#gulp time to tag

[bfdiwoody]

hi

[mx-hyperfixation]

Time Bastard!!

tick-tock teddy-bear!

fuckass goat encounters worlds silliest loser (Gone wrong!! (Gone tragic))/j

hguh I loved this one sm I didn’t expect to be sobbing I thought it would be silly but noooghhhh TED my beloathed/beloved tedddd.. ted

2 hours 34 mins, procreate and get this, 3364 strokes wowie

[mokagachas]

alrighty thats enough ( low polys your mostima )

[kathegoose]

the normal and gooseful goose

separate thangs💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[jenevipcoraz]

their interaction to me

[withersun-fanblog]

thinking about the parallel life heathers au and i've rewatched the original movie twice in the last few days so i wanted to yap about all of my reasonings in one post for my ideas for who would be who when i first brought it up to robin!!

ghost/jason dean - it honestly just MAKES SENSE i fear. ghost and his constant murder spree after he turned red??? jd and the immediate "oh yeah lets kill these guys" after the first death (chandler) in heathers??? same person right there. but what really sealed the deal on this was when ghost mentioned that if it was him and tibby in the end he was gonna blow himself up. sound familiar? yeah.

tibby/veronica sawyer - partner in crime!! whisps as the two main characters is fire duhh!! the main point i was gonna make here ended up getting put in e's section of this post instead oops but either way it just makes sense with ghost as jd :3 i can go into more depth on this sometime in the future... (i paused and came back to write tibby's bullet point last and yapped too much to where i forgot my points for this one. oops...)

charlie/martha dunnstock - in the musical, martha is veronica's best friend - this isn't so much represented in the movie, but i wanted to include it anyway. while tibby and charlie didnt talk much until the last two episodes, they were still soulbound. its kind of like how veronica rarely spoke to martha after being indoctrinated into the heathers' group.

e/heather chandler - ngl. im so biased on making e chandler. or at least i was when i started this... then it started actually making so much sense! someone correct me if im wrong, but i remember someone mentioning tibby wanting to be the one to take e out of the series in parallel life, which in this case it matches up pretty well, what with veronica and jd killing heather c via drain cleaning fluid. but also, e is just a bad bitch in general like??? they have that aura y'know?? (/pos) this also all started lining up pretty well once i started thinking about the other heathers which i'll explain in their sections instead

crow/heather mcnamara - DUDE!! CROW IS JUST MCNAMARA. LIKE PERIOD. okay but seriously like what with e taking in crow after ghost killed her the second time in ep 3, and crow basically becoming e's, for lack of better words, lackey (via lovebombing oh god the toxic yuri gulp) it just makes sense. and honestly?? lifeboat from the musical?? it REALLY gives off crow vibes in ep 3 when she's still trying to be with ghostfoam, and then again when ghost tells her she's part of the deal with e in ep 4. like?? "if i say the wrong thing or i wear the wrong outfit, they'll throw me right over the side" (lifeboat) honestly feels like it fits SO WELL with how ghost treated her like she was expendable?? like in ep 4 he says things along the lines of being able to kill crow at any moment SO MANY TIMES

mar/heather duke - i already went into a lot more detail on mar being duke in this ask, but my basis for it is from how ghost treated them the whole season. being neglected for someone else the whole time (chandler absolutely neglecting duke in the movie AND musical, even heavier in the movie) and then when given the chance trying to act like someone else to be above things and be liked. another thing i wanna add that i didnt say in the original ask about mar is when e basically took mar in for just a bit for the "broken hearts club" after picking up tibby and crow off the side of the road (post-whisp "breakup") which basically adds on to that heathers trio being a trio yknow??

pickle + emerald/kurt kelly + ram sweeney - lowkey?? originally i had no clue who to put as kurt/ram. but i also assigned this when i'd only watched ep 1 of pickle's pov, BUT i finally watched his pov last night! (its so good omfg) and honestly? kinda fits. like okay these guys got murdered when they werent even like doing anything via someone else's influence (lava trap influenced by the ghosts... ich lüge bullets... yeah!) i know pickle's final ep isnt out but yk using context clues from e's pov and all of that since e set the trap! obv most of the heathers narrative for kurt/ram doesnt work too well with anyone in parallel life but hey these guys had a whole bee birth scene in their house. close enough bro...

IM THINK IM YAPPING A BIT TOO MUCH OTHERWISE I'D BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT UM SEND ME ASKS ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS AU… also if anything on here is wrong let me know!!

we still have to find a way to work everyone else in but it'll happen eventually promise

[toothfairyinc]

at the renaissance fair straight up "unsheathing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my sword.

