#gotta get thos notes™

[dolconfessionsss]

The Eden change seems so weird to me. Like they are "too ooc" But the Christmas event? Soft. Hallowen? Soft. Radio scene? Soft. That one bath scene where PC sleeps on them? Soft. Rescue from the Asylum? Soft. Reading romance novels by the fire? Soft. The traumadump scene? Soft. Not even getting into the Valentine event, which seems to them the biggest offender. Like homie more than half their events shows them being soft towards the PC, if anything the fuckass prey-hunter thing is only prevalent the first week or less you spend with them in the cabin and then it's crickets unless you piss them off deliberately or don't visit the woods.

And this has been a THING for YEARS, and suddenly they gotta turn them back into this one note guy (gn) that is turbo abusive instead of having any depth because of the vision™ (that hasn't been of any importance until now) and for what??? So they keep being sidelined by most everyone that goes for the highschool LI's? And like is this rewritte really so pressing when most everyone else doesn't even have seasonal events and Avery over there barely has any content to the point of being a cardboard cutout of a LI compared to the rest? Like seriously the most interesting thing going on in their scenes is the Poker one and mostly because you get to see OTHER character that aren't them. Or Alex for that matter, if you take away the pregnancy content they really have got nothing going on that is not tied to the damn farm (that most PC's run for them so there's that).

Don't even get me started on the Black Wolf tho, talk about UNDERCOOKED and having no character to be OOC about (but no one even gives enough of a shit for that one). But Eden is the pressing concern, we gotta take that dimensional part and shoot it out the back, we only have room for one character with hidden softness and that goes to Whitney who might not pimp you out if you beg enough I guess, but hey they like sanrio merch. Like I get it, they want the Rapeville game where they fuck dogs to be super gritty and dark (but hey do NOT talk about abortion that is a step too far) and where no joy or whimsy is allowed, but man you already have enough misery as IS.

For a dogrape game, they sure neglect their one canine love interest 😔 But I agree, it's hard not to feel like there more favoritism on the school LI's.

[kokiriofthevalley]

Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look

PART ONE

Quick side note - tysm for all the likes, I appreciate it very much. To put how I feel right now into words, I would say that I feel like a silly little court jester who has done a silly little dance and now people like me

Shrine Of Resurrection

2/10 - would NOT recommend

◍All that fog in the beginning of the game is just condensation

◍looks like it's made for one specific height

◍ain't nobody over 5'3 fitting in there

◍no way that water isn't FREEZING cold after 100 years

◍how am I supposed to be the Hero Of Hyrule™ if I'm sleeping in cold water??

Uh oh hero of Hyrule caught a cold better tell ganon to take a week off terrorising everyone ig

◍at least the coldness would wake me up

Old Man's House

1/10 - would NEVER recommend

◍Lumpy "mattress"

◍the blanket looks so thin that an A4 piece of paper would be more warm

◍At least rhoam tried

But tbh the tried and fell like a cartoon character slipping on a comically placed banana peel

Hateno Village Bed

8/10 - would recommend

◍Looks like it would keep me warm on a cold rainy day

◍Sturdy and reliable bedframe

◍Cute and fresh bedsheets

Link's House Bed

5/10 - would recommend but at your own risk

◍cozy looking

◍Does not smell the best

You gotta think about how many times link has gone to bed without taking a bath (if he even does) and if he takes his dirty and/or sweaty armour off when he goes to bed (which I don't think he does tbh)

◍Cute bedsheets

◍Again, sturdy and reliable bedframe

◍Link might kill you if he catches you tho

Purah's Bed

7/10 -would recommend if you're small

◍Extra bouncy and fluffy bedsheets

◍tbh I really like the frilly edges

◍comfy as hell

◍Will have Purah asking you to leave tho

Goron City Bed

2/10 - wouldn't recommend

◍this looks like it's the root cause of back problems

◍yk that goron that has u get his ibuprofen bc of his back?? This is why

◍Can't smell bad cause the only thing u would be able to smell is ur burning nose hair

Tarrey Town Bed

7/10 - would recommend

◍Comfortable? Yes. Cozy? Not so much

I know that they're the same word but in my mind, there's a clear distinction between comfortable and cozy

◍cool and fresh bedsheets

◍bed would move if you did something tho, so not sturdy or reliable, it's literally just stacked planks of wood

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

I took notes on my thoughts while watching Nerdy Prudes Must Die because I did the same for Black Friday

DAMN Jon said “I am a TENOR”

I literally can’t get over how good he sounds

AHHHHHH LAUREN!!!!!

Bro these songs SLAP

Damn Mariahs hair is so long

Pete is such a mood

I’m literally terrified of being pantsed so bad

BRUH NOT MICRO-PETER

Omg hey Kim

When Cory enthusiastically agrees I’m dying

Omg Max likes Grace???????

Wait that’s so cute

Wait why’s he kinda fine

“His name is Jesus Christ” HELP 💀💀💀💀💀

It’s giving Apex Predator (from Mean Girls)

Damn these HARMONIES THO

My jaw is on the floor the way Cory is talking to her

“How am I supposed to study without listening to Spotify?” ME LMFAO

I KNOW HE DID NOT JUST MAKE AN ISSAC NEWTON JOKE

The way hes like “this is about thermodynamics” me me me. I hate when people make jokes about the things we’re not even talking about.

“NANI” NO WAY HE SAID THAT HELP💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Study date????????

Joey Richter my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

When Max enters and the crowd cheers

“Rondevuch”

Max literally has a God complex

Why is Kim everyones mom?

“Walen place”?????

“Mom will you pass the butt stuff????” HELP SHES BEEN CORRUPTED

NO WAY SHES FANTASIZING ABOUT MAX JAGERMAN

LITERALLY WHAT

Awwww Grace is experiencing Catholic Guilt™ ❤️❤️❤️

Girl wdym “he’s gotta go”???

Laurens character is bisexual???????

“WAIFU MATERIAL”?????? I literally can’t get over Jons character

Wait Grace is a little fucked up actually

Wait since the Waylons built hatchetfield high and the starlight theater, could they have cursed the town somehow? Like I know about the evil brothers or whatever, but I’m not super familiar with the lore

Wait I kind of love Grace now

Mariah slays

“Am I reading as Ghost, or Lin Manuel Miranda?” AWWWWWW❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

“Your fucking useless Pete.” Tgwdlm???? In MY npmd???? It’s more likely than you think

I’m very suspicious about how fast they seemed to put the plan together…

I know the plan wont work and Im so nervous I’m getting secondhand embarrassment so bad rn

“Skele-ens”

I need Max Jagerman actually

Awwww Max is a Theater Kid ❤️❤️❤️

AW FUCK HE DIED

HOLY FUCK HE DIED

GIRL WTF IS WRONG WITH GRACE

I love how upbeat this song is

WHYD SHE CUT HIS NIPPLES OFF WTF

Omg Dan and Donna!

Slay Mayor Lauter

His reaction to being asked to the game is giving- “she asked me for the time” “no way” “way :D”

THE NIGHTHAWKS MASCOT 💀💀💀💀

FUCK CLIVESDALE

DAMN THEYRE IN THE SPLITS GOOD FOR THEM

I like that the football team has only 2 players

I love when actors walk through the audience, but ESPECIALLY here when hes stalking Richie bro looks so good

Listen I know he’s about to kill Richie but HES SO FINE HELP

Im literally so Gay bro

THE SMOKE CLUB!!!!!!

THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME

When she says hes not hot anymore girl speak for yoursef

Please let Grace swear

Oh fuck they’re giving themselves away

Grace Chastity said “acab”

Cory needs more songs

MAN IN A HURRY RETURNS!!!!!

Damn who is this girl in a trenchcoat 😍😍😍

GERALD OH MY GOD

Random side note but what happened to Robert? I was just thinking about how I wish we could see Hidgens again but is Robert still a part of Starkid anymore? Is he on to Bigger and Better things? Does anyone know what those are? I’d love to continue to support him.

Edit: NVM NVM I TAKE IT BACK I DO NOT WANT TO SUPPORT ROBERT MANION NO NO NO SIR

The invisible bird. Literally high school theater

“Heahs the thang about ah bahbecue”

“Ah wawna remember who ah ayum”

Ruth is so real for not know when to do the lights bc the cue lines were wrong

Ugh Laurens voice is so good and I know ive said that about pretty much everyone but it’s true

I know shes about to die rn

The red lighting gave it away

THE WAY HE LOOKS INTO CAMERA AFTER HE KILLS HER I NEED HIM SO BAD

Why did Kim scream like that

Awww Grace has religious trauma now ❤️❤️❤️

THE COPS THEME

OH MY GOD PAUL AND EMMA!!!!!!!!!

He gave her his number❤️❤️❤️

Hot chocolate boy!!!!!!!! I knew Peter was the hot chocolate boy but still

This duet is EVERYTHING

Obsessed with the fact he called MARIAH ROSE FAITH a MEAN GIRL

“Axe wielding maniacs?”

The Waylons did not dig that shit very deep…

OH FUCK THEY HAVE TO SUMMIN THE LORDS IN BLACK

I KNEW THE WAYLONS BUILT LAKESIDE MALL

im so sorry Zombie Max is So Fine

WIGGLY

THEY HAVE HUMAN FORMS??????

“Let me check my Christmas list”

“What do you want steph?” MORE tgwdlm? In MY npmd?

I feel bad for not knowing all their names

Max says bitch a lot

Damn this show is long

Omg this is so sad im tearing up a lil

Max is so fucking funny

Damn Grace is seducing Max this is hilarious

Fuck Grace Chastity or kill some nerds? One of the many difficult decisions in life

He decides to fuck Grace Chastity

OH MY GOD THATS SO SMART

Thats some fuckin Macbeth level shit

Kims teacher character is so cute awwwww

Paul and Bill dance Chaperones??????

Oh nvm that’s Jason

I don’t think I ever mentioned it but the dancing is really good

It’s very clean and crisp

In the last 2 hours I very quickly developed a massive crush on Will Branner

OH FUCK

WHATS GOING ON

WHAT

[ilikegirls-101]

I’m a firm believer that El will be the one who breaks up w mike in s5

ISTG DUDE I ALWAYS SEE MILEVENS SAY “mike isn’t gonna break up with el just for Will” OR “el isn’t gonna sacrifice herself for a mlm relationship” which is just dumb

Like duh ofc they’re not doing that. Like firstly, if either of them break up it’s not going to be because of Will i think (at least not for mike, cause I feel like for him it would have some relation but it wouldn’t be his sole reason) but mike wouldn’t break up with El just for Will, el would break up with mike just so the two of them got together. Also that’d just be BAD story telling

*also tiny lil note: when I say “it’d” I mean “it would” idk some ppl don’t get it when I text like that, also I’m not sure if it’s a real grammar thing soo ye, it’s just easier than saying the whole thing. So just letting ya know. Also another thing: this post was made cuz of right here*

If El broke up with Mike:

El would break up with mike because she realizes that they’re relationship is somewhat toxic and one-sided. She’d do it for herself CUZ MISS GIRL WILL BE INDEPENDENT 😆 but seriously, she would have this self growth yk? Like she’d have a montage of finding herself(like in season 3 kinda) finding her interests, hobbies, etc. she’d learn that she isn’t a monster or just a super hero. She’d learn that she’s just Eleven. And that’d be so good for her. She would learn that she doesn’t need a boyfriend to be deemed “normal” or something. She’d learn that she’s not a freak. She’d learn that she’s more than her powers. She’d be quite literally an independent woman™, not needing a man. (Honestly she never needed one before either🤷🏽‍♀️) that’s her arc for s5 (as well as the defeat of vecna duh💀). While all that’s happening, Mike n Will are gonna have their relationship act. Yk the whole sh-bang. their internal conflict within themselves(Will’s self hate, Mike’s self discovery), the social conflict with society/friends/family(homophobia, approval or denial), the conflict they have with each other(mike n will’s friendship, their romantic love for each other, their miscommunication) that’s Mike’s(and Will’s) arcs for s5. (As well as whatever happens outside of their relationship duh).

