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mire1li · 1 year ago

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Reader as Alastor's Mother

My very silly gf (@yurislotusgarden) gave me hc ideas so i wrote them (with her help) This is fem!Reader! Part 2!, Part 3!

𓋼 You heard about the Hazbin Hotel and decided that you wanted a chance at redemption, which is how you ended up there. Alastor was out when you arrived so Charlie met you first.

“Oh my goodness, hi! It’s a pleasure to meet you! I’m Charlie! Would you like a tour of the hotel?! Please, come inside!” She essentially dragged you in and then finally calmed down.

She would drag you around the whole hotel, explaining things too fast for you to register. And then Alastor suddenly entered the hotel, looking proud and smug as ever. 𓋼 “Alastor?”

“Mother, Is that you? It’s been far too long!”

"Indeed, it has! Say, do you know your way around here?"

"I do! Why do you ask?"

"Well… this Charlie girl gave me a tour earlier but… she was simply too frantic with explaning everything so… I couldn't really catch on to what she said"

"Ah yes, classic Charlie."

And so, he showed you around properly, in a much calmer and more understandable fashion. You two ran into Charlie once or twice, but just told her you were 'walking around and meeting the residents and staff' as to not upset her.

You took turns telling stories during your tour, his being much more interesting than you'd expected! 𓋼 Charlie and Vaggie essentially had the exact same reaction to finding out you’re Alastor’s mother. Since one was out when the other found out, it made it much funnier.

“Hey Alastor, who is this?”

“Why, it’s my mother!” He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and brought you closer, in a side-hug, wearing the most sly grin any of them had ever seen.

“Oh, alright- hold on what?!” 𓋼 I could see Angel and Husk talking about you at the bar, nothing bad, of course.

“So who’s she?” Angel sat down on one of the seats

“Heard she’s Alastor’s mother” Husk turned to Angel and offered him a shot.

“His mother? Why’s she here?”

“Gee, I wonder why someone would come to the hotel all about redemption” 𓋼 “So, you’re down here then, Alastor. No surprise there.”

“Oh please, you flatter me, Mother.” 𓋼 From the day you two were reunited, he always came to you to tell you about any recent achievements of his.

Everyone was absolutely terrified when they found out about you being his mother for 2 main reasons:

1 If Alastor is as scary as he is, then imagine how much scarier his mother would be! But in truth, you’re an absolute sweetheart, which shocked everyone, causing them to be more cautious around you, in case it was all a lie. (It wasn’t)

2 Alastor is incredibly protective of you, even though he hasn’t explicitly said anything, everyone saw how he watched them when they spoke with you. Especially Angel. 𓋼 One time, it just so happened that Alastor was 'out on business' as he called it. During that time, Charlie's father, Lucifer Morningstar, came by to check on his daughter and the hotel.

He saw you, and his first words were "Hey there, are ya single by chance?~"

Charlie saw him flirting with you so she ran up to him and introduced you as Alastor's mother, in an attempt to scare him off from you since Lucifer and Alastor don't exactly get along… although, instead of deterring him, it just motivated him to continue.

"Dad! This is [Name]! Alastor's mother!"

"Oooh! His mother you say?~"

"Dad!"

You and him were just talking, Charlie trying to pull him away from you, when Alastor returned to the hotel. Oh, he was not happy.

"Lucifer, you sly motherfucker."

"I for sure will be one tonight!"

Let's just say… Lucifer didn't return to the hotel when Alastor was around, for a good while… 𓋼 Whenever you were bored, you would bake things for the other hazbin residents and staff. Everyone adored whatever you made! When you told everyone you would always bake when you were alive, no one was surprised.

Speaking of when you were alive and baking, one day young Alastor had walked in on you baking and got curious.

"Mother! What are you doing?"

"I'm baking, darling"

"Can I help you??"

"Alright, but be careful"

You allowed him to mix the batter and check the oven. 𓋼 He would always come help you whenever he knew you were baking, even as he grew older. And after death, he always recalled those memories, missing those times, so when he saw you in the kitchen of the hotel, he wondered what you were doing.

"Mother! What are you doing?" he asked, looking over your shoulder at the ingredients.

"I'm going to bake something for everyone, darling!"

"Oh? Can I… help you?"

He was a bit shy. Just a little bit.

At some point during your baking time, Angel entered the kitchen for something, only to see Alastor mixing some batter whilst you were preparing other ingredients.

"What the fuck Alastor? What the fuck's wrong with ya?"

"Nothing is wrong with me, I'm simply baking with my mother."

"What the fuck…"

And then Husk entered.

"What is happening?"

"Get this, Alastor is baking"

Husk laughed and took the opportunity to tease Alastor, because why wouldn't he?

"You've gone soft, Alastor!"

"Haha! Shut up."

"Alastor! Be nice to your friends!" you exclaimed and lightly whacked him over the head with a wooden spoon.

Angel and Husk snickered and ran out of the kitchen after that, clearly on their way to cause mischief. 𓋼 Everyone was gathered in the lobby doing their own thing, when Angel and Husk ran into the room, laughing about something.

"You guys won't believe it! Alastor got hit over the head with a wooden spoon! By his mother!" he exclaimed, attracting everyone's attention.

It only took you and Alastor another hour to finish what you were baking, so when you both entered the lobby with the cookies you baked, everyone turned their attention to you, and the gossiping and questions began.

