(^^ i’ll be using the tag the ghoulies that contain my doll lore :3 so far i only have that pic, so sorry >.< i wanna add more eventually of course !! so many ghouls have joined since that post ^_^)

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i can only post or upd them in the mornings on school days----and write them during school cause if ykyk TYSM FOR READING!!

A bat flew its way to a castle's balcony with two double doors. The figure's shadow illuminated into the door's window in the room. The figure opened the door with its power. Its shadow cast onto the floor as it crept to the baby's crib, ready to attack with its long, sharp cla- "Peek-a-boo!" the baby started to cry. "No, no, no, no.. I didn't mean to startle you, my little baby. Sh, sh, sh (x2)" the baby calmed and looked up at her father. He began singing. "Hush little vampire dont say a word. Papa's gonna bit the head off a bird." She giggled. "[gibberish]Vapitybooba!"

"I want to kiss your tush![kisses her belly]I want to kiss your tush!" he happily said as he lifted her in the air. He then placed her on a baby-sized mattress and changed her diaper with magic. He placed the filled diaper in a small coffin along with the others that were on the ground.

Drac was with a zombie that was preparing a blueprint sketch that was being constructed for the hotel. "Nice, but maybe a little more square footage. I want a lot of monsters here," he ordered. The zombie began erasing but was interrupted by a droplet on his paper. They both looked up to see a toddler Mavis and a small little boy on the ceiling looking down at them. They were smiling, and giggling before they crawled down the wall to Drac and the zombie's eye level. They still were on the wall, just sitting.

Mavis and the boy rode their little toy (stick)horses as they ran(rode their horses)away from Drac. "I'm gonna get you little babies! I'm gonna get youu- ugh." He was tired from the chasing. Mavis abruptly stopped dropping her toy horse and pointed before looking at the boy. "What out there?" then she grabbed his hand and started heading towards the open door. "Oh, we never go out there. *picks them up*Ever," he told them walking away,(they looked over his shoulders at the door) and the door shut by itself.

Drac was reading a bedtime story to the two kids called Tales of Humans.

"And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding, but Harry the human, found them and jumped out from under their beds!" Mavis had the blanket covering half of her face. The boy was intrigued by the story. "I'm scared!" "And burned their clothes, and beat their toes! And took their candy! He flipped over the blanket but she wasn't there. He then proceeded to look for her. As he did the boy looked underneath "Dont be scared, Rose. I'll protect you. I always will." Drac looked under as well seeing her. "Dont take my candy," she said protecting her skull-shaped (or flower)sucker.

"Baby claws, you dont need to be frightened. I promised your mommy i would protect you forever. And M/n is always there for you," he reassured.

Drac sat back up as well as M/n. she crawled halfway from under the seat turning over and smiling cutely because M/n was smiling back at her. "My beautiful Mavy, let me wipe all your poop away. Those humans are nasty," he let the guitar float to help m/n who was trying to help Mavis up on the stool with them. "So with daddy, you will stay, and if a human tries to harm you, ill simply say- [rawrs!!]Because you're daddy's girl, daddy's girl[cuts off to next scene]"

Drac was now teaching them how to fly.

"Just bent the legs and push off. Trust me mice(children)" he says holding out his arms just in case. They did so and transformed into bats, flying. "We're flying, we're flying!" Mavis exclaimed as M/n giggled. "Faster babies faster!!" then he turned into a bat and flew along with them around the room. A zombie came into the room, removing his hard hat from his head. "Excuse me dir?" Drac stopped to look at him, annoyed by the interruption. "What? What?!" he asked, being interrupted again by an 'ow'. Drac immediately looked back at them. The two kids had bumped helmets. "We're okay!" they both announced.

"It's ready," the zombie told him before both went out to a balcony. Drac put on a serious face. 