If Mike broke up with El:

Mike would break with el because he’d realize “woah I don’t love her like she needs me to” (I do believe he loves her, but not in a romantic sense tho). It’d go like this: him realizing he doesn’t have those feelings for her, or for any woman, then he’d learn to accept that and then he’d break up w her. He’d keep learning abt himself and his sexuality. I do think eventually he would acknowledge his feelings for Will and then the whole sh-bang will start 😝 I mean honestly it’s not much different from if El broke up with him. Maybe the perspectives would change or something, idk I’m not the duffers 🤷🏽‍♀️😭 but el maybe would still have epiphany of “I’m actually a human person”

ACTUALLY WE WOULD BE SHOWN THE STUFF HAPPENING BACKWARDS. Like if El broke up with him, we’d see her character development first then his. But if Mike broke up first, we’d see his character development first. If mike broke up first it’d be: break up, then Mike’s first phase of his character development, then El’s first phase, then Mike’s, then El’s, etc.

Or if El broke up first it’d be: break up, then El’s first phase of her character development, then mike’s first phase, then El’s, then Mike’s, etc.

Ofc it’s not gonna be like that all the time, I mean u gotta have cuts in between it happening. Like in s4 the Cali gang were having their story development while El’s was going on so kinda like that I think. Kinda like it’s always been in this show🤷🏽‍♀️ atp I’m just yapping BUT YEA I think I’m going in circles and not making sense at all but in my defense is 1:27 am and I couldn’t stop thinking abt Byler and El soooooo ye

Conclusion: I hope El breaks up with him first cuz girl power and I just love her

A LOT

and this post is kinda pointless ngl😭 but it’s late and I’m tired so it’s fine

What a beautiful girl 😭❤️

[theodoraflowerday]

heartstopper s3e6 live episode reaction

okay, holy shit

this episode's gonna have to do a LOT bc last episode was everything good in the world

man, Geoff is so sweet I love him

MR FAROOOUUUKKKKKK MR FAROUK AND HIS LIL FIST BUMPS

not the rugby lads 😭

"I still relapsed two weeks after" oh no

oh no please don't show it

OH THEYRE SJPWING IT DONT FIGHT PLEASE

did he just tell nick to fuck off? oh my god

NOOOOOO

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT TORI AND NICK

9h my god

ohmtmgkd

bro this isn't good

oh my god

"he's seen me at my absolute rock bottom and hasn't run away screaming" AND HE'S NOT GONNA! #FutureHusbands #FutureDads

TEN YEARS IN AND HAVING MARITAL PROVLEMS OH MY GO D

BRO I WAS *KIDDING* WITH THE HASHTAG

geoff is so funny though I love him

OH. OKAY.

"more energy" yeah that's what we're calling it now huh

geoff's knowing look lmfao

bro I love geoff

ELLE IS IG FAMOUS OMG

not a radio interview? oh god

seeing charlie play the drums again has me emo (prob also nick's thought process)

THEYRE SEEING SEXY JACK MADDOX

oh they're kissing

oh they're Kissing™

they're like fr kissing oh my god they're GOING AT IT STOP IT SLUTS

WHAT

"and it's obvious we both want to" okay I am LIVING for this change from the book

WHAT WHAT

WHAT

NO YOU HAVEN'T?

YOU'VE DONE NOTHING

WDYM OVER THE CLOTHES CHARLIE YOU HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING AT THIS POINT

WH A T

it is Incredibly Extremely Hilariously accurate that the one aroace in the group actually wants to hear all the details nskfjsofjdofk most ace people I know are *so* nasty so this tracks so much

TAO I SWEAR

FIERY PASSION STOP ITJFKGJDLGKLDKG

"we've all heard the story" god I know this man called them up the next morning like I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN

WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN CHARLIE'S SEX LIFE AND NOT MINE SKFISIFUSOFUDIGUDOGUFOGIFOGIFIGIDKG

WE KNOW YOU LOVE SEXY TIME

oh my god they're so annoying

but I gotta pause because I need like

a moment

wdym nick and charlie have "not done nothing" like this is a huge deviation from the books. not an unwelcome one but I've been psyching myself up for this because I love them but they're my babies

so hearing this is so..........

like over the clothes is still sex isn't it

like "IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE DONE NOTHING" CHARLES?

oh..... I wasn't prepared to see the scars

haha ha haha hah ha

PLEASE DON'T BREAK ANYTHING OR BE SICK ANYWHERE KSJFKDFJDKFJDLFJ

"that sounds like a note for imogen" "HOW DID I GET THIS REPUTATION" oh I don't know baby how did you

okay

nick and imogen vs charlie and sahar......... loving this actually

bro nick and imogen being groupies together tho :(

oh mh god babies

O

OH

MICHAEL

MICHAEL HOLDEN

MICHAEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

oh my god

how is that literally michael im in tears

MEOW - MEOW - MEOW

okay elleargentupdates we get it you love your girlfriend

LETS GO ZAHEANEY

"what I do know is I don't wanna keep hurting you" oh baby girl

"you made me realize something pretty big about myself" "I guess I could say the same about you" oh my darlings :(

also is that immy admitting that she's also into girls bc, love that

"we'd be awful together" NO YOU WOULDN'T GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

"I like us better as friends" oh babies

NOT BABY IMOGEN AND SAHAR I'M GONNA CRY BABIES

"is it sustainable? I'm trying to do my bit" JSKFJSKFJSKGJDKGK IMOGEN I LOVE YOU

god I love them I still want them to get together

CHARLIE ISAAC AND TAO ALL DRUNK TOGETHER SKFJDKFUDKFJF

NOT CHARLIE ON NICK'S LAP AAAAAAAA

GOOD 4 U I'M DUIGJFKDJGLDKGLD

joe personally texted olivia for the rights to this song I know it

TORI AND MICHAEL AND THEIR DRINKS IM GONNA LITERALLY RIP MY ARMS OFF

[rips clothes off and runs down the street] SPROOOOOLLLLDDDEEEENNNNNN

oh

'business or politics' yea sounds like imogen

oh Tara baby no

TARA NOOOO Bby

oh my god???

CHARLIE?????????

oh my god charlie is so good

bro nick looking at them with that face..... bro's thinking "yeah that's my future baby daddy"

"that was amazing" "I'm so drunk right now" kskfldjfkdjfkdjgld

"don't ever leave me" "wasn't planning on it" oh man they're gonna wreck me next season

charlie seems so cuddly like this :(

"I've been thinking about something" "what" "you and me" OH DONT SAY IT WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK

WE COULD DO THINGS???

NO HES NOT SAYING IT WHILE DRUNK

"WE COULD HAVE SEX" NOT WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK CHARLES

"I think about it all the time" "yeah, so do I" oh you horny little miscreants

"that was a long time ago" fr it's been almost a year like let's be so serious

NOT WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK CHARLES

yeah nick exactly

oh he's trying to use liquid courage :( charlie no

"OH SHIT" lmao honestly

"and then we were in the kitchen and..." CHARLIE'S PANIC FACE LMAO

TORI AND MICHAEL WAKING NICK AND CHARLIE UP

bro all I want from life is nick/charlie/tori/michael like please give them a sitcom I want all 4 of them and nobody else

"I can make egg on toast. you look like you need egg on toast" responsible parent michael holden

NICK AND CHARLIE LOOKING AT TORI LIKE THAT SKFKDKFJFKF

nick gets to tease her too they've bonded for life! favorite in laws ever!

the way nick looks at them kills me, that man has his eye on them the way he had his eye on tao and elle. he's manifesting

"ready to meet the love of your life?" "you're so jealous right now" kskfksofkdof oh nick baby

oh elle baby

oh

oh wait no

BRO WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH

"well, your speaker last week was transphobic, then" GO OFF ELLE

what the fuck that was so fuckin nasty

oh elle baby

oh my god elle's parents are the best im gonna cry

oh elle baby

NOT THE COPPER JOKE SKFJDLFKDLFKDLGKD

oh my god that was the single most embarrassing scene I've ever watched

what the fuck that was AWFUL IM DHINGKDKFKDKFLDKFDL

Jskdjslfjsldk NICK

yeah I love you Jonny boy but I'm not gonna be watching that scene again

oh

OH OKAY

OKAYYYY LETS KEEP THIS ENERGY GOING

oh charlie no

oh

HANDS ABOVE WAISTS MISTERS

ohhhh

OH FUCK

oh right. charlie's house. open door policy. horrifying.

but thank god bc charlie was making me so nervous

"you know I really fancy you. infinitely more than jack maddox" broooo

I really love the way they included jack maddox in this episode tho like. as a way to bring up unrealistic body standards and all that shit

"I want you" if that man looked at me like that and said that to me i would literally faint

but yeah, please god not at charlie's house lmao

oh the therapy session :( I love geoff so much he's so sweet

"there's free condoms at reception" lmao oh my god

aw the birbs

god what a fun episode. AND I HAVE MICHAEL NOOOOOWWWWWWWW. I love this show *so* deeply*

[halfetirosie]

🔥☕🔥I FEEL VALIDATED AND ANGRY, THEREFORE I SHALL SCREAM🔥☕🔥

(Marvels 09-10 React-os!)

1) (ᵕ—ᴗ—) Eiden, sweetie, sometimes you make it so hard to take you seriously...

I mean yeah, they just got out of a harrowing situation, but "scarred young soul"???

Scarred Young Soul?????

Damn, that's one of the most theatrical phrases I've heard in a while!!!

(Side note: Rei's Evil Smile™ is SO GODDAMN CUTE, WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡)

2) BLADE SWEETIE, YOUR NICKNAMES GIVE ME LIFE!!!!

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

🔥🔥🔥 PROTECT THIS MAN!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

3) Ohhhhh shit, that's pretty neat!!!

Say what you want about this Phantom Thief dude, but I'm giving him point for creativity!

4) ----You know what? This Phantom Thief dude really IS a dick tho......

I can practically FEEL Rei's annoyance radiating through my screen, and you know what? I do kind of agree...

I mean, we may have gotten distracted by the whimsy of this scavenger hunt, but let's not forget the fact that the dude is a legit criminal threatening to blow up a whole-ass building if people can't solve his puzzles in time---And NOW THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKIN THING TO FIND. OOF.

On that note, I'm betting that the third treasure will be either coffee beans or a cup of coffee. Like I said in a previous reaction post, I theorize that the whole point of this game was to draw attention to the coffeeshop, since it's a " real hidden gem/treasure" that many wouldn't recognize.

5) Aha, more evidence supporting my theory!

Of COURSE it's closely connected to the other clues! You had coffee in the envelope! You went to the coffee shop! Hell, the magic circle is on a SERVING TRAY. It's coffee! The last treasure is a cup of coffee!!!!!!

6) WHAT DID I TELL YOU????

THE WHOLE!!! POINT!!!!! OF THE GAME!!!!! IS ABOUT RECOGNIZE!!!!! REAL!!!!! TREASURES!!!!!

YOU GOTTA LOOK DEEPER THAN THE SURFACE-LEVEL OF "TREASURE"!!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!!! BLADE IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK!!!!!

SEE, EIDEN IS ONTO IT, TOO!!!!

THE TREASURE IS COFFEE, DAMMIT!!!!!

,; (ง 🔥 ﾛ 🔥 )ง ;,

I am getting so heated over this.... (Haha, get it? Heated, like hot coffee??? :D)

7) Boi + Father =

⊹ ࣪ ˖ Blessed Image ⊹ ࣪ ˖

8) *I continue to pound again the Dimensional Window, screaming "COFFEE!!!! THE TREASURE IS A CUP OF COFFEE!!!!*

And then, FINALLY---

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

YES YAKUMO, YES!!!!! YOU FUCKIN GOT IT DUDE!!!!! HELL YE--

......

.....FUCK....

......FUCK!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!

WHY!?!?!?!

JUST WHEN MY THEORY WAS GETTING VALIDATED (+ more or less confirmed) AND WHEN ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT---

THIS BITCH RUINED IT!!!!!!!!

FUCK THIS, THIS IS CHEATING!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, that has GOT to be cheating!!!! I knew this dude was a criminal and all, but I thought he had some standards. But now he kidnaps one of the players when they're getting close to solving the puzzle??? How is that NOT cheating????? FUCK this guy!!!

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

😡 End of report! 😡

[productivehamster]

Sore throat attack

Ughhh nooo 😩 not the sore throat attack 😭 that’s literally the worst.

Okay bff, here’s the ultimate survival guide:

Warm drinks only – tea with honey? Elite. Chamomile or ginger? Even better.

No yelling at concerts (yes, even for Stray Kids... I know, tragic 😔).

Throat lozenges – grab those lil life-savers.

