#handler week

[the-lesbian-of-too-many-fandoms]

OK SO NO ONE WANTED TO TELL ME THERE WAS AN ENTIRE WEEK DEDICATED TO MY BABY BOI AND I MISSED IT?!?!!

[roserotz]

who is this diva

[raptorladylover6969]

heh…it’s lesbian visibility week everyone draw raptormoms neow or ur lebsianphobic /j

[s4mmysc0wm1ttenz]

Behind every evil gay communist is a even gayer, more evil communist

[get-rammed]

Forgot to upload this here. But honk honk we're going back to the pizza-plex for a brief moment

[cupcakewebkinz]

It's almost Easter time babes, you know what this means~

Easter Shellevision.

in my au because fuck you I can do what I want (silly / very not serious at all)

Sorry this took so long to write I definitely got distracted a lot this week with irl issues... And Dandy's World. I'll try to post more often when things settle down again.

If you want me to tag you when I post, just ask! But for rn, @soupiestzilla EAT YOUR FOOD YOU INSPIRED THIS TOO RAHHHH

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The two toons were in their room together, getting ready for what Shanon called a 'work event', but the two had their suspicions that this wasn't the whole truth as they usually weren't invited along on these trips. However, Shelly wasn't complaining as she got to wear one of her pretty dresses, and soon turned to look at Vee as she adjusted her lavender dress just a little bit for comfort. It was a simple but pretty and frilly dress, it really made her happy to wear it out finally. Vee was just in one of her usual tuxedos, but she looked over Shelly with a dark blush on her screen.

"My my, I had no idea they invited pretty princesses to a spring picnic." She stated quietly, getting a few giggles from Shelly. She knew she looked pretty, but she highly doubted her simple dress made her look like a princess. But before she could say anything, she watched as Vee grabbed something from her closet before coming over and putting it right on Shelly's head. It was one of her sunhats, which she kept around the house so she could go outside without the sun blinding her screen, but now it was on the fossil's head and Vee was gently adjusting the matching lavender bow on it before she backed away again.

"It fits so well, you can wear it today." Vee stated, then she turned back around and went back to her closet, leaving Shelly a blushing mess as she looked at herself in the mirror. She was right, it did match, but it also smelled like Vee. Shelly carefully took it off and put it against her face, taking in her girlfriend's smell as she relaxed for a moment, though she soon put it back on herself and looked back at Vee. The other was slowly and carefully tying her light purple bowtie, and obviously struggling, so Shelly walked over and gently did it for her.

"There we go, you look like a prince, you know?" Shelly quietly said, getting a fit of giggles in return from the robot. Vee then gently grabbed Shelly's hands and gave one a gentle kiss, then smiled and winked at her.

"Every princess needs a prince to watch over them, silly. Well, in this case, a princess who hates dresses." Vee replied with a mischievous grin, soon giggling as she let go of her partner and going back to her closet.

"We both know you're stronger than me, I don't know why I made that joke." She then stated as she put on a purple hat of her own, which matched her purple suit quite nicely. Shelly just shook her head at her, crossing her arms at that comment. Even though she was right, it was kind of funny regardless, especially since a lot of people assumed Vee was stronger. She wasn't, not by much though. Once Vee was ready though, Shelly gently took her hand and they walked out together, finding Shanon in the living room. She was wearing a black sundress with pink dinosaurs of various species on it, her accessories also being dinosaur themed - just like she usually dresses. She was in front of a mirror, fixing her light red lipstick a little bit, though when the two were there, she smiled and put it away.