Drac held his head up high as he inspected all the improvements. ¨Looks good. Only monsters can get in?¨ ¨Oh, absolutely! It's hidden real nicely. You got 400 acres of haunted forest in front of you. You got the Land of the Undead on the perimeters. Any humans darin' to even look over there will run away real quick,¨the zombie started explaining as Drac finished using his enhanced vision to see everything. ¨But, of course, be smart. No bonfires, no firework shows.¨ he told Drac really close to his face. ¨Yeah, yeah, no, no. No fire, I get it, I get it.¨

Drac looked toward a picture in the room with his wife, him, Mavis and M/n in it(as babies). ¨It's time, my darlin' Martha. The place we always talked about for Mavis and M/n. No one will ever harm them here.¨

So ya boy ended up moving out. To see the world and he hasn't been back since. Obviously, because he was old enough and Drac let him. But he and Drac, mostly M/n was going to wait to come back until Mavis turned 118 (i think)to live in the hotel again. And since then Mavis couldn't wait to see him again. 

[rosetyler42]

Drericka: Probably some place between "Wholesome Ship" and "Coke + Mentos." On one hand, they are very adorable and do help make eachother better since they both help look after eachother and help eachother with their trauma. Drac helped break Ericka out of her Cycle of hate and neglect and Ericka can call out Drac's bs and help show him life isn't so bad. It helps they're both adorkable, too.

That said, they're both on the surface very put together SEEMINGLY mature people until you get them alone together and they become like playful children (in a good way.) They loosen eachother up and break eachother out if their shells, especially Ericka with Drac. It actually DOES make eachother better as they're not as uptight, but corralling them alone can be like dealing with a couple little kids. It's like Mac and Bloo from Fosters. Drac can kinda hold Ericka back from doing something truly crazy, and Ericka can loosen him up and bring out his chaotic mischievious side. Although Ericka sees it as making him better. It's returning the favor he did for her.

Drakgo: ....Probably closer to "Sodium Chloride." They're villains, but they kinda have that Pinky and the Brain dynamic where they fight and but heads sometimes, but they actually make a pretty good team and care about eachother in their own weird sorta way. Shego helps make him a better villain, and Drakken can handle and kinda mellow out Shego sometimes. Although I'm sure Shego sees it as a "I can make him worse."

Bent Halos: Hmmm....I'm gonna say Wholesome ship. True, It doesn't SEEM like it would be on the surface. But the two monster toons basically have a very Jack and Sally, Mickey + Minnie, Jessica + Roger Rabbit, Betty + Bimbo, and Gomez and Morticia relationship. They're the King and Queen of the Cycle, Bendy adores his Angel, even when she's being horrifying, and Alice finally has someone who thinks she's perfect the way she is. And Alice is one of the few creatures able to tame and control the demon and bring out the little Imp side....and is secretly the TRULY dangerous one of the two. Toon or Ink Monster, They would both do pretty much ANYTHING for eachother despite their history and differences.

....And I DO mean pretty much ANYTHING.

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[rosetyler42]

Some fun with Lucy, Simon, and my pal @lovelylivelyv 's Bent Halos shipchild OC, Jack Nephalem!

1 and 2: Some sparring sessions between Lucy and Jack. Since Jack lives in The Cycle where creatures sometimes attack no matter who you are and Lucy having learned self defense from her parents (and being half monster, I thought it might be fun to play with these two friends sparring together. Both of them being Addams-esque cartoony monster hybrids, I figured they'd be the type to playfully rib eachother while sparring. First shows Hijack pinning Lucy down and making a Beetlejuice/Dark revival joke while Lucy calls him a dork, and Lucy unleashing her inner Ericka (and Gomez) pinning Jack to the ground and critiquing his form. Jack responds with an animation/"Not in the book" joke. Don't worry, he's fine. Matter of fact, he likes having a gal pal who can throw him around and is 500% not scared of him.

Bonus: Imagine this with their voice claims: Alex Brightman from the musical Beetlejuice (Jack) and Sarah Sherman from SNL (Lucy.) Also, heck yes Bendy, Alice, Ericka, Possibly Drac, Mavis, and the rest of the Ink Fam are watching this and cheering on their kids like the proud parents/family members they are.

