#get outta here SCRAM

[boneysoda]

hop on pokecolo twin 🗣️🗣️

[fauxetfaucet]

New pc setup ignore Thomas

[gonetoforks]

Headcanon that i love with all my heart; Donnie started drawing eyebrows on his mask cause he wanted to emulate his big sis April

[unproduciblesmackdown]

hey hey hey reblog to let your followers know it's okay to give you something stiff & tall, something what'll knock you on your keister, beggin for more

[paradnormal-investigator]

👿

-James🔪🖤

Mate I literally just got up

[mercurydusttt]

ok yea this acc is 18+ neow. I hardly use it and i def dont post porn but i draw mostly naked women so if ur under 18 u dont gotta go home but u cant stay here💔💔 sorry yall

[lillyorlyracat]

Well,

Not a poll, once again, but reblog and tag with the current F/O(s) that you are currently hyperfixated on

[catt-crossing]

hate when you're watching a show or listening to music or reading a book and it reminds you of someone you don't talk to anymore and cut contact with 😔

[lelianaslefthand]

dont care didnt ask plus you have lice

[midnightcarp]

cursing hotel guests that just walk out without checking out

[paradnormal-investigator]

I'm gooning 😈

@thejamespatrickmarch

[landoughnut]

Nurse He's Out Again

♡ masterlist - request

♡ pairing - lando norris x fem!reader (fc - brooke shields :)

♡ summary - just lando thirsting on the main and giving being a pr nightmare, also him fighting for his life in the comments

♡ warnings - horny/simp lando, crack, some fluff, some cursing, one kms mention

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | wanted to do a social media one cause i love reading them so much so here we are! i really love this actually so i hope you enjoy xoxo

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username WOWWW

kendalljenner stunning bestfriend 💋

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username lando having her notifs on is so cute 🥹

username im in love with you.

landonorris NO I AM. STAY AWAY 😡

username LANDO LMAOAO

vogue 🤍 liked by yourusername

maxverstappen1 🔥📸

yourusername thanks max ☺️

maxverstappen1 someone tell me how lando's dating her

landonorris HEY 😟

charles_leclerc real max

yourusername the real question is how did i get so lucky with him!!

landonorris SHHH BABY NEVER SAY THAT 😣

adele my darling you look beautiful 🩷

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landonorris IM DATING AN ANGEL WOW PLEASE MARRY ME

yourusername i love you so much 😭

landonorris CBGHNCHD I LOVE YOU MOST BABY 🥰😍☺️

oscarpiastri lando fell to his knees in a walmart parking lot

landonorris can you blame me?? 🛐🛐🛐

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landonorris it was a rhetorical question 👺

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landonorris YES GET AWAY SHOO 🤺

georgerussell63 bro can notttt fight

landonorris fuck you george

landonorris I CAN RUN YOU OVER INSTEAD

mclaren lando norris we're having a meeting this afternoon

mclaren looking absolutely stunning 🧡

yourusername love you admin 💋

landonorris FIRST liked by yourusername

landonorris DAMNNN BABY COME HOME AND KISS ME

username oh no..

landonorris ON MY NO NO SQUARE

oscarpiastri the second hand embarrassment i have rn

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landonorris get me pregnant. 🫃

mclaren no we need you in racing conditions

landonorris you need me? that sounds familiar 😏🛌

maxverstappen1 MY EYES 🤢

mclaren REPLYING TO MYYYY COMMENT???

oscarpiastri ON MYY PHONE??

yourusername osc look away 😨

ladygaga so pretty 🤩 liked by yourusername

username 😻😍

landonorris get these heart eyes OUTTA HERE

yourusername BABY STOP HARASSING PEOPLE IN MY COMMENTS

landonorris "baby" 😍 anything for u wifey 🛐

billieeilish so fineee bby

landonorris SCRAM BILLIE

yourusername ILYY BILLIEEE 🤍

username lando is fighting for his LIFE 😭

username lando trying not to simp challenge level impossible

landonorris GUESS WHO SHE WAS SMILING AT YALLLLLLLL

yourusername i love you 💗 im always smiling with you 💖

landonorris I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY FUCKING HELL

username you guys are the cutest to exist

carlossainz55 yeah until you hear them talk about each other 25/8

landonorris shut up carlos your just jealous

georgerussell63 you're*

landonorris 🖕🖕

harrystyles gorgeous

landonorris bye.

landonorris i cant compete with harry 😨

landonorris GUYS DONT LET HER SEE THIS

charles_leclerc too late i just heard a scream from the living room where she is with alex

yourusername HARRY OH MY GOSH HELLO I LOVE YOU JEHXBUYTNEGBYGYGXE

landonorris im going to kms. someone pick my casket now. he broke my girl.

