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stevebabey · 6 months
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"Alright, here we go!" The bartender announces, leaning up to place the drinks on the bar.
"That's one whiskey, neat—" He says, sliding the lowball cocktail glass with amber liquid in front of Eddie.
"—And one Whammin' Slammin' Booty-Bangin' Pina Colada."
He places the extravagant cocktail in front of Steve. It's decorated to the nines with a straw, an umbrella, a piece of pineapple, and a little bit of tinsel on a toothpick. A whole party decoration in a drink.
"You guys have a good night." The bartender says warmly, already moving down the bar to tend to other customers.
Eddie stares down at the whiskey in the glass before him and pouts a little. Beside him and watching his boyfriend closely, Steve rolls his eyes.
"Oh, quit being dramatic," Steve says, sliding the cocktail across the bar so it's in front of Eddie, who had ordered it. He steals the glass of whiskey back at the same time.
"It happens every time."
"It happens most times."
"That isn't much better!" Eddie protests, even as he leans down and takes a long sip from the straw while they both get to their feet and leave the bar. Steve's hunting for a table they can snag, his eyes narrowed in focus. Eddie follows him blindly, his cocktail cupped in both hands.
"I'm serious, Steve! What is it about this adorable face—" He says, gesturing to himself, barely letting go of the straw to talk. It doesn't seem to faze him that Steve doesn't even glance back. "—Says I don't want to enjoy a Whammin' Bammin' Big Booty Colada?"
Steve comes to a stop, pausing his search for a moment to look back at Eddie. His expression seems unimpressed on the surface but Eddie can see his lips twitching up at the corners.
"We've had this conversation too many times, babe." He sighs halfheartedly and takes a quick sip of his own whiskey, eyes casting back out across the bar. "You have scary dog energy, you know this. You specifically dress like this on purpose."
Eddie picks up the pineapple wedged on the edge of his glass and bites into it, sending it down with another sip of his cocktail as Steve leads them further into the back of the bar. He finally spots a spare empty table.
"C'mon, I think I found one." Steve urges, one hand snaking back to make sure Eddie's following.
"Is it a crime to wish to not fall victim to stereotypes?" Eddie prattles on, following Steve duly by slipping his hand into Steve's outstretched one. His cocktail wobbles precariously as he takes another gulp.
"Like when that waitress gave me your awful black coffee! And you got my delicious delicacy that I paid extra hard-earned money for..."
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i like to think that when steve and eddie go out, people always lean into their assumptions and are like hmm ok preppy boy with the polo? oh he gets the fruity cocktail! and eddie is always like >:( i don't want this expensive puddle of piss gimme the bonanza supreme cocktail pls. like excuse me i paid for that.
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atlasprefects · 9 months
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OMG ILY BESTIUUUU <3
(Ty for the ask my blog is dying)
I LOVE YA TOO BESTIUUUU <33
(And ur welcome :3)
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earth4angels · 23 days
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So if To Love is coming out Thursday, the mirror fic is coming tonight?!!!
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evilneo · 2 years
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WAIT. Bestie are we both malice? !!! New level of matching names <3 ??
IKRRRR ULTIMATE BEST FRIENDSHIP 💛💙💛💙
Video 🤝 Games
Evil 🤝 Villain
Malice 🤝 Malice
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praeteritus-memories · 3 months
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Tohrou fidgets as she adjusted her book bag, she was seeing things again..maybe it was because she hasn't eaten today? No, she had a small snack so she should be fine- Chocolate hues watched the .....was he a new student ? Still their was those things that felts bad and looked really scary- Things she may have started seeing around the same time she lost a good chunk of - no, that wasn't important right know.
Tentivly she would grab his shirt, her gaze flickering to the small was it a frog ? Or a rabbit? It was hard to really see it.
"U-um ! A-are you okay ?"
She didn't know why but talking to people whenever she saw those things often made those things leave and helped the strangers she encounters feel better so - maybe she could do the same for him ? Surely she could make his day a little better....
(for megumi :3)
Megumi was given his first undercover work for Jujutsu High, something apparently Gojo insisted he learn about because 'blending in was important'. He swore he did enough of that throughout his childhood and Junior High but apparently things are different when you're a teenager as opposed to just a little kid.
He would stand around, sending a few of his cursed rabbits to look for him as opposed to his divine dogs. Not that anybody could see them, but the quick feet and spread of rabbits made it easier to hunt down a cursed spirit within the school hiding somewhere students normally don't reach.
However, he found himself suddenly distracted by the smaller student grabbing his shirt. "Yeah...I guess." Did she notice something was off about him? Not the first time, but usually it was the superstitious who noticed something.
"Are...you the one whose alright? I dunno, you just look like something's bothering you."