"You two look really pretty, I love the matching hats too, adorable!" She complimented, then she sighed as she finished up her makeup before shaking her head to make sure her fancy looking bun stayed in place, then nodded as she grabbed the keys to her car and her red fluffy dinosaur purse. The two simply followed her to the car once she was ready, and they were pretty quiet on the drive there. Mostly because Shelly was admiring Vee being a curious little bean, as she usually did. Vee was always the one to watch the scenery outside and point out pretty things to Shelly, and Shelly would just listen quietly, sometimes pointing things out to Vee instead and watching her look at it in amazement. Vee... Really should've been allowed out more, Shelly could tell she really had barely any idea what life was like outside of Gardenview before Shanon snatched them up. However, the two were silent when they realized where the picnic was... It was in Gardenview's park, which wasn't far from the building they used to work and live in. Vee seemed a bit uncomfortable, but Shelly was kind of excited to be back home. Though because Vee was uncomfortable, it... Was a struggle and a half to get her out of the car. She refused to budge, and when she gets like that, there's no moving her. Shanon honestly gave up, deciding to go and see her "coworkers" while Shelly did everything she could to get Vee out and get her to enjoy herself... It's not working though. Vee was not getting out... And they just had to accept that. Even though Shelly absolutely did not want to accept it whatsoever, she eventually gave up and joined Shanon, being surprised by how familiar the group all looked and sounded. The only one she fully recognized was Sam though, but the others... Were really familiar. Especially the one sitting beside Shanon, with her long black hair and dark skin, brown eyes and warm smile. She squinted at her, listening as they talked. She sounded like... Vee's handler?

"Oh, Shelly! Hello honey! I'm guessing Vee's still being stubborn, isn't she?" Shanon asked when she noticed the fossil, and once Shelly nodded, the oddly familiar human stood up, giving Shelly a good look at her outfit. It was a simple pastel green suit with pink accents, it matched everyone else's spring theme pretty nicely, which made sense for an Easter themed get together. However this made something click in Shelly's brain... That has to be-

"Miss Veronica?" Shelly quietly asked, getting a nod and smile from the human as she started walking over to her, which just made Shelly go silent. This wasn't a work meeting like she had assumed... Shanon got all the handlers back together... For them. Shelly just couldn't believe it, they really were back in town just for them. Though before she got emotional over it, she shook her head and offered her hand, which Veronica gently took, and the two soon went to try to convince Vee out of the car. However, it wasn't long before she was out and latched onto her former handler, so Veronica came back with a robot clinging to her like a baby koala would cling to their mom, which made Shanon start laughing from how unexpected that was.

"I'm... Just going to assume she immediately figured it out, didn't she?" Shanon asked once she had calmed down, and Veronica just nodded as she sat back down at the picnic table, holding Vee close as she sighed.

"Yeah, one look and she was clinging to me, I might have to move back to town after all." She replied, shrugging a little bit. It was pretty obvious Veronica wanted a good excuse to move back anyways, so she honestly wasn't that mad about this, while Shelly was starting to get concerned about Vee's silence. Soon Shanon had her own toon on her lap and Shelly gently nudged Vee to get her attention, but she didn't budge. The two handlers watched curiously, then they seemed to realize what was going on.

"She's muted herself again... Oh Vee... I'm guessing you still haven't gotten over your fear of being emotional in front of others yet. Do tell me, is she still scared of wall mounted televisions?" Veronica asked, and when Shanon, Sam and Shelly all nodded in unison, she couldn't help but start laughing. This got a very confused look from Devan, Dandy's old handler, as he was completely out of the loop, having just got there.

"Why would she be scared of those?" He asked as he sat down at the picnic table with them, getting a sigh from Veronica.

"I told her if she didn't behave, she'd become one like her older versions. I would've thought she would realize I was just messing with her by now... Or even realize she doesn't have older versions, she's the original Vee." Veronica simply explained, watching as the others immediately started laughing, which included Shelly. She had no idea that's what it was, she was with Shanon on the idea that she simply hated them because they were newer than her. Nope, it was all because she didn't want to become a tv playing Blues Clues... Who would've thought. Well, other than Veronica, who's known about it for years and never admitted it until now. Either way, Shanon honestly really liked having most of them back together again, and was secretly hoping they'd have more funny confessions as they started eating the large picnic meal Sam had made for them.