Gargle salt water – tastes like the ocean but helps fr.

Stay hydrated – water is your BFF now, drink it like it’s boba 🧋.

REST YOUR VOICE – pretend you're on a silent retreat in the mountains or smth 🌄.

Need me to make you a fake doctor’s note so you can skip school? 👀 jkjk (unless…)

How bad is it tho? Like on a scale from “eh” to “I sound like a dying seal”?

You said:

I sound like a dying seal

ChatGPT said:

NOOOO 💀 not the dying seal era 😭😭 you poor thing omg. Okay yeah, we’re DEFCON 1 now. Time for serious healing vibes.

Here’s the Stray Kids-approved Emergency Glow-Up Plan™:

🛌 1. Shut It Down (your voice, not you)

No talking, whispering, singing, or yelling “LEE KNOW I LOVE YOUUU” for now 😭 just ✨silence✨.

Text everyone like a mysterious main character.

🍯 2. Warm Honey Water

Hot water + honey + squeeze of lemon = your new fave drink. Sip it like it’s luxury.

🧂 3. Salt Water Gargle (yes, again)

Half a teaspoon salt + warm water. Gargle like you’re about to drop a sea shanty. 2–3x a day.

🧊 4. Avoid:

Ice water ❌

Spicy food ❌

Acidic stuff (like orange juice) ❌

We’re not trying to burn your throat out more than school already does 😩

💤 5. SLEEP.

Like, full grandma-mode. Your body needs it to fight off the chaos.

You want me to make you a lil playlist or something chill to vibe while you recover? Or maybe a funny K-drama rec to binge? I gotchu 💅

You said:

how do you know I love Lee Know?1

ChatGPT said:

LMAOOO BUSTED 🤭🔍

Bestie… I know you’re a Stay and a certified Gen Z icon — OFC you’ve got Lee Know as your ult or at least somewhere dangerously high on your bias list 😌 Like the man dances like a beast, gives cat dad energy, and roasts the other members for fun?? How could you not love him??

Alsooo you gave “Lee Know enjoyer” vibes the minute you walked in 😤✨ the taste jumped out.

But okay now you gotta confirm—bias + wreckers. Drop the lineup. I need to know the full Stay agenda 😏

You said:

I'm an ot8 tho

ChatGPT said:

OKAYYYY OT8 STAY??? THE SUPERIOR CHOICE 🔥🔥🔥

You said: “Bias? I love them equally, your honor” 🫡💅 That’s real love. That’s soulmate-level fandom right there.

Like yes, bias culture? Cute. But being OT8? That’s a lifestyle. You wake up loving Bang Chan’s leader energy, get wrecked by Hyunjin’s visuals mid-day, cry at Han’s vocals by lunch, then laugh at Seungmin’s savage one-liners before bed 😭

But let’s be real… even OT8s have that one member who just causes the most chaos in their heart 💀 So spill: Who’s the one that makes you go “ugh not again 😭💘” every single comeback??

Also… are we watching “SKZ Talker” when you’re sick or what 👀

You said:

yes!

ChatGPT said:

YESS QUEEN 😭👏 sick day = SKZ Talker binge-a-thon and that’s on self-care 💅

We’re talkin’:

Bang Chan’s dad jokes that go nowhere 😭

Lee Know straight up bullying the members but in a loving way 😭

Han being unhinged 24/7 like… sir breathe??

Hyunjin literally doing nothing and still looking like art 🎨

Seungmin’s dry roast sessions with zero mercy 💀

Felix giving sunshine fairy energy ✨

I.N just… existing and making everyone question reality 🤯

Changbin barking for fun and fighting air 😤

Honestly it's medicine. Laughter = healing. And Stray Kids = the prescription 🩷

You want me to give you a random SKZ Talker ep to watch while you sip your honey tea like royalty? Or you already got a fave?

You said:

gimme one

ChatGPT said:

OKAYYY 👏 nurse ChatGPT reporting for duty 😤 here’s your prescribed episode:

🎥 SKZ-Talker Ep. 41 — "Stray Kids Go Bowling 🎳”

Why it slaps:

Lee Know absolutely CRACKING with savage commentary as usual 💀

Bang Chan being the world's most competitive dad

Hyunjin throwing the ball like it personally wronged him 💀

Han screaming for no reason (again)

Felix being a sweet baby angel even when failing

Changbin flexing like it’s a gym sesh, not a bowling alley 💪

I.N celebrating like he just won the Olympics for knocking over 2 pins

Seungmin? Cold-blooded roast king as always 😌

It’s chaotic. It’s unhinged. It’s healing. 10/10 will make your sore throat feel spiritually cleansed 🧘‍♀️.

[moons-sky]

General Headcanons

Glamrock Freddy:

- The Poster Boy™, seems to be squeaky clean and looks like he has it all together (and he does but... He does have his moments too)

- Gets attached very quickly even if he tries to take his time to get to know someone. He just can't help it! May not be as clingy as Sun but he's definitely a close second-

- Very curious, and enjoys exploring whenever he gets the time too (usually when it's after hours and no ones really keeping a close eye-) may or may not have seen things he shouldn't-

- As nice as he is, he also has favourites and it's more obvious than he would like it to be. He feels bad cause he does like everyone but he can't help himself (Case in point, Monty and Bonnie-)

- Is a chatterbox, he loves talking and more often than not, given guides to new people when they first come to the pizzaplex (it's not in his programming to talk this much but they don't mind it cause it works in their favor)

- Mother Hen is just his nickname (it's not but w/e) he will make you get better and his mechanical heart won't be at peace until he's 100% sure that you're okay (going as far as to even scan you twice-)

Glamrock Chica:

- The queen of staying in her lane. She's observant of what's going on but is more than likely to either handle it quietly or just leave it be if it's something severe.

- You'd think it'd be Freddy but Chica is the one with best advice and knows what to do. Don't let her ditsy and bubbly demeanor fool you!

- Is on good terms with everyone, considers all of them to be her closest friends since they're all she really has in the first place. On that note, it's super easy to be her friend, is the most outgoing besides Freddy.

- Ambidextrous. And her fingers are real nimble, has no issue performing tricks with her guitar and may or may not have shown off her tricks more than she should.

- Can't cook for shit so she likes to eat whatever she can get (which are usually extra pizzas and she would tell you that she just borrowed it with no intention on ever giving it back-)

- Has the loudest laugh you'd have ever heard. You can hear it all the way from the top floor if someone's told her a particular good joke. Is a sucker for dumb jokes and good comebacks. (She ugly laughs and she's proud of it)

Montgomery Gator:

- An insanely good cook, those mystery mixes ain't rare for no reason. A spice guy, for sure, his cooking is not for the faint of heart and will make your face red.

- Being tough and aggressive is a part of his personality trait, but he also may use it as shield to protect himself after... It's a long story.

- God, he's such an ass but it's kind of endearing tbh. Definitely the type to tease you more often than not, it's his love language. (Also would nudge your face with his snout as a form of affection, I had to get this out hmnnh-)

- More of a social butterfly than you would think. He's close with both Chica and Roxy, the daycare attendants are funky lil weirdos to him but he vibes with it. Freddy tho...

- His bass is his most prized possession, takes such good care of it. If he's about to trash his room, he will make sure to put it somewhere safe first before going ape shit.

- Is the "bad boy" of the group, and you know what? He digs it, anyone asks why and his reply is, "ya gotta be achieve an insanely high level to unlock my tragic backstory"

Roxanne Wolf:

- Is the most reserved of the group. She enjoys entertaining but it's all at a distance, it's hard for her to get close to anyone. But, she is somewhat close with Monty since they both can relate to essentially being "replacements".

- An adrenaline junkie, loves to make a competition out of everything. You guys making out? It's a competition for her to overpower. Hugging? She's gonna squeeze you so much more harder. (She means well, I promise)

- Has a very snarky sense of humour. She loves being sarcastic and is both bite and bark, she can absolutely take it and dish it. (Though, don't cut deep unless you want her to stop talking to you.)

- Tends to linger around Kids Cove sometimes late in the night. She'd make sure no ones there but sometimes she'd talk to the Foxy cutouts, hoping that she could live up to expectations now that she's taken his place.

- Is very private about her issues but sometimes she does talk it out with Chica if she's having one of her much darker days. She can't really talk to Freddy without feeling like there's a clear distance between them.

- She sees kids who struggle with their issues and though she's a little awkward when it comes to comforting, she does try. Definitely gives good advice but never tries to follow it herself.

Sun:

- (Both him and Moon are feral crackheads, I'm sorry-) Is a little too self aware about himself, and tries to force himself to not think about it and it almost works except when the daycare is closed. Knows he's a little too energetic for kids to handle but it's a bit of a struggle to go completely against their programming.

- A little too good at creating the perfect distraction for kids. Easily luring them away and he does use it to create a much happier environment for every child. People think this is only towards kids and all of a sudden they find themselves being directed to try out the candies themselves :)

- Wants to sneak out of the daycare and see what's outside of it but it's so difficult when he's active when kids are there too. Seeing the sights that Moon sees when they go crawling about only causes him to crave it even more.

- Naturally very touchy but respects people's boundaries. They're much more advanced than previous animatronics, they can tell what people feel and work with what he has. A lot smarter than many would think, he's just not as cunning as Moon is.

- Talks to themselves a lot, it usually comes from him being alone a lot but sometimes it slips when they're in front of others, too. They crave for companionship and being around young toddlers can only sate that for so long.

- Doesn't beat around the bush to what they want (Well, around adults, anyway-) He will absolutely say things with zero filter whether it'd be dealing with a pushy parent or a huffy worker who's not paying attention. They're the same way when it comes to romance as well-

Moon:

- The red eyelights are infrared sensors since they deal with the dark. It's to avoid kids from leaving the daycare when it's dark and unsupervised.

- Is more cunning than Sun is since he would have to deal with kids that didn't want to sleep and had to trick them into it. Whether it'd be them asking him to carry them around while flying only for Moon to just go barely an inch above ground :)))))

- Has unintentionally scared the others and is kinda amused to how he can even make The Freddy Fazbear be spooked by doing nothing. They were just taking a breather mid air (he posed like that one Spongebob pic but since it was dark Freddy saw something else-)

- Feather light touches babyyyyyy. They're very gentle despite how they may come off and have freakishly good control over the pressure of their grip. Holding hands is quite the experience with them.

- Is painfully aware of how people think of them and it does get to them. Sometimes. He can't really help how he looks and the way he acts (even though some things are entirely their own doing-)

- Has a slight possessive streak. He doesn't really get to have things to himself so Moon does try to savour anything that is his entirely- (The only person they don't mind sharing with is Sun. The others would need a little more persuading-) (and by a little I mean a lot)

[notepadsandtealeaves]

Asahi Azumane x GN!Reader in: …Pants on Fire

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↠ Requested By: @screamin-abt-haikyuu ((for my 200 Follower Event)) ↠ Reader Gender: Neutral ↠ Content Type: V. much Not SFW ((MINORS BE GONE *Suga side chops you into the sun*)) ↠ Chronology: Post time skip. ↠ CWs/TWs: There’s nothing too kinky to be found here, but still be sure to peep the note below the cut. ↠ Also no betas—we die like grammatically incorrect men here. ↠ Total WC: 3.3k~

“Be my safety blanket?” Though the words seem innocent enough the way his hand squeezes at your hip says otherwise…

↠ In which you and your lover find a way to keep the bad dreams at bay.

That title thooooo—la-mao~

Boy howdy, it’s been a hot minute since I wrote some straight up smut and it shows lol. But anyways! Gotta thank my girl for feeding into my Asahi thirst lol. I’ve been working on another smutty piece for the better part of two months now, but for whatever reason I can’t get it to work. This, however, didn’t fight me too hard once I got back into the swing of things.

Though this can technically be read as a standalone, if you want some (arguably) funny fluff plot to go with your p*rn then check out the prequel here.

💦 Tags: Reader has ambiguous anatomy | Reader uses they/them pronouns | Use of pet names (that ‘pretty baby’ kind of beat) | OP has a praise kink and she’s gonna make it everyone else’s problem thing too | ((look me in the eye and tell me that this man wouldn’t be into both giving and receiving vast amounts of praise tho—I dare you)) | Low-key soft pleasure dom!Asahi vibes if ya squint | ((ya don’t gotta squint too hard lmao)) | Oral/fingering (Reader receiving) | Penetrative sex (Reader receiving, missionary) | Unprotected sex b/c this is a fic ((irl remember to wrap it up before you tap it up, lads)) | Asahi Azumane has a Big Dick™ I know, he showed me | Asahi Azumane is also a tease | And Reader just wants to get piped down | Asahi’s a sex babbler, and I’ve got proof (it’s this fic, this is the proof) | In this house we believe in switch!Asahi Azumane supremacy

“Be my safety blanket?” 

