#gurjian hc

[rudzcrudz]

I like your idea of one of gurjins cousins being in in love with rian then getting there hopes crushed when rian and gurjin say they're together

that sounds like a story I would willingly read

It's a great idea

Ty!! That one would definitely be a doozy.

I'm probably not going to write this, since I tend to never finish fanfictions, but I will at least give some content!

(I put everything under the cut cause this is a giant ass post)

CHARACTER:

I imagine it to be either a he/him, or a he/they kinda guy, and his name would be something like Jengar (Zhenn-garr).

My idea is that he's just a bigger, better version of Gurjin (smarter-but a bit too confident-bigger, and buffer since I imagine he'd higher ranking than Gurjin as a castle guard. He's motivated to be better than Gurjin because he thinks he got this job easily since he's basically a prince), with his hair pulled back and trying to look all high and mighty--which, I mean, he is; maybe not personality wise, but self-made status-wise, and attire wise--with his better, heavier armor. And, hell- if this is in your AU, he might even be one of the male gelflings with wings. Unlike Rian, he takes very good care of them, and trains every day to get better at flying. It might not be a huge difference, but now he can carry lighter gelflings when he flies.

I imagine he has longer hair than Gurjian, that he usually keeps up in a fancy knot for convenience. He would have two bumps on the edges of his eyebrows, (he doesn't have any, but uhh I don't really know if it's called something else if you don't have eyebrows tbh.) and one on each side at the start of them. He also has a big ass forehead, which has two slightly large bumps-almost like horns, which I imagine he would be mocked for as a childling.

MEETING:

For as to how they met, I'd like for it to be in the castle, before Gurjin and Rian are together. Jengar worked hard for his position as a higher-up (is trusted with leading the lords to the tithing ceremony at times, and has the lower guards saddle his ride for him) so he's been a guard longer than Rian & Gurjin, which he would've been working as a guard for around 5-10 years. I also imagine that he's a few years older than the two.

Now, they wouldn't have much time to sit around and chat, other than on their break, but even then Jengar would prefer to sit back and admire him. They would slowly start to become friends, and actually have a lot of chemistry with each other. I could see a moment where it seems like Rian feels the same way, after Jengar picks Rian up so they can glide somewhere (with the idea that Rian is still hiding his wings and/or they're still small and torn up) which makes the two of them quite flustered.

Confession/final thoughts....

I feel like when Jengar finally gets the confidence to confess his feelings, Rian would tell him that him and Gurjin have started dating, and he's talking about it so happily that Jengar-at first-wouldn't want to ruin the moment... until he takes a moment to think: "what a minute... Gurjin.. you mean my cousin?" Obviously, he's jealous by Rian just da5ing anyone other than him, but it's even worse that it's Gurjin-one of the relatives he hates the most, literally like the whole reason he vowed to work for everything and to not be "privileged" like Gurjin was. (He wasn't, btw.... people just like Gurjin more)

This would be the last straw for him, and the angry thoughts would get too much for him and he'd either start ignoring Rian, slowly breaking away from him, OR; he'd immediately lash out, cursing him for seemingly no reason, blaming him for not "falling for me first!" and "not appreciating" all the things he's done for him.

ENDINGS:

(Canon-compliant) Overall, he'd hate Rian so much that he would be on the skeksis' side that he would plot to turn Rian in, lying to him and telling him he's on his side and saying he believes him, only to turn him in to the skeksis. (For convenience reasons, instead of being immediately drained, he would be put in the cell for a night or so before being drained-maybe to get him to confess if he had told anyone about Mira's death, which they're just BFFs in this AU.) Gurjin would hear about this (maybe from Jengar himself) and go down in the middle of the night to bust him out, not caring if he's even right or not.

(Non-canon compliant) If Rian and Gurjin were to have a baby.... oh my god. He'd hate that baby so damn much, because it resembles the love that the two have together-something he'll never get because he's so resentful. This would either make him quit being a castle guard, or work even harder to get promoted. If he worked hard enough to get into a captain position, he'd fire the two.. immediately. Or just Rian, and Gurjin would be so mad, he'd quit too.

They would obviously get other jobs, but what? I don't know. Rian might take to training any gelflings how to use a sword, or even just a job teaching childlings. I could see Gurjin either becoming a cook, or rejoining his clan's guard. (Whichever path he chose, Gurjin would still be the one who cooks! He can make a mean stew... whether ot not his kids actuslly like it is up for debate)

Jesus christ this is such a long post I might as well have written a fucking fanfiction 😭😭 LMAOO

[dragonladdie]

I feel like Rian would call Gurjin cute petnames and he would simply go into factory reset

[rudzcrudz]

GURJIAN WEDDING (all ideas from the wonderful @gurjian-mostly !!!!)

