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Is it me or does the Barry guy look like captain price from cod 🤣
and how unfortunate is it that both are unattainable 😭🥲
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angy again
#actually borderline#actually bpd#actually bipolar#actually traumatized#roofers came at 8am no warning#woke me up after only 4 hours of sleep#so of course i did the reasonable thing#and had a wholeass meltdown#.....may have threatened the company/owner#in my defense i need my sleep and we've told them - AND gotten confirmation - that we are day sleepers and they are not to come in or#make noise before noon#but nope they pull this shit#plus they've - multiple times - just decided to unlock our front door and waltz right into our apartment while we're sleeping#no warning ever either#which is literally illegal but whatever who cares right#like who cares that we're too poor to find somewhere better lmao get fucked poor people i guess fjeiafjoej;af#gonna commit
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noooooo my headphones died on me in the middle the heartbeat beat drop!!!!!
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#sounds of locking the fuck in (-500hp -500hp -500hp -5#I didn’t actually lock in. I spent a whole day drawing art for a fic I really liked and staring at it once in a while#and then the rest of the time way spent mulling over how I could go about starting the work while time passed#the good news is I pulled myself together enough to write down deadlines on my calendar and I’m trying to build the habit of#crossing off each day so I have a better sense of the days. but im still working on actually visualizing how my time spent should look#and locking the FUCK in and committing to it <- afflicted with time blindness#my portfolio is gonna suck so ass. and thinking about THAT makes me even more scared to spend time on it 💔#THERES RHE ASSHOLE RUINGIN MY LIFE (POINTING AT A X-RAY SCAN OF MY BRAIN)#yapping#diary
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Penelope: hey since you’re “not my kind and gentle husband” could you move that wedding bed bc I’m actually supposed to share that with my husband so…
Odysseus: *has just killed 108 people* *has not seen his wife in twenty years* *goes batshit at this bc THATS THE OLIVE TREE WHERE THEY FIRST MET!!*
Telemachus: oh hell nah, idgaf who you are no one yells at my-
Penelope: NO?! YOU WONT?! YEAH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOURE MY MAN! SO DONT PULL THAT EMO SHIT AGAIN OR YOULL SLEEP IN THE WEAPONS ROOM
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Telemachus: my parents are perfect for each other
#a soldier who’s been off committing atrocities for twenty years and a spartan woman with twenty years of pent up rage#ofc their love language is gonna be yelling at each other until they start to make out#epic musical#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus#odysseus epic#penelope of ithaca#epic penelope#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#telemachus#odypen
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I NEED to draw something…
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Day 39: Isabella // Day 6: Pets
pnf revival challenge hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨ pnfspiritweek hosted by @animationnut & @pftones3482! ✨
Isabella doesn't play around with unneccessary secret keeping. This is vaguely continued from this, but also like a dozen other comics I did for the revival challenge because theres overarching plot I guess dhfugihdfgu
[revival challenge masterpost]
#i skipped a few prompts for the challenge and the spirit week but thats because i have decided im gonna finish the overarching plot ones#first before the last day#because they need to be finished before the last day dsfhguihdf#and then im gonna go back and finish off the challenge because i said i will commit to all the prompts#AND yoink some more of the spirit week prompts too because no one can stop me <3#in this house we do everything LATE#kad draws#phineas and ferb#pnf#pnfrevivalchallenge#pnfspiritweek#isabella garcia shapiro#pinky the chihuahua#perry the platypus#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#long post
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#you're gonna look at her and tell me you wouldn't commit any number of magical crimes for her???#her eyes were already so gorgeous... but now with those pupils??#dungeon meshi#falin touden#gif#gifset
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Spite is a powerful fuel
#bnha#mha#deku#midoriya izuku#fanart#digital art#shart from the heart#epilogue be damned#you’re telling me he WOULDNT jump at the chance to be a hero with all his friends#the leaks better be wildly out of context or I’m gonna commit a mild atrocity#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha spoilers#it’s hard to make his little round baby face look older#how is this a 25 year old man? god I tried that’s how
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I went on a sketching frenzy and now have a bunch of pre and post battle art
#mostly pre battle#like them getting their armor and weapons ready#not knowing if they’re gonna make it out of this#being committed to what they’re gonna do together after#arcane#netflix arcane#caitvi#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#my art#sketch
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I hate this website
#A popular black trans woman had her account deleted#I'm going to commit a crime#I hate that we have to just. Put up with this shit#Fuck you Matt Mullenweg#I hate you so much#if this ends up getting my account deleted so be it#I'm not just gonna ignore this#I hate you Matthew Mullenweg
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Rare sight of the dangerous and wild Aran Ryan coming to his big brother senses
#BIG HEAR ME OUT ON THIS BROTP#ohhh aran you big oaf#he's gonna bully mac immensely just because he needs to cover up his adoration#they would both commit crimes together and fight with each other#for little mac that i hc to be an orphan/single child it would be a fun dynamic to give him a big bro#thank you to that one tumblr punch out fanartist that draws little mac being familial with other boxers#you opened up my eyes on them and i love you if you are reading this#punch out#punch out fanart#punch out wii#aran ryan#little mac
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I will most likely just not do the chemistry homework since I have nothing to base it on
#basically bestie and I were about to slay an experiment but then two hoes joined us and they just did everything#and never gave us any of the actual results#so yeah#gonna commit
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Been reading some articles to start autism dumping on cookie run faeries. So to be able to design Sugarfly I’m currently reading one on sexual dimorphism in phoebis sennae (cloudless sulphur butterflies, one of the species with the easiest ways to distinguish between male and female). and.