3. Simon gets in on the sparring session! He takes things much more seriously than his sister and relies more on strength, weapons, and strategy than martial arts or acrobatics. but accepts his pal Jack's friendly playful jibes, even though he's more focused on whether Jack can break through his hold. I reference a later pic here, Since Simon is a big shy good boi who's secretly badass, I show Jack commenting on his improvement from being scared as a kid by saying "Boris grew up to be Brute Boris."

Bonus: I finally came up with a possible Simon Voiceclaim: David Cross.

4. Jack and Lucy singing Kyle Allen's Recording Town! This is somewhat inspired by going through @creation-help 's posts while listening to it. Thought this would be fun to draw these two playful dramatic fucks singing this song. I could see them knocking it out of the park. This was kind of an interesting pose to crack since Lucy is 6' 2" as an adult and Toon!Jack is only 5 feet. It basically works due to toon strength, wings, and Lucy being able to levitate. (Bonus: Simon grows to 6' 4". Ericka and Drac are BREEDIN' for tall here.)

5. Some Boss Baby AU fun with toddler Jack trying to teach a pre-fangy Lucy and Simon how to scare. Somewhat inspired by the Beetlejuice musical song "Fright Night" and a joke I made on Discord with @lovelylivelyv .

6. Wanted to draw some fluff between Lucy and Jack with Lucy using her claws to help preen Jack's wings. I like drawing these two together, they're very similar in personality with Jack kinda being something of an inspiration for my Lucy. They're a couple of brave rebellious fun-loving chaos balls and I love them.

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[rosetyler42]

A ship dynamic meme with two of my favorites. I love two characters who've been through bleep finally getting to rest, and one will fuck you up if you disturb the other. These two could go either way, but...Drac's definitely the traunatized worrywart between him and Ericka while she knows he's been through enough hell already. She's the one who can actually get him to take a break, which is rare enough she'd be protective as heck of his peace. (Plus, most Vampires get staked in their sleep. Ericka knows this better than ANYONE.) And for Bent Halos....Alice is the perfectionist workaholic and most visibly traumatized while Bendy is the Gomez who will quite literally rip you apart if you disturb his angel.

Drericka's pose is taken from the OG reference, while Bent Halos, I was going for a more cat-like thing. Dracula is more like a person while Bendy is more like a big giant feral cat.

Original by @mud-muffin

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Bonus: Sorry, Boris and Knight XD

[rosetyler42]

I could see Lucy and Simon liking guacamole since it has some emotional significance to the family (Drericka's first date). Especially Simon since he has more a humany bent. But they aren't as crazy about it as Dennis or Mavis. Ericka doesn't restrict their eating much, tries to make sure they get a good mix of human and monster food; and Drac's more into pushing monster food but ultimately his focus is mainly that they eat enough and are healthy and happy. As long as they're not constantly eating junk food, they're fine.

What is your OC’s favorite way to consume an avocado? (As is, as guacamole, on toast, in a salad, on a sandwich, not at all, etc.)

[rosetyler42]

Simon and Lucy gained much of their knowledge from their large family and the library at the hotel, although I imagine they'd probably go to human school much like Dennis when old enough since Ericka doesn't have much experience with human things herself and, like Mavis, would want her children to have more freedom than she herself did. They have a quite varied knowledge of both monster and human things, although probably leaning more towards monster since they live in a hotel BUILT for Monsters and grew up surrounded by monsters. They are both polyglots with Lucy having more talent for it than Simon, they both learn how to use weapons and fight pretty early since both Ericka and Drac would want them to know how to defend themselves, with Lucy showing more of Ericka's gymnastic talent along with Vampire powers while Simon has more of her weapons knowledge. Lucy probably learned how to use her vampire powers from Drac, Mavis, Vlad, and Dennis. Before school, Johnny, Mavis, and Dennis would be their main exposure to human culture. They'd probably seem similar to well-off rather rich but not bratty kids, albeit kinda obviously weird and Addams-esque. That said, Lucy and Simon ARE far more knowledgeable of the outside world than their sister Mavis was growing up, and thus would have more street and social smarts. They are also interfaith, and this have some education in both Jewish and Christian religions.