Rian in a wedding dress with double D's below

I don't want to color this personally, but if anyone else wants to, knock yourself out idc LMAO

I couldn't take a very good pic of the second one, I have super shaky hands 😔

[rudzcrudz]

What do you think of the idea of jengar proposing to rian at rian and gurjins wedding and starting up so much fucking unnecessary drama

OHHH MY GOS THIS IS SO FICKING FUNNY LMAOAOOAO ABBBBSOLUTELYYYYYYY YHIS WOULD HAPPEN 1000000%

Or, he would propose during like either the dance, or when everyone's making a toast. I think a toast is funnier, (and harder to watch) because when he picks up the mic (or taps his glass... I don't think they have mics in Thra LMAO) everyone's thinking like; oh, he must be making a toast to congratulate them, and apologize for being such an ass.... but no. To everyone's horror, he absolutely did not. He would have a dull-blown confession, with his mother proudly sitting next to him, and his sister awkwardly at the food bar.

This is so, so funny because it would totally happen, like I could either see Jengar giving Rian a little pep talk before he walks down the isle, (which actually works! It makes him feel a lot better, and he actually appreciated Jengar for doing it.... until Jengar continued speaking.) and then Jengar confesses his love, kind of a "run away with me! I've always loved you," kind of thing, which would cause a lot of chaos behind the scenes.

[rudzcrudz]

Thinking about double D Rian boobies thanks to a post that @/Gurjianonly made. (don't want you to get a million notifications from me mentioning you in every other post LMAO)

[rudzcrudz]

NOT TO MENTION THE RACISM!!!!! 💀

I think Stonewood & Drenchen have the most beef, so Jengar would already have all these stereotypes and expectations in his mind about Stonewoods, so when he meets Rian he has the "well, I guess they aren't all bad" and the "I'm being so (awesome/woke.. if that's even a thing in Thra LMAO/understanding) for even being friends with him". So, when he statts hating Rian, he throws all of that out the window and starts being even more racist towards Stonewood gelfling.

I like your idea of one of gurjins cousins being in in love with rian then getting there hopes crushed when rian and gurjin say they're together

that sounds like a story I would willingly read

It's a great idea

Ty!! That one would definitely be a doozy.

I'm probably not going to write this, since I tend to never finish fanfictions, but I will at least give some content!

CHARACTER:

I imagine it to be either a he/him, or a he/they kinda guy, and his name would be something like Jengar (Zhenn-garr).

My idea is that he's just a bigger, better version of Gurjin (smarter-but a bit too confident-bigger, and buffer since I imagine he'd higher ranking than Gurjin as a castle guard. He's motivated to be better than Gurjin because he thinks he got this job easily since he's basically a prince), with his hair pulled back and trying to look all high and mighty--which, I mean, he is; maybe not personality wise, but self-made status-wise, and attire wise--with his better, heavier armor. And, hell- if this is in your AU, he might even be one of the male gelflings with wings. Unlike Rian, he takes very good care of them, and trains every day to get better at flying. It might not be a huge difference, but now he can carry lighter gelflings when he flies.

I imagine he has longer hair than Gurjian, that he usually keeps up in a fancy knot for convenience. He would have two bumps on the edges of his eyebrows, (he doesn't have any, but uhh I don't really know if it's called something else if you don't have eyebrows tbh.) and one on each side at the start of them. He also has a big ass forehead, which has two slightly large bumps-almost like horns, which I imagine he would be mocked for as a childling.

MEETING:

For as to how they met, I'd like for it to be in the castle, before Gurjin and Rian are together. Jengar worked hard for his position as a higher-up (is trusted with leading the lords to the tithing ceremony at times, and has the lower guards saddle his ride for him) so he's been a guard longer than Rian & Gurjin, which he would've been working as a guard for around 5-10 years. I also imagine that he's a few years older than the two.

Now, they wouldn't have much time to sit around and chat, other than on their break, but even then Jengar would prefer to sit back and admire him. They would slowly start to become friends, and actually have a lot of chemistry with each other. I could see a moment where it seems like Rian feels the same way, after Jengar picks Rian up so they can glide somewhere (with the idea that Rian is still hiding his wings and/or they're still small and torn up) which makes the two of them quite flustered.

