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[castielsprostate]

you are STILL here!!!!!!

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[crabsnpersimmons]

Picture silly crabs sleep pile where all three boys snuggle around your sona.

hehehehehe yeah yeah!!

[king-sil44]

I’m tweaking out a little. I went with friends to see the Sonic 3 movie on release day. Was really good ofc. Went to see it a second time the other day with my best friend. Sorta fixating on movie Sonic content. Might even watch the Knuckles show (y’know despite the unnecessary amount of Wade I’ve been hearing about) because he’s my favorite version of Knuckles in the Sonic franchise.

But that’s not what I’m here to yap about.

What I wanna know is why aren’t more people hopping on the Knuxadow ship train? Like???

I’m usually not a big shipper of Knuckles and Shadow, more of Sonadow girlie. But in the movie universe?? Please people imma need y’all to start dropping fanart and fanfics of them before I start having to make it myself.

LIKE THINK ABOUT IT.

(Spoiler Warnings btw)

- Both watch the same soap opera, La Ultima Passion I think it’s called (Knuckles is watching it in an episode of the Knuckles series I think and Shads is getting into it in the movie while hangin with Stone in the Crab). I could totally imagine them watching it together and arguing over the plot lines.

- Both ride motorcycles.

- You can’t tell me Knuckles ain’t the type to fall head over heels for someone who can EASILY kick his ass. “What a woman😳” type vibes but it’s after Shadow rocks his shit.

- IMAGINE Sonic and Tails. Cuz Knuckles is their big brother. Can y’all just imagine them lowkey bullying him? The whole immature nine miles? Making barfing noises if they catch Knuckles and Shadow flirting (in their own way), making very obnoxious kissing noises when Knuckles is gushing about how powerful and strong of a warrior Shadow is. THEY WOULD.

- Also Shadow, not being experienced with romance feelings or a crush, would have no IDEA what he’s feeling. I think his “OH” moment would be while watching other people interact. Be it in a movie/show, seeing Sonic and Amy interact, or Tom and Maddie. A whole “So this is love?” vibe.

- Someone theorized that in the hypothetical Knuckles & Shadow series that Keanu and Edris had talked about, they would be working together to locate all the Chaos Emeralds after they got lost at the end of the movie. CUE TWO SUPER POWERED ALIEN DUDES GOING ON A ROAD TRIP TOGETHER. And I think THAT is when they would become friends and start to form feelings for each other. Chat does this count as forced proximity?

- And we mustn’t forget Tom and Maddie. Tom doing the typical “I don’t want this dude dating my kid” routine (in his case tho it’s fair. Shadow did try to destroy earth and almost killed him) and Maddie would be supportive and I KNOW she would pull out the “leave the door open” line. Iykyk hehehehehe. They would both be really supportive of Knuckles having a crush and I feel like Shadow would try his best to be kind to them for Knuckles. He would be awkward.

- It’s also worth noting that if the whole Black Arms thing does happen in the cinematic universe and it ends like in the Shadow game with Shadow basically killing all of them, Knuckles and Shadow would BOTH be living the “I’m the last of my kind” lives. Not to mention both of their species have MESSY histories. Like we know the Echidnas were not perfect, otherwise they wouldn’t have been at war for so long. And we KNOW that the Dark Arms are all lunatics. Boyfriends can bond over their family drama.

THATS ALL. For now. 👹

And I know we probably gonna get Rouge in the franchise at some point and Knuxouge will be canon I’m sure but like… can a dude dream? And ask for more people to share this dream?

HEAR ME OUT PEOPLE-

PLEASE HEAR ME OUT!!

[whyse7vn]

SEVEN -

[ ot7 x reader ]

sevendaysafreak

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: we are watching jungkook slowly become alpha

namjoon: can you be normal today

jk: do you really mean that bro…

tae: with all my heart..

oh my god i’m tearing up

this is what being a real man is about

jimin: begging for pussy??

jk: I DID NOT BEG??

hobi: you harassed that poor woman for a whole week

yoongi: all for a hand hold

y/n: crazy!

tae: okay??

but it was literally real as fuck so does it matter??

jimin: it was real fucking sad

jin: personally if i was her i would of called the police like sexual harassment hello???

yoongi: right

namjoon: it was a great song jungkook

jk: > //// <

i’m blushing

that was me blushing

and i giggled a little

smiling rn

hehehehehe

namjoon: a thank you would of done it

jk: thank u >.<

jimin: she should of punched him

jin: was there need for an explicit version like??

we got the point the first time

i didn’t need to hear how horny you were for a second time

hobi: he just wanted to swear

tae: no he’s just real as fuck you wouldn’t get it

jk: real as fuck

yoongi: ig it was real as fuck for jungkook

he begs for pussy on a daily

jk: proof?