"You know, I once made everyone look for Vee's remote for a week because she just wanted a break, I thought you guys should know I actually had it the entire time." Shelly confessed once the laughing had died down, which made Veronica giggle as she nodded, obviously remembering that. It was a plan that worked out really well, Vee was at the museum quite a lot that week, always coming back to her backstage room covered in dirt while smiling like an idiot and showing Veronica all the fossils she found. They all could agree on one thing, those two have always been super gay for each other.

"I had a feeling it was you, but I honestly don't care, Vee was the happiest I've ever seen her that week. The thing that mattered to us the most was that you guys were all okay and the happiest we could make you with the strict rules they had in place, and I guess now it's 'make sure Delilah doesn't find out Shanon kidnapped you two like a crazy person so you stay happy' isn't it?" Veronica asked, getting a playful shove from Shanon in reply while Sam snorted back a laugh. They all knew Shanon was crazy, but she wasn't that insane, she didn't go there planning on kidnapping Shelly - she just ended up being asked to and did so. Shelly pointed that out, getting understanding nods from the two handlers who didn't know. The table went quiet for a bit while the handlers and Shelly ate, though everyone stopped what they were doing when Vee decided to turn around and steal a chip off Veronica's plate and eat it. Nobody knew she could do that... Not even Shelly.

"Vee you can eat?" Shelly questioned, just to get a simple nod in reply.

"Yeah, it's not really useful though, I just like tasting things. My core just incinerates it." She explained simply, shrugging off the confused and very surprised looks as she stole a second chip, just from Shelly's plate this time. Shelly just stole it right back, getting a few chaotic giggles from Vee, who obviously was just messing with her girlfriend now. Shanon just shook her head at the two, that much was incredibly normal now. Though the rest of the meal didn't have much else chaotic happen, besides Vee being a chip menace, the event they did afterwards was... Very chaotic. It was an Easter Egg hunt, which Sam and Devan had put together for the two toons before Veronica and Shanon made it there, and when Vee learned about this, she seemed to have a plan as she whispered something to Shelly, getting a nod and chaotic smile from her. Shanon knew that look... They were in for a ride.

"Hey, it's not fun with just two of us looking, why don't you and Shanon look together, and see who can find the most eggs? Like a competition." Vee suggested to Veronica as they walked together to the area the two hid the eggs in, getting a smile from the human as she thought.

"I don't see why not, it would be nice to catch up with her."

"Veronica, don't ever take on a challenge with Vee, she always wins." Shanon pointed out.

"I don't care about winning, Shanon. It's been 12 years, I missed you, a lot. I think it would be fun just, walking around and talking to you, even if we don't find a single egg." Veronica blurted out without much thought, though when she realized she said that, she was blushing hard. Shanon looked away, her own face dusted with a faint blush of its own. Shelly and Vee immediately looked at each other, seeming to know what to do now. They had to get them to talk for as long as they could. So, they did. Instead of hunting for eggs, they'd move them and keep an eye on the two, watching as they got deep into a conversation as Veronica looked for the eggs, while Shanon was too busy yapping about everything Veronica had missed to even care about the hunt anymore. The toons were so proud of themselves, sneaking behind bushes and climbing trees just to watch their handlers bond as they kept hiding more eggs in their path. Shelly did most of the work though, as she was the one who could actually hide well. They were absolutely loving this, their tails wagging in unison as they listened to their handlers bond. It was so peaceful, so... Perfect. Especially after the hunt was over, the looks on their faces were priceless.

"How... In the world did neither of you find any?" Shanon had to ask, getting a shrug from Shelly.

"You guys are just that good, I guess. Good game." Shelly lied, shrugging as she pulled Vee into a hug. Vee just hugged her fossil right back, looking oh so pleased with herself. Veronica knew that look, she knew it all too well.

"You two kept moving the eggs so we'd find more, didn't you? I know that smug look missy, you did something." She pointed out, making Shanon look at Veronica oddly.

"Why would they do that though?" Shanon questioned, oblivious to the toon's idea of them getting together. Veronica didn't want to answer though, she just blushed and turned away, shaking her head a bit. Sam just laughed, finding it adorable that the toons would try to play matchmaker like this, especially since they were doing it to the two that brought them together in the first place.