Education and learning would be a priority here, both due to Jewish culture, Van Helsing "Knowledge is power" attitude, a focus on tradition and legacy, and wanting to educate their kids so Monster/human hatred and killings don't repeat themselves

Bonus: I LOVE the idea of at least Lucy going to Camp Winniepecaca and causing trouble at the newly built uber-safe and sanitized summer camp trying to add some fun and danger into it, but after Drac's and the pack's child endangerment, knocking over the tower and accidentally setting the place ablaze, I don't know if she'd be allowed in.

The Stitch-Angel pups technically HAVE no formal education, being the descendants of alien experiments and technically "puppies" by Earth standards. Much of their education would come from Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Pleakley, Nani, David, Jumba, and Stitch's "cousins." Although it's possible they got some of Angel and Stitch's genetic coding and high intelligence. This would include both scientific knowledge, power training, blaster use, Hawaiian/Earth culture, etc. They're much more educated than normal Earth puppies, but there doesn't seem to be a set standard for the experiments.

Jaren and Lizzie would have both public school and Dragon training, which is typical of both American children and dragons.

Meg has both human "shool" and studying with her father, working with him in the lab. She has advanced intelligence thanks to her half-Meganian DNA, making her more advanced than most people her age. She'd definitely have better education than her dad, though she may do some of his mis-pronunciations having learned to talk from him and because she finds them funnier or better than the real way to say things.

Lily would probably both have regular school and studying with her mom and dad, although she's probably quite advanced with her father's mad science bent and Shego having once been a teacher. Even though she's a criminal with real skin and superpowers, t's oddly easy for villains to disguise themselves as regular people in this world and do regular person things without getting arrested. She learns to invent her own weaponry early and sets her sights on taking over the world one day. Ontop of this, she started watching shows like Magic School bus, Bill Nye, and reading things like Matilda very early. Her mom and her like reading together as a bonding activity as well.

Aaron and Connie both have regular public school education and possibly college someday, at least Aaron does. Like their parents, Aaron is the popular kid while Connie's kinda the outcast, although being the daughter of Kim, I doubt she'd have ot QUITE as bad as Ron. It's possible Connie ends up going to the Yamanuchi Ninja school someday as well. Aaron has his mom's natural gymnast skills, is a soccer and swimming natural, and has learned martial arts from his mom and aunt Hana. Connie also has some natural martial arts skill thanks to Mystical monkey power and her mom, but she's much more a klutz than her brother. In general, on the surface though, they seem like your typical middle class kids.

How learned is your character? What kind of education did they receive, and at what point in their life? Is this the norm for their place in society, or did they receive benefits / have it worse off than others?

[rosetyler42]

Ericka: Sorta? I haven't heard that term used to describe her but some definitely TREAT her like she is. Some hate Ericka because she did try to kill Drac and was an accomplice to genocide. Which is odd considering this is the "Blorbo Warcrimes Enemies to lovers 'We love unhinged women'" website. Others say she leads Drac around by the nose. However, most seem to hate her because she's Drac's 2nd zing and fandom seems to HATE 2nd loves, and also the whole "You only Zing once" retcon. Or because she's seen as ugly, weird, and looks like a sex doll or a gender bent Popeye and that "Martha is better." Which mostly stems from the "2nd Zing" hate again.

Alice and Audrey: No. Which is ironic considering Alice has an even bigger and more graphic body count and crime list than Ericka does. Audrey is generally seen as the most blameless, understandably, while Twisted Alice gets alot of Debbie Jelinsky type love. Toon Alice also seems loved in a somewhat more wholesome Betty Boop sort of way.

Now, Alice was ALSO hated (or at least not well received and/or possibly sabotaged in popularity) in-universe, since they were unable to sell Alice's merch and the Toy Man even talked about melting her stuff down to be rid of it all. This is part or what spirs her pursuit of perfection. However, in real life, both Toon Alice and Twisted Alice seem to be loved by fans.

