#haha get it becausr..

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arin from last nighttttttttt

[kavehshahrewar]

i had a dream about a fanart of kaeya x alhaitham and i dont know how to feel about it lmao(?) (i ship kavetham)

also dont ask why im having dreams about kaeya and alhaitham because i dont know either

- @mel0man1ac

Ohhhh haha I get it it’s a brain typo becausr it thought you said Kayetham when you meant Kavetham haha. Ha Ha all is well. Ha ha hajaha Ha

[simcardiac-arrested]

phoenix wright more like penis rights. haha get it becausr pe

like the legendddd of the penissss

[abeinginsand]

i'm here in your ask box now hiii

just thinking about taylor with really bad chronic pain flare ups and . i'm still thinking about tayloak oops...HEHAHEAHEAHS but like hehehe i dunno the teens having sleepovers or just hanging out but taylor's pain gets really bad maybe he gets up and his knees buckle and norm catches him and he can't stand becausr the pain is so fucking bad and taylor breathing heavily being on the verge of tears from the pain and the startle of the fall and normal and the others making him lie down and rest instead of trying to force himself to get up and do things

i just have a lot of love in my heart for the idea of the teens being so helpful and accommodating for taylor <3

Heya cookies, ahhh Taylor D: yess, wonderful that they all care so much and are supporting their friend in their own ways!! Its very sweet.

Tayloak is fun, I wrote an au hc once that they bonded over fanfic writing and music. They had this collaboration fic about miku and teeny teamup in a highschool battle of the bands against rival school mascots (or a similiar idea) haha. Also Taylor bonded with Normal's parents too usually since he'd wait at their house for his buddy to get back from practice or a game sometimes. Meant a lot to Normal that he'd wait for him, although might be mixed feelings on getting along with the parents part.

To go with the flare up thought, the two are working on their fic in the living room and flare up happens. After asking, Normal carries Taylor to the bedroom to rest. Taylor naps for a few hours and wakes up to Normal asleep in a chair and head resting on the bedside. He's surprised/touched, thinking he would have gone home by now. And maybe Normal is still holding one of his hands too.

[chasseuses]

reasons why I love floyd leech and why you should too

I'm a simp for the tweels- I'm so sorry my cursed account had to be my temporary simping grounds for them.

JDBKSEJKSHSJSNDKZBSKXBSKXBSKXBDKXHSJXHSJBXNSBXKSBXJDHXJDHXJDHDNKSBDKSBDNSJSJSKDJNDSKBDKD ahem

Floyd Leech, twin brother of Jade Leech and childhood friend of Azul Ashengrotto. Also a member of the Octavinelle Dorm along with the said two.

Heaven forbid me from screaming but GOD I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH it physically hurt me at first when someone asked me to pick who I liked better between the tweel. DHDDBJDH I FIRMLY BELIEVED,,, I'D LOVE THEM EQUALLY BUT UNFORTUNATELY THAT WASN'T THE CASE.

I HALF EXPECTED HIM TO ACT LIKE JADE TOO BUT THAT WAS NOT THE CASE AT ALL ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ HE ACTS LIKE HE'S HIGH ON PASTA ALL THE TIME EXCEPT WHEN HIS MOOD SWINGS BECOME RLLY BAD ಥ‿ಥ

LIKE I MENTIONED IN MY JADE POST-- HIS MATCHING EARRING WITH JADR SJKSHRJFBDJDBSJHDJSJD I CRY EVERY FUCKING TIME I NOTICE IT OH MY GOD

PL E A S E !!! HIS BOWTIE IS UNDONE AND THE FIRST BUTTON OF HIS SHIRT IS ALSO UNDONE WHAT THE FUVK AM I SUPPOSED TO THINKKKKFJRKFBDJ BUTTON THAT UP RIGHT NOW FLOYD I AM GOING BERSERK

can I just take my time to tell u guys how much i fucking love Octavinelle's dorm uniform??? it's just ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

also-- floyd in suspenders?????? Pretty please?????? With a cherry on top?????_)$(3+_+$;_+$+_ i will cry i am on my knees

LOOK-- MANY TIMES I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS TONGUE AND I CAN'T JUST NOT ADD IT HERE

LOOK AT THAT SMALL RBELEPFB IM GONNA CRY PUT THAT TONGUR BACK INTO UR MOUTH FLOYD OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

✨ purple eyeliner ✨

PLEASE PLEAS EPLEADE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME BECOME THAT HAT!!!_($+$($+ AS I MENTIONED BEFORE-- THIS MF IS THE TWIN OF JADE LEECH!! THE OWNER OF THE MOST NICE HANDS IN THE WHOLE GAME (IMO) THAT MEANS THIS GUY HAS SOME NICE HANDS UNDERNEATH THOSE FUCKING GLOVES TOO

Is that why he's good at basketball??? He has nice big hands??? Perfect to hold the basketball?? i dunno.