"Well, I should get going, it's been a fun night but I have a cafe to run early in the morning. Goodnight everyone." Sam said with a wave, and soon they were off. Devan, who didn't honestly do much and just quietly hung out with them, soon followed, leaving Veronica and Shanon together to watch over the two dorks. It wasn't long before the toons were in their favorite spot and stargazing though, so the two handlers just sat down on a nearby bench and watched over them.

"Mind if I stay at your place tonight? Kinda don't want to say bye to Vee yet... I hate admitting it, but she's... Taught me a lot over the years I was her handler. I wonder how much of it is obvious..." Veronica said softly after a bit of silence, and Shanon looked at her with a smile, taking her hair out of it's now messy bun and just letting it stay down for now.

"Of course you can use my spare room, I offered it for a reason! It's also nice seeing you be so confident, I knew you could do it. I kept telling you that one day, you'll find your confidence, and you'd be a great programmer. Now look at you, a confident technician, you're doing amazing!" Shanon enthusiastically replied, getting a nervous little laugh out of Veronica.

"Oh please, I'm not that great, I doubt I'd even be this great if I wasn't hired to work with the most confident toon ever." She replied, blushing as she looked away from Shanon, just to look back at her when she hugged her. Veronica just hugged back gently, putting her head on her shoulder as she relaxed.

"Don't be so bashful, you're amazing Veri, you just needed some help seeing that. You've always been so talented and great, don't doubt yourself, okay?" Shanon reassured, getting a nod from the other in reply. Vee sat up and looked at the two, then at Shelly, who was also watching the two handlers curiously. They absolutely knew the two were getting close with each other, and they looked very pleased with that. Though soon Shelly was back to looking up at the stars, and Vee soon followed, just to look back at Shelly after a minute and admire her instead. She really did look like a princess in that pastel purple gown, it made Vee smile a bit. She soon found herself getting lost in thought as she admired her fossil wife, just as the handlers were now lost in yet another conversation about the two toons and how things have been going for them. It was nice... It felt like the old days again. Vee felt herself smile genuinely for the first time in a long time, she loved this, Shelly absolutely loved it too, and everything was just so peaceful. It was a great Easter for the group... They're definitely doing this again next year.

[stellar-collective]

Pirate AU brainrot has struck with the juicy idea of what happens when Reggie and Ollie learn Phoenix is a cursed siren.

(The idea of a crew member getting the wrong idea and grabbing them by the necklace only for someone to go "oh hell nah" has me awake at night (it's 11:14 pm))

“The witch can see the past, present, and future,” Reginald informed them. “I’ve heard of crews being torn apart by what she’s revealed to them. She’s got a nasty habit of unearthing secrets, which is technically what we want, but we’ll have to tread carefully in case she does the same to us.”

“Whatever happens, don’t draw your sword,” Phoenix signed to him. “And promise that you won’t do anything stupid.”

was trying to think what the most dramatic way to reveal it would be and i decided that “obligatory swamp hag visit” would be a pretty good bet!

here’s a fun fact: Phoenix’s necklace is double-looped in the way that if you grab it and pull on it, it actively chokes them! Reginald has got his hand on his sword because he’s gotten used to having to threaten people who grab their necklace without permission (sailors love shiny things) which is why Phoenix gave him that warning specifically. y’know, besides being afraid that should their secret get revealed he’d actually stab them (he wouldn’t)

[mantis-yippee]

Spoilers for the new trailer

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Alright, so this is going to be a stretch, sure, but I've seen some people talk about the handler and if she'll have new scenes, I think it's most likely she will, almost impossible really

Here you can slightly hear her whistle

It's quick, sure, but it's there

I want to hope that she's in this season as there's things I'd definitely like to be answered and I'm sure there will be scenes cause there's no way they'll just scrap her out after the first season, she's a big part of this series,

Can't wait for season 2, look out for an edit tomorrow perhaps (I haven't edited in over a year bear with me)

