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#Excel is actually a decent editor for writing Java#it makes it very difficult to make some of the most common Java mistakes#like writing code in Java
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"Lmao" even.
Is this an "I have written too much Java" emotion or an "I refuse to touch Java" emotion?
I am, perhaps, overstating my aversion to the language - I don't really hate Java, I just don't find it terribly fun to work in (although it's been years since the last time I had to, so maybe IDE advances have made it more palatable now). I've worked on some Java projects that were quite well put together, but I've also seen my share of code with types like ProducerFactory<FactoryProducer, IGatewayFactoryFactory>.
In general if speed is not an essential part of a project I prefer to write in Python for its terseness and extremely effective syntactic sugar (context managers, generators, etc.), and if speed IS essential then various C variants, Rust, or even Go will almost certainly outperform Java. So it's not entirely clear to me why Java is still used outside of legacy code.
#FOR COMPUTER SCIENCE!#python does of course run into problems if you have a large enough project and inexperienced developers or poor code review practices#because sooner or later someone's going to do something 'clever' like hiding important things inside properties#or mucking about with metaclasses without understanding how to properly scope magic#and then you're in trouble#('clever' in this context is the sort of cleverness where you get a perl regex to compute fibonacci numbers)#(i.e. the sort of thing that's fun to do for fun but should never be put in production code)#I saw some code at google once where accessing what appeared to be an ordinary attribute actually froze for 45m#because it was a property that fetched the value from a sandbox environment#and if there wasn't a sandbox environment currently running it would spin up a new one from scratch and wait for everything in it to come u
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There will also be pysnorble, which has stellar documentation and appears to do everything you need and then some, but it turns out that 1. it's actually just a thin wrapper about libsnorble-2-dev and you still have to configure and install libsnorble-2-dev, and 2. two-thirds of the functions just raise NotImplementedError because the author wrote the docs first and then changed jobs and didn't need to scrimble anymore.
And let's not forget snorble-go, which technically works but swallows all error messages and requires three different code-generation passes for each type of sprongle expression you want to handle and the devs swear that in the next major version or two (or at most three!) it'll be almost as fast as the c version.
every software is like. your mission-critical app requires you to use the scrimble protocol to squeeb some snorble files for sprongle expressions. do you use:
libsnorble-2-dev, a C library that the author only distributes as source code and therefore must be compiled from source using CMake
Squeeb.js, which sort of has most of the features you want, but requires about a gigabyte of Node dependencies and has only been in development for eight months and has 4.7k open issues on Github
Squeeh.js, a typosquatting trojan that uses your GPU to mine crypto if you install it by mistake
Sprongloxide, a Rust crate beloved by its fanatical userbase, which has been in version 0.9.* for about four years, and is actually just a thin wrapper for libsnorble-2-dev
GNU Scrimble, a GPLv3-licensed command-line tool maintained by the Free Software Foundation, which has over a hundred different flags, and also comes with an integrated Lisp interpreter for scripting, and also a TUI-based Pong implementation as an "easter egg", and also supports CSV, XML, JSON, PDF, XLSX, and even HTML files, but does not actually come with support for squeebing snorble files for ideological reasons. it does have a boomeresque drawing of a grinning meerkat as its logo, though
Microsoft Scrimble Framework Core, a .NET library that has all the features you need and more, but costs $399 anually and comes with a proprietary licensing agreement that grants Microsoft the right to tattoo advertisements on the inside of your eyelids
snorblite, a full-featured Perl module which is entirely developed and maintained by a single guy who is completely insane and constantly makes blog posts about how much he hates the ATF and the "woke mind-virus", but everyone uses it because it has all the features you need and is distributed under the MIT license
Google Squeebular (deprecated since 2017)
#of course anyone you ask about this wonders why you're using the scrimble protocol at all#don't you know about the new scromble protocol? it's backed by Google and so much better!#I mean yes it only works in two languages (python 1.4 and a weird language that Google made)#and it only implements about 10% of scrimble functionality so far#but it's still... oh wait they canceled the project in favor of their new scrumble protocol#wait you wanted to use scromble?#you buffoon#scrumble is the future!#FOR COMPUTER SCIENCE!
