#hap StoryBots

[rainbow-wolf120]

CW: Strong Language lol

Happy 7 years Ask The StoryBots!!

To celebrate, my brother and I did a silly little voice over.

Team 341-A and sound effects voiced by my brother

Hap and Team 341-B voiced by me

[stonerbang]

SUPER SONGS TIME!!! 💚 💙 💛 💜 ❤️

[bangford1906]

Day 24: Hap Relaxes for Christmas Break by...

visiting his Mama!! ❤️❤️❤️

It's the best time to do a little dilly-dallying.

Now that all 4 sections are completed, it's time to take the very last step in the advent..

[hannahtoadthetoad]

hello 911 id like to report a missing person. hap has been written out of storybots answer time and i miss him. where did he go?

[springthecowboy]

"Uh- Hap? The filter turned off."

I've gotten a LOT into lobotomy corp and storybots so I said fuck it and mecha-fied 341b based on the actual forms of the sephirot, I had a ton of fun making these designs so I'll probably draw more of team 341b with these designs. Also the filter in the quote title is a silly idea I had where basically their cylinder forms(the one in the show) is a filter so kids aren't freaked out from their actual forms and Idk run away and close the computer from their real appearance, aka the filter is to make them more "presentable"

[weaselfangz]

storybots as warrior cats bullshit sorry

harestar (hap) is leader of their clan btw . umm storyclan ?? idk its a fat fucking clan . some other characters like kester are loners/rogues, some like phyllis are kittypets

edit 4/28: changed bo's design 😛

[katiekatdragon27]

I did a funny thing again! I got obsessed with another piece of obscure media! Except this time, it's a kids show! Where my Storybots bros at!? *greeted by silence and a single uninterested cough*

I was planning on posting this on the 4th (cuz murica, yeehaw), but I got busy. So here lol. Also, Answer Time Season 2 is supposed to come out in like three days or somthing, so wohoooooo, earlyish celebration!

Bios and stuff under the cut:

So, this AU is based on the Lone Drifter short from Answer Time and the "Short E, Long E" song. The other western-style songs are also an inspiration, but those two are the primary ones.

The story is primarily about Bang. He is a lone drifter trying to find his friend Kester (the girl who inspired his drifting) but ends up in a nowhere town run by criminals. Half-dead, he meets Beep and Bing, who are the first to take him in. No one really likes him at first, but some people that are friends with the Boppalots start to warm up to him, like Bo and Boop.

After some thinking, Bang decides to apply as the town sheriff. It takes a ton of convincing for the mayor to let him, but eventually Hap caves, giving him the position. Bing becomes deputy, Beep's a part time secretary, Boop's a detective, and Bo is the weapons/security guard(???).

The town has no name (I'll come up with something eventually), and it started as a sort of bank where criminals would hide their stolen goods. It was run by one man of legend, the Bandit Bot. It was said that anything under his care would last forever, and he could predict other people's futures. When more people decided on settling in town to watch their own goods, he disappeared. As a result, the townsfolk are very unwelcoming to strangers. They all have bounties over their heads after all.

But yeah, that's where my brain has been. If anyone has ideas for this thing, hit me up. I'd love to hear them :)

Have a good day fellas!

[mage-ical-character-person]

If season 3 of SAT exists, there should be an episode where beep and Ash (team 341a) have to work together while they hate each other. I’m pretty sure Ash would get bad things happen to her like beep.

don’t say SAT that’s a standardized test Storybots meanwhile is the proper format for learning: edutainment. /hj

I think I’ve seen the name Ash for the Beep look-alike in 341a before.

I think it’s fun that people latch onto 341a despite them being a one-off joke. They are the only look we get at other answer teams and with the context of 341b being low ranking vs Hap being excited about getting the A team to answer a question compared to his exasperation with Beep’s group despite A being just as if not more destructive to his office. It’s a peak into the wider world of the Answer Department we rarely get.

