#he's an ass and yet...

[devotion-between-the-wheat]

just considering something...

[sleepincrow]

gojo's genes are scarily strong. the silky white hair and freakishly lightning blue eyes runs in the family! satoru guaranteed his child would look similar to him, his mother, and whoever was further down the drain in his clan. he swooned and giggled when you were pregnant, ensuring you and your baby's safety for when the time comes to bring the little shit into the world. he'll be so enthralled when his child is born, spoiling him even before he takes his first breath.

imagine to his fucking surprise when the baby comes and they look exactly like YOU. satoru sits on the cushioned chair beside your hospital bed, holding his baby while you slept—tired from birthing your sweet child. a pair of sharp blue eyes stare at the bundle of betrayal in his arms.

"a month of my hard work.. cultivating, planting you, then spending the next 9 months taking care of you and my wife." he scoffs while the baby eyes his father. "and you look exactly like your mother."

satoru couldnt help but let out a silent sob and squeal, taking every single nerve in his body not to squeeze the baby to death in a hug. he wishes you were awake—so he could jump up and down in pure ecstacy like a 3rd grader. he just loves your baby so much. after, maybe, around 500 years of bearing the same white haired, blue eyed baby combo into the world, someone finally beat the gojo clan genes.

your baby has your hair and eyes. satoru is surprised, offended and in love. yes, he loves that his baby looks like his mama but were you really so greedy to leave nothing for him?

he can only hope that your baby will be as silly, as stupid and as strong as him when they grow older.

... god, hopefully not

[lomakes]

Sorry Alistair

[acracana]

In Diasomnia, we got

A 70 year old 16 year old

A 700 year old 12 year old

And a motherless mother

BONUS:

Resting Face Card

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

[missjashin]

Steve who is well aware he is not completely straight, been for years but never really explored it. And who knows about this? Not Robin, not Dustin, not Nancy but Tommy and Carol do. And how do they know? Because they used to be the trio. Best friends. Talking shit and sharing secrets. And at one point the conversation just went there and Steve admitted he could like a boy, could totally sleep with one. And Carol told him to no name one boy from school he would hook up.

And they’re teens and Steve’s a little shit so of course he is picking a name that will get the rise out of his friends so he smirks and says “Eddie Munson” and the reaction is exactly what he expected. They just having fun and it’s kind of a half a joke. But Steve stand by his pick and defends it. Eddie is cute. And kinda has that bad boy vibe and is really growing into his features.

But it’s still small town in Indiana. And then there’s Nancy and all the upside down shit and Steve’s “fall from grace” so it’s only ever a talk, a joke between ex-friends.

And no matter how bad the fall out was, some secrets stay secrets. And they never talked about it again. Until.

Fast forward to summer -86. When Tommy and/or Carol are back from the college to visit family and stumble upon Steve who is hanging out with no other than Eddie Munson himself. All grudges suddenly forgotten when they just have to comment “oh damn Steve. You really weren’t joking back then when you said you’d let the freak hit it” which obviously makes Steve turn cherry red screaming “shut up” because jfc this is how you say hello after months (years?) of not talking to each other? Spill all the secrets why don’t you.. Eddie is just confused because what? Also didn’t know Steve could scream that high.

And no, they’re not even together (yet).

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

bari saxthur got lucky in that kayne didn’t write him a part in The Wager so he didn’t have to go to the world’s longest and ugliest rehearsals

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[honestlyitsjustsam]

favourite moments of bg3 -> (5/?)

[clumsypuppy]

who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

[nira-mirror]

Bean cleaning

[stimtfil]

. . .

[dimeadozencows]

They're like a weird unlikely depression duo to me

See I can draw them like actual men and not chew toys... I'm allowed....

But I did do a silly one cus I much prefer to draw them like the bobble heads they are 🤲🤲🤲

[bonsiii-art]

So...3 sets of arms. :P

[morganbritton132]

Continuation of this (and this)

Hopper is sitting in his truck.

He’s parked on the side of the road downtown. He should be finishing the paperwork for the traffic stop he made earlier, but he’s not. Instead, he’s watching all four Hagan boys walking down the street to the movie theater in his sideview mirror.

They’re chattering, laughing and shoving each other. David and Maria’s youngest boy, Tommy, is kicking rocks down the sidewalk. Two of the other boys, Tyler and Travis, are shoving a Melvards bag worth of sweets into their pockets.

It’s wholesome, Hopper thinks considering all those boys give him a goddamn headache.

He only really notices them because draped over the back of the oldest boy, Theo, is Steve Harrington.

He sees the exact moment that Steve recognizes his truck because he starts squirming to be let down. As soon as he is, he runs ahead and right up to Hopper’s open window, “Hi, Mr. Hopper!”

“Steve.”

“Look at my cast!”

Steve waves his arm at him, showing off the cast now decorated with messy child signatures and bad drawings. Steve looks so excited about it, “Mama said that lots of people hafta sign my cast ‘cause it’s ugly with just your name. Look how cool it is!”

Before Hopper can even respond, Steve gives him tonal whiplash by asking in the same breath, “Can you arrest Mama?”

“Why?”

“She thinks I need new wallpaper,” Steve tells him with big serious eyes. “It’s ugly, Mr Hopper.”

“Tough break,” Hopper replies. “Doesn’t warrant an arrest though.”

“But - but a fake one,” Steve insists. “The police arrest people wrong all the time. That’s why Dad’s got a job an’ why I got cool toys an’ a swimmin’ pool. He keeps people outta jail.”

“You arrest Mama and she won’t go to jail for real ‘cause she’ll ‘peal it,” Steve continues. “Then - then Mama goes to court and there’s a judge, and they picks drawers-“

“Jurors.”

“Uh-huh,” Steve nods dismissively, rambling on, “The drawers have an envelope and it says, ‘no way, Jose.’ Then Mama comes home but it’s a long time - law stuff takes a long time - so she - she’ll change her mind about the ugly wallpaper.”

Hopper doesn’t smile, though he is amused when he tells the kid, “Bad wallpaper isn’t a crime, kiddo. Sorry.”

“It’s a crime against me,” Steve pouts. “I hate it.”

That pout might just last forever. Hell, it might just convince Hopper to actually do it (god, does he want to do it), but then a sharp whistle sounds from the entrance of The Hawk.

Theodore Hagan was standing with one of the doors propped open, calling, “Stevie, last one in gets all the burnt popcorn pieces.”

Steve gasps.

He runs off with a faint “Bye, Mr. Hopper” behind him.

Hopper watches Steve dart into the theater, making eye contact with Theo. He gives Hopper some dorky ass salute before disappearing inside too.

Hopper sighs.

Yeah. He’s got to finish this report.

[stumbleduponbyaksident]

devs put their whole garrussy into directing him in that scene