#if anyone writes this... tag me pls omg

[rudzcrudz]

I like your idea of one of gurjins cousins being in in love with rian then getting there hopes crushed when rian and gurjin say they're together

that sounds like a story I would willingly read

It's a great idea

Ty!! That one would definitely be a doozy.

I'm probably not going to write this, since I tend to never finish fanfictions, but I will at least give some content!

(I put everything under the cut cause this is a giant ass post)

CHARACTER:

I imagine it to be either a he/him, or a he/they kinda guy, and his name would be something like Jengar (Zhenn-garr).

My idea is that he's just a bigger, better version of Gurjin (smarter-but a bit too confident-bigger, and buffer since I imagine he'd higher ranking than Gurjin as a castle guard. He's motivated to be better than Gurjin because he thinks he got this job easily since he's basically a prince), with his hair pulled back and trying to look all high and mighty--which, I mean, he is; maybe not personality wise, but self-made status-wise, and attire wise--with his better, heavier armor. And, hell- if this is in your AU, he might even be one of the male gelflings with wings. Unlike Rian, he takes very good care of them, and trains every day to get better at flying. It might not be a huge difference, but now he can carry lighter gelflings when he flies.

I imagine he has longer hair than Gurjian, that he usually keeps up in a fancy knot for convenience. He would have two bumps on the edges of his eyebrows, (he doesn't have any, but uhh I don't really know if it's called something else if you don't have eyebrows tbh.) and one on each side at the start of them. He also has a big ass forehead, which has two slightly large bumps-almost like horns, which I imagine he would be mocked for as a childling.

MEETING:

For as to how they met, I'd like for it to be in the castle, before Gurjin and Rian are together. Jengar worked hard for his position as a higher-up (is trusted with leading the lords to the tithing ceremony at times, and has the lower guards saddle his ride for him) so he's been a guard longer than Rian & Gurjin, which he would've been working as a guard for around 5-10 years. I also imagine that he's a few years older than the two.

Now, they wouldn't have much time to sit around and chat, other than on their break, but even then Jengar would prefer to sit back and admire him. They would slowly start to become friends, and actually have a lot of chemistry with each other. I could see a moment where it seems like Rian feels the same way, after Jengar picks Rian up so they can glide somewhere (with the idea that Rian is still hiding his wings and/or they're still small and torn up) which makes the two of them quite flustered.

Confession/final thoughts....

I feel like when Jengar finally gets the confidence to confess his feelings, Rian would tell him that him and Gurjin have started dating, and he's talking about it so happily that Jengar-at first-wouldn't want to ruin the moment... until he takes a moment to think: "what a minute... Gurjin.. you mean my cousin?" Obviously, he's jealous by Rian just da5ing anyone other than him, but it's even worse that it's Gurjin-one of the relatives he hates the most, literally like the whole reason he vowed to work for everything and to not be "privileged" like Gurjin was. (He wasn't, btw.... people just like Gurjin more)

This would be the last straw for him, and the angry thoughts would get too much for him and he'd either start ignoring Rian, slowly breaking away from him, OR; he'd immediately lash out, cursing him for seemingly no reason, blaming him for not "falling for me first!" and "not appreciating" all the things he's done for him.

ENDINGS:

(Canon-compliant) Overall, he'd hate Rian so much that he would be on the skeksis' side that he would plot to turn Rian in, lying to him and telling him he's on his side and saying he believes him, only to turn him in to the skeksis. (For convenience reasons, instead of being immediately drained, he would be put in the cell for a night or so before being drained-maybe to get him to confess if he had told anyone about Mira's death, which they're just BFFs in this AU.) Gurjin would hear about this (maybe from Jengar himself) and go down in the middle of the night to bust him out, not caring if he's even right or not.

(Non-canon compliant) If Rian and Gurjin were to have a baby.... oh my god. He'd hate that baby so damn much, because it resembles the love that the two have together-something he'll never get because he's so resentful. This would either make him quit being a castle guard, or work even harder to get promoted. If he worked hard enough to get into a captain position, he'd fire the two.. immediately. Or just Rian, and Gurjin would be so mad, he'd quit too.

They would obviously get other jobs, but what? I don't know. Rian might take to training any gelflings how to use a sword, or even just a job teaching childlings. I could see Gurjin either becoming a cook, or rejoining his clan's guard. (Whichever path he chose, Gurjin would still be the one who cooks! He can make a mean stew... whether ot not his kids actuslly like it is up for debate)

Jesus christ this is such a long post I might as well have written a fucking fanfiction 😭😭 LMAOO

[neoheros]

the miya household is always the go-to household for all kinds of celebrations alike. you name it: birthdays, anniversaries, friday night dinners – check, check, check.

atsumu has always grown up in a home where his mom would host the parties for all her grown-up friends, and he’d always be the type of teenager to hide away in his room until the last of the guests finally leave.

it was a silly thing to do looking back on it now, but that was the old miya household.

in the new miya household (population: you and your husband), the two of you can’t just hide away in your broom closet until the last of the guests leave — it is your apartment after all.

at first, it was the big things: msby jackal’s celebration of their first tournament win (where hinata broke a window because he claims bokuto pushed him into it) or akaashi’s job promotion party (where the champagne bottle was so unfortunately aimed that when the corkscrew came flying, it hit the other non-broken window).

two broken windows later, it eventually died down to the little things: small get-togethers, a friend too intoxicated to drive needing a place to stay, or one of your favorites: friday night dinners.

“we’re home!”

there’s the sound of shuffling keys and shoes being taken off at the doorway, rustling of brown paper bags and footsteps.

you pop your head out from the kitchen and it isn’t a surprise at all to you when you see all four of your best friends (one being your husband) standing by your door way, all adorned with cheeky smiles and chinese takeout.

you call to them, “coats here, everybody!”

hinata goes over to you first, still as sweet as ever, and gives you a tight embrace (the same one he gives you every friday night), and you take his coat with a light smile on your face.

bokuto gives you his coat next, paired with an embrace of his own, your smile widens as you immediately recognize the coat you bought him for christmas last year, well and taken care of.

sakusa isn’t wearing a coat or a jacket tonight but still, he approaches you next to the coat stand anyway, and he embraces you just for seeing you again tonight, saying “thank you for having us”.

when you married atsumu, you didn’t realize you weren’t only marrying into his family, but his friends as well.

“you guys just missed samu, he dropped by for a weekly restock.” you tell them, pointing to the plastic bag on the table filled to the brim with the onigiri you’ve learned to love so much.

shoyo plops down on his usual spot on the sofa, “man, i wish onigiri miya personally delivered to my house too.”

“not to mention free of charge.” you add – proud.

he sinks deeper into his seat, “that’s just not fair.”

you seat farthest from tv, on the edge of the table and by the armrest, a seat empty next to yours as you wait for your husband.

“sorry sho,” you shrug, not sorry at all, smug smile on your face and you say, “it’s simply the perks of having the owner of onigiri miya as your brother.”

“that is such a lie.” atsumu rolls his eyes, and he takes his assigned seat next to you, hand immediately finding yours once he gets close enough. “i am also his brother — twin, even! — and i do not get half as much the perks you get.”

“well.” sakusa sits across from you, “i can understand that.”

and bokuto, in between sakusa and hinata, nods, “yep.”

“i can’t believe i’m getting bullied in my own damn home.” atsumu grumbles, and he stabs his broccoli on his plate with a fork.

you tease him, “you can’t?”

the rest of the evening feels warm. the windows are open to let in the fresh air of the streets of japan, the hustling and bustling of the bypassers outside your apartment building easily drowned out by the warm conversation shared in the warm flat.

( “no more hoisin sauce?” bokuto asks, digging around the stack of empty paperbags, fork in his mouth as he talks.

sakusa replies, barely looking up from the movie on the tv set, “sorry, finished it.”

and bokuto says, casually, “i’ll bring some over tomorrow. you guys need a restock anyway.” )

the five of you, sat down on the living room in front of the television, sharing mindlessly stories about your day, laughter and insults and compliments shared as food is passed around.

atsumu takes the red peppers from your dish as you laugh at something hinata says, he remembers - always - red peppers make you sneeze, so it goes unsaid that he takes them.

he does this so often that sometimes he doesn’t even realize it. he does this so often that he’s probably done it over a hundred times by now — like it’s part of him, like a habit.

you take some of your chow mein and place it on his plate, he doesn’t ask you for any, but you give him some anyway. you don’t even look at him as you do so, like it’s completely second nature for your hand to give him some of his favorite noodles and you don’t even have to think about it — like it’s part of you, like a habit.

“so, what time’s the game tomorrow?” you ask, and suddenly he’s out of his thoughts and back on the living room couch.

hinata looks to you, excited, “are you coming? it’s been so long since you last came to watch us.”

“well, depends on the time,” you tell them, “i’ve got a study group tomorrow in the morning.”

“study group?”

“i know right,” your shoulders fall, “our gen chem professor had us divided into study groups so we could easily catch up on her lessons.”

atsumu shrugs, “so? ditch ‘em.”

“i wish.” you sigh, “they’re the kind of people i just know wouldn’t have let me sit with them at the lunch table in high school.”

“oh, i know those people.” shoyo shakes his head, “had those people everywhere i went in junior high.”

you look at atsumu, “but you probably could have sat with them, you’ve got an aura like that — like you could be cool — but you’re not.”

that makes him roll his eyes, “who’s not cool? i am the coolest one in this table — and for yer information, i wouldn’t sit at any table ya weren’t welcome at.”

(sakusa nods at you, and bokuto says, “same here!” and hinata says, “me too!”)

“matter of fact,” you husband, offended at your doubt for him, continues, “i would flip that goddamn table.”

(and sakusa nods again, and bokuto says, “yup!” and hinata says, “definitely!)

your face feels warm, and you feel stupid for even bringing it up.

“you guys are silly.” you’re not as loud as earlier, but still, you say, “thanks.” and you bite back a smile.

“so…” shoyo grins at you, “ditch ‘em?”

“ditch ‘em!” bokuto repeats.

and for a second all of you look at sakusa, his turn to speak apparently, and he sighs, defeated, shoulders falling and he relents, and says, “fine. ditch ‘em.”

the three other guys cheer loudly and you roll your eyes.

“well, that makes four of us.” atsumu tells you, proud, “you’re outnumbered, honey.”

“fine.” you’re defeated, “i’ll ditch ‘em and come watch you guys play.” and the table erupts in cheers again, and you feel your heart become so full.

atsumu kisses your cheek and you swat him away.

“i’ll text natsu that you’re coming, she’s been pestering me over and over again when you’ll come next,” shoyo tells you, bright smile on his face.

bokuto nods, “i gotta tell akaashi too, maybe we can get everyone there like a reunion or something!”

and this makes you laugh, because, “you guys are acting like i haven’t come to watch you guys play in forever.”

and sakusa tells you, “it has been forever.”

“well, i guess a reunion or something would be kinda nice? we can have everyone come back here, bring out a few drinks.” you think out loud, relenting to the pleas of your oldest friends, and you can’t hold back a smile even if you wanted to.

“if anyone breaks a goddamn window in my home, everyone is getting charged the repair bill.”

the night ends quicker than you want it to, suddenly it’s 10 pm and the warm night starts to get colder.

“thank you for dinner, miyas.” bokuto tells you, grinning ear to ear as you walk him to the doorway, a barrage of shoes laid out on the floor, reminding you what a full house you have tonight.

you hand him his coat and his hat, and he embraces you tightly, one that you will never not return.

hinata comes up to you next, “thank you for dinner and please please please come tomorrow.”

“yes sho, i will be there.” you tell him lightly, and he embraces you as well (the same one he gives you every friday night).

the last to come up to you is sakusa, his hands already in his pockets, eyes tired and all. he doesn’t have a coat or a jacket, but he comes up to you anyway.

“thank you for having us.” he tells you, like he always does, and he gives you a short kiss on your right temple, like he always does, “it’s good to see you.”

you pat his arm, “you say that every friday night, omi.”

“what? no kiss for me?” atsumu calls from the side, arms crossed over his chest.

and sakusa replies, eyes narrowing, “never.”