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But also IF I am around all day long and you can tell I won't get tf off Tumblr you should be looking at me like this to shame me as if I were Dean Winchester eating a whole pint of ice cream and you were Sam telling me I am going to get killed by a werewolf because I can no longer run fast enough to escape.

I need to do soooo much actual work so if I am not around as much in the coming weeks that is why.
#i need to learn Python right this instant#and then run an arcpy code#and then run a google distance matrix api with pandas and a bunch of other shit#adderall please give me strength#i will be here after working hours on weekdays. and at lunch probably.#and of course if something insane happens and I need to come to the defense of my mutuals or mutuals in law#or am getting blasted by my mutuals in law who want to poison me at thanksgiving dinner#one of those#also maybe this will get me back on my rewatch consistently#strangely. i feel like. that might happen.#i still kinda wanna go back to season 2 tho ik it's weird#i just went soooo fast through it :(
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"Yellow Ball Python", Marguerite Sheffer, The Man in the Banana Trees
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Laminated eight-and-a-half-by-eleven posters on every telephone pole in a three-block radius announced that our neighbors had lost their yellow ball python. We stopped to read the signs while the dog tugged and pissed. Black text on a white background—no snake photos, just a sun emoji to lighten the mood. Sunny was LOVED and LOST, also SKITTISH, but FRIENDLY, NOT DANGEROUS, and NONVENOMOUS.
TEXT IF FOUND. DO NOT TRY TO HANDLE.
Soon after, we started the chain of jokes. One of us stepped out for a jog: “Watch out for yellow ball pythons!” Opening a car door. Of course, the ceiling vents. Climbing the ladder to the attic to pull down orange-and-purple Halloween lights. Opening grocery bags, backpacks, loads of laundry. Pointing out nonsensical things on the road to Costco, neither yellow nor slinky enough to be the missing snake.
“I think I see it, there, the yellow ball python.”
“No, that’s just a blue tarp python.”
“Oh, my mistake.”
It got more absurd. Anyplace a python might fit, then anyplace they couldn’t. In the oven; in an email.
“I’ll show you my yellow ball python.”
“Oh yeah?”
Peeking in each other’s ears, like bushy-eyebrowed magic uncles who extract gold coins. In every mundane task, a yellow snake lurked; one rumored to be kind, but still a snake, after all, with fangs.
In a porta-potty before an early a.m. road race, I envisioned the python curled in the basin below me, waiting to unleash its nonvenomous bite. I told you and you laughed and then we ran.
“Stay vigilant.”
You beat my time. I watched you pull farther and farther ahead.
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We ran out of places it might be hiding. Or our imaginations weren’t up to it. The joke got old, got stale.
“I get it. Can we be serious? Please?”
“You used to be fun.”
The laminated signs came down. I liked to think Sunny made it home; you thought his former family just gave up looking.
I googled couples therapists. We’d settled into our routines so fast—too fast. We’d only been living together for eight months. I felt absurd.
Was this surrender? Or was it surrender not to try?
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I found him after we hadn’t spoken in a few weeks. You were still paying half the rent—so level-headed, so kind. We were working out a custody agreement for the dog.
It was one of those warm red nights when everything feels like it is thrashing; the kind of atmosphere that must get sailors worried, or delighted—one or the other, I can never recall. I almost missed it. A flash of yellow in my peripheral vision—under a bush in the parking lot of our Chipotle. A buttery coil. It was muscular. It was bracingly alive, trying to hold itself still but flexing just a little; thick, scaly, and gleaming. The python’s spade head was pressed into its curves, to cower or to strike.
It looked back at me. It did not appear to be dying of hunger. Maybe someone was bringing it burrito bowls.