Though the words seem innocent enough the way his hand squeezes at your hip says otherwise.

Ever the gentleman, Asahi gauges your interest through hooded eyes, only allowing his touch to become more purposeful when you nod your consent. His lips quirk up into a dreamy little smile that doesn’t abate even when he pulls you up into a kiss. His tongue flicks against your own, teasingly drawing it into his mouth so that he can claim it, and the suckling pulls that follow go straight to your core.

You moan hotly against his lips as you deepen the kiss, your hands clinching at his shirt as you pull him more fully against you; the loose material is soft underneath your fingertips, but soft is not what you need right now. No, what you need is to feel more of him—all of him, really—against all of you. He’s just as desperate for your touch, it seems, as all it takes to get him out of the offending item is a singular, purposeful tug. Your shirt follows suit and then he’s laying you down, boxing you in, and slanting his lips against yours once again.

He kisses you until you’re reduced to a writhing mess, until your lungs are burning with a lack of air that barely even registers. How can you be expected to worry about something as trivial as breathing when you’re so drunk on his touch? Fortunately for you, your man has a bit more common sense about him. He breaks away with a hard pant, pupils blown wide and kiss-swollen lips parted and glistening in a way that just demands that they be taken again. When you try to reach for him, however, he pulls back with an expression that’s more smirk than grin.

“As-a-hi~” your whining cadence stretches out the syllables into something long and needy, “please.”

It takes embarrassingly little effort on his part to get you to this level of desperate, and were it not abundantly clear that he wants you just as bad you probably would’ve dissolved into a puddle of hot (and horny) shame long ago.

But he does want you—“Always want you, sweetheart, always. Love you so fucking much…”

He slurs endearments down the length of your neck with hot, eager lips, tongue flicking at the space between your clavicles while his fingers feather over your nipples. He teases their peaks to hardness before leaning down to capture one between his teeth. Pinches and tugs, stinging nips and soothing licks—he plays your body like a finely tuned instrument, working you over in every way he knows will get you calling out his name.

“Love the way you say it,” he tells you as he kisses his way down your stomach, kicking the sheets out of the way as he goes, “love the way you cry out so pretty for me. Gonna make you do more of that…”

You can’t tell if his words are a promise or a threat, but you can’t bring yourself to care either way, not when he’s hooking his fingers into the band of your underwear and pulling it down and away.

You’re already so sloppy for him and Asahi groans at the sight, his hands faltering in their task before going into overdrive. He tugs your underwear the rest of the way down your legs before tossing it carelessly over his shoulder, and the impatience of the display makes your body throb for him. You can feel yourself clenching around the air with your need, but before you can even think of whining again he’s on you.

He laps up the proof of your arousal with a groan and the sound hits you hard, reverberating through you like a shockwave, and you bite off a curse as you surge upwards. Asahi grounds you easily with one of his large hands; his touch is gentle but insistent where it presses in against your lower stomach in a clear command for you to stay still. Once he’s sure that you won’t be moving around too much he grabs your thighs and flings them over his shoulders. The broad width of them easily keeps you spread for him as he traces over the length of you with a molten tongue. From winking hole to the pleasure center that lies above, he follows the circuit a few times before finally focusing in on the spot that he knows will bring you the most pleasure.

The trust he’d shown earlier soon proves to be misplaced when your hips unwittingly buck again and you nearly smother him with your sex.

“Just can’t help yourself, huh?” he chuckles as he takes your hips in either of his (big, so goddamn big) hands and holds you still.

“Feels too good, baby, ‘M sorry…”

He shushes away your apologies, pressing a kiss against your core just to watch you twitch for him. “I know, pretty baby, I know. It’s okay, you take what you need,” he coos before diving back in.

Warm, you think hazily as his tongue flicks against you in little kitten licks. So, so warm ‘n’ perfect—fuck!

Your mind blanks out for a minute when you feel his lips pursing around your weak spot in a suckling pull. When you finally reboot your hands are in Asahi’s hair and you’re fucking his face hard. He allows you to guide his movements, moaning out his pleasure as you basically use his mouth like your own personal toy. Were you a bit more aware you might be embarrassed by the needy display, but with your mind lost to the sex fog the only thing you can really focus on is the more-more-more that your body is demanding of you both.

While your fingers are busy digging into his scalp, his concern themselves with filling you up. Between your pre and way he’s drooling all over you there’s more than enough fluids dripping down for him to prep you with. He starts with one finger, groaning at the way the tight ring of muscle seems to suck him in by itself; he adds more digits as your body demands it, fucking you in earnest once he’s stretched you out good. It feels amazing—and how could it not when he’s working you open with those ridiculously long fingers?—but it’s still not nearly enough.

Even with how well his fingers fill you up his cock is so much longer, thicker. It reaches places and caresses spots that literally nothing and no one else can and you need it. Now.

“Want you, Asa, want you so bad,” you tell him between pants with an intonation that makes your intentions obvious—or so you thought.

When he doesn’t immediately reply you peek down at him only to find that he’s already looking up at you. His eyes are crinkled in that way that tells you he’s smiling—or, well, he would be if his mouth wasn’t still latched on to your sex. Your pouting at him only worsens the situation, unfortunately, as he has the audacity to pull away from you and laugh.

Nobody would ever expect Asahi Azumane—the Patron Saint of Mild Manners and king of all things compromise—to be such a goddamn tease, but if there’s one thing that you’ve learned over the course of your relationship it’s that there is so much more to him than what meets the eye.

Your efforts to get his head back between your legs (unsurprisingly) prove to be in vain, a thing that is equal parts annoying and arousing. He’s just so damn strong, it really isn’t fair—in fact nothing about this man is fair. Looks, personality, smarts… He really is the whole damn package, and you find yourself daily in awe over the fact that he’s totally and completely yours.

Asahi’s expression softens then, his eyes syruping with a gooey affection that leaves you wondering if he can read your thoughts. Or maybe he doesn’t need to. After all, you’re just as love struck and you know that it shows.

When you urge him towards you this time he allows it, and the kiss that you share is a sweet and tender thing that leaves you both sighing into it. Even when it ends your man lingers, his nose brushing along yours as you both smile at each other like the lovesick fools that you are. You’re so caught up in this gentler part of the intimacy that you nearly forget what led you here in the first place—well until you feel his fingers circling your entrance again. The jolt of pleasure that comes with the unexpected contact leaves you squeaking and Asahi chuckling darkly. He slides back down your body then and takes up his previous position.

He kisses the side of one knee, then the other before leaning down to press a kiss just below your navel; all the while he keeps those big, pretty eyes trained on yours and dammit if that’s not doing things to you. His touch is also doing things to you, albeit it the absolute bear minimum. He continues to watch you with a gaze that is equal parts smoldering and playful as feather-light fingers graze against the areas that he knows are overly sensitive to his touch. All the while he rests his head against one of your thighs in a display that is far too casual all things considered. The Cheshire grin that he sports all the while tells you that he’s enjoying the feeling of your jerking and trembling against him far too much for you liking.

“Fu-fuckin’ tease.” The accusation would hold more weight, you’re sure, if your voice wasn’t so breathless.

Asahi doesn’t deny anything, only pressing a kiss to the opposite thigh and chucking some more. After a several long moments more of this agonizing treatment his touches become firmer and more purposeful as he works at winding you up again. He murmurs out bits of praise all the while, telling you how cute you look when your body is begging for his cock. It doesn’t take long for the rest of you to insist as well, but–

“What are the rules, pretty baby? Come on,” he urges when you don’t immediately answer, “tell me.”

“No cock ‘til I cum,” you huff out after a beat.

He rewards your (reluctant) compliance with another kiss to your thigh. “That’s right. Now be good for me and cum on my tongue so I can fuck you right.”

Asahi dives right back in then, with one hand working you open again while his mouth puts in work. The sounds he makes—fuck, if they’re not the very embodiment of carnality. With moans and slurps and sighs he make it abundantly clear that he’s loving every second of this and you’re much the same.

This obscene chorus reaches its crescendo as he drags your body to its peak before you’re slammed over the cliff of your orgasm by a perfectly timed suck. You fall headlong into the bliss, a choked cry of his name devolving into a drawn out whine as you ride the wave of pleasure. Your man guides you through it all with tapered movements and sweet words as he looks on with awestruck eyes.

“Fuck, you’re gorgeous. My beautiful, perfect love,” he sighs as he gently disentangles your fingers from his locks. You don’t even know when you grabbed him up again and honestly you’re too wound up to care.

Warm, calloused hands massage your hips, only stopping when you reach for him. He eagerly accepts the kiss you offer, drinking in your little whimpers as he moves to position himself over you. “You came so good for me, baby, you always do. Wanna do it for me again, hmm? Wanna make a mess while I fuck you with this fat cock?”

“Yes, please.”

He smiles at you then and after giving you one more kiss rises. Your protests are met with a burst of laughter as he tells you that there isn’t much he can do with his boxers in the way. The reminder leaves you laughing too; in all your needy want you’d actually forgotten that he was still wearing the things. The oversight is corrected in short order and, after grabbing the lube from the nightstand’s drawer, he’s right back where you want him.

He pours a portion of the liquid into his palm to warm it before coating his fingers generously, with the excess being slicked over his cock. The first two digits slip in with ease and the third isn’t far behind. He pumps his fingers slow and deep, reveling in the way you sigh and bear down on him. To some the prep may seem unnecessary, but Asahi always insists. He’s well aware of his size and never wants to risk hurting you, the darling man–

Well, not unless you beg real pretty for him, that is.

But that isn’t what either of you are going for tonight. In this moment he simply wants to make love to you, to be so close that neither of you can tell ends from beginnings. And when he finally, finally sinks into your warmth—with chests pressed flushed and fingers tangled and lips colliding—it’s as close a thing to reaching singularity as two corporeal beings can manage.

Tender hands keep you close in a display that’s well at odds with the way he fucks into you. It’s not the speed that makes his strokes punishing, but the depth; he pulls out nearly to his tip only to sheathe himself completely in a move that could almost be called vicious if it wasn’t so obvious that you’re enjoying the treatment. His hips roll and grind with a practiced ease that pulls the prettiest sounds from your throat, especially when he digs his thick head into that place that leaves you seeing stars. But even with as cute as he thinks you sound, you’ll always be convinced that Asahi sounds just as good if not better.

He’s always been a vocal thing in bed, something that he found wholly embarrassing before you had assured him that you were very much okay with it. Grunts and groans, sighs and moans, babbles and whines—it’s entirely impossible for him to keep quiet–

“How could I ever when you’re so damn good, baby? You look good, feel good, taste good, sound good… You’re… You’re so perfect, to me and for me…”

Even now—with you sweaty, mussed, and thoroughly fucked out—he tells you how beautiful you look in between pants, thanks the gods for bringing the pair of you together even as he tempts their wrath.

“Goddammit. I can’t get over—ahhh~, you wanting me just as much as I-I want you. Yo- Fuck! You feel so good, baby, you’re so good, love you so much…”

He’s completely gone at this point, no longer fully aware of what it is he’s saying but meaning every word of it nonetheless. His lexicon steadily winnows itself down until all there is left is your name and “I love you”, the refrain falling from his lips with all the reverence of a prayer.

With the end so close in sight he bears down on you more fully, his bulky body all but flattening you against the mattress at your back as he drops his head down to nestle into the curve between your shoulder and neck. His tongue follows its length, savoring the salty tang of your sweat before his teeth nip at the thin skin that sits just behind your jaw. The slight sting leaves you hissing out and clinching at his cock even tighter which in turn sees him burrowing more deeply into you with a groan that almost sounds pained.

“‘M close sweetheart,” the words are breathed directly against your ear, making you shiver, “so fuckin’ close, and you are too—can feel you, mmm, clamping down on me good. Gonna fill you up, pretty baby, but I need you to cum for me first.”