(they have this conversation every single friday night.)

and just like that, all three of your guests for the night have left, leaving behind only two pairs of shoes left by the doorway — yours and your husband’s.

atsumu makes his way to you, his arms finding your waist immediately as he pulls you into his embrace, hugging you like it’s all he’s ever done correctly.

the apartment is quiet now with just you and him, and he loves this as much as he loves you.

“finally,” he tells you, smiling wantonly, “just us two.”

you smile back at him, “we have so many kids.”

and he nods, “even more tomorrow.”

your apartment, your home, it isn’t anything impressive, really. it’s not big or expensive or fancy, but for some reason, it’s always been the go-to place for everyone to have drinks at, for dinners to be shared, for windows to be broken.

“you really okay with that? the reunion thing here?” your husband asks you, his tone gentle, “its okay if you’re not, we can just cancel on ‘em. have the night to ourselves.”

you raise a brow, teasing, “and do what exactly?”

atsumu gives you a knowing grin, “i’ve got a list in mind.”

you laugh, “i bet you do.”

he comes closer to your face, “i can cross one off on it right now.”

and he kisses you then, the same way he does every single day of his life, the same way he plans to for a million years more.

you feel his smile melting into his kisses.

then he pulls away, smiling at you, voice gentle, cheeks pink, and heart full, “thank you for dinner, miya.”

you laugh again, and with the same amount of gentleness, you say back, “thank you for dinner, miya.”

atsumu knows you could never be unloved by him — you are too tangled in his mind, in his soul that you might as well take his heart entirely — it’s already full of you anyway, it has been since the day he’s met you.

“and no, we are not cancelling on them.” you tell him, pulling away, “i miss our friends and i know you do too.”

he tells you, “fine.” and he pulls you back in, nose close to yours, wide grin on his face as he takes you.

he wants to kiss you again, but to be fair, he wants to do that all of the time.

you give him a smile, “i’ll let you cross another thing off that list of yours if you do the dishes.”

and he groans, “you know omi already did them.”

“man, we have got to get lazier friends.”

“well, we can always call that study group of yours.”

(the two of you say friends, but it feels a whole lot more like family.)

together you and atsumu create a home filled with flowers, kindness, cozy pillows, and loud music. in your halls there is rest, good sex, good sleep, books, and dancing. there is space to be you, there is space to be him, there is space to be be the two of you, and there is love, there is love, there is love.

[secriden]

before the breaking of dawn (ao3)

Fandom: Love in the Air/LITA Pairing: Prapai/Sky Rating: Explicit Summary: “So, then, if I want,” Sky says slowly, carefully. He owes it to Prapai to be clear when his boyfriend is taking such painstaking care of him. “If I do want– would you want me to?”

Prapai searches his face, thumbs coming up to brush gently against the wetness on his cheeks. Something in Sky's eyes must finally settle the turmoil in his heart, because he nods slightly, then seems to breathe out all the tension in his spine. He catches one of Sky’s hands and brings it up to press a tender kiss to the thin, vulnerable skin of Sky's wrist.

“Of course, my Sky. I will always want you.”

Yeah, uh, this post wouldn't leave me alone, so. Here's 3k of Sky doing something about it.

[yoharrysaidshe]

Just had a wild ass dream that Mike Faist was in an art house musical (porn) film circa 1920s and the final dance number turned into a threesome between him and two other men(?) (the other one seemed like a very gender nonconforming drag performer and it's what drew in Mike's character and the gnc character clocked his tea bad that he wasn't as straight as he was trying to come off as lmao) and it ended up with mike showing his hairy hole to the camera and me rewinding it multiple times to review said hole in dream wow c'est la vie

[yougavememyopia]

YOU WRITE CRYING MEN SO WELL ITS CRAZY ☹️🙏🙏 CAN WE PLS PLS PLS GET SMUT FOR CRYBABY!YANDERE OMG

Of course :) Pt.1. Pt.2.

Tags: oral (reader receiving), pillow humping, mommy kink (a bit obvious lol), poor communication

Yandere crybaby, who, despite all of his perverted fantasies, would be shy to take things further with you. You'd have to coax it out of him with gentle reassurance. Petting the top of his head, kissing his pouty lips, nibbling on his neck. Slowly drawing lewd whimpers and whines from him. Slowly making him rock hard for you.

But then, at the last frustrating second, where you start to take off his shirt, he'd stop you. Embarrassment with a mix of insecurity in his eyes. Choked up tears and weak excuses muttered from his lips making your heart flutter at the sight of his beet-redded face. Your fingers wiped his cheek, his lips planting kisses against your palm in return. Taking a few seconds to calm down his breathing, he bore his eyes into yours.

"We don't have to do anything you aren’t comfortable with, honey."

Your kind words eased him. But he knew you were bound to get tired of him being a pathetic crying mess. Truth was, he was scared— afraid that you'll hate him if you saw what was underneath his clothes. Afraid that if he didn't satisfy you, you would surely get rid of him. Leave him all alone to rot. Be with someone who was far better than him.

He couldn't let that happen.

"No, hic... You need relief. I-I can do this! I don't want you to be unsatisfied... Hic! I don't want you to go to anyone else for this. I want you to only look at me. Love me. Only me."

He got down between your legs. Rubbing your knees as he gulped, swallowing the saliva that wanted to spill. He felt sweaty. His heart drummed against his ears as tears fell from his eyes.

"Are you sure?" You confirmed it with him one last time, unable to say no to his cute, innocent face. He sniffled as he nodded enthusiastically. He wanted to do this. Not only because he could finally taste you, but also to make himself useful. He wanted to be good for you. He craved your approval; he needed it to survive.

He felt nervous. He had no idea what to do when you hesitantly pulled down your underwear. Just staring at your private...

His pants already creamed just by the sight of your bare pussy. He bit his lip hard, hiding a whimper from the shock of pleasure traveling up his body. Blinking and blinking, the gears in his head turning.

Your brows furrowed in concern. "I don't think we should, um..."

You lost your train of thought when his shaky breaths fanned your mound. An unsure tongue licking the length of your sensitive front. His eyes closed in ecstasy. Already overwhelmed enough by all his other senses. Your familiar smell, your divine taste, your dripping flesh— all driving him crazier. The noise you made caused his stomach to churn.

He pulled away, rubbing his cheek to the soft plush of your thigh instead. "Mmgh, f-feels too good. I..." His hand covered a mewl. "I love you so much..."

"I love you too, baby. But it's not a big deal if you—"

You were cut off again, this time by a surge of good shock shooting through you. He delved in, started to eat you out like a starved man. Licking, sucking, nibbling. His hands grabbing your hips so he could push his tongue further into your hole. Sinful squelching noises filled the room. His nose pressing against your clit with each thrust of his tongue. He wasn't holding back any longer, hiding his face between your thighs.

He slowly began to move his hips. His poor overstimulated cock rubbing against the couch. Aroused again with a fever. His whole body burned. His eyes rolled to the back of his head while he kept going. Movements only getting rougher and faster while you placed your hand on top of his head. Holding his head and bucking into his mouth, chasing release.

You had no idea he could be like this. His docile attitude replaced with something feral. He was moaning like he was in pain. Feeding on your juices to quench his thirst. His hips bumped against the furniture as if he wasn't capable of controlling it. Tears ruining his pretty face even more.

It was only a matter of time before you finished. Your back arching and your toes curling with a loud groan. "Ahhh... Fuck, fuck! Where did all that come from?"

"I-I just want you to be happy... Did I make you happy? Was I good? Are you gonna stay with me? You won't abandon me... right?!"

You sighed, a small smile forming on your face. He clearly had some things to work out. Always needing constant comfort; begging for you to own him, capture him, claim him as yours. He wished he could say the words without tearing up. Ask you to tie him down to your bed and just play with his hair.

He got comfortable with your body. Learning to use his slender fingers and even started to make eye contact when he kitten-licked your sensitive nub. Sobbing happy tears when you slowly stroked his hair. He felt enveloped by your love. Surrounded by you.

The liquid streamed down to his chin. Cries of joy vibrating against your heat while he worked harder to drive you to the edge. Half-lidded eyes staring up at yours as his fingers slid in and out of you rhythmically.

"Such a good boy, aren't you, hon? Yes. Yes, you are. You're my good boy. Ah, fuck, I'm gonna—"

Sometimes, the best way to help him calm down was to let him cuddle up to your chest. Sitting on your lap, head under your shirt— engulfed by your sweet sweet smell— lips moving around your breasts. Licking hot stripes around your areola, sucking on your nipple like a pacifier.

He'd start to get more greedy for your approval. Asking if he did a good job for a basic task, like folding his clothes and putting them away. Or if he was a good boy for not crying when you went to the bathroom. He was adorable— looking at you like a lost child, wanting for you to take care of him.

He couldn't bear to be apart from you for even a moment. Pleading and pleading for you to stay when you wanted to hang out with your friends. You pecked his lips, "Be good, baby. I'll be back in 2 hours. Promise."

He whimpered when you pulled away from him. Yet obeying your words as he should. Plopping down to your shared bed to sniff your scent from the sheets. 2 hours, he could do that.

He started weep pathetically. The droplets soaking your blanket. He cried over far more stupid things than this. A crybaby. That was really all he was. He took your pillow, hugging it tightly as if it would disappear at any moment. His eyes closed shut. Whispering, "Haah... I wish you were hugging me... I wish you were here..."

He tried to be a good boy. Tried to keep himself in check. Tried oh-so hard to stop thinking about it. But eventually, the problem in his pants started to hurt. One of his trembling legs dropped over your pillow, while he found the rewarding angle that gave him the most friction. His hand sneaked into his pocket to grab a pair of hidden underwear, there in case of... emergencies.

You came back to your room to retrieve a forgotten item. Just at the right time— catching him grinding against your pillow mindlessly. Your underwear pressed tightly against his nose as he inhaled and exhaled a wail. Moaning louder and more high-pitched than you've ever heard.

"Nghh... m-mommy... Why...? Why did you have to— hic— leave your poor babyboy....?"

You grinned. The newfound information was a treasure. You always wondered if he was into that title. Too timid to talk to you about things like that. He was just adorable. You could hear how close he was when his voice shook. When he chanted your name as if it would ease the pain. Brows crumpled, and sweat rolled down the skin of his forehead.

"Mommy..." His tongue darted out to lick the heavenly taste off the fabric of your panties. His hips rutted to the pillow until a sad, unsatisfying orgasm hit him. He cried miserably. Nose stuffed while he breathed out whimpers. Drool mixed with other liquids pooled down to splatter the pillow. An unusual angry huff coming from his lips. "Why aren't you here?!? Whywhywhywhy!"

Only if he had opened his eyes.

[ladcedes]

lowkey - ln4

lando norris x reader

request Hi could you write a lando Norris x younger mexican/irish gf reader (21) fc (rae cambra )where they keep things private because she doesnt want hate and her instagram is private too and shes always seen with lando and they went on holiday together smau pls.

note first request ever omg... thank you so much for this anon! pretty sure whoever requested actually forgot abt it atp... im sooo sorry this took me like half a year to get to I actually never check my inbox 😭😭😭

set in the summer bcs why tf not!

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paddockwags lando norris and his girlfriend, yn ln, seen in monaco 📸

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starlandos how did they even meet bruh 😭

⤷ bownorris exactly she has like zero social media presence how are they even together

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amourln4 i give them another week 🥱

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f1.wagspot lando norris’ girlfriend, yn ln’s, instagram account revealed!

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favspiastri hold up does anyone think they meet through alex?? since they follow each other…

lncult WAITTT if u look back at some of alex’s posts u can find a glimpse of her

⤷ fourclaren so what she used her friend to get herself a famous bf? social climber 😒😐

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f1.wagspot lando norris spotted enjoying the sun with his girlfriend in mallorca ahead of the azerbaijan gp!

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4norrism are him and charles in the same place??

⤷ princeleclerc omg lando and charles vacation meetup?!?

silverstonel4n icb he’s stayed this long with a girl who’s so hidden from the spotlight

⤷ mcl4ren she’s so different from his past gfs it’s crazy

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yourusername when your schedules all line up >>>>

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alexandrasaintmleux bestie holidays ❤️

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⤷ yourusername cheers to more! 🥂

landonorris hope you liked your graduation gift ml ❤️

⤷ yourusername calling it a graduation gift really isn’t helping the allegations yk…

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landonorris trip finally made it out of the gc!