Confession/final thoughts....

I feel like when Jengar finally gets the confidence to confess his feelings, Rian would tell him that him and Gurjin have started dating, and he's talking about it so happily that Jengar-at first-wouldn't want to ruin the moment... until he takes a moment to think: "what a minute... Gurjin.. you mean my cousin?" Obviously, he's jealous by Rian just da5ing anyone other than him, but it's even worse that it's Gurjin-one of the relatives he hates the most, literally like the whole reason he vowed to work for everything and to not be "privileged" like Gurjin was. (He wasn't, btw.... people just like Gurjin more)

This would be the last straw for him, and the angry thoughts would get too much for him and he'd either start ignoring Rian, slowly breaking away from him, OR; he'd immediately lash out, cursing him for seemingly no reason, blaming him for not "falling for me first!" and "not appreciating" all the things he's done for him.

ENDINGS:

(Canon-compliant) Overall, he'd hate Rian so much that he would be on the skeksis' side that he would plot to turn Rian in, lying to him and telling him he's on his side and saying he believes him, only to turn him in to the skeksis. (For convenience reasons, instead of being immediately drained, he would be put in the cell for a night or so before being drained-maybe to get him to confess if he had told anyone about Mira's death, which they're just BFFs in this AU.) Gurjin would hear about this (maybe from Jengar himself) and go down in the middle of the night to bust him out, not caring if he's even right or not.

(Non-canon compliant) If Rian and Gurjin were to have a baby.... oh my god. He'd hate that baby so damn much, because it resembles the love that the two have together-something he'll never get because he's so resentful. This would either make him quit being a castle guard, or work even harder to get promoted. If he worked hard enough to get into a captain position, he'd fire the two.. immediately. Or just Rian, and Gurjin would be so mad, he'd quit too.

They would obviously get other jobs, but what? I don't know. Rian might take to training any gelflings how to use a sword, or even just a job teaching childlings. I could see Gurjin either becoming a cook, or rejoining his clan's guard. (Whichever path he chose, Gurjin would still be the one who cooks! He can make a mean stew... whether ot not his kids actuslly like it is up for debate)

Jesus christ this is such a long post I might as well have written a fucking fanfiction 😭😭 LMAOO

[rudzcrudz]

@gurjianonly 💝

A little doodle comic-also exploring what they all might look like. Of course, it's just a doodle, so not all designs are finalized and I may or may not actually draw them.

This scene was just so funny to imagine 😭😭 it had to be put on paper.

Gurjin, I feel like, would be half expecting this. He never thought it was a good idea to invite Jengar, and he had tried to convince Rian not to, but Rian didn't want anyone to feel excluded or any "bad blood". (Even though Jengar already acted like he hates them.....) Gurjin might even accidentally predict the future, joking that "Hey, just be careful inviting him. You remember ho whe had a thing for you? He might bring a ring of his own," and it would be x2 as embarrassing if Jengar actuslly did bring a ring to propose with, LMAO.

I still think that his sister came not knowing any of this, (what do we think about naming her Anya??🤨) and really only came for the free food since she isn't close with Gurjin (even though she's his cousin-yk, I keep forgetting they're related like that) or Rian.

Bonus: imagine him sneaking back during the dance (like an hour after being dragged out by Ordon) for one last chance.... LMAO 😭😭😭 never gotten more second hand embarrassment from an OC before.

What do you think of the idea of jengar proposing to rian at rian and gurjins wedding and starting up so much fucking unnecessary drama

OHHH MY GOS THIS IS SO FICKING FUNNY LMAOAOOAO ABBBBSOLUTELYYYYYYY YHIS WOULD HAPPEN 1000000%

Or, he would propose during like either the dance, or when everyone's making a toast. I think a toast is funnier, (and harder to watch) because when he picks up the mic (or taps his glass... I don't think they have mics in Thra LMAO) everyone's thinking like; oh, he must be making a toast to congratulate them, and apologize for being such an ass.... but no. To everyone's horror, he absolutely did not. He would have a dull-blown confession, with his mother proudly sitting next to him, and his sister awkwardly at the food bar.

This is so, so funny because it would totally happen, like I could either see Jengar giving Rian a little pep talk before he walks down the isle, (which actually works! It makes him feel a lot better, and he actually appreciated Jengar for doing it.... until Jengar continued speaking.) and then Jengar confesses his love, kind of a "run away with me! I've always loved you," kind of thing, which would cause a lot of chaos behind the scenes.