B A SK E T BALL mm yes reading his gym uniform personal story was a fucking blast-- his fuckidnfg performance depends on his mood and that is-??$(8$+$($+$+

I'm not the biggest fan of basketball but I would love to see him play AURHRUTGURTVJRURGTURGRHRHHD

this eel is 191cm tall 😭😭😭 he can tower over me too. yes- please do i am begging you

AURGEURGRUGRURGRHRGRURGURG HE CAN FUCKING SQUEEZE ME TO DEATH ANY DAY PLEASE I'LL THANK HIM

UARGURGRURGRURGRURHIB HIS SSR PERSONAL STORY SHIT I CRYR EVRRY TIME I READ IT BEVAUSR HOW THE DUCKCKKKFN IS HE LIKE THIS GOD FORBID ME FROM LOVINH HIM SO MUCH I CANT DO THIS NO MORE

HEHEHEHEH DO U HAVE SOME TIDDY UNDERNEATH THOSE CLOTHES???? DO U??_(8$+$($!$(";$(";$(";$("!_)"!

Anyways- the main reason why I fuckdindgd d love floyd so much is because of his personality-?$$($++_

this guy can do amazing shit and immediately go "eh~~ this is boring" in a span of 10 seconds and I love him for it. I live for it ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

also the way that he wants to do their 'jobs' ,,,,,, is to just break their bones and I kinda-??? i kinda went 😳 with that,, like uh huh ok that's cool 😳 please break my bones too if you have the time 👉👈

jade corners their victim with threatening words and his beautiful smirk while floyd starts cracking his knuckles saying things like "ahhh, let's just get this over already~~" it's me. i am the victim.

STEP ON ME HOLY FUCK I CANT SAY THIS ENOUGH BUT I'D LET HIM STEP ON MY ANY FUCKING DAY AND I'D THANK HIM AND BOW DOWN LIKE HE'S A GREEK GO-

please look down on me, floyd. ♥️

His smile. his fuCKING SMILE LIGHTS UP MY WHOLE WORLD HE IS MY PRIDE AND JOY GOD I WANT TO HOLD HIM GENTLY.... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE I WANT TO PROTECT THAT SMILE!!!!$(($($

he is also~ "Ughh~ I’m gonna wither and die…" a fucking mood

"We're good at squeezing tightly too. Wanna try, little shrimp?" i am on my knees, go ahead.

HIS MOST DISLIKED FOOD IS SHIITAKR MUSHROOMS DESPITE JADE'S LOVE FOR THEM AND I FIND THAT HILARIOUS THINKING ABT IT

this guy- this guy can dance i guvkdicndgdndjbddjbdjxbdkcndkxnkdnxkdndkdndkdndksnxksnsksjsodnskjdksjsksks sir,,, ur hand in marriage,, hand it over.

also has sharp teeth‼️ perfect for [REDACTED] 👁️👄👁️

DJKSHEKABEKAJS TAKOYAKI.......... IS HIS FAVORITE FOOD... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST IMAGINE HIM CHASING AZUL AROUND SCREAMING "LET ME EAT YOU" BECAUSE IAM CYRUFNDHFHSBFJFBBC

he calls yuu shrimp right??? if i become a shrimp will he ever consider gobbling me up or is that already an option in his book.

AWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOW I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CANT EVEN DDESCIRBE IT ANYMORE THIS IS SO FUCKDING HARDDDDD

I AM JUST. I AM LOVE HIM SO MUCHDHHD

HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JADE TOO-???? I AM SO SOFT BECAUSR OF IT

the way that he imitated jade in his ceremony robe sr,,,,,,,,,,,, please sir,,,,, i am deceased.

and jade mentioned how floyd can be clingy right?? even going as far as to follow him in class although they're in different classes. i think that's pretty fucking cute

this guy can also??? cook??? haha sir 💍 i am on one knee

AURGRURGRJVRB I THINK THAT'S IT????? I'M WRITING THIS AT 2AM PLEASE I AM HAVING FLOYD BRAINROT JUST READ HIS STORIES AND LOVE HIM 💘💘💝💝💝💖💕💖💕💗💞💗💕💕💗💗💗💗💕💕💖💞💖💕💗💕💖💕💖💞💗💕💘

that is all. i hope this doesn't radiate horny energy because i sTG I HELD BACK SO FUCKING MUCH SKDJSKDJSKDNKSJDKD i hope u guys will learn to love him like how I do now~~ hehe i am but a lowly simp

