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Pedro Pascal is my bitch and I will marry him
Sometimes heaven is a 49-year-old man
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…cant relate
Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
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i wanna gatekeep the mcr concert so bad. i s2g if u only know wttbp DO NOT INTERACT
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Today my therapist told me she thinks I have ASPD, just in a really atypical way. Like I am super hyper aware of both myself and what I'm feeling, and other people and what they're feeling, and I react accordingly. So like I have cognitive empathy and I'm also good at catching and analyzing impulsive thoughts/behaviour in myself. Which makes it so I don't externally present typical ASPD symptoms. But I still have like the lack of respect for rules/authority, and absence of emotional empathy, and inability to connect with people, and like a general malaise for people as a whole, and alllll the other bits that are characteristic for ASPD. So like ???
Idk. I've known Something beyond just autism and generic trauma responses was going on for a long time now, and I've been suspecting a cluster B of some kind for about a year. It's just. Relieving? To finally have someone be like "yeah you probably have ASPD". Because like now I have a name for all these symptoms and experiences I feel, that makes sense and legitimizes all of it.
#my therapist also told me that i have the most unique combination of personality traits/symptoms she has ever seen#she said she'd be really curious about what i'd score on the mmpi lmao#i think that's therapist speak for “i want to study you under a microscope”#slash silly ofc but honestly i'd be curious too#i wanna know what it'd indicate about me#anywayyy time to process this new vision of myself as someone with medically recognized aspd#aspd#antisocial pd#antisocial personality disorder#am i allowed to use the actually antisocial tag now#slash silly slash half joking i won't for now. i think i wanna let it settle in a bit first#tag rambles
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#english moots and england fans don't come for me i am slovak.#this is a shitpost ofc pls don't hate me. i am only half joking...#i have unexplainable hatred for them. since forever#euro 2024#football
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Telling myself that Vel and Cinta got too powerful for S2 lol. They're hyper competent at getting stuff done while reflecting and growing as people, and had their disillusionment with Luthen/his methods more or less when they reunited
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The last straw for Toriel, which lead her to divorce Asgore, was when Kris came out as enby and Asgore was so excited to support them, that he went ahead and changed their full name into something more neutral.... which, since Asgore is atrocious at naming stuff, turned out to be "Kristophine"....
They pretend "Kris" is the full name. There is no full version. Don't look in the documents.
#i'm only half-joking#like i can fully see Asgore doing that#not maliciously though#this man doesn't have a malicious bone in his body he's just stupid and oblivious#and is horrible at naming things and people.#I mean this mf named his son by mashing together his and his wife's names#ofc he'd do something as dumb as mashing together “Kristopher” and “Kristine” and thinking it sounds good#poor Kris#and no wonder Toriel divorced his ass#deltarune#deltarune shitpost#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#asgore dreemurr#asgore deltarune#toriel dreemurr#toriel deltarune
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happy mother’s day to moms yes n also older sisters cause we mother too
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leo was always destined to not win the love triangle because he was so disturbed by the sammy revelation but if frank found out that hazel dated his ancestor shen lun he would not give a fuck. he's down SO bad it couldn't possibly be a deal breaker. like it would be a little weird but ultimately he'd be all "... ok? that's old news. I don't even know him." it's literally just another messy legacy from his ancestor that he has to redeem and course correct
#I'm half joking here ofc but can you fucking imagine????????#doesn't work for a couple of reasons but like..... you Can tweak this a little to make it work. like shen lun obviously has to be#going to a segregated school with hazel in 1930s new orleans#a freaking shapeshifter with hazel 😭😭😭 oh my god that's crazy. what if he turned into a dragon and ate rufus#(rufus was one of hazel's bullies that sammy clowned on to make him back off of her in the moa flashback)#one day I'll do shen lun headcanons LMAO#frank zhang#frazel#hazel levesque#frazelposting#baye.txt#pjo#frankposting
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Hey, hey! :D I'm not active follower of yours but I see your arts on my dash time to time (I love your art style, it's so cute!). I recently noticed you draw future Leo with more arms and eyes and it instantly made me think of Sukuna in Jujutsu Kaisen so... I wanted to ask is he the inspiration / idea behind future Leo's look? :3
Nono, the TRUE inspiration was:
#asks#freshavocado#HALF JOKING LMAOOO#this design for steg is..... a SIGHT#and ahh glad you like the art even if you dont follow!#but also its not really a future leo design#just a future/present leo fusion :)#steven universe style ofc
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Every few episodes I find a strong Jonah parallel, and a less enlightened soul will tell you it's because the podcast is a carefully crafted narrative that through 160 episodes explores how different people grapple with similar forces and come to sometimes different, sometimes similar conclusions, and that in any case the attempt to pass on victimhood by inflicting it on someone else is the core of avatarhood and the show itself, or something. But me, I think it's because the podcast is about Jonah.
#mine#him#Half joking ofc because the former explanation is also true.#But I do unironically believe he is the heart (ha) of the show.
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I just now imagined Eustass Kid with cornrows. What do you think? 🤔
Somehow sounds racist.
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My artfight hot take is that people who complain about not getting attacked don’t know the true best part of the game is scrolling through recent attacks till you find an artist/designs you like with like no defenses.. repeat x10 and there u go lol… I love finding people like that and then jumpscaring them, it’s so fun!!
#artfight#not art#it’s just a fun feeling to know that ur one of the first attacks#like. I almost never attack ppl with just a huge amount of defenses cause like#are they even gonna see it xD#(unless I’m revenging ofc)#also I’m half joking gang enjoy AF however you want#it just bugs me when ppl complain and I check their page and#they have like. 2 attacks or smth against super popular creators or wtv idk#like ofc ur not getting revenged you haven’t attacked anyone!! (who will more likely revenge)#also clarifying I don’t attack people just for revenges !!!!!#I just like spooking ppl who don’t have much yet!!!#(..and it’s a bonus if they also happen to revenge .. my blorbos….)
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So I've decided

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the subtitle industrial complex doesn't want the people to know that louis said "i had you covered" when he walked in on claudia and madeleine in s2ep6. every english subtitle track i've found for the show omits that line




louis' full spoken dialogue here is "i'd like a few months where you don't tear things down or fuck things up. i had you covered."
#this is a joke post ofc i don't actually think big subtitle(tm) is hiding this line#i think it just got overlooked in the original track bc the characters were talking over each other#and all subsequent subtitles just copied the original track from amc and left it out without thinking#but considering that over half the fandom still likes to pretend claudia's safety didn't factor into louis' decisionmaking in paris#it's such a glaringly specific omission isn't it lmao. like the line is still ugly and blunt and boiling over with resentment!!#quote jacob he's making things up to her and resents that he has to make things up to her even tho he shouldn't#he thought he had her covered. he thought he got it right and struck the right balance to assure her safety and he was so so wrong#but it's still important that this is part of what he was tryna do
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reminder that for me ever saint in saint seiya is, in fact, a butch lesbian
#/hj#I say half joke because yes I do understand that the whole patriarchal system is important to the functioning of the sanctuary#however I do also seriously see them all as butch lesbian#they’re all butch4butch in a way#seisao being the only exception as butchfemme ofc#for example camilo is long haired butch4butch#meanwhile shuralia is short haired butch4butch#butch4butch#butch lesbian#saint seiya#saint seiya headcanon#lesbian headcanon#do y’all have the vision ?#knights of the zodiac#los caballeros del zodiaco#pegasus seiya#dragon shiryu#cygnus hyoga#andromeda shun#phoenix ikki#gold saints#bronze saints
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