I don’t think they’d ever come back in canon, but the idea of the much more… action hero-esc 341A having to help answer a question alongside our main guys finding it beneath them and wanting to explode everything to make it more exciting.

Could have an interesting message with Ash complaining about how she wants to answer a question that’s more “interesting”, thinking whatever lesson the episode is teaching is boring. Meanwhile, Beep, with her endless love of learning and her ability to carry the math episodes of Answer Time and make finding the area of a rectangle entertaining to watch, shows that you can always find fun in learning any subject if you approach it the right way.

Having Beep and her counterpart both focused on making a difference and finding answers, but with Beep being more people-focused and enjoying the experience of learning on its own without the explosions.

[yourfavisaregressorr]

🌶️ Boop Bunklebee - Storybots 🌶️

(regressor)

✦ headcanons :) ✦

anti regression dni. 𝄞

during regression he often feels the need to cry, but not to worry, bang or beep will always be there to cuddle him

he has a regression bag in his wardrobe (bang helped him pack it :3)

beep is a big sister type caregiver to him, and i dunno about bang but he's just a caregiver idk what kind (but hes always helpful :D)

grumpy baby, easily calmed down with milk and cookies

carries around a blanket, him and this blanket will be inseperable

5-7 year old age range

will talk a lot about plants and get grumpy if his cgs don't listen to every detail

bang and beep agreed they'd take turns on being the main cg but if boop wants someone specific, if possible, they'll be there

nature walks in the outer world on breaks

hap has given him special circumstance breaktimes which he can take at his leisure

reminder, requests are open :3

[jamalgripperton46290]

Banging Into You (Bing x Bang)

Jamal Gripperton's Masterlist

A/N (if you haven't already read it go read it now then come back)

A/N: See what I did there? >:) Either way, enjoy little chickadoodles! <3

....

The average day of a storybot was quite the hefty to say the least, but at least most were employed and didn't end up like Jimmy, selling balloons down the road for 5 bucks. Word on the street was that Jimmy had convicted rape and did hard drugs, but storybots were quite the gossips, so that might've been a myth.

But enough about Jimmy, let's talk about answer team 341B. This is their story after all.

"Answer team 341B reporting for duty sir!" Beep beamed with joy, Boop just didn't understand how Beep could be so happy and outgoing with this shit of a job at around 8 in the morning. But oh well, life is life, or some stupid quote like that, I don't know.

I'll just cut to the chase and tell you that it was yet another mission to find out "Why do I have to wear my seatbelt?". And GOD, these kids came up with the most random ass questions, but it was their job to find out, so out they went in search of why people had to put on their seatbelts to ride a goddamn car.

And so, they eventually found out, and arrived, and told Hap, and Hap replied with the same "That's actually pretty good", and they told the child whose name was Maddie? Addie? no one really cared, and she ended the call with a "Thanks storybots! You guys are the best!", and Hap eventually snapped and said "Enough dilly-dallying storybots, get back to work!" or something along those lines, the usual.

And after what seemed like a never-ending day at work, they were all on their way home in the gloomy darkness of the night.

"Dude, I swear these questions are getting more useless by the minute" Bing sighed, looking up at the starry night sky with the hopes of having his dream life one day, but with the way things were looking up right now, that was FAR from happening (At least that's what he thought)

"Well, at least we have a job Bing, let's not be too harsh on ourselves here" Bo replied patting the short, yellow midget on the shoulder.

"I'm with Bo here, stop being so uptight Bing, you just gotta love life! Because what's there not to love?" Beep exclaimed, being annoying as hell, and Bing just wasn't having it today.

Bing just mumbled a soft "Whatever" and let this one slide, because he cared for his friends at least, especially one tall, blue hunko who would run around in his mind all day, rent-free. But he obviously kept that one fact to himself, or else Bo and Beep would never shut up about it.

"Either wayyy... I sure do miss Bang, why didn't he come to work today?" Bing asked, obviously worried about his big-dicked, blue, handsome boo.