⤷ alex_albon stop trying to be relatable your trips always make it out of the gc. you're rich.

⤷ landonorris @.alex_albon then how come our golfing trips rarely happen :(

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⤷ yourusername @.georgerussell @.landonorris were you silent, or were you SILENCED

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landonorris sun’s out… summer break!

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ln4tion don’t be shy lando… finish the phrase 😁

⤷ formulamclaren fr when did this guy get pr training 😂😂

fourrari is this finally the official hard launch

⤷ gr63atest does it count as a hard launch if her face still isnt visible 😭😭

⤷ fourrari @.gr63atest 😭 at least we got confirmation tho

ladcedes keeping up with the 'comments as an author's note' tradition: I really hope this one meets expectations! I think it's a bit short but I didn't rly know what to do...

slightly suggestive bonus :]

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙they dont know me like my baby | CL16 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, secret relationship

warnings: none just fluff af

summary: in which you release a song to hard launch your relationship to the world

a/n: i LOVEEE smau it's so fun hope this lived up to the req expectations!!!! i rly enjoyed putting it together:)))

request!!!: smau for Charles whom he’s secretly been dating and they decide to hard launch their relationship by releasing a song together, we all know how much he likes music. Anyway, could you please use sabrina as face claim? I just really like her 💌

fc: sabrina carpenter

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yourusername making a little something

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user1 and by little you mean a whole album, right???

user2 OMGGG Y/N BACK IN THE STUDIO EVERYONE

gracieabrams ahhhhh i cant wait to hear it

yourusername YOU WILL SO SOON

user3 girl of my dreamsss

user4 I LVOE YOU

user5 we are gagging for new music pls pls pls

phoebebridgers if u dont leak that shit into my dms😀

yourusername yes mommy

user6 MOMMY??

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user7 going where so late at night

pierregasly travelling?

charles_leclerc y/n has a music emergency 🚨

pierregasly ohh you are down bad it seems

charles_leclerc whatever that means...

user8 IMY CHARLESSS

user9 safe flight <333

yourusername 🥹

yourusername posted a story

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gracieabrams omg cuties

yourusername i need him on this song with me 😭

gracieabrams hard launch via song???

yourusername OMG WAITTT

gracieabrams 🤭🤭🤭

user10 who is heeee

user11 omg musician bf???

user12 me when wtf

charles_leclerc 📍 london

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charles_leclerc quick trip

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user13 who is she bro

user14 who are you visiting charlessss

pierregasly down bad

charles_leclerc ok ok i get it now

user15 OMG

user16 gracie abrams in his likes why?

user17 mystery blonde girl returns

user18 @.yourusername follow him back 🥵

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user19 not charles liking this comment ��

user19 omg he was in my city wtf

yourusername posted a story

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user20 WHAT????

user21 urm excuse me...????

user22 HELLO?

user23 omg? y/n x charles collab?

user24 i knew u would be a ferrari girl

charles_leclerc suits you

yourusername you would say that

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yourusername this is just your pre-warning that something is coming

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user25 oh my god

user26 IT HAS TO BE A COLLAB

user27 am i imagining things

charles_leclerc 😎 see you at the next race?

yourusername oh i'll be there

user28 there's no way

user29 MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

gracieabrams im most excited out of everyone!!

yourusername my loyal fan🥹🥹

yourusername posted a story

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user30 stop teasing 😭

user31 album NEOWWWW

user32 im so ready for this era

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yourusername my new song ‘bad for business’ is yours now, featuring charles leclerc ❤️ a big shoutout to charles for being my shoulder to lean on during the writing & recording process, the song wouldn't have been complete without his input im forever grateful

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user37 omg the song....

user38 this is giving hard launch.....anyone else?

user39 charles AND pierre in the likes she's infiltrated his friends

user40 ALL OF MY FRIENDS THINK I'VE GONE CRAZY BUT THEY DONT KNOW ME LIKE MY BABY???

user41 the best i've ever had he's so nice he ruined all my plans???

user42 he makes me so crazy i know everyone sees he'll be the death of me?!?!?!?

user43 omg they're in love

pierregasly you kept that quiet

charles_leclerc hah hah

yourusername thanks for keeping our secret pierre 💋

pierregasly of course

user44 pierre knew 😭

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc her through my eyes 😊

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user45 THE CAPTION😭

arthur_leclerc love the song guys ❤️

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user46 i could cry

user47 cant believe they were dating this whole time omg

user48 y/n is a WAG bro

user49 most gorgeous couple in the world

user50 cant wait to see y/n in the paddock more often now

yourusername u r so good for my heart

charles_leclerc i love you

yourusername i love you 🥹

THE END ❤️

[pretty-little-mind33]

Hey so weird question! But if you know any other pages that write anything ATJ related could you tag them I have a hard time finding pages that write about Aaron and his characters and I just wanted to know if you had any 🥰

omg yes i'd love to do this!!! all these writers are amazing so go show them some love!

(i am including James Potter as an atj character mainly bc i write and read for him but ignore him in this list if that isn't your thing 🫶 i know he's not everyone's fancast which is completely fair and respectable!)

@little-miss-dilf-lover - love of my life, my wife, my everything!! go read her Tangerine and Pietro Maximoff works RIGHT NOW or you'll be missing out!

@kravensgirl - writes some really good Tangerine, Pietro Maximoff, Tom Ryder, and Sergei Kravinoff fics!

@mischievousmoony - my lovely lovie who write amazing James Potter fics!

@moonlightspencie - if you want some good Dave Lizewski, Tangerine, and James Potter content (and some fun atj thirsting)! contact Luna 💖

@j23r23 - my darling who writes some amazing Tangerine fics!

@msmk11 - oh my god i am in love with her James Potter and Tangerine fics! they are some of my favorites!

@sun-kissy - her James Potter fics are always jaw droppingly amazing! and she's a sweetie-pie!

@astonishment - gonna plug one specific series rn because the James Potter and Pietro Maximoff crossover 💋is chefs kiss! (check out her other James Potter works too!! you won't be disappointed!)

@lost-pen-name - has the best Tom Ryder fics i've ever read!

@tangerinesgf - has some really really amazing Tangerine and Tom Ryder works!!

@aestheeredie - if you're looking for some good Count Vronsky fics!! look here!!

@gh0stsp1d3r - some really awesome Count Vronsky, Tangerine and Sergei Kravinoff works!!!

@nocturnest - her Tangerine works are SO good!

@queers-gambit - writes some of my fav Tangerine fics!

@murdrdocs - Dave Lizewski smut muahauah!!

~ I KNOW THERE MUST BE MORE AND IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY OTHER AMAZING WRITERS PLS TELL ME AND I'LL ADD THEM!! ~

[n0vazsq]

Valentine | JMM3 x Reader

pairing . . . pepe marti x blind!date!reader

summary . . . Your best friend, Gaby, set you up with a blind date and is forcing you to go. Little did you know, it was with your celebrity crush, Pepe

request . . . yes!! based on this request!

word count . . . N/A

warnings . . . none!

faceclaim . . . christina nadin

alexavia yaps . . . HAPPY VALENTINES GANGALANG!!!!! so sorry if its short or lacks content but i have my scholarship exam tmrw and i need to study!! i might write a oneshot later today but until now ill only post this!! each post is kind of a monthly update of their relationship up until valentines!!

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yourusername it's still november and my best friend is forcing me to go on a blind date so i can get a valentine Tagged: gabyprentice_

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gabyprentice_ you should thank me

yourusername no?

gabyprentice_ you really will after you see him

christian.mansell trust me y/n you will

yourusername WHO IS HE

gabyprentice_ it's called a blind date for a reason

christian.mansell i can't wait to see your reaction when you see who it is

gabyprentice_ neither can i

username1 so prettyyy

username2 the breakfast looks so good

username3 let us know who he is

yourusername i will once i know who he is myself

username3 the suspense is killing me omgg

username4 praying for y/n bc blind dates never end well

username5 i just know christian and gaby made y/n's life a living hell with this date

username6 WHAT IF ITS PEPE

username7 WAIT IT COULD BE

username8 woah

username9 y/n please post more updating us about the mystery date

yourbsf who's that gorgeous lady

yourusername me

yourbsf you can't be this beautiful also send me your reaction when you see the blind date

yourusername wow okay SO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS TOO??

gabyprentice_ we told her

yourusername AND NOT ME?

yourbsf its a BLIND date

yourusername i will ram your head into the wall 😊

username10 you shoud update us every month until valentines so we can see the relationship progress

username11 yess omg pls do that y/n

username12 man i love you for this

yourusername ill think about it

username13 how can someone be so prettyyyy

username14 this blind date lucky asf bc anyone is BLESSED if they just get one look at y/n

username15 meow

username16 real

username17 screaming crying throwing up why coyldnt it be me

username18 this is pinterest aesthetic coded

username19 SO PRETTYYYYYYYY

username18 queen

username19 fr fr

username20 MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS SHIT I NEED TO KNOW WHO MYSTERY MAN IS

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yourusername best dinner date i've ever had (i'm not talking about the food) Tagged: pepemartiofficial

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username21 EH???

username22 HER CELEBITY CRUSH LMFAO

username23 i feel like she wont be hating christian and gavby so much anymore

username24 HOW ARE THEY BOTH SO PRETTYYYY

username25 my kind of love frrr

username26 no.1 couple argument closed

username27 sigh i wish i was a wag

pepemartiofficial i'm glad you enjoyed it!

yourusername i had so much fun!! thank you for not leaving me when i panicked

pepemartiofficial maybe we can both have a redemption? next week?

yourusername i'd love that!

gabyprentice_ i'll text you each others numbers <3

yourusername we already exchanged them

username28 MR MARTI i was NOT aware of your game

username29 i live for these updates

username30 y/n me on my KNEES

username31 what id pay to be pepe

christian.mansell didn't go so bad, did it?

yourusername SHUT UP you could've matched us like way sooner

christian.mansell it was fun seeing you panic

yourusername SHUT UP

christian.mansell so violent and for what?

username32 OKAY OKAY I SEE THE VISION

username33 shes so pretty omgggg

username34 idk if i want to be y/n or pepe

username35 holy shit hes gorgeous

username36 came here for pepe stayed for y/n

yourbsf woah youre so hot

yourusername youre hotter

yourbsf nahhh youre way hotter

yourusername yk who is hotter than all of us

yourbsf oh god not again

yourusername i texted you the name 😈

yourbsf i was expecting it

christian.mansell 🏃🏃

yourbsf what are you running to...?

christian.mansell the y/n blind date plan gc

yourusername WHAT

yourusername add me i want to see what you three are saying about me

gabyprentice_ no way

yourusername come on guys i just want to see

yourbsf nuh uh

christian.mansell don't even try i'm saying no

yourusername sigh i deserve better friends

gabyprentice_ reminder that we set you up on this date

yourusername yeah yeah i said im grateful

yourbsf you better be

username37 man i love them

username38 HELP THE GC LORE IS INSANE

username39 did yourbsf just expose them or

username40 i feel like im intruding reading the comments between them

NEW NOTIFICATION: pepemartiofficial has started following you !

pepemartiofficial

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pepemartiofficial barcelona in december 🤍

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username41 A SOFT LAUNCH??? EH????

username42 THE PICS??? EXCLUSIVE SUBSCRIPTION??? EXCUSE ME???

username43 how is he so good looking

username44 the face card is INSANE

username45 I NEED THIS SO BADLY UGHHHHHHH

username46 STOP WHO IS THIS

username47 need a boyfriend like him

christian.mansell i see the soft launch vision

pepemartiofficial okay christian

sebasmontoya58 hes getting brave with it

christian.mansell yes he is

sebasmontoya58 our little boy is growing up 😭

pepemartiofficial 🤨

mariboya64 he probably forgot about us now

christian.mansell he wont hang out with us like he used to

sebasmontoya58 he'll be acting more mature

mariboya64 now he'll ditch us for dates like this

pepemartiofficial no

sebasmontoya58 another man fallen down along christian and me

mariboya64 okay sebastian

christian.mansell HELP

pepemartiofficial you know our girlfriends created a gc and are planning against us

sebasmontoya58 yeah i'm in it

christian.mansell WHAT??? i'm forcing gaby and y/n to let me join

username48 who tf is y/n

username49 idk maybe she's mari's gf??

