#god fucking dammit

[aelric]

Also me watching John claim that he was attacked unprovoked and be backed up by that dashcam footage

me watching everyone simultaneously turn on Robert in the pub

[blued-ink]

3 years late woops

[victusinveritas]

My great uncle died of tuberculosis in 1938 (he was 22). It's my hope that I'll be able to avoid the same fate (I have bad lungs to begin with) but it looks like the fascists have gagged the CDC and other such groups, so I might just be fucked. Incidentally, John Green has a book coming out soon: Everything is Tuberculosis. Buy it, read it, buy it for a friend.

[blamin8r]

This makes me so fucking mad

The new SMG4 episode, The Lil' Fellas, has references to someone's fan made MxM (Mario X Meggy) kids that Mario is frequently holding, thanks to Medi.

For the last fucking time, MxM by definition is a pro ship because while they may currently be close in age, Mario is incapable of aging, but Meggy has been aging this whole time. They met when Meggy was 15 and Mario was 25. Mario is still 25 and Meggy is almost 23. She's one of the few characters that can age, alongside SMG4 himself. Mario knew Meggy as a teenager while he was an adult. Dating someone who you've watched grow up is weird as fuck.

If they had met within the past few years, it would be okay, but they met back in 2017, almost 8 years ago, and that's a long time for a young person. The age they were when they met matters just as much as the actual age gap. Besides, Mario and Meggy have very sibling like behavior in many episodes. Them dating would be weird as fuck for that reason too.

God, I still love this series, and I really enjoyed this week's episode, because Mario being so caring to kids is just the cutest thing to me, but having someone on the team support this ship despite how problematic it is, it's uncomfortable to say the least.

[noctiva]

TIVA OH MY GOD, GIRL. THIS IS MAKING THE VOICES GO CRAZY.

Pulling him into a sloppy kiss by the chain. Tangling your fingers in it. It swaying back and forth while he fucks you! AH! The way your initial glints in the sunlight when he's working outside, surrounded by the hickies you left on him. UHHHH. What's next, he gets your name tattooed? JK... unless 😏

WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRRRRR oh jesus christ. the vivid image that I just had of him…. neck covered in hickeys… the pendant of your initial resting against his collarbones like some kind of trophy… i think. i might need to be restrained.

having it dangle in your face as he curls his body over yours, the chain swinging every time he pulls your hips back to his. maybe you lean up to catch it between your teeth, eyes half-lidded as you gaze up at him with a mixture of arousal and adoration swimming in your irises

his lips would curl up into a cocky little smile, fingers digging deeper into your skin as he leans down more - pressing his nose against yours

“Y-You like that?” He’d murmur, his lips just barely brushing yours. “Like know-knowing that I’m yours?” Hands sliding up your body, reverently smoothing over every dip and curve. “All yours.” His voice barely more than a whisper. “Always.”

wow. is it hot in here.

also he WOULD get your name tattooed. probably does it himself. I like the idea that he’d stick n poke your initial onto his ring finger after only like, a few months of dating because like, he falls hard and FAST. he probably woulda done it the day you met but he wasn’t trying to scare you off lmfao

[lin-sterling]

I just love how hellbent he is during these several quests. peak simping and I'm right there with him

also, in my headcanon preparing for Maleshov includes making sure there's enough healing potions, bandages, snacks, water and wine in Henry's bags. what if Hans is injured? what if he's hungry/thirsty? what if he's caught a cold after sitting in some dank room for weeks? I need to take a warm blanket and spices for wine. I will carry him on my back all the way to Devil's Den if I have to. maybe I should grab some clothes for him too. and a sword. also a book or two so he's not bored on our way back! an extra bow if he wants to hunt! afsfsgfgghdfdsh

I can imagine how determined, scared, frantic and excited Henry is all at the same time. but also trying to rein himself in to make sure everything goes smoothly

and btw my Henry doesn't do a lot of stealth killing. it's either slinking around enemies to avoid killing completely or combat face to face. Maleshov is the only place where my Henry goes nuts with stealth kills because he just can't risk it.

"if it's the last thing I do"

[abductedhiko]

URARAKA MY BABY NO

HER GRASPING HER STOMACH WHILE LOOKING LONGINGLY OUT OF THE WINDOW YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

LET TOGA SOMEHOW BE ALIVE WITH THE POWER OF QUEERNESS 🙏 IDGAF IF ITS UNREALISTIC PLEASE BRO EASE MY POOR ACHING HEART HORIKOSHI

[slumberpartymakeouts]

okay. whatever.

[queerghostboy]

oh i’m sick. this is AHHHHHHHHHHHH. i act like im not in a long term relationship and i look at my partner the same way but seeing heart eyes howell just stabs you in the heart and punches you in the gut and spits in your face GODDDD AHHHHHHHH FUCKKKK IM UNWELL.

[nottogetpoliticalbutwtfisoatmeal]

TURITOPULIS IS IN SOUTH EAST ASIA???!!!

FUCK

FUUUCCCKKK

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!

[girzapata6]

I just got to EP 46... I'm crying like a motherfucker... But here you go. I did this to cheer me up (I might draw this later tho lmao)

The title is "Motherfucker whenever you need him"(????

[corkinavoid]

The shop I work(ed) at burned down today. It wasn't my shift, so I'm completely fine, sans being, you know, fired.

Okay, no, I'm not actually fired, I just couldn't miss the pun opportunity, but I'm not sure what's going to be happening with everything going forward, so.

Fuck.

[victusinveritas]

More here.

So, things are great in Murica.

[skibiding]

[iblistriggered]

he managed to consume all of my thoughts in the span of a month...

[yourpalsalamander]