"Oh yeah, he called me today saying he wasn't feeling well, and MIRACULOUSLY Hap let him take the day off" Beep replied.

"Poor little Bang" Bo said with a pout across her purple robot face.

"I guess I can visit him tomorrow, I think I have a day off" Bing responded, already happy at just the thought of his big-dicked bae.

"You're lucky you get days off on Sundays Bing, I have to wait till Thursday, ugh, I guess that's one thing I don't love about life" Beep sighed.

"See? Now you're getting it!" Bing chuckled, nudging Beep on the shoulder.

"Whatever Mr. Emo pants, see you at work. And keep me posted on Bang tomorrow alright?" Beep requested, standing right outside Bing's doorstep.

"Will do" Bing replied. "Bye guys"

"Bye Bing"

"See you later alligator!"

"Boop"

Bing closed the door behind him and simply smiled to himself at the thought of Bang.

He didn't exactly know how or when his 'thing' with Bang started, he figured he just decided to like him one day. But no, it was way more than just that...

(Buckle up for some cheesy shit cuz it's a critical part of the story, character development amirite?)

Bing just didn't like Bang, he LOVED him, he loved his smile, his passion for the things he loved, the way he always managed to add the words "Dude" or "Man" in every sentence, Bing found it effortlessly cute, his carefree way of being, his eyes, the way he was so caring, how he was always so chill with just being himself, the way he bit his blue, robot lips when he thought hard of something, the way he fiddled with his fingers when he was nervous, his voice. And to put it all simply, he was obsessed with him, longing him at every morning and second of the day.

Bing went to sleep, hugging his pillow, in his pyjamas, and the thought of Bang at the back of his head.

-

Bing woke up rather tired, but with the motivation of a certain someone (I'll let u guess dat one). He had a day off, so all went pretty chill from then on, until he decided it was an appropriate time to check up on Bang.

The hour 5:00 struck the clock, and Bing began to get ready, making sure his robot skin was clean, making sure his wiring was organized, and spritzing a dash of his special cologne used for only special occasions, he always made sure to wear it around Bang, because every moment with him was always a special occasion UwU (Someone has to cut down on the cheese, I'm sorry)

Bing, being the soppy romantic he was, got Bang some Starbucks, some flowers, and a fruit salad (Cuz ya gotta be healthy when ur sick, and also idk what to fill in dat last part). He thought the flowers were a bit overkill, but he just went with it because he was a cringey and cheesy romantic.

He had to be lying if he said he wasn't scared out of his robot brainz, but priorities first, and his priority right now, was to spend some much-needed quality time with Bang. As he made his way to Bang's doorstep, his heart was about to pop right out of his chest and fly out to heaven, because GOOD LORD, he was going to see BANG right now, the Bang himself.

And God, the ways Bang made him feel. He eventually got the remaining courage to touch that damn doorbell and wait, hoping for the best, the best being - Bang opening that door.

After what seemed like an eternity, a tall, blue, and dare I say handsome figure appeared on the opposite side of the door.

"Uhhh... Bing? What are you doing here?" Bang croaked, with the lingering raspy tone of a sore throat.

"U-umm, hey Bang, I-I heard you were sick so I got kinda worried and decided to check up on you... A-and I'm sorry It's such short notice, B-but I thought I'd just walk by and g-get you something, I d-don't mean to barge in like this, ugh, I-I should've texted beforehand. I-I'm sorry" Bing babbled like an autistic baby with ADHD.

"Dude, relax, it's okay man. Like, come right in" Bang reassured Bing.

"T-thank you..." Bing stepped inside.

"What can I get ya amigo? Water, juice, vodka?" Bang asked, with slight emphasis on the vodka.

"Oh no, that's not necessary, I came here to check up on YOU mister" Bing replied with a cheeky smile.

Bang tried to look away to hide the blush forming across his blue robot cheeks, "O-oh thanks..."