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mossy-chaos · 5 months
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THE CHAOS SNAIL IS ON EACH OF THE POSTERS IN THE PERMIT OFFICE
I love this
After a hot minute of not seeing the snail they finally appear again in the form of being on motivational posters in the permit office hehehe
just look at the little guy
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wheatcak3 · 23 days
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"Ghosting Along" by TourettesDog
Paxopalotls's super awesome arts:
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
My arts:
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Yippee it's Invisobang time! 🎉Here's my first piece for this event 😈
I had the sweetest and most awesome writer and artist @tourettesdog and @paxopalotls as my partners!! Go check out their work! (doitdoitdoit) 💖💖💖
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the1trueanon · 11 months
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actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.
actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much
alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-
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hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3
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felsicveins · 6 months
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Wow, now we know where Patty was
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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mixxsweetheart · 6 months
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omg its
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kaleeesaladdd · 1 month
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Pretty pink bikini 💖
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earth4angels · 24 days
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TO LOVE AND AMANRANTH?!!!!!
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vangh17a · 1 year
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:)
Start | <- Previous | Pt 10 | Next ->
✨Masterpost✨
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teddybeartoji · 5 months
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SO MICKEY,, I am having thoughts. I don’t read hybrid fics Usually, but I saw your puppy Satoru post and,, as a fellow piss enjoyer what are your thoughts on him with that? Something something he wants you to pee on him to mark him as yours something something he begs for it,, I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS LIKE. GOOD WITH HYBRIDS but it just sounds yeah,, I don’t know if this is a request but I trust that you will see my vision ily
PISS ENJOYERS UNITEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI REM MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
OK BUT YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABT HIM WANTING YOU TO PEE ON HIM!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! like yes puppy!satoru likes the idea of him pissing on you to mark you up (he does it too ofc) but something about YOU marking HIM up is just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crazy. it makes him crazy.
he begs for it. you're laying down on your back as he grinds into you - you're still both clothed, just humping each other like dogs (hehe pun inteded). he's nipping at your neck, he's sucking on your nipples, he's just fucking licking you - he can't get enough. you see his tail wagging from the corner of your eye and fuck, you just feel so dizzy already. but then you feel something else too, a pressure in your lower tummy.
you try to push him off, mumbling quietly about needing to go to the bathroom and his eyes fucking shine. he kisses the side of your mouth with a raspy "yeah?". he doesn't budge, he literally does the opposite - he presses himself flush against you, pushing your one knee up at his hips so he can be even closer to you.
"i wan' you to do it." he whines. you feel him smile against you and you feel a bit embarrassed at the thought. does he actually want you to do it?
"wan' you to mark me yours. c'mon, please... pretty please, baby."
he whimpers into your ear and it doesn't take long for him to convice you to do it. to let go.
and when you finally do... oh my fucking god. satoru creams his pants immediately. IMMMMEDIATELY. the second he feels the warmth spreading all over you and himself, he tears his eyes from you just to stare at where the two of you are connected with a slack jaw. he pushes his hips into yours as he makes a mess in his own pants aswell, your piss mixing with his cum through the material. he's fucking elevated. he has never felt this good in his entire fucking life.
when he looks back up at you with a bashful grin and finds you trying to hide your face into the pillow below you, he nuzzles his nose at your cheek. "i'm yours now. i'm your mate now." he licks your skin, kisses your jaw - he really can't stop touching you. "i love you."
he's as affectionate as ever, possibly even more so now. he cradles your face as he gently makes you look at him. you're so warm and he feels so proud. "don't hide..."
he litters your face with sloppy kisses for a while before starting to trail down your body. the smell of you and your piss is making his head spin and he can't stop smiling. he's just so happy!
his tail swings violently behind him, his ears twitch as you squirm when he kisses your completely soaked center. he locks eyes with you and licks the material, his own dick starting to harden again.
anyway!!!! hehehhehehe puppy!satoru loves you and he loves piss and he loves it when you piss on him, it makes him feel so loved!!!!!! he will eat you out after it to show his appreciation!!!!!!!!!
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joshuamj · 6 months
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The Traveler // The Chosen One
+ the battle sprites the poses are based off of and alt colors
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electrozeistyking · 11 days
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POURRIR DISEASE (AS DEPICTED IN THE “IN ROT AND INFECTION AU”).
STAGES OF POURRIR.
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ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Pourrir disease seems to progress faster when ingested, or when infected individuals have a lot more power for stronger Craft.
Pourrir in bread and pastries appears similar to mold at first, then progresses into unusual lumps if left unintended for too long.
Currently no proper name for the gunk. Looks like blood, but is far too thick, smells far too foul, and tastes far too rancid.
Infected individuals appear not to be cognizant in final two stages. Mainly unnaturally happy at all times.
Distancing yourself from an infected loved one as they progress through pourrir disease may limit your risk of getting infected.
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