hobi: by bts

y/n: i’ll leak our dms

jk: DON’T DON’T DON’T

i’m sowyy 😣

jimin: i’m gonna punch him

hobi: fucking seven days a week doesn’t seem right

is that not how you get an std?

jk: no?

yoongi: is that not when you fuck multiple people?

y/n: you fuck multiple people jk?

jk: NO?????

jimin: why is ur no a question

hobi: suspicious

jin: jungkook has crabs

tae: that’s a real man disease

y/n: that’s gross

jk: i’m real

jimin: real itchy

namjoon: can we not talk about stds pls

y/n: i bet jay park has a couple of those

jk: ???

jimin: REALLLL

jin: that’s why him and jk are friends bonded over the burn

jk: i’m not his friend anymore

y/n: character development okay!!!

yoongi: was that bcs he stole from you?

jk: stop talking to me rn

jimin: OMG GUYS

yk i had the worst dream ever yesterday tae was in it

tae: and?

jimin: wdym and

tae: i hope you die

namjoon: pls don’t wish death upon people tae

jimin: yeah tae

tae: all of you can fucking die idc!!!

not jungkook tho he real as fuck

y/n: say real as fuck one more time and i’ll snap ur neck

jin: hot asf

yoongi: ew?

tae: nobody wants to see us winning jk it’s sad 😞

jk: i’m sobbing 💔💔😞😞💔💔

tae: they literally told us to kill ourselves

namjoon: literally no one said that

jimin: in fact YOU said you hope i die

jk: he could of meant by natural causes

tae: right i would never tell you to kill ur self that’s sick and evil

yoongi: kys

tae: ur not going to heaven

yoongi: aw man 🙁

hobi: what if we put tae in the electric chair

jin: what if we put tae and jungkook in the electric chair

jk: wtf ☹️

tae: i could easily survive the electric chair it would feel good to me actually

y/n: i’ve been telling you guys for years we need to lock them up

do you actually read the bullshit they say on a daily it’s actually insane they need help

like professional help

jk: i didn’t even say anything

jimin: you don’t need to

we just know

namjoon: i agree

we could send them to a camp

or something

tae: why are you talking about us like we’re not RIGHT here

jungkook get them omg

jk: i can’t go to camp

too much raw air exposure is bad for my skin

and i have a dentist appointment soon

yoongi: raw air?

jin: how soon is ur appointment?

jk: so soon that i can’t go to camp

tae: JUNGKOOK STAND UR GROUND

WE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND

REPEAT AFTER ME

WE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND

namjoon: tae shut up

y/n: right

tae: i liked it better when you guys just ignored me in this gc

now all you do is be mean

jimin: maybe u deserve it

*you definitely deserve it

hobi: stop talking then idk

yoongi: i will gladly ignore you again

jk: i love you tae i’ll listen to you talk

jin: jungkook the biggest dick rider ever

tae: he’s my little dick rider 🥰😍❤️

hobi: yeah definitely stop talking

namjoon: okay!

y/n: oh my god

jimin: ???

yoongi: um

jin: this is what seven was really about

jk: bro..

tae: lol

jimin: you're really gorgeous i would deadass fight 3 mountain lions in a mcdonald's handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight glued to my forehead just to get a chance to get to know you and take u out tbh

jin: nurse he’s out again

jimin: wrong chat lol

tae: and you wanna put ME in the electric chair

ur all out of ur minds

namjoon: you were gonna send that to someone????

jimin: is it bad?

y/n: so unbelievably bad

jk: blushing

yoongi: wow

tae: yikes

hobi: bts never beating the rizzless allegations

y/n: who were you gonna send that too?

jk: was it me?

yoongi: that was flirting?

jin: probably the notes app

jimin: no one

jin: told you

notes app.

jk: it wasn’t me?

tae: i’ll be nice and give you some better lines jimin dw

jimin: the only lines you have are of coke

tae: nvm fuck you stay bitchless

namjoon: leave jimin alone

jimin: right leave me alone

namjoon: he’ll open up in his own time

jimin: i fucking won’t

you guys deserve to know NOTHING about me

yoongi: okay don’t care kys

jimin: i have a crush

jin: i’m hungry

hobi: is this the same crush you talked about like 4 weeks ago??

jk: on me?

sorry jimin i’m already in love with someone else

yoongi: didn’t ask

jk: i won’t tell you who it is it’s a secret

namjoon: a secret from who??

jk: what does that mean…

namjoon: don’t we all know…

jin: i SAID i’m hungry

jimin: all you do is eat like omg??

get a job or something??????

jin: i have a job

i serve face for a living i would suggest you look into it since you have so much free time to BULLY and HARASS others but with a face like urs idk if you’ll make the cut

y/n: wow

jimin: i’m not reading all that 💀

y/n: never use that emoji again ew

jimin: 💀💀💀💀💀

y/n: this is why whoever ur trying to rizz up probably thinks ur a loser

yoongi: is it taemin again?