[harley-michaels-main]

If you have time to do a match up I would really appreciate it! If not then you definitely don't have to. My name is Mikayla and I'm an INFP. I'm about 5'7" and have really messy light brown hair. I have green eyes. My personality is more introverted and I get anxious when around people I'm not completely comfortable with. If I am comfortable with someone expect a full 180, haha. With people I'm comfortable with I am pretty loud and friendly and I love to make people laugh. I can get a bit clingy because I love holding people's hands but not a lot of people appreciate that. I love reading and watching TV or anything that involves a well written story. My love language is physical touch so I would be pretty cuddly. I love animals and plants. My ideal date would be going somewhere like an aquarium or a garden, because they're both so cool. I have a major sweet tooth.

I would like a demon slayer matchup please, and if you can, I would also like a MHA matchup. If you can't, please don't worry about it. I'm bisexual but prefer boys.

Hi Mikayla babes, how are you doing? I hope you're having a great day/night and I hope you enjoy your match-ups! Stay happy and healthy, beautiful.

Your Demon Slayer Match Up is...

Gyomei Himejima

Gyomei first saw you as another one of his subordinates that he needed to protect. He wanted to make sure that all demon slayers he knew were safe although it was highly unrealistic.

He thought it was odd how shy and distant you were when he first met you. Compared to all of the other demon slayers that he had met, you were one of the few that didn't seem to like to have a lot of attention.

He can be rather tough at times, but that doesn't mean that he is harsh, he merely wants to make sure that you are doing your best and making sure that you are able to protect yourself when he isn't there.

As he gets closer to you, he is rather surprised to see that other side of your personality. He finds it endearing that you are comfortable enough around him to be able to show him this side of you.

He loves joking with you and having small spar matches. He always goes easy on you of course, but that doesn't mean he doesn't put up a bit of a fight.

Gyomei realizes his feelings for you when you two go to a garden. Since he is blind he can't see any of the flowers, but hearing you excitedly explain all of them to him caused a warm feeling to spread in his chest.

In a relationship, he always tries his best to be there for you, but he is a hashira with a lot of different missions.

He loves the quality time he spends with you and while he isn't the biggest with physical touch, he is willing to try it for you.

He is slightly scared because he is worried that he will hurt you. He knows his own strength and knows that he can easily hurt people.

He does learn to love to hold your hand, however. It makes him feel better that he knows that you are there with him even though he can sense you in any room.

If you were to read for him, he would be a goner. He loves stories, but he has never been able to read them. So to have someone be able to read them for him made him feel more loved.

In the end, he is very attentive and will do anything to help and protect you.

Your My Hero Academia Match Up is...

Kirishima Eijiro

Kirishima originally saw you as another classmate. He wanted to get to know you better and be able to grow closer to you.

He understood that you were a shy person by nature, but it didnt stop him from wanting to become your friend.

He took his time to make sure not to freak you out or anything, but he did make sure to put in effort and respect your boundaries, as a true man should.

When he does get to see your more outgoing side, he wants to get to know this side of you even more! He's estatic that you are more open to him because it makes him feel like you trust him more.

There's also no need to worry about being to clingy Becausr Kirishima is just as clingy! Even as just friends you too are seen hugging or just leaning on each other a lot.

He first realizes his feelings for you after the attack at the training camp. While he was trapped in the classroom, you were fighting for your life. He was powerless to do anything.

It made him realize that he wanted to be there to protect you at all times.

When you too start dating, he treats you like the absolute queen that you are.

He does everything for you and he will buy you almost everything that you ever wanted, even if you dont ask for it. You look at a snack for more two seconds? Boom, its in the basket.

He loves to take you sight seeing on dates because he gets excuses to take so many photos of you. His favorite photo is a picture of you at the beach at golden hour.

However, Kirishima can be rather insecure. He knows that there are better people out there and he knows that you can get anyone you want.

It will take a bit of time and a lot of convincing to get him to understand that you arent leaving him, but it will be worth it in the long run.

All in all, he will treat you like the queen you deserve t I be treated like, but he will need you there to be there for him as well.

[insertofalord]

Even Numbers plus one for Bart for the F/O as the self shipper asks!!!!

1. What kind of blog does your f/o have? Do they selfship on main? Do they look like a regular fan? Quiet reblogs or lots of gushing? Lots of analyses of your character and your source or incoherent blabbering? Do they have a headcanon blog? Do they try to roleplay as you?