username50 her insta is yourusername she's pepe's gf

username51 if my bf aint like this ion want him

yourbsf ill admit this is actually cute

pepemartiofficial thank you!!

yourusername we're not cute we're hot

yourbsf you're both tho

pepemartiofficial true

gabyprentice_ why'd you have to ruin such a beautiful and innocent moment

pepemartiofficial life

yourusername WORDS 🗣️ 💯🙏❗

username52 legit can't decide if i should cry or clap

username53 oh how i need this more than oxygen

username54 so um whens the wedding

username55 whens the hard launch more like

username56 y/n fans living the life we knew about this before all of you

username57 im sighing dreamily at these pictures

username58 THE PICS.

username59 giggling blushing and kicking my feet

username60 when will pepe post more y/n sigh

yourusername how are you so gorgeous

pepemartiofficial i should be asking YOU that

yourusername omg i'm blushing you flatter me

pepemartiofficial shouldn't be flattery if it's the truth

yourusername love youuuu

pepemartiofficial love you more

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yourusername january 2025 life updates: 1. me and the 6 foot skyscraper are still together, 2. i might have a chance at getting a valentine, 3. my gallery is full of pictures of pepe, 4. me, gaby, pepe and christian have went on 17 double dates in 2024 Tagged: pepemartiofficial

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username61 how to kms no borax no glue

username62 people DIED (i'm people)

username63 THE LOOK OF LOVE

username64 THE RUSH OF BLOOD

username65 THE SHES WITH ME IS THE GALLIC SHURG

username66 its not a want its a NEED

username67 17 double dates in two months is crazy

username68 i just KNOW their kids will be BEAUTIFUL

username69 face card never declined

username70 and never will

mariboya64 don't go stealing around our best friend like gaby did with christian

sebasmontoya58 i dislike wags always stealing our friends

yourusername im just the girlfriend 😔

gabyprentice_ me too 😔

littlefoxhermes i see

sebasmontoya58 no wait i'm sorry

pepemartiofficial haha

username72 Y/N FINALLY GOT THE VALENTINE SHE WANTED!!!!!

username73 y/n x gaby

username74 the otp fr

username75 the lack of pepe is concerning

username76 fr like WHERE IS HEEEEEE

pepemartiofficial add more photos of your beautiful face

yourusername i want to see YOUR beautiful race

pepemartiofficial running

username77 there he is

yourbsf please please please don't force me to get a date for valentines i promise i had nothing to do with you getting spray painted on the street on 17th may

yourusername sorry?

username78 SPRAY PAINTED???

username79 theyre more chaotic than we thought oh my god

username80 aww y/n looks so cute

chirstian.mansell is he giving a presenation

pepemartiofficial no i was describing my love for her

yourusername oh...😊 josep maria marti you make me blush

yourbsf pepe? what did we talk about?

pepemartiofficial im sorry pls dont kill me

yourbsf i wont just because you take photos of my beautful girl

yourusername i love you your/bsf/name

yourbsf love you too y/n

yourusername i love you so much pepe 🤍

pepemartiofficial love you more mi linda

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yourusername i blinked and suddenly i had a valentine Tagged: pepemartiofficial

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username81 deleting all my socials after this

username82 they are SOULMATES vro

username83 this screams 'forever and always'

username84 Y/N FINALLY GOT THE VALENTINE SHE WANTED AND DESERVED

username85 legit fairytale vibes

username86 imagine being this in love

gabyprentice_ to think this all started with a blind date

christian.mansell it's crazy

yourbsf and now they can't be seperated for more than 15 minutes

username87 LAUFEY!!!!!!!!

username88 i am JEALOUS, ENVIOUS, GREEN.

username89 i mean they were bound to meet sooner or later bc of christian being a mutual friend

username90 they ARE the main characters

username91 FRR like everyone else is just a side character

username92 alexa play 'that should be me' by justin bieber

yourbsf my girl finally got the valentine she deserved

yourusername all thanks to you, christian and gaby <33 love you guys smm

yourbsf np bby <33 love youuuu

gabyprentice_ we love you more!!

christian.mansell 🥹 y/n being mature for once

username93 HSHSHSH MY FAVVV SONG

username94 STOP I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER IN THE PADDOCK

username95 if they break up then love isnt real

gabyprentice_ you two deserve it! take care of my little sister pepe

yourusername GABYYYY STOP

pepemartiofficial will do

yourusername i love my life

pepemartiofficial and i love you

username96 i just know they are each other's ride or dies

username97 where to buy a pepe asking for a friend

username98 if i could id just take over one of their bodies to experience this love

username99 im waiting for the fics

username100 straight out of romeo and juliet

yourusername i love you so so so much 🤍 you are everything to me mr marti

pepemartiofficial youre my everything too, te amo más de lo que las palabras pueden decir (I love you more than words can say)

yourusername STOP IM GOING TO CRY 🫶🥹 I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH

pepemartiofficial I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVERYTHING MI LINDA

yourusername has posted a new story !

caption: best valentines date 🫶🤍 te amo mucho my love mi hermoso 🤍

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username101 HAPPY VALENTINESSS

username102 im screaming this is so romantic

username103 he could do so much better than you

username104 i wish i was a wag

username105 so prettyyyyy

pepemartiofficial i love you so much mi linda 🤍

yourusername i love so much more hermoso 🤍🤍

pepemartiofficial forever

yourusername and always

fin.

taglist . . . @barcapix ,, @f1lover55 ,, @ilovebarcaaaa ,, @httpsdana ,, @hwalllllllelujah ,, @parkerloves ,, @paucubarsisimp ,, @justaf1girl ,, @awritingtree ,, @freyathehuntress (lmk if you want to join the taglist!)

[sweetyellowhoney]

Lab made destiny

A/N: hi hi hi, lowkey I have been obsessed with SMAUs recently so here I am entering the game myself 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ this is my first time writing any sort of fic so pls leave feedback and I am more than happy for any requests if anyone has any!!!

Summary: Tonys newest scientist ends up smitten over none other than Steve Rogers himself.

Tags/Warnings: fluff, idiots in love, mutual pining.

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yourusername i was hired by THE tony fucking stark????? that basically makes me a biology superhero 🔬

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yourbff Well duh, he saw the brilliance that you are and just had to snatch you up <3

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yourusername stfu (but thank you bb)

friend1 wtf that's cool! so so proud of you 💛

tony.stark welcome to the team kid.

yourusername Thank you Mr Stark!! yourusername quick q tho, how did you find my instagram 😳

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[Caption 2: THEY'RE MAKING ME MEET CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA TODAY - THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨 ]

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tony.stark well, he is one of the reasons i hired you. get back to work.

yourusername not my personality? just to work alongside the most elite specimen of a man on earth? i see how it is 😔 tony.stark the most elite man on earth huh? interesting way to put it 👀

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yourusername doing some fine work, i must say 😮‍💨

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yourbff Baby, have you ever heard of the concept of being subtle?

yourusername accidentally already told my blabbermouth of a boss, so there is no point 😔

randomfriend you have the coolest job ever omg.

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bestie.spam girlie you are down bad for a man that barely knows you exist 😭

your.spam.twitter nah-uh he thinks i'm very talented and is excited to work with me! 🥰 bestie.spam delusion at its finest

tony.stark is this what I am paying you for?

your.spam.twitter stop stalking my socials and I will get back to work 🙂‍↕️ tony.stark or I could start meddling... your.spam.twitter 🤨🤨🤨

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yourusername petition to change my job title to 'baddie in stem'? 👩🏻‍🔬

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tony.stark no, we are not changing it to that.

steverogers You left your goggles in the conference room. Great work today :)

yourusername OMG! steve! yourusername I mean, thank you 😊 (going to get goggles as I type) yourbff girl... 🤦‍♀️

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[Caption 1: @ steverogers has already learnt how to get in a scientists good books ☕️☕️☕️]

[Caption 2 (On Close friends story): How am I meant to focus on our work when I am busy trying not to drool over this man.]

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yourbff okay wait... maybe you aren't fully delusional...

yourusername MY HEART! I want to treasure this cup for the rest of time. yourbff I take that back 😑

tony.stark ew don't drool, I'll tell him you said that.

yourusername i need to be reminded why i added you to my close friends

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bestie.spam Call me and give me the run down and I will decide!

your.spam.twitter I can't yet but once I am home!! We stayed back to work a little longer bc we kept getting distracted and chatting 🥰 tonystark you're lucky I think your disastrous flirting is cute otherwise I wouldn't pay you for all the overtime you two rack up. liked by your.spam.twitter and bestie.spam

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yourusername guys... I don't think I was being delusional 🥰

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tony.stark FINALLY. I was so close to locking you both in a room until figured it out.

steverogers My beautiful girl, you're incredibly book smart but boy did you overlook all my flirting.

steverogers I wouldn't have had it any other way yourusername 💖💖💖

yourbff I take back all the times I called you delusional <3 I'm excited to meet him <3

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[ebsmind]

⏾ MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT | jack hughes x singer!reader smau

summary : trying to struggle releasing a new album and doing press can be too much, are people starting to speculate that it’s taking a toll on your relationship?

warning(s) : break up mentions (poor reader 😕), a couple of cuss words i think idk,

a/n : AHHHH HERES THE FIRST CHAPTER i’m so excited to start this series!! i did create this series around midnight (if the shoe fits) and i just knew i needed to get this first chapter out ASAP so here it is!!! im taking each chapter slow and steady since ive never done any type of series before. i also wanted to lyk that each chapter is named after a song but most won’t have a lot of correlation to the songs! also ik jack isn’t in this one (spoiler sorry) but he will soon! i promise i have a vision 😋 i hope yall enjoy and i love you!

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ynuser surprise! Midnights out on october 21st! 🌌💜✨

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user1 OMG OMG OMG ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGG

user2 CLAIMING LABYRINTH

taylorswift So proud of you my little bird!! Thank you for having me featured on an amazing album 💜

❤️ by author

user3 sweet nothing is def about vince 😋

yourbestfriendsuser she put blood, sweat, and tears into this!!! ya'll better not do her dirty EVERRRRRR

| ynuser clock it

user4 the album cover EATSSSSS

user5 DOES THIS MEAN UR GOING ON TOUR???

gracieabrams OMG (i knew about this for months)

| ynuser the best secret keeper EVER

yourmomsuser So proud you honey!!

| ynuser i love you mom!❤️

user6 taylor being featured on snow on the beach YESSSSSS

user7 KARMA IS MINEEEE

sabrinacarpenter ALBUM OF THE YEAR I FEAR???

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user8 what’s it like carrying the music industry on ur back queen?

| ynuser i need to see a chiropractor immediately

vincedunn 💜💙

on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon…

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ynuser kicking off midnights press with the best tv host ever!!

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jimmyfallon It was great having you on the show!

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user1 a duo i didn’t know i needed

user2 sweet nothings being the first song written and with vince 🥹

vincedunn sick asf babe!!

user3 i can’t wait another week for this album OMG

user4 why hasn’t she been liking vince’s comments :(

| user5 oh bye that is not our business

user6 her writing all the songs around midnight I LOVE THIS WOMAN

user7 am i the only one that notices that her eyes don’t light up anymore when she or anyone mentions vince???

| user8 oh ur REACHING

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ynuser breaking news! Midnights is out now! maybe stay up until 3am for a little surprise!

