#go to bed egg

[eggbem]

The Caseys: Colored!

I love these two sm you have no idea how badly I wish we could've seen them interacting in or after the movie 😭

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[veellaaa]

captain caviar cookie would def take rookie cookie to an easter egg hunt

making this was so funny and stupid

happy easterrr

[theacebard]

Can I have my kids back

[tempfrangit]

I’m alive but also very dead so here’s a tiny little thing because I couldn’t get seahorse mermaids out of my mind

cw: oviposition, bottom!Ghost agenda, pregnancy, mpreg because they are seahorse-mers, breeding kink, pwp

You never expected Ghost to be as needy as he was after. But you’d be lying if you said you didn’t appreciate it.

“C’mon, know I can fit more,” Ghost grumbles as he fingers his slit open in front of you, showing you the slightest glimpse of the eggs you’d already fucked inside him, and you can’t help but chuff — your eggs — but the obscene image holds your attention in a vice.

“Ghooooost,” you whine, despite how delicious he looks opening his pretty stuffed slit for you, one thick finger sliding in to show you how much room was available inside him. At least another dozen, maybe two. Your ovipositor sliding a little further out with thinly veiled lust. And his eyes immediately drop to it, pant catching in his throat as he rocked up to touch it against the right rim of him.

“I can take it, gimme all the eggs you got.” As he’s notching you against his entrance.

“You better be able to handle it.” With a tilt of your own hips you shove as much as you can inside, moaning unabashedly at the feeling — his tight passage, the slick glide you feel rubbing against the fertilized eggs already inside, while his inner walls tried to suckle more out of you.

“Fuck!” He snarls, bucking into you, forcing you deeper as he moans wetly. “Fuck yeah, breed me, fuck, breed me more.”

Each word is accentuated by a roll of his hips, his passage clenching around you, squeezing the gelatinous eggs around your shaft. God this was so wrong and so fucking hot. Your hand falls to his swollen middle.

He was already pregnant.

There was no way you could get him more pregnant, right?

Another moan escapes as your eyes roll back, flood of fresh eggs spurting into his filled insides. “Don’t waste it.”

Ghost makes a strangled noise in turn, clenching as tight as he can, and a hiss of yes leaving him.

[klanced]

when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on

[feelbokkie]

KIM SEUNGMIN LOG BACK INTO BBL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BC I’M ABOUT TO CRASH OUT AND I HAVE WORDS FOR YOU

[transingthoseformers]

been having thoughts about more spidery TF1 Airachnid. venom, webs, ovipos (yes some spiders actually have ovipositors), stuff like that

it's arachnicon(?) breeding season and she finally allows Sentinel to top her for once, except like a month later she's crawling into his big fancy berth and using her silk to tie his legs around her waist so he can't get away as she fills him up with their eggs, she's biting into his energon lines to dope him up with just enough venom to make him stop thinking about it, to get him loose and pliant enough for the eggs to pass through his ges-seal. she cleans up the excess energon with her glossa and then she's oh-so-delicately wrapping up the bite wound with more silk to staunch the bleeding

Sentinel is going to whine and complain the moment he's back in his own mind but for now he's just enjoying it, enjoying the close contact with his big strong mate, enjoying how full he feels, purring and fluttering his wings as she wraps her extra limbs around him with the points buried in his wing joints to make sure he doesn't try to get away at risk of losing his flight

i'm just so deeply abnormal about them oh my god

Return to sender ;)

Oh wow... It's gotta be such a moment where they're both relatively still and breathing heavy while Airachnid lays her eggs in Sentinel... Waow...

Do I tag intox for the venom😔 I'm going to because that sounds so interesting

[hornfreaker]

CONSTANTLY thinking about defiant being an egg. like it's There. it's barely even subtext it's basically just in the text. like yeah it's not canon bc wildbow didn't intend for it to be but literally holy shit man how did you not realize this guy is trans when u wrote him. there aren't many characters out there that i like to hc as different genders than they're presented as in canon but defiant is a major exception. literally just look at him. that's a fucking egg. estrogen could have fixed her much earlier

[eggbem]

My version of the TMNT! I drew this a while ago and I don't really have much content for it, but I like how the designs came out :)

I based the designs largely off of the 2012, Rise, and Mutant Mayhem/Tales versions.

Closer looks at their shells plus extra details under the cut ↓

This is mostly gonna be a disorganized brain dump, but here we go:

So the working title for this version is "April's Turtlez" (the 'z' is from a typo i never bothered to correct). In this version, April is, like, 9 or 10, having been found by Splinter when she was just a toddler and raised with the turtles as her big brothers.

One focus of their story: Donnie would be the leader for a while before Leo takes over. It's focused less on Leo coming into his skills as a leader and more on Donnie giving up obsessive control in the team. It's about learning to start recognizing your younger siblings as peers rather than children.

Another focus: April would be trying to tag along with her big brothers while they take on dangerous villains, documenting the fights with her camera. It's too dangerous for her to begin with, but she learns lessons and hones her sneaking skills and eventually becomes a valuable asset to the team, as an emergency contact, "eyes-in-the-sky" and play-by-play analyst.

For personalities and traits, I stole a lot from various TMNTs, sometimes directly, sometimes indirectly. Did you know that Leo is a fan of pineapple on pizza in more than one iteration? Both in Rise and The Last Ronin at least! (maybe more, I can't think of any others rn). And Donnie and Raph's phobias are loosely based on their Rise and 2012 counterparts respectively.

I have a sparse Pinterest board (note: VERY SPARSE) for the concepts if anyone's interested :)

[eggnoodlesoop]

I close my laptop after playing Disco Elysium for five hours straight. It is 3:58am.

I sigh as I unlock my phone and write "Kim Kitsuragi" on a list titled "men i like in a gay way"

[felifeltfrog]

Don't tell my dad I stole rhubarbs from his garden and eggs from his fridge

[shanicetjn]

King Oslak and Deviled Egg

Just a little Wyrham and her Royal Food Giver.

Completed - 23 April 2025

[eggsploded]

spicelantern HD remaster

[ramons-elevator]

Hermits right now: “We need to hide our beds!” “We need status chambers!” “Im only gonna let a few people know where my bed and status chamber is.”

Me, qsmp watcher who was obsessed with the eggs, receiving psychic damage every 5 seconds: “Wow thats crazy guys. Can you please stop.”

[maxthesh4rk]

ITHICA SAGA IS RELEASED AND I'M BAWLING MY EYES OUT, IDEK WHY I'M CRYING, I DONT EVEN HAVE MOTHER AND FATHER ISSUES, ANYWAYS, I'M GOING TO KEEP CRYING BCZ OF THE 3 SONGS 😭😭😭