They’re attracted to the color red………….. and yk pavlova has red in his desigN

WAAHHIEAYFUAFUHIWAIFHUQWIFGQGUFIQEIHSDHSD I LOVE THEM SO MUXHHHH🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭😭🥺😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭
#they make me wanna commit crime#im gonna throw up#/pos#one of my comfort ships like genuinely after figmeg#art#my art#fanart#original art#doodles#miscellaneous#sugarlova#pavlova x sugarfly#sugarfly x pavlova#pavlova cookie#crk pavlova cookie#pavlova cookie crk#sugarfly cookie#crk sugarfly cookie#sugarfly cookie crk#crk#crk art#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart
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Who ever said that computer science is fun I’m hunting you down
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Bats and Phantoms - Part 1
Prompt: All the Phantom/Fenton Siblings end up with one of the Bats and Birds. It's just that neither of the two families know that their partner is related to their siblings' partners.
Danny and Red Hood
Going to Gotham for university was a planned decision, mind you. It was one of their many contingency plans in case the reveal went wrong. Thankfully, it didn't but his parents were still trying to change their views on ghosts for the sake of their children. Last he heard from his parents, Jack and Maddie Fenton were practically harassing every ghost they could find on culture, history, and etiquette. (He's gotten one too many complains from Box Ghost and Poindexter.) Plus the mess that was the situationship between the Fenton Couple and Vlad Fucking Masters. (Dante was about to kill himself again for that).
Gotham had enough ambient ectoplasm for him to be stable. Everything was very normal. Absolutely...
If not for the fact that Danny loathed clowns. When a clown decided to try and attack Danny, what does he do?
He did what every self respecting Fenton would do when faced with something he absolutely hates. He came at him swinging, aiming for the face.
And maybe he put a little too much power into the punch and the next thing he knew, a body was flung against a wall and breaking it on impact. Danny stares at the toppled wall and—HOLY SHIT HE JUST KILLED THE JOKER.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck—BATMAN WAS GOING TO KICK HIM OUR OF GOTHAM!
But this was the Joker... The last time that crazy fucker got out of Arkham, he threatened to blow up an orphanage. Okay, he could do this. Gotham Harbor it is.
And in typical Fenton fashion, his luck was shittier than ever.
"What the fuck..."
Danny whipped around, freezing in place when he came face to face with the Red Hood. The fucking revenant of Gotham that the city spirit seemed to really favor. Fuck.
"It's not what it looks like! I mean—It is—But, like..." He swallowed thickly, trying to offer a smile but he flinches away when Red Hood snapped his head from the corpse then too Danny.
"That's the fucking Joker!" The Red Hood was pointing a gun at the corpse now, voice distorted and everything.
Yeah. Well. Shit. Danny gulped, finally deciding that since he was already half dead, he might as well clean up. Not like the Red Hood could kill him—I mean, he could, but Danny wasn't going to die by a bullet.
"You—" The gun was now pointed at him.
"It's not my fault he decided to fucking jump me!" Danny immediately argued, grabbing the clown by the legs and dragging him forward before he winced at the trail of blood. "It's a clown! A fucking clown!"
He yelped when the crime lord slapped his hands away from the corpse, "The fuck is wrong with you? Don't fucking touch the corpse unless you want that shit to traced to you." The Red Hood grunted, shaking his head. He sounded... He kinda sounded giddy, in all honesty. Why the fuck was the Red Hood teaching Danny how to get away with murder?
"What were you even going to do with the body?"
Danny cringed away. To tell the truth or not? Such a difficult question... Okay, he's pretty sure most of the Bats were like detectives and lying to this one might get him shot.
"Gotham Harbor?" He squeaked out.
Danny was met with silence and the man built like a fucking fridge (but he's so damn sure that Dan was still the tallest person he knew) didn't move a bit. Then his shoulders shook. And then he was laughing. Fucking shit, the Red Hood was laughing because Danny was going to dump a body in the harbor.
What was Jazz going to say?!
(Meanwhile, Jason Todd finds a strange boy that makes him feel strange, warm—the same boy had killed his worst nightmare. He might just have fallen in love right then and there.)
Part 2 | Masterpost
#dead on main#jason todd#batfam#danny phantom#dpxdc#danny fenton#jason x danny#red hood#dc comics#Bats and Phantoms#Jason's pit rage really likes Danny#Danny doesn't know if he should be worried or not that a crime lord finds his crime funny#Danny and Dan and Ellie and Jazz are all siblings in my eyes#Danny: Guys I just committed a crime and now a crime lord wants to be my sugar daddy#Jazz: Danny wtf#Ellie: Luckyyyy#Bruce: He killed the Joker#Jason: You dont under... HE KILLED THE JOKER#Jason: Im gonna fucking marry that guy#bruce: Jaybird no#Jason: YES
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