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user1 I LOVE THIS ALBUM SO MUCH

user2 u took my heart out of my chest and squeezed it with ur bare head with YOYOK

taylorswift Congratulations!! I can’t wait to see you at the Grammy’s this year 😉

user3 crying this is my album

user4 SNOW ON THE BEACH WITH TAYLOR??? EATSSSSS

yourbestfriendsuser TIME TO GET OUR SPARKLY DRESSES ONNNNNN

user5 we want more taylor pls

user6 KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE SCREEN COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME 💃💃💃

yourrecordlabel 🔥🔥

user7 bejeweled is THAT GIRLLLLL

user8 wait vince wasn’t at the midnights release party??

| user9 omg they better not have broken up istg

| user10 let’s not spread false information….

user11 THE OUTFITS CHANGES HAHAHA

| ynuser listen…i couldn’t decide

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ynuser cats out of the bag!! i wrote an extra 7 songs and created a 2nd version of my album ✨ welcome Midnights (3am Edition) 💜

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[moviecritc]

Being patos bestie and going crazy over that photoshoot 🧡

she's like a poem ⋆ pato o'ward smau

pairing: pato o'ward x bestfriend!reader (fc: gracie abrams)

warnings: none

a/n: i was flabbergasted by that photoshoot, i also included that one tiktok where he appeared covered in chocolate out of nowhere bc omg

remember that requests are open <33

masterlist | wattpad | letterboxd

yourusername just posted a story!

[caption: there's a pato stuck to my piñata @patriciooward]

user1: oh to be that piñata

user2: whose birthday is it?

user3: you guys need to be a couple NOW

patriciooward just posted a story!

[caption 1: happy birthday bicho 🎉] [caption 2: you're such a weirdo but i love you] [caption 3: can't believe you made it to 25 after eating the whole box of cheese balls 😻]

yourusername: thank you wey 😘😘

user1: THREE stories for wishing happy birthday? you're such a simp

user2: pls just date her we know you want to 💋

patriciooward just posted a tiktok!

patriciooward they're also perfect for a birthday

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user1 I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING PATO

user2 im still not sure if i want to buy them, do another one

user3 looks so good, and the chocolate too 🥰

user4 birthday? wasn't y/n's few days ago

user5 omg yess. we see you pato

user6 don't ask me how many time i've watched it

yourusername ⚠️jumpscare⚠️

user3 Y/N- user7 i can't with these two

patriciooward just posted!

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patriciooward Some shots from the other day :)

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elbaoward give this man a model contract

user1 i'm feeling woman things

yourusername oh wow

patriciooward just posted a story!

[caption: 🌊⭐️]

yourusername: who's that bitch? oh wait it's me 😊

user1: it's that yn???

user2: finally soft launching her

yourusername just posted a story!

user1: OK WE SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING

user2: oh pato and you are so together

user3: please tell me that you kissed at least

patriciooward just posted!

patriciooward she's like a poem i wish i wrote (she made me write this)

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yourusername aww 🥰🥰 you know this is just to win over your sister right?

elbaoward anytime babyy 😉😉 patriciooward wait no it take me too many years to date her you can't take her from me this soon :((( yourusername too late bye

user1 THIS IS JUST PERFECT

user2 it's like watching those friends that everyone knows they're gonna end together ACTUALLY getting together

user3 shut up this is so cute

user4 y/n has always been my favourite wag even when she wasn't

user5 i love that this isn't even a surprise no anyone

user6 we knew they were dating before they were actually dating user7 FRRR

[andcars]

★ 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗬 𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 daniel ricciardo x f!reader

SUMMARY . . . # during the summer break , you and daniel decide to make it official . what better way than for both you and him to feature on each other's tracks ? daniel plays as the drummer and you are invited to an f1 race.

TAGS . . . # female reader , reader is part of a band , established relationship , softlaunching , slight suggestive content , the band is based of pre-existing ocs FIC STYLE. . . # social media (instagram + tiktok)

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We're getting the band back together!!

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thb_01 NEW ALBUM DROP??

olli4.jpg eating this shit up

lijahl4ves63 been bored as an f1 fan at least i can get content elsewhere

under_hitt FUCK YEAH!! LET'S GO

ynsfavetoe YN about to drop another hit we love herr

ric3.kiki wait danny ric is a fan of the hit band ??

   ub4nforthis WAIT SERIOUSLY!? I DON'T FOLLOW HIM

   dannyricxpodium @ ric3.kiki he's just like me

ollieq._x So... About the drummer 🤔

   ynyn_unofficial he's finee don't worry about him

   ollieq._x Uh huh...

   ols_thb why they speaking like that what happened to penn ??

   XOXloserclub didn't penny say she's taking a break?

   lightsoutt33 @ ynyn_unofficial WHO'S "HE", PENNY USES SHE/HER?!?!

ynyn_unofficial i'm ready to go again

   penn4pennies EWWW

   ynyn_unofficial I SAID NOTHING WRONG??

   penn4pennies That no one but us knows 🙄

visacashapprb ✔ Hang on in there everyone 💙 #Daniel Ricciardo #VCARB

racer4hire WE LOVE YOU DANNY RIC!!

georgiepig give us some more daniel content is the real challenge

danielsshoe3 what's he refering to when he says challenging

   graveyardx_x maybe he finally took up riding a jetski like he claimed all those years ago

   LanaDRIV3 Yea he probably doesn't struggle doing that

ynyn_tikkitok danny ric ric

   cashedouthit YOU'RE AN F1 FAN TOO??

   ynyn_tikkitok ki ki ki

   visacashapprb Aye Aye Aye! 🤣🤣

   georgiepig i cannot tell if that's an intern or daniel himself @ themiddleway

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'LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY' is out now! Watch the MV and the Behind-The-Scenes on the official Youtube channel 😘😘

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XOXloserclub WAS THAT DANIEL FUCKING RICCIARDO ON THE DRUMS?!?!

   under_hitt WHAT!? I DIDN'T SEE HIM IN THE MV

   XOXloserclub HE'S IN THE BEHIND THE SCENES... I THINK HE PLAYED INSTEAD OF PENNY

   lijahl4ves63 @ XOXloserclub two of my favourite things collabing is crazy 😭

ynsfavetoe what the fuck is a formula 1

under_hitt YN DOESN'T USUALLY WRITE LOVE SONGS... WHAT THE FUCK WAS 'down boy' THEN!?

   ub4nforthis NOO MOTHER PLS DO NOT BE TAKEN

ric3.kiki maybe its the f1 brainrot but the amt of racing/formula 1 references in this album... crazy

   dannyricxpodium right like what the fuck is 'can't leave me baby i'm no rosberg to your hamilton' it's so ON THE NOSE

penn4pennies My recovery will be fast 👍can't let anyone take my seat

   ynyn_unofficial chill . no one is taking your sticks away

danielricciardo It was so fun filming with you guys 😁😊👊Hope to see you again 😉

   rodethewaves4hits WHAT DOES THAT MEAN..?

   penn4pennies Respectfully, sir. I hope you don't touch my drums again. Take Ols' guitar next time.

   ollieq._x You're just bitter that YN was nicest to him lmaoo

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YN LN was spotted in the Dutch '24 GP in front and inside the Visa CashApp RB Garage!

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ub4nforthis NO WAY.

   ub4nforthis wait okay not that unexpected daniel and yn are apparently friends

   lijahl4ves63 the friendship came out of nowhere but honestly go off <333

XOXloserclub I KNOW MY GIRL IS A REAL F1 FAN!!! SHE'S NO FAKER

lightsoutt33 guys theyre so cute tgt 🥺🥺😭 i saw a clip of yn in the garage talking with daniel

   schecorat omg wait link?

   lightsoutt33 I'LL TAG YOU

   ols_thb I SAW THE VID THE WAY DANIEL IS LAUGHING AND SMILING AT EVERYTHING YN IS SAYING

   goattifi Kinda weird to say... Daniel's a pretty happy guy overall

ric3.kiki she's the only celebrity i accept on the paddock

   kickedatp5 she's barely a celebrity IN A WAY THAT SHE'S KINDA UNDERRATED

   theshoeyshoe i didn't actually know about the hit band earlier but their music... kinda fire

   under_hitt @ theshoeyshoe congratulations you are now part of the beaters

   theshoeyshoe What did you just call me..?

   gentlemanlyinyn IT'S THEIR FANDOM NAME I'M SORRY IT WAS A JOKE AT FIRST BUT IT STUCK AROUND

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Wherever you end up in, I think you're going straight to my heart

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thehitbandofficial can't wait for another hit song from this duo <3

   ynyn_unofficial stfu jay . also , did u lose your main pw or something?

   thehitbandofficial ...no

   ynyn_unofficial i'll text it to u

   penn4pennies @ thehitbandofficial Is that why you never responded to the memes I've been sending you? Bad.

ollieq._x Crazy how I never asked to hear about this 🤔

   penn4pennies I think they would be cute if I was blind and deaf.

   ynyn_unofficial you guys remember the fifth member..? yeah , no one does anymore .

   danielricciardo I'm sure you can scare them more than that, baby!

   thehitbandofficial @ danielricciardo alr fuck off with that mate 😭

   ollieq._x @ thehitbandofficial Lmao

penn4pennies So... him back on the drums would be unprofessional, right?

   ynyn_unofficial ugh

danielricciardo If I could, I would post you on my instagram too! ♥😚

   ynyn_unofficial what's stopping you?

   danielricciardo PR would have me for the ungodly paragraphs I would say about you in the caption! 😢🙌 I would profess my love to you all over again and they'll hate it!

   ynyn_unofficial huh , that wasn't where i thought that was going.

   danielricciardo The rest are reserved for the bedroom 😉😊

   penn4pennies Okay, you're banned from ever stepping foot near the studio.

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[supi-wupi]

The Group Chat That Never Sleeps

members: OT13

synopsis: The SEVENTEEN members have one giant group chat that’s always blowing up with memes, ridiculous challenges, embarrassing confessions, and endless teasing — often at the expense of one unlucky member each time.

wc: 4.9k, 21.3k (full)

genre: Comedy, Crack, Fluff

warning: Chaos

a/n: the chapters slowly get smaller and smaller as i ran out of ideas... [CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED TO INCLUDE FORGOTTEN WONWOO]

(this is only 10 chapters out of 75, full fic is up on my ao3 already)

Chapter 1: [Reply All]

Victim of the Day: Joshua (ShuJi) Duration: 2 Hours of Psychological Damage Time: 11:48PM KST Setting: SEVENTEEN’s full group chat: “13 Going on Unhinged”

[Joshua]

hey. uh. ignore the last message pls

[Jeonghan]

oh no no no no NO WAY you're not walking away from that

[Seungkwan]

HOLD ON I NEED TO SCROLL BACK everyone STOP THE CHAT I’M SCROLLING

[Dino]

WAIT what message??? I WAS IN THE SHOWER WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE CARNAGE

[Woozi]

“i can’t keep pretending i don’t feel something when he laughs like that. it’s annoying. why is he so perfect. i hate this.”

[Minghao]

😮 poetry?

[Hoshi]

OMG IS THAT ABOUT WHO I THINK IT’S ABOUT 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Joshua]

that was NOT for this chat delete delete delete delete

[Jun]

too late bro it’s been screenshotted printed laminated and engraved onto a plaque for the practice room

[Vernon]

is this like a confession or an emotional crime

[DK]

i’m crying this is better than any drama on disney+

[Seungcheol]

JOSHUA HONG. who is it. who made you feel emotions. was it me? be honest.

[Joshua]

i’m logging off. forever. goodbye.

[Woozi]

don’t try to disappear you clicked reply all, romeo WHO’S THE “HE”

[Jeonghan]

okay let’s play “Guess That Crush” my vote: MINGHAO man does laugh like a villainous anime love interest

[Minghao]

i accept your vote i have the hair for it

[Dino]

you guys this is so serious this is a real confession i’m making popcorn

[Wonwoo]

so joshua be real who’s the guy?

[Joshua]

i hate all of you i’m in emotional distress and you’re memeing me

[Hoshi]

i made an edit btw [image: joshua + minghao wedding invite mockup.jpg]

[Jun]

the theme is “accidental love” joshua cries in the corner minghao poses dramatically on a piano

[DK]

i can sing at the ceremony i already picked a setlist opening song: “Some” closing song: “i hate u i love u”

[Seungkwan]

cue me making this go virali’m already writing the tweet: “SEVENTEEN’s Joshua accidentally sends secret crush confession in group chat and t’s ICONIC”

[Wonwoo]

is it even that deep tho like… maybe he just really likes Seungcheol’s laugh or smth

[Seungcheol]

👁️👁️ @joshua… you do laugh when I laugh is this about me be brave

[Joshua]

STOP ALL OF YOU I’M BLOCKING THIS CHAT

[Jeonghan]

he’s deflecting classic symptoms conclusion: he’s in love with someone here and it's probably someone with ✨ a laugh ✨

[Dino]

wow it could be anyone except me no one loves my laugh it sounds like a kazoo on fire 😔

[Hoshi]

SAME mine sounds like a baby goat that stepped on a lego

[Woozi]

you’ve both accurately described yourselves anyway back to the crush

[Jun]

the way shua still hasn’t denied minghao 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[Joshua]

OK FINE it’s not minghao it’s not seungcheol it’s not ANY OF YOU

[Vernon]

so it’s a staff member

[DK]

OMG IT’S THE MAKEUP NOONA she does have a cute laugh

[Seungkwan]

or the vocal coach??? or THE MANAGER????