[leslutdepointedulac]

puppy play please please please love tate 💕

I'm so pleased you asked, the idea that's been marinating in my mind for almost a year now: Nickimand pet play 😌

The plan is for Armand to train Nicki how to be a good obedient boy who does as he's told, preferably on command. Any good behaviour gets rewarded with praise, head scratches, getting his cock touched for once, maybe a taste of Armand's blood if he's extra good. And bad behaviour gets punished with a harsh lecture, cages, being kicked probably and a muzzle. Armand won't settle for anything less than perfect gold star behaviour and he's for sure gunna put a collar on Nicki and keep him on a tight lead which will be used with purpose.

It'll be hard work because Nicki's independent and wild and Armand trying to rein it in won't sit well with him, but Armand's nothing if not determined and he will have his boy trained nicely 🥺

It's like we've said before, the best way for Armand to get Nicki to listen to him is to just treat him like a dog. He needs straight forward commands and clear boundaries/rules put in place so he can successfully learn right from wrong 😌 He's Armand's puppy who needs to be socialised and trained and essentially:

[cantareincminor]

New fic -- The Signal and the Smoke

First, check out the beautiful art that @unhappy-sometimes has so graciously created for this fic!

Handler x SSS First Lieutenant. There isn't a tag for this that I could find on AO3, so I guess this might be the first publicly posted fic for this ship!

Lately I've been feeling a bit lost and restless as a writer. It might be that I've written the revolving door of Twiyor tropes for a bit too long. @sxf-rarepairweek came up at the start of March and I thought, what the hell, maybe I should try this specific rare pair that I've had on my mind on and off for a while.

After the end of Orpheus, I had thought about writing a spinoff about them. I mused about it in answer to an ask from @somebodylost-chan, who suggested the ship name SSSylvia, lol. In the context of the Orpheus universe, Sylvia would be in Westalis moving up the ranks in WIS, and the FL (who I've named Conrad Kruger since he has no name in canon yet) would be retired from the SSS, visiting Westalis every once in a while to see his old subordinates Chloe and Yuri. They'd meet at some official event and hit it off, even though it'd present an inconvenient PR risk to Sylvia's career if anyone ever took notice that they were an item.

After writing the first scene, I was hooked. Maybe it's just the excitement of writing a whole new ship dynamic, but a lot of it is also how compelling I find Sylvia as a powerful older woman who's mostly relegated to a mentor figure archetype in canon. I do enjoy writing Yor, but there are limitations to Yor's character that I've started to run up against. Subtlety, personal confidence, and a commanding presence are difficult to set up for her unless it's post reveal established relationship or it's an AU where she's somehow more confident on her own.

And then there's the other side of the Twiyor dynamic -- Twilight, who can act the part of a suave lover but at heart is just an insecure paranoid wreck around his wife, who might have never fallen in love with anyone before. This has been a lot of fun to write for sure, putting him in all sorts of embarrassing and vulnerable situations so he can grow beyond his canon self. But again he lacks a certain maturity and life experience that the Lieutenant possesses (at least in my headcanon). TLDR older people romance is really refreshing to write!

I don't think this fic will run too long, but I'm so excited to continue working on it! And thanks again to unso for drawing art for them and giving me feedback on my drafts!

[raptorladylover6969]

my contribution to lesbian visibility week

[malpractisnt]

Bertie: I’ve decided to take up the violin. What do you think?

Jeeves: Sir, I believe you may need a large supply of earplugs.

[e-squared-what-is-my-life]

What is the pound like? I’m literally imagining RENA in a dog kennel at a dog pound and I know this isn’t right 😂

ENA pounds are similar to jails, except instead of being free to roam in a small cell, each ENA is fitted with a harness that is chained to the wall and a muzzle that is only removed when the ENAs require sustenance. The harness administers a shock whenever the ENAs try to fall apart, and keeps them from becoming excessively aggressive unless a potential buyer requests otherwise.

