#haha just kidding...unless
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Half an age to love, other to miss for a half elf
#ocs#dnd#what if you were a tiefling and i was a half elf and we were sworn lovers#and then you died of old age when I only lived through half of my life span#so then I have to yearn for you for the rest of it#haha just kidding...unless
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how we feeling spy nation
#tf2#tf2 spy#team fortress 2#rochedotpng#spy tf2#tf2 spoilers#i for one. am feeling great#do you think he's up for making more kids to abandon. haha just kidding. unless....#break glass in case of gilf
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Dread really is like. The best when it comes to characterizing Samus. The way she lowers her weapon when she realizes it's Kraid. How she sits when she first meets Quiet Robe. The occasional peaks under her visor throughout the game. Her first time ACTUALLY SPEAKING in the game, and it being IN CHOZO. Like she's so cool.
#rambles#metroid#metroid dread#samus#samus aran#Mmmm what if I f/o'd her#haha just kidding#Unless...?
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returned from the dead to offer this
i might make a part two who knows hee hee
part two | part three
#haikyuu#i love cheesefish art#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#kuroo testuro#hq art#hq kuroo#kuroo tetsurou#haikyuu bokuto#bokuto koutarou#bokuto kotaro#hq bokuto#hq suna#suna rintarō#suna rintarou#hq nekoma#inarizaki#fukurodani#*disappears for another 2 months*#haha. no just kidding. unless
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A sort of mad scientist AU where Y/N is, of course, a mad scientist. You suffer from chronic illness and you are desperate to make your experiments work but you struggle without help. You refuse to take on a human assistant out of a desire to not be treated as lesser--as if you can't conduct great, horrific experiments like the other crazed scientists. You stubbornly set yourself to work without any such succor in your tower and the days pass, wearing heavily on your soot marked hands and aching, waning body.
A solution appears right at your feet one evening while rummaging around for some material in the grimy streets (dead animals, toxic waste--the usual to carry out unethical tests) and discover two abandon animatronics in the back alley, left to rot and turn to rust. There's close to zilch hope for the two but you're not a mad scientist for no reason. You drag the endoskeletons home before prompting collapsing for a day or two after overextending yourself and paying the price.
Once you get your strength back (and cursing your weakness) you turn all your effort to cleaning and preparing the endoskeletons. The celestial model of the animatronics would be helpful in your work, no? One after the solar ball of gas which beams heat and light onto the world and the other after the gray rock which brightens the night and tugs on the tides. Sun and Moon. You solder wires and revamp the servos. You hold and handle the limbs and heads of the animatronics as if they were sleeping. Soon, they will wake.
There's just one problem. They need a spark. Not a bit of ember from fire or the first crack of electricity from a splitting fork of lightning. A spark of life. And you contain such material within yourself. It's dangerous to lord over life and play god, but you need them.
The night storms when you prepare the animatronics with their chassis open, lying down on tables. You are steady despite the buzz in your veins in the face of the most dangerous experiment you have conducted yet. With these two are your side, there will be many to come. You spill your blood, split away two pieces of your pulsing core, and set two tiny sparks of life from your beating heart into the animatronics. Your head spins with pain and hope. The hum of servos whirling to life touches your eardrums. A great rumble of thunder shakes the tower. Your vision is slowly swallowed by darkness as you start to collapse but before you fall, two glowing pairs of eyes open.
When you wake, you're in your bed, in the dark, and your chest is bandaged. You hardly have the strength to touch the blood-stains soaking into the gauze but a silver and blue hand stops you. Red eyes pierce you at your bedside, a dark personage holding your wrist. Standing on the other end of your bed is a tall figure with ghostly pale optics falling over you. Dread fills your marrow at what exactly you brought back from death. A raspy voice raises a question. Who are you?
The animatronics. They're alive. They want answers, and you are more than willing to supply them. You give a very detailed, breathy response about how this all came to be, and when you propose that they become your assistants in your endeavors, they silently share a glance and nod in unison.
Though you fear you got off to a rough start with them putting you into bed after making sure your heart was still beating, they prove to be everything you want—and more. They have no desire to return to whoever tossed them to the street and left them as scrap metal, and you finally have extra hands to hold together metal contraptions and nimble fingers to set the exact scalpel blade size you need in your hand when cutting into a carcass.
They do not infantilize you in your sickness, much to your aching relief. Sun, however, is poignant in reminding you that pushing yourself past your energy capability, such as walking into town and dragging back a metallic frame for a killing contraption, will result in you needing a day of recovery. Moon sharply remarks that willingly subjecting yourself to an overnight of experimenting with beating hearts and lightning strikes will most likely cause a pain flare, but they never stop you. They never decide for you. They see you—not the unending illness clawing at your edges and leaving its marks on your flesh.
Though you learn to manage yourself better—for science, of course. You request Sun's assistance for lifting heavy plates into place before you bolt and screw them down. He's all too cheerful to lend a hand. When it grows late, you allow Moon to lead you to bed before the fire in your muscles becomes a roaring inferno. He tells you softly that he's been recording the number of good and bad days you have, and that your flare-ups don't appear as often when you have a full night's rest. Your assistants are pleased—with the improvement in your experiments, of course.
It's rare, but sometimes you'll catch an odd sentence or two from Sun about where they were before, and how much nicer it is here. You give them much. You don't shout or throw things at them. He lays a hand over his chassis and smiles. Moon will look at you sometimes, and when you ask why he's staring, he says that you have never raised a hand to them. It's strange. He thought all mad scientists were the same. He's glad to be wrong.
You're glad they're with you too. Your science has never been madder and you don't lay through bad days alone anymore. You don't like talking about your chronic illness. The discussions you've had in the past with peers and professors revolved around how you're handling it and what it's doing to you today. Can you still do your work? It's not mad or experimental or new—it's just sad. Other people think you're sad and pitiful, and you would rather die trying to conduct a hazardous experiment than ever stop to tend to yourself.