I imagined reaching for it, avoiding the eerie jaws. They were closed now, but I knew they could yawn open, swallow me whole. How do people hold pythons, heavy and strange, without spilling them? Without hurting them, or getting bit? You should have been with me, within arm’s reach, looking over my shoulder. Then I might have been braver. The space where you were not, maybe that’s where all the evening’s electricity was coming from.
I stayed still. The python was rotating its coils in that alien way, not actually moving, just motioning within its territory, repositioning, preparing, all potential energy. It might strike; it might flee; it might stay.
I took a step back. I took a photo to send to you.
We’d agreed to take a cooling off period, but surely this was a reason to break our reasonable, self-imposed rules. I’d won! I’d found it, the real thing. You were the only person on earth who would get it completely, who might celebrate with me.
But on my phone, it looked rubber, so fake that you might think I’d planted it there.
Off the border of the screen, the python was dappled with light in its hiding place. Probably it wanted nothing to do with us, just wanted to eat rodents and roam parking lots and slither, belly low, menacing exposed ankles, shedding dead skin to be always new, freshly stamped. The yellow ball python belonged in the equatorial grasslands, but against all odds, it was thriving in the suburbs, unconcerned and uncontained.
I deleted the photo. I walked away. I didn’t want proof. I didn’t want the game to end; I didn’t want to stop looking for improbable pythons in the piping of our everyday lives, for this wild thing between us. I didn’t want you to stop looking.
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Dan Stevens in an exclusive interview (Google translated)
Hollywood star Dan Stevens can currently be seen in the blockbuster “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” in cinemas. The film is currently topping the box office charts and is number one worldwide. We met the charismatic actor in Los Angeles and talked to him about his current film, his next two projects and his choice of roles.
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Can you share with us your first reaction when you were offered a role in Godzilla x Kong: The new empire? It's always a pleasure to work with the same people several times, but this time it was extra special as Adam Wingard, the director, is an old friend. I was also invited to play with an even older friend, Rebecca Hall, as well as Brian Tyree Henry, who I have known and admired for years. It felt like I was being asked to play with friends.
What was it like entering the universe of these iconic monsters? Did you have any ideas or expectations? It's a fun task to be asked to stretch one's imagination to the size of such cinematic titans! I've worked with CGI on an epic scale before, so it wasn't too foreign, and I was surprised at how many practical locations we had.
How did you prepare for your role in this blockbuster? Were there any unique challenges or exciting moments during filming? It was really exciting to shoot in the Australian outback, in the Daintree rainforest - this incredible ancient jungle. That sense of adventure on the way to work every day, passing crocodiles along the river banks, waiting for pythons to be removed from the set, really fueled the mood for the Hollow Earth walk in the film.
“Godzilla x Kong: The new empire” promises to be an epic clash. Without giving too much away, can you give us a hint as to how your character fits into the plot? Trapper is initially brought in to help Kong with his toothache - he is a vet for all Titan creatures - and is then approached by Rebecca Hall's character, Dr. Andrews, invited to the mission. He's a kind of happy, carefree Han Solo type, good to have around, tirelessly optimistic and impressed by little.
The film contains a lot of CGI and visual effects. What was your experience like acting in such an environment and how did it differ from previous roles? I've worked with this type of thing before so it wasn't too scary. I actually really enjoy working with a VFX team and helping to create something using our entire collective imagination. It's truly incredible to see what they achieve long after you've left the process.
Were you a fan of the Godzilla or Kong films before joining this project? How does it feel to be part of their legacy? I feel like I've known these characters my whole life: they are such an integral part of cinema history. I've loved seeing them in all their different iterations over the years and of course being asked to perform alongside them - and even fix their teeth - is a huge honor!
The film will have some intense action scenes. Can you describe one of your most memorable moments while filming these scenes? While it's not the most intense scene, the way my character is introduced - rappelling from a floating vehicle into Kong's mouth to perform large-scale dental work - was one of the more exciting stunts I had to do!