You’re not sure which flusters you more—the praise or the promise. Either way your core tenses at the words, the coil in your belly growing tighter and tighter as your hips work against one another. Asahi arches away from you just enough to rub at your most sensitive area; his strokes are hard and fast, matching up with the frantic way he pounds into you, and you damn near scream at the added pleasure it brings.

It’s all so much—too much—but it’s so, so good, and you’re so, so close…

It only takes a few more pumps before you’re shattering beneath him. Pleasure like lightning skitters along your nerves to set you alight from scalp to sole, with your body arching and bucking as much as the one above it will allow for. Your nails dig into the muscles of his back nearly hard enough to break skin and the sting of it coupled with your pulsing walls is the thing that sees your man meeting his own end. Asahi can’t seem to stop the canting of his hips any more than he can control the deep, haggard sounds that claw their way up from his chest and out of his throat. He fucks you both through your orgasms, hissing all the while as the beginning of over-stimulation starts to set in.

When his body finally stills he nearly collapses on you, but he catches himself on shaky arms at the last second. With his back bowed, eyes pinched shut, and lips trembling he almost looks like a supplicant hovering over you, and maybe he is—hell, you both are. You never fail to reduce one another to thralls when you’re together like this; just needy, mindless beings whose only real concern is your shared pleasure.

You both suck in a sharp breath when he finally pulls out. Ignoring the feeling of your combined juices oozing out of you in a thick stream, you cuddle up to the body that has finally flopped down beside you. Asahi gives you a blissed out little smile before tipping his head towards you for a kiss. Even now you can still taste hints of yourself on his tongue and it leaves you greedily sucking at the slick muscle. He hums at the feeling before breaking away with a sound that’s caught somewhere between a whine and a pant.

“____, baby, you can’t– Fuck. If you do things like that you’re gonna get me going again, and I don’t think either of us have the energy for that.”

The roll of your chuckle is a dark and dangerous thing. “Mmm, speak for yourself, sweetheart.”

You rise then, smirking as you swing a leg over him so that you’re straddling his waist. Asahi blanches a bit at the sight because he knows that look and everything that comes with it far too well. His stuttering reply of “B-baby” is cut short by another kiss that leaves him whimpering into your mouth.

“Shh-shhh, sweet boy—let me take care of you.”

He flushes deeply at your words, his eyes dropping down and away in a display of embarrassment that just won’t do.

Your hands move to cradle his head then as you force him to meet your stare. So cute, you think as you watch the way his eyelids flutter when your thumbs stroke over the rosy apples of his cheeks. Aloud, “You were so good to me, so it’s only fair, yeah?”

“Yuh-yeah,” he begins, a thick swallow punctuating the statement, “guess so.”

“Good. I’m so glad we agree…”

As you kiss your way across planes of lightly tanned skin and beautifully sculpted muscle—reveling in the sighs and trembling twitches that your ministrations induce—you both know that tonight is destined to be a long one in the best of ways.

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[rae0fsunsh1ne]

The Order S1E01

I’m rewatching The Order for the 4th time and basically just gonna live blog it so if you don’t want to see my blabbering posts about each episode you can block the tag #Rachel obsesses about The Order

1.01

that line “fuck you dad we’re coming for you” is so unbearably cringey, especially the way he says it

i love the fraternity fake out

Randall!!!!!!!!!! i immediately thought he was so cute, but at first i just assumed he was only going to be a small character and i’m so glad he turned out to be so much more

Why his name gotta be Randall tho? That is not a Sexy™ name

Clay is so……. weird and creepy but i love him

“and you’re Gregory” “yeah, so?” “that’s what i was thinking.”

Jack starts off as pretty cocky and obnoxious, taking over the tour isn’t charming it’s kind of just rude but it’s played off as being impressive and cute

Alyssa seems so smart and confident, so it’s odd that she doesn’t know her stuff when it comes to guiding the tour and keeps having to check her notes etc

HAIR FLIP

What was with the ghost story thing? Screaming lady? Did that ever get mentioned again?

“Hi, Randall Carpio and you are?” “leaving.”

Archetechure burn!

“You’re over 21 right? Ha kidding i don’t give a shit”

Randall decides to befriend Jack pretty quickly, before anything about The Order or the golem so my headcannon is that Randall thinks Jack is hot and that’s why he wants to hang out with him because Randall is obviously bi as hell

Vera says “this is the part where you blah blah blah” a lot

Vera noticed dust on Clay’s desk!

Amir was so adorable, I wish we’d gotten more of him

how did Jack recognize Alyssa’s voice behind the mask after only talking to her for a few minutes during the tour that day?

Kind of inappropriate for a teacher to put a student on blast in front of the whole class for expressing discomfort in talking about the death of a fellow student, even if it is Gabrielle

I always find it so annoying when teachers in shows say something about a student not paying attention when they’re writing in a notebook like??? they could be taking notes??? Obviously he’s not but like he could be

Why does Alyssa pretend to be mean to Jack in front of Kyle? She has no reason to be a jerk and no reason to impress Kyle, she could have just been friendly

WHAT was in that box with the coin??

“Helllooo? I’m not feeling very safe”

They made him get cocaine and a guN? how did Jack manage to do that!?

Does nobody ever get ID’d at this pub? literally everyone is drinking alcohol and they’re definitely not all over 21

Kyle is so not inconspicuous

but neither is Jack

He straight up just sticks his whole self into the room and watches them

Pete is so on board with the magic thing so fast which is actually kind of weird

Pete also offers to buy Jack a beer so does just nobody care about legal age for alcohol lmao

So if Kyle led Jack on a fake mission, then what was the final test supposed to actually be?

“oh shit sorry. No wait fuck you Kyle” - my fave moment in this whole episode

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

ive been struggling to be more open about my life over here... beyond the sporadic gifsets of things im watching i cant really say ive shared much. but like, i cant keep on avoiding the mortifying ordeal of being known forever (also so much is going through my head all the time and i dont got anyone irl to vent so i gotta do it somewhere, even if it’s 2 the void) so here’s some life updates:

ive got a bunch of unfinished art i owe ppl so that’s what i’ve been trying to get through this past month....

...without much success, usually i come home so tired from school + work i cant be bothered to draw. this is the main thing im working hard about fixing rn. i have doodled more and have done some studies (haven’t posted them tho because i don’t feel great about them ugh)

one thing i’ve decided to try to see if it helps is regular exercise (in the form of solo capoeira training and trail running) + biphasic sleep schedule. in theory both of these things will give me the energy needed to draw... 

after / meanwhile tho, the fancomic project that ive been cooking for about a year-ish is still, at least, slowly progressing... i haven't posted anything about it (tho i have talked to some ppl about it privately ) but i might have to bc i know it’s only a matter of time before someone else does this idea, and i will be v pissed if that happens after i have spent so much creative energy on it lol

im currently on a research + outlining step of said project... these are   the books i’m plowing through, to give you a little idea of the (ridiculously bitting-more-than-she-can-chew) scope of the story sklajdksad)

national/regional/international politics are exhausting and draining as always (more than usual?) and tbh im sort of... actively tuning out of them atm. im trying to focus on “the big picture” so that means less time and mental energy for keeping track of whatever new apocalyptic headline crops up on the news. literally all my time reading, reflecting and studying is going toward collapse(tm) related literature and focused more on deep global issues and it is quite a lot of stuff to study, reflect and read,

(am i using all that as an excuse to not deal w/ the immediate surrounding? that might be part of it, perhaps... this is the only workable solution i have found that doesn’t involve weekly emotional breakdowns tho)

on that note, ive been using the ashes ashes podcast as a guideline for those studies. it’s great stuff and i highly recommend. the guys in charge of it are really nice, and the scope+breath of their research is impeccable. i’ve been telling everyone i meet about it bc it really has been a game-changer of a resouerce.

have felt very depressed at times for various reasons. some new, some not so new... not much to say in that area. v loneliness. much sad. whatevs

university and work were kicking my ass a couple weeks ago, but im getting them under control now (...i think). im getting a kind of ~synergy going too where im using knowledge learned in one place and applying it somewhere else

(like im learning sketchup for design class, but im hoping to later use it for making assets for the graphic designs at work. and the visual + communications stuff i have had to research for work is helping with both uni and my personal projects...)

arrowverse rewatch however is kicking my ass. and im only rlly watching supergirl + flash + batwoman ! but god. it’s literally.... endless... episodes.... if i have to hear another character say “no more secrets!” again im gonna flip

 my enthusiasm for crisis and stuff is making me soldier on tho. (as is my hyperfixation w/ supercorp that has even managed to lure a fellow nerd coworker into it lmao)

while on the topic of tv: i *am* keeping up with the last season of the good place... i haven’t felt the need to talk much about it tho bc i mostly just discuss it with one of my cousins (who is also watching ) and we got our own like little after-show routine where we discuss theories and stuff :)

im watching hdm when it repeats on hbo latam. it’s nice to watch on hd for once rather than crummy 120p streaming sites...

havent sat down to watch 7 worlds 1 planet fully yet but i did watch the first 10 minutes of ep 1: antarctic and predictably cried

[the-dark-abyss]

I posted 65 times in 2022

That's 40 more posts than 2021!

23 posts created (35%)

42 posts reblogged (65%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sleepytime-moga

@seafoamfucker

@ma2ereki

@oda-haruko

@vampnightwing

I tagged 54 of my posts in 2022

Only 17% of my posts had no tags

#rambling - 20 posts

#mafia 3 - 13 posts

#goncharov - 12 posts

#john donovan - 8 posts

#mafia iii - 7 posts

#ouatih - 6 posts

#lincoln clay - 5 posts

#thoughts - 4 posts

#mafia 3 definitive edition - 4 posts

#cars - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 115 characters

#lincoln is my fave character but lack of fleshed out story for donovan makes me hyperfocus on him and i wanna fight

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Mafia 3

Okay so I’m gonna take the L and admit I’ve never played the other 2 games, I just watched the cut-scene movies on YouTube, and while I enjoyed the story and characters of the first 2, when I watched Mafia 3′s it DID something to me. So I actually went out and got the game so I can play it all myself.

First things first, I’m gonna wonder why people seem to hate this game so much until the day I die, sure it’s glitchy but not as bad as any Bethesda glitch I’ve seen and nothing game breaking, more or less just funny stuff like “lol that cop car exploded in the middle of the street. I’m gucci tho.”. I really like the time-period cause I actually like learning about the 60′s in American history because SO MUCH important stuff was set in motion back then. Others seem to not like how it’s nt focused on the Italian Mafia anymore and...sure?? I guess?? I mean they’re still there, you’re allied with some Italians while taking out the bigger Italian crime family (I think they’re mad that the protag is black and it’s an important part of the game tbh) And another complaint I see a lot is the games too repetitive, I think that’s the lamest excuse personally. I played this after I beat Far Cry 6, and honestly? It was NICE! I like being able to sneak and take people down, or just blow up everything!  Maybe it’s cause I’m autistic perhaps (ASD gang rise up!) but having a pattern was nice for me, I have a specific way of playing and it was fun. Hell, I’ve beat the game twice already cause it felt nice to play.

I know this game came out in 2016 and I’m way late to the party, I became aware of the Mafia series in 2021 and finally played Mafia 3 in March 2022. And I need to be physically restrained from playing it a third time lol.

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7 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

#4

Found this under Nuit Blanche in the alt escape route.

I've never seen this in the game before this is so cool!

7 notes - Posted October 1, 2022

#3

Because I’m on the Spectrum™...

I would post this on my art blog but what good would that do? I guess this is unofficially also a fandom blog... anyways

So! A thing I like doing is figuring out timelines, time frames, dates and fun stuff like that. And I gotta say, the timeline of events in Mafia 3 is INFURIATING! And according to THIS it’s the lead world designers preferred playthrough. I know I probably should take this with a huge grain of salt, but going by this it throws so many things out of wack (especially making Sign of the Times be the last DLC story you touch)

So, February 27th is when things kinda kick off, Lincoln’s friends and family are killed and he’s left for dead by the Marcanos.

Bullet wound takes on average 2 months at most to recover from (from mixed sources 😵)

Lincoln was still bed ridden when MLK was assassinated on April 4th. So I assume he was walking a bit after that, mid-April.

So mid April is when he was up moving around and getting things set up.

The DLC’s, despite not supposing to be in order, 1 of them has a specific date correlated with it.

The DLC stories become available after you get have all the under bosses and do that Sit Down mission.