mclaren our favorite girl 🧡

yourusername FIRST liked by landonorris

username im obsessed with them being first for each other 🥹

yourusername LANDO PLEASE I CANT 😭

landonorris THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE YOURE WITH MEE

charles_leclerc NAHHHH LANDO

oscarpiastri MY EYESS

yourusername IM SORRY OSC BBY

landonorris dont call him bby 😡 im your bby

username "tell your baby that im your baby" 🥺

username HELPPP bros fed up with the comments

username LANDO HAS A MOMMY KINK CONFIRMED 😋

mclaren you're done buddy. no more mr nice guy. meeting at 5pm.

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username her smile is the prettiest thing ive ever seen liked by landonorris

maxverstappen1 lando... what about us 😣

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username how the tables have turned...

landonorris YEAH YOU TELL HIM BABY ‼️ THATS MY WIFEY 🗣️

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alexandrasaintmleux SHE WAS MINE FIRST 👹

yourusername im still yours love 💗

landonorris thats not what you said in bed last night

alexandrasaintmleux NAHH UNDER MY COMMENT??

georgerussell63 lando mate enough is enough 😀

landonorris literally leave no one wants you here

mclaren you've taken at least ten years off my life

username SOMEONE SEDATE HIM✊

username someone needs to get neutered 🫵🏻

carlossainz55 NO MORE PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ☹️

landonorris pov my wifey after round five last night

username FIVE????

alex_albon NASTYY YALL FREAKYYY

mclaren why do I even try 😞

lewishamilton NURSE HES OUT AGAINNNNN 😦

[pivoinev]

DROP IN LIKE A BOMB

cw. none. wc. 4OO. contents. kissing. jinx being protective. that’s basically it. 　—　m.list.

　　　　　　jinx x fem reader

Jinx’s red violet eyes grew narrow, watching your form being towered over by some grimy man, a smirk plastering his face as he leaned towards you. A ravenous glint flared within her dark eyes as the man spoke, saying something inaudible to her from where she stood.

Jinx strode over, her usual step now retained a purposeful strut, her long, blue braids swaying behind her as her boots clicked against the ground. As she neared, she placed her forearm on your shoulder, leaning into you.

“Hey there slick,” Her voice cut through, soused with sarcasm as her eyes dug holes into the unbathed guy.

“That stench is lethal,” she joked, pinching her nose. “Might wanna take a couple steps back,” she raised her gun carelessly in the air with a smile curving her lips, but not quite reaching her eyes.

The guy, momentarily staggered by Jinx’s sudden presence, straightened himself. “I was just—“

“Yeah, i don’t really care what you were doing,” Jinx interjected with a sharp tongue, her eyes slicing into him. “Ya see, my girlfriend here? She’s way outta your league, and i don’t quite think you’ve gotten any right to be hanging ‘round her like this.”

She leaned deeper, an almost minacious expression playing on her face. “Now how ‘bout you take your wandering eyes and find someone else to bother? I hear the punchbowl’s real thirsty for attention.”

The guy raised his hands in mock surrender, finally backing firmly away from you. “No harm meant, just… chatting.”

Jinx’s arm fell from your shoulder as she stepped closer, her voice now lowered to a furtive whisper laced with an edge. “Lemme make this clear. If i see you getting too cozy again, i won’t hesitate to blow your eye through the back of your head. Understood?” She said in feigned innocence as she tilted her head.

You watched the scene, a mixture of satisfaction and admiration causing a tug at the corner of your lips as you leaned into Jinx’s side.

“Now scram,” Jinx said grimly, her expression then brightening to her usual artificial cheerfulness as she shooed him away.

As the guy retreated, her eyes turned to you, softening at the sight of you. “He didn’t say anything weird to you, did he? Cause if he did, i’ll—“

“Shut up and kiss me, Jinx,” you interrupted with a chuckle, pulling her by her belt as your lips collided against hers. Her hand gently pressed your neck, tenderly forcing you to kiss her deeper as you smiled softly against her lips.

[paradnormal-investigator]

"Ex"?

You were obsessed with me, we hooked up ONCE, and then you (literally) ghosted me.

If you're gonna call me anything, "former fling" would probably be more accurate.

OR just... yk, my name?

Also,

@paradnormal-investigator I'm pissed off. Come over.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#956 They a yellow flag chat-

When The Brothers make a problem you have to fix and this time... you are really annoyed but...Your favoritism shows-

Mc*Kicking them out of your room*All right, get lost, all of ya! Go on! Scram! Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin’!?-

One by one the brothers leave...even Lucifer has to but-

Mc*stops Mammon, Beelz & Asmodeus from leaving*Except you three you stay, You stay.