How do you think fans of the franchise will react to Godzilla x Kong: The new empire? What can they look forward to most? I want them to enjoy the ride! You'll see things you've never seen before and meet some fantastic new creatures and characters, but also maybe some familiar fan favorites...
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You know that in Indian babies and kids play or sleep with cobras(new best nanies). Is snakes are now even larger, what would a cybertronian think if he saw such a thing ?
THAT'S A THING???
... okay Google has informed me that it's not really a thing, which on one scale (hehe see what I did there?) my poor heart is crying in relief, but on the other hand... my heart is crying because I just got a flash of a giant metal naga taking care of kids and it was really cute? Like doesn't even fit with this, but I now need that. Sadness.
On with the ask!
If a Cybertronain ever saw a snake around anyone, let alone a kid, they are freaking out. If they've updated their data bases and now realize those mini misshapen minicons are, in fact, sparklings than every program in their glitching processor is SCREAMING at this. Even if they've yet to make the association, they are just locked there in utter terror.
Pretty much the same reaction everyone had to the Predacons when they first arrived.
Now, if it's a domesticated snake? Like a pet? that you live with?
Oh, you can have Earth, buddy! They are gone!
*Said Snake Owner, is looking very put out at the panic Goldie, the bald python, seemed to create. That's just his niece's! He didn't even get to show you Fred, his garter snake!*
*When his buddy comes over with Rosie the Tarantula on a leash, he is also very sad that the aliens left before he could show off the best thing about Earth... She's fuzzy, of course, she's the best!*
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Hey, what made you want to become a Front end dev?
Hiya,
TLDR: I like art & design + programming and Frontend Web Development allows me to exercise both~! 🐼💓
I love designing and building websites. I'm a creative person - in highschool I studied Art & Design, Graphics and Media. basically if getting into Medical School failed, I was going to go into Graphic Designing~!
But I dropped out in the last year, so I focus on programming (influenced by my dad of course) and I thought "What job combines being artistic with programming?" I googled it and the first one of the list was Frontend Web Development so I ran with that~!
Learnt HTML, CSS, JS and Python, applied for Software Development apprenticeship whilst doing a Frontend Dev bootcamp (free from the UK government) and here I am~!
Amongst my tech friends, I'm known for "designing pretty websites that may/may not be fully functional but at least the designs are cute"... I just asked them as I write this so I don't know how I feel about that-
That's all really 😅🙌🏾
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@kathastrophen tagged me 💜
last song: I am currently rotating the Nirvana in Fire OST and the You're an ancient Chinese Scholar preparing for imperial examination Playlist. Don't ask for titles
favorite color: purple and dark red
last book: I am going to wildly misinterpret this as 'last book you started' because the alternative is too embarrassing. Glamour Boys by Chris Bryant
last movie: Besties. Which I didn't pay too much attention to, which is a bad idea for subtitled movies ,but I am too old for teenage drama, even with lesbians
last show: Murdoch Mysteries. Or as my mom calls it: The show with the pretty Canadian
sweet/spicy/savory: savory
relationship status: single
last thing i googled: Python compare strings case insensitive
current obsession: I am too exhausted to properly obsess over anything but I am watching a lot of 911
looking forward to: watching Chicago. the end of the semester. The bookbinding course
No pressure tagging @cricrithings @katistrophe @keep-calm-and-watch-spatort
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The Avantris Fam Discord got this a few days early, but, in a burst of academic energy I haven't felt in weeks, I wrote a 2k word Literary Analysis on Marius from Edge of Midnight in 4 hours (complete with citations and sources)
What you are about to read is the culmination of an 18 day hyper fixation (I averaged more than a session* a day) (*each session being about 3 hours in length). It has only been slightly edited for better Tumblr consumption. It is legitimately almost 2k words. It starts VERY academic (as I get to flex my knowledge on an obscure Arthurian legend I love) and then immediately drops off in quality as I traverse some "dubious psycho-analysis" (my own words) and try to wrap up a half finished thoughts that should be thousands of words longer.