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Here's my little continuation for you @milfzatannaz and @seiya-starsniper and for @orionsangel86's Death Appreciation Week!

“Time for me to go to work,” Zee said, rising from her place beside Death. The entertainment was before the banquet, and she was on next. 

In the green room, she stripped off her voluminous lavender skirt, leaving the white corset, black leather short shorts and fishnet garter stockings (a little extra distraction from her sleight of hand never hurt), and emphasized her make up in preparation to go on stage. It was her usual routine, nothing fancy or truly magical, a rabbit and cards and a tall black hat. She did love her fancy hat. 

On stage, she sighed deep in her heart, looking out over the eager audience for a volunteer. The fat cat tycoon was there in the front row seats, the one the organizers had tipped her off to as someone to please in order to get a substantial donation. Everyone knew he could afford it—he’d made his fortune off the backs of his workers and lesser business partners, and was universally disliked, and giving generously to charity events like this was one of the ways he kept everyone off his back (that and the imposing well-dressed bruisers he always had hovering around). She smiled her stage smile and pointed at the young lady she assumed was his unmarried daughter, as she was sitting between him and his wife. 

“The lovely young lady in the purple silk, there in the front row. Come on up and help me with this next trick.” Zee filled the silence with patter as the girl made her way onstage, flipping her tarot cards from hand to hand as she shuffled them.

“Go ahead then, pick a card, any card, and show it to the audience.” She held out the spread, hoping for an easy one.

Oh fuck. Fuckity-fucking-fuck. She’d drawn Death. How to spin it? People got freaked out by the skeletal figure with the scythe and dismal black robes. Her Death, sitting below with her glowing skin and dark beauty, her black robe sparkling and elegant, was so much more attractive. Not to get distracted now, though.

“The Death card! In tarot, Death means change. The old passes away to make space for the new. Perhaps you’ll be getting a new car soon.”

“Oh! How did you know?” the mark exclaimed.

Not to give away her secrets, but the organizers had told her that the old tycoon had been spotted at a car dealership earlier that week.

“The cards tell me everything, my dear.”

—

The banquet was lavish, as it should be, and Zee was enjoying her meal and the company of her date, when Death suddenly stood up. 

“Time for me to go to work.” She smiled wryly at Zatanna, then made her way gracefully to the head table. As she approached, the fat cat suddenly stood up, grabbing his throat and turning red in the face. The women screamed. One of the bruisers rushed forward to begin doing the Heimlich manoeuvre, but after something flew out of his mouth he clutched his chest and collapsed. Zee watched in fascination as Death walked right through the commotion, bent and took the hand of the man who was now lying on the ground as his employee frantically tried to get him breathing again, and then disappeared.

Suddenly she realized that, thanks to the stupid tarot card, the police might have questions for her if she was easy to find, so she put her fork down and slipped out as unobtrusively as possible, whispering “tegrof eht torat drac” toward the hysterical crowd.

– 

Back in her apartment, she was removing her make up, having already hung up the major pieces of her formal outfit, when she felt arms come around her waist from behind. 

“Sorry for deserting you like that,” Death’s warm voice whispered beside her ear.

A thrill ran up Zee’s spine and she turned in her embrace, reaching her arms up to twine around Death’s neck.

“No worries, love. We each have our jobs to do.”

“I had a lovely time with you tonight,” Death breathed into her mouth as they drew inexorably closer.

“I plan to have an even lovelier time with you right now,” Zatanna answered, pulling her in until the gap between them disappeared. 

Death chuckled, and then their mouths were busy with other things.

Also on ao3!

Honored to work on this commission for @seiya-starsniper for death appreciation week!

[rosetyler42]

Ericka: Yes. Less she's running FROM it and more trying to unlearn it and get better, but she still carries some guilt and shame for having been raised to hunt and kill monsters and being an accomplice to an attempted genocide. Unfortunately, judging by the reactions of some fans, she sometimes feels 5hat's all she'll be seen as: some evil homicidal maniac that stole Drac away from Martha, and worries about whether she'll be a good enough mother whether her children are monstery or humany. She tries not to let this get to her, but...there's issues there.