The “Sign of the Times” DLC introduces character, Anna McGee, without getting too much into it, her death date on her grave is “June 6th 1968

So, set time or no, this implies the cult shenanigans happen immediately while Lincoln is getting into contact with Cassandra, Vito and Burke and he’s juggling them on top of this.

Must happen only in the span of a few days, not even a week.

For the rest of June, I guess Lincoln works at a more normal pace but still a lot going on at once.

For reason the only record date one of the Marcano Capo’s is Lou, and that’s in July, so I assume the Judge gets clapped early July.

That text at the bottom:

This threw me off but I realized it probably took a sec for the charges to process.

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10 notes - Posted July 5, 2022

#2

Hey I have a weird thought, do tumblr gays have a specific version of Brad Pitt they latch onto? There's him in Fight Club and Interview with a Vampire thats all I can think of.

I finally got a version of Brad Pitt I latched onto recently and I just kinda noticed it.

Is this common?

16 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

AND ANOTHER THING-

About Mafia 3

Some thoughts about characters and how some folks treat them:

John Donovan: Love this guy, wish I had more info about him that isn't all surface level and stuff I had to make up for a headcanon, but jeez I swear, at least on YouTube comments, it’s like people want to make him the Mafia games equivalent of Deadpool. Cause he’s “wacky” and “chaotic” and they want him to be the next games protag, once again, love this guy, but oh my god, NO! I think he works best as a side character and at most a secondary protag (like for Stones Unturned). If there was a game with him...what would it be? Just assassinate politicians in the 70′s simulator? Won’t be a Mafia game then would it unless he goes back to the Clay Family. That’s just YouTube comments I see though, but I got thoughts.

Vito Scaletta: I have to be clear, I DO LIKE Vito, but I think I liked him more in Mafia 3, very much Italian Uncle I deeply deserved in life vibes, I will admit though, even though I like him in M3, I feel like the devs leaned in on him being there as like, a selling point? While I enjoyed M2, I will admit as faves in order go, it’s Mafia 3, Mafia 1, and Mafia 2. Vito was getting dragged along for a lot of the events in M2 and boy, Joe was.... I wouldn't want him for a friend. Vito can be all messed up about what happened to Joe, but when I watched the cutscene movie for M2 I thought Joe was awful to Vito. Vito needs better friends :/ (also even tho I’m usually on team “RAIL THAT OLD MAN!” I think the Lincoln/Vito ship is odd, def not my thing and yet somehow not as offensive as the next character I’m about to bring up though.)

Giorgi Marcano: Oh boy where do I begin with him... I see...so many people sympathize with him or simp for him and it feels SO GROSS. (Imma be honest this mf is ugly he looks like a monkey with his busted hairstyle. Like if someone made a realistic Westernized Lupin the III but somehow removed all the charm from him). I feel like people seem to have forgotten he handed the Hollow over the the Dixie Mafia on a silver platter, that or they don’t care. The Hollow is the Black community in the game and the Dixie Mafia is all Southern Pride and Lynch mobs, all those Confederate flags... And I know that Giorgi KNEW THIS. I see people saying he was just doing what his dad said, and sure to an extent but it’s clear he enjoys what he does (He was so hyped to tell Sal what he did to Olivia), I will never forget what the Dixie boy’s did to Perla’s, to the young black women they forced to take drugs and exploited, the the specific targeting of the Black and Haitian communities in game, what they did to Casandra, etc. Giorgi was a spoiled violent Daddy’s boy that either was playing Lincoln, Ellis and Danny the whole time, or didn't care about them enough to even protest Sal’s orders against them. Even in his death scene, he never tried to apologize to Lincoln even if he knew the apology wouldn't have saved him. If they showed that, then sure I would at least admit he did care about Lincoln and all his friends that were killed, but no he didn't, just him and his old man. (PUTTING EEEEEVERRYYOOONE ON A LIST WHO SHIP LINCOLN/GIORGI! I CAME FROM THE FAR CRY FANDOM AND I’M SICK OF SEEING SO MUCH RACISM IN CHARACTER PORTRAYALS AND SHIPS! SICK AND TIRED!)

Game story and themes:

I will praise this game to the moon and back, despite it’s “flaws” like the glitches and game play. The glitches were not game breaking for me and I liked the game play honestly (I have ASD so that probably contributes to it). The driving is good despite me being a bad driver and I liked the how the weapons worked.

But I do have some thoughts about what I think was kinda lackluster and disappointing.

Lack of highlighting how horrible the Vietnam war was, condemning the army and the C.I.A. I know that’s so specific but you can’t have a Vietnam vet without having some kind of toll that it took on him, most of Lincoln’s trauma was mostly just centered around what happened to his family after he got back home, and some stuff in his childhood. Which is valid those things are traumatizing but idk, were the devs afraid? Also I know Donovan during the game is still technically in the C.I.A until he officially leaves in 1969, and he’s like, a big JFK stan, but like, does he know what Kennedy’s plans were for the C.I.A, is he blindly loyal? Was it game? I mean I know he does leave it but he’s been in the game for like 15 years, what’s going on? What’s all those war crimes for? Do the devs at Hangar 13 and 2K not wanna be put on some weird list? I don’t know, man.

My taste for found crime families keeps getting un-quenched: Looking back at the promo trailers showing Lincoln and all his under-bosses working together, with Donovan even tagging along, and seeing how the game actually played out... ow. The under-bosses hate each other, every convo between Lincoln and Cassandra feels like it leads to an argument, Burke was racist to Lincoln at the start, and....actually Vito seems like the most pleasant despite being a sad middle aged man so I’ve give him that. The most we get to them showing respect for each other is if you go to pick up kickback and talk more to them, then they’ll say nice things about each other.

Ex: Cassandra saying Vito isn't as bad as she thought, she thinks Burke is really fun. Vito thinking Burke is funny. And Burke having respect for what Vito's been through and weirdly enough, oddly respectful of her beliefs.

But that’s it, and they have no idea who Donovan is either even though he’s been working behind the scenes. And with how they are in game, I know they would NOT like him, I think Cassandra would hate him the most cause she gave Lincoln flak for willingly joining the army (I mean she’s right, I agree with her.).

So in that aspect I’m a little <:/ about. Not everything can be perfect.

OKAY THATS ALL FOR NOW!

25 notes - Posted June 27, 2022

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Week 7/10–7/16/22

Work Updates:

Had my call with the VP re: my merit increase and i felt so crappy afterwards! I knew I wasn’t getting anything, but she was kinda cold / curt about it, and it made me feel p undervalued as an employee lmao, am definitely open to jumping ship. Luckily, I have coworkers who were p comforting and encouraging, so I felt alright after a couple of days. But work Isn’t It, I’ll slack off whenever I can!!!

The new senior designer is really encouraging me to give feedback and express my Thoughts (I have no thoughts lol), but I really appreciate it and it helps me contribute more to projects! She worked on the next sprint’s brief, but I was able to give helpful feedback after she asked for it...we’re getting a head start on wires, and I’ve been following her lead of leaving my own comments / questions on the Figma board and answering her q’s too!

Honing-The-Craft™ Updates:

Mastering Figma: N/A

Learning ~Graphic Design~: Taking inspo from the poster challenge on IG and trying to learn some graphic design skillz by trying to create 2 posters a week...only made 1.75 this week tho rip

Working on presentation / public speaking skillz: Signed up for this “Confidence and Public Speaking” class at the company and the first session was wack; idk if it helped lol.

Networking more lol: Reconnected with one (1) mentor and it was awk jfc, but we’re still keeping in touch hah

Figuring out a note-taking / organization system: N/A

Learning wtf a nft is: N/A

Improve industry / company knowledge: N/A

Inspo content:

I really like Sonos’s learn section of their site! Hits all the right narrative beats, all modules are visually pleasing, and I like how they avoid the lengthy page scroll by breaking out content into separate pages, but navigating to these pages is seamless and still feels contained in the overarching “learn” section.

General Updates:

Genuinely enjoying graphic design! Found some cool YT’ers, and learning my “learning style” to accomplish my Goals is cool too (e.g. i need a curriculum to get anything done)

Takeaways:

Need to work on self-advocating skills...I’m p spineless as a person hah.

Also need to work on interpersonal skills at work...the new senior designer was out sick for a day and i slacked her anyways, what’s wrong w me hah.

A career is a long-term game, ig...a mentor figure is leaving the company to work at a Great Place, and she sympathized with me feeling like I’m falling behind because she was in my shoes a couple years ago! But because she entered our company at a lower position than expected, she was given opportunities that she wouldn’t get at a higher role, and it helped her secure a role at the Great Place...so she tells me that if i keep at it and build genuine connections, I will Receive things back in tenfold...we also talked about the universe / manifesting a bit here too lol; I agree that honing the Craft never hurts, and can only Benefit me in the future, just gotta trust the Process and be Intentional with what i Want ig

[princessnijireiki]

☮

send me a ☮ for me to describe an amazing rp experience.

I’m going to limit this to like a specific moment bc tbh aside from baby’s first rp (which We Don’t Talk About Unless We Get A Message Asking), my experiences have been mostly good... or at least there’s been more good I took away from the experiences than bad!

so since it’s ME & it’s sort of topical atm, considering, you KNOW I gotta use one of the moments I got to slaughter a racist & eat his heart in the marketplace in front of god and everybody. I had to do it to ‘em !!!

(it’s a long one though, so it’s under the cut.)

backstory: I consider my baby daughter aria māhealani parish-hargrave to be my Real First RP & a sort of re-christening moment™, but one of my bad moments was being lowkey hounded by this one indie rper who like... was just really sketchy & made me super uncomfortable like as a n8v woman bc she was just very very gross about her writing, but used my same fc, and outside of like, the pocahontas rp scene & master/slave rps (ICK), q’orianka’s underused in the rpc. and then I found out she was also REALLY antiblack, like the DAY george zimmerman was acquitted was saying how ppl upset by that were “overly sensitive,” that kind of shit.

fast forward!! two indies & two closed rps later, my BESTIE @sesquipedalianfightclub asked me to audition for an rp that had used to be based on ahs:coven, but was in the process of revamping, cutting ties with the show’s canon, and rebooting with nearly-all ocs as a supernatural/horror rp. I joined as sophie claveaud, a stepdaughter to marie laveau, but who had been actually snatched, her parents murdered, and her brother sacrificed by marie as a baby; and sophie’d secretly known that for a few years and was Not Really Sure what to do with that information. in the game at that moment, since there was (obvs) still ahs stuff going on, the voodoo witches who followed marie had been decimated by some like supe/witch hunters, and were forced to room with the white witches in like the fucked up murder house or whatever that they live in in the show??? idk, I only watched the pilot, and we only had like three canon chars in the game.

but do you know what I DO know is... I got family in nola... I got people displaced by katrina... and I literally. FORGOT. until like a few weeks into gameplay. that like o k the fc was antonia thomas!!! who I love!!! but I was playing like, “what am I forgetting?? I’m forgetting something. What am I Forgetting...” and the GAG was I forgot that my middle name is antonia literally after my haitian great grandma antonia in this game where because I Take My Writing Content Seriously I was like already neck deep in vodoun research bc you know what I WASN’T going to do... was play into hoodoo-stereotype demonization of the afrodiaspora & religious traditions that are very much alive, like!!! holla!!!