tae: ew you run back to taemin every 4 months it’s kinda embarrassing

jimin: taehyung you actually need to shut ur mouth

breathing the same air as you is embarrassing

and at least i have someone to run back to you are actually genuinely bitchless

tae: u are taemin’s bitch

so technically ur as bitchless

yoongi: gay

jk: don’t be a homocrome

namjoon: stop talking

jimin: it’s not even taemin so shut the hell up

i’m not talking about this anymore

moving on

hobi: what is your mbti guys

jk: physical touch

namjoon: that wasn’t the question

y/n: just say ur horny and go omg

jin: don’t

seven was actually enough

i will hear NO more about jungkooks sex life

everything i have learnt has been without my consent

my lawyers will be in touch

jk: my lawyers are ur lawyers

jin: not anymore

jk: omg…

hobi: oh my oh my god

namjoon: jin stop facetiming me i’m not answering

jin: pls joon pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

namjoon: i’m not sitting there for you to look at urself in the camera for an hour

i have things to do

jimin: that sounds like very jobless behaviour to me tbh

jin: you can’t be ugly and jealous pls pick a struggle

tae: and rizzless

hobi: i know ur not talking…

tae: ????

hobi: tae i need you to do some self reflection

tae: okay?

i’m hot as fuck

cool as fuck

and real as fuck

i feel well reflected ty for suggesting that hoseok

y/n: i told you i’m gonna snap ur neck if you said that again

start running

jin: coming to watch 🥰

[pebble0-0]

HEHEHEHEHE HEADCANON NEXT!!!

- blue hair highlights and pronouns (any pronouns but i usually refer to him as he/they/it)

- 26 by the time of the crash

- basically never takes off his diving suit, really comforted by the texture (its the AuDHD talking)

- mute/selective mutism (uses ISL (intergalactic sign language) on occasion, only verbally speaks with those he trusts or when hes alone)

- names all of his vehicles, gets way too emotionally attached and cries when they get eaten/implode

- KNOWS the void is dangerous but like... what if theres something REALLY cool there this time?? (loses another prawn to human dumb-of-assery)

- has slight scarring 'round his body from kahraa bacterium, and a couple from his introductions to certain levithans and general life on 4546B, but pretty open with talking about how he got them :3

- ABSOLUTE fear of the smaller aggressive fauna like crashfish but totally chill with leviathans at this point (like... similar attitude to treating them like misbehaving dogs: *attacking cyclops* "NO!!! BAD SAMMIE!!!" *roaring in the distance* "Patricia..." *gets louder/closer* "PATRICIA...")

-^ also may or may not had been really bored one time and decided to name each individual levithan in the crater and use certain outlying characteristics (such as scars, missing limbs, discoloration or different tones of roar) to remember who is who consistently. as you do

- made it a mission once to try every (edible according to PDA) fish he could get his hands on. conclusion? they're all slimy and wet- chinese potatoes, please!

- feels really bad for the degasi crew, has a collection of six (pile of stones with some decor like flora) graves on the floating island

- HATES alterra and blames their ignorance and corruption for the crash and subsequent death of those on the aroura. made it a point to kill (/fling into the sea with propulsion canon) every cave crab, bleeder, and extinguish every fire on the aroura to atleast make their final resting ground a (somewhat) peaceful one. went to and collected every PDA and recordings from lifepods aswell, similar treatment.

- hes not the step-dad, hes the dad that STEPPED UP. (< treats the baby emperors like his babies. even when they're grown and like 500x his size. THATS STILL HIS KID!!! AND YOU BETTER BET HES PROUD OF THEM!!!)

- was pretty overqualified with his job as (essentially) a janitor on the aroura, but still applied so he could be on the ship with his freindos (which i personally think he was pretty close to Ozzy and Danby.)

-^actually had alot of experience with mechanics and engineering and the like, meaning it was alot easier for him to understand fragments, use upgrades, and properly repair vehicles.

- ^also uses this experience to use scraps and certain parts to build little entertainment thingi-magigies (like a metal card deck or build a musical instrument of some kind since what else are you supposed to do when your stuck in the seas except play some blues on your harmonica???)

anyways thats all i got for now. haven't played subnautica in a little while and honestly talking about this really wants me to finally finish a playthrough on hardcore (have had like 3 save of hardcore getting to sea empie and then just. giving up) and you should know i am ABSOLUTELY blaming you for that >:3333

Oh. My. God. GUH I LOVE HIMMMM!!!! Oh my lordy lord I love ur headcanons!!! AGAGGAGAHAHHAHAHHSHDHSJJSGAHSHBSHSBSBBSBDHDB!!!!!!!