"Oh, look! It seems the almighty radio demon wasn't completely defeated by that wooden spoon, after all!" Angel laughed

𓋼 After that whole fiasco, Angel started calling Alastor the "Spoon Demon", which Alastor didn't appreciate but he understood it was all in good fun so eventually he, though begrudgingly, embraced it. 𓋼 One day, you decided that you were bored, so you took a bunch of hair accessories with you to Alastor and started decorating his hair with pins, most of them being sparkly, and he didn't have the heart to say no… at some point he tried to take them off but he noticed that it made you sad, so for the entire day, he walked around the hotel with them in his hair, prompting Angel to call him "Sparkles" that day. And maybe a few more 'days' after that too…

𓋼 On certain days, Alastor would be incredibly clingy, always hugging you and never leaving your side. He never told you why but whenever it was one of these days, no one seemed to bother him. You assumed he was in a bad mood.

𓋼 Alastor asked you how you died during one of his 'clingy days', and when you told him that you died of old age, he seemed much happier that week. He even helped Charlie renovate some of the hotel for free!

𓋼 Naturally, Vaggie was suspicious of him when she noticed he was this happy

"What's got you in such a bubbly mood?"

"Oh, nothing~"

"uh huh…"

"What? Can I not have a good day?" 𓋼 Charlie announced that as a 'team building' activity they'd be having a sleepover, which Alastor opted to skip out on, however, you convinced him to go. The next day, the tips of his claws, where his nails would be, were painted all sorts of colours. You were also shown pictures of Alastor in full makeup… this was certainly the work of Charlie and Angel.

"Never again."

"Oh come on, you need to spend time with them!"

"Absolutely not, Mother."

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wishing-stones · 1 year ago

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In case anyone was wondering where I went

Here's your answer

#k talks #ffvii my beloved #also hazbin hotel has my brain in a chokehold don't @ me #that was January/February's hyperfixation #but ffvii... is one of my older fandoms #actually ff IN GENERAL but mostly 7 and 9 which is my favorite

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mr-3rr0r · 9 months ago

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*Deep inhale*

*Deep Exhale*

I'm sorry

But I genuinely don't think I'm into Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss anymore. Over the years, I've found myself unable to enjoy both things which is a shame because I loved these things, I liked the world it created, I liked the stories, the characters, the cast and crew behind these things. I loved Alex Brightman as Adam, I loved Blake Roman playing Angel Dust, I loved that Keith David plays Husk so this genuinely hurts me that something I used to love I (think) have fallen out of love with and it sucks.

But as I've found out more about the awful stuff Vivziepop has done, I was just straight up speechless and I didn't know what to think about her actions.

Admittedly as much as I enjoyed the Helluva Boss episode "Oops" I felt like the Sex jokes and swearing felt so.. forced into there. It's like Vivzie can't go two seconds without having one of her characters swear or make a sex joke. I felt like the scene where Angel got ***** really could have been replaced by another scene and also that type of stuff makes me very uncomfortable.

I might still interact with both shows from time to time, but other than that I don't see myself getting into either things again. (Maybe only the Redesigns and rewrites of both shows again idk yet).

But again.. I'm sorry.

I've moved on to other things that I liked (especially the Newgrounds British show about those 4 guys that have my damn brain in a chokehold ever since Elementary school) because I've simply found them more well written and more enjoyable than HH and HB.

Soo... Yeah. Idk what else to write here other than I'm sorry for no longer liking these shows.

K bye

TL;DR:

I don't enjoy Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss anymore and also I've moved on to other things that I liked because I find them more enjoyable.

#anti vivziepop #tw vivziepop #I'm sorry #This isn't a ******* thing dont worry mutuals #helluva boss critical #hazbin hotel critical #tw hazbin hotel #tw helluva boss

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area-fiftyone · 3 months ago

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Alright, I've been thinking about doing this for a long time now and I'm breaking the hesitation to just do it.

I've been working on this fanfic since September 2024 and only started posting it in January of this year! The absolute chokehold that Hazbin Hotel, and more specifically, RadioApple has on my brain is equal parts awesome and terrifying. This fic is the longest thing I've written to date, and its nowhere near complete.

Its a slow burn mixed with equal parts family fluff and epic fantasy, so if those appeal to you, it would mean the world to me if you checked it out!

Summary:

"Everything Lucifer had ever done in the depths of Hell, his prison turned domain, had only ever been for one person- Charlie, a daughter more precious to him than anything else in creation. But with his hands tied, wings chained to the remains of Eden, and his voice locked away in his throat, Lucifer has no defense left when Charlie is placed in the line of fire against him.

Shaking the hand of the Radio Demon was his only option, terrible idea that it was. But to a drowning man any rope thrown his way was salvation, even if it was in the shape of a noose.

And if Alastor, double edged sword that he was, turned out to be all of Lucifer's fears turned flesh, well... If it means seeing a freed Hell, he can deal with another bloodied collar around his throat. At least he knows he looks good in red.

The darkness over Hell breaks with a new dawn as Lucifer steps out of the shadows, his solitude ended at last."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62008111/chapters/158574379

Thanks for checking this post out! <3

#radioapple fic #hazbin hotel fic #radioapple #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #my fanfic writing

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