"How about some Netflix and chill?" Bang asked, not realizing the deep meaning behind the words he had just let out of his mouth (iykyk)

Bang was dumbfounded, but decided to play the innocent cards, with a soft "Sure!"

They eventually made their way to Bang's room which had some random tissues scattered all across the floor, but Bing didn't quite notice, as he was distracted by the gorgeous, blue hunka-chunka in front of him.

As they made their way to Bang's bed, Bang decided to break the dreaded silence with a "What do you wanna watch?"

"Oh, anything's fine really" Bing stated. The two settled on some random rom-com they stumbled upon. How romantic.

As the movie started, Bing, being the cheesy ass bitch he was, tried his absolute best not to stare at the tall, blue figure beside him, and he soon found out that the task was quite complicated, almost impossible. Who couldn't just gawk at this glorious, other-worldly, extraordinary, godly, beautiful, wonderful being all day? Definitely not Bing of course.

Midway through the movie, which was actually quite boring to say the least, Bing jolted at the feeling of Bang's godly head resting on his supa-dupa robot shoulder.

"Bang... are you asleep?" Bing whispered, but received no response in return. Bang was in fact sleeping.

Bing silently chuckled and smiled at his blue bae.

"God, you're so cute" Bing confessed, not aware that Bang wasn't fully asleep just yet. And oh welp, shit's about to go down (or up for that matter, iykyk)

"You really think so?" Bang spouted.

"WHAT?! I T-THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING, FUCK I'M SORRY, I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT-" Bang practically screeched.

"So you don't think I'm cute?" Bang innocently asked, secretly joking around. And oh, how he loved making Bing nervous.

"N-no, of course you are, I mean no, but like not in that way y'know? No homo haha..."

"Well that's a shame, because I think you're quite the hottie Bing, and that's saying the least. You're a goddamn hunko with an astronomical man schlong" Bang said casually, maintaining eye contact with the short, yellow "Hunko with an astronomical man schlong"

"Y-you're joking..." Bing said in denial.

"Will this answer your question?" Bang then proceeded to JUMP on top of Bing, wrapping his tiny yet thick robot thighs around Bing's fragile waist, and headbutted his lips onto Bing's with no warning whatsoever. And holy black jesus, turns out Bang did indeed like Bing! Hooray!

Their tongues glided and twirled in a beautiful rhythm and pattern together, Bang went the extra mile by practically shoving his twirlay girlay tongue DEEP into Bing's tiny robot throat, earning himself a half moan-half gag kind of sound. Spicy (?)

After making out for about 20 minutes, Bing and Bang's lips were swollen af. "I'm rock fuckin hard lil chickadee, wanna help me out here?" Bang asked. Bing went WILD he wrapped around Bang's schlong as he sucked and stroked him repeatedly getting moans and whines out of him.

Bing, not wanting to disappoint, simply sucked and stroked harder having no mercy. "Fuck lil dude, how are you so good at this" Bang whined. Finally, after a while Bang came in Bing's mouth, Bing being Bing, swallowed it. Bang flipped them over and SLAMMED into Bing pounding into him mercilessly.

Bang cried out unable to contain the immeasurable amount of pleasure he was feeling, it was other-worldly. Multiple rounds of Bang going absolutely ballistic on him shoving in and out with all his might and energy as he bit and sucked on Bing's thighs leaving hickeys and bite marks everywhere.

Soon enough Bang released his secret sauce inside of Bing as they both gasped for air. "I thought you were more laid-back Bang, not that I'm complaining, but wow- that was a surprise" Bing said breathlessly. "Well, it's my turn now" Bing spoke, and a split second later, positioning himself on top of Bang and lemme tell ya, all of Bing's hyper-ness was unleashed.

Bing was grinding on Bang as he let out groans and laid his head against the bed, letting Bing do all the work, and boy did he do a good job. The 20 minutes soon turned into hours of restless grinding, pounding, sucking, licking, kissing, and basically anything you could think of when it came to bed yoga.