[Jeonghan]

guys GUYS what if it’s someone from another group 😭

[Seungcheol]

no wonder he’s been glowing lately true love will do that

[Joshua]

i swear to every higher power i will unplug the wifi in this dorm

[Wonwoo]

coward confess properly or next time i’m tagging dispatch

[Woozi]

actually… i just checked joshua sent that message in two chats one here one with someone named “J 💜” oooohhhh

[Hoshi]

J 💜???? IS THAT JEONGHAN????

[Jeonghan]

ME????OMG STOP THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING (but keep going)

[Joshua]

it was meant for someone else ok JUST DROP IT

[Seungkwan]

never. i’m tweeting this. #ShuaGotCaught #MysteryManRevealed #SVTGroupChatIsARealityShow

[Mingyu]

guys i just woke up what did i miss why is everyone sending wedding memes

[DK]

shua confessed to a boy by accident it’s been an honor watching history unfold

[Joshua]

…i’m leaving the groupchat.

[ADMIN: Joshua has left the group.]

[Jeonghan changed the group name to “Joshua’s Secret Boyfriend Fanclub 💍”]

[Woozi pinned a message: “i can’t keep pretending i don’t feel something when he laughs like that. it’s annoying. why is he so perfect.”]

[Seungcheol added Joshua back to the group.]

[Seungcheol]: 

you’re not escaping this family sir 💗

Chapter 2: [The Great Dorm Thermostat War]

Victim of the Day: Mingyu (The Human Furnace) vs. Woozi (The Antarctic Goblin) Duration: 5 hours of petty warfare and two broken fans. Time: 2:12AM KST Location: Dorm Chat (renamed every 15 minutes)

[Woozi]

WHO TURNED THE THERMOSTAT UP TO 29 DEGREES DO YOU HATE ME IS THIS PERSONAL

[Mingyu]

i was cold :( my toes were crying

[Jeonghan]

immediately chooses violence29????? are you trying to SLOW COOK us????

[Dino]

wait i thought the heater was broken??? i’ve been using 7 hoodies like a sentient laundry pile

[Hoshi]

i SLEPT IN A SWEAT PUDDLE i thought i was having a NIGHTMARE in a SAUNA

[Minghao]

i woke up and my jade roller MELTED

[DK]

the air was so thick i had a conversation with it i named it jeff jeff told me to fight mingyu

[Joshua]

i thought i was hallucinating when the wall started sweating the WALL, mingyu. the WALL.

[Mingyu]

okay okay okay i just wanted to feel warm inside 😔 emotionally and physically

[Woozi]

you want to feel warm? i’ll set you ON FIRE then we’ll BOTH be warm

[Vernon]

this is the most heated argument we’ve had pun intended

[Seungcheol]

ok. i am instituting a dorm-wide temperature democracy. please reply with your IDEAL TEMPERATURE.

[Hoshi]

22°C. for survival. for dance practice. for skincare.

[Jun]

18. i like to feel pain when i wake up. it reminds me i’m alive.

[Seungkwan]

23.2 but only if i’m on the top bunk

[Joshua]

20.7 and i will not elaborate

[Dino]

26, but only because i am weak and easily cold i’m like a very anxious lizard

[Minghao]

i transcend temperature but 19 is fine

[Woozi]

17. i sleep in a hoodie, under a blanket, in vengeance.

[Jeonghan]

25. because i thrive in chaos and want to see woozi combust

[DK]

i just want the air to stop feeling like soup pls

[Wonwoo]

24 is perfect temp for naps

[Vernon]

i do not experience temperature but 21 works i guess

[Seungcheol]

this is the worst survey i’ve ever seen

[Woozi]

i swear to god mingyu if you touch that thermostat ONE more time i’m duct taping your entire body in frozen peas

[Mingyu]

i already did 😬 it’s on 30 🏖️🌞🌴⛱️🌋🔥🧯

[Hoshi]

HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

[Wonwoo]

im gonna melt i swear

[Jun]

imagine waking up at 3am in a sleep paralysis sweat dream and it’s just Mingyu adjusting the thermostat with a smile

[DK]

[image: blurry selfie of DK holding a fan with tears in his eyes] my last defense has fallen

[Joshua]

I’m moving out. I’m going to sleep in PLEDIS’ practice room with the cockroach I named Harold.

[Woozi]

i'm gonna hack the building wiring you want hot? i’ll give you nuclear

[Seungkwan]

ok BUT mingyu did look like a cozy baby burrito when i passed his room he was humming

[Woozi]

I DON’T CARE IF HE WAS SINGING A LULLABY I WOKE UP IN MY OWN SWEAT THAT IS A CRIME

[Vernon]

can we make thermostat wars a reality show ep 1: mingyu gets slapped with a frozen sock

[Jeonghan renamed the groupchat to “Welcome to the Oven (Mingyu’s Cult)”]

[Wonwoo renamed the groupchat to “Cryo Chamber Support Group ❄️”]

[Jun renamed it again: “The Cold Never Bothered Jihoon Anyway”]

[Seungcheol pinned a message: “Final temp setting: 22°C. Anyone who changes it will lose their Wi-Fi, limbs, or both.”]

[Mingyu]

so i can’t bump it to 25 just while i nap?

[Woozi]

say goodbye to your kneecaps.

[Mingyu has left the group.]

[Joshua added Mingyu back to the group.]

[Joshua]: 

you made this bed. sweat in it.

Chapter 3: [SVT Family Feud – The Game Night Breakdown]

Victim of the Day: Dino (Too Competitive for His Own Good) Special Mentions: Buzzers, Wrong Answers, and Jeonghan’s Psychological Warfare Time: 9:32PM KST – Game Night Gone So Wrong

[Seungcheol]

FAMILY FEUD NIGHT. NO BACKING OUT. TEAMS ARE FINAL.

[Woozi]

i already hate this.

[Hoshi]

AHHHHHHH LET’S GOOOO MY ANSWERS ARE GOING TO BE SO ICONIC 😤😤

[Joshua]

mingyu… you okay with being host?

[Mingyu]

yep. i printed flashcards. i wore a suit. i am spiritually Steve Harvey.

[Vernon]

do we win something?

[Jeonghan]

yes. the right to mock the losers for the rest of eternity.

[DK]

worth it.

[Mingyu]

ROUND 1 Team A: Jeonghan, Woozi, Joshua, Vernon, Seungkwan, Wonwoo Team B: Seungcheol, DK, Hoshi, Minghao, Dino, Jun buzzers in hand?

[Dino]

I WAS BORN READY i slept with the buzzer under my pillow

[Jeonghan]

weird flex but okay

[Mingyu]

Question 1: “Name something you do in the shower.”

[Dino BUZZES first]

cry

[Mingyu]

…top answer with 42 points. i’m concerned.

[DK]

my guy didn’t even hesitate 💀

[Wonwoo]

relatable tbh

[Mingyu]

Team B, keep going Seungcheol?

[Seungcheol]

sing?

[Mingyu]

second top answer. 36 points. Woozi?

[Woozi]

plot arguments you should’ve had

[Mingyu]

12 points. third answer who hurt you

[Seungkwan]

wait is this therapy

[Jeonghan]

it is now

[Mingyu]

ROUND 2 “Name something you’d bring on a first date.”

[Vernon BUZZES]

a backup plan

[Mingyu]

…what??

[Vernon]

like an excuse to leave if it’s awkward example: fake dentist appointment

[Woozi]

man’s playing chess

[Jeonghan]

i bring pepper spray. not for danger. just for vibes

[Hoshi]

i brought a kazoo once. she never texted back tho

[Seungkwan]

is this why we’re single

[DK]

i brought a drawing of us as jellybeans that counts right

[Joshua]

i brought flowers. …and she gave them to the waiter.

[Jeonghan]

LMAO loser energy

[Joshua]

i will unplug your hair straightener.

[Mingyu]

NEXT QUESTION “Name a reason you’d go viral.”

[Dino BUZZES]

incredible dancing 😌

[Woozi BUZZES right after]

slipping on a banana peel at the airport while yelling “SEVENTEEN FIGHTING”

[Mingyu]

both correct. but woozi’s was more specific. 50 points.

[Dino]

WHAT I’M LITERALLY THE MAIN DANCER THIS IS RIGGED

[Jeonghan]

cry about it, banana boy

[Minghao]

dino is doing that shower answer again

[Wonwoo]

do we get bonus points for creativity??

[Mingyu]

last question: “Name something you pretend to understand but don’t.”

[Joshua BUZZES]

Woozi’s studio setup

[Woozi]

get out

[Wonwoo]

mingyu’s dreams when he explains them at breakfast “and then i was a raccoon but emotionally”

[Hoshi]

the group choreography i just vibe and pray

[Jun]

jeonghan’s lies

[Jeonghan]

rude. but true.

[Dino]

love.

[Whole chat]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mingyu]

GAME OVER WINNERS: TEAM A LOSERS: TEAM B PRIZE: bragging rights PUNISHMENT: dramatic reading of the groupchat messages from 2017

[Jeonghan]

dino’s part starts with “hyungs, if i eat this bug, will you love me?”

[Dino]

I WAS EIGHTEEN AND DESPERATE FOR AFFECTION

[Woozi renamed the groupchat to: “Dino Bug-Eater Support Line 🐛”]

[Wonwoo changed Dino’s name in chat to “Cry Shower King”]

[Dino]

i’m deleting all of you from my heart

[Seungkwan pinned a message: “next week: Uno Night – emotional damage edition”]

Chapter 4: [Uno Night – Emotional Damage Edition]

Victim of the Day: Hoshi (It Wasn’t Personal—It Was Strategic) Special Mentions: The Reverse Card That Ruined Everything Time: 11:11PM KST – a cursed hour for friendships

[Seungcheol]

UNO NIGHT COMMENCING may god have mercy on our bonds

[Woozi]

loads psychological warfare playlist

[DK]

i baked cookies 😊

[Jeonghan]

prepares lies, betrayal, and emotional destruction

[Mingyu]

i still don’t know how to play

[Joshua]

you’ve played 17 times you just like chaos

[Wonwoo]

should we… do teams?

[Seungkwan]

NO. trust no one. especially not jeonghan.

[Hoshi]

i feel like tonight’s gonna be my redemption arc 😌

[Woozi]

spoiler: it’s not

[Minghao]

why are we doing this at night i need time to emotionally recover before schedules

[Jun]

i want to win and then pretend i didn’t silent domination

[Mingyu]

i brought props [image: Mingyu in a magician’s cape and UNO cards taped to his forehead]

[Joshua]

i’m scared

[Dino]

[sends voice note] "if i don’t win tonight, i’m changing my stage name to uno-destroyed-me"

[Mingyu]

UNO RULES:

1. If you don’t yell “UNO,” you draw 4 2. If you make someone cry, you get a cookie 3. Jeonghan is banned from premeditated targeting (Jeonghan has read this message)

[Round 1 Begins]

[Jeonghan]

sorry hoshi +4

[Hoshi]

IT’S BEEN TWO TURNS I LITERALLY JUST SAT DOWN

[DK]

i believe in you ❤️

[Hoshi]

then WHY did you also give me a +2

[Woozi]

places Reversei want to hurt jeonghan back it’s personal

[Jeonghan]

oh? [plays Skip] not today, short king

[Seungkwan]

[plays +2 on Woozi] for calling him short justice, but make it petty

[Dino]

[places Reverse] i smell betrayal

[Jun]

[plays +4 on Dino] i smell victory

[Minghao]

[places Wild Card] color: suffering

[Joshua]

i’m just vibing with two cards left

[Everyone]

UNO?