Alice: Perhaps one of the most interesting. Alice used to be trapped inside Twisted Alice with Susie as she was killing toons to try to be beautiful until she was calmed down. She still is a macabre Sally/Debbie tyoe and is a BIT of a perfectionist with a dramatic temper. But she's far kinder, sweeter, and more sane than Susie was and regrets the terrible things she was a part of with Susie.

Audrey: Basically a trauma congaline. Was killed by drowning, thrown into a horror dimension, transmogrified by ink, fought her way through the studio for survival, found out she wasn't human, accidentally zapped Bendy, found out Bendy was the Ink Demon that had been terrorizing her and everyone else, nearly got electrocuted and cut up by saws, had her legs ripped off...

Fiddleford: Helped build the portal that started weirdmaggedon, ended up looking into the eyes of a Gremloblin and saw his worst fear before getting all quilled up, ended up starting a memory-wiping cult that got out of hand and gave himself alzheimers to the point Bill described his mind as collapsing like a neutron star and spent 30 years as the town kook. Also has a tendency to build deadly robots and death rays.

Ford: Was estranged from his brother for over 30 years, made a pact with a demon bent on the destruction of the world, got sucked into the portal he built and became an interdimensional criminal before being brought back. Recovering from an abusive situationship, regrets what happened to Fiddleford because of him...

Mabel: Closest thing is her parents' possible divorce (never mentioned in the series) and her starting Weirdmaggedon due to being tricked by Bill.

Bill: Burned or devoured his own dimension, took over the nightmare realm, tried to start the apocalypse, soul-eating, hedonism, manipulation, compulsive lying, brainwashing, possession, abuse, threats, torture, blackmail, pitting the Pines family against eachother, Chronoinfanti-Regicide, attempted child murder...you name it. The main one he's running from is the guilt of what he did to his own dimension.

Shego: Opposite, actually. She's a hero gone bad that never told anyone about her past.

Coraline: Her whole deal with the Beldam and the Other World

Eclipsa: ....Where do I begin? XD Studies dark magic and fell in love with (and had a kid with a monster) and this was scapegoated as an evil queen for 300 years. It's implied she killed people for her family, sometimes even possessing them and making them kill themselves. Her main one though is her Mother's monster Carver legacy: she's largely refused to use her mom's spells for fear of turning into her, and her one spell specifically for killing causes painful black scars to the caster's arms and hands as a price for it's use.

Meteora: Ran a dystopian boarding school complete with brainwashing and life force-sucking. Went on a soul-sucking spree trying to get her rightful place on the throne back. Got turned into a baby and thus redeemed.

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[rosetyler42]

Ooohoohoohoo, now THIS has some interesting possibilities for Ericka!

Ericka starts out as a monster huntress bent on killing monsters and Dracula in particular. She was raised to hate and kill monsters, believing they were all evil, disgusting animals. However, through meeting and falling in love with Dracula and bonding with the rest of the pack, Ericka realizes how wrong her hatred of monsters are, that they're just like people who have families and look out for each other.

I feel if Ericka met the old her, she'd try to talk some sense into her past self. To stop her from making the mistakes that cause her so much regret, like not lying to Drac about how she feels or trying to get her to realize her mistakes and talk to Van Helsing BEFORE he gets a giant kraken under his control. As for her past self, she'd probably be shocked, disgusted, and confused that her future self not only loves monsters, but married (and in my canon, had kids with) one. And COUNT DRACULA, no less! The monster her family has been trying to kill for GENERATIONS! How could she betray her family like that? She's a VAN HELSING! She's supposed to HATE monsters and kill them... right? She might even think her future self got brainwashed until Ericka explains what she's learned and tries to tell her "things don't have to be this way. You can make your OWN future while honoring the past. We're not ALONE anymore, there are people who understand us. We're meant for MORE than this." She would want to HEAL her past self rather than kill her.

I don't know if Ericka would succeed in changing her own mind, but it'd be interesting to see her try.

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