#hades funny

[worldscheeriestemo]

[freenos]

this conversation took me out

[nojaloart]

everyone give it up for god’s worstest failchild

[thehyacinthprophecy]

I like to imagine that Hades is real nice to Jason, yknow? Partly out of spite cuz he doesn't like Percy and partly to genuinely show he appreciates how well he treats Nico and looks after him. And I think that would make for some hilarious conversation like Jason goes "Yeah Hades is pretty neat I had to pop around a cemetery for a quest and he showed up out of nowhere, said he was just passing through, ended up helping me out and even bought me lunch" while Percy is just "he threw me in a dungeon once". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean we know Hades picks favorites and is capable of learning to be a better father/uncle sooooo.

Nico: Hey can I invite Will to our scheduled dinner next week?

Hades: I'm sure we can find an extra seat for him.

Nico: Can I also bring Meg?

Hades: Demeter would enjoy seeing her daughter.

Nico: Can I bring Jason?

Hades: Of course you can bring Jason.

Nico: Can I bring Per—

Hades: No.

[raspiberry]

How every Chaos and Mel interaction goes.

[bkyngw]

don't forget about him

[spineless-lobster]

So I cackled the new clip of jorge’s cut song that’s about achilles facing off against hector and this line is so abysmal it wraps back around to perfection and I just… I just had to make this

[foldingfittedsheets]

I got my car Hades back in 2015. My previous car got T-boned and I went hunting for a car that would tick my boxes. First box: it had to be a manual. They’re more pleasant to drive, cheaper to fix, and generally get better gas mileage. The nice lady at the dealership tried to argue automatic transmissions are the same cost to fix. Sure, Jan.

My new car also had to be a hatchback because I liked the shape and because it opened the door to adventuring as well as providing better storage if I needed to fit bigger stuff in the back.

Last, it needed to be a fun color. Truthfully I wanted green or orange or purple, but cars are woefully boring these days.

So I went out and I found Hades, a bright red Ford Fiesta. I loved her at once and she’s been a plucky and reliable vehicle for ten years at this point, seeing me safely along on road trips and daily commutes.

My beloved wife had a Ford Focus which died unexpectedly a few months ago, and we acquired Pomegranate, a pretty burgundy Nissan Leaf. Now, Pomegranate was intended to be my beloveds new commuter. But the kid at the dealership fully lied about her range and the reality is that unless my beloved wants to charge for an hour after they get off work they need to take Hades.

I don’t mind. I can’t park Pomegranate worth a damn but she gets me to and from my much closer commute just fine.

My beloved grouses about taking Hades though. “She’s your car in spirit, I wish I were taking Pomegranate.” I commiserated. If we move to get closer to my beloveds work we can switch back.

One day we got into Hades to go run an errand and my music started playing on Bluetooth. My Bluetooth had previously been turned off but it often automatically pairs to Hades.

My beloved huffed, “That’s how I know Hades is your car. I have an intricate ritual to get her to acknowledge my Bluetooth but for you she’ll just turn it on and play.”

It’s cute. I’m sure there’s a real tech answer for this phenomena but I don’t want to hear it. I like to think my car loves me.

[no-chair]

Scribble but I got too lazy to finish the background ebwjkek2

[brdtds]

my eagle and i we’re tight

[kdpartworks]

I NEED to see Poseidon’s reaction to cloudsidon (his zeus cloud counterpart)

Yeah sure. No resemblance at all. ZEUS: "I guess you're right. He's funnier." POSEIDON: "I'M VERY FUNNY!" HADES: "..." ZEUS: "..." POSEIDON: "...I hate you both."

[messymoonmad]

Power swap : inconveniences Hades in the sea

Poseidon got a lil megalomaniac, don't worry about it

Bonus : hades reigning over the fish

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4

Bonus

[freenos]

I vibed with meleris originally, but now the update has me in a chokehold and isn’t letting go

I love them so much

[gayforthesun]

It’s been two months and some change and I’m still not over how funny Moros is as a character like. He’s Doom. Every NPC is wary of him. Melinoë is constantly chastised for inviting him to the crossroads. He looks intimidating with his stance and his creepy eyes and his spiked antlers…and then the second you actually get any of his dialogue and hear his vaguely californian, soft spoken ass voice the whole illusion falls apart. Then from there it’s like oh he’s polite! and bashful. and awkward. Clearly he has no idea how to be friendly. He gives you a keepsake that’s ridiculously overpowered in the early game and then says “Princess!” in a flustered voice whenever you equip it. He’s an intense Odysseus fanboy. He has separation anxiety like a dog. He takes up witchcraft because Hecate gets tired of seeing him just stand in the same spot all night. And on top of it all his antlers aren’t even real. Character of all time to me

[princessofghosts-posts]

I think we as individuals moved on too fast from this.

Pag 67,Chapter 10,of the Hidden Oracle. Basically when Apollo went to talk to Chiron,with Will and Meg,and met Nico before entering the Big House.

Apollo got scared of Nico. We are talking about a god –the Sun God that brought him and his sister to CHB– that turned mortal not even 24h ago. Also,I love how the first thing Nico tells him,after years of not seeing him,is literally "You are probably going to die",but without making it oblivious.

And "Nico di Angelo's father" ? Apollo personally knows Hades and knows what he is capable of,he had knew so for centuries,but here he address him with his son's connection to him. Apollo ain't scared of Hades because he is Hades,he is scared of Hades because he is Nico's dad and in that moment he was scared of Nico.

Nico had one line with his introduction (before his attention shifted on Will for the rest of the book-) and was still able to put fear in a newly-turned-human-God that he personally met years ago. We need to talk more about this.

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

*Who are you?

aspect of Guan Yu lol