Oh Barto seems like he would self ship on main???? No shame, cringe culture is dead and if you make fun of the selfshipping blog he will know where to find you. The blog will also have reblog about the straw hats.

Oh LOT OF GUSHING. He's a dork and smash those key emojis and incoherent babbles in the tag, with ALL THE POST. Me doing something stupid?? "OMG SO CUTE." Me doing something badass, being sarcastic and dangerous???"SWEET ANGEL I LOVE YOU."

Oh no idea if he would have an hc blog?? I don't really see it, tho I can imagine him trying to roleplay me and that's adorable dkdkdn

2. Do they prefer selfshipping by inserting themselves into your source,  or by daydreaming about you in their own little / personal world, or by  imagining you by their side during their daily life? Hmmm, I would say first option or last? Both??? 🤔

For the last I imagine it more being motivational, like "Lixan would be proud of me!!!!" or something haha

4. Do they spend more time on wikipedia, on your fandom wiki, on your TV tropes page? Looking for official content they might’ve missed, like fun trivia? Looking for fanart, for fics? Looking for information and details and references for fics or art or other fancontent they’re making because they want to make sure they get everything right?

I can imagine him being like me, a pic hoarder. Just becausr he does that in canon LMAO

The fandom wiki, details and references, but not sure it's for getting art references or anything, just the joy of hoarding it and knowing everything! He would 100% read every x reader he can find and sometime cringe at the mischaracterization! He cries when there it's angsty and will mope a little if it somehow involve my death/me getting hurt/me doing something immoral I wouldn't do.

6. Does your f/o have a selfship wedding with you? Do they celebrate it on their blog or more privately, with their fellow selfshipper friends? Do they make any content (like art, fics, etc) to celebrate?

OH NO IDEA??? Probably!!! Seems like something he would do! I am divided between public or not but... Maybe a very public announcement but the wedding is with his friends(the barto club, who would be hardcore into my media as well lol)

I... don't think Barto can draw and I'm not sure he knows how to write or read in canon?????? A playlist and a moodboard maybe

8. Do your f/o and your friend’s f/o plan for double dates since their f/os (you and your friend) are from the same source? How would that go?

... I have no friend's f/os who is close to Barto so no idea vdijjmqh

10. Does your f/o have very creative ship names, or are they bad with finding tags / ship names, or do they just use regular fandom tags?

No shame, regular fandom tag! He tries to be very creative and poetic but fail and goes nevermind. He uses my name or a petname!

12. Do they post any videos related to your source? Like AMVs? Or reaction vids (with them reacting to your source as they read / watch / play / etc)? If your source is a game, do they make a walkthrough? Is it a perfect walkthrough, a more casual one?

He has a badly edited amv of both of us to EVERY TIME WE TOUCH (I GET THIS FEELING), bad boy or womanizer idk dbdjdb

I have no idea what my source would be(I could see a fantastic or sci fi cartoon haha), but anyway every time I'm mentioned/on screen he screams and fanboy. It becomes almost incoherent because he cries. Yes not only in sad scenes, sometime he just needs to cry because I'm on screen dbdbd

14. Do they have merch of you? What kind of merch? Posters? Keychains? Stickers? Stuffed toys? (And if they have a plush of you, do they kiss it and sleep with it?)

Hahaha his whole room is covered are you kidding?? In canon he formed a whole crew as a fanclub for Luffy after meeting him ONCE. He has plushes and all official merches and probably a cosplay.

16. Which of your f/os has 1341 pics of you saved on their phone / laptop? What kind of pic did they choose as their phone / laptop background? Is it a canon pic of you, or fanart, or art of their selfship with you?

Yeah that's Barto, he has 1341 pics of me(which is weak. Just for All Might I have more than 2600 only in the phone gallery). He chose those lovecore edits as his background, I could see it... or those flowercrown edits. Canon pics... Or maybe a fanart of us getting married that he commissioned???

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. honey nut cheerio lady robin hood who likes christmas but is allergic to the pine tree lefty eyebag 😌

I fell asleep but then woke up, saw your answers and fell back asleep 😅 I was going to respond but I couldn't keep my eyes open and I would have probably typed some gibberish.

Hope you slept well. Doing anything fun today? Or just finishing up little stuff before you guys leave for the airport?

So when you do that, does it ever creep your customers out when you guess their order correctly? Also, the thing about guessing the voices from animation or movies, that's amazing. I could never even guess or be close to who it is if I did guess.

I'm the same way with names and numbers. I try to guess the name and it's always far off 😅 then numbers always get jumbled.