[c-rox-sprites]

WAAAAIT THRSE ARE FIRE YAYYYAYAY omg can mew do a talksprite edit of the nepeta vantas [kankri swag] you did a lil while back?? pawsibly with a thinking expression (/nf) they're so hashtag kawaii and I luv them so!!!! <3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!! (crab hat was the biggest of brain ideas bee tea dubs hehehehehe)

crab hat back again with a ponderface on high!

also i must point out your typo ask, kankri swag extends to each and every swap i've theorized X3c i mean where do u think they got that freaky sweet hat?

-C. Rox.

[official-crab-posts]

today’s the day :D

CRAB ARMY! ATTACK!!!

you know what? fuck it. im going to fight every nautical poster on this site. @official-crab-posts is the latest on my list. fight me in the tournament for most nautically awesome posts.

[official-crab-posts]

Thank you for your services to the crab community. Can we be crab mutuals? 👉👈

i’m going to schedule this post for some random time in the future. you want to be mutuals? by the time you read this, we already will be! <3 heheheheh 🦀😈(i don’t want you to know who’s actually running this account but yes we can be crab mutuals) :]

[transmisogynistic]

How can I be a bigot if tumblr literally recognizes me as a generous citizen 🥺

I can’t wait until my mutual comes online and she’s like oh, coppy badge be upon me? But I sent it secretly so unless she sees this post she won’t know it was me hehehehehe

Next, crabs be upon ye. For someone I’m ambivalent towards cause those little dudes are inconvenient, from what I’ve been told. Tumblr should do like, an increased ad function. Let me send someone more ads because I hate them.

[the-dons-waste]

Hello Donathan Donstar I am here to curse you. You are now stuck with a Shelly (the crab backbling)

Heheheheh hahahaha mywabahahah

I can't fucking take it anymore

[hylorien]

This fucking rocks!!!!

I just discovered gifts >:)

THIS???? IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER RECEIVED?!?!

I love you you’re incredible, friend <3

[hideyseek]

✅🧠 for the emoji asks please! (haiji and/or kakeru for the brain? :3c)

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab thank you!! MWAH i'll answer for both of them hehehehehe :3 omg this got so long i am putting it under a cut ahahah

from these fanfic writer emoji asks

✅ What’s something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don’t mean to?

phone calls omg its 100% phone calls. (this tone is bc i went: uhhh i don't know?? for like four sentences and then realized i'm obsessed with cell phones in fic and felt a great surge of relief.) i loooooooooove the intimacy of not being able to see the person you're talking to on the phone but having their voice even closer to you than their voice would be in-person. i love the confessional, time-delay nature of voicemails!

i don't know if this is really like ... a thing that appears over and over but i know it appears ... more than once? i do wish i had the kind of relationship to the content of my writing that meant i could identify these kinds of parallels but also i suspect i would drive myself up a wall going 'wait this fic is the same fic as the last fic you wrote hidey you gotta make it different somehow?' (which: no this is not actually required, but i personally would feel like it was) so maybe it's better that i'm not. i do wish i had a sense of like, my core aesthetics or writerly interests or whatever though!

🧠 Pick a character, and I’ll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

CRAB ILY. I ROTATE THESE GUYS IN MY HEAD SO MUCH EVERYDAY.

haiji - my favorite favorite headcanon about haiji is he is failing all of his university classes. to me he majored in literature bc he enjoys it or is compelled by the power of language or something. but like, he starts skipping a few lectures because he spent the morning putting together the training plan for the week or making breakfast and there's no point in going if he hasn't done the reading, and then he never manages to do the reading and it spirals from there. in my mind, he just ... stops going to classes at some point during the training season for the ekiden, and just never started up again until he blinks and it's the end of the winter holiday and he's completely screwed. my second favorite headcanon is that he has a super fucked up complicated relationship with sex and slept with a lot of his upperclassmen his first few years of college.

kakeru - hmm i don't know if i have a favorite one for kakeru but i really really like the idea that after canon, for all three of the other times he runs in the Hakone ekiden he always runs Section 10. and that after college when he's an established professional runner he volunteers with the organizers of the Hakone ekiden as a broadcaster or one of the guys that jogs along and hands out water or stands at the finish line and lets go of the ribbon at exactly the right time when the runner comes through.

ok also as a bonus i actually DO have so many headcanons about fujioka bc i keep making him be important in my fanfictions. and my favorite one i've made up (which is so consistent across the fics it's basically canon to me lol) is that he's raised by a single mom. this is because i need haiji's dad to have been a critical father figure to fujioka in high school, so that haiji and fujioka's friendship can be affected by that. ahahahahaha :3

[4letteraroace]

Hehehehehe my knife crab pin has shipped

[that-spider-fan-over-there]

hehehehehe

OH MY GOD MARTIAN (FRIEND <3 but UNO REVERSE)

(how long have these crabs been here BE FREE CRABS-)

[transmisogynistic]

hehehehehe get crabbed

[miimoz]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