#ggggggrrrrr

[the-local-bunny]

AMANDA AMANDA ‼️‼️‼️

[moog-enthusiast]

hey i’m still normal about them btw in case anyone was wondering

[vomitspit2]

so many househusband jade thoughts because of the new card,, like the domestic aura of this card,,, ggggggrrrrr i’m biting him!!!!! (ʘдʘ╬)

i keep imagining everyone thinking your husband is just some boring guy, way too normal to be a living person. he doesn’t do extraordinary gifts and lives a moderate life. each new years, you send out (christmas-like) cards of you and your husband in plain old matching pajamas. something jcpenney-level, you two look like you were copy and pasted from a kohl’s magazine, utterly plain.

the only thing that is a like ‘unique’ about him is his mushroom fascination but like everyone has their hobbies??? so no one bats an eye at that single eccentricity.

but you’re the only one that really knows what he’s like behind closed doors. sure, he tending to his terrariums in the morning but he’s also telling you of how he single-handedly tore down an oligopoly with just a few pulled strings. you’re the only one that sees that boring, regular guy come home, hands splattered with blood because he just rearranged someone’s jugular. no one would ever guess he is trained in self defense until he beats all his male co-workers in arm wrestling with nothing but that polite, customer service smile on his face.

the utter quotidian routine of him packing his pipe bowl in the morning, sharing a true story about some ‘shady business’, and bidding you goodbye with a sweet kiss on the cheek.

i love a wolf in sheep’s clothing!!!!

[klavlock]

ggggggrrrrr i want to write a proper cumplane fic rather than an au post so bad. b ut my brain. wont let me write. i have one all planned out. i have full sections written in my head. and yet. i stare at a blank word doc.

[okwhotookmyusername]

Okay these Expedia ads are ggggggrrrrr I'm gonna snap

But whatever not what I meant to bitch about

I'm hearing ads using obvious AI voices I don't remember what it was for exactly because the Expedia ad came on and everything went red

Fuckin

[askafton85]

TARRARARARARARARA GGGGGGRRRRR GGRROOWL GRROWLLL RATARARARRA BARK ABKR BAKR

you… frighten me

[lunar-years]

I hate writing canon divergence because I want to make sure the reader knows canon plot is still happening here but I also don’t want to boringly rehash canon plot but I also need to to point out the points of divergence but then I also—

[gojuo]

i have this one zerith edit i wanna post but the more i look at it the more i wanna change it but i will make myself sick if i do that so ..

[elsweetheart]

reader in your basketball!abby fic is perfect. jealousy is a strong hard emotion to deal with and your partner needs to help you out, just everything you described. that's pure healthy love!

jealousy can be really scary (and when others try to flirt with your other half with no shame is really hard to not get overwhelmed)

so thank you for making me feel so safe and loved, abby is really that girlfriend who's going to love you no matter ❤️‍🩹 really heart warming (AND YES THE SMUT GGGGGGRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK abby hittin like a wild animal and when abby just hump reader ass and the ig story? literally perfection)

ugh thank you that’s exactly what i was trying to portray 🥺🥺🥺 reader is not a perfect person, and whilst she understands it’s not always right to give into jealous feelings it can be really difficult not to !!! human emotions !!!!!!!

thank you for the appreciation ily <3

[bloodcrownedking]

gggrrrrrrwOOFWOOFWOOFBARKBARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK GGGGGGRRRRR

Hello dogboy

[nebulaegem]

Aw fuck I accidentally deleted that ask jhhhfhg I'm sorry anon :(((((

Thank you for answering tho

[jason-tantra]

Bye Bye Beloved Thailand ... you were amazing and I Love You, see you next year. Had the best 6 weeks with my beautiful husband Ingo Tantra and some other amazing times ... thank you Shashi Solluna Txema Sorozabal Martin Jelfs ..... holding you in my heart ... Next Stop: Palm Springs ... time to start converting this magic .... hhhhhmmmm Ggggggrrrrr (at Zen beach, koh Phangan, Thailand) https://www.instagram.com/p/Btsmn0mHS03/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2cjhi0v70o9o