[Joshua]

…i forgot.

[Wonwoo]

draw 4, you tragic prince

[Jeonghan]

slams reverse cardTIME TO GO BACK TO THE PAIN

[Hoshi]

GUYS STOP I’VE DRAWN FIFTEEN CARDS I HAVE THE ENTIRE RAINBOW I COULD BUILD A BRIDGE TO MY OWN DOOM

[Woozi]

bridge to nowhere sponsored by hoshi’s terrible luck

[DK]

i saved you one round ago 🙃

[Hoshi]

NO YOU DIDN’T you played a WILD +4 while smiling like a golden retriever with secrets

[Vernon]

current vibe check: hoshi has more cards than emotional stability

[Mingyu]

[image: Hoshi holding up all his cards like a terrible fan] caption: “boy with cardz”

[Jeonghan]

[plays +4 again] sorry. the cards told me to.

[Hoshi]

THE CARDS DON’T SPEAK YOU JUST LIKE WATCHING ME FALL APART

[Seungcheol]

ok this is getting too real new rule: anyone targeting hoshi must write him a compliment

[Woozi]

hoshi, you’re very… loud. that’s a skill. probably.

[Minghao]

you dance well. and cry like a 2009 k-drama protagonist

[Joshua]

you make us laugh. unintentionally. but still.

[Hoshi]

you’re all banned from my heart

[Dino]

[plays Skip] sorry king. your turn has been denied by the universe

[Mingyu]

UNO

[Everyone]

glares

[Jeonghan]

[whispers] sabotage him

[Seungkwan]

[plays Wild +4] with pleasure 😌

[Mingyu]

i deserved that but at what cost

[Joshua wins round]

peace and love to everyone except the people who gave me +4s

[Wonwoo renamed the groupchat to: “UNO Survivors Anonymous”]

[Hoshi]

[sends audio of dramatic piano music under his whispered sobbing]

[DK pinned a message: “someone get him warm milk and a hug”]

[Minghao]

are we… still friends?

[Jeonghan]

depends who’s ready for Monopoly next week

[Whole Chat]

NO.

Chapter 5: [Who Left the Milk Out? (Dorm Court is in Session)]

Victim of the Day: Seungcheol (Allegedly Milk Murderer) Special Mentions: Objection! Speculation! Jeonghan as the prosecution! Time: 8:42 AM – Too Early for Justice

[Woozi]

who. left the milk out.

[DK]

it was chunky. why did it chew back

[Hoshi]

i poured it into my cereal and now my cornflakes have trust issues

[Joshua]

i took one sip and saw the face of godhe said “don’t blame me, blame your leader”

[Jeonghan]

📣 COURT IS NOW IN SESSION THE PEOPLE VS. CHOI SEUNGCHEOL charge: dairy negligence crime scene: kitchen counter, 7:43AM weapon: 2L carton of betrayal

[Seungcheol]

WHAT I didn’t do it!!

[Minghao]

classic guilty person sentence

[Mingyu]

i’m the bailiff. i’m holding a spatula instead of a gavel. we do what we can.

[Jeonghan]

as prosecution, i will now present exhibit A: [image: half-empty milk carton sitting next to Seungcheol’s protein shaker]

[Seungcheol]

circumstantial!! you’re all biased!!

[Dino]

objection, your honor i had that milk at midnight and it was fine

[Woozi]

OVERRULED you also ate expired pizza willingly

[Vernon]

can i be the court sketch artist [sends doodle of seungcheol sobbing next to a cartoon cow]

[Jun]

i want to be a surprise witness

[Joshua]

who even gave jeonghan a legal license

[Jeonghan]

i forged it in MS Paint therefore it’s legally binding

[DK]

i just wanted cereal and now we’re in a trial

[Mingyu]

bangs spatulaORDER. ORDER IN THE KITCHEN COURT.

[Seungkwan]

i’d like to present EXHIBIT B[image: Seungcheol’s calendar with “BUY MILK” crossed out three days ago]

[Jeonghan]

motive: he hates shopping. means: lives here. opportunity: EVERY MORNING.

[Hoshi]

[gasps dramatically] …i trusted you, bro

[Seungcheol]

I WAS FRAMED

[Wonwoo]

by who. the milk fairy?

[Dino]

ok but plot twist… what if the milk went bad on purpose

[Woozi]

get out

[Jun]

surprise witness statement: “I walked past the milk at 2am and it moaned”

[Joshua]

no no no NO

[Seungkwan]

i’m writing that down for lyrics

[Mingyu]

the court sentences Choi Seungcheol to:

- buying everyone new milk - apologizing in song - scrubbing the fridge - watching a 45-minute dairy safety documentary narrated by Woozi

[Jeonghan]

plus one slap from each member emotionally or physically. your choice.

[Seungcheol]

i choose exile

[Hoshi renamed the chat: “The Milky Betrayal 🥛🧍🏻‍♂️”]

[Vernon pinned a message: “trust no one. not even dairy.”]

[Seungkwan]

next case: who clogged the sink with 43 bobby pins

[Jun]

i plead the fifth

[Minghao]

we’re turning this dorm into a courtroom sitcom

[DK]

i’ll make popcorn

[Woozi]

someone pass me the gavel. it’s time for Dorm Court: Episode 2.

Chapter 6: [The Accidental K-Pop Dad Reveal (feat. Mingyu’s Finsta)]

Victim of the Day: Kim Mingyu (a.k.a. Appa-gyu) Special Mentions: Jeonghan’s screenshots, Seungkwan’s FBI-level research Time: 2:07PM – a peaceful afternoon ruined in seconds

[Hoshi]

GUYS GUYS GUYS EMERGENCY

[Wonwoo]

did the dorm catch fire again

[Hoshi]

WORSE MINGYU POSTED SOMETHING CURSED ON HIS FINSTA

[Woozi]

i thought we weren’t allowed to follow that anymore after “the banana milk incident”

[Jeonghan]

i made a burner to keep tabs. you’re welcome. [sends screenshot: Mingyu with a child on his shoulders, captioned “best day ever with my lil guy 🩵 #family”]

[Joshua]

…MINGYU DO YOU HAVE A CHILD

[Mingyu]

WAIT NO NO THAT’S MY COUSIN’S KID I’M JUST A REALLY GOOD UNCLE

[Seungkwan]

your honorthis man is fathering with intent

[Jun]

you do have that “can build a crib in under 30 seconds” energy

[DK]

i saw him carry three toddlers at a wedding once and they were all asleep

[Minghao]

suspiciously father-like

[Dino]

googles “how to tell if your bandmate is a secret dad”

[Woozi]

bro your playlist is all lullabies

[Mingyu]

THEY’RE RELAXING

[Jeonghan]

exhibit b: [screenshot of Mingyu’s finsta story] “any recs for the best baby shampoo? asking for science 👀🍼”

[Seungcheol]

that doesn’t even SOUND like science??

[Joshua]

mingyu. blink twice if you’re a single father

[Mingyu]

I’M. JUST. A GOOD COUSIN.

[Vernon]

he’s lying i saw him fold a onesie with military precision

[Woozi]

and he owns four diaper bags color coded

[Hoshi]

he tried to “baby-proof” the studio door once

[Minghao]

remember when he offered everyone fruit snacks “just in case anyone needed a lil boost” father behavior.

[Wonwoo]

fan café is already calling you Dadgyu

[DK]

cute but also terrifying imagine being a child and seeing Mingyu’s face first thing every morning

[Mingyu]

☹️

[Dino]

hold up WHO TAUGHT THE BABY TO POINT AT HIM AND SAY “appa”

[Jeonghan]

i have video footage [sends clip of child pointing at Mingyu, yelling “appa!” and hugging his leg while Mingyu panics]

[Seungcheol]

this is the best scandal we’ve had since “who used the entire dorm’s shampoo in one shower” (Hoshi)

[Joshua]

mingyu. answer truthfully. are you in a secret sitcom we don’t know about.

[Mingyu]

no. …maybe. NO.

[Vernon]

too late your new stage name is "SEVENTEEN's Father Figure"

[Hoshi renamed the group chat: “Appa-Gyu & His 12 Chaotic Children”]

[Mingyu changed it back: “STOP CALLING ME DAD”]

[Seungkwan pinned a message: “he didn’t deny it fast enough 👶🍼”]

[Jeonghan made merch mockups: “#DadgyuNation” hoodies incoming]

[Mingyu]

i hate all of you but also i packed snacks if anyone’s hungry

[DK]

A TRUE DAD 😭❤️

[Wonwoo]

next chapter of this sitcom: “Mingyu Attends Parent-Teacher Night and Isn’t Corrected”

Chapter 7: [The Mystery of the Missing Left Sock (And Other Dorm Superstitions)]

Victim of the Day: Dino (missing sock + emotional damage) Special Mentions: Joshua’s ghost repellent, Minghao’s sixth sense, and Woozi’s refusal to believe Time: 12:01AM – A perfect hour for existential dread

[Dino]

ok WHO took my LEFT sock

[Joshua]

why only the left

[Dino]

if i knew that would i be here suffering??

[Hoshi]

sounds like a classic ghost move u ever heard of the one-legged sock gremlin

[Wonwoo]

that’s not a thing stop encouraging him

[Jeonghan]

it is now. his name is Todd and he lives behind the laundry machine

[Seungcheol]

fun fact: if you lose 13 left socks, you unlock the ghost realm

[Dino]

GUYS. I HAVE LOST SEVEN.

[Mingyu]

oh no. someone protect him. he’s halfway to the netherworld.

[Joshua]

i’ll pray over your sock drawer i have holy water. sort of. it’s from Jeju but i blessed it with intent

[DK]

i once lost my pants in the dryer maybe the sock went where the pants went

[Woozi]

...you what now

[DK]

it was a dark time

[Minghao]

maybe it’s not ghosts maybe your sock is just running from its responsibilities

[Dino]

relatable but unhelpful

[Jun]

have we considered the haunted dorm theory again

[Seungkwan]

STOP i still can’t sleep unless my closet door is closed with industrial tape

[Vernon]

this is why i wear mismatched socks can’t lose what you never organize

[Jeonghan]

genius or chaos? you decide.

[Mingyu]

i just found a lone sock in the kitchen drawer is it gray?

[Dino]

YES THAT’S HIM HIS NAME IS GERALD

[Wonwoo]

you named your sock?

[Joshua]

he’s grieving. let him cope.

[Minghao]

wait. serious question. does anyone else’s room get colder when they talk about missing clothes?

[DK]

i sleep with a plushie of myself. does that count as protection

[Seungcheol]

no but it explains a lot

[Jeonghan]

let’s do a cleansing ritual everyone line up in the hallway with your weirdest item

[Hoshi]

i have a shoe signed by an elderly man who claimed to be a time traveler

[Joshua]

perfect. energy’s immaculate.

[Woozi]

i swear if i walk out there and you’re all holding bananas and chanting—

[Vernon]

[sends voice memo of gentle chanting and rhythmic sock slapping]it’s working

[Dino]

GERALD CAME BACK THE LEFT SOCK RETURNED HE WAS UNDER THE COUCH ALL ALONG

[Seungkwan]

we banish Todd the Sock Goblin to the shadows from whence he came

[Hoshi renamed the group chat: “Sock Seventeen: Paranormal Threads”]

[Mingyu]

can we do ghost hunting for our next reality show i promise to scream convincingly

[Joshua]

i will bring crystals and snacks

[Wonwoo]

i’m going to bed if i wake up missing a sock i’m moving to the practice room forever

[Jeonghan]

if wonwoo disappears we know the ghost got picky

Chapter 8: [“Who Googled ‘How to Flirt’ on the Dorm Wi-Fi?” (A Digital Investigation)]

Victim of the Day: ??? Special Mentions: Minghao’s FBI arc, Seungkwan’s spreadsheet, and Joshua’s suspicious charm Time: 11:11PM – the wishing hour (and apparently, the Googling hour too)

[Woozi]

WHO GOOGLED “how to flirt without sounding desperate”

[Dino]

…do we not have privacy in this house?