The Trio smiles and a horn honks

The only brothers who never used their demon forms on you-

.... I mean not to say they are fully innocent but outta the rest of the brothers they are safer... They a Yellow flags-

[kamelika]

match made in berlin

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your first meeting with kaiser (tw: abuse mentioned)

Rain falls on the somber city of Berlin. A young boy with blonde hair sits under a canopy of a store, bod curled up, head rested in his arms, shivering. The store owner walked outside not long after and spotted him, recognizing him as the kid who stole his bread a few weeks prior.

"It's you!"

The shopkeeper yelled, which surprised the famished kid, making him jerk up.

"Scram, get 'outta here, kid!"

The child scowled at him but quickly ran away. He was now all alone, under the sky, in a dark alley, with nothing but his trusty football. He looked down at the ground, until suddenly... The rain stopped.

Well, not completely, he supposes, he can still hear the sounds of raindrops striking the ground. He looked up and was met with an umbrella equipped with a drawing of a blue rose. He turned only to be greeted by you, eyes tinted with concerned, a nice, tidy outfit secured onto you.

"Uhm... Are you okay?"

You spoke, voice laced with sympathy.

"What's it to you? Scram, get 'outta here."

You flinched at his words, not being used to people talking like that, his soft blue eyes contradicting his sharp tongue. But who could you blame? Those were the only words he knew, being raised in a harsh environment.

"You're mean... I just wanted to help you!"

You pouted, drawing out some bread from your bag. You were pissed at him now, refusing to look at his face. He hesitantly took the food, not accustomed to such a kind gesture. You still avoided his gaze, hoping he'd say sorry, but it never came, and soon your eyes landed back on him again.

At first, he was hesitant to even take a bite, bater a not even a few seconds later, he ate the bread with glee, barely even chewing on it before swallowing.

"Careful! You might choke!"

You blurted out. He merely replied with a brief stare, before continuing to eat, a bit slower this time. You two chatted back and forth, and you learned his name at last. 'Michael Kaiser'. Such a mesmerizing name.

"Michael."

You mumble his name, letting it roll of your tongue.

"Eh, that's so hard to say. Can I just call you Mihya?"

He raises an eyebrow, exerting a face of 'what kind of abbreviation is that???', but quickly shrugs it off with a nod. He finishes the bread, and you two stayed and chatted together, umbrella still above his head. You two took turns holding the umbrella, since your hand got tired. The both of you chatted until the rain came to an end.

"That's a cool ball."

"I know."

"Can you play?"

"Yeah."

"Awesome! Can I see you play?"

"Fine, I guess..."

You two walked to somewhere with more space. He set the ball on the ground and he showed you a brief trick sorry guys I don't know soccer well lmao, i cant really explain football parts in full detail, in which you were easily amazed by. You didn't know how a kid that young was so talented.

"W-Woah. You're good!!!"

"Uhm, yeah. I know."

You two continued chatting for hours on end, and he showed you a few more tricks before you had to go.

That spot quickly became a usual meet up spot for you two. It was an unspoken routine for you to stop by there after school ended.

Whenever he was harmed by his dad, you would treat his wounds, and overall make his day much brighter and enjoyable. You always made sure to eat only half your lunch to share the rest with him. You were the anchor of his life.

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Suddenly, he stopped appearing. You quickly learned that he was arrested, and you tried your best, but couldn't do anything about it. You begged and begged the officers, but they merely ignored you, seeing you as an immature child. You knew Michael didn't do that. Sure, he stole, but you could swear with your life he wasn't the perpetrator.

Years flew by and you grew older, maturing and slowly forgetting about Michael. Just as you completely forgot about his existence, you were walking to high school, passing by the place you and Michael used to meet before spotting a familiar figure. You took a good minute before finally recognizing him. It was Kaiser, but taller, with 2 rattails sticking out on the back of his head, equipped with blue ends. You couldn't bring yourself to talk to him. You figured he'd left everything in the past behind, knowing about how wounding it was. You know you'd at least have to say 'hi', but no matter what, the words wouldn't come out, and you were so frustrated with yourself because you didn't know why you couldn't greet him. You hesitantly walk away, hoping he'll stop by again tomorrow and you'll greet him then. As soon as you walked into his view, he called out.

"Y/n?"

You froze. Honestly, you were kind of relived he was the one who spoke out first. You slowly turned to face him. You gulped.

"Mihya."

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a/n: my writing style is inconsistent lol

requests r open bbgs