Ah I see. What's the most words you have written in just an hour? Also, have you ever finished writing a fic then reread it after and scrap the whole thing?

I'm the same way with reading fics with a lot of kinks. I think I just read the fic, but then once I see something disturbing to me, I stop. I try to push myself to see if I can handle reading it, but then it actually weirds me out so I can't continue 😅

I think my answer is the same as yours. Especially the bdsm with pain, or if it has blood and other bodily functions..no no for me. And is pet play like beastiality? Sorry I don't think I know that.

I did not expect the naenae song 🤣 do you do the dance too?? Hahaha

For me:

1. Dynamite by BTS

2. Secret Love Song by Little Mix

3. Any country songs lol

Name 3 songs that remind you of your crush.

- CuriousGeorge

Hello hello youngins righty eyebag! 😅

I wanna see what kind of giberish u type if u reply mr when u r sleepy.lol.

How r u? N how was ur day? R u feeling better emotionally?

I didnt sleep well last night. Stayed up until like past 2.am. i got a little panic attack becausr i overthought if i forget something or if i pack too much.

We got to the hotel around 4pm. N im just chillin now.

The hotel is nice.. was thinking to sleep early tonight because we gotta wake up at 4am to go to the airport but the room has a separated room like a living room with desk n chair with tv also, so it is so tempting to stay up late n write. 😅 but i think i should sleep early..but im not sure.lol.

Haha no. They actually love it.. but i did kinda shocked one customer though because i started the talk in a wrong way but then she laughed about it. It was when i was in new orleans walk at night n i was kinda drunk. N i recognize too. N my drunk ass talked to her n say "excuse me, u live in ...(city name) right?" 😅

N her drunk face was like "wtf" n she said yeah.. n i was like "oh no dont worry, im sorry..i work at (sushi restaurant name) n i serve ur table pretty often." Then i start mention her regular orders n then she recognize me.🤣🤣🤣 n she laughed. Then we walked the bourbon street together drunk. 🤣

About recognize actors / actress voice in animation movie, sometimes i got it right sometimes i dont.😅🤣

Yeah numbers n names r hard to remember.

I never pay attention how much i write in an hour. Mostly 1 fic i wrote at least between 4-6K words but the most in one fic i think it's like 12K but i end up splitting them to few parts. If The Monsters Within a whole one fic it will be the longest i hv written because over 18K words n still counting. 😊

Yeah i have done that, but not scraping the wholr thing though, i scrapped almost half of it.. one time i wrote quite a lot, ideas flowed n stuff..i wrote it on google doc n it was on offline mode because i was on a flight. But when i finally connect it to internet, the part that wrote was not saved n gone.. i wanted to cry. I think it was the dark wanda fic "I Love You Too Much" i dont know if u have read that but yeah i had to write all over again.

Haha yeah im like that too. It was an age play fic, i tried to be open minded about it but i stopped in the middle because i couldnt read it.

Petplay is a kink where one of them act like a pet such as puppy,or kitten or bunny. I dont mind reading light pet play but not too much. Im not good at explaining this but i guess u can google it. 😊

Haha yeah sometimes i do the nae nae song but only when im drunk. 😅 im not a good dancer n too shy for that. But when im drunk im a different person.😅🤣

Ah okay.. i will check those songs.. u dont like country song? I think pop country r very nice to listen to, for me. 😊

Song that reminds me of H? Hmm...

1. Gorgeous by Ash (the one that inspired me smut idea with Natasha. 😊

2. Con La Brisa by Foudeqush

3. Gooey Rework by Glass Animals. 😁

What about u?

Also i think u asked something about pt. 4. I dont remember if i have answered it or not. Can u remind me again? Im too lazy to scroll to my answers right now. Sorry. 😁😆

Next question?

Cheerio! (Not the cereal one)

[scummy-writes]

Don't you apologize to us. It's really impressive that you have a real life job and life, and you still continue to write for this fandom. You could literally come home and say "Fuck that", then have a damn glass of wine or just go to sleep. But you don't. You still choose to make us very happy and to comfort us by writing mm headcanons. You still choose to take some time and space out of your day to write them. I greatly respect you becausr of that, so don't you apologize to us.

;______; I'm so happy I keep getting sweet anons lately. You guys keep being nice even though I haven't posted a good hc in a couple of days, and I really appreciate it!I'm just apologizing because of all things that's stopping me it's *that* time of month that's messing with me ndndhjdThank you for being so sweet ;;; I really appreciate it! It's nice getting kind messages, but I am just one of you guys, haha!