[thedogslegart]

Alfred x Joshua yandere (uke Joshua/ seme Alfred) (CHARACTER DEATH!) (Animal death) (cock warming) (alcohol abuse) (regular abuse) (Harvey stoning) (weed) (maxwell Coleman) (Nathan explosion) (breif mention) (Teru) (teruteru ishimoto) (on ohone) (strong language) (ohone sex) (regular sex) (lied it’s not reg it’s gay)

Joshua opens his phone to a text from a random number saying “call me my name teru”

Joshua calls the number. With his boney fingers. Odd creature he is.

Joshua: hello?

Teru: hey

Joshua: hi

Teru: hey can you hear me?

Joshua: yes I can sir

Teru: don’t call me that faggot.

Joshua : oka

Teru: cheat on your boyfriend with . June bug ladybug

Joshua: no! I lovers- well.... he’s my boyfriend ..

Teru: ion curr

Joshua: okay I guess

Jun eBay was sitting in her house when Joshua walk into room.

June: who are you? Why are you in my house ? ,,, help

Joshua: legs have hetorosecual sex

June: nay... I shant...

Josh: why

June: i do not feel Ike it

Joshua: you have to so this guy will stop calling me

June: my heart is so big.9&/ okay

They um. Go to kiss ig.

Afted and Max in car getting McDonald’s

Max: is your boyfriend cheating on you rn?

Alfred: no

Max: okay... suspect ious

[ Teru texted Alfred{

[teru] : your boyfriend cheating on you rn ?

[ alfred]: naw

[teru]: I think so

Alfred loook s at Max and Max is spaced out bc he got adhd or smth

Alfred: GRUUH! this is no good!

Max: what?

Alfred: my BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME!!!! SO WHAT IF I CONSTANTLY CHEAT ON HIM ITS DIFFERENT WHEN I FO IT!

Max: wh

Alfred: 👹

Max: ö

Alfreds drives to his use and Max sits in car eating lobster legs

Joshua and June are ... “Kissing “ 3 feet apart. Good one guys

Joshua: okag u

Alfred slams down door

Alfred: COMMIT SUICIDE NOW JUNE!

June: nooo noooooo!!! Noo! B noooo b! Bb nnoooo. !! Sobbing spouting crying growing innoooobbbb b!!!!!

June jumps out window

Joshua: ong say fr rn.... oh no cub.

Alfred grabs Joshua by the neck bone

Alfred: YOURE MINE. hear that kitten? Ggggggrrrrr

Alfred smokes his his out hipster vape

Alfred: grrrrr

Then they have gay sex on June’s bed.

Essay by Belgs Gay Fart

[dragonymango]

Got to the lab and realised i forgor my phone charger ggggggrrrrr bark bark bark

On the bright side i think all i will be doing today is like, gram staining my cultures

[jason-tantra]

Bye Bye Beloved Thailand ... you were amazing and I Love You, see you next year. Had the best 6 weeks with my beautiful husband Ingo Tantra and some other amazing times ... thank you Shashi Solluna Txema Sorozabal Martin Jelfs ..... holding you in my heart ... Next Stop: Palm Springs ... time to start converting this magic .... hhhhhmmmm Ggggggrrrrr #gaytantra #gaylove #tantralove #gaythailand #thailand #gaypalmsprings #palmsprings #thailandtantra #palmspringstantra #tantra4gaymen

[the-c-anon]

//ooc

Oh my god these girls are freaking out because Nash Grier is following them. But it's a happy freak out not an angry freak out. At least I think it is... Now they are talking about one direction and I'm confused. And this is why I hate a majority of the girls in my classes. They always talk gossip and a bunch of shit like that. I hate it and I'm glad I'm not friends with them.