[Hoshi]

omg was it me

[Woozi]

the dorm wi-fi admin gets alerts when someone searches certain keywords “flirt” is one of them (thanks to that incident with DK and the waitress in Busan)

[DK]

she laughed at my pun 😔

[Joshua]

okay but real talk what was the full search

[Woozi]

“how to flirt casually and confidently without sounding like a clingy sea cucumber”

[Minghao]

oh it’s definitely one of you

[Seungcheol]

CONFESS WE WON’T JUDGE (we will absolutely judge)

[Jeonghan]

i’m making a suspect board right now i’ve got:

- Joshua (suspiciously smooth lately) - Dino (we all saw the “u up?” message fail) - Mingyu (acted shocked when someone winked at him) - Jun (flirted with a vending machine once)

[Jun]

EXCUSE ME that vending machine gave me free chips we had chemistry

[Mingyu]

i have stage fright even texting “hi” it wasn’t me

[Dino]

IT WASN’T ME EITHER i don’t need Google i have charisma (and rejection immunity)

[Seungkwan]

compiling an Excel doc: “Dorm Google History vs. Known Behavior” this is serious research

[Vernon]

i googled “how to tell if a plant likes you” last week does that count

[Wonwoo]

what kind of romance novel are you living in

[Joshua]

what if it wasn’t one of us what if it was… a guest?

[Jeonghan]

NOPE dorm security cam footage shows no outsiders between 10:45–11:30 and i say that with confidence because i was watching old performances of myself in the living room

[Hoshi]

plot twist: it was Seungcheol leader by day, loverboy by Google

[Seungcheol]

I WILL SUE

[Wonwoo]

guys… someone just deleted their browser history remotely from the router

[DK]

oh my god it’s getting real

[Seungkwan]

confess now and we’ll only tease you for one week otherwise you’re living this down never

[Joshua]

hypothetically if someone did google that it would be because they liked someone, right?

[Woozi]

yes and they wanted to not be a clingy sea cucumber which, by the way, is now your official flirting mascot

[Jeonghan]

you know what i don’t want the truth anymorei want fan theories let’s let the fandom solve it

[Mingyu renamed the chat: “13 Men & a Sea Cucumber: Who’s in Love?”]

[Seungkwan pinned a message: “we’ll find you, google flirt boy. and we’ll roast you with love.”]

[Joshua changed the chat name again: “Definitely Not Me Looking Up Flirting Tips 😅”]

[Everyone reacted with 👀]

[Woozi]

wait JOSHUA?

[Joshua]

gotta go xoxo 😬

[Dino]

GET HIM HE’S THE SEA CUCUMBER

[Jun]

never thought those words would be typed with such fury

[Jeonghan]

next group meeting: we all read out one flirting line each Josh goes last because he’s clearly been studying

Chapter 9: [The Emergency Hair Dye Pact (Or: How Three of Us Ended Up Orange)]

Victims of the Day: Jun, Dino, and Seungkwan (aka the “Orange Trio”) Special Mentions: Jeonghan’s salon takeover, Mingyu’s “professional” advice, and Woozi’s pure judgment Time: 9:42PM – when boredom meets a bad idea

[Jun]

guys emergency i need a new hair color something bold something... orange

[Dino]

orange?? are you trying to start a fire

[Seungkwan]

hold up i have a coupon for hair dye maybe we do this together?

[Jeonghan]

i volunteer as stylist no one leaves with orange hair except on my watch

[Woozi]

do NOT trust Jeonghan with dye last time he almost made me go blue for a week

[Mingyu]

gives “professional” adviceorange is the new black do it

[Joshua]

i’m just here to watch the chaos unfold

[Jun]

okay it’s a pact orange hair or bust

[Dino]

i’m in if i’m gonna look like a carrot i want company

[Seungkwan]

count me in too if we’re going down, we go down glowing

[Jeonghan]

this is going to be a masterpiece or a disaster no in between

[Wonwoo]

please don’t make me clean up afterward

[Minghao]

i’m setting up a group photo shoot for the “Orange Trio” captions and hashtags ready

[Joshua]

someone’s definitely going to Photoshop pumpkin heads

[Jeonghan]

relax. i’m about to make you look like fiery gods or at least orange legends

[Dino]

how do i explain this to my grandma

[Jun]

“it’s cultural expression, grandma”

[Seungkwan]

“and also, very very orange”

[Woozi]

i’m still judging you all

[Jeonghan sends a video of the trio mid-dye, covered in dye and laughing hysterically]

[Mingyu]

this is chaos i love it

[Joshua]

10/10 would panic with you again

[Jun]

finished! orange, vibrant, and ready to set stages on fire

[Dino]

i look like a traffic cone

[Seungkwan]

i look like a glowing carrot

[Jeonghan]

i call this look: “autumn sunset on a wild night”

[Woozi]

please don’t go outside like that

[Minghao]

too late selfies already posted

[Jun]

viral or bust

[Hoshi renamed the group chat: “Orange is the New Seventeen”]

[Mingyu]

next challenge: survive the reactions

Chapter 10: [The Great Dorm Pet Debate (Hamsters vs. Goldfish vs. Mystery Creature)]

Victims of the Day: The dorm’s “newest resident” (???) Special Mentions: Seungkwan’s animal facts, Minghao’s accidental pet whispering, and Woozi’s deadpan “not my problem” attitude Time: 8:17PM – peak pet debate hour

[Seungcheol]

guys we need a dorm pet this is not a request, this is a necessity

[Dino]

okay but what kind no snakes tho pls

[Joshua]

hamsters? low maintenance

[Jeonghan]

goldfish? classy and calming

[Hoshi]

what about a mystery creature

[Woozi]

define “mystery creature”

[Minghao]

the thing i found behind the couch yesterday

[Seungkwan]

that thing was alive???

[Minghao]

...maybe it had eyes and it moved

[Jun]

that’s either a miracle or a horror story

[Seungcheol]

back to pets hamsters are cute but noisy

[DK]

goldfish are quiet but boring

[Vernon]

can we just have a pet rock less drama

[Wonwoo]

a pet rock named Gerald 2.0 sequel to the missing sock

[Dino]

no i want something alive

[Mingyu]

how about a turtle slow but wise

[Joshua]

no one has time for a turtle’s social needs tho

[Hoshi]

i nominate the mystery creature

[Woozi]

i’m ready to wash my hands of this conversation

[Minghao]

i saw it again near the fridge

[Seungkwan]

pics or it didn’t happen

[Minghao sends a blurry pic of a tiny, fuzzy something]

[Jeonghan]

is that a hamster

[Minghao]

no idea it’s very fast

[Jun]

if we catch it we name it “The Phantom”

[Dino]

i volunteer to set humane traps no one touch my mystery pet

[Woozi]

if it chews through the cables, it’s your problem

[Seungcheol]

vote time hamsters, goldfish, turtles, mystery creature, or pet rock?

[Everyone sends their votes]

- Hamsters: 5 - Goldfish: 3 - Turtle: 2 - Mystery Creature: 2 - Pet Rock: 1

[Seungcheol]

hamsters it is and also hunting for The Phantom continues

[Minghao]

operation “Catch The Phantom” is a go

[Wonwoo renamed chat: “The Phantom and the Hamsters”]

[Woozi]

i’ll be the official “not in charge of feeding” person

[7-deadly-cats]

♡ nora’s 300 special ♡

omg thank you guys so much for 300 followers 😭😭🎀 i’m so thankful for every kind of support, doesn’t matter if you’re a returning commenter or a silent reader that happens to enjoy my writing <33

seeing any kind of note pop up, makes me smile so hard and i wanna show my gratitude by giving something back in return hihihhi

so for the next rafe x reader one-shot, i’m gonna let you guys decide (only choosing rafe x reader bc i guess that’s what most of you stayed for and also i can’t get myself to write for anyone else atm, sorry :/)

fyi, sooner or later i'll probably write all of these but right now i'll allow you to choose the next one <33

okok these are the prompts i’d love to write about (pls vote on the poll below these):

s2!rafe x gentle!reader who reminds him that he was a momma’s boy before he was ruined by ward and reader reminds him a lot of her kindness and gentle love and idk maybe s2!rafe has a crashout feeling very neglected by his dad and frustrated in general and all and reader comforts him, making his inner child come out (angst with happy ending)

protective!rafe x bsf!reader who happens to be kinda oblivious when other guy’s stare at her or try to hit on her. and when they go grab some ice cream with topper, the middle-aged waiter eyes her in a way rafe absolutely doesn’t see as appropriate (fluff)

rafe x childhoodfriend!reader who’s always seen rafe more like a brother than a potential love interest. but when she’s forced to stay over at tannyhill during a stormy night, the close proximity makes some unwanted feelings arise (fluff)

rafe x ovulating!bsf!reader who's currently ovulating and during a hangout with the boys, internally she's going feral for rafe over the most mundane things he does, so naturally she texts her friends about it (the pogues) and somehow rafe catches wind of it, causing poor girl some embarrassing explanation (suggestive comedy + smau)

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[writingstoraes]

Hey are you still accepting request idk but if you are, can you please write a charles x famous actress like FAMOUS famous if you get what i mean 😭😭 and people doesn't believe them being together even tho he listed her as his fav actresses because they are like "there's no way he bagged this goddess" and rest is up to you honestly i tried to be very vague because at the end of the day it's still your story!!

unbelievable 🎬

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!actress!reader

type: instagram imagine, social media au

notes: hello lovely! yes i am accepting requests but as of now i'm only doing ones w charles (those who requested for other drivers pls be patient hehe) thank you so much for requesting and i hope you like this 🤍 hope you don't mind i tweaked some details!

about: as much as fans adore charles, they deem it "impossible" that rumors circulating social media are true!

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1023 comments

livelaughleclerc: totally relatable i would also risk my life for y/n

ynloves: oh who is he he's so adorable 😣

f1fans22: charles is a big fan of y/n and he will never live it down i fear

filmlines: KING HES SO RELATABLE

yourusername

liked by lanadelslay, charles_leclerc, zendaya, and 2,395,921 others

yourusername Word on the street? 💐

filmluver mam what do you mean word on the street the word is literally you and a formula 1 driver dating

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hamilecsz you're telling me there's a possibility her and charles are actually dating...

ynpopper who????? f1thusiast charles leclerc, he's an f1 driver, there's a rumor they're apparently dating

moviegeekz A soft launch??? Well this is new 🤭

lecsstappen CHARLES LIKED???

f1bees girl ofc he's her biggest fan its not surprising 😭

charles_leclerc

liked by landonorris, pierregasly, alexalbon23, and 1,204,295 others

charles_leclerc Some pop of color for today.

landonorizz THE FLOWERS???? SIR???

hamilt0n oh my god what if the rumor is actually true i am going to break down

sainzmilton ever since that rumor came out i haven't known peace 😣

maxyrbr19 i still dont believe he can pull her....

scuderiasz calm down guys he's just being a fanboy 🙏

charles_leclerc

liked by pierregasly, yourusername, lorenzotl, and 1,928,249 others

charles_leclerc Would still be your biggest fan even if I wasn't your boyfriend, but who says I can't do both?

Joyeux anniversaire, mon amour ❤️ Happy anniversary, my love.

tagged: yourusername

yourusername Glad to know I remain unparalleled as your favorite actress, baby 😘

charles_leclerc You're my favorite person, too 🤷 pierregasly Now that's just sick, Charles

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landonorris YEAH??? yourusername I'm sorry...

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yourusername My biggest fan 🤍 Sometimes it's unbelievable I get to be with you everyday.

yncults we love u queen we're so happy for you 🙏

lovingyn SO ADORABLE

filmpopz the hardest a hard launch has ever launched im afraid

charles_leclerc Some say it's the other way around 🤣

lecsluv he saw the comments omg 😭 ferrarirbr we're sorry we ever doubted you, king 😣

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tagging: @slytherheign, @honethatty12, @siovhanroy, @fdl305, @iloveyou3000morgan, @cxcewg, @sassyheroneckgiant, @ang3licho3, @pitlanebabe, @riverdalexvixens, @msliz, @boherahpsody (if anyone else wants to be a part of my taglist, pls lmk by replying or sending me a message hehe)

notes: thank you so much for reading <3