[zionanelequaso]

I think my finger slipped…

@claraknight

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

Hot take

You can gauge how much creative liberty Robert Eggers was granted in each movie by whether there are penises present.

[that-rand0m-pers0n]

Old gacha ocs😟

I redrew my old gacha ocs😓..I'm talking like 2020-21 gulps..

The silly billies

Gonna need to redraw ali because she looks a little chopped😰 but I remember I used to LOVE aikos design

They both used to be mascots for my old gacha channel (looks around sweating) they are no longer active anymore thank goodness there was some cringe on those things😟

Anyways toodles🗣

(Og pics of them under cut)

Gosh these cropped horrific..

[enden-k]

he gets to make coffee.....☕

[saxandviolins77]

Two thoughts about Red Alert that wouldn't fit my tags:

He uses a hybrid of an ergonomic keyboard and a mouse to increase his productivity. His personal computer has the alien equivalent of a Linux operating system for safety reasons. His computer doesn't have a UI so he can monitor his system at all times, and he navigates it all by coding, and yeah, his setup is done in a way that no one can use his computer without his help. Every single file on his computer is encrypted (this also includes files he shares with other Autobots.)

Unlike Grapple and Hoist, who are basically never seen apart, I personally think that Inferno and Red have very strict boundaries. What I want to say with that is that they're the type of old-married couple that sleeps on separate beds, has different television sets, and cooks separate meals because they have different tastes. They still do things in a way that they can at least look at each other, but yeah.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari i’m feeling crazy about oliver and paired with a daddy kink which is crazy cuckoo bananas bc ive been on here for four years now and never found it appealing like at all but something about oliver . it’s over. is oliover for me

😭😭😭😭 PLEAASE I WAS GONNA SAY.. when vic daddyfies someone rather than mommyfying ……. u know it’s serious . praying for ur mental health i fear it may be oliover for the both of us because all i can think abt is calling him that in hopes of getting him flustered but instead he has an awakening that’s more spiritual than sexual <///3333 DEEPLY sinister energies abt daddy kink oliver……. stay safe vic…….

[welcomebluemorning]

i finally found my unique ovject style!!

[m1lkt00th]

preview. i might have overestimated the amount of TEXT but thats the whole point i think

feedback appreciated

[goldfishontheceiling]

okay i might get stabbed with pitchforks for this but HEAR ME OUT

IF (and only if) Sierra was written differently, Coderra could've worked.

For example, if she was just written as someone with a TD hyperfixation (WITHOUT the whole stalking/harassing Cody thing) then it could've worked.

Cody clearly has some kind of problem with self esteem and/or neglect (ex: "I was born to be humiliated," "My own mom and dad forgot my birthday," "Alejandro! Against just me!," " I never expected to make it this far, as if I could ever win," etc). And canon!Sierra absolutely did not help with that. He went from not being cared about to being instantly lovebombed and touched when he didn't want to be. Nobody is getting out of that without some kind of damage.

But imagine a different Sierra. One who went from being super excited to meet her favorite celebrity to an ACTUAL FRIEND. One who RESPECTS HIS PRIVACY AND DOESN'T GO THROUGH HIS STUFF, OR DRUG HIM WITH "LOVE POTION TEA," ONE WHO DOESN'T TRY TO "RESTORE HIS BREATHING" IN NIAGRA BRAWLS.

ONE WHO CODY ISN'T AFRAID OF, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A REASON TO BE.

IMAGINE A SIERRA WHO HE BEFRIENDS OVER THE COURSE OF THE SEASON INSTEAD OF ONE HE GOES FROM BEING AFRAID OF TO SUDDENLY BEST FRIENDS WITH.

IMAGINE A SIERRA WHERE HER CHARACTER ARC IS LEARNING THAT CELEBRITIES AREN'T PERFECT. IMAGINE A SIERRA WHO GETS TO SHOW THE OTHERS SILLY INTERNET HUMOR. A SIERRA THAT WOULD MAKE CODERRA HEALTHY BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T BE FORCING HERSELF ONTO CODY.

IMAGINE A HEALTHY AND BALANCED CODERRA. ONE WHERE SIERRA GETS TO MAKE CODY BIRTHDAY CAKES AND CODY WRITES SONGS ABOUT THE TWO OF THEM. ONE WHERE SIERRA GETS SAD ABOUT HER PHONE BREAKING, NOT BECAUSE SHE'S OBSESSED WITH CODY, BUT BECAUASE THEY ALWAYS TEXT EACHOTHER GOODNIGHT OR SOME CHEESEY SHIT LIKE THAT.

Anyway I'm done rambling so can you PLEASE put the pitchforks away.