If you want to see my active descent into madness or the original google doc this was written in, join the discord (linked above!). I've got massive Legends of Avantris Brain Rot and will for a very long time I fear.
TW for Sexual Assault Themes (please tell me if my tw tags are not extensive enough)
CW for my insufferable academic attitude, literary analysis where no one wanted it, "dubious psycho-analysis", half finished thoughts, DnD, vampires, and my sailors mouth
Marius: An Analysis on Chivalry and Chastity
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To get the literary shit out of the way, Marius’s seduction is a parallel of the Arthurian Legend “Sir Gawain and the Green Knight” intentionally or not. I have a sneaking suspicion perhaps The Duchess scene is also based on the “Tale of Sir Galahad” bit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail BUT that bit draws inspiration from Gawain’s story. So no matter which way you cut it, Marius is connected to Gawain to SOME degree.
Attempting to be brief, I’ll sum up Gawain as briefly as I, someone who loves this tale a ridiculous amount, can.
Gawain is King Arthur’s nephew, a knight of the round table, young, chivalrous, pious, but itching to prove himself. He loves the aging Arthur and Arthur loves him like a son but he feels restless in his station because he has not gone on a great quest like many of the other knights.
Serendipitously, during the New Years celebrations a strange man enters Arthur’s great hall. He is green and carries a great axe in one hand and a bough of holly in his other. He challenges anyone in the room to hit him with the axe and he will return the blow in a year and a day. No one takes the man up on the challenge. Arthur is about to do it when Gawain takes his chance to prove himself. Thinking he can outsmart the Green Knight, Gawain cleaves the man’s head from his shoulders. Unexpectedly the Green Knight picks up his detached head, leaves the axe for Gawain as a trophy, and strides out of there with the reminder that he will return the blow in a year and a day. Gawain has effectively doomed himself.
Attempting to put off his fate, Gawain waits to seek the Green Knight until All Saints Day (November 1st). He is sent forth with all of the pomp and circumstance a Knight of the Round Table and favorite of King Arthur can get. He spends nearly two months seeking someone who knows of the Green Chapel where the Green Knight resides and is fruitless. Winter sets in and he begins to suffer exposure when he is greeted by a beautiful castle that seemingly appears out of nowhere. He meets the Lord of the Castle and the Lord's beautiful wife. In the spirit of Christmas the Lord challenges Gawain to a game. The Lord will be hunting the next three days, anything he catches is to be Gawain’s. In return Gawain is to give the Lord anything he receives during his stay.
Well what Gawain receives is a lot of unwanted attention from the Lord’s wife. She attempts to seduce the ever pious Knight. Gawain, minding his promise and his tenets, only allows her six kisses over the course of the three days. All of which he returns to the Lord. But seeing as she can’t sway him with the sins of the flesh, she tempts Gawain with magic. The same day she convinces Gawain to receive three kisses she offers him an enchanted sash that will keep him from harm. Gawain accepts this knowing it will save his life in the coming days. He breaks his promise to the Lord and does not divulge this gift.
Gawain keeps his appointment with the Green Knight who admonishes Gawain when he flinches at the first swing, holds back on his second, and finally drives home the third, only wounding Gawain slightly. Gawain now must confess his temptation to the Green Knight who tells him that it is not Gawain’s fault. This has all been a plan by Morgan le Fay to attempt to ruin Arthur. Gawain only fell to part of her plan and so it has been thwarted. He should learn from this stumble on his path. And learn he does.
Monty Python takes this tale and guts it for “the Tale of Sir Galahad” segment. Galahad is instead searching for the Grail when he stumbles upon a mystical castle with a grail shaped beacon. His temptress(es) are the “8 scores” of young women of Castle Anthrax. He too enters the castle sick from exposure and wounded and thwarts unwanted advances until he learns that the grail is not there. Before he can fall to his temptation Lancelot, Ector, and ironically Gawain rescue him from his “peril” judging it to be “too perilous” for him to face. (It is really important to note that the actual Sir Galahad in Arthurian Legend doesn’t have a story that even resembles this one. Galahad is supposed to be an emulation of good ol’ Jesus Christ and the perfect chivalric Knight. He literally ascends to heaven in his tale. The only reason Gawain’s Tale is used is because it is the perfect setting to test “Sir Galahad the Pure” as long as you fudge a few details.)