Sun and Moon learn to take your mutters and curses in stride when another flare-up hits. They ask questions occasionally, wondering how long you've lived with this and if it would ever be cured but they seem to already suspect the answer. Sure, you've tried several times to manufacture an antidote to whatever poison sits in your veins, but such endeavors have only ended with you waking up, lying in your own vomit. They don't give you pity, not like the others have. No, Sun holds your hand between his large digits and asks if you've eaten anything yet. Moon touches your shoulder when you stare out of the circular window in your tower and asks if he can walk you to your bed.
They need you, and they know what great work you're doing here, crafting weapons of mass destruction, simmering glowing liquids, and putting together new creations—not like them, no. Nothing compares to your assistants.
#mad scientist au#i just don't know what this is exactly but it's here so take it#mad scientist!reader#assistant!sun#assistant!moon#be a shame if y/n did try to make a third lovely assistant animatronic but used a thread of their mind instead of a spark from their heart#haha just kidding#unless...#this mad work
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Ludovica and Luck from @pepurika 's web comic, Tiger, Tiger!
(inspired by the Sophie and Howl kiss from Howl's Moving Castle)
#tiger tiger#webcomic#illustration#ks sketches#what if we were girls and you were wreaking world-ending havoc and we kissed...just kidding haha... unless ?
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all three together! 💚💙🧡



(sorry for the repost, I just like seeing finished series all together)
#somebody talk to me about what art movements and artists i relate to the dream team or ill cry#haha just kidding#unless...#dteamblr#dream team#dreamwastaken#dreamblr#georgenotfound#gnf#404blr#sapnap#pandasblr#my art#???? kind of ????#i do irl collage too so ill count it el oh el#collage
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nevermore character sheets but everyones dislikes is just "montresor"
including montresors
#haha just kidding#unless#montresor nevermore#nevermore webtoon#dare i say#rmm's ever after academy (nevermore au)
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OP I love your content but like... you have GOTTA stop feeding the trolls, these right-wing chuds are sending you these anons to get a rise out of you and laugh about it with their buddies. Just delete their asks, you aren't gonna change their minds by answering their BS, and they're just going to send more because they know that you'll respond
don’t worry, i block them before i post the funny stuff
honestly i’m not even offended from what they’re saying, it just makes me commit a little giggle at how pathetic they are
if they come after me they probably kept making alt accounts just to mess with me so you know whos obsessed which makes it even more pathetic 😭
#kanrambles#ask#i wish this was old tumblr so i can find the anon’s ip address#then i can dox them 😔 /joke…#too bad tumblr has upgraded their security or i would have [redacted]#haha just kidding!!!…. unless
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well, the people have spoken….
THE BLUE MORPHO IS A TRANS MAN‼️
#haha just kidding…unless?#🏳️⚧️#DON MY BELOVED <3#the blue morpho#don fitzcarraldo#vbros#venture bros#the venture bros
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do yyou guys htink they like echother 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
#Average fandom ships tbh#I'm not serious in thinking they're good for each other of course but WHAT IF they were both in love with ME? Haha just kidding unless#transformers#transformers one#elita one#elita 1#airachnid#tf one elita#tf one airachnid#Idk their ship name uhhhh airachlita
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Miniature Food Earrings
#please buy my ravioli earrings i was so proud of them lmao#just kidding#haha unless..?#i'm so sorry#just entertaining myself down here#food tw#miniature food#food jewelry#miniature food jewelry#novelty jewelry#handmade
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We should give Fish Stanley/ Relativity Falls Stanley, SHANKLIN give him a therapy possum that kid is too sad
Who do you think killed Filbrick???
Selfish Shellfish AU - Masterpost
#Selfish Shellfish AU#relativity falls#ask#gravity falls#stanley pines#shanklin#i wanted to be mean and be like Shanklin stayed in gravity falls just like everyone else Stanley loved#but this is much funnier#now stan's on the run and taking the fall for the stab possum#but shanklin stays by his side#stan is pretty sure that everytime Shanklin screeches and bites that one place on his arm bloody he says “i love you”#Shanklin might just be hungry who knows#stan can't let animal control catch poor shanklin#he loves him. rabies and all#very sad and very fishy relativity falls au -name still pending#tw death mention#tw child abuse#Shanklin saw his food source in danger an attacked :D#Stan always gives him the best snacks#Stan is on the run but nothing hurts. They're just a weird kid and a stab possum#huh I imagine Stan to be just a little kid in this but if years passed he cant be#UNLESS Stan died together with Shanklin and they're both ghosts-not that the gravity falls crew knows it yet. Filbrick hid it all#and told them Stan doesn't want to talk to them#They can finally leave New Jersey and of course will be dragged right to gravity falls#little Shanklin might just be something like a spirit guide for Stan? a guardian possum? hmm#and then Stan and Shanklin finally arrive in Gravitiy Falls and thats so funny. Why is Stanford big now? Did he eat some weird mushrooms#again for science? Haha so hey#Whats up everyone? why are you looking at me like that? STOP LOOKING AT ME! SHANKLIN HELP
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you're rubbing off on me
#stressmonster101#iskall85#hermitblr#hermitcraft 10#stresskall#haha just kidding#unless..?#look i can take only so much flirting before i start to ship a motherfucker
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Spanking proficiency tier list
(I will not elaborate)
saw this and had to it with my very biased selection of characters lol
#to start the year with wholesome™ content#all might#dark might#all for one#headcanon#umm should i tag this as-#all might x reader#endeavor x reader#dark might x reader#someone's gotta do it#i guess#all for one x reader#haha just kidding#unless...?#endeavor#bnha
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