Bing grabbed Bang's waist as he hopped up and down his disco stick, already panting. Bing cried out as tears pooled in his eyes, he was on cloud nine there was no place better than this.

Soon enough their bodies, the bed, and everywhere else was covered in CREAM. "Wow that was-" Bing started "Absolutely amazing lil dude" Bang finished for him as they cuddled up on the bed and finished their movie as the sun rose above the clouds.

Bing then decided he wanted to make this moment memorable and...

Picturesque, per say.

He ended things off with leaving a trail of sloppy, wet kisses along Bang's neck and sharp robot jawline, which he went absolutely crazy for, cuz GOD, Bing had never seen someone so godly with a godly jawline and a godly smorgasbord chode-a-licious dick.

And after all that, it still felt somehow surreal,��and curiosity eventually got to him and made him start wondering, when did this all start? When did Bang catch feelings for such a tiny, yellow midget? How did he catch feelings?

"When did you find out you had feelings for me?" Bing asked his new fuckbuddy and potential future husband.

"Oh, long ago if I'm being honest little chickadee, long ago" Bang replied with a smile.

"Oh, b-but why me? Why did you choose me out of everyone you could ever have and have had? I'm really not that special..." Bing blurted.

This is the part where the character is in denial and everything is all soppy and shit even though they JUST FUCKED for like 2 hours straight, but the soppy, cringe ass character is all uwu and senpai and just doesn't want to believe it bcuz they're a little shit that don't know how to be grateful. And honestly, I personally hate those parts of stories cuz it usually just messes shit up and then the other character is just like, "Oh no, I guess I'll leave dem alone cuz it looks like dey don't like me :(", but I'm bored and character development exists and also I gotta add more content for this scrumptalicious book so you're welcome bitch (: <3

"S-so you're saying you didn't want for this to happen?" Bang asked, hurt by the way it had sounded to him, shards of glass shooting as his heavy heart (#poeticasf)

"N-no, it's just like... I think you deserve better, I'm not good enough for you-" Bing was interrupted by a pair of blue robot lips caressing his, and a feeling of unconditional passion and love arise in his body and Bang's.

"Listen little dude, I don't know what exactly you mean by that, but I..."

"I love you Bing, b-but if you don't feel the same way, I understand, and I'm not gonna force you to do something you don't want to" Bang sighed, trying to avoid all eye contact with Bing and fiddling with his fingers, a thing Bing went CRAZY for.

"I love you too Bang. I-It's not that I don't- It's just, ugh. I'm just horrible with words, but I do want this to happen and I do see our lives together, and I do see us having a home, a life, kids..." Bing blushed.

"Well, we can get started on that last one right now if you want..." Bang said, giving Bing a wink (;

And in all honesty, round two didn't sound so bad right about now...

And so they did, they fucked, licked, penetrated, smashed, screamed, creamed, panted, moaned, sucked, used their dongs, schlongs, sticks, dicks, chodes, loads, the whole deal.

And Bang did indeed give Bing something in return.

Potential herpes, and the cold he once had.

....

A/N

Whatup chickadees, (Beezy B here) I wrote this one mostly by myself, Jamal helped greatly with the smut part, but other than that, I randomly came up with this weird, random daydream I had while eating noodles. Stay tuned for future issues/updates chickadoodles :) Always look both ways before you cross the street and never eat yellow snow <3

-BeezyBee and Jamal Gripperton <3

[stonerbang]

Who's ready for Season 1? 💚 💙 💛 💜 ❤️

[feralferretxp]

Some storybot shenanigans I drew from Magma as of late

[funny-robot-show-blog]

So uh

I did a thing lol

lmao nice

[hannahtoadthetoad]

storybots mem to celebrate the new series

[guppieishere]

pov: you insulted team 341B and now beep is in angry mom friend mode

[mage-ical-character-person]

Well,

Yeah.

yeah that checks out I think

THEY ARE BOYFRIENDS YOUR HONOR