These are both humorous stories with happy endings. It is important that Marius’s story is not.
Marius is searching for the Grail much like Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (a parallel Mikey brings up often by singing “Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin Marius”).
Like both Gawain and Galahad his quest leads him on a lengthy adventure that causes him to suffer from exposure to the elements. A fate he is saved from by a mystical castle that appears out of nowhere.
Much like Gawain and Galahad, this Castle is the home of a seductress.
And all too much like Sir Gawain, the Lord of this Castle is away on a hunting expedition.
But here is where Sir Gawain, Sir Galahad, and Sir Marius’s stories diverge. Because Marius’s story partially is a story of sexual assault.
We see in the ritual that Marius’s “head is filled with exhaustion, wine, and a strange perfume that feels almost magical in its enchantment” (Nikkie’s narration, 2:32:00, Chapter 17). There’s literally no other way to say this, Marius cannot consent to the acts about to take place in The Red Duchess’s bedchamber. He is too sick, too drunk, and, on top of it, literally charmed.
His affliction is also another facet of this assault. While his transformation is not a direct result or part of the sex act, it follows quickly on the heels of it. Nikkie even notes Marius is still naked and that the shame of what has just happened is beginning to bubble up.
(Now this is where I get into the dubious psycho-analysis)
Perhaps attempting to swallow that shame, he accepts the Faux Grail and drinks from it, not questioning the appearance of the so-called Grail of Dawn. If he can just get through this night he can bring it back to Victor and all will be righted. He can live with the shame if it saves his kingdom.
But that isn’t the Grail of Dawn he is drinking from and the woman who has just taken something irreplaceable from him is not just a beautiful woman looking for the comforts of the flesh on a cold, lonely winter’s night. And he is going through something so much more horrible than being assaulted like he has been.
And so he ends up back in the cold, irrevocably changed through no fault of his own, and he hates himself for it.
It’s heartbreakingly common that Sexual Assault survivors blame themselves for being assaulted. Marius’s conviction that he was at fault, that if only he was stronger, smarter, less feeble, he could have found a way to say no. He could have escaped her clutches. He wouldn’t be a Dhampir. He wouldn’t be haunted by her noxious perfume. He would still have his clear connection to Lathander.
None of it is really his fault. The Duchess took advantage of him. There was truly nothing he could have done to change his fate that night.
At this point I am trying to articulate some of the things @middycat_ @zer09851 and @purpledinosaurdnd were talking about here https://discord.com/channels/223485292449890305/892828741900849182/1182483200505815153
I think I want to jump into my High Inquisitor thoughts because they tie so closely with the novel I wrote above. This section is admittedly a little more scatterbrained.
The High Inquisitor is a perfect example of both Marius’s self loathing and the way abusers seemingly can sniff out who has been abused before. From the second we meet her she singles Marius out. While yes, Marius is the most “normal” out of the EoM cast, Jericho is a MUCH easier target. He is touch starved and his sin is literally Envy. Jericho would have bent immediately at the first hints of affection and then she has an actual demon under her control. But Marius, though a tougher catch, is a much tastier meal so to say. (Not in that way you freaks /j)
By answering to the High Inquisitor’s beckoning is how we end up with Marius as the Crimson Abbot. His self hatred would make him spiral and he’d turn to his Wrath to compensate. We’ve seen it before, especially recently when he thinks Lathander has abandoned him. He gives in because it's so much easier. She wants me? Fine. Let her have me in all of my broken glory. I’m too wrong to serve Lathander. Etc etc.
