#he's a DISASTER and I LOVE HIM

[gatorgrumbles]

Parfaits and pizza anyone?

[mudinyourshoes]

A list of problems Xing Zhi has caused by accident:

-almost drowned because he tripped

-got poisoned because he was curious and poking things he shouldn't be

-almost decapitated his gf with her own spear because he was playing around and not paying attention to his surroundings

-engaged his gf to a stranger because he was in a hurry and not paying attention

-showed up late to his gf's battlefield death match and almost ended up going home with her corpse because he's been a recluse for too long and got lost the minute he walked out his front door

[tactical-errors]

Why My OC Sucks

Thank you for the tag @trash-nerd !!

What isn't wrong with August, honestly. He is a mess but I adore him so much.

Self-Sacrificial

From the very start of his life, he never was an actual person. Born a slave in Tevinter, he was constantly told he was worthless and the only good he can do is be obedient. Even his birth parent wanted nothing to do with him to the point where they crawled away from him as soon as he was born and later disappeared. The training he went through served to hone that fact. As a "guardian" to his master, his goal was to keep his magister alive at the cost of his life. When he was thrown into the gladiator pits, death was something to sought after. It was the believed relief he craved as he was forced to fight and kill, and then later experimented on. Now "free" from that past, every fight he gets into, he will throw himself into full-send. Any chance that presents where he would be the one to die to protect others, he will do it. No matter what. The only good he can do is die, right?

2. Stubborn

If he makes a decision, he sticks to it. He will get into unnecessary fights over it too. It could be over something simple as adjusting a training regime, he will refuse to budge at all unless there is a "valid" reason to change it in his eyes. This tied to his self-sacrificial mind set can lead to a lot of problems when he has to act as the leader of the Veilguard.

3. Overly Loyal

His training as a guard for his magister is to thank for this part of his personality. Raised beside his magister, it was forced on him that his purpose is to protect this one person with his life. It has greatly skewed how he holds relationships. Once someone is able to get close enough to become important to him, he will be loyal to a fault. He won't ask questions for why he is to do something if someone he cares about gives him a task. For so long, he has never had to think for himself, so why would he start now? The slightest form of care is enough to spark that part of his brain into action. Giving him any food will have him become a loyal hound eager to serve.

No pressure tagging: @lustaniasaxon @tarasmom @baar-ur @skullypettibone @drakanja @lady-ephemeral

[lucdoodle]

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

[jaderavenarts]

This was one of the moments pre-confirmation that made me go OH this man is on the ace spectrum huh lol

[last-to-the-rottmnt-party]

You cannot convince me that THE Donatello Othello Von Ryan Bootyshaker 9000 Hamato doesn't like Owl City. This is NOT me projecting my love for Owl City onto him because everyone always makes fun of me for liking them, nope, not even a little bit.

Donnie's music taste is so similar to mine, I was like listen, if I like his music taste then he might like mine and this was born. Leo represents the haters in my life.

Lmao I did this so quickly so there are probably 101 errors but eh. Sorry if it's hard to read my handwriting is chicken scrawl rip

Also, I will continue to draw them in whichever 'outfits' I like at the time bc I can never decide they're both so good!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[nick-nellson]

TEEN WOLF 5.19 The Beast of Beacon Hills

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[charmwasjess]

I actually love the characterization that while Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan truly do love each other very much and end up having a successful working partnership, they are SUCH different people, and actually, really find each other fucking annoying when you get right down to it, while still caring deeply about each other. Qui-Gon is having a stratosphere-level theoretical philosophical conversation in his head while Obi-Wan is so present and practical and funny, and then Qui-Gon's reply when he snaps out of it is like "....stay in the moment, Obi-Wan." Live Obi-Wan Reaction Face: >:o

I think about two scenes I love in Phantom Menace where the film is establishing Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's dynamic. Obi-Wan's great moment after the, uh, first attempt on their lives "you were right about one thing, Master - the negotiations were short" which is like, actually a genuinely funny observation? Qui-Gon's reaction to this? Nonexistent. We do not get a shot of Qui-Gon's expression, not even an off-camera Liam Neeson dry reluctant chuckle. NOTHING. Cut scene. Sure, this could be the fault of the scene transition, but I don't think anyone watching the scene was under the impression that Qui-Gon bellylaughed and said "good one, Padawan!" The mood is much more of Qui-Gon shaking his head, not dignifying the line with a response.

The other is Qui-Gon's "there's always a bigger fish" line after they've nearly died in another horrific way under the Naboo planet core, a scene that gives me a powerful new kind of combination of fatal levels of thalassophobia-claustrophobia. It could have easily been a "business on Cato Neimoidia" callback reference to some offscreen history together, but no. Qui-Gon just says it, incomprehensibly, while Obi-Wan scowls silently at the controls. And yet, Qui-Gon sounds contentedly amused. It's so fucking hilarious to me. He said that line for the benefit of one person in that ship: him, and he likes it.

They don't get each other's jokes, and yet, I think it's telling that they're both still making them after what, 12 years of Master Padawan partnership. They are both constantly thinking like “what are you TALKING about?” about the other one's core qualities. They both think their miscommunications are the other’s fault. It's incredibly good characterization to me, and it makes them so realistic.

[ash-short-for-trash]

The fact that both Obi-Wan and Ahsoka think that the other died during order 66 and spend years mourning the other when they both survived is so heartbreaking

[knox-enden]

Dumb idea that Soundwave gets taken down hard and ends up getting a slight processer reset, causing him to misidentify the humans as weird little minicons and claiming them as his own.

[vaguely-concerned]

I think it says almost everything you need to know about varric that his reaction to the blackwall reveal is like... 'oh thank GOD you're a child murderer. for a hot second there I thought you were something much much worse' '.......like what' 'boring to me personally'

[koolaidashley]

This little thing

@angelpuns ur son 💓💓

[spearxwind]

[//FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE]

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Please tell me I'm not the only one still giggling about Jeremy hearing Jean say his name for the first time and "damn I'm gay"ing so hard he had to make sure he wasn't making Jean uncomfortable