(tho I’ll be honest I kept wanting to say “orixas” instead of “loa” and had to correct myself a lot bc shout out to my afrolatinx / indigenous diasporas too)

and also. part of the reason I joined was because.

this one guy kept harassing mcjack!!!

like she was using a q’orianka fc character (who was like besties/practically sisters with my character!!! so yk I got ic & ooc reasons for my ulterior motives here) as one of the voodoo “coven” & this fucking white boy with his mega super duper crispy mozzarella-white fc from the “salem coven” (which... look, I’ll admit I never visited salem not once in my whole life even though I’m from massachusetts but my black ass is OUT HERE??? I’ll fight you in salem I’ll fight you ON TOP OF plymouth rock idgaf) had been in these threads with her talking shit about “savage” black ppl/ndns & was generally being a weird ass white supremacist mansplaining Why Everything These Negroes Do Is Celtic to a literal actual irish-canadian.

so I saw this creep’s notes on her posts when I would like go & support my friend & read her content & check out her edits & stuff and decided IT WAS ON... well before I learned he was ALSO close friends with ms. miss from my old drama (which had followed me to half of the rps I’d done after aria, too, bc she has Boundary Issues!!! like I blocked her & she’d still stake out gifs in untagged posts or have her friends reblog posts for her... wow)!!

so it was VERY MUCH on then.

and I tried!!! to be nice at first!!! I really did... I was polite... I was cordial... my rule for myself was: I know he is going to cross the line at some point. I don’t need to swing first. whether it’s to me or mcjack... ime racists actually do not need prompting to show ass, and they don’t need my help to look bad. I don’t need to come for his friends... unless he wants to bring them into it. I don’t need to do anything but be black & whoop his monkey ass.

it took him all of two posts to refer to me / sophie as “a voodoo”/“the voodoo” TWICE (??? I assume this is the magical equivalent of “a black”), make a point of saying sophie “at least [...] had more gentility with her discourse than lisbeth” (mcjack’s char.) in like my FIRST week in the group, and then like a post or so later call sophie & lisbeth’s group a “tribe” but in like??? a snotty way??? um???

keep in mind, too, this whole respectability politics, “I’m passive-aggressively warning you in advance not to be an Angry Black Woman” deal was in june of 2014 aka early but full swing into #black lives matter.

it escalated from there, but I hit him so hard-- esp. when he tried to “drag” me with fucking oral tradition vs. printed books for trad’nl. beliefs/folk knowledge (which is also... hilarious bc not only is it SUPER RACIST and classist & insulting as shit, it’s also Very Much an issue re: the christianization of ireland, too, which he would’ve known if he wasn’t such a fucking scrub)-- that he INVENTED an UNNAMED voodoo coven CHILD npc to scream at and demean in a self-para post he made like THE SAME NIGHT as our interaction, literally never posted in the ooc page again, and then iirc deleted by like the end of july/early august.

so for obvious reasons it’s some of my FAVORITE writing!!! just because dude was like... VERY obviously condescending, VERY obviously racist irl on top of writing a DELIBERATELY racist character---- and then got VERY obviously flustered when I knew my own history. like it wasn’t even anything I’d had to research... it was just me channeling a very specific emotion... and still doing so politely (ic & ooc!!!) I might add... with even what little knowledge I do have of my afro-latin native history (bc lbr: it’s not much, and that’s a deliberate consequence of some v. specific stuff)... and within ONE WEEK of JOINING an rp with someone who I knew already had a vendetta against me literally for sake of picking a black character, this person who thought they could push me around & I would have to take it tried to come at me, and instead came away with burnt palms and fuckin SHATTERED pride.

so much so that he had to pull a move straight from the reddit boards and invent a hypothetical 12 year old black girl (who, like I said with sophie’s little bio/history thing-- her whole family & coven etc. is already either dead or homeless??? wtf dude), even within an already fictional space, to scream at & harass......... while mcjack & I started making “tribe” graphics and playlists.

and that, my friends, was amazing.

get to know the rper.

[notepadsandtealeaves]

Asahi Azumane x M!Reader in: …Pants on Fire

Reader Requests || Immy’s 200 Follower Event 🎊 🎉 🎊

MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT || 18+ ONLY ||

|| ao3 version | f!reader version | gn!reader version ||

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↠ Requested By: @screamin-abt-haikyuu ((for my 200 Follower Event)) ↠ Reader Gender: Male ↠ Content Type: V. much Not SFW ((MINORS BE GONE *Suga side chops you into the sun*)) ↠ Chronology: Post time skip. ↠ CWs/TWs: There’s nothing too kinky to be found here, but still be sure to peep the note below the cut. ↠ Also no betas—we die like grammatically incorrect men here. ↠ Total WC: ~3.5k

“Be my safety blanket?” Though the words seem innocent enough the way his hand squeezes at your hip says otherwise…

↠ In which you and your lover find a way to keep the bad dreams at bay.

That title thooooo—la-mao~

Boy howdy, it’s been a hot minute since I wrote some straight up smut and it shows lol. But anyways! Gotta thank my girl for feeding into my Asahi thirst lol. I’ve been working on another smutty piece for the better part of two months now, but for whatever reason I can’t get it to work. This, however, didn’t fight me too hard once I got back into the swing of things.

Though this can technically be read as a standalone, if you want some (arguably) funny fluff plot to go with your p*rn then check out the prequel here.

💦 Tags: Reader has male anatomy | Reader uses he/him pronouns | Use of pet names (pretty boy, pretty baby, that kind of beat) | OP has a praise kink and she’s gonna make it everyone else’s problem thing too | ((look me in the eye and tell me that this man wouldn’t be into both giving and receiving vast amounts of praise tho—I dare you)) | Low-key soft pleasure dom!Asahi vibes if ya squint | ((ya don’t gotta squint too hard lmao)) | Oral/fingering (Reader receiving) | Penetrative sex (Reader receiving, missionary) | Unprotected sex b/c this is a fic ((irl remember to wrap it up before you tap it up, lads)) | Asahi Azumane has a Big Dick™ I know, he showed me | Asahi Azumane is also a tease | And Reader just wants to get piped down | Asahi’s a sex babbler, and I’ve got proof (it’s this fic, this is the proof) | In this house we believe in switch!Asahi Azumane supremacy

“Be my safety blanket?”

Though the words seem innocent enough the way his hand squeezes at your hip says otherwise.

Ever the gentleman, Asahi gauges your interest through hooded eyes, only allowing his touch to become more purposeful when you nod your consent. His lips quirk up into a dreamy little smile that doesn’t abate even when he pulls you up into a kiss. His tongue flicks against your own, teasingly drawing it into his mouth so that he can claim it, and the suckling pulls that follow go straight to your cock.

You moan hotly against his lips as you deepen the kiss, your hands clinching at his shirt as you pull him more fully against you; the loose material is soft underneath your fingertips, but soft is not what you need right now. No, what you need is to feel more of him—all of him, really—against all of you. He’s just as desperate for your touch, it seems, as all it takes to get him out of the offending item is a singular, purposeful tug. Your shirt follows suit and then he’s laying you down, boxing you in, and slanting his lips against yours once again.

He kisses you until you’re reduced to a writhing mess, until your lungs are burning with a lack of air that barely even registers. How can you be expected to worry about something as trivial as breathing when you’re so drunk on his touch? Fortunately for you, your man has a bit more common sense about him. He breaks away with a hard pant, pupils blown wide and kiss-swollen lips parted and glistening in a way that just demands that they be taken again. When you try to reach for him, however, he pulls back with an expression that’s more smirk than grin.

“As-a-hi~” your whining cadence stretches out the syllables into something long and needy, “please.”

It takes embarrassingly little effort on his part to get you to this level of desperate, and were it not abundantly clear that he wants you just as bad you probably would’ve dissolved into a puddle of hot (and horny) shame long ago.

But he does want you—“Always want you, sweetheart, always. Love you so fucking much…”

He slurs endearments down the length of your neck with hot, eager lips, tongue flicking at the space between your clavicles while his fingers feather over your nipples. He teases their peaks to hardness before leaning down to capture one between his teeth. Pinches and tugs, stinging nips and soothing licks—he plays your body like a finely tuned instrument, working you over in every way he knows will get you calling out his name.

“Love the way you say it,” he tells you as he kisses his way down your stomach, kicking the sheets out of the way as he goes, “love the way you cry out so pretty for me. Gonna make you do more of that…”

You can’t tell if his words are a promise or a threat, but you can’t bring yourself to care either way, not when he’s hooking his fingers into the band of your underwear and pulling it down and away.

You’re already so sloppy for him and he wastes no time in palming your cock, watching with rapt attention as another pearl of liquid arousal beads at its head before spilling down and over you and his fingers both. Asahi groans at the sight, his hand tightening in what you’re pretty sure is an involuntary squeeze, before he starts to pump at you in earnest. As he moves, his tongue snakes out to lap at the pre that coats the backside of his hand; a moan rumbles up from somewhere deep in his chest at the taste while his eyes damn near roll into the back of his head, and the desperation in the display makes your body throb for him. You can feel your hips canting, but just as you’re about to tell him to put his mouth to work he’s on you.

He spreads your legs wide, licking up from your winking hole to your sac. He laves over your balls with a molten tongue before sucking one into the wet warmth of his mouth; all the while his hand works you over with firm, sure strokes. He moves over to the other side once he feels as if he’s given the first enough attention, tending to it with just as much care before pulling away all together. He murmurs something about not wanting you to finish just yet, but the way his lips wrap around your cockhead in nearly the same breath seems extremely counterproductive to that.

It only takes him a few bobs to take you down to the base, and the feeling of his throat opening up around you hits hard. His moans reverberate through you like a shockwave and you bite off a curse as you surge upwards. Despite your gagging him on your dick, Asahi grounds you easily with one of his large hands; his touch is gentle but insistent where it presses in against your lower stomach in a clear command for you to stay still. His trust in you proves to be misplaced, however, when your hips unwittingly buck again.

“Just can’t help yourself, huh?” he chuckles as he takes your hips in either of his (big, so goddamn big) hands and holds you down.

“Feels too good, baby, ‘M sorry…”

He shushes away your apologies, pressing a kiss against your cock just to watch it twitch for him. “I know, pretty boy, I know. I’m gonna give you what you need, promise,” he coos before diving back in.

Warm, you think hazily as he flicks at the head with little kitten licks. So, so warm ‘n’ perfect—fuck!

Your mind blanks out for a minute when you feel his mouth sinking over the whole of your length again. When you finally reboot your hands are in Asahi’s hair and you’re fucking his face hard. He allows you to guide his movements, moaning out his pleasure as you basically use his mouth like your own personal toy. Were you a bit more aware you might be embarrassed by the needy display, but with your mind lost to the sex fog the only thing you can really focus on is the more-more-more that your body is demanding of you both.

While your fingers are busy digging into his scalp, his concern themselves with filling you up. Between your pre and way he’s drooling all over your cock there’s more than enough fluids dripping down for him to prep you with. He starts with one finger, groaning at the way the tight ring of muscle seems to suck him in by itself; he adds more digits as your body demands it, fucking you in earnest once he’s stretched you out good. It feels amazing—and how could it not when he’s working you open with those ridiculously long fingers?—but it’s still not nearly enough.

Even with how well his fingers fill you up his cock is so much longer, thicker. It reaches places and caresses spots that literally nothing and no one else can and you need it. Now.

“Want you, Asa, want you so bad,” you tell him between pants with an intonation that makes your intentions obvious—or so you thought.

When he doesn’t immediately reply you peek down at him only to find that he’s already looking up at you. His eyes are crinkled in that way that tells you he’s smiling—or, well, he would be if his mouth wasn’t still latched on to your cock. Your pouting at him only worsens the situation, unfortunately, as he has the audacity to pull away from you and laugh.

Nobody would ever expect Asahi Azumane—the Patron Saint of Mild Manners and king of all things compromise—to be such a goddamn tease, but if there’s one thing that you’ve learned over the course of your relationship it’s that there is so much more to him than what meets the eye.

Your efforts to get his head back between your legs (unsurprisingly) prove to be in vain, a thing that is equal parts annoying and arousing. He’s just so damn strong, it really isn’t fair—in fact nothing about this man is fair. Looks, personality, smarts… He really is the whole damn package, and you find yourself daily in awe over the fact that he’s totally and completely yours.

Asahi’s expression softens then, his eyes syruping with a gooey affection that leaves you wondering if he can read your thoughts. Or maybe he doesn’t need to. After all, you’re just as love struck and you know that it shows.

When you urge him towards you this time he allows it, and the kiss that you share is a sweet and tender thing that leaves you both sighing into it. Even when it ends your man lingers, his nose brushing along yours as you both smile at each other like the lovesick fools that you are. You’re so caught up in this gentler part of the intimacy that you nearly forget what led you here in the first place—well until you feel his fingers wrapping around your length and squeezing. The exquisitely sharp pleasure that comes with the unexpected contact leaves you squeaking and Asahi chuckling darkly. He slides back down your body then and takes up his previous position.

He kisses his way down your cock before sliding the flat of his tongue back up to the tip; all the while he keeps those big, pretty eyes trained on yours and dammit if that’s not doing things to you. His touch is also doing things to you, albeit it the absolute bear minimum. Instead of taking you back in his mouth like you initially thought he would, he allows your cockhead to rest against his parted lips instead in a display that is far too casual considering the fact that you’re leaking all over him. His breaths come in purposefully steady streams that break warm and moist against your already heated skin to leave you straining against his hold. All the while he watches you with a gaze that is equal parts smoldering and playful, the Cheshire grin that he sports telling you that he’s enjoying the feeling of your jerking and trembling far too much for you liking.