Man, I wish I could string these thoughts together better.
AHA! This was the thought I had that I felt needed more context!
@middycat_ brought up “hoping beyond hope that it’s not lathander’s choice to leave him”
I think the severed connection between him and Lathander is both a subconscious self-sabotage and a direct result of the ritual binding him to The Red Duchess.
Most of the binding rituals I was pretty comfortable with. Lethica, Briggsy, Farryn, and somewhat Yorgrim were simply binding themselves to their gods/patrons. (I’m still not entirely sure what the Maiden of the Mists' whole deal is about but she seems mostly benevolent for now. Mr Crossroads didn’t really make Briggsy that way, he kinda was a bastard from the start. The zombification was a result of “fuck around and find out”). The ones I felt least comfortable with and that are reaping the most consequences are Jericho and Marius. Jericho’s character analysis is another similarly sized tome that will have to wait but he is having a harder and harder time keeping Virgil in check. Marius has bound himself to the woman that literally raped him.
No wonder Lathander has found it hard to commune with him, The Duchess is practically breathing down his neck, whispering in his ear that he is not worthy of Lathander. He has been debased, ruined, made unloveable in the eyes of that god. And at least up until Chapter 22 he has been pushing back against that. Not any longer. He’s given in. As @middycat_ said “he’s a tired old man, a jaded old soldier who should have long since given up this fight to someone else.”
I am afraid we are about to see the beginnings of the Crimson Abbot
And the only thing that can save Marius are his friends.
But I am also afraid they may not learn their lessons in time. Many of them tried to encourage him to fuck or made fun of him for not fucking the High Inquisitor when he was clearly triggered by something.
Jericho will have to quash his envy.
Briggsy and Farryn will have to admit they were wrong.
Lethica and Yorgrim will have to speak up.
Inaction hurts as much as action
And Marius needs all the help he can get.
[If you stuck this out A) you deserve awards and B) check out my other 2k word research essay on a niche topic: Why Ghouls Look Different Across the Fallout Games (Not because of Stylistic Differences) ]
This is fucking insane but here are the sources i used
Sir Gawain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Gawain_and_the_Green_Knight https://www.yorku.ca/inpar/sggk_neilson.pdf (Translation PDF if you want to read the tale)
Sir Galahad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galahad (for the one time i reference his actual arthurian legend)
Monty Python (I really can’t believe I cited this)
https://montycasinos.com/montypython/grailmm2.php.html (This is a script I was quoting from) https://montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Sir_Galahad (I was looking for other info on him in the movie but ended pulling the list of knights from this)
Pretty basic article on why victims blame themselves
https://www.throughthewoodstherapy.com/sexual-assault-survivors-blame/ (In case you want to do some light reading)
EoM Episodes
17 + 22 Definitely Anytime the High Inquisitor shows up
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21 August, 2024
Weird day today. I woke up at my usual time and I walked for less time than usual but somehow I still didn't get time to study and was functioning without any buffer. I had an 8:30 lab today so that was the first bit of studying I got for the day. Got back and spent 1hr on Coursera. Went for lunch. Had three lectures back-to-back but the last got cancelled so I headed to the library with a friend. Spent about 1.5 hour studying. Took a 30 minute break to eat, before going back to the library for another 1.5 hours. Spent some of the library time on Coursera and some revising electrostats. Did more electrostats than I'd set a target for and finished the entirety of module 2. I skipped dinner and revised what we studied throughout the day. Did some night reading and daily chores and went to bed in the pretty pyjamas.


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Introductory python class (2 hr)
🎓 Google Data Analytics Course on Coursera
20 mins of Videos
50 mins of Reading
4 Practice Quiz (100% each)
1 Graded Quiz (100%)
1 Graded Quiz (95%)
📖 Lectures
Computational Programming (55 min)
Engineering Calculus (55 min)
🎓 Electrostats
Electric Charges and Fields: Complete
Electric Potential and Capacitance: Applications of Gauss' Law
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