The only way for an ENA to escape the Pound is for someone (typically rich assholes) to see their picture in a large book settled in the lobby of the Pound and become interested enough to take them home. Depending on what the potential Handler wants their ENA to be used for (Servantry, Guarding, Breeding, etc.), a Carer will be present to assist in letting them know which ENA would be best suited based on the demeanor shown during their time in the Pound.

If an ENA is desirable through looks but not demeanor, the potential Handler must pay an extra fee to have their ENA "trained" for their desired purpose. This is bad enough as is, but especially worse if a Handler wishes for a Breeding ENA that shows no desire to reproduce. The process for Breeder Training is... Brutal, to say the least.

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: a comic set in the au where Five takes the place of Lemony Snicket in All The Wrong Questions; in which he is an 13 year old apprentice in a secret society. The art imitates the style of the books series; a cartoony art style with only three colors: black, white, and blue.

Panel 1: The caption reads "The Station, 10am." Five is sitting at a train platform reading a newspaper, a suitcase by his side.

Panel 2: The Handler, Five's new mentor, appears in front of him. "Ready to go, Five?" she says.

Panel 3: Five looks skeptical. "Go?" he says.

Panel 4: "My mission has me stationed in a little town near the coast," says the Handler, smiling.

Panel 5: "Didn't you read the briefing?" she says, offscreen. This panel has a view of the inside of Five's newspaper. The Handler's file is paperclipped to it, and contrary to her words, she is listed as being based in the city.

Panel 6: She continues, "You didn't think you'd have time to run around the city, did you?" Five looks away, face tight.

Panel 7: A wide shot of the station, as Five and the Handler walk away. "What a shame," the Handler says. Five trudges behind her.

A black bar showing a blurry train between panels, indicating the passage of time.

Panel 8: The same shot of the station, with a caption that reads "Later". A girl in a wheelchair approaches Five's abandoned newspaper and briefcase.

Panels 9 and 10: The girl, Delores, looks around, asking "Five?" She was meant to meet him here.

Panels 11 and 12: She reaches down and picks up the newspaper, and reads the note Five left for her: "Cancelled. Unforeseen circumstances. Don't go alone."

Panel 13: Delores looks unimpressed, and pulls on a pair of gloves. "He worries too much," she says.

The comic is titled "What Were The Plans That He Cancelled?" /End ID.]

I tried out making a comic for this au! in which five is about to be dragged to a small town against his will to meet the rest of the cast hahaha

[stellar-collective]

Ollie had never heard Phoenix talk so fast or with such an edge of sheer, desperate panic to their voice. Pale and bruised and wild-eyed, they looked like they hadn’t slept in days. He didn’t want to think about what they must’ve gone through to get to him.

But at least they were here, and at least he could help.

“Thank you for keeping your promise,” he said as they both stepped back out into the light drizzle.

“Huh?”

“Your promise to call me if you got in trouble so I could help.” Ollie gave them the most comforting smile he could muster. “We can solve this together, yeah? Now, this Operative Tear— you’ve talked to him?”

Phoenix nodded shakily. “Through Reggie’s mic. He introduced himself, said that ‘details were to follow’ and he ‘looked forward to working with me.’”

“Ooh. We’ll have to work fast, then. Good news; if Zor trusts him to oversee this kind of operation, he has to be well-established, and if he’s well-established, finding info on him will be a piece of cake! Somewhere, there has to be a clue as to Mr. Crane’s whereabouts. Then we can form a plan.”

Phoenix gave him a small, teary-eyed smile. “I knew you’d know what to do.”

first ~ prev ~ next

working on this is so fun bc i’ve had some of these scenes in my head for soooo long (i’ve been thinking about the panel of Ollie grabbing Phoenix’s hands for over six months) so it’s very satisfying to finally get it where you guys can see it :]

[agentpheoness]

Handler week day 2!

For day #2 of Handler week I wanted to draw my favorite OC x Canon ship Reginess (Reginald x Pheoness) I am actually kinda impressed of how it turned out

they got tea💛💙

…..and I’ll add this cause why not