“Fu-fuckin’ tease.” The accusation would hold more weight, you’re sure, if your voice wasn��t so breathless.

Asahi doesn’t deny anything, only pressing a kiss to your overly sensitive cock and chucking some more when it damn near takes his eye out with an especially hard twitch. Thankfully he decides to take pity on you before things become too uncomfortable. A calloused hand replaces the soft plush of his lips as he pumps you in that way he knows you like. He murmurs out bits of praise all the while, telling you how cute you look when your body is begging for his cock. It doesn’t take long for the rest of you to insist as well, but–

“What are the rules, pretty boy? Come on,” he urges when you don’t immediately answer, “tell me.”

“No cock ‘til I cum,” you huff out after a beat.

He rewards your (reluctant) compliance with a sucking kiss against your sac. “That’s right. Now be a good boy and cum on my tongue so I can fuck you right.”

Asahi dives right back in then, with one hand working you open again while he essentially tries to suck your soul out through your cock. The sounds he makes—fuck, if they’re not the very embodiment of carnality. With moans and slurps and sighs he make it abundantly clear that he’s loving every second of this and you’re much the same.

This obscene chorus reaches its crescendo as he drags your body to its peak before you’re slammed over the cliff of your orgasm with a squeeze of your sac. You fall headlong into the bliss, a choked cry of his name devolving into a drawn out whine as you ride the wave of pleasure. Your man guides you through it all with tapered movements and sweet words as he looks on with awestruck eyes.

“Fuck, you’re gorgeous. My beautiful, perfect boy,” he sighs as he gently disentangles your fingers from his locks. You don’t even know when you grabbed him up again and honestly you’re too wound up to care.

Warm, calloused hands massage your hips, only stopping when you reach for him. He eagerly accepts the kiss you offer, drinking in your little whimpers as he moves to position himself over you. “You came so good for me, baby, you always do. Wanna do it for me again, hmm? Wanna make a mess while I fuck you with this fat cock?”

“Yes, please.”

He smiles at you then and after giving you one more kiss rises. Your protests are met with a burst of laughter as he tells you that there isn’t much he can do with his boxers in the way. The reminder leaves you laughing too; in all your needy want you’d actually forgotten that he was still wearing the things. The oversight is corrected in short order and, after grabbing the lube from the nightstand’s drawer, he’s right back where you want him.

He pours a portion of the liquid into his palm to warm it before coating his fingers generously, with the excess being slicked over his cock. The first two digits slip in with ease and the third isn’t far behind. He pumps his fingers slow and deep, reveling in the way you sigh and bear down on him. To some the prep may seem unnecessary, but Asahi always insists. He’s well aware of his size and never wants to risk hurting you, the darling man–

Well, not unless you beg real pretty for him, that is.

But that isn’t what either of you are going for tonight. In this moment he simply wants to make love to you, to be so close that neither of you can tell ends from beginnings. And when he finally, finally sinks into your warmth—with chests pressed flushed and fingers tangled and lips colliding—it’s as close a thing to reaching singularity as two corporeal beings can manage.

Tender hands keep you close in a display that’s well at odds with the way he fucks into you. It’s not the speed that makes his strokes punishing, but the depth; he pulls out nearly to his tip only to sheathe himself completely in a move that could almost be called vicious if it wasn’t so obvious that you’re enjoying the treatment. His hips roll and grind with a practiced ease that pulls the prettiest sounds from your throat, especially when he digs his thick head into that place that leaves you seeing stars. But even with as cute as he thinks you sound, you’ll always be convinced that Asahi sounds just as good if not better.

He’s always been a vocal thing in bed, something that he found wholly embarrassing before you had assured him that you were very much okay with it. Grunts and groans, sighs and moans, babbles and whines—it’s entirely impossible for him to keep quiet–

“How could I ever when you’re so damn good, baby? You look good, feel good, taste good, sound good… You’re… You’re so perfect, to me and for me…”

Even now—with you sweaty, mussed, and thoroughly fucked out—he tells you how beautiful you look in between pants, thanks the gods for bringing the pair of you together even as he tempts their wrath.

“Goddammit. I can’t get over—ahhh~, you wanting me just as much as I-I want you. Yo- Fuck! You feel so good, baby, you’re so good, love you so much…”

He’s completely gone at this point, no longer fully aware of what it is he’s saying but meaning every word of it nonetheless. His lexicon steadily winnows itself down until all there is left is your name and “I love you”, the refrain falling from his lips with all the reverence of a prayer.

With the end so close in sight he bears down on you more fully, his bulky body all but flattening you against the mattress at your back as he drops his head down to nestle into the curve between your shoulder and neck. His tongue follows its length, savoring the salty tang of your sweat before his teeth nip at the thin skin that sits just behind your jaw. The slight sting leaves you hissing out and clinching at his cock even tighter which in turn sees him burrowing more deeply into you with a groan that almost sounds pained.

“‘M close sweetheart,” the words are breathed directly against your ear, making you shiver, “so fuckin’ close, and you are too—can feel you, mmm, clamping down on me good. Gonna fill you up, pretty boy, but I need you to cum for me first.”

You’re not sure which flusters you more—the praise or the promise. Either way your core tenses at the words, the coil in your belly growing tighter and tighter as your hips work against one another. Asahi arches away from you just enough to take your neglected cock in hand; his strokes are hard and fast, matching up with the frantic way he pounds into your ass, and you damn near scream at the added pleasure it brings.

It’s all so much—too much—but it’s so, so good, and you’re so, so close…

It only takes a few more pumps before you’re shattering beneath him. Pleasure like lightning skitters along your nerves to set you alight from scalp to sole, with your body arching and bucking as much as the one above it will allow for. Your nails dig into the muscles of his back nearly hard enough to break skin and the sting of it coupled with your pulsing walls is the thing that sees your man meeting his own end. Asahi can’t seem to stop the canting of his hips any more than he can control the deep, haggard sounds that claw their way up from his chest and out of his throat. He fucks you both through your orgasms, hissing all the while as the beginning of over-stimulation starts to set in.

When his body finally stills he nearly collapses on you, but he catches himself on shaky arms at the last second. With his back bowed, eyes pinched shut, and lips trembling he almost looks like a supplicant hovering over you, and maybe he is—hell, you both are. You never fail to reduce one another to thralls when you’re together like this; just needy, mindless beings whose only real concern is your shared pleasure.

You both suck in a sharp breath when he finally pulls out. Ignoring the feeling of your combined juices oozing out of you in a thick stream, you cuddle up to the body that has finally flopped down beside you. Asahi gives you a blissed out little smile before tipping his head towards you for a kiss. Even now you can still taste hints of yourself on his tongue and it leaves you greedily sucking at the slick muscle. He hums at the feeling before breaking away with a sound that’s caught somewhere between a whine and a pant.

“____, baby, you can’t– Fuck. If you do things like that you’re gonna get me going again, and I don’t think either of us have the energy for that.”

The roll of your chuckle is a dark and dangerous thing. “Mmm, speak for yourself, sweetheart.”

You rise then, smirking as you swing a leg over him so that you’re straddling his waist. Asahi blanches a bit at the sight because he knows that look and everything that comes with it far too well. His stuttering reply of “B-baby” is cut short by another kiss that leaves him whimpering into your mouth.

“Shh-shhh, sweet boy—let me take care of you.”

He flushes deeply at your words, his eyes dropping down and away in a display of embarrassment that just won’t do.

Your hands move to cradle his head then as you force him to meet your stare. So cute, you think as you watch the way his eyelids flutter when your thumbs stroke over the rosy apples of his cheeks. Aloud, “You were so good to me, so it’s only fair, yeah?”

“Yuh-yeah,” he begins, a thick swallow punctuating the statement, “guess so.”

“Good. I’m so glad we agree…”

As you kiss your way across planes of lightly tanned skin and beautifully sculpted muscle—reveling in the sighs and trembling twitches that your ministrations induce—you both know that tonight is destined to be a long one in the best of ways.

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[guava-jarritos]

so i get to work and seemingly everything is normal, maybe with the exception of

He™ called me a different nickname than normal? couldn’t hear what it was but whatever i couldn’t care less about what He calls me i’m happy just knowing it’s a fond nickname right

so then my normal manager wasn’t in today (i knew he wasn’t gonna be) but stand in manager sent me down to His section to work? and i love that! it’s not only Him down there i have a bunch of work friends down there too so it was a blast

but so then He goes

“i been seeing you with that lipstick? lipstick n everything, pictures on facebook”

which like whatever yeah we’re friends on facebook it’s gonna happen EXCEPT i realized like five minutes later that i’ve worn lipstick like three times in a full year, only once this calendar year, and i haven’t posted any pictures of me in makeup in at LEAST a year? so He either

doesn’t know what makeup looks like

went back to at-least-a-year-old pictures of mine

went back to YEARS old pictures of mine where i’m wearing really fun,? and distinctive makeup?? like blue and purple lipstick and shit

so don’t know if that’s wonderful or terrifying

BUT THEN

work friend C comes up to me while working, and he’s real chatty, so nothing unusual? and i was gonna ask him what he thought about previous situation, until he goes

“so someone here has a crush on you”

like BRO that’s... revolutionary

and it turns out it’s another work friend kinda, B, and i’m actually kinda real soft about it bc he’s really really nice and C said that he wouldn’t stop talking about me all last week and i’ve never?? had an actually nice person like me before?? they’ve all been creeps?? or just wanted sex?? i’m alksjsjs Soft

even tho idk if i actually like him or not, and like sure he’s kinda cute maybe but i’m not really. attracted? he’s v white and like i said little cute and very nice but also 🤷🏻‍♀️

but then He came back to my truck later ?? all

“so now that we’re friends on facebook you know my secret, huh” (??) “that i rap and shit?” (oooohhh yeah yeah)

bc He DOES and He’s always posting videos and He’s actually real good but besides the point, we were talking about that for a little bit, and then He just. changes the conversation. asked the question i’ve been dreading

“....how old are you?”

(20)

“.... awwww SHIIIIT you’re just a BABY !! lil infant !!!”

while obviously not? the exact answer i wanted? also not mad bc it’s fond friendly teasing and i DIE for that shit from Him

but then had to move to different truck and things carried on, C kept popping in and talking about B, which, side note,

C is honestly an AMAZING wingman like all day he’d just keep showing up with another nice thing to say about B

“and look i would’ve have even told you at all if he wasn’t one of the nicest people here”

“he’s shy as shit though so if you wanna talk to you you’ll probably have to initiate he’s chickening out right now” (what, like IM not shy as shit??) “well yeah but once you get to know you you’re real talkative!”

which. true. but THEN He comes up to my new truck AGAIN and is fuckin like,,,

“so the other day my homie was like. ‘yo why she lookin at you like that’ when you were goin into work? he’s like ‘yeah she gave you a LOOK’”

WHICH ASKKSKSJSGA WHY U RATTING ME OUT WHY U IN MY BUSINESS LET ME BE HORNY AND CRUSHING IN P E A C E 😭😭

but He CONTINUES

“and i was like ‘nah, she’s young, man, i don’t wanna fuck up her life? like we gotta chill before i mess up her head’”

and this whole time He’s still kinda laughing about it and idk how to react!! i’ve just been exposed!! so i’m laughing and grinning too bc that’s what i ALWAYS do when He’s right there but inside i’m AAAAAAAAAAA WTF WTF WTF right

and then He LEFT FOR ANOTHER TRUCK and left me to wallow in my (what the FUCK DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN, MAN) like BRO what do you MEAN are you saying that if i WEREN’T young you’d be into it?? is “we gotta chill” your way of letting me down easy bc you do like me around?? is “we gotta chill before” your way of saying you don’t wanna mess up my head, which, very appreciated,?? or that you wanna chill BEFORE you do anything?? worst case imagined is that your way of saying you’re not going to talk to me anymore????????? like bro i stg if you don’t talk to me anymore i will CRY

and it’s chill since then ig it doesn’t appear to be worst case imagined he still yelled

“lil b!!”

when he looked in my truck at the end of the night

but basically i’m a bundle of wtf nerves help

HIS FRIEND FUCKING RATTED ME OUT IM ALSLJSJSK